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Woltemessi to join Juventus 08/31/26(Mon)11:57:12 No.157549740

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Woltemessi to join Juventus Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)11:57:12 No.157549740 Archived

>has half a decent season at Stuttgart
>gets bought by a panicking and desperate Newcastle
>doesnt fit the system at all and will now join a club where strikers careers all die (Openda, Vlahovic etc)
This guy must have the dumbest agent on the planet

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:02:40 No.157549782

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:02:40 No.157549782

His agent must be great, he keep failing upwards

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:05:31 No.157549803

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:05:31 No.157549803

>>157549740
At Juve he'll have 0 real competition and low expectations.
David is shit and about to be offloaded.
Kolo Muani hasn't been good since he played in Germany and already missed an empty net sitter from a meter away in game 1.
Milik is healthy for about 3 games before getting another months-long injury.
Ekhator is young, unestablished and already injured.

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:08:05 No.157549820

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:08:05 No.157549820

>>157549803
>and already missed an empty net sitter from a meter away in game 1.
kek Classic Muani

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:27:50 No.157549948

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:27:50 No.157549948

>>157549803
Every striker sucks in Juves system, the same will happen to Big Nick

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:40:18 No.157550026

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:40:18 No.157550026

Does this mean big zirk stays at man u? :)

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:42:49 No.157550050

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:42:49 No.157550050

>>157550026
They want both apparently, yildiz is injured

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:42:59 No.157550051

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:42:59 No.157550051

>>157549740
>Juventus
...who?
I'm saying that only half in jest. What have they done these last few years?

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:44:38 No.157550075

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:44:38 No.157550075

>>157550050
:<

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:46:55 No.157550092

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:46:55 No.157550092

>>157550051
I actually dont know either! It seems like top teams in italy rn are Inter, Milan and Napoli/Como.

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:50:57 No.157550128

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:50:57 No.157550128

>>157550092
I asked comrade AI and apparently they haven't performed anywhere since Corona except for some domestic cup.

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)12:55:15 No.157550169

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)12:55:15 No.157550169

>>157550128
I think that was when allegri was stil coach and they had these endless 1-0 wins or 0-0 draws

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)18:20:28 No.157553693

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)18:20:28 No.157553693

>Juventus
Still can't get over how Penaldo single handedly killed this club. He should've signed for buyern next.

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)18:38:32 No.157553819

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)18:38:32 No.157553819

>>157549740
>Loan fee worth £3.5m
why do clubs not do this more often?
it's such a small sum compared to his market value
and you don't risk anything in the long term

Anonymous
08/31/26(Mon)19:59:01 No.157554403

Anonymous 08/31/26(Mon)19:59:01 No.157554403

Remember when he gifted Sunderland a goal to lose his club the derby
Based Big Nick

Anonymous
09/01/26(Tue)05:13:03 No.157557188

Anonymous 09/01/26(Tue)05:13:03 No.157557188

>>157549782
At this rate I won't be surprised if he suddenly joins Barca in a year or two

Anonymous
09/01/26(Tue)05:21:27 No.157557220

Anonymous 09/01/26(Tue)05:21:27 No.157557220

>woltemerde