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Tim Elliott fight week
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Daniil Donchenko fight week let's fucking go
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I’d like to ask my impersonator to please not post in this thread.
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>I will finish...what Stalin started
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>>157547635
finna gonna get zeemed by poona
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G'day mates, crack a VB and get dingo dancin!
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>>157547661
This general would be better if we had Georgians here to shit talk with
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>>157547685
station toilets mate
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>>157547701
there are georgians here all the time
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>>157547709
Name 5
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Lenin letter to Dagestan
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1921/apr/14.htm
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>>157547714
well 2 but still plural
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>people were saying yadong song is too big for the division
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>>157547717
fine speech
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I've watched so much porn of Asians that whenever I see an Asian woman in public I get aroused. How do I remedy this?
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ariel helwani is a trickster
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>>157547738
Probably give porn a break. Put a timer on your wifi that shuts it off at midnight.
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>>157547743
you meant jewish?
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>>157547738
heem them
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>>157547738
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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>>157547714
Anonishvilli
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>>157547738
>watch WMAF raceplay
>always an Aussie guy
You niggas are devious over there
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>>157547792
we're drowning (positive) over here
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>mfw the proletariat start becoming the intelligentsia
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Umar was becoming too educated and was asking too many questions about the events of the 20th century. Israel's greatest soldier, Harambib Nurmagoynedov, made a deal to train him wrong for the Song fight, so that he would get brain damage from the KO and stop reading so much
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kvatso fears day of the razor does this also answer why he permaheemed old mappers
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>>157547792
>Scoobin' with Reuben
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Merab hates the Dagis because they killed Fazza
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abdulmanap a shakespearean tragedy
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It's gotta be the hangman this time of year surely
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Brapdulmanbrap
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2026 is the year of the great muslim purge in the ufc. If garry wasnt such a fag we would have the legendary heem sweepy
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song vs usman fight was rigged btw but you're not ready for that. He barely got hit. China is a big market
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They're saying if Islam gets beat then Dagistan forever falls... but like Rome outlived the Roman empire, Islam will do the same with the Dagi reign
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>>157548009
>tf
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Can you get KO'd by a hit to the shoulder/neck?
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>>157548021
i couldn't. but i'm not the ordinary man.
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>>157548013
We (we) mog
Simply compare the hairlines
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>>157548028
‘Fraid not
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>>157548049
I assure you, across all social media but especially on tiktok, Islam not only has more thirst edits than him but also more than all the other fighters
Respectfully, I trust women's opinions over yours here
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>>157548027
But what is the science behind it?, is it because he hit the spinal cord somehow?
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As I was going over those Dag and Chechen mountains
I saw captain ‘Manap and the money he was counting
I first produced my right hook
Then produced my calf kick
I said stand and deliver or Shaytan he may take you

Mush a ring rumadoo Ramadan
Whack fol my quran o
Whack fol my quran o
There’s kvass in the jar o
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Brapdulnamap
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had a good night of sleep
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>>157548088
We know.
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Based Godjamin striking down the infidels
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>>157548118
Targeted ads are a myth. I get nothing but ads for pills.
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>>157548013
he must have a really hot aiofe
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So Parnasse crushed some can on MVP, beat some UFC busts, defeated some euro bums, lost to the only pole with a decent record and showed no signs of great grappling... Why exactly do people expect him to just run through the Dookster?
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>You have to die Fazza, is only way for me to protect legasi, you know dis
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>>157548199
Because Guru said he's one of the best Lightweights outside the UFC. Don't bring up the fact that he also said the same thing about George Hardwick though
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>>157548093
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Umar lost, shat his pants, lost the story, Usman was exposed as a bitchboy, Khabib touched Usman's dick. They lost in every way possible.
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>khabib, me son, this book was given to me by my commander during the war his grandfather received it from comrade lenin himself *cough cough* it contains the plans to liberate *cough* daghestan from *cough* putin
>*eyes widen* fazza what iz dis
>take it to umar *cough cough* the boy is young but he has the spirit i see it in his eyes *cough* and one day he will lead the charge *tired wheezing* khabib why are you quiet? where are you khabib? khabi-ACK!
>now shaddap fazza iz khabib time don't forget zis please
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>>157548211
It must have been a Carotid Sinus Reflex KO because the punch barely hit the jaw.
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>>157548210
Known KSW aficionado MMA Guru
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>>157548185
Real men know that a wife is for raising children while the lads are for fun.
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>>157548013
Can't wait for that fag to die
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>>157548250
he must have a really well raised son
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bibi got ya boilin' focus on fights umar just got heemed by a chinaman
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>>157548028
Not for umar and usman lol
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>>157548251
turn your monitor on
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>>157548219
Talmbout Kvassin’s Creed B? Loved the first 3.
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>>157548199
Saladhine Parnasse
What is he lebanese or something?
Salah Ad-Din Parnassos
صَلَاح الدِّين Παρνασσός
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>>157548093
Remember when elves brener hit guram in the neck and tko'd him? I think a similar thing happened to umar but more severe
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>>157548286
Can you please stop impersonating me mate?
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>>157548317
MFs be names Salahuddin Parnasus thinking they're some kind of ancient warrior or some such shit
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>Salah-Dine Parnasse was born on December 4, 1997, in Aubervilliers, Île-de-France, France. He was born to a Guadeloupean father,[3] who was stationed in the country’s military, and a Moroccan mother.
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>>157548337
>a moroccan mother
you cannot suffer in france
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russkies love their speed as anyone who has spent time around them knows
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you can see kvassy b is no stranger to the cleanest of dex he just breathes out like a horse as it drops cool
>>157548291
i was thinking kvassbeth
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>>157548337
MFs be named Saladin Parnassos and be french-morrocan
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nigga really jumped in the cage like Umar got shot or some shit.
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K-1 is better than ufc.
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>>157548337
>and a Moroccan mother
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Volk served his whole family up some bacon bussy
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I am in an Umar Nurmagomedov predictment at the moment
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>>157548471
Wash yo ass, playa!
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how is umar the older brother if he's smaller? who writes this bullshit?
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What went wrong?
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>>157548118
What does it say about you that you're on that side of xitter
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>>157548539
Islam is still there
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>>157548435
now I’m no theologist but isn’t being a whore on social media against Islam o algo?
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who is the townsends of mma
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What's does the fate hold next for Umar?
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Who is the Justin Gaethje of Justin Gaethje Presents the Ultimate Gaethje Justinship held in Justin, Gaethje of the Justinated States of Gaethjerica
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>>157548561
Umar? We don't talk about Umar anymore
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>>157548546
Fucking Garry had to mess things up.
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fazzas first student was his brazza
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>>157548581
I don’t think anybody wanted Garry Machado to win anyway
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>>157548539
Maybe the game is slowly moving towards all rounders and away from specialists?
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>Speak
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>>157548602
The sport moves in cycles. When Specialists are dominant, some really good all-rounders will show up and exploit their weaknesses. When all-rounders are dominant, a Specialist will show up and completely mogg the all-rounder so badly in one area of MMA that they can't adapt. Carlos Prates is basically a pure Muay Thai Specialist and he's about to get a title shot
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>>157548539
when Khabib entered the UFC, nobody knew how to deal with his wrestling. Years later talented fighters have caught up
same thing happened with Gracie JJ
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Tranquil contemplations
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They put me in a cage

They put me in a cage
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The prospect of Khabib depriving everyone around him of an education so that they remain servile to him greatly amuses me I must admit
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>>157548539
>>157548581
Ian's the only one who actually did the patronizing head pat IRL thoughbeit
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B L A C K E D
L
A
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K
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>>157548692
He has to, if they learned any more, they might find out that Kvass is haram
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>>157548718
Kvass is like 0.5% I regret to inform this is a non issue we will have to get him on something else
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>>157548709
Is that Adesanya?
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There’s a Pentecostal evangelical church in Makhachkala with 1000 members wtf
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>>157548735
I've watched enough Islamic theology content to know that any alcoholic drink is haram even if it's too weak to realistically get you drunk. Surprisingly, there's some debate over whether haribos are haram or not
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>>157548741
you wish
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>>157548744
It seems like it’s only if it’s derived from wine or grapes since many other foods contain trace alcohol and the haribos thing is because of gelatin so they are haram
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what is this the islam channel
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>>157548754
*dates or grapes
Probably hops too
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>>157548754
I remember seeing one Islamic preacher argue that gelatin isn't actually haram since it goes through a severe transformation from the original pig fat. He used the analogy of Allah created humans from clay, but current humans aren't made of clay, they've been transformed
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*enters thread*
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There are churches in Dagestan that predate Islam does Khabib also hide this from his acolytes
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>>157548775
i am ready to teach when you are ready to listen
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>>157548775
dis haram brazza u kno dis
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Gane jump shot form vs Rudy gobert
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>>157548781
There are many people saying that Khabib is the demiurge preventing his followers from reaching Gnosis sources say
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>>157547738
Your making the right choices. Asians and latinas are the only fun women.
>femine
>submissive
>like to please their men
>strong sexual energy

White women are fucken boring. Stick with Asians, and try latinas too.
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Saladin Parnasus? Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
Anyway Dookie Dan by split dec or some such shit
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>>157548819
Isnt that the Muslim commander that Muslims glaze to hell and back for winning some battles against crusaders
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Salad Din Thomas
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Who is the bee keeper of the UFC
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>>157548843
no hes the hairy one who played for liverpewl
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What's next? Suleiman Halicarnassos? Get the fuck out of here
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mannerheim suomenlinna
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>>157548860
Isn't Rose actually one?
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Could really go for a tinnie of Stella and a cheesy spud from greggs today
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>>157548862
Have a cold one for big 'bib, lad ;)
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>>157548897
You don’t get spuds from Greggs retard it’s a pastry shop
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Is Sean really getting dead fetus cells injected to fix his shoulder?
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Standing on Rose Namajunas front lawn with a suit, a bouquet and a boombox that plays Kiss from a Rose while she's inside getting exorcised just to be safe
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Arman is the Indian Bruce Wayne
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Why for the next event MVP is the only that doesn't have a country flag?
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eiffel towering rose namajunas with pat
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>>157548972
MVP represents himself
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>>157549010
Think I’d rather blow my brains out
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6 quid for a cheesy spud that's just madness
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>>157548972
His nationality is "human". Just a stateless outlaw not bound to conventions like citizenship or finishes. A man on a quest to 29-28 every motherfucker birthday.
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>>157549018
pat must be a spectacle
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>>157547626
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Jon Jones with his fans. You can tell that he really cares about them.
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>>157549037
No fat sweaty and obnoxious like a loud seal
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>>157548951
They get them from umbilical cord not the baby.
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>>157549055
They actually get it from baby intestines that they rip open
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>>157548972
MVP is a Beast of No Nation
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>>157549050
people pay to go to see the fattest seals
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i wonder how much adbulmanap coned out umars kvass keister
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>>157547626
Tim Elliott fight week
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>>157549049
nigga be fruity ayo ngl yall
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>>157549049
the people's champion
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>>157549049
very intimate, good value meet & greet. what are you going to do, fight jon jones? be flattered he likes you.
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Y'all Must've Forgot
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>>157549105
pretty hard to forget the hottest prospect in mixed martial arts and future champ MVP
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MVP would be a bigger name than anyone in the sport except Conor/Khabib if he was capable of replicating the kind of highlight reel KOs he got in Bellator against UFC level opponents. I wonder if he lies awake at night thinking about all the money and fame he missed out on by being just not good enough for his style to result in finishes in the UFC
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goy FC
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>>157549121
I think he is content and still getting better. Compared to first few fights in Bellator I now expect all of his fights to end in a decision because he is getting better. The kid doesn’t stop improving and proves yet again karate and wrestling are the best mma base
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WE CANNOT FOLLOW THESE FUCKING ARIS
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LMAO imagine being me and being 7 years into locking in to the same 4 boys and them still showing up for gigantic year define moments. y'all gotta learn to invest early in the right folks
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>>157549121
Holland and Garry are terrible fights to sign if you're looking for a highlight reel KO to start your UFC run. And when he got his shots in the next 3 fights he decided to do nothing. Less of a style issue and more him fumbling
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the amount of money i made betting on my boys as under dogs gotta be a heem record
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Poomar is gonna get Abu Bakar'd if he loses again
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>>157549178
Facts. Bought some premium Branston beans with my winnings
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Acedulmahap
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Rich “Ace” Franklin
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>>157549127
Explain why you hate jews without admitting they are more powerful and smarter than us
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Hap Pen Stance
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>>157547738
I have this problem too but it's not a problem more like a blessing
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Uyghurs? CIA propaganda
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https://youtu.be/1VDG0aNTTmE
Bisping slobbing on a one eyed monster
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>>157549332
>It was for sure a couple million
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he came through the contender series and its known that, much like the TUF guys, they're looked after, not only that, as you can see he's highly fucking entertaining, will the ref finally fuck over Islam and separate them every single time he's trying to hump Prates on the cage?
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How come all the WW fighters Islam has to go through are zesty as hell? This was NOT part of the plan
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bring out the branston!
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>>157549440
Islam is a fruit himself, b.
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can't wait for ufc white house 2 when donald has his next birthday
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Gay
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imagine being so sexless you think a kiss means anything
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heres that kid I've been talking about, 39 year old decisionlet MVP
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>>157547626
Stamp Fairtex fight week
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>>157549552
It just keeps getting worse...
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>>157549607
sniff her little box
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Toc a tic, bubble fi mi quick
Go deh gyal, what a body tick
Do no shift, mi a bun a spliff
Mini skirt, any haffi lift
Toc a tic, bubble fi mi quick
Go deh gyal, what a body tick
Do no shift, mi a bun a spliff
Mini skirt
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well now that the dust has settled what a heem
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>>157549654
Hi Brad...
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>>157549661
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>>157549661
He got knocked up stiff man. There might not be any coming back from that
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See you soon
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So the secret to heeming a brazza is punching them while they dive the crotch? why hasnt anyone thought of this before
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>>157549642
makes jon jones quit
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>>157549741
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>>157549752
You just know that khamzat could actually body that fat bastard easy as pie but he cant because then he'll have the whole chechen army on his ass
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>>157549741
>I just finished a cycle please sign
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Dricus Du B-B-B-BEASTis? Yeah he's a heemer's delight
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Ah yes Monday morning on /heem/, just a handful of NEETs screaming into the void
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>>157549606
34 year old no job no fights no pussy no money no drugs no team no fucking nothing you 34 year old moms basement seething about MVP just wait buddy saturday not going any betterr for you
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Hey /heem/, a question for you. How do you feel ?
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Who is the Chev Chelios of the UFC
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women are really smart
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>>157549930
Huh? Feel? What's that? I don't know. Ask nevitisky
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just heemed aspinall in sparring ten times in a row
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>>157550014
Only ten times? I've done it 11 times
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>>157550126
Only eleven? I've done it 12 times
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>>157549930
eternally tired
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>>157549963
nigga on the left ate cum for nutrition btw
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>>157549930
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>>157549930
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>>157549930
With my hands.
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I cant wait for the next China card. Saturday was Number 1 fight night in many editions. Excellent display
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>>157550249
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>>157547630
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Who is the working man of the UFC
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>>157550313
the only good scotsman to have ever lived f
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>tfw a brazza gets simulated
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brb im gona drop some schaubs in the till
dont discuss anythinmg important in my absence
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>>157550337
I came up with a few cool scotsman, but then I realized they're all fictional characters. So you might be right here.
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NANAANANANAANA
JONJONES
NANANANAANANANAANA
JONJONES
NANANANAANANANAANA
JONJONES
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dricus fight news any second now
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Mike Perry's next fight is with a close friend or relative
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Mike Perry is a black dad involved in his children's lives and working hard to give back to his community and this makes whitoids seethe for some reason
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>>157550347
Brutal
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dad found the shart drawer again
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>>157550623
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>>157550681
HE SHOIT HIS JOCKS ON HIS BIRTHDAY
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OOOHHHHH
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>>157550411
we need to see him vs leon edwards next
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Kek dildo dannis would have won on a fluke if he didn't pull out
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>>157550770
Kek
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If a nigga can put you in a spladle 2 can rape u
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>>157550347
We need a jak of that face
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I need to jack on that face
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I need to pump a baby into Nina Drama before all she's got left is down syndrome eggs
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gonna heem my meng in about 10 minutes or so
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>>157551047
well?
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Reminder that some Aussie manlet anon posted a pic with her
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>>157551151
wgaf
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>>157551151
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>>157550770
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>>157551151
why does she look cute here
>>157551171
and like a retarded zombie here
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>>157551148
i havent heemed my meng yet, i was distracted by something else.
ill probbably heem my meng later tho
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>>157551246
keep me posted
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dropping a tom aspinall rn
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>>157548213
As if thats the first or only time khabib has grabbed his cock
KEKEKEK
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>>157551171
chopped cunts
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aspinall pulling a chandler currently. is his eye really still fucked up?
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Tom's ganeplan is to sit out until Gane loses so he can argue against running it back
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>>157548550
>women
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Find you a nigga whom look at you like this
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Toms real crime is hesitation.
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>>157548741
Tbf she is a dog
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>>157551404
>challenging gane to inactivity chess
i fear this will not end well for tomothy
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>>157548860
You can bee keep these nuts on your chin
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Gane could sit out 3 years, come back and still get title shot. Tommy, that isn't gonna end well.
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>>157548967
Indian means victory
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India has actually had UFC fighters, unlike Pakistan
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>>157549092
Is that mma guru?
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i want a good foot massage but there are only wank parlors in town
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>>157549489
lies. With Khabib it doesn't count
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why is Shavkat not next up?
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>>157551946
It aint his time yet
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Faber’s Plan
alhumdalibrah
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Joni Jones
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MY NAAME IS --- Shake-Zula, the mic rula
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>>157550770
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umar has neurogenic bowel dysfunction for the rest of his life and you're laughing
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soo.. word on the street that Umar's name is now widely accepted to be Poomar. r/heem is 2 steps ahead once again
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Top 5 fighter in the world
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Nigger
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>>157550770
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>>157549552
That's Finland
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We Got Too Cocky
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warning: do not stand too close to umar nurmagomedov or he may accidentally squirt you with some feces
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>>157552410
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poomar LOL
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Umar shat the bus!
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>>157552478
you better watch your back
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>>157550770
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There’s literally nothing wrong with shitting yourself.
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Jon decided to wrestle against the kickboxer AND didn't allow the kickboxer to pull of his usual heel hook threat escapes? 9000 Fight IQ
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>>157552590
i dont like this version of mexico
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>>157552611
What about this one?
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>>157552638
orale carnal
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there is only one GOAT
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Michael Schindler
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>>157552638
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>157552796
send him Treblinka 3 weeks and forget
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Why can't brazzas fight? Justin Gaethje.
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permaheemed
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Umar is the weakest link
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>>157552201
The internet hate machine is still runnin
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Homer let the barts out
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imagine if peter griffin fought in the ufc...
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They always tell you about how Anne Frank got rounded up but they leave out how her younger brother Leo escaped
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>>157553179
>>157553210
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQbMUN_Hkrg
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SOON
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The elbow was more of an autismo main character emote type deal
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When is strickland fighting
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it’s only a matter of time until islam is caught and compromised by CP
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>>157553354
Strickland will fight when he's good and god damn ready to fight
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>>157553354
>>157553381
LOL.... RAPED. RAPED BITCH. RAPED MOUTHS DONT EAT
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>>157553411
Turn your monitor on.
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Towards the end of your reign you should maximize time spent as champ by taking fights once a year or two if the sponsorship money for being a champ pays better than fight purses
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>>157553422
Post dictated by you not read. Couldnt be read on account of offed monitor
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>>157553429
Tom Aspinal school of finance.
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We pull up with Machida and a swastika
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Heh
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tom aspinall should fight bob menery in brand risk two punk ass quitter bitches
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Contender Series tomorrow
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k1 practice tomorrow. enjoy watching you cans b
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Fazza plan
Sometimes I heem sometimes I don't.
And I finesse down Weston road, Dagestan. (Yuh)
Might go down a G O A T
I go hard on the P P V (yeah, swag)
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tom 'the retard pussy bitch' asspainall
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remember when merab tried bringing the active champ thing back so dana poisoned his food to end it forever
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>>157553494
bit disturbing
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Yan's and Merab's sons duked it out and Yan's won. not a good look.
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Justin Gaethje. Now that's a good look.
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>>157550347
This little bit personal area brazza
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sweden has so many good fighters it's not fair
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Gustaffson never lost to a white man
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>>157553729
he lost to Smiff
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>>157553770
lionheart is famously Black
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Im sorry heem, I'm so so sorry but I had to do it
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>>157553574
Lol nice
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>>157553802
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>>157553770
You might want to check your facts b
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The Nurmagomedov clan:
Khabib
Abubakar
Umar
Usman
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more like poomar, yo!
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I CANT STOP STARING AT CONORS DICK
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>>157553825
All ugly as fuck
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be honest, would you suck conors dick or nah
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Cha, maybe
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The Nurmagomedov clan stands with a record of 88-6-1 after Umar Nurmagomedov lost to Song Yadong by KO.
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Said Nurmagomedov is not part of the main Nurmagomedov family despite carrying the Nurmagomedov name which is why he wasn't included.
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are we counting the 2 round cave fights in this?
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computer, run the nurmagomedov extended family stats... without excluding the failures
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My family had me cut at birth, but that's really common here
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dana white stole my foreskin
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>>157553494
Kek
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Guru is live
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The moyle sucked me off after biting off my foreskin and I liked it. I have herpes now
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So when are the nurmagomedov freaks getting their corner licence revoked?
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>>157553853
>>157553903
>>157553933
This is not me btw
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>>157554066
daner bows to the saudis, so never
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>>157548602
That has been so ever since GSP, who also created the extreme risk-aversion meta that the daggies have been following. What is truly happening is that people are finally learning how to counter that.
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we cannot follow them
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>>157554237
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>>157554237
Iran didn't and they're fully raped
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Shevchenko vs Natalia Silva is going to be the sexiest title fight in UFC history
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Fully raped? Thats sean strickland actually
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Asakura has one of the most based styles of all time. If only they allowed soccer kicks. He's extremely nerfed
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how do we convince manel kape that dry sex is wrong?
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>>157554509
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ever since the boys started making fun of unc's grandmother the stream lost a valuable contributor.
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>>157554535
they do lube bussy in islam, it's just pussy they like dry to keep women from enjoying sex
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A nigga just got done for heeming tupac
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>>157554625
nigga held the belt for 30 years
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>>157554639
Sheii
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>>157554509
this the guy that KOs his training pardners?
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>>157554615
oh thats good
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>>157548817
Sorry anon, not into bugs!
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>>157549930
still ecstatic umar got heemed stuff
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>>157553354
who cares hes the most boring champ ever
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>>157554681
>12 hour reply
b some people like asians you don't have to try to start shit all the time it's late you should be relaxing
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>>157554720
>12 hour reply
I'm not on 4chan all day like (you). Sorry!
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>>157554720
Mad bitch
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>>157554731
>>157554732
*shrugs*
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*grabs a can of Raid™*
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Good that.
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HOLY FVARKK WHAT A FUGLY FREAK

Garth permanently disfigured this piglet
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didn't do any dwcs research who is THE prawlspec tomorrow
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>>157554788
all of em b, dana hand selected the cream of the crop of the entire world
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>>157554777
That's photoschaub b.
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>>157554788
Main event has a 34yo with 4 losses lol
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>>157553494
lmao
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You virgins will never go to a poppin club with the boyz and pull hoes to the crib
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>>157554850
I only go to finnish (gay) clubs and we dont do that shit there
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>>157554687
Sadly it's the inverse, at least in China.
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Test
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>>157554850
I pull asian hoes
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I pull asian hoes (male)
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Good news.
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>>157554947
who and who?
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>>157554947
Fucking hell, retard is going to lose again
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>>157554959
Me and your mommy.
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>>157554974
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>>157554947
lets go for that. i boyed jiri many moons ago
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>>157554947
Jiri’s getting KOd again
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jiri is a true heckin samurai spirit
>underestimates his opponent, pussy foots around and gets heemed
just as Musashi intended
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>>157554947
Haha cannot wait to see that faggot slept out cold yet again
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joshua van crawls up your leg and jumps into your back pocket. how do you respond without seeming mad?
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>>157554947
the return
lets go for that
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>>157555060
Nah fuck that!
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i will heem every single jiri doubter irl
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Did you know in Boarderlands 2 if you travel to costly caverns and make your way towards the end of the map you can find a Minecraft Easter Egg with creepers you can kill for special cosmetics?
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there are children who play video games in my heem
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wouldnt mind range banning europe as a whole
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>>157555074
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Videogames are bad but posting on 4chan is totally cool
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Tralalero Tralala, Orcalero Orcala
Cacto Hipopotamo, Cocofanto Elefanto
Bombardiro Crocodilo, Spijuniro Golubiro
Trulimero Trulicina, Ballerina Cappuccina
Lirilì Larilà, Espressona Signora
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Wait what happened to the government banning bongs from using 4chan?
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bunch of crybaby children basement dwellers are getting upset rn
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>>157555074
yeah
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I wonder what goes through the mind of a man who makes a random MMA thread on the catalog instead of a post in the general
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is dookie getting heemed this weekend bros
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>>157555122
yeah, but YOU are the crybaby basement dweller getting upset here, friend.
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>>157554947
If Jiri's chin isn't dust this goes like Jiri vs Rountree. He gets outpointed for 2 rounds then walks Navajo down and heems him
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Why isn't Jiri wandering the country side with naught but his sword and one of those cool hats, always ready to drawn down on a nigga and fight to the death with his sword? Cause he's a fake one, therefore he gets heemed. Now and forever.
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Ganecord sends their regards
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>>157555149
isn't he fighting a frenchie? frogs do not heem
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>>157555201
what happened to xhem?
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I have a confession...I am a broke reddit bitch, there I said it.
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>>157554777
WONKED
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>>157555093
Want now?
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TREVOR

PEEK

FIGHT

WEEK
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I aspire to be like khabib
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>>157555386
you aspire to kill your own father and fuck your cousins?
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Trannies are weaklin-ACK
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Arman is everything I wish I was.
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no follow
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>>157555402
he's whiter than you, no doubt about that
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>>157555401
Man went out on his shield and won the story
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>>157555402
Colby's bitch?
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>>157555402
You wish you ...suck? Lol
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This next fight will make or break Jiri, if he wins he goes into the Ulberg rematch with a hungry killer instinct, if he loses it marks the beginning of his Tony Ferguson arc
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>>157555626
He’s literally in the middle of his Ferguson arc right now, lol. Navajo’s gonna dispose of him much like he did to Jan.
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i look at heem, i see bitches
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You actually follow them?
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My shoulder to waist ratio makes any man know I'm him



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