>Lap:#8537>Countdown to Eyetalian GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157503141>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:227>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 242 (+23)RUS: 183 (+23)HAM: 183 (+14)NOR: 159 (+31)LEC: 155 (+17)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 425 (+46)Ferrari: 338 (+31)McLaren Mercedes: 263 (+43)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 186 (+9)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 66 (+0)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 763.47 (+56.48)HAM: 539.61 (+40.74)PIA: 501.12 (+48.15)>News:Steiner very busy, punditin'Ralf requires surgery after jet ski crashHadjar shares injury update as he targets Italian GP Red Bull returnLando extends McLaren deal until F1 2030Mercedes bemused why it was “rubbish” through high-speed corners in Dutch GPVowles reveals Williams' "huge number of projects" to fix 2026 problemsFerrari to deliver upgraded F1 engine at Italian GPPerez: I want three more years with CadillacFerrari pays tribute to Michael Schumacher with special Italian GP race suitsCarlos denies 2027 Audi F1 talks: ‘I never considered leaving Williams’Albon had a bit of burnout during 2025 due to commercial demandsPalou wins the 2026 IndyCar Series
Andrea Antonelli
afternoon lads
hope ur minded
>>>/wsg/6218729>>>/wsg/6218729>>>/wsg/6218729
Was Abu Dhabi 2021 Verstappen luck or a Hamilton choke?
>>157549327Minded's got electrolytes
>>157549302gasly is a bitch edition
>>157549636100% a choke
>>157549636>>157549720>Hamilton winning the race under the regulations is a "choke"wut
rae wee
>if your opponent beats you, you win
>>157549653>I’m incredibly excited to finally share it with you after more than two years of work behind the scenes. I wanted to create a drink that makes hydration easier. Something refreshing, packed with flavour, with no sugar, no calories, and none of the compromises, the perfect healthy alternative to water or soft drinks with extra benefits.>>Built with 800mg of electrolytes and essential vitamins, it’s designed to fit effortlessly into everyday life.>>That’s how Minded was born. Water, but better.so>electrolytes>wateri think you can put it on the crops
>>157549783Water? You mean like out the toilet?
>electrolytes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMHfBobgLSInever gets old
fun fact about the globohomo era: every year, kwabmilton's wdc rival received at least twice the number of sporting penalties he did
>>157549783I take it back, I'm now team pic related.
>>157549783>I wanted to create a drink that makes hydration easier.how is drinking a glass of water hard?
>>157549880you have to overcome the disgust of >>157549791
>>157549810told you
which one will you be watching, /f1/?
>>157550161none of it, its all shite
>>157550161>feeder series
>>157550161>Miojo cup
>>157550501thinks about what?and her eye colour is a bit weird
it's a credit to /f1/ that we are still wanking over sofiahp a decade after we first found her when she had *that* sticker on her car>juju>irochka!>carrie>bianca>nobelsall /f1/ girls who had zero appeal here after turning a certain agesopfhai's staying power is impressive
>>157549302What’s your favourite curve at Monza?
>>157550936Ascari is fun in the F1 vidya/Forza motorsport
>>157550936none, I unironically think that Monza is the worst track to enjoy hot laps
>>157550936curva milkers
>>157550936milk grande at the tribune
>>157550936Those are actually a little TOO big
>>157550936yes>>157551026you calm down
not sure if abbreviating content pool is a good idea...
>>157551230we need Oracle CP Racing
"And the winner is..."The host calls your name. The ballroom erupts, overloading your senses like a panicked hive. The noise crawls up your skin, weaving itself around your body like a spider web. Your neural grid is rewired. You become a passenger in your own flesh, watching your feet climb the steps like an automaton. The host guffaws hysterically as he hands you the envelope. The ballroom shrinks, the walls press against your body. You gasp for air as you drown in an ocean of your own name. The surface disappears. As the world blurs away into the void, your fingers frantically rip into the envelope, catching a glimpse of the words at the absolute edge of total darkness: you've been pozzed in the head
>>157551386it kind of happened alreadywasn't very good though
Oracle will go bankrupt next year when the LLM bubble bursts, I wonder who will replace them as Red Bull Racing's main sponsor
>>157551600You still think AI is a bubble lol
>>157551722The business of AI is. >but it's a real technology with real value!Remember the dot-com bubble.
>>157550936>What’s your favourite [sic] curve at Monza?Giant Whore
>>157552072And yet you used an AI summary
Do you seed?
>>157553077Only in your mom.
>>157553077That is illegal
>>157553104Dad?!?>>157553125Torrenting is not illegal.
>>157553132it is when it's cp (which is everything you torrent)
>>157553186I admit it, i'm addicted to watching corporal punishment, there must be something wrong with me.
>>157550501TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
It's Piastri's 4th season of F1
>>157553077
>>157548453your weekly reminder that you don't hate liberty media enough
I want George to suffer.
>>157553057
Test
>>157554082failed
night lads
>>157554082You will be fined for running a unmandated illegal test.
>James Vowles has revealed the car Williams were running in Miami was the same as the model in the wind tunnel last November.>The structural issues behind the scenes are more significant than have been made publicly known.
>>157554735better than being fined for dicksucking abduls, m8
>>157554789It's been over 3 and a half years since Yames took over. People have built race winning teams from scratch in less time than that. I wonder when he will stop getting away with blaming inherited problems and start feeling the heat for his incompetence.
>>157555824His brain is too big
>>157555824entering f1 without knowing about medshitter theory is like becoming a brain surgeon without having gone to medical school
>>157555982Okay, okay, we get it... Hannibal Lecture over here...>>157552072N.E.H.I could see openAI or some of the smaller players going bankrupt but many of the programmers I know seem to genuinely enjoy using claude code as an assistant.Essentially the only thing preventing their business from already being viable is just driving down the cost of token generation which they're in the process of doing.
>>157551600>red bull bikewhat was the purpose of this stunt
>WH3 is steadily become more KINO
>>157556544I'm guessing it probably coincided with some Tour of Italy event o algo
>>157556558Is this a rts game? I was trash at those so I've never really tried them
>>157556558I pumped 300h in TW2 and when TW3 released I stopped playing after 10h or so. They made the worst thing about TW2 worse in every single way. (campagin mechanics and sieges). Regret spending 60 bucks on this.
>>157555281gay cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8
>>157556752kinda. it's a turn-based map strategy game with territories, army building etc, but the battles are fought rts-style on a battlefield, controlling platoons/dragons/bullshit. But even the latter is relatively slow compared to old school rts. Great series with a lot of flaws, and it's hard to walk away because no one else pulls off that combination quite like them.F1 related because team principals have to manage macro corporate strategy, and then play tactical games in real time during races.
>>157556921>>157556752i have never played newer TW games but if they still have the battle announcer going sicko mode then its worth just for that alone.f1 related because italians are romans.
new ferrari livery
>>157556983
I don't like it much but that's how I feel about all of them
>>157556983>>157556989very member berries with this one
>>157556983>zyn>bing>whoop>genesysthese are not real sponsors. they belong on those toy cars sold in $2 shops
>>157556983>numbers in Marlboro fontUh...
>>157556983>>157557081>>numbers in Marlboro fontSOVL
>Seb will do a lap in honor of SchumiHe's dead
>>157557360arent we all
going to amsterdam you guys want something
>>157557460for you to not bring back aids
>>157557462im not even at centrum yet and i already had a colored haired foid tell me i should throw my sjekkie in a bin why did i come here
>>157557541>why did i come herebizniz hopefullybut you're also getting the business so rip you
>>157557650walked past something called ramen kingdom it only had one window though???
>>157557416n-no...
>>157557460yeah can you throw some cunt's bicijkle in a canal for me
alwaijs pledged that ijf i went to amsterdam i would push some van der cunt off his bike and throw it in the canal>why?because it would be fucking funny>seems mean spiritedit is! I am a vile, nasty, pijg cunt of a bloke
>>157557730hmmm maybe it's a frontgood luck anyway
>>157557862Follow your dreams
>>157557862>alwaijs>ijf>pijg
>>157557926calm down
>>157557360>A lap>Implying he won't spin it halfways through
>>157557416I shitpost to dead people
>>157556983wow its fucking nothing
>>157556983looks fast!
>>157557460Stroopwafels
>>157557831Are you sure? Do you not realize we are spritis of your conscience to torment you in the afterlife?
>>157558206
good morning i hate FIA
>>157558206what the fuck is this
>>157558206so if you have spare silverware lying around you can just weld it all together and sell it to f1 as trophies? how nice
https://voca.ro/1dxFBbJCLcZ8
>>157558206I quite like it actually, it is unique and still qualifies as a cup.
did schumi or mercedes as a team cheat more?
>>157556983It's an improvement, I like it
>>157557974t. ollie when he pulls down your undies
>>157558206I hate "artists". >>157558297And Belgians.
>>157558206kino, they got paid to humiliate a global business
>people itt seriously think piastree will win wdchahahahahaha oh wow
>>157558206what the fuck is this>looks closerOH NO
>>157558347idk if you noticed bro, but we're no longer in 2025, ps3 is irrelevant this year
>>157558206AND THE WINNER OF CHOPPED: MONZA IS....
>>157558325Someones still bitter about the Brabant revolution.
>>157558393>he doesn't have his time machine alreadylol poorfag
>>157558427Oh god it is Monza this week, this will be a fucking disaster.
>>157558433Yooooo i was just thinking about that, well, i was thinking about the spanish succesion war, how we lost all the territories in europe, belgium and italy, but that we were able to retake italy alongside france, and i was thinking why not belgium
Who was the Pierre Gasly of the 2010s?
>>157558448i was thinking about how weird it is when people say "we" about events that happened 300 years ago, or sometimes even millenia
>>157558440are you ready to witness the spectacle at the temple of superclipping
>>157558453grsojean
>>157558459No you werent, you are only thinking that because of my post
>>157558448It is both a very proud chapter of our history in kicking out a foreign invader, while also being very embarrassing because we were a bunch of backwards retards having a spergout because the Austrians wanted to implement dastardly changes like ending the persecution of non-catholics and ending guild privilleges.The part where entire villages marched to defend Brussels against incoming Austrians under the lead of their village pastors was especially funny.>>157558459Mate here we still think about the Gallic Wars as "us" versus the Romans. No bad blood since it was too long ago, but in the end we are all part of a people and that people has a history going back milennia.
>>157558511understandable. is it true that you walloons are thought of as lesser people in your country
>>157558577It is mostly because the Walloon socialist party has that half of the country in a vice grip. Lots more poverty and unemployment, higher state debt, more labour union shenannigans those kinds of things.I haven't worked with them directly, but I know from other people anecdotally that they are more "laid back" when it comes to work.
A few years ago Williams famously replaced a 20,000-cell Excel spreadsheet with a modern-day software car-build system following his arrival. Some of what was introduced has fallen flat though.Vowles added: "Actually, in many regards, it was hurting us, not helping us."Accepting the fault, Williams pulled some of the Enterprise Resource Planning (ERP) software this summer to move to a different way of working.should have never troubled the load bearing spreadsheet
>>157558829"When the pressure came on, we didn't push the boundaries as much as I know we can," he said.So that is why he sees the need for Williams’ revised lighter chassis that is set to arrive from the Azerbaijan Grand Prix to lay a marker for the future.It needs to be proof not only that the team’s design and manufacturing capabilities are back on track – but also that the squad itself is in a totally different place to before.Vowles says the new chassis is going to push boundaries of innovation in terms of how it has come together."True innovation for me is that when another team finds out about it, they will change what they do," he said."This learning will be one that kicks us off for the next five years. There's no other chassis on the grid made the way we've done it. I can give you an assurance of that."
>>157558841five more years, willemsbros
>>157558393hear me out man, pisstree is plotting his revenge
>>157559126>arrowsvgh...
italy next :)
>>157559282>>157559126>>157559311Notice how the camera angles are designed to show the speed of the car and not just the fucking advertisement.
>when binland gos to bitaly (next) :DDDDDDD
>>157559393I request the name of this goon bait, please.If she's older than 23yo, don't bother.
>>157559397>>157559433gross
>>157559469She's currently 28.
>>157559469are you for real?she's the queen of pizza.
Venus in Jeans currently has 37k viewers atm. This is relevant to f1 because shes italian and a fan of kimi.
>>157559501Thank y->>157559626The what now
dont post racing or new zealand will complain
>>157559627wonder how it would feel jerking while knowing that 37k other people are watching the same stuff right now
>muh historyits a rotisserie wing
just what is a “zealand,” anyway? and why the need for a new one?
>>157559928think about itor don't worry about it
>>157558206>italian cuisine grand prixnot much different than american meme coca cola kfc names
>>157558206ma che schifo
amx
>>157560192settle down ok
>>157560169I miss Mad Max :( We have some youngin's that pull crazy shit (Son of Law) but none of them have the ridiculous amount of talent to put the moves over the top and cover for mistakes.
je mapelle fernandhino alonsoje le drive dans le cartsje veux siour un conductor dans la formule un
>>157559903>entire wing rotates, not just the H>they call it H, because muh FMclel being retarded as usual.
Imagine someone telling you in late 2019 that Hulk would outlast Cyril, Ricciardo and Ocon.
>>1575596744 years later Zonta was P4 and his engine blew up a few laps before the end at that very same spot
we are so fucking back
>>157560561i thought by thumbnail pic is from cosmic space
>>157560570same!
>>157560570RedBull is really going too far just to keep him entertained.
whats sophia doing these days
>1988 Italian GP at Monza>Gerhard Berger leads home a Ferrari 1-2 with Alboreto in the first Italian GP since Enzo Ferrari's death. It was the only race Mclaren lost that season.Absolute legend forever in the hearts and minds of the tifosi.
>Motor racing journalist Nigel Roebuck later reported that after the race an overjoyed member of the tifosi had approached Schlesser, shook his hand and said "Thank you, from Italy".
>>157560709threesomes every night
>>157560709dicksucking abduls
>>157560899she a development driver for a formula e team, "bro"
what did they mean by this
>>157560928IT'S REAL
>>157560769>>157560826>>157560862back when men used to drive these cars not the gay fannies there are now
did schumi die or somethingwhy are there so many things in remembrance of him this weekend
>>157560826>1-2But they arrived 2-3 in the webm?
>>157560957Yeah they're going to announce his death
>>157549302Does this idiot even know what that gesture means? Does it even mean anything? Why does he always look homeless? How did he even get into F1? Why can't we have a system where actual good drivers get in instead of these inbred spoiled morons? Why can't we have real men drivers anymore? How did we get here? Where did it all go wrong?
>>157561102w-what does that gesture mean...
>>157561149it means you in the wrong neighbourhood and yo ass is getting cut
>>157549302>Steiner very busy, punditin'And nobody listenin'>Ralf requires surgery after jet ski crash"Zeriously doctor, es ist how ze water buoy got lodged in mein anus!">Hadjar shares injury update as he targets Italian GP Red Bull returnChapter #48 in the Revolving Red Bull Second Driver Saga!>Lando extends McLaren deal until F1 2030BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA GOBLANDO IS A FUCKING KEK>Mercedes bemused why it was “rubbish” through high-speed corners in Dutch GP[insert "your parents when they ask you why the dog is walking funny" meme]>Vowles reveals Williams' "huge number of projects" to fix 2026 problemsTranslation: "We know we're shit on every level and in every possible way. Thank you for holding. Your call is very important to us.">Ferrari to deliver upgraded F1 engine at Italian GPEven though another thousand horsepower wouldn't compensate for typical Ferrari strategy. Hamilton on suicide watch.>Perez: I want three more years with CadillacAnd another cartel money check was immediately written.>Ferrari pays tribute to Michael Schumacher with special Italian GP race suitsThe style is called "We actually won races, once.">Carlos denies 2027 Audi F1 talks: ‘I never considered leaving Williams’Because nobody else would have him.>Albon had a bit of burnout during 2025 due to commercial demandsGood going, Vowles.>Palou wins the 2026 IndyCar Series(((golf claps in redneck)))
>>157560959>Leyton HouseIt was being lapped.
>>157560933This anon gets it.
>>157558829>I saw a huge flaw in the operation, changed it, but things didn't magically get better overnight so we've reverted.This is top level retarded business management 101. Jesus fucking christ sell the fucking team already. There is no more Williams. It's never going to come back.
>>157560709dogs
I saw Liam Lawson in Monaco yesterday. His girlfriend bulled him into getting ice cream for them while she waited in the car kek
https://streamable.com/l9tnek
>3x faster
pozfags really think schumacher has been brain dead for 13 years
>>157559929why didn't he brake?
>>157561403
>>157560709>whats sophia doing these days
>>157559282>the moment he turned gay
https://streamable.com/rgvzjp
>>157558206why does globohomo do thiswhy can't they just make nice things instead
>In December 2013, Schumacher suffered a traumatic brain injury in a skiing accident and was placed in an induced coma for six months. He received further rehabilitation in Lausanne before being relocated to receive private treatment at his home in September 2014; he has not appeared publicly since.>In November 2014, it was reported that he was "paralysed and in a wheelchair", and that he "cannot speak and has memory problems".[419]>In September 2016, Felix Damm, lawyer for Schumacher, told a German court that his client "cannot walk", in response to reports from December 2015 in German publication Die Bunte that he could walk again.[421] In July 2019, former Ferrari manager Jean Todt stated that Schumacher was making "good progress" but also "struggles to communicate".they keep saying describing him as "conscious" as if that means anything. i think he's brain dead to some degree and probably can't speak anymore
>>157562101I think he's Stephen Hawking mode
>>157562083we're not in the globohomo era anymore, bro
>>157562184An Indian delivered my mail today so we're definitely still living in the globohomo era
>>157562101>>157562154Schumi's consciousness was uploaded to the merc cars starting from 2014 which is why they won everything until 2021Schumi-AI stopped working after it was defeated by the promised one
>>157562274you have no idea what globohomo means; globohomo means you're either cut or pozzed in the head and worship afro-semites
>>157562101I imagine at best he's in a similar state as that one boxer that died recently.
>>157558206The fuck is that shit?Jesus fucking christ, and I thought the Lego trophies and the light up shampoo bottles were as bad as we could get.
>>157562289globohomo means gays and browns where there didn't use to be gays and browns
>>157562184>we're not in the globohomo era anymore
too bad new regs killed the sport blunder of the century.
Bahrain is kill
>>157562310Speaking of being in the globohomo timeline, ten days until I have to put up with everyone in my country observing the 25th anniversary of the globohomo forced reset of society. I'm tempted to turn of foxnews just for the cringe.>pic related because it represents a time when F1 was pure fucking kino
Good news, everyone! Roy Nissany will be taking part in FP1 in the Williams seat of Alex Albon
>>157562404roy vey
>>157562404Oh fuck me.No doubt some of the money I paid in cheeto man tariffs for car parts from Japan found its way to making this happen.
>>157562455Good one, anon.
>waste all your money on sainz>now have to give track time to thirdie pay driversKWAB
>>157562404Your Roy NissanysYour Nobuhara MatsushitasYour Jack Aitkens
https://streamable.com/r93j3b>leader hill out at the first chicane
just woke up, did i miss any news?
>>157562586Enzo Ferrari died
>>157560957real answer is sennas corpse can only be jerked off for so long and ferrari related stuff does well on social media because of the lewis/chuck combothey also need something to boost this weekend because its going to be the worst showing at monza in history
>>157562586liam lawson bought ice cream
>>157562797And probably dropped it on the way back, and probably blamed Yuki.
vettel-kimi 2028 confirmed.
zero (0) posts since I woke up/f1/ is kill :(
>>157564740can't talk right now bro; i'm getting pozzed in the head
>frenchanon never came back>aussieanon is locked up in jail for threatening to punch frenchanon in the fucking head and make him bleed until he fucking dies (his words, not mine)
i think f1 is good actually
>>157562517Kinda wild that within 16 years of that airing he would have HIV and be masturbating to child porn while calling himself the n-word in front of his wife.
>>157549310I doubt it
>>157562517TIGER
Just saw Pierre Gasly in a commercial for a male fragrance
>>157565437Shut the fuck up motherfucking assfucking pigshit horsecunt daughtershit fatherfucking whoreshit crowshit fucking bustardshit fuck you bitch shit.
Seems that OCSHIT is doneUnlucky.
>>157565847do not calm down. consider escalating
>>157565847This, so much this.
>>157565847yep this is it
...
>>157565851
Haas isn't going to run two Ferrari driversJust isn't going to happen
>>157565851who got the nod, Ravioli or Camera?>>157565926> discount on engines and other parts> Lewis leaving at the end of his deal means its just 1 Ferrari Jr.but i agree, running 2 Ferrari juniors is unlikely
Twinks. Scat. Gaped anuses. Fraudulence. Dogshit. Gooning. You may think these things have nothing to do with Formula 1 racing, but you would be wrong. Dead wrong. They have EVERYTHING to do with Formula 1 racing.
> just Jos things
morning lads
how can drivers represent a country they never paid or are never paying taxes toshouldn't they all represent monaco or switzerland
>>157566211But they never pay taxes for those countries either.
>>157566092reverse nepo-baby
>>157566229the principality of monaco has a co-dependency with marketable celebrity elite. their residency guarnatees the principality remains in the position dubai aspires to but ultimately fails to attain.
>Ukraine escalates protest over FIA decision to lift ban on Russian competitions@grok what is the range of ukrainian long range drones
>>157566263"Italian" piloti Nikita Bedrin will be the first victim of a drone strike on a racing car
>>157566263>ukraine in the post-globohomo era
Isn’t this a sport for female audiences? Why is this thread here?
>>157565437bro what is actually wrong with you rn that take is literally giving NPC energy no cap like bestie that opinion is the biggest ick fr fr the delusion is STRONG with this one
>>157566399we're not in the zoomer era anymore, bro
uhm, that's not mclaren
>no news on akcjarhe is out again isn't he
>>157566774ProbablyWristies are probably the worst injury to get as an f1 driver, can't rush him back or even let him try race or it'll get worsewankers get fucked
>>157566771most of the drivers have Ferraris desu
>>157566798Why are you up so early bro
Wish i was getting a wristy
>>157566771The>POV: you seeseems entirely unnecessary
>>157566803He's a working man, mon
>>157566816my mfw when i saw this
>>157566816>>157566850going to the atm machine lads
>>157566774They said an update would come on Wednesday
2027 f1 motor soundshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788106614727589.mp4
what the fuck dude
>gifshant open because it will be either BBC porn, tranny porn, BBC tranny porn or gore.
>>157566916what the FUCK?!?!?! I take offence to that! I am not some degenerate who'd post nasty shit like that!
>>157566803reasons
>jamaicanon olliescrolling first thing in the morning
>>157566897>this is how women make money
>>157567112not for long, ai farters will proliferate and offer a much more personalised brap experience
>>157561810then where has he been for the last 13 years?
>>157567145switzerland knowsswizerland can tell you
>>157567200>you JUST KNOW michael schumacher is gooning to scat right now in his swiss villa. he's been holed up in there for 13 years in an extreme gooning-induced trance state
>ACK-jar he must've seriously fucked up his hand/wrist for it to take more than 3 weeks to heal
>>157567407Its probably fractured and his manager doesn't want to risk it.
ITS OVER
ackjar might by out for the rest
>>157567656toma toma toma omta toma
roberto cubico was able to drive with one hand, these fags need to step up their game
Tsunoda is unkillable
>>157567759but what if he'd have had two?
iSpack Kwabjar
2027Verstappen/LawsonLindblad/TsolovBearman/Tsunoda
the real truth: hadjar discovered scat porn and now his gooning is unstoppable
>>157567888idk, why so many questions?dont worry that much about what it could be and enjoy what it is, smile, its a wonderful day outside
>>157567888the numbers what do they mean
>>157567888He would've outscored George 2-0
>>157567656rawsonu keeps running amx close and handyar will be sending an hitman his way
Isack Hadjob
