2 sleeps to go
>>157557728There's something odd about this picture but I figure out what...
Lachie Neale seems like a bit of a fuckwit
>Essendon made a play for Josh Fraser and got turned downKWAB
>scott pendlecunt
cant wait for bruz to knock pendlescum the fuck out next year
>hinkley won 3 of his first 4 finals at port >nicks will lose his first 3 at homeCrowscunts finna eat humble pie for all their Ken bashing over the years
>>157557775I'll knock you out, cunt.
>>157557778desu we’ve turned around with him, he’s alright
>>157557778>If Crows win, they're stuck with Nicks for another yearThink Port fans will enjoy this almost as much as if they lose. The fanbase is restless about Nicks and want him gone. Might even get the 'SACK NICKS' stuck on the Crows sign... wherever. Not sure if they actually have a homebase yet.
>>157557787I drove past the west lakes crows HQ today, they still haven't moved kek Looks like Thebarton was a pipe dream
>>157557787The nicks are a basketball team m8
>>157557704How do I make money like this
>>157557803Easily confused. Here's a simple trick to remember them by.Knicks = wins finals.Nicks = loses finals.
>>157557805trim armor
>>157557805duplicate items with alt+f4>>157557809don't do this it creates mustard gas
talmud b-b-b-b-b-omb iranzog in my ear put me in a trance
>>157557751You're only doubling down on your stupidity, catsperg. Of course Darcy's 2025 is the correct candidate for comparison because he didn't literally miss the season. Even when he missed 6 weeks after getting injured in the first 5 minutes of a game, his stats last year are clearly better than Neale's this year, which was his career best year.Unfortunately you're just a bit too delusional to realize Darcy is better than Shannon Neale, and always will be.
>>157557823You could've used Darcy's 2026 year since it was based on averages. Although with him going at a 50% clanger rate I can see why you wanted to use 2025.
niggas arguing footy stats in graveyard /afl/
>>157557832No retard, 2026 is a smalll sample size, and an early injury has a considerably greater effect on his averages.Again though, you're just coping again, just like you were while you were trying to dance your way around Max Gawn's two ACL injuries. You're just too unintelligent to realize that Darcy is the superior player, and you don't possess anywhere near enough data to accurately understand how he will be affected in the future. All you are doing is attempting to paint everything to align with your Geelong bias :)
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157557805sell blow and ket to ""tradies""
does sp*c gaicos play for statsy/n
>>157557805sell strippers and cocaine to footymen
>>157557846Stats from past seasons is all a dogsperg has when his big gun of a forward is permanently in a wheelchair.>>157557848Someone brought up Matthew Richardson as a """"success"""" story of a forward recovering from an ACL. He was an absolute shell of the player he was pre-knee and you can only imagine it'll be worse for Darcy.Best hold onto that 2025 stat sheet as that will be the high point of his career.ps. He sure gets a lot of free kicks per game.
Tried the new pickle menu from KFC
The bulldogs people on bigfooty have really lost their mind tonight over Zak Butters. It's kinda scary.
I want to visit a country with monkeys and see one in the wild I reckon that would be so cool
>>157557940Come on down to Flinders Street Station @ 7:30am and take a chance.
>>157557928how were the pickleburger and the fried pickles? You didn't actually get the pickle pepsi, did you?
>>157557932Because he's going to Geelong to play with Shannon Neale.
>>157557951>the pickle pepsiI didIt was fucking awful Burger was good tho
>>157557876Richo nearly won the brownlow in 08 as a 32 year old wingman, brainlet.You just don't know much about football mate. Let it go.
>>157557876Also it's not my fault you are too dumb to realize the very obvious issue of using Darcy's 2026 stats where he tore an ACL early in a game. On top of not knowing much about football, you're just unintelligent in general. It's very unfortunate for you.
>>157557960>wingmanRunning straight lines up and down the ground.Year he did his acl: 27 goals, 3 behinds from 9 games.Years after he did his ACL: 220 goals, 542 behinds.Darcy won't be able to kick straight when he comes back.
got him frothing with hate, lada
>>157557952Think Bailey Smith is the bigger attraction desu. They played together when younger and through him he gets the Dog connection he may be craving.
>Sydney Swans could let go the five players that have been stood down by the club amid interest from AFL rivals.
>>157557977>couldThere's not enough quotation marks in the world to go around """"""""""could"""""""""".Would be an all time feeding frenzy if they did.
>>157557958Not surprised the pickle pepsi was gross. How about the fried pickles?
>>157557966Anon, we already know you're unintelligent. There is no need to keep digging yourself deeper into a hole.
>>157558002no but steven grave
scummy gf 2027
I need my erect penis size to consistently reach its max. Too often I'm being shortchanged by myself.
>>157558218Do cardio, fatty.
>>157558231Not fat but that's probably got something to do with it because I've been outrageously sedentary for a while.
i need to pay for sex
>>157558249we all do, mate
>>157558249It never comes free.
used to know this really cool prostitute but she ended up getting married
>>157558388>some simp married herlol what a retard.
Does anyone in /afl/ stream? Do you got massive simps?
>>157558475Husband's a lucky guy. After 10,000 dicks surely she's an absolute demon in the sack.
morning fellow chuds
>>157561272Why do The Afl players and People Cheat? They have the Word at Their foot.
Ohayou alfies
if i was an afl player i would date a 7/10 THICK girl with big tits and glasses and absolutely mog all the other plastic blonde anorexic bimbos WAGs
>>157561272I didn't think this nerd had it in him. I wonder what the staffer looked like...
>ADELAIDE'S chairman has backed Matthew Nicks to coach the Crows next season, regardless of the result of Saturday night's elimination final against the Western Bulldogs.No refunds
Good morning xaviers
Good morning alf
>>157561272Tbh they are pretty looksmatched Poor form to cheat on her when shes pregnant
MY Maggies have pick 9, our first round 1 since Ollie Henry if memory serves correctlyHere comes our next Buddy :D
Footy tomorrow
>>157561950>they're fucking jews.Go back to /pol/ you disgusting vermin
dosn
>>157561950nah not really
>spend your career fucking up players lives who fucked up >demand privacy when you fuck up Cleary chuds our response?
>Go back to /pol/ you disgusting vermin
should've tipped carlton when they were at 1000:1 odds>won 4 of the last 5 against geelong>won 3 of the last 5 against fremantle>obliterated brisbane the last time they met>will have the momentum at the MCG to beat sydney or hawthorn
*enters thread*
>>157561950you have got to be kidding me reportsperg
>>157562943i don't want to talk about 2 own the 100
>>157561838kek, this leak has now bullied them into a corner. Even if they get thumped without winning a quarter again they’re forced to stick with him
Sam Darcy will go down as the one of the greatest players to never play 100 games
>>157563171this but the first gay afl player (who only played one game)
>>157562943just because commiepoof is a sperg that abuses reports doesn't mean he's reportsperg
*makes you seethe*
>>157563171do NOT ask about the relationship between the darcy family and the western bulldogs strength and conditioning team. i repeat do NOT. luke darcy does definitely NOT send his son to external s&c businesses that refuse to communicate the details of sams loading and workouts. sam darcy will NOT be forever injury riddled because of his helicopter parents. do NOT ask me how i know this.
You blokes change your minds like a girl changes clothes
been pretty consistent with my stance on geelong
(((geelong)))
*be's nominating Geelong*That will be a farm, high paid consultancy role as a firm in Geelong, a lucrative sponsorship deal, plus tip
The connection between the Geelong Football Club (an Australian Rules football team in the AFL) and Israel primarily revolves around two highly publicised, separate controversies involving international politics and personal religious beliefs:1. The 2025 "Mad Monday" Costume ControversyIn late September 2025, several Geelong players caused a significant public uproar during their traditional end-of-season "Mad Monday" celebrations. A group of players dressed up as Kneecap, a controversial Irish rap group. The Connection to Israel: Kneecap is a highly political musical act that has openly aligned themselves with pro-Palestinian causes, famously waving Hezbollah flags, declaring anti-Israel statements on stage, and labelling Israel a terrorist state. The Backlash: The players' costume choice was met with severe condemnation from Australian Jewish community leaders and organizations, including the Anti-Defamation Commission. Leaders accused the Geelong players of "trivialising terrorism" and insensitively mocking Jewish Australians during a period of intense global conflict.2. The Israel Folau Social Media Scandal (2019)The club was also linked to a different kind of "Israel" connection in April 2019 through former Geelong champion Gary Ablett Jr., who became embroiled in the Israel Folau social media scandal. The Connection: Controversial rugby player Israel Folau published an anti-gay Instagram post claiming that "hell awaits" homosexuals, drunks, and liars. Ablett, who is a deeply religious Christian, initially "liked" the post. The Fallout: The interaction sparked intense media scrutiny. Ablett later removed the "like" and publicly clarified his position, explaining that while he wanted to support a fellow athlete's Christian faith, he did not agree with the harmful nature of the post and loved all people regardless of their sexuality.
killed the thread with that wall of ai slop
>>157563558meat proxy cuck
Parrots are going to war with each other outside. Sounds brutal
CLARKO SACKED BY NORF According to Mitch Cleary
>>157563878*enter james hird*
>>157563878stop giving that adulterer airtime
sounds like norf are over clarko
>>157563878bahahahahahah shit club
>wake up>clarko sackeddamn
Swans WILL beat Bris in their home final this week
>>157563878there is no coach on this planet that could give the poos a better w/l% next year than clarkson
>norf
>>157563878Holy shit. Did not have that on the bingo card. What's the thinking? That's going to cost them almost $2 million and they seemed to have genuinely improved.Who's out there that's an upgrade?
NORF
>>157563932Shes so pretty
It's time for him to come home and coach them to the promised land
>>157563932I'll believe it when I see it
>>157563932crisp 'renathanks for posting it
Norf just getting the jump on Crows in the hunt for a new coach. I don't care what Adelaide says now in the wake of those leaks, they'll sack him if they bomb out of finals. Costly sacking for Norf but desu even if Norf had improved did anyone see Clarko getting extended at the end of 2027? Even if they made finals I don't think it would've been guaranteed.
Bludging down by the beach and just watched some ancient guy get out of his Landcruiser and dump two empty bottles of red in the bin. Looked around to se if anyone was there then go into his backseat and grab another two to bin as well.Kek absolute grog monster.
>>157561272Looks like every pudgy millennial couple ever. Looks like my brother kek
>>157563932>well hydrated gf>she goes to the toilet and comes back with a wine glass half filled with pale yellow liquid>expects you to drink itI'm in love.
>Clarko outdamn that was unexpected. Maybe he can go support Ken at Tassie now
>>157563974presumably longmire or simmo so i assume one of them agreed to it if this happenedbecause if not............ lol
just cracked a milf and stole her kids snacks
>>157564135I honestly think Clarko would want to slink away and disappear for a while. He's looked broken ever since that whole racism saga scam. I guess taking a job at Tassie means you can kinda do that and still have a year off.
>North make a big song and dance about signing Clarko>Essendon had sacked their coach and made a last minute ditch to steal him before being told to GTFO>. . .>Essendon sack their replacement coach and appoint an old Essendon player>North fire Clarkson>Essendon miss out AGAINkwab
So you guys rekon and the Carlton/Essendon shortlisted blokes are frontrunners. Maybe Norf saw potential in people like Enright or Graham so moved Clarko on.
I’m a Blooser, baby, so why don’t you kill me?
>>157564135>>157564154Not really sure how that works.Ken is apparently a real people's person. Clarko the raging manlet.Unless they're going Jekyll and Hyde I'd imagine they'd want to skip the Clarkson persona.
>>157564163No way. Sacking your $2 million coach to stick in someone that was rejected by Essendon is not a move you can sell to your members, even if you're Norf. I assume that Anon is right about the Horse or Simpson suggestions.
>>157564161dk how you drag essendon into this
>>157564188I was gonna say Clarko could be good for a development role but honestly I'm not sure he would be. Maybe 5 years ago but now? Probably better off just taking a year away from everything, maybe a small media gig, and then looking at something full time after clearing the headspace.
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
Sonja Hood is a football club terrorist
>>157564261>female club presidentNorf are not a serious football club.
Reminder that Norf had a black president and female CEO for 3 years and ever since have become worse than the 90s Fitzroy LionsJust fucking fold them, we dont need a 19th minnow club stinking up the league
>>157564189>Putting any faith in Essendon decision making I wouldn't say rejected. They already had their man (the CEO's best man at his wedding) Graham especially is highly regarded after his WAFL tenure.You can't just keep recycling the same shitters over and over because you're too scared to try a new bloke.
how do you rate norfs tenureunder clarko?
Brad Scott was fired after North finished 12th with 10 winsIn the 7 seasons since, they STILL have not acheived a better finishBring back Scott
>>157563932I'd be proud to bring her home to my mum
>>157564280>female club presidentAnd they also have a female CEO. Joke of a club.
>>157564319sheezel has too much teeth showing, you can't trust people like that
Honestly their season wasn't too bad.Fremantle, Adelaide and Sydney the only real big losses. Port and St. Kilda were probably disappointing results from expectations going in.Could've easily flipped the Giants, Sydney (1st) and Collingwood matches.Their Hawthorn -> Bulldogs -> Geelong series of games at the end of the season was really good.I do recall hearing/reading that Clarkson didn't want to coach next year without an extension as he didn't want all the "will they/won't they fire him" talk for the entire season.Guess this was the club's answer.
>>157564303F. 17th, 17th, 16th, 14th and sacked with a year left on the contract. There's no way to spin that as a win.
>>157563932sad little coomer predicting shit that won't happen kek
>>157564326cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>157564163>>157564189It'll be Buckley. He gets dark and white striped teams into grand finals.
>sack the coach after best season in yearsjust norf things
Apparently simmo and horse are going to be the first co-coaches
im not a norf fan in the slightest but i dont know how this is a bad thing for themclarko is a fuckwit and a hasbeen coach, the list could be doing better things under a different coach and now is the time to move him on rather than sink in the mire with clarko for another year
>>157564377The boys love Clarko. The way they got around him when they beat the Bulldogs was something else.The team had a real bond going, everyone was all in and now they've seen their beloved leader dragged off and shot behind the shed.Really destroys the bond desu.
>>157564371cute
>>157564377Norf have a very mediocre list, not sure anyone else would have done any better.
>>157564409correct take
>Our experienced premiership (read: has been) coach is no good>We need a new, experienced premiership (read: has been) coach to lead this club forwardLiteral mental minnows.
>>157564414THISWhat are they doing?
>>157564377go north btw
>>157563974Either they have someone else lined up or one of their star players said either he goes or i do. Having no coach going into trade period is suicide for a club. Its a suspiciously late call
norfs president
>>157564449Yep I'd completely trust this woman running my footy club what could go wrong
Why did Clarkson have success with Hawthorn but not norf?
>>157563974too late to sack him now, McVeigh's already been snapped up
how did north bottle it so badly lmaowhat a fucking joke of a club
>>157564478compromised drafts in their """golden""" era. all fraudulent accolades. he was in the right chair at the right time do not let anyone tell you otherwise.fraudthorn for a reason.
Has Cucko's legacy been tarnished?
>>157564478He was younger, hungrier, more passionate, surrounded by talented assistants, and actually had a good list. He was purely doing it for the pay cheque at Norf and after the racism scandal he lost his zest for life, let alone coaching.
>>157564432stick it up your arse micksperg you fucking worthless tranny nonce
>>157564478Not enough priority picks at North desu. Hawthorn's entire success era was based on who they got in with AFL freebies.
Stupid sovlless move from my norfies, I’m sure there’s better coaches out there who probably could have got us into the 10 this year with a more modern gameplan but none of them would’ve gotten every single of our young players to re-sign when they were all being offered 1-2 mil long term contracts like clarko did, should have gotten at least two years
>>157564449looks like she likes small hats iykwim haha
>>157564504>but none of them would’ve gotten every single of our young players to re-signBut once they were re-signed Clarkson was surplus to requirements. The players were locked in.
>>157564478
>>157564502
What has Kingy's response been to this latest development?
>>157564525Where’s the emergency pod
kozzie picket should win both goal and mark of the year he defs should win mark of the year
>>157564525>>157564527nonceldee and nonceldumb are on the case
>>157564469physiognomy has been debunked as pseudoscience by verified fact checkers you antisemite
>>157564478Bevo and fages
I don't even hate norf but it's so fun to laugh at them for some reason
>>157564518Fages has aura back then
>>157564550Don't forget Hardwick, Simpson, and Cameron.
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
Hope we finish bottom 4 and the sluts in charge get fired
>>157564559They're perennial failures. Hard to hate them because they're such losers but that's precisely why they're so funny.
>>157563974>Holy shit. Did not have that on the bingo card. Did you write both those sentences unironically?
>North Melbourne players were told by the club that they do not have a preferred candidate in mind and would be hitting the market.>They were told player feedback contributed to the decision to sack Clarkson. You can't leave, we sacked him because of YOUR feedback.What a bunch of guilt tripping dogs.
kek always knew this cunt was retarded. fuck him for ruining triple m
What's the trooned out glowie nonce so upset about today?
>>157564584Board members don't get fired. They either get ousted or leave when they're ready. CEOs aren't as secure but even then how many AFL club CEOs can you think of that weren't fired due to scandal?
>>157564586Got me a (You) from (You), didn't it?
north are not a serious football clubhow are their paying members putting up with such shit administration and oversight?
>>157564602Taxes are gay t. Daisy
>>157564623Apparently members have been calling up to cancel their memberships and being told they’ll have to wait two weeks due to ‘technical issues’
Can understand the decision.>In the last four years, North Melbourne's ladder positions were 16th in 2023, 15th in 2024, 16th in 2025 and now 14th in 2026.Clarko's had 4 years to rejuvenate the list and make them competitive they've pretty much gone nowhere and the list looks very mediocre.
>>157564631not a serious club kek
>>157564602>income tax is theftt. dale thomas
>>157564631fucking Norf
wow the goty finalists are rubbish, only impressive one was the shitscray player at the gabba
>guy at work who goes for the crows saying he's jealous of north getting to sack their coach and went on a 10 minute rant as to why Nicks sucks as a coach and needs to be sacked now, not after the bulldogs game
Merge Norf and the SunsFold Essendon simple as
>>157564659What about saints?
>>157564659>odd number teams againFor what purpose?
Sovl
IT'S OUT
>>157564688i look like this and say this iykwim haha
>>157564602Fought and lost
>>157564663>>157564669Tassie. Also this and we're good I suppose
Fraudelaide "easy fixture" Frauds
>>157564739fraudmantle frauders
fraudthorn frauds
>>157564739Crows will beat the dogs then smash the Swans at the scg, and then prelim in perth against freo its up for grabs. They almost got there the other week against Fred. Will Fred be able to do it without choking though?Don't be surprised if crows make the grand final this year. 100% a smokey chance to go all the way
>>157564631Scammers really. Would report them to whoever.
Adelaide's only 2 big scalps this year were Geelong and the Dogs Both teams they also lost to this year kek They also got flogged by Poort and Collingshit KEK
whether the odds be great or smallswans will go win and win overall
>>157564657North got in early to beat the Crows in the coach search.
>>157564769They beat Pies at the MCGThey beat Swans at the SCG
>>157564806spontaneous bravado for your team is a bottom 4 hex
>>157564769Crows play dogs who they flogged already.If they win they likely play the Swans at the scg where their last 2 wins they average almost a 10 goal margin. They well and truly have the Swans number. Get into the prelim and anything can happen
>Michael Voss>Brad Scott>Alastair Clarkson>Matthew Nicks ?>Adem Yze ???One of the more bloody year for coaches?
If my mail is correct Brad Scott is in the box seat for the north job
>>157564870>One of the more bloody year for coaches?Nothing tops 2015 with Phil Walsh m8
>>157564884may i see your mail?
>>157564907
Steven May the best team win
i was shittingyou were there two turds in the bowland they will never, ever flush us all down
>>157564941crisp dmc chad3 is the best one btw
>>157564951I might replay 5 again, it's been a while
I guess you could say Norf are no longer.........Under Clarko.
do you think an uber driver ever does a smelly fart then passenger gets in and theyre very embarrassed and get low star rating
>>157564941soul
>>157557830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1TZq6DfKKAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGL89IJYpO4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C04JZsoqs1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h79rf1Dcwug
They are ruining this country
>>157564284>Norf Norf
>>157565013me?
>>157565000third one looks aight
>>157565013Crisp dadza when he sees albo on TV>he will still vote Labor next election
>>157565040yeah he really hates modern architecture
>>157565050same, its a travesty that goes overlooked by everyone
>>157565047True NPC.
since 19th july 2009, Geelong has had the most home games in the competition with 217. Why is it not widespread knowledge that they are systematically cheating the system?
>>157565047tell him to vote for pauline
>>157565096>b-but we don't get chead ground final's
>>157565050>>157565056there are too many antisemites in this generalwe need another royal commission
What we need is more antisemites.
>>157565098He thinks shes a racist retard who won't be able to run the countryThough my dad does love israel so maybe he has more in common with One Nation than he realises
>>157565102no what we need is more netflix and pop music and porn and modern vidya
my uncle is a minister who preaches the benefits of judeo-christian relations to his congregation
>>157565096Guessing this is counting """""home""""" finals?
>judeo-christian
>The #2 team on the ladder has a few outs, we MUST beat them>Get smashedImagine sacking your coach over that.
clarko is a spastic fuckhead
>>157565129what a mean surprise
>>157565056yep niggas go on about the culture war as if it hasn't been raging for 100+ years already>>157565100based gutnick>>157565102trvke
>>157564856>Get into the prelim and anything can happenYeah, they could lose in brisbane kek
north are not a serious football team
>>157565174Just checkedThey'd play FredHmmmm Crows and Fred both suck cock in september, idk who id back
>>157565122FUCKINGTHISHIS
god i hope my tiggs sack yze tomorrow now
>>157565203i hope my iggs sack mini
>>157565226What a stupid nickname for a senior coach
phillip island should get a team desuthe penguins
>>157565236agreed, no way they respect someone called "mini"
>>157565243My idea btw
What's with the fleshlight thingy?
Left or right?
>>157565251left
>>157565251i think she's focussing with the left eye
>>157565251yeesh look at they eyebrows on that ump
>>157565251Left (the silver daddy with the strong arms and tribal tats) corr imagine those arms choking you from behind as he smashed your boy pussi
>>157565251right has had some work done on her face but still her
>>157565251
>he's right behind me isn't he
>>157565251Right is a bit goofy but nice features. Also not a fatty
>>157565306The lazy useless retard who has no right to be on an AFL list? Yes.
>>157564437>The Kangaroos have not spoken to former North premiership players John Longmire and Adam Simpson, both premiership coaches in their own right, and will launch their coaching process next week as they hunt a new leader "who can coach for the modern game". They have no one lined up
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/fking-enough-hugely-popular-salon-owner-erupts-at-the-government-says-shes-close-to-packing-it-in/news-story/44b04cdecddfbd3abc9ada5ac980eaaf
>>157565340the mask slips kek
kek
>>157565349LOL
I actually don't mind the idea of a world cup style round of 16 tournament for the cup instead of whatever bullshit they do now
wildcard is a waste of time money and effort and it's ridiculous that a team that finished 7th isn't playing finals over a team that finished 10th
>>157565344what a cunt
>>157565251Far right dyed blonde girl that is off screen. Mystery girl is surely better than those two.
>>157565387this but aflw
>>157565349He's right you know.Imagine the scenes if Iggs knocked Fremantle out of the finals in wildcards.WILDCARD ROUND:1st vs 16th (Fremantle vs Eagles)2nd vs 15th (Sydney vs Port Adelaide)3rd vs 14th (Brisbane vs North Melbourne)4th vs 13th (Hawthorn vs Gold Coast)5th vs 12th (Geelong vs GWS Giants)6th vs 11th (Adelaide vs St. Kilda)7th vs 10th (Melbourne vs Carlton)8th vs 9th (Bulldogs vs Collingwood)
over clarko
>>157565406west shit would be lucky to kick 5 goals in that hypothetical match
What is North Melbourne's plan?
>>157565434believe women chud
>>157565434I don't want to talk about it.
>>157565434Get the bestest senior coach available.All of Tasmania, Carlton and Essendon failed their processes so there's S tier coaches available right now.
its mental how blatant (((geelong))) are with draft tampering if butters goes there.
Reminder that coaches are "literally" useless
>>157565465Yes, Michael Voss was useless
Christian Petracca will be at Geelong next year
>>157565453life aint fair and neither is the afl
imagine leaving it this late to sack your coach so you miss out on picking up mcveigh, couldn't be my dosn
explain to me the point of a coach? why can't the captain just be the coach?
Longmire to North, I reckon
>>157565487holy based
>>157565251girl with her fingers up has that look in her eyes as though she would be rimming me and slip one of those fingers in my boypussy while she massages and licks my gooch
>>157565349HAOLING
>>157565453Geelong are the only club who have had to pay for a restricted free agent. It's only fair if all the other clubs subsidise them this time around.
>weather heats up>girls feet out more
its almost that time of year to be sitting at the beach all day watching 16 year old girls in thong bikinis
hird to north
>Eagles have had the worst 5 year stretch AFL/VFL since Fitzroy 1963-67>Eagles are 15 Wins 99 Losses>Fitzroy 1963-67 were 10 Wins and 80 losses including a 0-18 season in 1964
my ump finna be all over finals
>>157565523A man of culture
One piece swimming suits >>>>>>>>> bikinis.
>>157565538A man of culture
Dustin Martin is the best player of the modern era. Single-handedly won a team 3 flags. Never been done before and won’t be done again.
>>157565523hi pratesh
>>157557744Until what?
>>157565532give me handout give handout me give pick handout me pick handout give me pick handout give me you
>>157565552kiev
>>157565544Pullman 5>Speak to four peopleWhich player is not the 26, 30, 25 or 25 year old?
>>157565547A man of culture
>>157565553
>>157565547>Single-handedly won a team 3 flagsFrom memory he should've only won the 1 Norm Smith. All the others were due to media hype.
>"Perhaps didn't delegate as well as he could."Same reason that Brad Scott got sacked. Seems an assistant at North played a Dean Solomon role.
>>157565563You’re wrong. He carried Richmond through 3 finals campaigns (would have been 4 if he didn’t hurt his knee in 2018, he decimated Hawthorn the week before that Collingwood game) and was easily the MVP in each premiership. You remove Dusty from any of those games and Richmond don’t win shit.
>Big day of doing stuff planned>Clarkson sackedThere goes the day.
>>157565532>iggs 15% win rate is worse than fitzroy's 11% because....
>>157565571Was purely going off grand finals.Looked it up, at a glance it seems only 2017 was fraudulent. Bachar Houli was robbed.
six million just seems like a lot is all I'm saying
>>157565580>the worst 5 year stretch AFL/VFL since Fitzroy 1963-67The word 'since' means that Fitzroy's was worse. If the Eagles were worse than Fitzroy it probably would've gone back to St. Kilda 1900s or something.
>>157565584Robbed? Dusty had the better game. Just because you fantasise about watching your mum and sister get arse raped by lebos doesn’t mean the AFL should be awarding lebo players awards they don’t deserve
>>157565599Houli tore the game to shreds when Adelaide were still in it. Martin's contributions at best can be described as downhill skiing.
>>157565599you are profoundly stupid
>>157565604Sounds like you fantasise about Houli tearing your mums arse apart because your a cuck for mudslimes
>>157565563we will be saying this about washcroft soon
BORN TO LOSEPRESIDENT IS ROTTEN WIN GF 2000I am coach Man204,836,480 sacked coaches
i stand with Nepal
>>157565532still averaging 45k to home gamesiggsmen are all some combination of loyal, hopeful and masochistic
Merrett to Hawthorn?
Clarkson was sacked for inappropriate comments to AFLW playershttps://www.sen.com.au/news/2026/09/02/alastair-clarkson-essendon-aflw-slur-north-melbourne-sacking>North Melbourne issued an apology to Essendon after Alastair Clarkson made an inappropriate comment to a group of Bombers AFLW players.>The incident happened in the Sydney hotel that the Kangaroos men and Essendon women were sharing for their SCG double-header on August 23.>It must be noted that the exchange played no part in Clarkson’s sacking as North coach.>But sources said Clarkson was in a lift with the female players when he made a poor attempt at humour referencing the Swans’ hotel scandal being investigated by Victoria Police’s sex crimes squad.>The North Melbourne men and Essendon women were guests of the same hotel chain.>The four-time premiership coach threw his hands in the air in the lift and said words to the effect of: “Keep your hands up” in a clear reference to the sexual assault allegations stemming from the Swans incident a week earlier
>>157565650They're forced to come because if you don't you lose your season ticket.
>>157565655>The four-time premiership coach threw his hands in the air in the lift and said words to the effect of: “Keep your hands up” in a clear reference to the sexual assault allegations stemming from the Swans incident a week earlier>a clear reference to the sexual assault allegations
>beep boop
>>157565587based geelong cats accountant
>>157565655Regardless of what you think about the situation this is genuinely braindead by Clarkson
>>157565655the gift that keeps on giving
>>157565655holy mother of basado el clarko
>>1575656556th scalp from the Pullman sagaHOWLINGWho is next?
>>157565655aflw was a mistake
*bes extending caroline wilsons career by another six months as she never shuts the fuck about new current thing (especially because of muh feminism is involved)*
>>157565655Melbourne 'men' our response?#believewomen
>>157565655fucking kek
WarnerHeeneyBice Jordon BlakeyNealeClarkeClearyany more we can add to the chud hall of fame?
>>157565685A $50 million dollar loss a year mistake.
>>157565655>North perform worse next year, finish bottom 4 and start losing players >hey at least we sacked our coach for making a spastic joke!
how crazy are australian taxes. lachie neale is earning 900k at collingwood but will have to forfeit nearly 400k of that to albanese and the child traffickers.
I wonder if guys like George Wardlaw become gettable with no coach? I know he just re-signed but there was rumours about him looking out a few months ago.
I don't get it.Is the hands up a reference to guys who keep both their arms up on trains to not get accused of molesting people?He was roleplaying that he had a gun and told them to stick their hands up?He was giving them coaching advice on how to play the game?
>>157565698Our taxes should unironically be even higher on high earners. Boo hoo poor lachie probably shouldn't have cheated on your wife and owe her money the rest of your life
makes sense as north melbourne is basically a feminazi club these days
>>157565704FUCKING BASED!
>>157565655BASEDASED
you can pick one thing; the reemergence of rhodesia or getting women out of the work place. whats it going to be, king?
>>157565698Disgusting desu.
>>157565655This is hardly a sackable offence
Extremely poor judgement on Clarko's part, he should have known better not to have made any references to it. Especially to the AFLW team
>>157565692rankine, walker, reid for future chud infractionsreckon a chud 22 would win the flag desu
>>157565704based trough snouter. enjoy it while it lasts, comrade. cunts like you will be first up against the wall.
>>157565710The latter.
I don't enjoy vidya anymore...
another scalpwho do we go after next dosnbros? mitchell?
>>157565721Same. Looking forward to GTA VI though
>>157565721GTAVISGTAVIS COME TO SAVE US
What are you hobbies outside of the footy? I do calisthenics training and I read. Will play a game occasionally but don’t really have time anymore
>>157565728i drive
>>157565655>Keep your hands up!
>>157565725>>157565726Setting yourself up for disappointment.
>>157565737In what way? Rockstar don’t miss
>>157565725>>157565726I haven't even played 5. I doubt it will be a good game, it's total normie slop and won't have any edge to it due to the woke mob.
>>157565489>"ugh captain, why are we out numbered at every contest?"
finally a fraud coach gets the sackhardwick next
>>157565740>wokeyou can blow up anything you dislike
>>157565718No one is going up against any wall mate. This is Australia.
>>157565532dosn suffer more
>No one will explain the joke
>>157565745Okay but all the radio will be nerfed and missions too. Characters won't be portrayed in funny and sterotypical ways either.Going to be flat woke slop
>>157565544seems a bit rude to go as specific as their suburb
>>157565758Dont play it for the missions desu, just larp in the sandbox
>>157565756Only if the girl is cute and will have sex with me
>>157565758The design of Lucia already confirms it’s not going to be woke
any fucking gay retarded faggots in?
When was the last time one of you lads had sex with a woman?>prozzies don’t count
>>157565766I'm gay and retarded but i'm not fucking
>>157565748only post woosha to bee honest with you family
>>157565765Isn't she just a standard mystery meat mutt?
>>157565758Reality is now so absurd that how do you even parody real life now?Any "political commentary" will age poorly and be seen as trite and piss off way too many people. At this point better to just play it straight and serious. They will probably still do a bit of shitting on rednecks and extreme lefties I'm sure. But all that stuff has been done to death already.
>>157565655i dont get it
>>157565770why not
>>157565770Not this past weekend but the one before. Misso is on her rags and so didn't do it this weekend.
>prozzies dont countbut the std riddled town bike the local pub that you dont even have to buy her a drink to fuck her does?
>>157565773Yes. Legit cant even tell if shes black or Hispanic
>>157565765lol at you and your life if you think she's not going to be an insufferable girlpower cliche with Jason the hopeless lapdog in tow.
>>157565773enough about serena
>>157565704fuck off commie retard, all that does is de incentivize skilled work and kill a country and it's economy. Nobody will bother working if it means handing the entire paycheck to the government dumb cunt
"any danger" is my favourite Australian phrase
be a good goyim use your little video game we created to distract you from the realities of the world
>>157565792soul
Smiling Assassin is the Chaser this afternoon for the daytime TV coomers
>>157565792mines "yes i will comply and wear the mask and stay at home"
>>157565728i eat prostitute ass
Fucking annoys me how Phil and Claire’s kids from modern family look nothing like either of them.
>>157565655>The four-time premiership coach threw his hands in the air in the lift and said words to the effect of: “Keep your hands up” in a clear reference to the sexual assault allegations stemming from the Swans incident a week earlierI KNEEL
>>157565805>Sarah Hyland
>>157565770over a decade now
>>157565728>but don’t really have time anymoreIKTF neetbro
Sonja Hood needs to swingMake Duck the prez
>>157565809foot goddess
>>157565807i dont understand the referenceis he implying the strippers were the perpetrators of crime in the sydney swans pullman 5 incident?
>>157565781once a week if your lucky? what the fuck is even the point of that you may as well be single
anyone seen any good youtube videos recently?
>>157565815Cum to her feet so much
>>157565820Yep a few
>>157565770Me and one of my old friends got drunk a few weeks ago. She sucked my cock and jumped on my cock with her little coinslot pussy. Felt nothing.Felt like lucking a cardboard cutout. We got dressed and continued watching Netflix.
how do you take afl seriously when aflw exists
>>157565826Oh yeah she got mad at me for not enjoying it and gave those girly
>>157565805wait til you see mitchell and cameron's daughter
>>157563951*under clarkson
>>157565826/r/ThatHappened
EXPLAIN THE FUCKING CLARKO JOKE YOU SPASTICS
>>157565822>Roman feet
watching movies with women without the sole intention being fucking is gay coded as fuck
just about had my fill of women for a lifetime
>>157565826>>157565829Uh, what you packing, lad?Big vagina or small penis?
>>157565835Is that a reddit reference?
>REDDIT MENITONED>MUST SEETHE
>>157565843I’m packing average. But what can you feel after a day of drinking?
up there cazaly
>>157565846I can’t take credit, it’s the oldest joke on the internet.
>>157565846It's a reference to the /r/equest board for stories you newfag.
Kek so many salty incels. She’s just an old housemate. Goes great in beergardens.
how does the indian faggot (aka mick with a vpn) have the balls to enter this thread after requesting child porn yesterdayalmost as much of a nonce as thaisperg, and just as brown and unlikeable
I've face-fucked about 30 chicks in my years
>>157565836>rumour going around about the Sydney incident was that one of the players hit a stripper on the arse 4 times when the agreed upon amount was 3 times>that’s the whole incident >Clarkos joke was about that
Kek just woke upCucko got sacked?
>Welcome to Arden St JAMES HIRD - NEW SENIOR COACH
Dunno how you blokes are such massive losers that the concept of fucking a chick is such a foreign unbelievable conceptIt's just normal shit
>>157565655all quiet on the frontal lobe
>>157565878means having to deal with a woman though
Are you blokes keeping regular?
>>157565872how was in reference to that? how are they related?
>>157565883I'm all clogged up
>>157565881wonder if the carpet matches the drapes
>>157565816>look my hands are in the air i'm superduper totally not sexually assaulting anyone in here lolzthat's how i read it anyway. it could be read like he's pretending to be a cop and the girls are the strippers but i doubt it's that deep.
>>157565881Absolutely disgusting that lezzers are allowed to groom teens so openly and without repercussion
>>157565885What's your problem?
>>157565881Me in the middle
everything will be "nice"everything will be feminisedyou will go along with it or lose everythingand you will be happy
>>157565889not about to plant cameras in the springfield changing rooms to find out what jade harvey's pubic hair sitch is
Listen cunt just shut your fucking gobNot in the mood for any of your usual bullshit tonight
>>157565890that seems like a very long bow to it being a sydney reference did the ask clarko about it or did the women afl players assume?
>>157565893how is putting your hands up a reference to 4 slaps?
>>157565888Are you getting enough fibre?
>>157565883Yes but it's disgraceful how easily I get blocked if I go a day or two of eating slop. Getting old sucks.
>nose sniffles>OMG IS THAT A SYDNEY SWANS HOTEL INCIDENT REFERENCE? HOW DARE YOU DO THAT NEAR ME
>>157565882It’s ok when they’re pissheads and you get to slip one in
im not feeling so good sack brevobros........
Don't make me kick the shit out of youse guys.
>>157565900i don't know mate what are your thoughts on the matter
>>157565914that would help with the constipated fellas here ahahaha
maybe "hands up" is a reference to a moment in game where one of the girls made an error at standing the mark in their match? how is that not a possibility?
so many boomers losing their minds over a -3% housing market correction
>>157565916fake news to besmirch clarkos name to justify his sacking
I wonder what Cy Walsh did to be put back inside.
Clarkson was just recognising that Black Lives Matter and it's on the AFLW to do the work and be betterThey couldn't do the simple response Don't Shoot to Clarko's call it Hands UpThis is very sad and disappointing in 2026
>>157565919How dare you suggest they aren't entitled to a $1.5 million valuation for the place they bought for $80k 30 years ago?
>>157565924Fucking kekImagine letting a woman run a footy clubSorry north customers, you don't deserve this
>>157565924Same energy
>>157565932guess where laura kane started getting skyrocketed up the career ladder
Women are biologically coded against any form of loyalty and intra-group preferencingThey are literally anti-men
clucko might be gone but brady rawlings is still there
Clarkson is a figure of a bygone agewe must be better
>>157565937Is the list manager at their pile of shit?
>>157565930>t. Parents rented
Anyone that knows Sonja Hood or interacts with her IRL always says what a vile cunt of a woman she is
>>157565940yepalso held that role at the iggs and left a trail of destruction there too
Does this mean Horse and Simmo are out? Wouldn't really call either modern coaches based on how stale their teams were playing at the end of their tenure but maybe time out of coaching has refreshed them.
I'm going to volunteer at nursing homes and torture boomersThey need to pay for the crimes they have committed against this nationIt's too late, but any justice we can deliver to them is something
>>157565924>we had to whack clarko baws
Sonja "vile cunt of a thing" Hood is actually finna fr appoint a foid head coach
>>157565920highly antisemitic post>>157565924she has bird hands aura
>Club on the up>Sack the coach because he makes boomer dad jokesThey deserve to lose and suffer
>>157565945Would never have guessed that by her head
>>157565944Nope. My parents bought but one got completely fucked over in the divorce and only one is still a home-owner. Regardless I'd like the majority of citizens to be able to afford to buy a house without mummy and daddy.
>>157565924What's under the hood?
>>157565544>believe all wom-ACK!
>>157565945wow we really needed "inside info" in the know to figure that one out
I wouldn't say I hate foidsI just see them for what they are
>>157565907*trips over face first into her soles*
>>157565963All that fractional reserve money printing had to go somewhere but sure - blame the boomer. Good goy.
I love women, I hate what they’ve become
>>157565955AOC is based you freshie caz blowdigger
>>157565977>blame the boomerWhen they're losing their mind over market corrections? Yes, I will.
>>157565983No one is losing their mind. We're just putting your rent up kek
>>157565988You won't do shit.
>>157565978dont recognise this disturbed lyric out of touch with their newer stuff
My ideal form of killing someone is as follows>Tie up their hands and legs>Hire a single hydraulic crane truck>Hang them upside down from the crane over a body of water>Lower them so that, at full stretch, their chin is just below waterI would take immense joy in watching them struggle to keep their head above water and keep breathing for as long as possibleBut eventually their energy will run outThey will stay alive, hoping I will lift them up again. But I won'tThey will eventually go limp and drown
notice how the Apple iphone ruined modern women and devasted the world this is reflective of the Apple of the garden of Eden ruining Eve and devastating paradise It's like poetry, It rhymes
>>157565802youre such a fucking cockhead matewhy post thiswhy be a cockhead
>>157565996Problems started way before the iPhone.
>blowdigger
>>157565989Too late
>>157566000Tell it to the pillow, gramps.
>>157565995seak help
Do you guys like the new Stan ‘Enter the Chat’ ad?
>>157565995I would like to lie someone down at the end of a ten-pin bowling lane, head-first, and send heavy balls down until I eventually turn their skull into mush
>>157565800fuck i only just saw thisnow i have to spill my semen another way
>>157566003I see kneepads in your immediate future
>>157566006Haha but bet you'd be using the bumpers you bloody melt!! Haha
>>157565998nah women were still in their place back then even if they were rotten from head to toe
AngryLonelyFellas
>>157566004TYPOT Y P OYPOIN THE GROUP CHAT
>>157566014I don't even get what this is supposed to be referencing. Must be some close to death thing.
>>157565907Nigga has weird balls
What acid would totally dissolve a living human body dropped into itWhat, if anything, would be left
>>157565924
>>157565922wasn't aware he was releasedwhen was that?
>>157566033He was out on supervision a couple of years ago but they locked him up again
>>157566032girl on the right looks like daintyrascal
>>157566041>>157566041>>157566041
the dysgenic effects of WW1 started the downfall
>>157565995crisp me hog tieing people in RDR2 and carrying them into the shoreline
>>157566040No one knows who that is you terminal zoomer
Why do pajeets smell so bad
>>157565592If eagles won two or less games they would have had the worst ever 5 year stretch, they currently have the second worst ever, norf have the 3rd worst from 2020-2025
