Love my Chandy :)
Trout is never winning MVP again. They should rename it the Aaron Judge Most Valuable Player award
>>157562077How many home runs does he have?
previous (sorry)>>157559960
>>1575620900 and still more valuable than any Yankee cuck
tommy e old team later today
>>157562099Jazz has more bags than that bum who only bunts. Never forget which one matters in OCTOBER.
jays start in 2 minutes... yanks were banished to the west coast lol!
JAZZ BLAST 5-0
>>157562116LUCKY YANKS
>>157562123stinky yanks*!
BELLI BOMB 6-0
doyers
the drama is delicious
>>157562134i agree, but very lucky for being in the west
it's rape 5 innings freddy day
Gayngels bullpen philosophy: give up more runs than outs
>>157562148Why are they stuck in early 2000s choreography?
>>157562143Stealing bases is only illegal when you’re black and have SWAG
mets with a leadoff homer on the rays
LETS GO RAYS
>16-1Oh no! I'm still so obsessed spamming some result from eight years ago. Yea the one where the Red Sox raped and gaped my ass in the ALDS! Game 3. Oh the horror! oh the tragedy! It's like 9/11 but worse! I'm gonna cry over some old news crap boo hoo hoo hoo!!!
Swing and a drive!
>>157562169kek red sux really resorted to talking about an alds from when they had Mookie Betts
>Freddy letting the Mets riphe's a true bro. he owes us this win :^)
>>157562179DA NEXT JEETA
It's crazy how much of a boost Samad Taylor is in this lineup
Those damn communist Mets re-distributing their losses to other teams
I thought Sneeds threw like 100-101 wtf
>>157562181>>157562191>>157562201Who is this gay ass wannabe trying to impersonate me? I'm the real jankeeschizo. Be something original.
>>157562202Formerly
>When Shohei Ohtani received his free-agent offers and told Arte Moreno that he’d come back to the Angels for the same 10-year, $700 million contract that he was being offered by the Los Angeles Dodgers, Toronto Blue Jays and San Francsico Giants – including $680 million in deferrals – Moreno passed without even bothering to counter>Even with the historic amount of deferred money, Moreno told his front office “It’s still $700 million."People are using this as a diss against Arte, but that's a completely fair response to that offer
Mariners are leading again...
we should have listened to Rocker...
I wonder how many anons post in these threads regularly.
>>157562235Cucker kek
Angels hit Jazz twice.
LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
>>157562235we should've listened!
>>157562235John Rocker did nothing wrong
>>157562248it's just me and you, buddy
>>157562248I only post at the beginning of the season then come back for end of regular season/post season.
>>157562235he knew...all along...
>>157562069you forgot one
why is Rocker still seething about NY? get a fucking life, already.
>Mickey "Barry Bonds" Gasper
Nice
and the Mariners are Marinering again.
>>157562290He's too good
>>157562287Washed up never was trying to eke out a few MIGA shekels before trump croaks
ALEK THOMAS TIES IT 5-5 RAYS
>>157562269Y-YANKEES SCHIZO, IS THAT YOU?
this mickey bitch is cracked
>>157562235Dont people get murdered in NYC all the time?
>>157562235>NYC is the closest thing to hell on earthImagine saying this when India exists
Tbf I was in Manhattan a few years back on the subway otw to watch the Yankees play the Mets in the Bronx. The subway ride from West Harlem to 161 Yankee Stadium was really like going to Beirut.. John Rocker was right the whole time
METSBROS, WE ARE APPROACHING A MAJOR HAPPENING
>>157562324that's rich coming from ireland. your island has one city and it's known for cartel trafficking, youth gangs, and drug addicts
does this look like the face of mercy
>>157562339Cope and seethe jewboy
Virgin Cubs girl here
Aaron who?Shohei who?Mickey Mant-... I mean Mickey Gasper is going to hit 763 home runs in the next 10 years.
Peralta seems to play like shit the first inning before being decent the rest of the innings he’s in
>>157562350Vpnfag calling anyone a jew
>>157562324Rocker was explicitly talking about the 7 that goes to the Mets' stadium, not Yankee Stadium, but kek anyway
it's up!>he's back
>>157562324>>157562376Riding the 4 train is a fucking limo compared to 7
>bombston
I'm a Dodgers fan but I'm thinking about giving the Cubs a chance
>>157562376> To try to go out and do, I am doing my job, I get paid to do it, that is how I go out and make my living, that's how I pay my bills. To go out to the office, so to speak, and have people throw D-cell batteries at you, if something like that hit you in the head, you are going to feel it. The odds of you pitching after you get hit in the head with a D-cell battery aren't very good, and they are throwing at you just as hard as they can, in most cases they are too drunk and to besides themselves to actually do damage with them, but you know there are the possibilities. They are spitting at you, sexually explicit remarks about your mothers, sister, wives; that kind of stuff doesn't need to be said. It's a baseball game; treat it like what it is, you (pointing to Miller) come here and work at ESPN every day, you sit in your office and do that kind of thing. When was the last time somebody came in and threw something at you and said this and that about your mother. If it doesn't happen to you why should it happen to me. It doesn't happen anywhere else in the entire county except New York. I don't think it should happen, I don't think it is right.KWAB
>>157562329
>red sux>pitchingnice to see the Mets aren't worthless too
>>157562458The red sox have been cheating since 1957?
Ouch!
>>157562350you can't afford a basement because china owns like 75% of your real estate
Very nice
Any anons here see the end game catch last night at O's vs Rockies?
>>157562235Murder is down 85% in NYC since Rocker said this lol
>>157562489>more jewboy cope
morninggards season starts now
>>157562519tits
>>157562496yeah, it was awesome. I wish I'd seen it live, but the weather delay never seemed to end so I went to sleep.
Williams is dealing
>>157562496the Os commentators were going nuts
>>157562519I look like that but with larger breasts and a Cubs hat and jersey
>>157562094>no...NO!!!
>>157562339its not known for thatireland is great
>>157562143Who is going to acquire him in the offseason?
>>157562516I accept your concession, Wong
>>157562458Lazaro Montes now has a 2.000 OPS for the month of September. Mogged
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Man, beginning of the season Randy and end of the season Randy are both very good. Wonder what happens in that awkward middle period that makes him fall apart
>>157562568I would date you
>>157562568DM?
alright we might get tuned up today Metsnons. Rays are getting like 3 MOB every inning
>>157562568Post booba
randy coming for that paycheck
>>157562615Whiter then you jewboy
>>157562602coward.
ITFCB
kek springer
>>157562680he needs glasses
>>157562663no matter how "white" you may be, you have the heart of a ginner
paez is dealing
can we just get rid of umpiresthey're so retardedAI is better for sporting integrity
>>157562691get back in the sewer lol
Good defence
man this game is a real slurpfest, i dobut my jays can get a single run off williams
red sox are getting gaped again
>>157562665it's the fucking cucking brewers?
>>157562739sox are tanking for the 3rd wildcard so somebody else has to play in NY
>>157562736spaghetti is dealing
>>157562754kek nobody cares KEK!!!
>>157562626looks like big sean
>>157562754the red sox players all did it in a little league ballpark which just makes Barry even more impressive
>>157562754>Carlos Penathat's my GOAT
SAMURAI
The DH rules doesn't go far enough. All fielders, batters, and runners should be separate players.
>>157562396BIG DICK WILLIE
>>157562793There should be a separate genny for frog posters
what the fuck was that bailey
where are all the Rags fans? like literally why are the stands so empty I didn't think the game was that early
hahahaha, nice throw dude
>>157562807sorry sir
>>157562811>rags>fans
>>157562811People in Dallas don't really care about baseball, Cowboys dominate the sports scene there
>>157562822also baileys a girls name
>>157562811Texass jej
>>157562793teams should be 9 players and that's it.>but my pitcher can't throw 160 games a yearfind one that can
BENGE YOU MUST HIT .290, THAT IS OUR WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR
Simpson is too based
omg yay
PLZ JUST CHANGE PITCHERS
im eating a celebration 'za
>>157562902angels ain't it
>>157562901this is what you get for insulting NYC, the home of the Mets. droopy little shamrock
Based
dane is so happy right now and that makes me happy
>>157562902zah it up
>Mets making Freddy Peralta look goodwhy couldn't they do that shit when he was on the roster
Easy triple. I’m enjoying this game
>Manaea getting absolutely gapedhow is he following up on Robert Stock with this turd
Bailey isnt just good looks!
>>157562902can't imagine the type of pizza you get in Denmark
KNEES WEAK
Yes I see, it's gonna be one of these kinds of games
oh take off bud
>Peralta about to throw a quality startLiterally what is the kike’s excuse gonna me after he fired the last pitching coach because he couldn’t turn Frankie Montas into Nolan Ryan?
>>157562958>pizza in DenmarkPineapple and cum. They probably have some Halal options too.
lowe needs to let go, that hair is atrocious
>mests trade a top pitching prospect for Peralta>he's shit>trade him away for peanuts>he's good againkek!
>>157562973>>157562989Freddy's still been pretty bad bro. here's his full game log (excluding today) with Tampa he had a couple of QS with us as well. don't let it fool you. it just stings because he's doing it against us>top pitching prospectit appears we may have sold high considering Sproat has ultimately been converted into Smith, Hill, Pitre & MyersPitre has been mashing at every level. he could end up as the starting 2B for us next year, which would be extremely welcome
>>157562958>>157562977why are jews so gay? u weirdos cant stop with the gay posting
>>157562942All the pitching development happens in the east.
>>157562958the turks here have learned to make italian style pizza fairly well
>CleavingerWhy do they keep doing this?
>>157563030how does a norfman end up becoming a rays fan
>gaylord perryheh heh heh
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
oof
Yup - the Mariners are back!
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>>157563045I asked for a team to support here and two people said the Rays
>>157562973not to mention he went to the braves and they have a top-3 pitching staff. I see shills on mets reddit shilling for this kike to this day and if anything more are doing it now than they were a few months ago.
Whatever happened to rinspie?
>>157563014Voit’s two years younger and does everything Pitre can but better. I like to think Pitre and Rojas will be traded in the off-season for pitching, but the fucking moron who brought back Senga after last year is still running the team.
>>157563078boys2men
>>157563082well it's pretty amazing how deeply you've taken that to heart lolwelcome to baseball, enjoy your stay brother. you picked a good team. that said, you may enjoy a west coast team more because their start times are usually pretty late in the evenings, which means it can lead to a comfy early morning for you. but if you're already a Rays diehard, then god blesswho's your favorite player so far? I used to love Matt Moore back in the day. he was a top pitching prospect and had a couple of promising seasons with Tampa
>>157563078No one cares xD
Does anyone know what steroid stack Mickey Gasper is on?
>>157563100>who's your favorite player so far?Chandler Simpson. It’s very entertaining seeing someone move so fast Also fuck Cleavinger. I hate this fat retard
>>157563030What, you don't like watching /ourguy/ Clev turn 0-2 counts into walks for four straight seasons? You don't like huge leads suddenly turning uncomfortable because he refuses to get outs?
>>157563111he spent the mid-season break in penrith
>take out your effective SP after 74 pitches>reliever you immediately bring in walks the bases loadedAnother 20-year extension for Cash!
Two Aussies?! And zero gay pornography? Something isn’t adding up here.
joey mantiply
>>157563111I wonder what the average mlb gear stack is
>>157563096it's certainly possible that we trade at least 1 of them. Lindor will eventually shift to 2B and Rojas is likely to be 3B with Voit at SS. but I'm really hoping we find a way to keep Pitre. I really like what I've seen from him. his BB/K has been phenomenal at every levelit's a good problem to have. and given Pitre's maturity and advanced development, you can probably even call him up for a cup of coffee while Voit & Rojas adjust to the next level at AAA to see if Pitre looks like he can stick.
Shiroko angel bro, how's it feel to have Stan MF Kroneke to be your new owner? 2hu can't wait to reform our alliance once more.
m's are winning!
>>157563119Simpson's looking greatkek Wells with the bases loaded walkit's time for a SOTONIAN outcome :^)
Challenging this pitch and not the obvious missed strike 3 kek
>>157563138we need gaypornaussie more than ever
>>157563182>sits in a high chairi laughed for hours
>>157563192kek!
a trulySOTONIANpopout
>>157563195No.
>scoring from third on a wild pitch is an unearned run
>>157563211Give him a chance!
>>157563111>>157563123yasmina status?
>>157563211hes misunderstood!
>>157563197top kek but hes missing his mariners hat here
>>157562796I've missed that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
CMON BREWCHADS BEAT THE CUBSISSIES
Dylan Ross looks like he's Australian
GENAO GENAOTHIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
What are peoples opinions on the Brewers?I don't like their fan base but I like their stadium and team.
It's O time
kek Pat Murphy has a trashy white girl tattoo on his forearm
>>157563282hell yeah, brother!
>blue jays(-_-)>>157563282Nice catch last night!
>>157562313You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do ya Saxy boy?
>>157563273everyone wants to see them win one
The fuck is going on in Brewers vs Cubs?
>>157563293every tattoo is trashy white gurl
joe mantiply more like joe man-two-ply
>>157563321I'm a Brewers fan and I think we're cheating
>>157563273they seem to have a great FO. why don't you like their fan base? midwesterners are good people
>>157563321 I'm a Brewers fan and I think we're cheating
Trout reacts to Kroenkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVtojbTmkQI
Attaeye Seiya
Breggy Bear Bop
tough one for the toronto gays
Man I wish MLB never got rid of the exhibition games in London.
TYRONE!!!
this Mets pitcher Yan is zesty as fuck. fits right in
thoroughly cucked by the ghost of andrew millers team again
>TROUBLE BREWING IN MILWUAKEE
I have spent the last 16 years watching my beloved Angels fall into the darkest era in team history and can now celebrate the end of that chapter. For many Angels fans the boycott of Arte Moreno has now ended and they can finally go back to the Big A.Things we hope to achieve with Kroenke1. Win a playoff game and return to the glory days of Angels baseball2. Get a new stadium in the same location and build into OC Vibe3. Fuck the Brooklyn Doyers of Elysian Park fans
NICO BOPPIE!!!
The Cubs would be up by at least 10 if we weren't cheating
>>157563417I am a dodgers fan but I hope the Angels get their share of glory too.I like the Angels purely because of Mike Trout and the Sovl the team has.I hope they manage to put shit together.
LETS GO BLUE JAYS
>>157563269You’re welcome for that one ;)
>>157563443Feel like pure shit just want the Montreal Expos back
>>157563328Read this in a Bengali accent
>>157563444what am I thanking the mets for
KWAB dance now bitch
ggs cleveland
what's happening in the m's-sox game? why the delay?
Why do all the Brewers fans think they're cheating?
>>157563454oh yeah?>>157563456or a whiney cuck jewish accent
MARTINEZGODalso taylor mcgregor looking lovely today
>>157563470They Genao this is what dreams are made of joke
>>157563496get doxxed idiot
i was nervous it would be a small hat
Guys...I relapsed into sissy hypno again
>>157562069>its realWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI DONT HAVE TO WEAR A BAG OVER MY HEAD ANYMORE MIKE TROUT IS GOING TO BE A CHAMPION SOONLETS FUCKING GOOOOOLIGHT THAT BAD BOY UP BABY
>>157563484"rain" delay but really they're calling the MIT guy
Nico!!!
>>157563484cole young brutally murdered the home plate ump
>>157563417>>157563513we're back
>>157563486Yeah, Canada needs more than 1 baseball team.Might as well move the athletics up there if the vegas thing doesn't work out.
>>157563513now stan can get humiliated by both the hawks and mariners every year
>>157563534The canadian dollar isn't strong enough to keep two teams, hell they might lose the one they have in the future with how Canada is destroying itself.
>>157563504Arsehole!
Rockgels Walmart alliance
LMAO CUBS ARE CHEATING AGAIN
gg Mets
Areshole!
imagine when Walmart Rockies dominate NL West and Kroenke Angels dominate AL WestTotal Walmart domination
>>157563486https://voca.ro/1YcOCcrj0k8o
>>157563534Vancouver will probably get a team soon.>>157563549Cope and seethe jewboy haha
Metsbros, I'm thinking we may not make the postseason
>>157563566I think the Cubs are clean and I'm a Brewers fan
>>157563569gg skatin ray
>>157563581you can do better
>>157563580The next super bowl is gonna be Rams vs Broncos too
>>157563566 I think the Cubs are clean and I'm a Brewers fan
God damn I love it when a pitcher gets pumped after a 3rd strike heater.
Cubs took that lead fair & square ain’t no bout a doubt it
>>157563581Too short, you have to extend the first letter of each word plus start high, go low. Better luck next time, my friend.
gg jays
>>157563602When you see it...
gg
>>157563592https://voca.ro/16FagUa3psXZ
GG Guardians
"easy schedule" btw
it is september
>>157563620Thats way better hahahaha holy shitLETS GO O'S
>WARwhat is it good for?
>POODRES
It's over...
>>157563651wait the padres are actually owned by a black woman named kwanza??? holy shit how is this not the only joke being made in these threads?
ohtani isn't needed as a pitcher this seasonhe needs to focus on just hitting
>>157563677Cuz I fucked her
>>157563677Because contrary to their own fans opinion, nobody gives a fuck about this mediocre ball club.
Chadres seriously needs to update their analytics and scouting department, there's no way we should be struggling against the Resd. Sorry Wincy, it do be like that fr fr
>>157563677which u got a problem with black women?
>>157563677I tried for a bit after the announcement but Padres fans just looked at the thread like picrel
>>157563709Don't underestimate Reds men
>>157563709There's too many stats out there
>nooooooo you’re supposed to have a wily old Jew for an owner
>>157563722
>>157563743the eye test is the only stat that matters
>>157563748I look like that and I'm named that
>>157563743He has half a point. Feels like coaches make up stats to justify treating average players like stars.>Yeah sure he makes an error a game but if you actually look at the stats, when he plays 3rd base in the 5th inning against a left handed batter wearing an alternate Jersey, he's actually the GOAT.
>>157563760this
>>157563760eye test tells me the angels ain't it
Harken Kroenke
m's bros..
>>157563760>>157563764>europoors filtered by stats
is hughes straight outta high school? jeez
>>157563776He's kind of a bitch, RESPECTFULLY
deLORDer lowkenuinely goat-adjacent when he isnt injured
sneks
>>157563795Look I'm not saying stats don't matter, it's a stat heavy sport.But you can spin the stats to justify your pre conceived opinions about players.
Aiiiiieeeeeee we lost. Okay now I need sneks to lose.
UH CUBS?
Why don't more guys try to play like Ichiro when up at bat? That dude was moving the second the bat made contact with the ball, if it was a foul he'd just walk back. That's why his OPS was so good, I've seen so many guys not make first because they waited until the ball was past the pitcher to start running
>>157563810irl bro
seiya looked extremely amateur there
Can someone explain how that was a baulk? I don't get the rule.
>>157563825it feels obvious to players when they get a hit, and when they don't there's no need to risk injury trying to run as fast as possible just because there's a tiny chance they might reach first base.
Total ump death. Idk why they can't figure out what a foul ball actually is
cubes suck
kekkies
>>157563853now we wait for the ump pepes
>>157563853Wasn't there a game recently where it cleared the pylon for an important home run and they just straight up called it foul even after review?
trading way players before selling the team did what for moreno? Made it more appealing with lower overhead? Was it Moz, expecting a sale, applying for the job under the next owner?
I want to win but not like this, not by cheating the cubs.
Brewers gaping the cubes
>>157563844its any movement that can be seen as deceiving the base runner after the pitcher has cumsete.g. lifting foot and putting it back down again (if this is not part of the pitchers standard motion without runners on bases)
>>157563868https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LGRA2apZAM8
>>157563868Yeah they robbed Alonso of a homer, another reason why they need foul pole cameras like the NFL has end zone pylon cameras
This game is making me sick
>Freddy 6.0 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 7 K, 0 BBYeah, I'm thinking he's back.
>>157563869Mozeliak might've been Kroenke's man and's've'd working on Stan's orders
don't eat yellow snow
Reds won that game btw
>>157563882I mean it was blatantly a homer and they even challenged it and kept the wrong call>>157563880That's very vague, if the pitcher doesn't gain an advantage from it, I say play on. The tiniest of the movement is the pitcher just getting set usually.
>>157563901watch out where the huskies go
>>157563907the rule is mainly for entertainment purposesnothing quite like upsetting an entire fanbase because their pitcher twitched
Attanico
>You now realise the Twins logo is not symmetrical
We could lose this game 30-0 and it still wouldn't kill my mood
>>157563901drink more water so you dont yellow the snow
I never thought my Brewers would stoop this low...
No twitchiest ah ah ah, did those hands come set? Better not flinch!
>>157563909why the hell would someone from Uruguay respond with that but not a Canadian
>>157563923fuck you FUCK YOU!
>>157563922It’s sick and twisted, we don’t deserve to win the central imo
>>157563924because I know the Frank Zappa song?
Yankees lead
Buschie bop!
kek brewers
God damn, imagine just being born and already doomed to be a cubs fan
Kek sewers kek gaysconsin sewers kek!
>>157563923What is this bear called I tried googling it once but I couldn’t find it
BROS IS COLSON BACK?
jizzed
>>157563924Why would I know about some gay song by some jew mutt?
>Pirates jfc, why didn't this retard manager put in Weaver to start the 8th
GrayRod still shit
what is happening in shittsburgh
Why is the leafjeet having a melty about da joos all thread?
>bumps into another player"AHHHHHH I CAN'T PLAY I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN"
>>157563933I can speak for my entire family and we'll be giving the Cubs a chance from now on
OH N-
>>157563971Classic pitchers dual
>>157563963Don't disrespect my nigga Frank Zappa. He was even born in the most based city in the US.
>>157563971Some good ass baseball
>pitchers dual
>>157563982Duel
>>157563950joan
Frank Zappa sucks
Uhh, Colebros?
>>157563980Murray mania!!
>>157564005so does Primus
Jazz swag predicted
Frank Zappa is music for the thinking man
>>157563997I’m retarfef, sue me
>>157563950Bury Pink Gril
Murray has a hot cubbiegirl sister
>>157564016>Stank Crappalol no thanks
>>157564017somebody sue this guy
>>157563917That isn't their current logo. They cleaned it up like 3 years ago.
>>157564017meant *use me
>>157564011they're a lot of fun to watch live tho
just listen to strapping young lad
Tmac spotted
>>157564049you want to get strapped by a young man?
>>157564052Tracy McGrady?
>>157564052
For me it’s Tom Waits, the greatest American songwriter.
What the fuck is happening in Pittsburgh?
>>157564061its a band you dumb jew rat
>>157564071what is he waiting for?
>>157564078to get back in the oven
>>157564071he good but Dylan the goat
>>157564066me bottom right
>>157564078Godot
>>157564034
I really wish I was single and super sexy and got to have sex with a whole bunch of girls so I could speak with authority about all these different types of girls physically and emotionally
>>157564066john mayer with cerebal palsy in the background
>>157564088Nah not for me anyway
>>157564071What is he waiting for?
>>157564046I'm sure they are. I was kidding, you know?
>>157564111Checked and repeating a joke pilled
>>157564099find yourself a nice homely chubster and settle down
kristen :)
>>157564099I always think this, and then I remember that I was terrified of approaching girls at bars.
Guys I’m doing stop stroking September and need all the encouragement I can get
>>157564159I believe in you, anon! You definitely aren't having a stroke in september.
its happening again...
>>157564116you have to be in a very specific kind of mood to listen to them imo, and even then, it's not the sort of thing I can listen to often. A friend I saw them with was not a fan but was completely blown away by them just because of the kind of energy they performed with.
uhhh Marinerbros... our response? no way they're blowing it again.
>>157564159you got this
>>157564159Good luck anon!
Imagine needing community support to stop strokin’ it
>>157564159I'm looking forward to my first stroke of the month a little while from now
>>157564078>>157564111A half Puerto Rican Chinese
>>157564159god speed anon
You cannot stop it.
what the hell happened in the Pitts?
if i could go back in time i would've probably stroked morethere was a couple of times i would've made better decisions if i had just stroked
cusb getting shellacked
Why does my yankee make ya seethe
>9-1 lead>somehow letting it get to a save situationelite stat padding
>>157564172I get what you mean. I used to listen to their older albums quite often when I first got into their music, but now I only ever listen to a handful of their songs I really like and only ever so often. Seeing them live must be quite the experience, I'm sure.
>raped by the twins two days in a rowmy tigers :(
What about Stop Stro’in September?
ITFDB
>>157564206My brewers are cheating tho, it’s truly a shameful display.
>>157564207Why does your hero Cacallerror make errors at shortstop.
Gunnar has one good game and sucks for another two weeks
I can do it. Thanks guys
It’s not a coincidence the brewers all wear hats that say BM
>>157564205dude, it makes no sense>stroke every other day, have a clear head, no urges in public, better mood>resist, become horny all the time, end up with women who are no good, then end up alone after anyways
>>157564215Steve done killed the baby!
>>157564217Why dies this look like a talking heads music video
just hopped in the car and tuned into AM570 THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERS
When was the last time you threw a baseball?
>>157564222He just made of fool out of you
>>157564238Why haven’t they unlocked their friend?
>>157564206 My brewers are cheating tho, it’s truly a shameful display.
>>157564205>>157564233just like literally everything it's healthy and not harmful with moderation, just don't be a porn addicted coomer.
>>157564226I need to be stroked.
>>157564217Why does this look like a dire straits music video
>>157564238I'd fuck that indian looking girl
>>157564238Cubs girls are actually girls!? I was lied to
>>157564243I threw a baseball sized rock today
there’s literally nothing wrong with stroking it, stop falling for foid propaganda
>>157564238cute italian girl in the blue top
>>157564226Ya gotta stroke me!!
>>157564240it actually reminds me of the video for Californication
the fuck is a foid?
>>157564222Imagine being a venezolANO with no country or oilNice trips though
>>157564243Last week actually and I have a whole day of the ball next weekend for a charity event for friends of the family. :)>>157564250How do you not become a porn addicted coomer? asking for a friend
>>157564260keep it solo female porn only. lesbian if you must. but try and only jerk on weekends. going all out nofap is just going to make you so horny you will start having sex with HIV crack whores just to get your nut out
Based rockies trying to heem the ump
>>157564271femoid
PCA is like 2 for 25 against the Brewers this season.
>>157564279Thanks dr pepe
>>157564260I stopped feeling any qualms about doing it before I even turned 20. I was blown away seeing no fap shit here having any kind of traction as some kind of philosophy.
a lot of players probably stroke before the game
>>157564276Okay coomer
>>157564271its a woman that anons cant have sex with so they cope and call names
>>157564279>keep it solo female porn only. lesbian if you must.That causes troon AGP
let the cardinals into the 'offs
>>157564279>>157564260>>157564251>>157564233I only jerk it to walk off home runs.By the Rockies only.
what fuck is going on in Pittsburgh
>>157564279Thank you, Dr. Peepo
>>157564279This, and you'll get a hard-on from seeing your sister and you'll get the urge to sniff her used panties form the laundry basket.
>>157564279Are trans girls ok, doctor?
>>157564297>AGP piss off
>>157564279I only coom on saturday mornings but then I'll do it like 4 times in a row, is that normal
>>157564304Baseball game I reckon, people living their lives, children are being born, and old man says goodbye to his family for the last time. Life is happening in Pittsburgh my friend.
>>157564304Meme game
>pirates need 13 runs to win a paul skeets start
>>157564288mvp runner up
>>157564330Why did this give me half an erection?
in
a few
Fun fact. 55 years ago on this day, the Pirates had the first MLB lineup that did not feature a White guy.
Hit yelich in the kneecap. I say that as a brewbri
>>157564343Based YES broadcast enjoyer
>>157564343take me back
>>157563677Because we love black women around here.
>>157564343and they won a world series during that period
stroke 'em!
Remember when the Tigers?
>>157564362i remember when they lost the 2006 world series to my cardinals
I don't remember when the Tigers. but I do know who the Tigers.
mookie is a bum
>>157564372Yep, Verlander got exposed that series.
>monkey bats
>>157564379He was a 23 year old rookie.
>>157564300based
>>157564388He shut down the Murder's Row + Cano Yankees.
>joe davis bringing up mario kart and mortal kombat for no reason
remember when the yankees was cheating with torpedo bats
berds take the lead
BERD BLAST
doyerdoo'em kek
speaking of getting exposed...
don't start with this shit, Lauer
>>157564400>he's turning into a quirk chungus like Stephen Nelson
BACK2BACK
Dodgers are throwing so they conserve energy for the playoffs.
Gib dem scubas duba chance
LauerOutage
>dodgers have nothing to play for since ohtani was eliminated from the mvp racesad
>will smith is back
>>157564444fresh prince of bel air reboot confirmed?
Where is nu? I have a link to share.
put rushing back in
>>157564444checked
I need nu like I need a dick in the ass
>>157564450
>>157564456noice
>>157564444chek'd and kek'd
baking
nu>>157564473>>157564473>>157564473
>>157564471I knead it..
Kek more dirty play from the Stinkees
