First for kagurabachi
Just want my seagulls to do something
>>157556847whats the down low on the seagulls?
>>157556802At least put the scores in you mug >Friday 28th AugustCrystal Palace 1-4 Manchester City>Saturday 29th AugustLiverpool 2-2 Nottingham ForestBournemouth 1-1 EvertonCoventry City 0-1 Hull CityTottenham Hotspur 0-2 Newcastle United>Sunday 30th AugustChelsea 4-3 Brighton & Hove AlbionLeeds United 1-1 BrentfordSunderland 1-0 FulhamManchester United 5-2 Ipswich Town>Monday 31st AugustAston Villa 0-1 Arsenal
FUCKING hell lads just woke up from a nightmarewe were signing fucking tosin and mudryk on a double deal.thank god it was just a bad dream, now wheres the news?
>>157556852Ndiaye announcement soon
>Former Aston Villa defender Kortney Hause has retired from professional football at 31 after a career heavily disrupted by injuries, including multiple knee surgeries.
>Coutinho has been a free agent since 8 months ago
What the fuck is this shit Sky Sports News are doing having a musician on to sing songs about the transfers
>>157556852Hey, no talking about Spurs!
>>157556849They're looking at a winger from Millwall but could do with a ball winning midfielder.New striker will probably do well if he can adapt. 6'5 striker is just funny.Vuskovic is an upgrade on van Hecke, spurs got their pants pulled down on that.Yalcouye has been well primed to be an influential player. A young lad called Orozco from Columbia will be going out on loan to start priming him as the Yalcouye replacement whenever that happens. Probably 2 seasons.The defence has had a significant upgrade and it looks like they're adopting a 3atb system with wingbacks sometimes playing as wingers and every player encouraged to get forward in possession. A couple of players promoted from the U21 after winning the PL2 last season, hope Osman steps up.In general there seems to be a push towards versatility of players rather than outright specialists in each position. Players like Hinshelwood and Kadioglu can play almost any position. There's also been a push for greater height and physically strong players.Still a fair few injuries that seem to have all hit at the same time. Mitoma, Minteh, Ayari, Hinshelwood, Rutter all out for a few weeks and the Greek lads Tzimas is due back about the same time so I'm hoping the other players can shore up the attack until they're back. That seems to be going ok with 11 goals over the last 3 games.The conference league draw seemed fairly favourable so I imagine they'll progress through that without too much drama, League cup I don't think they're too bothered about but obviously a bit of a ridiculous first draw to get Utd at Old Trafford.General feel among fans is that it's been a downgrade on last season but I'm not sure I agree with that. I feel the team is pretty strong and the tactics/set up from the manager seem decent. I think they could balance winning the UECL and a decent finish in the Prem, above 8th would be good.Still have players to offload today, could do with bringing in a strong tackling midfielder
>>157556904>his transfer money lasted longer than his transfer
>>157556938That balding African Brighton have is hilarious
>>157556943Is "the Coutinho money" the biggest myth in Liverpool fans' history? You would think he was sold for £10bn.
>>157556981Begging he doesn't have social media, poor fucker.
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>157556985They were prepared changing it with "Gakpo money" but sadly the move failed
>>157556943The Coutinho money was spent immediately on Van Dijk and Alisson, back when Liverpool's big money signings weren't massive flops.
Surprised everton fans don't like him. Always seemed like a class above
>>157556985It's up there but remember they do believe that:>crowd pushing doesn't cause crushing >Thatcher personally called for the murder of their fans>shouting obscenities at lifeless teenage corpses during attempted resuscitation is somehow the polices fault >murdering juventus fans was not only justified but the murderers were the victim>Jota was somehow not at fault for causing two deaths by dangerous driving>every member of the squad being diagnosed with asthma and given medicines that improve muscle growth and oxygenation of blood isn't unusual >Klopp not being in a gay relationship
>>157557021Why doesn't he go back to Villa?
>>157557021I think people don't like his wageEverton covering 90% of it this time
>>157557021he was a revelation last season until he got injured
deadline day today so quick recap, who had the worst transfer window ?My pick is between Villa & Tottenham with Arsenal third.
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
Kevin is good, spurs are going down because of this tbqh
>>157557083>Kevin is goodthis but dragusin
kitten to roma
>ynr antony martialhes just turned 30 and is playing in the fucking mexican league after he failed in the greek leaguecant believe united fans rated this guy
>>157557101even worse, that mexican team already ripped his contract off and now he's jobless
>>157556987Hail Yakub, Midfield Dynamo and Father of the White Race!
>>157557093£52m for a player who has done nothingthese deals get more and more ludicrous. How the fuck can Roma even afford that
>>157557074so many weird windowsspurs, newcastle, villa, chelsea have been moving mad
>>157557109it's a loan to italian club, it means nothing
>>157557028i thought neil kinnock killed those juve fans?
>>157557046What's with football player and their wages? Just reduce their wages since they are no longer in their prime. All the 30+ years old uncs having 2-3x the wage of those in their primes are so stupid
>RB Leipzig have signed Spanish and Chelsea player Marc Guiu for a fee of £13m
>>157557093>>157557109How do they keep doing it? What are they giving these clubs in return?
>>157557139He actually looked alright at Chelsea, in hindsight should've been given a chance instead of Delap who is half donkey half man. Decent signing for that price, still a small profit for Chelsea as well
Server announcement regarding our new player Mudryk:It seems like our club has thrown out any due diligence for de zerbi's targets. Following recent discussions regarding our new player, we want to make our position absolutely clear.We do not support Mykhailo Mudryk, and we will not be backing any transfer or association with him.This decision is based on multiple concernsScreenshots have surfaced showing Mudryk making light of the Volhynia Massacre, a WWII era atrocity in which approximately 100,000 predominantly polish women and children were r**ped and killed by the Ukrainian Ins. Army, which was allied with Nazi Germany at the time.He has also publicly expressed strong support for Israel, the Israeli Defence Forces and their atrocities committed in their neighbouring countries.While we respect individual freedoms of expression, we do not condone or align with these views in any capacity. Any member found endorsing, defending, or showing support for his stated positions will face an immediate ban.If you have questions, please reach out to me privately and I will answer questions regarding this topic.Thank you for your understanding, its about to be a long season
How is it that when Arsenal, Liverpool or Man Utd do business with European clubs, they refuse to pay more than 10m for a player. But when Man City and Chelsea do business with them, they can sell rejects for 30m+?
he's absolutely right y'know
>>157557168Better negotiating teams
>>157557168When those clubs give Chelsea £30m they know it's basically a loan with interest because Chelsea will be back within 2 seasons buying some shitter for £65m
My spurs make me sneed.Some fucking spear chucker & roid Mudryk
>De Zerbi already complaining about the mentality of Spurskek that was fast
>>157557185He's an absolute bell end, in case anyone hadn't realised yet.
>Enzo Fernandez to @ManCity, deal at final stage! Enzo to travel later today if final detail sorted @ChelseaFC @SkySport
>>157557168PSR has made the whole thing a joke let's be honest. Clubs clearly doing deals that are basically swaps, and a system that adds an incentive to sell academy products is utterly broken. Might as well just go back to no financial controls. If some billionaire wants to spunk a load so be it, just stop any state owning shares in a club as that's when it becomes a joke politically.
>>157557189And spuds decided to back him for half a billyTruly a match made in hell (or heaven?)
>>157557021why do man city keep him instead of selling? they aren't going to make him a first team player again? his dataStats they feed through the AI don't show he is going to hit the highlights again.
>>157557209If a club is unable to sell an unwanted player, it means their wages are too high for other clubs to match. It's rare that a player/agent will accept a paycut in order to facilitate a transfer, so they usually end up getting loaned out instead until their current contract ends, with the loaning club usually agreeing to pay just a fraction of the full wages. In Grealish's case, he's on £300k/w at City.
>>157557171I honestly can't think of a precedent for this aside from relegated clubs. What is the strategy here? Sell your entire squad and scramble around replacing them at the last minute with shittier players nobody else wanted?
>>157557135>Just take a wage cutVery few will ever do this. Most would rather take the money at the cost of their own career. The amount a club like City can pay vs a club like Everton is incomparable.
>>157557252Don't they have to cut their SCR for being in the CL?
Our Father, who art in HeavenHallowed be thy namePlease send the wretched lot at Tottenham down this season, for they have been an unflushable turd since time immemorial; and in their stead let the Mighty Tigers of Hull City stay up and flourish and win many trophies in the coming seasons.Amen
>EXCL: Sunderland reach agreement with Lyon to sign Malick Fofana. 21yo winger given permission to travel for medical & complete permanent transfer from #OlympiqueLyonnais to #SAFC. Paperwork stage for Belgium int’l to move on 5yr contract @TheAthleticFCARSESNUB
>>157557291I thought the point of qualifying for the Champions League was that you got to spend more money. It was last season when they had to cut back because they only reached the Europa.
>>157556938hope they go for the barcelona kid they were linked to earlier in the window.
At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
>>157557377Generally speaking the guardian is wrong about pretty much everything, so not shocked their sports journalism is equally awful
>>157557370bro really rejected liverpool just to wait for arsenal till arsenal didn't want him so he ends up in sunderland.
>Chelsea signing even MORE young black lads
>>157557433Wonder what zany nickname they'll get when they play together lol XD
>Wout Faes going to join West Ham>James Tavernier going to join Maccabi Tel-Aviv
Baleba is apparently left-footed eh? Well that's another emergency choice in LB
>>157557158>He actually looked alright at ChelseaNo he didn't lol
Now you remember Aaron Anselmino
>no LBHaha another season of Luke Shaw. Simply epic
>Chelsea Football Club has agreed a deal to sign Italian international Honest Ahanor from Serie A side Atalanta, with the defender officially joining in 2027>because he's still technically an atlanta player, he still can be loaned to Palace (who already loaned in Disasi)
>Italy defender Honest Ahanor has agreed to join Chelsea in 2027, from Serie A side Atalanta for a fee of £40m.>The 18-year-old, who appeared 35 times for Atalanta last season, will go on a season-long loan to Premier League side Crystal Palace.lol
>>157557516>>157557519Feels relieved that Boehly and co. haven't change
Imagine if Todd Boehly's club actually wins a Premier League title after all the ridicule he received.
>>157557374Champions League money barely touches the sides anymore. The SCR rules are stricter at about 70% although that might be for any competition.
>Done Deal and confirmed! #EnzoFernandez to #ManchesterCity from #Chelsea for €130M.
>>157557516>>157557519Farcical
>>157557566The rules might as well not exist.
>Arsenal have confirmed the departure of Fabio Vieira to Hamburg on a permanent basis for around £8.7m. The Portuguese midfielder spent last season on loan at the German club.
>>157557548and on a shoestring budget
>>157557370it's not a snub when a club refuses to even negotiate.
>Everton make £4 million bid for Lyon defender Ainsley Maitland-Niles
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/2094728414028599543>An exclusive song from Ben Cipolla on Sky Sports News reliving some of the funniest Deadline Day moments through the pastJesus Christ.
>>157557615>Everton have registered interest in Lyon’s Ashley Maitland-Niles amid uncertainty over getting the deal done for Kenny Tete. A £9m fee had been agreed with Fulham for the right back but with their move for a replacement in serious doubt – Andrei Ratiu of Rayo Vallecano – Everton are now exploring a move for the former Arsenal player. Maitland-Niles, 29, is in the final year of his contract with Lyon.Shows how shit Nathan Patterson was when Kenny Tete and Maitland-Niles are the replacement options.
>Aston Villa have confirmed the signing of Southampton defender Taylor Harwood-Bellis.lol
>>157557394yeah whoever this Phillip Lahm bloke is he knows nothing about football
>>157557695>seething Liverpool customerLahm was wrong on Wirtz but has been proven right on Woltemade.
>>157557705last I checked Wirtz is still starting for Liverpool impacting games and creating goals while Woltebade has been shipped off to Serie Ass because he's worse than Will Osula
>>157557719Two impactful draws against mid to low table sides so far this season.
>Crystal Palace are attempting to hijack Sunderland’s move for Lyon’s Malick Fofana.
>>157557203>a system that adds an incentive to sell academy products is utterly brokenI love how it's dressed up as >it makes clubs concentrate on their academies so they can be full of local HG talent :)when really it's>develop these youth players that you'll have to sell on to our clubs because you didn't start with a blank slate when the rules changed and they're pure profitI remember years and years ago watching some "cool kids tech" show. Showed you that kid who made the million dollar homepage and things. Then the presenter said>So why don't you do that? Make a website? It's really is! Who knows maybe it will get as big as myspace and you could sell it for £100k!Even at the time I could see what this tricky coin clipper was trying to do.>>157557252Naively I replied in the old thread. I mentioned this a few weeks ago when everyone else was hyping Villa for establishing themselves. You know that painting of all the elites dancing and partying while the harlequin sits with the letter knowing they're fucked? I felt like that harlequin.It's more about the wages Villa have players on. Leicester had a similar model>Buy a few players>Put them on big wages to attract them>Sell them for a profit>The sale keeps things floating along nicely>Gradually spend more on better players that will command a higher transfer fee and therefore more profit>But kung flu happened and the whole model got fuckedIt's partly why Villa always seemed to sell someone who was doing well. Their wages to turnover is/was fucking mental at one point.
>>157557719You're that angry over Wirtz being a failure you don't even realise I said Lahm was right on Woltemade being a gamble. Wirtz has been absolute dogshit for the fee that was paid.
Those bastard Wrexham have come in last minute and taken Callum O'Hare off dem blades for £7m. The owners will pocket it as they have zero interest in investing in this club. We have a game tonight and Wilder's supposed to nail a replacement by 11pm with no funds to spend.We are done as a football club while ever these cunt yanks are in charge.
>Crystal Palace working to hijack Sunderland move for Malick Fofana https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2094756193285583332
>Crystal Palace are attempting to hijack Sunderland’s move for Lyon’s Malick Fofana.>The winger had agreed to join Sunderland in a deal worth €35m - but Palace have made their own proposal.>It is now up to the player to decide.SNUBderland?
>>157557725Just wait until he gets to face Ipswich and Hull>>157557733If Wirtz was a failure he wouldn't be starting every week for Liverpool m8
Hull have 2 more wins in the league than liverpool this season btw
>>157557750they battered someone other than Manchester United?
>>157557750After two games played. Imagine how many more they’ll have after ten
>>157557750But what a BARGAIN Victor Munoz was!
West Ham vs. Wolves tonight feels like a Premier League match in a way that Spurs vs. Ipswich doesn't
>>157557741>If Wirtz was a failure he wouldn't be starting every week for LiverpoolHas to be started to justify the fee. One assist in two games so far this season. For a player apparently worth nine figures but can't even be bothered to chase after opposing players.
>Following the onset of a mild benign arrhythmia, Scott McTominay will undergo an ablation procedure in the coming days. The Scotsman will return to availability after the international break.His heart is breaking down
>>157557735Looks like Wrexham are trying to buy promotion again. Won't manage it with Dinosaur Parkinson at the helm, especially after their start to the season.
>Rogers -> Manzambi>Martinez -> Suzuki>Watkins -> Jackson>Digne -> Ruggeri>Konsa -> Harwood-Bellis>Yuri Tieleshit -> João Gomes>Malen -> Mbaye>Goretzka for freeI don't know why everybody is so down on Villa. That's some smart business, they reset the age profile of the squad and they make a tidy profit. Some of the players are a slight downgrade but there's a lot of potential too
>>157557781>slight downgradeNext you're going to be saying that Wirtz is a great player
>>157557394The Guardian is a milquetoast liberal rag but they're more right about things than any of the other toilet wipes that pass as 'newspapers' in this godforsaken country.>The Guardian: Wealthy people control politicians and the Conservatives have systematically destroyed the infrastructure of our country to make money for themselves and their friends.>Morons: huuhhhdurrrr let's firebomb migrant shelters and machine gun people crossing the channel because they're the real problemAlso their football writing is generally pretty good and much more interesting than other papers. Jonathan Wilson has written some good books that are great holiday reads.
>>157557781>>Yuri Tieleshit -> João GomesYeah, that's transfer has worked out great for Villa. Fell over like a fanny in conceding Brighton's 4th and then got himself sent off.
>>157557764>cherrypicking
Of course Wirtz has to start. You know Liverpool's other choice at AM? A lad named Koumas
>>157557794or some fella called Dominik Szoboszlai
>>157557797>his depth is another starterUhh...
>>157557781>Jackson for Watkins>small downgradeThat guy couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Spat out my coffee when I heard they signed him.
>>157557790>no argumentHe puts in a half-hearted tackle attempt on Wissa and then just jogs. £116m for that.>>157557797In that case who replaces Szoboszlai?
>>157557741As a Hull fan, we'll absolutely annihilate his pile-riddled Teutonic botty. Liverpool will give us a rogering, of course, but we'll sodomise the Kraut.
>>157557780They're trying to buy out the whole division player by player
>>157557135the 30+ year old uncs have increased wages from multiple transfers or their fair market value from running out a contract.players & agents are just retarded and rather than waiting out their contract for a few years in able to get their fair market value on the open market, they DEMAND transfers which results in the team buying them having less ability to pay them salary. players need to think of a transfer fee as being more or less deducted from their salary over the life of the contract. this is what mbappe did and it's why he is on £500k/w.
>>157557808Wissa is surrounded by Liverpool players, the defenders should snuff it out. You could have picked out loads of examples of Wirtz chasing back and winning the ball from the first two games but you're a knob.>>157557808>In that case who replaces Szoboszlai?I don't know. Maybe they could try that lad who started a World Cup final in midfield a few weeks ago?
>>157557811Genuinely incredible McReynolds think Parkinson is the man for PL promotion given how they shat away 6th on the final day of the season.
>>157557797bro szoboszlai is hopeless as a 10, his best position is whatever henderson was when we won the league, just overlapping and underlapping the right back and spam crosses all game long
I remember when Szoboszlai scored one fluke freekick last season and now he's forever known as a "freekick expert"? The media protection of Liverpool is crazy.
>>157557826nah it was 5, he's genuinely good at it shame he's mediocre in everything else
>>157557818>Wissa is surrounded by Liverpool players, the defenders should snuff it out.Not when Wirtz attempts to challenge him in the middle of park before giving up. Even Szoboszlai gets pushed off and gives up. And yet the Liverpool mindset to solve this problem is to buy a winger for £123m.>You could have picked out loads of examples of Wirtz chasing back and winning the ball from the first two games but you're a knob.A supposed £116m player giving up like that is absolutely pathetic. You can't admit Liverpool have been ripped off for the fee they paid.
>>157557826>one
Speaking of the media, it's interesting how quiet they've been regarding Maguire's handball. not a single peep. London cartel protecting their favourite club.
>>157557820He's dogshit but he's part of the brand at this point and Wrexham are nothing other than a brand
Jamie O'Hara trying to be all serious on Sky Sports News with his glasses on. Get Cundy in there and treat him like the typical deluded YA member he is PRONTO
>>157557844>Get Cundy in there and treat him like the typical deluded YA member he is PRONTOAnd manage to make SSN even worse than it currently is?
>>157557837Ignoring your sarcasm this is the annual Old Trafford Rule being burnt early against fucking Ipswich; a rule which technically refs can call upon but they never would unless it's at Old Trafford.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANURES NEW LB????
>Sam Johnstone is heading to Celtic ahead of a loan deal from Wolves. The 33yo travelling to Scotland to complete formalities of the deal including a medical
>>157557840Paul Mullin was part of the brand and he was eventually shipped off. Was funny as fuck when he was loaned out to Wigan and people were legitimately seething over it.
Remember when Wrexham, Amorim's new club and some clu called Hull City? slapped up Man United? Just big club things, "wallahi"
Snubbed by ViniSnubbed by Alvarez Can anyone guess the North London club?
>>157557820It's been 20 years since Parkinson managed us and I still have nightmares about it
>>157557788The conservatives have indeed fucked up the country to make money but we should also be firebombing migrant dinghies.
Mateus Fernandes taking another club down. Maybe Spurs can offload him in January to save themselves
I stopped listening to the Guardian on football matters when that bloke trooned out and they acted as if nothing had happened
Bloke trooned out?
>>157557907Not in a million years will Spurs go down.In fact, they'll be far more comfortable this term than last.In fact x2, they'll be well into the top-half come May.
>>157557921Paolo Bandini, now Nicky Bandini.
>Arsenal striker Gabriel Jesus has signed for Barcelona.
>>157557910i assume you are thinking of italian football expert paolo/nicky bandini https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/aug/16/im-nicky-bandini-and-im-still-a-sports-writer
>>157557937>>157557949also an Arsenal season ticket holder if I recall correctly
>>157557168City and Chelsea are in incestuous business relationships with many powerful people in finance. On the opposite end, a club like United are seen as the outgroup and pretty much the whole business side circles the wagons when they come calling, so as not to be alienated and be cut off from the cash circlejerk.
>>157557949this dude loves cocks up his arse, I reckon
>>157557989That's the mad thing. You can look at the fella on the left think "looks like a typical fella, have a pint with him and discuss the footie, big deal" but then you look at the fella on the right and you know at some point he's had cocks in both his mouth and his arse. Frightening.
>>157557937>>157557949>only italian person who knows english>immediately troons out
>>157557765>benign arrhythmiastrange that a heart not doing what it should can be considered benign
>>157557815players generally get a % of the transfer fee as a signing bonus.
>>157557993imagine the stench of male ass filling the room, vile
>>157557937ngl I totally would
BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING NEWS>hull city are in advanced talks to sign 19yo greek wunderkid christo mouzakitis, in a deal that could see the diminutive regista move to Kingston upon Hull in exchange of 15million and the rights to the next season of survivor greece being granted to marinakis owned media group, alter ego and mega channel by Acun Ilıcalı
One day you're the main character and the next you're on a loan to evertroon...Grim
>>157558057Everton: where big club cast offs go to die
One of The Guardian livetext 'managers' seething over Villa:>Aston Villa have spent £75m today – strange given their billionaire owner is apparently being stymied by FFP, which afflicts them so severely they were able to hammer Freiburg in the Europa final, then relieve the German outfit of Johan Manzambi, their best player. It’s an outrage.
insert the porky wehey
>>157558057the Spurs of the north
>>157558057>England InternationalNot so fast there champ
>>157558090>there is a timeline where Everton were relegated against Bournemouth in May 2023, were immediately promoted and then fell straight through to League One>in that same timeline Spurs were relegated against Leicester in May 2026 and won't return>you are not in that timeline
>>157558097This is why you only fuck asian trannies. I've never seen a white tranny who passed anyway. The bone structure is simply too masculine.
>>157558090not even a fan of my spursiesbut dis was disrespectfullhe can go fock himself yh angels arent even reel
Miss him so much lads
>>157558052He seems like a good young signing, but in the one position where we're already pretty well-stocked.
>Gastón Edul: Julián Álvarez will stay at Atlético Madrid this window. He has rejected several offers, driven by his firm refusal to live in England and his desire to join Barça. This story is likely to run until January
>>157558138Why wouldn't they just let him go? He's gonna sulk until he gets his way which will inevitably happen, so you've just got a £100m+ white elephant in your squad.
>Pep leaves>City immediately begin to sign fun players like NdiayeFootball might be healing lads
>>157558128>pretty well stockedah yes the position adequately covered by such talented players as regan slater and matt crooks
>>157558144Hes back in training apparently, they were never gonna sell to barca at that offerFinancial rules in la liga are very strict, they would have taken a big loss considering what they paid city
>>157558147>didn't watch them versus United where they repeatedly embarrassed players signed for tens of millions of pounds
>>157558138>Gaston Edul>Still seething that Lizzy I turned down Phil II
>>157558052how many greek wonderkids are there? Every week I hear someone new.
>>157558052GET THE LEAKS INGET THE GREEKS INGET THE PEAKS IN
>>157558235while the world was occupied with croat geriatrics we were slowly taking over the world
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>>157558256Do you recognise North Macedonia as an independent nation or is it rightful Greek clay?
>Newcastle NOT getting snubbed for once
the other euroleague generals are so ass. just like two or three schizos samefaggingthis is easily the best one
>>157558263its bulgarian
>>157558255Get the Greeks in (the badge)Get the beaks in (the bags)Get the bumcheeks in (the slags)
>sell-ons for old playersHas that always been a thing, or is that new in the age of Saudi money dumps?
>>157558187basing your hopes of not getting relegated to two league one tier players pulling the same performance at least 20 more times in the season, even though a week later hull were outplayed against already relegated lampard circus
>>157558309>basing your hopes of not getting relegated to two league one tier players pulling the same performance at least 20 more times in the seasonBiggest runners of the entire opening weekend. Slater was the reason Hull scored both goals and United were humiliated by a lad who cost Hull just £50,000 from Sheffield United, and another player who joined Hull from MLS.>even though a week later hull were outplayed against already relegated lampard circusAnd look what Lampard's circus did. They lost to a counter attack.Hull under Jakirovic have been written off every single time. They live for that.
>>157558109dyche saved us
On 11 July 2024, Van de Beek signed for La Liga club Girona after an agreement with Manchester United was reached. The deal included an initial transfer fee of €500,000.[57]On 23 September 2025, Van de Beek suffered an achilles tendon rupture in a league game away at Athletic Club, ruling him out for the remainder of the season.[58]
>>157558276spics are doing double barrel now?
>>157557949>>157557937I don't really mind them at all. They're pretty knowledgeable about Italian football, I don't give a fuck about their personal life + they never talk about it so who cares.The French guy they have on thoughever... How can someone so dumb be so confident lmao.
>Arsenal signing defenders and midfielders while having one of the best defenders and midfield in Europe :)>Arsenal selling all the attackers (deadwood) while only signing one (1) LW :(
>United fans after months of dellussion admited Antony was not worth 100m and was shit like their other high profile signings>Chelsea fans were outraged at their retarded owners for paying nearly 200m for Enzo and Mudryk>Newcastle fans want to know where the week 1 Woltemade that came over for 85m went>Spurs fans in spite of their public inaction at least make it known everywhere else that the 60-70m getting spent on random shitters like Solanke or Richarlison is too much and is damaging the club on all fronts>Villa fans hate having to take 1 step forward and 2 steps back every time they make a profit on a good player only to use it to buy 2 United rejects>Liverpool fans applaud the terrible duo of Wirtz and Isak which cost them 240m alongside the other 150+m they spent on shit players last season and if you dare say anything bad about this you are a poo poo head
>>157558334>who cost Hull just £50,000 from Sheffield UnitedMcCabe needed to pay the leccy bill that week
>>157558276>nowThey've had like 8 names since forever. The hyphen is bizarre, thoughever.
>>157558376And to add onto this Arsenal are lucky their boring ass brand of football gets results in spite of everything because every transfer market all they do is sign a couple of teenagers and another injury prone LB.But somehow the only club whose fanbase is "satisfied" with their shit transfers is Liverpool.
Adjusting for inflation the transfer of Alan Shearer from Blackburn to Newcastle cost £238m
>>157558407They've been very attacking in 2 of their 3 matches so far and Villa shut up shop last night quite well
thinking about how fucking shit Spurs are
>>157558012>only italian person who knows englishthere is another
>>157558097>always keep it as a fantasy
>>157558337>usWhat part of Everton u from m8?
>>157558416The Venkys cartel kek my willy
Fernandez-Pardo SNUBbed United, what a crazy transfer window for them being rejected by almost everyoneWhere's Ederson btw?
daily reminder that Manchester City have bought more than 20 first team players since January of last year and are about to break the British transfer record for Enzo Fernandez
>>157558097>Take my advice perverts, always keep it as a fantasy. Never ever make it a reality.Jim Norton what are you doing in /epl/?
>>157558504dyche saved u, and then he saved me personally in a separate situation
>>157558534None of them won
>I support Pool
has Arsenal signed a striker yet?
>gayreek supporting tran u >gayreek being gay for rory jennings grim
>>157558309>hull were outplayed against already relegated lampard circusnever happened
ahhh the classic uncle bung
>>157558416That's not inflation-adjusted.
Finally
>Malo Gusto is set to stay at Chelsea Liverpool made a final attempt today to secure a loan deal for the French international, but to no avail. The Reds wanted a loan without a mandatory buy-out clause, as they lacked sufficient funds.Dont know who is crazier, Liverpool for wanting that shitter or Chelsea for quoting 75mil for him
>>157558734doesn't sound final to me
>>157558734the media will drone on endlessly about how much Liverpool's attack cost but you won't hear a peep from them about City's midfield
>>157558416That figure is based on the % of total league purchasing at the time, not inflation.
>>157558758Liverpools problem is that they barely have noteworthy sales, just look at how many players left on a free in recent years. City meanwhile get decent money for most out goings, nvm them having a very profitable academy. Probably 2nd best in England after Chelsea.
>>157558772Liverpool had £200m in player sales last summer but you didn't want to hear it
>>157558652they don't even need Gyokeres
i feel like this enzo news came out of nowhere. he's a club captain for chelsea fc
There are more prem to prem transfers than ever because all the players capable of handling the prem are already here, no-one will ever sign a player from a foreign team again. No I haven't thought this through.
>>157558817so you're saying the prem have the best players in the world?
>>157558789The problem is they bought half a billy of absolute dogshit, kinda overshadows anything else they do.
>>157558798kek
>>157558798Chelsea is a messy unstable club. A million signings (mostly zesty black nobodies) and coach purgatory. I would be surprised if Xabi lasts the whole season there
>>157558824Every single one
>>157558789And how much did they spend last summer? 450mil £This summer they so far spent 220mil £ while selling only 30mil. And they still want to add another winger which will cost 60mil to 80 mil.
>>157558859and how much did they earn from all the shit that isn't player sales?
>Another club falling for the Enzo Fernandez con
>>157558642Fuck you Georgios I hope Tskimikas gets sold >:(
>>157558789yeah net spend matters when it's not for liverpool
>>157558893We wont know until the next fiscal results. In general clubs record total revenue without breaking it down, you would have to substract the net spend yourself.
City completely ignoring Chelsea's 't-this Friday or you can't have him-' bollocks
120m pounds could probably get you prime Messi or Ronaldo back in the day now you get con artist
>>157558961forgot to add, the graphic is for 25/26.
>international break in 3 weeks>ronaldo still hasn't retiredsurely not lads?
How the fuck are Chelsea getting these fees for underperforming or otherwise dubious players?
>>157558989He said end of this year
>>157558979>B-back in my dayGo to sleep grandpa
I am a nigerian chelsea fan and I'm furious at my club for selling Enzo Fernandez
>>157558993>turd worlder worshipping crister rolando
>>157558916Couldn't be worse than Lukaku
>>157558991I saw Leipzig signed Guiu. Got suspicious and checked some other transfers of them and saw Leipzig selling Harder to Strasbourg, I assume thats how Chelsea aka blueco do a lot of transfers.
It is official now. Enzo is gonzo.Who does Chelsea buy to replace him?
>why are Chelsea buying young players they need experienced ones>why are these young players still valuable after 3 yearsIt's really a mystery
Don't reply to me schizo
>>157559033The blueco way
I'm hearing 125m GBP for enzo fernandez to man city
CITEH BVLLS STAY WINNING
>>157559047>Only 5 million more after "deadline"
>>157558991It's basically a money trial merry-go-round. Shady back deals and so on. Basically Chelsea sells X to Team A, Team A sells Y to Strasbourg. Both make money.
Its Enzo really worth 2 Balebas
>>157557736>>157557737BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE>the club is offering higher payments to player's agentssounds like he's on the plane north
City and Chelsea will fight for the league. Mental, really.
>>157559000No you’ll hear about the great tales of the early 10s and you’ll like it
>>157559063Why aren't agent fees included in all these dealsSomeone explain
>>157559063Isn't that sort of thing illegal or is it only illegal if not declared upfront?
>British transfer record for Enzo FernandezHow the fuck is nobody investigating Chelsea
>Pool drew two games in a row
>>157559068Chelsea won't win anything unless the defence gets sorted. Lampard tried the "outscore the opposition" approach and it worked well initially but eventually players get knackered and you start playing defensive counter attacking sides.
Chelshit is a dying club. Their most valuable players are jumping ship and that's a good thing
>>157559068Chelsea won't win shit if their midfield is this bad. They played Lavia and Malo Gusto
What the fuck are City going to do with Enzo Fernandez when Maresca is sacked in January
Tran Shitty is a dying club. Their most valuable players are jumping ship and that's a good thing
>>157559034Cry about it monkey
>>157559072Well, the agent gets paid by the player, usually with the buying club involved as a one time commission.The selling club gets paid by the buying club, you should see them as two different transactions.
>>157559103>Their most valuable players are jumping shipBut that's literally the plan
>>157558741Made up bullishit liversneed don't have any remaining HG spots
>>157559101>>157559110So their midfield is shit and their defence? They've scored, what, eight goals and conceded five? You can keep this up when you don't have any European football. When Arsenal are toothless (or, more specifically, everybody just plays low-block to try and counter attack/set piece win) they're not a threat. United have CL football and I think will be exposed, doubly so if they lose Fernandes for any length of time. Liverpool will either suddenly 'wake up' or struggle. Spurs. Lol. So that leaves City and Chelsea as the only viable teams for the crown. City have spend big, so have Chelsea. Whether they've improved is subjective but they're not much worse.
>>157558741Not really any crazier than some of the other transfers from Chelsea>looks at spurs
>>157559072it's a separate thingidk if it's included in FFP/PRS?it also lets clubs circumvent transfer fees a bit, like this situation. don't need to pay lyon more because player/agent gets more
>>157559140Without improvements in those areas, Chelsea will keep dropping points when bus parking teams manager to score from a counter that's their first shot on goal the whole match.
>Enzo Fernandez broke the British transfer record fee twice in 3 yearsWhat are these managers seeing that we don't
>>157559155Hot
Any updates on the 115 charges situation?
>>157559155what sort of lady boys you going with if you are cleaning up shit? I think you need to head over to /trv and read up on some more information next time so that you can relax and enjoy the experience.
>>157559165I guess he had a semi decent couple of world cups? Other than that I'm baffled as well. Doesn't have the legs to be an elite premier league midfielder. We have years and years of evidence to back this up. He's good but a british record?
Man City won
>>157559161If you can just 'score one more than you' then you're fine.
>>157559155>Tried it with wife
>publicly leaking that the manager is not happy with the left back>herp a derp more 18 year old twink midfielders for cheap from FC Poopensharten 04COME ON UNITED FOR FUCKSAKES
>>157559155
>>157559165Argie tax
>>157559202>publicly leaking
>watching fan reactions to all the games>United fans super depressed then estatic, rivals sneeding>Liverpool fans 'already tired' and rivals cheering>Chelsea fans are happy as fuck and rivals are sneeding>Spurs fans are.... >Arsenal fans are depressed and rivals are schizoSaw several rivals say Arsenal's goal last night was beautiful and well worked, since it was three one touch passes before the goal. Yet saw people like Flying Pig calling it 'ugly anti-football goal' and Rants and Bants calling it 'scrappy shit goal'. So how can Brent and Hasan and Kee and others call it a good well worked goal but others call one touch passing goals 'anti-football'? Are they just retarded or what?
Is Alvarez the biggest KWAB this window? Even Enzo got his 2nd desired move
>>157559185warra trophy
>Arsenal can't even afford £30m for a player in a position they desperately needAre they that financially fucked despite making £85m in sales in last few days? I know that covers Bruno and they'd spent another £80m on two players (not including youths) but come on. What exactly is their plan here? Tzolis is shit, was exposed last night and hooked off at HT, so he isn't the solution.Guess they truly are going to go with Eze on LW. Kek. Kek. KLENK.
>>157559211>brazilian talking about taxesIf he was called Enzinho he would sell for £300 million
Convince me this guy is World Class like Sky Sports keep saying...He was crap during World Cup.
>>157559259Times changed you guys are the Brazilians now
>>157559240He played chicken with Atletico hoping he'd go to Barca and now he's gotta be a good cuck. Either for four more years or hope Atletico let him go to Barca next year.
brighton signed a rw and dm today. pretty good stuff.
so is Baleba a smart signing or a future flop? does he have a big floppy cock is what i'm asking, I guess
>>157559188Name the last EPL champs that won with that tactic
>>157559266Beat Arsenal in the UCL final
>>157556802i am richarlison you no deserve richarlison
>>157559305I see him as good depth and for games demand a bit of back and forth in the midfield. Him and Santos will be the shithousery that Tielemans and Mainoo will not be suited for.
>>157559183vpn off
>>157559314He missed PSG's biggest chance lol
>>157559331And he still won the trophy lol
>>157559351Sure but "he" didn't do shit. The rest of the team did.
>>157559266Liverpool signed him so the chances are he's shite
>>157559360He won a trophy while Arsenals entire team did nothing
Possible city departures>Kovacik 8>Grealish 18What number will Enzo wear. 7 is also available I think
>>157559396A Midfielder wearing a 7 should be punishable by law
>>157559396can't wait to see him in the armband
>>157558416>zero Premier LeaguesKWAB
>>157559412Dennis did indeed punish a lot of 7's even though he wasn't Best.
>>157559417Should be Haaland frfr
>>157559412Cancelo wore the 7 as a wingback
WEW
From assisting Garnacho, Jackson, Delap and Neto to assisting Haaland, Semenyo, cherki and O'Reilly
>>157559445should've joined hull yesterday, malick...
>>157559445Absolute comedy
>>157559464this only applies to white women and koreans/nips btw
>deadline day
>>157559464stop sniffing pussies
>>157559464Woman wash and clean themselves constantly even if the don't shower like men. They are like cats
>>157559494Why is someone sniffing you?
>>157557735>it actually happenedoof
who has the floppiest cock of all summer signings?
>>157559445>SnubderlandGetting rellied this season btw
>>157559540TonaliSavioMarmoushRobertsonAny man with the chicken on their chest really
>Striker Beto has completed a reported £14.6m move from Everton to Fiorentina.>The 28-year-old joined the Toffees from Udinese in a deal worth £25.8m in 2023. What a loss
Volumes (this speaks them)
any updates on Dieppi Thomassino?
>>157558090it's funny how they're memed as one of the Big 6 but you know they will never win anything important
>>157558057>Grealish is only 30 years oldI guess the booze really caught up with him. Actually a horrendously bad value signing that nobody talks about
>>157559621qrd on Grealish and booze? I thought players these days weren't allowed to do anything.
>Look away for a second>Liverpoop is suddenly a french teamthe fuck?
>>157559498I said in my post that she didn't do that. I was around her multiple days in a row when we didn't have work and she didn't wash once and still smelt fine.
>>157559638got so drunk he had sex with a goriller
>>157559638A lot of players are addicts. I had a cousin that worked in a club in Liverpool and he said Jack Rodwell used to get carried out of there totally fucked up twice a week. That full back that played for Man U has some weird addiction too.
Howling. Chadsea, Cheaty, Spuds, Liverpoo all spending gorllions and Arselols doing nothing. Pottery. Enjoy the fight for 10th.
>Chadsea rentboy if you're going to report us for talking about your shit club then don't bring them up yourself
>>157559655>That full back that played for Man U has some weird addiction too.Brandon Williams? Wouldn't shock me at all.
>>157559687Caicedo is injured and they just sold Enzo without replacement.
>Barcola chose his number after Alex Hunter on FIFALMFAO
>>157559739he clearly says FC unc
>>157559785Do people call it fc now lol assumed they just corrected it for the quote
>>157559785>FCwhat the fuck is that?
>>157559814The new name for FIFA after EA lost the licence.
>>157559799wouldn't be caught dead calling it anything other than EA Sports FC 25 For the Club™ (and no I didn't buy EA Sports FC 26 The Club Is Yours™ like a simp just to get roster updates) and have added EA Sports FC 27 The World's Game™ to my Christmas list.
Wait are Arsenal waiting until the end of the window to sell Martinelli, assuming they get a replacement, and if they don't they will cancel the deal? It's the only logic here. There is literally nobody they're linked to, so outside of a Tielemans tier signing, they're getting nothing.>>157559814FIFA demanding $1bn for the rights to use the name FIFA and EA said 'get fucked'.
>>157559721Yeah that's the one. Think it was laughing gas or something like that. Poppers maybe? Whatever it was it supposedly fucked his whole playing career.
>>157559445Fofana Banana kek my willy
>>157559829I thought it was gary neville who was heavily into poppers but I could be wrong
>>157559853>taking good dicklook at this poofter
>>157559863Yes they fuck "good dick" aka Chad Deanos and DJs aka not 4chan simps, now enzgo bye bye yourself
any updates on the shit player desperate to force a move to a mid-to lower table club situation?
>>157559870fancy the djs do you?
OH NO!Romain Molina@romain-molina.bsky.social>Crystal Palace has increased its offer (agent fees/salary) to more or less match Sunderland's proposal.>Palace is confident about sealing the deal, whereas just an hour ago, Sunderland thought they had Fofana.>No idea what happens next, other than the fact that the agents are going to make a fortune.
What a window for Crystal Palace, They’ve signed a rapist, an Israeli and Dwight McNeil
>>157556802balogun deal collapsed? oh ye toffees
>>157559878The slags doInsert Ryan Reynolds gif here
Love these things. Always pop up. Always gets (View)s.
>"And we're off to Lyon where there's been a medical for Malick Fofana, but for who Chris Kamara?"
>>157559912>I don't know Jeff, I'm in the wrong hemisphere!
>>157559879>>157559912>>157559922DRAMINOES>Youssouf Fofana to Lyon deal falls through because Lyon can't register him without selling Malick Fofana. Besiktas could re-enter as the Turkish window still has one more week to go (gianlucadimarzio.com)
in my country, everyone is confused why liverpool spent €35m on an 18-year old goalkeeper that made 13 career apps
>>157559879>>157559927What a shitshow
Todd ordering the Chelsea scouts to find a player named Wells and another one named Fargo
>>157559912>>157559922>AND WE'RE LIVE THIS MORNING ON DEADLINE DAY TO TELL YOU MAN DILATED ARE A GRIM LITTLE CLUB
is it over
Not sure what to make of the potential Sorba Thomas signing. On the one hand, he's a good player and £7.5m isn't extortionate. On the other, he sounds like trouble in the dressing room.
>>157559988you're clearly not smart enough to understand the intricate thought process behind these moves.
>>157559927>DRAMINOES>>Youssouf Fofana to Lyon deal falls through because Lyon can't register him without selling Malick Fofana. Besiktas could re-enter as the Turkish window still has one more week to go (gianlucadimarzio.com)Fofana for Fofana kek my willy
>>157559922>>I don't know Jeff, I'm in the wrong hemisphere!Banger post kek my willy
>>157559825Can you please workshop your failed stand-up routines in another thread? Cheers mate
Anyone got an update on Fofana to Hull?
>>157559922Wow a funny joke in 2026 /trans/.
IT'S DONE>[Di Marzio] Malick Fofana has chosen Sunderland. It's a done deal, €40m including addons. Youssouf Fofana still won't be able to join Lyon purely because of time constraints
I just had a thought. Why won't players who were relegated from the PL the season prior not want to play at the Championship. You get paid more + more bonuses when promoted. Most teams that get relegated anyway get promoted after 1-2 seasons at the Championship
other deal finalized>[Ornstein] Sunderland sign Tottenham’s Kevin Danso on loan 2.5m with obligation to buy 22.25m if not relegated
>>157560198PL games have ~10 times more viewership than Championship games
It appears to be another season of arsenal winning one nil while everyone seethes about muh boring boring arsenal.
>>157557101>he was billed as the next thierry henry when manure signed him
Poor Bradley Barcola. Gets signed for Liverpool speaks no English. Has to get his free English lessons done by a Scouser
Acun bey...
>>157559912>>157559922
>>157560094Your face is a funny joke
>>157560012I know mate, we have such a good team vibe. Really feel for Liam even if his decision making is shit
>>157560094
>>157559601holding out for a last minute move to Real Madrid
>>157560263Can Omur and Akintola just be dropped in the Humber instead
So now what's happening first? Enzo's visa revoked or City having to face consequences for the 115 charges?
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>157559314How could he miss Arsenal's penalty?
>>157560352Yeah.
Out:Leandro Trossard Gabriel Martinelli Gabriel Jesus Ethan Nwaneri Fabio Vieira Reiss Nelson In: Christos TzolisBrev some attacking changes they done
Scousemong literally scouring the thread for every mention of his new flop
>>157560235ten times fewer people to watch me put in a dogshit effort
>>157559687>spuds spent gorillions to lose their first 2 games in pathetic fashion>slipperpoo spent gorillions on the french maduekeHowling indeed
i'm signing up to GF FC! (as the gf)
>>157560361Are these updates forthcoming? I have a song ready to play for him on Sky Sports News
>>157559314>beat arsenalcareful now aw is going to show you the tattoo on his fat belly with the rule of what exactly constitutes "beating"
>>157560348£30k and £15k a week is it? Ridiculous. Get David in that Roary suit if he doesn't leave
>>157557885>Snubbed by Vini>Snubbed by Alvarez >Can anyone guess the North London club?Arsenal FC
>>157560415How the fuck are those two even on those wagesNot even worth £3k and £1.5k a week let alone £180k a month
>>157560367Only Trossard and Martinelli would have got any game time this season
>>157560442Paid a £2.5m bonus to Trabzonspor when we got promoted too
>>157560396No.
BREAKING>snub to United>nigger to chelsea
>>157560524Could you be more specific
>>157560494There's always January. Would you like to hear the song I wrote about him?
Uh oh...
>>157560545No.
>>157560524kek my willy
I do not rate Enzo Fernandez. I feel like he's a Messi baby and don't understand how now City paid so much money for a flopAm i wrong?
>>157556802>deadline day>still on the same thread as this morningRIP /sp/
>>157559292>brighton signed a rwWho?
>>157560583Ooh baby do you know what that's worthJavi Martinez is better than Wirtz
>>157560615Femi Azeez from Millwall, previously at Reading
>>157559441Someone on the wing wearing it not as bad
Roy in Kirkby Do you now agree that with Everton signing Maitland-Niles and keeping Keane, Everton have the squad to challenge for European football and a trophy this season?Sky Sports News' chief correspondent Kaveh Solhekol:"I've got to be honest and say I don't think Everton have the squad to challenge for Europe."They'll finish mid-table, but it's maybe a bit much to start dreaming about European football.
So is Tchouameni going to United?
She is seeeething alongside chels*a/mongUTD jeets CITEH BVLLS really mindbroke them
so the french muslim was the one posting the manure slag he loves to simp forgrim
>and ofc the "chadsea" pajeet reveals itselflmaoo still seething from yesterday's thread. Dance for me monkey
>>157560653I know she looks French but can you stop posting this utterly rancid trollop, thanks
>I have a 7 year old kid who’s autistic.>I had to explain today why Morgan Rogers wasn’t playing. That was great.autistic Villa fans in shambles
>>157560686>sheKek it's a tranny that the Transchester Shitty customer is subbed to.
>>157560696Alice is a Man United fan m8, can you not see the flag in the background
>>157560653luca digne lookin nigga
>ignores their own self-imposed deadline>sells you their best player
>>157560694Did you tell him that Rogers left to sell ice cubs with his best friend at Rent Boy FC?
>>157560626Still shows as millwall in my computer. I'll take your word for it
>>157560723you're labouring under a misapprehension, sir. the child in question isn't *my* evolutionary cul-de-sac, merely someone else's to whom I saw a villa fan make reference.good evening and farewell
>Manchester City have completed the signing of Iliman Ndiaye from Everton for up to £65m.
>>157560720small club tings
>>157560708>Alice is a Man United fan m8, can you not see the flag in the backgroundI didn't say he wasn't a United "fan"
>>157560755You're not right in the head mate
>>157560733Why was the autistic Villa fan in York, and not in Aston?
>>157560773Stop that.
>>157560720Enzo isn't good, everyone is laughing at City for the move
>>157560785>Enzo isn't goodHe is a bit good
you cunts aren't even ready for barcola to take over this league
>>157560785He's not bad, he's like what Gundogan used to be for them
>>157560779You could say he was away from home
Starting to think we might actually stay up. What a club. My club.
>>157560792>name is barcode>didn't go to barcode fc
People forget that players are often good because they're playing with X. Tielmans was good for Villa because Kamara did a lot of work. Enzo is good because Caicedo does a lot of work. But we forget that and just hope that X works the same as Y. It's why Isak and Wirtz aren't raping it up (yet).
Shitty went from signing exciting wingers like Cherki from UCL clubs to buying midtable shitters from Everton
>>157559863We don't sign our posts here
>enzo isn't good>we are laughing at you for taking one of our best players>t. Kumar cheljeet
>>157560861Ndiaye is decent though tbf be fair
>>157560861wait til you see world class signing Alanone eye on the ballone eye on the backlineattack and defence in perfect union
>No more Richard Hughes Liverchads we SO BACK
Has Martinelli actually gone to Saudi? Or are they cancelling it? I see no logic in them not signing any winger (non-youth) to play. I guess they truly will just play Eze instead.
>>157560891Heard he was an Al-Hilal secret agent
>>157557788Reddit
>>157560891kek my willy
>Everton right-back Nathan Patterson has left the club to join Seria A club Torino on a permanent deal. The 24-year-old joined the Merseyside club in January 2022 for around £11.5m, Patterson's deal to Torino is for an undisclosed fee. A signing that will always bewilder me with how shit he was for Everton. Will never forget that he wasn't even trusted by Rafa to play 90 minutes against Boreham Wood in the FA Cup.
>>157560897That's not even funny bro take that back
>>157559266What are you saying anon?A pacey black lad commanding a huge fee and being hyped up by the media as a world beater might not work out?Look here, I'm no professional football manager, I'll admit as much to you right now, but I reckon you're out on a limb there.
>>157560914I don't know if it's true, that's just what I heard
Yeah that happened with Anthony Martial and Nicolas Pepé
mental how City spent £465m.
>>157560910when everton signed patterson & mykolenko in 2022 that was an all time downgrade from baines / coleman. at least mykolenko has grown into a decent premier league fullback after a rough start
>Chelsea agree a 55m (£47m) euros deal for Monaco midfielder Lamine Camara.
Won't hear the media talk about City spending half a billy
>>157560985Getting it in before the transfer bans innit
>>157560961they also sold a lot of players so really they only spent about 200m
>net spend
citycuck already firing up the expenditure trophy excuse
>>157560961>>157560985They've sold about €300m worth of players this window
>spend 30billion get back 300m trophy
>>157561043>>spend 30billion get back 300m trophyKEEEEEEK
dogshit deadline day
>>157559165La grinta
NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY PLAYERS, THAT'S NOT FAIR
>>157561043chile with the based post again kek my willy
>>157560857my loons had dayne st clair win keeper of the year because our defense was so solidhe was contending for canada's starter going into winterinstead he went to miami and got exposed hella hard, is now their third choice, and didn't play a minute at the world cup lol
>>157560974I saw them as the eventual Baines & Coleman replacements, but Patterson did absolutely fuck all.
>>157561060sell*
>>157559165
>>157561007>>157561052kek based and true
>DON'T POACH ME PLAYERS >HOW DARE YOU SPEND MONEY AFTER SELLING HALF YOUR BENCHseethe more chelsea jeet
Skilliman finna ball out in the champs brev
>>157561064>is now their third choiceDon't think he is, because I (for my sins) support Miami and watch them. Played the last three games. He's pants, sure, but Miami players Casemiro at CB instead of trying to improve the defence. Suarez is also slow and bad now. I think they're waiting for Neymar to remake MSN and then give up.
>Liverpool have completed the signing of 18-year-old goalkeeper Lucca Brughmans from Belgian side Genk in a deal that could be worth up to £30m including add-ons.pretty sure this is an ayy lmao disguised as a human
>>157561100oh right their other keeper also sucks lol, but he was third for a lil bit. crazy how they just ignore defense and expect it to work.
>cucurella out>enzo fernandez out>N jackson outRendered to exporting talent like a small ligue 1 club. Can you really blame them? They simply can't compete for the PL/UCL
>>157561140To be fair, MLS is all about goals and attacking for 'entertainment'. The defence is crap. Miami used to play Biscuits as a CB too.
>>157561140>>157561100How would you fix CF Montreal?
Didn't even take a season after Pep left to become a small selling clubOUTJames TraffordNathan AkeJohn StonesBernardo SilvaRodriSavinhoTijani ReijndersOmar MarmoushNico Gonzalez
Everton somehow sold that donkey Beto to Fiorentina for 18 million euros. We truly are at the end of times
>>157561169They're the seal everybody clubs in MLS. You can't really fix it.
>>157561178Haha I bet they replaced them with a bunch of cheap scrubs too
>>157561130How tall is he again
>>157557893This tbqhwy
>>157561231roughly 5 pervuians stacked on top of each other
>>157561246With shoes and hats or without?
>>157557666Visit where?
>>157561277the bottom guy wears shoes and the top guy wears your cap with the forelocks
>>157561278African Sparta
I HOPE RICHARD HUGHES FUCKING DIES
>2 hours to deadline>Liverpool still haven't signed a RW
any signings?
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Very very entertaining deadline day
