Bruins Edition Last time >>157529425
gary should sell both halal and kosher hot dogs at all nhl arenas
that canadian doesn't know what standing on his head means
>>157546885
My penguins (:
Wow even more shit than i thought possible
>>157546929
Respect Devils
>>157546940i bet jack hughes can't wait until 2030 when he can more than double, possibly triple his yearly salary
>panthers goalie tandemYeah it’s over for them
>>157546961Unbelievably grim
>>157546929we started calling those marners again
>>157546961imagine the fuckin stench in turds dressing room
>>157547027always did
>>157547030someone should tell gary the league would earn more money if he organized a massive offseason excursion to turkey
HOCKEY MOMS UNITE!
>>157546894Bobby boy was goal tending out of his damned mind for both of Florida's cup runs, how is that a controversial statement
>That was at the front of my mind throughout the whole negotiation,” Celebrini said Thursday. “I want to make sure that with where the (NHL salary) cap was going, that the number made sense for the team first and foremost. Making sure that everyone can get paid and that we're in a good spot to build the way we want to build, I felt like we kind of landed on that number. Keeping a little bit more flexibility for everyone, and I mean it's not really a bad thing. I'm committed to this team and this organization.You really have to be completely retarded to believe this shit.>WOW, HE LEFT 2 MILLION DOLLARES ON THE TABLE, LET'S GET EVERYONE PAID AND EVEN GET ANOTHER MINIMUM WAGE PLAYER ADDED TO OUR ROSTER GO GO CELEBRINI AND NIGRIER!!!
>>157547428Don't worry i'm sure they'll have room left to pay Stenberg league minimum after he busts out
Feeling sad tonight gonna drink about it
>>157547579Sad
>>157547579KWAB
bud1
>>157547428Of course SJ Sharkie had to get cut from the team to make these numbers happen
/hoc/ is ded bros
well deserved.
>>157547931>>157547935Just like my islanders
>>157547931Too many wrestlefag retards desu
actually it's E-Gods
business idea: fire gary
yay whl preseason starts today
>>157547976who is /our team/
>>157547986vancouver giant benis :DDDDDD
thingken wheat kings or hitmen
Thoughts?
>>157548145Apparently noone wants him. But everyone should want him.
>>157548145>>157548183Basically the Oilers are fucking idiots
IT'S TIME TO EARN THE WAGE
I did not fap last night :)
>he's a wagieLolLmao, even
Who wins a royal rumble of NHL coaches? I think it would come down to the luck of the draw
>>157548738Lindy Ruff wins it at Number 30
hoc more like erectile dysfunction LOL LMAO
>>157548495How else will I afford to buy jerseys and tickets?
>>157548738would need to see who the biggest coach is, big guys always have the odds on advantage
>>157548792thanks for the bump
>>157546885My Broons (;
tripfags OUT
>>157548183I wonder how he’ll perform with a real team
>>157548991The sheep i tried to molest
Another Monday, another Marner on company time.
Stepped on my dog's tail :(
>>157549022Hug doggy to repent :)
woke up with allergies today bro's
zoomers get a runny nose and blame allergies baka
millennials be like hey is that a penis? i want it in my mouth
>>157549106and butt
>>157548998>>157548991Show us your town kangaroo
>rags
>laffs
A bruin is a bear
A bud is a 1
>>157549337Um, that would be last place >laffs.
>>157548920No.
>>157549369>ded wongs - eeverytime
>>157549022trb abusing his dog again
Wonder how fluent Dylan Larkin is in press box at the moment
Samir stinking, seething, queering off, malding, plus stinking.
We don't talk in the third person here
>he's a first person plural-celkwab
samir mentioned
>"They're looking to bring him into the fold, so to speak." -Elliotte Friedman on potential mitch involvement with bud/trb sr. alliance
>>157549408My nigga Samir runs /hoc/. Much izzat.
imagine a 300lb man waddling his way onto your tail. F to the doggorino
samir lost to dominick btw
> "They're looking to queer off in /hoc/ for all eternity" Elliot Friedman speaking of the /hoc/ queers
Who the fuck is Dominick? I don't put enough holes in my walls looking for cameras to keep up with this general
dominick lost bigly this offseason where it matters
A red wing is a wingéd wheel
>>157549106>>157549134Learn how to communicate properly
>>157549473not if you ride with the Hell's Angels how other connotation
dominick rules just like stephen and mitch
presiding over a dumpster fire
>>157549478OK Boomer, massive L post. zero aura rizz no phanum tax, you're scaring all the huzzes with your cringe bro, go back to Skbidi Ohio
Shatter Larkin's kneecaps into a trillion subatomic particles
>>157549478I blame smart phones
>>157549478>aiiieee help me collegeman, my geriatric brain can't keep up with evolving languageunc status: crusty 'n dusty ahh
I blame MTV.
>>157549530Haha epic!!
>>157549466He's Samir's biggest rival. Their queer-offs are always intense
>>157549525To be fair this country’s higher education system is collapsing
>>157549525you weren't funny the first time
>>157549525True we should make the official language ebonics
>>157549547lurk moar newfag
>>157549563I've been here since the Olympics, retard.
>>157549560… are you saying it isn’t already in America?
You people are all on your way to Hell.> t. /hoc/ Director of Damnation Affairs
a mix of ching chong chang and hindi dindi steal grandma's pension is the common tongue of canada
Hockey is returning in less than a month :)
someone tell shannon
yeah someone tell him so we can get another 10 minute video of a dry erase board
i remember when thg's videos were brief overviews of each game and not him writing an entire doctoral thesis under each one
I remember when I didn't ask
THG was never good.
>>157549835ThisLarry > Shannon
>>157549835ya but you can skate so you would never watch thg in the first placehis target audience is purely cant skates
will not stand for Shannon Slander. Im sorry you guys weren't invited to his streetpuck tourneys
>defending shannon reddit moment
only time shannon ever popped was previewing the laffs he said >stop saying plan the parade. nobody's planning a parade
i would if mckenna will revive ssm8 posting, that was funny
thg is what trb wishes xhe was
thg stayed the thg. so why didn't tbg stay tbg? answer presented below, spelled backwards.answer: 1dub
>>157550115Medicated is what your psychiatrist wishes you were
>>157550136psychiatry is a jewish phenomenon
>>157550136xhe jelly of thg, aren't you trb?
I wonder if we can get Shannon to do a recap of the events that unfolded on April 17 2022. Do you think he has any burrito magnets?
>>157549106Can confirm
/hoc/'s my doctor. /hoc/'s my engineer. /hoc/'s my mechanic. /hoc/'s my bus driver. /hoc/'s my pilot. /hoc/'s my dad. Everything I do is for /hoc/. /hoc/ is the light of my life, the air in my lungs, and the sole reason the earth continues to spin. Without /hoc/, I am nothing, but with /hoc/, I am invincible.
>>157550317based
>>157550317I wish /hoc/ were my dad
i miss the old /hoc/, straight from the 'Go /hoc/, chop up the soul /hoc/, set on his goals /hoc/
more like chopped unc /hoc/
>>157550389/hoc/ has embraced its status as a 30+ boomer genny. We’ve switched to briefs
I bet 80% of posters here have a CPAP machine
i am a crap machine
And I won't work for nobody but you
i am a factory that turns fiber rich foodstuffs into marner and lets just say business is booming
i only use the swede heemer machine (these hands)
>>157550620Bro on the left has that psychopath smile
Who's in the wrong here?
>>157546961>both former Devils
Could I get a check-up on Connor Hellebuyck, please??
>>157550796He's coming home.
>>157550796He’s fishing right now but he’ll respond to your message soon
Im a Hockey Luvin Homo
>>157550922>Could I get a check-up on Connor Hellebuyck, please??>He’s fishing right nowthat's all I requested: pls, tell Connor's PR office to hold off on mailing me any more material for the time being, I have limited floor space as it stands
>>157550762I follow this guy but he has retarded takes
>>157550957does he post here
>>157550762Good Calgary boy Cale Makar reigns supreme
>>157551043I doubt it
>>157548808rob would eliminate a lot of people but the other coaches would band together to eliminate him like all the other big guys
>>157549593>on the ice, he was brilliantdamn what happened
>>157549658damnation rules it's a black board wipe
>>157551128dont reply to that kid he's a try hard and a homosexual
you should be allowed to fight the ref
>you should be allowed to leave the game board a flight to palestine and fight on the side of jihadists for several decades before returning to the game
>>157551122He now plays against people who are taller than 6 foot
>>157551353that man? nazem kadri
>>157549658About time.
everyone say mbdtf is his best but yeezus clears and so would ye if it were longer
>>157551353final score Saladin 4 Florida 3 Buffalo 0
>saladintreaty merchant
>>157551353i wonder if any isis guys had eliteprospects pages
>he doesnt know
>>157551695>newfag exposes himself instantlyhttps://www.eliteprospects.com/player/40878/mustapha-lemieux
>>157551743
>>157551743He had such a bright future
>>157551816Unlike my Islanders
>>157551238at the very least this should have been a feature in nhl hitz
>>157551353This
>>157550620>nhl stars with smaller shoulders than literal whosgrim
>Mario Lemieux and Ron Burkle exit the Penguins ownership group for the first time since buying the franchise in 1999I keep saying it. The Penguins are getting relocated as soon as Crosby retires.
>>157551993and when it happens it will be another 1 for bud
>the Omaha Penguins
>>157552027i dont think warren buffet is interested in owning sports teams
>>157551993yeah nah
>>157551417holy shit i agree full heartedly about yeezus and mbdtf
>>157551993Their arena already looks pretty empty. Gary wants them to become the Atlanta penguins
>>157551993>I keep saying it. The Penguins are getting relocated as soon as Crosby gets traded to the Habs
>>157551353that'll be in the next CBA inshallah unions
>>157552265It’s more likely that Crosby heads to Colorado
the grizzlies and knight monsters are playing at MY spuddies arena in october it was announced today :)
>>157551993>>157552265>>157552357Retards
im smokin on that Kosher Kush that have rich peverly a heart attack on the bench
>>157552465
got a family size tub of panera mac in the work fridge
>>157552465based
>>157552504thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
>>157552210>central divisionmore like no one is ever going to watch division
>>157552360how can the grizzlies play in the tahoe lake monsters in Idaho Falls if the Grizzles relocated to Trenton and became another team?
>>157552210#1 research triangle hater here
KWABWAB
>>157552603KWABOTY
>-ACK
>>157552642Bro hit the Yamcha at the end
>>157552536oh fuck im retarded it's not the grizzlies it's the steelheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157552666checked
>>157552687'eads mentioned
>>157552695reminds me of trb after bud finished with him on 04/17/2022
>>157547428I doubt it was intended, but I think it's interesting that his contract allows the other young guys to get about what they're expected to be worth each year they come up for a new contract but doesn't leave Grier enough money to hire any more overpaid old guys without fucking something up.
business idea: bud1-cola
https://youtu.be/7MKKqhcBTFg
>the city of Wenatchee, WA
>>157552695JEN
>trb replies JEN>it's to his own post>it's not funny
>>157552357with what cap space? KWAB
>>157553036every single time
>>157552949i still call them the screaming eagles
>>157553036it's a sick joke that God took Johnny instead of trb
>>157552603>>157552642>>157552695Are you just being Jelly that he won the cup and you still haven't?
xhe jely
There’s still no collegepuck schedule
>like to ice skate and play hockey irl>was at local rink earlier today for a chill public session>only like a half dozen people there because it's monday and the school year started again here>it's me, a bunch of girls working on their figure skating, and an old guy just gliding back and forth across the ice very slowly>one of the girls is wearing pic related>almost didn't notice and couldn't believe my eyes when I did>btw I'm blackApparently this hoodie actually got recalled because of the obvious connotation but do you guys think the girl knew what that phrase means? I mean an ice rink is one of the few contexts where it'd be appropriate because snow = ice. Girl looked like she was early 20's.
>>157553205check ESPN, not all the times are announced but the pairings and dates are therepuck drops Oct 2
>>157553272>Lady's starts Sep 18th
>>157553253>btw I'm blackGet out of our general
>>btw I'm black
id happily have a blackanon than a raped bitch
>>157553253Would just like to add that I really really hope she didn't know what the phrase meant.>>157553294I actually play hockey. That means I have more right to post in this general than you, whitey. Don't like it? Strap on your skates and do something about it.
>>157553082CURAHEE
>>157553318In what league?
>>>btw I'm blackCan this be the new season's gimmick, please?
Thinking of taking another shower since I had a hat trick of marners today
>>157553322wings
>>157553334
>>157553339If you were actually black you would have said "WANGS"You have been exposed. Good day.
>>157553322Just my local beer league.>>157553351That wasn't me.
>>157553351Black dude circling back because>if you were actually black you would have said "WANGS"It is so obvious that none of you have ever interacted with a black adult human being ever. Cyborg from Teen Titans is the full extent of your exposure to black people.
>>157553351i didn't say i was black ya fucking retarded mark
>raped retard LARPing againno wonder his dad is disappointed in xim
>>157553253what if she was aware? would you have made a move?
>>157553374Yeah I hate them
based trb's brother getting the inheritance instead kek
>>157553388fuck off, retard
>>157553253What's up my brotha, we gotta stick together in /hoc/ cuz of these whiteys
>>157553398lol he comes out that easily
>>157553388gooooood post
The mental illness is still in full display I see
>trb sr. considering his options>one son has a job and a family>the other pretends to be black onlinehmm, tough choice on who to give the inheritance to
>>157553407Turn your monitor on.
>this black on white hockey violence at Cape Breton
>>157553392Nigga what? I absolutely wouldn't have. She was decently cute but I'm more attracted to asian girls anyway. Looks are irrelevant if you're someone that's going to wear something like that in public, especially around kids.>>157553393I appreciate the honesty.>>157553401I'm glad to see we got a brotha holdin' it down in /hoc/. Don't let these honky cracka jacks run you out, ya hear?
When Yung Gravy said Double cup ice like Tampa Lightning i felt that
https://youtu.be/Zt11O_6tSuM
>I'm glad to see we got a brotha holdin' it down in /hoc/. Don't let these honky cracka jacks run you out, ya hear?
>anon posts greentext recapping his experience practicing his hockey>adds that he's black because it's relevant to the post>/hoc/ proceeds to lose its mindwhy are you like this
>>157553438Is this fucking reddit for you or something why are you answering multiple people in one post?
I'm a honky
>>157553464>>157553466thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>157553466Y'all just be calling anything reddit these days, man.
>>157553470Hello, fellow honkeyHow's hockey?
gf with big, massive milky honkies
>>157553456oh stewardess, I speak jive
I'm a massive honkey
we don't call those that here now
cup champions are forgotten mere days after they win. bud's victory on 04/17/2022 is praised daily and will continue to be as long as /hoc/ existsbud1
>>157553525Fuck off, retard
>>157553531bud 1 on 04/17/2022mitch 1 on 06/15/2025trbrother 1 the inheritance on some unspecified dateyou have never 1
>>1575535492true... 2damntrue...
we got black people now hockey truly is for everyoneatlanta here we come baby
prolly finna watch raw at work bro's it's ded today. also gonna get buzzed
>>157553647on a work night?
So the league is expanding to 40 teams right
>>157553647holy based bro im going to watch raw while drinking and organizing some magic cards
>>15755371344 teamsthen, 28 team NHL and a 16 team second tier
Thunderball or Moonraker?
>>157553722get a load of this faggot
>>157553725Goldeneye nigga
>>157553725neither, From Russia With Love always
>>157553725I got some thunder balls right here for you instead
>>157553722We already have nhl 2 its called the ahl
>>157553735that wasn't what he asked
>>157553726We don't put words that describe ourselves at the end of our posts here
>>157553732>>157553735I've seen those too many times, I considered Goldeneye but I want to watch another older one. I think I will watch Thunderball
>>157553688on a work night ya pinhead i said i was at work
>We have NHL2 at home
>>157553715based. i should build a new deck soon bro some friends of mine have been building budget decks so that might be fun
About to put the ravioli in the boiling water. Wish me luck
>anon what do you do for fun>i play magic>oh that's so cool! show me a trick>....
Which one would you accept?
>>157553752thats what I'm doing now we're doing decks with a theme only get 3 rares and 6 uncommon im making a mono white humans deck desu
>>157553764
>>157553764they should just dump misa for him if they really want him
>>157553762>talking to a womanthis is where you went wrong
>>157553762>Ohh that's cool.... Uhh I think Jamal wants something I have to go talk to him
>>157553713Obviously. 34 teams means uneven divisions again so from there it will be easy for Gary to pinch 36 teams. Adding four more teams after that should be child's play.
>>157553772they already have bussi though
>>157553773>dump a 19 year old 2nd overall centerMisa is going to be a star
>>157553713God the future sucks
patrik laine was a 2nd overall pick too
>>157553806There is no rogers monday night games, that's amazon night.
>>157553737you're forgetting the desperate need for third and fourth tiers of leagues in this wildly popular sport everyone is playing.
laine is a winger who only plays one way. misa as a centre by default has more value because centres actually need to play defence and have an actual hockey iq which wingers like laine dont need or have
misa is a bust and my islanders dodged a bullet
we need more big bodies for the D
>>157553852he'll get better now that he has an official hockey ship.
>>157553877it's gonna be misa and stenberg
in garys watered down league even jordan eberle is considered a star
>>157553815They have more than enough youth to slot into the 2C spot.
>>157553893Name 1
>>157553887Soon you'll have players still playing in their 50s because they fit it on a fourth line somewhere
>>157553882it's dickinson! they live together now.i don't think the fujo witches have decided what to do with stenberg yet, so his game will probably suffer a bit in his rookie season.
>>157553916Fag
>>157553921i don't make the rules, anon
you guys are subbed to amazon prime to watch garys wednesday night slop this season, right?
>>157553806jenn deserves betterher commentary has been top notch
>>157553936no I'm using Paramount+
>>157553936Of course. Bezos needs his shekels
>>157553911Musty>But he's a wing-Every center is a winger
>>157554016but not every winger is a center
>>157554063Surely they'd try to move Smith back into 2C before relying on a call-up since that was his original position.
Wtf they gave all that for Hellebuyck?
>>157554063Bystedt is
>>157554083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv36Hatr4qs
HelleSucknFuck
>>157553820Just like my islanders
>>157554083porkchop sandwiches
if hellebyuck wants out that badly why wont he play for the teds?
>>157554124BODY MASSAGE
raw soon bro's
Didn't ask soon
Wow 3 hours of garbage enjoy that
>>157554140>>157554143begone trannys nyla has aids kwab
>calls another anon a tranny while talking about tranimekwarb
Anime website btw
>>157554168source?
anime? more like really gay
source? more like "horse"
tbg? more like trb
>>157553713Right now the NHL has 25 American teams. The NFL has 32, baseball and apehoop have 29, soon to be 31. Going to 36 gets them to 29 American teams. There are 3 metro areas in the top 10 (Houston, Atlanta, Phoenix) but after that it's slim pickings. Socal already has 2 teams so that makes San Diego and Riverside/San Bernadino redundant. Orlando would have to compete with the NBA in the city and 2 recently successful NHL teams in the state. Baltimore is a shithole and covered by the Caps. San Antonio or Austin would need to happen before Houston IMO. Portland and Sacramento are a maybe but again both have NBA competition in the city. Cincinatti and Cleveland were deliberately bypassed to pick Columbus which has no other major pro teams and is centrally located. Kansas City and Indianapolis both have two teams already and are getting into the "too small for 3 without them being from 70 year ago" region. By this point we're below 2M in the metro area and the American metros that have NHL teams at this size are Raleigh (relocation), Salt Lake (relocation), and Buffalo (ancient but also basically a Canadian city in hockey terms).Basically, the question is not "how many" it's "how do they get to 36 when there's nothing that stands out"
not reading all that trb
>>157554317I could see them trying in Portland and Indianapolis but I doubt they'll be successful
What about Kansas City? I hear it snows there.
>>157554317thats also how you know quebec city will never get a team back too. when quebec city had a team it was right beside green bay as the smallest sport markets in north america. green bay only has a nfl team because of their age. if greenbay didnt have a team that was as old as the league, the jews who run the league in modern times would never put a team there.
Assalamu alaikum, my fellow black brothers of /hoc/
slopdown was cancelled
>>157554317the cleveland barons situation was such a disaster there was no way the league was going to give them a second chance. maybe things change now that time has past and its faded from memory, but at the time they had a reason to pick columbus over cleveland.
>>157554368Mahomes discussed it a while ago
expansion team in missoula montana
>>157554444Quads 4s of truth. I think Columbus is still the best single market for the NHL in Ohio. Even OSU is a point in the NHL's favor instead of competition.The real tragedy is that the owners during the O6 era fucked over the AHL Cleveland Barons in the 50s. That team wouldn't have needed an expansion draft to be competitive with Boston and New York right out of the gate but the shortsighted greed of the NHL is a 110 year old truth.>>157554388True. Even the Calgary/Edmonton/Ottawa trio are now at 1.4M for metro population. While Quebec is still below 1M. Quebec also had its "emergency relocation" spot taken by Salt Lake>>157554514Butte Pirates or bust
>>157554516This isn't your fucking open forum you fucking faggot canadian
>>157554514It would probably be Bozeman
>>157554549>brownoid gets disgusted when people talk hockey in /hoc/
>>157554556it wouldn't be either you fucking idiot
Jen wasn't re-signed to the Saturday sportsnet panel :o
>>157554549U seem a lil upset, calm down a bit
>>157554574Really? Ya fucking think?? You don't think Gary is expanding to Montana?? Wow really insightful post, you fucking retard.
i think we need to tone the racism down now that we know we have a /hoc/ster who is black
>>157554597he can be racist with us
>>157554584Hopefully they replace her with a younger more attractive hostess
>>157554593wew this tranny worked
>>157554698we don't sign our posts here ma'am
Kanebros.......
>>157554709N
>>157554709this is him just throwing a tantrum because he's not getting any offers for next season
>>157554708ywnbaw
>>157554708he tried so hard bro's
>>157554651
nhl adjacent bodybuilding league - gary, get on it
>>157554719Welcome to Missoula, anon.
celebini left money on the tableand that money will go to evander kane
>>157554770they already tried that one
heading to the wildlands bros
>>157554778I'm surprised at how halfway o.k. he was when he was on the sharks, prime 3rd line/2nd line hopeful material he probably doesn't have any juice left now though
>>157554780maybe i'll beat asylum tonight bro
Just thinking about my starsies :)
>>157554831are you excited for when they become bitter rivals with the eventual houston team?
>>157554831kwab
>>157554837Yes. They are about to become the sharks to our kings
>>157554841Kisses, Winks And Blushes To you as well fag I know you’ve missed me a great deal.
>>157554790I liked him when he was there, aside from all the extracurricular hijinks he got into.
>>157554857no milly dilly
>>157554857
>>157554803Just watch the ending on youtube and start the next game bro
>>157554937
>>157554937i hope it doesn't come to that
>>157554860>>157554863>>157554894RENT FREE
13 13 13 666 666 666Devils year
>>157554709I'm excited
>>157555049he's going to reveal all of gary's dms
>>157555059the interns are already prepared to exterminate him
>>157555073i'm sure kane will have "died suddenly" within the week
>>157555078would be kino
>>157555078just like chester or kurt cobain
>the atlanta, georgia hockey demographic
i think I'll just notice what other guys do and the topics they post about; then post just like them
Sheiiit they finally giving Tupac some justice
>>157555210what music are you listening to lately?
>>157555215Who gives a shit
>>157555218me first and the gimmie gimmies
>>157555210Many such autists here
>>157555232pretty pretty lame mang
>>157555231Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
I wonder what Will And Macky are up too tonight at their house
>>157555306They're practicing cooking
>>157555306Practicing their lessons from jumbo Joe
>>157555306practicing for a play at the blandford recreation centerr
>>157555306playing patty cake
Chappell looked fine as fuck in that fifth element outfit
copey wy@ bro?
>>157555491chillin bro. at work for about 15 more minutes then im finna go have some beers prolly a shot of whiskey and have the next 2 days off. finna boutta take pops to the eye doctor tomorrow afternoon
>>157555505cool cool, was going through some old decks and found a playset of (You) kwarb
>>157555513kek that's rude bro
got the black girl at the office fired should be happening tomorrow kwab
>>157555536what did she do?
>>157555532got someone kicked from a tourney years ago because of those. dude was screeching about how they weren't allowed and the judge told him it wasn't my fault he didn't speak french
they are talking about garys 34 team league in the baseball game
>>157555547constantly leaving her desk for like 25 - 30 mins a time when she's supposed to be answering phones, fucks up the documentation process repeatedly, smells bad, the list goes on and on
>he works at a call centerenjoy being replaced by ai lmao kwab
The documentation process would hate to see me coming
>>157555599my bro in law graduated in some cyber security field and has to work at a data center as his first job since that's the only option for new guys at his level kwab he's seething over it bc muh data centers bad
got bit by a mosquito
>>157555617Good
>>157555617gary controls the mosquito hivemindyou were bit by gary
>>157555578I dont work at a call center i work in an office and the black girl is supposed to answer the phone
>>157555555
west nile best nile
>>157555617only lady mosquitos bite
>>157555646/AFL/ RULES /hoc/ DROOLS
>>157555638tiny tarsomeres typed this post
what's he holding out for?
>>157555680It's our off season but we'll be back.
I've been bitten by a mosquito before. It really sucked!
Dr./hoc/ im CIA
>>157555738A team with 20 million in cap space
>>157549593>a ketchup stain on his tiethat wasn't ketchup...
no good games for about 7 months
>>157553253>btw I'm blackthey were just being polite when they said that hockey is for everyone. you need to leave now.
>>157555920Retard
there's a lot of good games actually in the next 7 months
>>157555921can it nerd
>>157555930>>157555933they dont mean anything. generally you win your last 20 games you make the playoffs
>>157555933https://www.nhl.com/kraken/schedule/2026/fullseasonAny of these?
>>157555944Our Sennies might win 20 games this season
little known fact: mark was on both the plane and tower that day...
>>157555957Exactly my point. A team like Ottawa wont play a good game for at least 2 years. That's a sizable fan base that has no reason to be excited that hockeys back
>>157555964Wins and losses all blend together. But watching your boys in your city's jersey playing the great game of hockey is always a blast.
>>157555964egg on your face when they get the 8th seed and get swept out again
>>157555971Do you think it's the cities jersey instead of the billionaire owners because they paypigged him a new arena or are you just autistic?
what has gare done for me lately
>>157555981Any billionaire can invest in a team and end up with a Seattle Kraken but here in Canada the teams really do belong to the city, sometimes the entire province, even though a billionaire might technically own the team.
>>157556016Enjoy your Montreal Molson and your Tor Mahal Pizza Pizzas you literal cuckhold
>>157555988he's about to give you 2 more teams in your country
>>157556038the JEWnited states of ZOGmerica
>>157556044true dat
>>157555988Gary has decided not to eradicate mankind for at least one more year, is that not enough???
i wish the world had more Hulksters like myself
>>157556025I wish I enjoyed Molsons but they're pretty gross. I do have a Budweiser red light glass though.
>>157556069drink nudes, they're from van (and have 0 sugar!)
>>157556078(faggot!)
>>157556078Unfortunately I love beer but can't stand seltzers. Whistler Brewing has these "90 Light Lagers" at 90 calories a can that are nice whenever I get into a mood to LARP about health.
>>157556096low cal/no sugar sounds gay until you hit late 30s and it starts to matter. unless you're already obese then kwafb
>>157556103youre drinking alcohol unc its a lose lose regardless
>>157556110oh hell no bro it rules i get drunk
>>157556103Very true. It's all about damage mitigation at this point and sugary drinks must be crossed outt. will drink around 40 drinks/week
>>157555306playing spin the bottle
>>157556134based and same in fact i'm about to crack one open right now
>>157556150I've already had 15 (and yes I do have to work tomorrow)
>>157556159gigachad
>>157556159Based and cheers!
>>157556177Shannon catching strays
>>157556159>not doing this at workare you even trying to have a good time
oh, we just got the answer
THERE'S NO ESCAPE I CAN'T WAITI NEED A HIT SUGAR GIVE ME ITYOU'RE DANGEROUS I'M LOVING IT
bud wontrb lost
tbg won
>>157556303
>>157556342bud and trb on a chilly easter evening
>>157556330>>1575563492true>>157556333thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>157556342
Hockey tonight :)
ilves
>>157556496espoo lol
The Habs are gonna get molested on the 19th. That's all I know.
>>157556585knights play the kings that day
>>157556585Doubt
>>157556600>>157556601The leafs are gonna fucking smoke em.
>>157556612It’s preseason retard
>>157556634i know and btw we don't sign our posts here
if the leafs lose their first game i'll suck my own dick
my own DICK
and yours too faggot
>>157556646That’s you
>>157556656
football and hockey soon
>>157556879Yeah?
It’s over
>>157556897ahh yessir
>>157556900hall of fame soon
>>157556950nope he's blacklisted
>>157556953no he isnt
>>157556956he is, that's why he isn't in it already
>>157556959retard
>>157556959actually it's because he's played 9 seasons of professional hockey since he left the nhl
>>157556963yes
just put on the new episode of sunny and it's literally about them going to see jamiroquai KEK cmtsu
>look up jagrs career>see this>The 2004 World Cup of Hockey[a] was an international ice hockey tournament. It was the second installment of the National Hockey League (NHL)-sanctioned competition, eight years after the inaugural 1996 World Cup of Hockey. It was held from August 30 to September 14, 2004, and took place in various venues in North America and Europe. Canada won the championship, defeating Finland in the final, held in Toronto.>The tournament directly preceded the NHL lockout, as the NHL announced they were locking out players during 2004–05 season two days after the tournament final was played, pending the adoption of a new Collective Bargaining Agreement.I completely forgot about this. I was doing a lot of drugs at the time.
new /hoc/ >>157556986
