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/hoc/vious: >>157556986
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first for frens
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bud + 1 = trb
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>>157563601
his secrets will be revealed and gary will pay
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i tried to make an op twice (2x) but the file was a .webp
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>>157563601
The man can simply cannot help himself
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>>157563618
you will be ashamed of your words and deeds
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Nobody is perfect but Gary is as close to perfection as you're gonna get
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>>157563641
I didn't know trb had a wikipedia page
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/playoffsbound/
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>>157563673
there are now 2 lukes on the Debras
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>while on air, a minnesota radio host asks bill guerin to pledge that he will resign if he doesn't extend hughes
jej
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>>157563734
The worst brother will be mad if Quinn signs with the Devils. "Sorry Luke, but your minutes will get reduced by 1/3 and you will get zero PP time, good luck and have fun seeing your brother raking in the dollars while you're not gonna get much more than you're earning now!"
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>>157563778
true, although I'm sure they'll pair quinn and luke together every now and then just for the memes
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>shawn is a fag
SOVL
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Finally some decent duck news
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>>157563814
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>>157563812
Opening game first shift with Jack, sure. After that? I don't think they'll play together much.
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>>157563673
My Debbie’s (:
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>>157563835
Shitter
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>>157563835
looks like Getzlaf gotz the last laf
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>>157563778
he already got a bag. he can make room for his brother.
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breaking news: pettersson spotted on a scooter in van
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>>157563898
Yeah doesn’t he live there
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>>157563908
That's an old photo. He actually spends his off seasons in LA because his wife is an "influencer".
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>>157563889
He would still make $11 million less than Quinn with less of a chance to get a another fat contract after because of less ice time.
>>157563898
I hope everyone on those scooters fall and break their necks, including Pettersfag.
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Hello /hoc/
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>>157563835
How other numbers have the ducks retired
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>>157563948
hi fantilli
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>>157563943
this is why people need to heem swedes. fucking paperboy
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>>157563943
Sure but sometimes you just have to deal with other players being worth more. He's not going to be poor unless he blows his cash on faberge skeet shooting.
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>>157563607
based fren
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>>157563970
You can call me Adam, fren
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>>157563948
How do Blue Jackets fans cope with the fact that they have a #1C that will max out as a 75 point player?
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>>157563970
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>>157563935
Oh great
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>>157563994
are you going to heem bedard the next time you play against him?
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copey, bud, mitch, samir, and trb are all my bro's
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>>157563935
What does she influence
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>>157564042
this dick
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>>157564025
I'll do this to him, just for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20wJ7bBCgyo
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>>157564042
Candy sales at Rogers Arena.
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>>157563972
I hope you fall off the scooter next time bitch.
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I was made for lovin' you, baby
You were made for lovin' me
And I can't get enough of you, baby
Can you get enough of me?
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I only had one electric scooter crash and it happened when I was so poor that they didn't charge me for spending a night in the hospital and getting CTE, america is already great
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>>157564042
she's not talented enough to be a dog influencer
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the four nations, it's the four nations!!!
i always get excited when we all line up in a row
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>>157564138
That's awesome!
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>>157564138
/hoc/ is so back
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Ahahahahaha. Stars join the Rangers as the lone based teams in their leagues.

>LGBTQ Dallas Stars fan ‘feels betrayed’ after NHL team cancels its Pride Night

https://www.outsports.com/2026/9/1/24142547/dallas-stars-pride-night-nhl-gay-lgbtq-hockey-texas-rangers-heated-rivalry/
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>>157564138
Gary has no answer for this
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>>157564138
The gay community?
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>>157564156
They can join the sharks fandom
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bro's did you watch the new it's always sunny it's literally about them trying to travel to a jamiroquai show
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>>157564258
for me it's the episode where they expose macs dildo bike
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>>157564258
had no idea that show was still on
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i got
twelve sided die
I got kitty pryde
and nightcrawler too
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>>157564299
It will never die
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>>157564080
i have a tele that looks just like this :))
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>>157564156
i don't think the knights have a pride knight this year
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>>157564290
KEK charlie says the n word in that one and frank calls mac a faggot
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>>157564317
WAITING THERE FOR ME YES I DO

I DO
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>>157564433
when they last had a pride night did they spell it with a k?
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>>157564445
probably bro who knows i'm not looking it up
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>>157564445
Im gkay
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grim
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>>157564509
kwab remember when they signed marchessault and stamkos
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>>157564509
relocate the team to atlanta
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Huomenta but the opposite
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finna take a naperino
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wtf
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send a nukerino to nashville overnight shipping
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>>157564569
kwab kane btfo
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>>157564569
dafuq? she is insinuating that kane's a diddler
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>>157563641
aside from the domestic violence none of those are really a big deal
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Kanebros....
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>>157564642
hope he sees this bro
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>>157564652
He saw your sister first
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>>157564658
poor bastard
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>>157564665
I'm more worried about his poor sister
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I dont see why its so controversial to say I don't care if players a gambling addict or fights security guards or falsifies documents as long as he lights the lamp. You could argue corporations have one duty and one duty only and that's to provide returns. As long as he's keeping the team going come spring and he's selling jerseys I think teams have a duty to sign criminals actually
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>>157564674
where do you draw the line?
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>>157564681
When off ice activity leads to a drop in performance
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>>157564674
Okay then take him back
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>>157564419
But can you play it?
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>>157564712
yea can play those chords on problem i am not very good at lead though :(
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just remembered that it took flamesfags 2 months to figure out the new captcha
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"La Ruck" is French for The Ruck
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>>157564731
im a Flamiac and I know how to change my tires without calling for a tow truck and I don't need to use guides for vidya
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>>157564674
Tradcath women's hockey player
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>catching strays
cope i didn't do either of those things tranny btw nyla has aids
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>>157564736
but do you need to cheat rare candies?
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>>157564736
You aren't a real flamiac then. Dumb fucking faggot
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>>157564674
But he sucks
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>>157564720
You know what to practice at then.
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>>157564801
Then dont sign him. But dont act like youre not signing him out of some moral grandstanding. If I'm buying a ticket I want to know you've done everything you can to win. That's why I don't go to games
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broken vancouver fan i can't blame him i guess
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I'm a retard Flamiac but I'm not retarded
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>>157564814
>That's why I don't go to games
Thats kinda smart because you just know your team will never win a cup
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>>157564674
nobody is forcing anybody to gamble. im glad there is a real life idiot tax now. reading about retards paying the tax is one of my favorite forms of entertainment.
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is there currently any team more overrated than the devils? Jack Jewghes hasn't come close to living up to his hype and keeps separating his shoulder, luke is a faggy third wheel defenseman, their goalie situation sucks, they overpaid a dude who played more than 80 games since 2018, they traded for a dude who's a secondary assist merchant who hasn't broken 20 goals, and they have terrible coaching with a jeet general manager.
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>>157564841
Team's dont try in Canada. People go or the team will move. Gary doesn't have 7 cities in the US ready to accept a team. If you stop going they can't all move at once. Make them try
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>>157564859
Just be smart and don't gamble on canadian teams
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>>157564862
oilers
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>>157564859
If a star goes bankrupt he cant retire early. Fans deserve this
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>>157564862
he really is the american jordan eberle
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>>157564674
how do you feel about domestic violence anon? do you think domestic violence is okay to condone?
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>>157564864
>Team's dont try in Canada
First honest thing a Canadian has said
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im a lil bit country and I'm lil bit rock n roll
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>>157564865
>mfw I gambled all my money away on a Canadian Stanley Cup victory for each of the past 10 seasons
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they should make it so that if pro athletes want to gamble on their own games they can only bet on the over.
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>>157564841
Sure thing bozo. See you in another 4 decades when you get your next gold medal :)
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I bet everything I own on a Flames cup this season
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>>157564876
That would effect the players mentals. He knows it's something he shouldnt do. If performance drops you cut him
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Hi /hoc/
I'm the new guy
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>>157564904
why do you have elf ears
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guarantee you this will have the most man games lost this season and the Devils miss again
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>>157564898
>Russians won the Canada cup
I thought that was your cup?
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>>157564904
*grabs shaving cream*
*grabs toilet plunger*
cmere new guy
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>>157564880
You want another? I think having to reset the proverbial counter with the Olympics is enough to erase any sort of 40 years since blah blah blah. They finally did it. It's been over 30. Win a Cup. Stop dicking around
>>157564898
This is cope
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>>157564930
>You want another?
Yes I'll take another Stanley Cup. Try to stop me.
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>>157564930
forgot your vpn trb
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>>157564930
You're a fucking retard. Stupid Americans wear it as a badge of honour that a team in their country's GPS location wins despite it not being what they cheer for, and are dumb enough to think that's a "win" against Canada, when it's not tournament of nations. You're either an American living in Canada or you have double digit IQ.
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>>157564952
what's wrong with dubs?
>rollin for IQ
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>>157564952
Damn someone is crying
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reminder the blues traded for the worst defensive center in hockey, drafted a project at center and had a prospect get his career finished because of a drill sergeant.
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>>157564969
Damn you're a moron who can't refute what I said
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>>157564975
thanks for bolduc and texier <3
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>>157564952
And we're supposed to wear it as a badge of honor that a player in a city you have zero connection to wins a cup because hes Canadian? Guess everybody gets someone to cheer for so we all win. I don't want that. I want to win everything or whats the point
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>>157564978
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>>157563601
One time apparently Kane was late to a team meeting and showed up in a tracksuit and flipflops which pissed off his Jets teammates so Big Byfuglien threw his clothes in the showers during practice kek
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>>157565007
>You gotta wear a suit to work or you won't win the cup
Is that real?
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>>157564989
>Guess everybody gets someone to cheer for so we all win
No, I don't want that either. Ironically you are describing the way that retards like >>157565003 see it as, again, he will see a team that he never cheered for who wins as being a win for him and his country just because it's in the same country as he. So I bring up the real, actual nation vs nation tournaments if he wants to make it about that.
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reminder that bud 1
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>>157565029
You are kinda crying now
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>>157565029
They won the last one. Give it a reprieve buddy its now or never
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>>157564975
>and had a prospect get his career finished
More his life. He's a vegetable now.
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According to a story by Robert Anglen of The Arizona Republic, a lawyer representing St. Louis Blues prospect Matthew Mayich is accusing Arizona State University of failing to properly investigate the events that led to Mayich collapsing during an intense offseason workout in the Tempe heat.

Lawyer Robert Carey stated that Mayich, who fell into a coma at Sun Angel Stadium on the morning of Aug. 20, notes that Mayich has “zero chance of recovery.” He also rebuts the school’s report that the workout wasn’t as hard as some made it seem to be. In an interview, Carey noted that the school’s investigation undermined the severity of the workouts.

“My investigation shows the storyline is completely false,” Carey said to The Arizona Republic. “This case has shattered (Mayich’s) life. He deserves, and his family deserves, a proper investigation.”


How Good Will Matthew Schaefer Be in 2030?
Per a report from The Athletic, the workout Mayich and other members of the Sun Devils men’s hockey program did was a “military-style workout,” run by Tim Zeisel, a non-ASU employee and former military service member, in temperatures just under 90 degrees Fahrenheit. Carey stated that he interviewed several players, who noted that Zeisel yelled at the players as if he were a drill instructor, limting water intake to those who worked harder than others. The athletes were also informed not to complain, as well, leading to a very hostile 50-minute exercise.

Sun Devils head coach Greg Powers requested Zeisel to run the workout. Zeisel’s attorney, Buddy Rake, stated that the workout only resembled a military exercise, focusing on team-building rather than proverbial torture.

“This was not a Green Beret or SEAL workout. Far from it,” Rake said in an interview on Aug. 27. “The head coach, assistant coaches and medical were always present.”
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And they still won a cup 7 years ago? Wow
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>>157565049
Sure, but they will have to win the next one in less than 20 years (their shortest gap between gold medals) before it means they can talk any shit at all
It would be like if the Jays won the world series and then all the fans starting acting like they own the league
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>>157565081
>It would be like if the Jays won the world series and then all the fans starting acting like they own the league
whats the difference they talked shit being up 3-2
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>>157565073
To be honest, he had to have some pre-existing medical condition. 32 Celsius is hot but a healthy person should fall into coma by exercising in it.
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Did you the know the avs are kept in the owners foid wife’s name so he can keep owing the rams?
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>>157565081
>if you lose you win
cmtsu
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Good night /hoc/. I love you
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>>157565101
>foid wife
retard
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>>157565138
We don’t sign our posts here
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>>157565093
denying water was probably an aggravating factor. but the idea that it isn't totally the school's fault is preposterous. he wouldn't have been there at all if he hadn't already done serious work all his life.
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>>157565083
The second they did it people stopped talking about the Leafs not making it past the first round. You dont reset the counter with these things
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>>157564509
Who was the guy they waived
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>>157565103
>if a team that I don't cheer for wins the cup then that means I won and my country is better than your country at hockey
cmtsu
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>>157563641
>controversies
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>157565158
canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament since 1993
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>>157565166
jej
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>>157565177
The team that last won it had more Canadians than Americans on it, including the MVP winner being Canadian and captain of the team, so what's your point? Also you're retarded because team Canada doesn't compete in the playoffs.
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>>157565183
>team canada
kwab they got btfo in the olympics :)
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>>157565101
>tfw you will never be the house husband of a billionaire heiress who lets you buy sports teams
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>>157565101
Didnt he just buy the Anaheim angels todat
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>>157565190
Hey that's fine, I would be happy too if it was 46 years since last my team won the Olympic gold.
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>>157565101
>james "bud1" walton
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>>157565199
ya dude at the bar said 4 billy i didn't look into it tho
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Calgary was cheering for the Oilers in the Cup Finals...
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>>157565199
Yeah. He should have bought the pirates
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>>157564952
>>157564989
Gary has broken Canadians entirely

you'll both still watch
you always do
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>>157565208
Jen
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>>157565224
fuck off quisling
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>>157565218
Why? Are the pirates going to get relocated soon?
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>>157565283
No but they have a shit owner that needs to fuck off.
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bud did not 1
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gary just called bedard hot on the front page of his website
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>>157565283
no but their owner makes retards seethe
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what team does the trailer pack boys support
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>>157565290
it's interesting how an innocent press of the space bar can transform a retrospective on sporting performance into a smutty compilation video.
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>>157565177
uhh
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>>157565312
?
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>>157565342
oh you didnt understand that was a .webm of canada winning the highest level men's professional hockey tournament since 1993?
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>>157565346
no. you posted a webm of the 2025 nhl all star game
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>>157565348
AI usage is a pretty good indicator of low IQ
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>>157565354
the nhl didnt hold an all star game in 2025, mr cope
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>>157565359
we don't sign our posts here
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>>157565362
>nou
well it seems we are done here, you can not compete
good night sir
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>>157565365
>you can not compete
much like your country in hockey
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>you can not compete
just like trb on that chilly easter evening
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>>157565371
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>>157565374
Good post
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>>157565376
1993 2014
>>157565374
kwarb
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>>157565376
Russia has a better Gold:Silver ratio than Canada
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>>157565379
>2 medals
you fucking suck, man
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>>157565389
meanwhile your country lost to a team that sucks eh?
rmyt
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>soft babyback bitch boy
>go to practice with a hangover
>oh shidd it's hell week conditioning
>coach hires some military fag to lead a workout
>weather outside is perfect, 51% RH, sweating is very effective and there's really no risk of overheating
>hungover bitch is dehydrated and stupid
>dies
>family hires ambulance chaser to sue the college

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

gen "alpha" HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>157565145
He should've worked harder.
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>>157565392
another embarrassing trb post
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he's gen z
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>>157565400
it's hilarious that your mom should actually be named TRB in real life because she's a bitch and I raped her XD XD XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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he's taking his loss to bud extra hard, much like he took it on 04/17/2022
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>>157565400
You make alot of those
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>HAHAHA A 20 YEAR OLD DIED BECAUSE A THIRD PARTY TRAINER DIDN'T ALLOW HIM TO DRINK WATER WHILE WORKING OUT IN THE SUN
first sean higgins praise, now this
he's more than just a rb, he's a psychopath
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Im ok with Gavin Mckenna being a cherokee I just dont want to hear the land acknowledgement when Im trying to watch the game. Same goes for the anthem
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>>157565413
to think we have to share a genny with this scub smdh
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>>157565413
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>>157565417
*scum
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>>157565416
Who cares?
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>noooooo as a 20 year old I don't have the agency to tell some faggot boomer to fuck off I'm getting a drink of water while exercising
>nooo this is so unfair if only I lived in a developed nation where I am protected by laws and university athletic department regulations
>but nope coach jocko goggins said no water and I have to LARP along and not drink water

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA man if I knew it was this easy to get simps from /hoc/ to cry actual tears on their greasy cheeto dust covered keyboards I would have posted weak bitch fanfic a long time ago
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>>157565419
somebody tell fat ass to turn on his monitor
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we don't disrespect kevin owens here
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He’s not even dead yet
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youre not a professional athlete if youre obese
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>>157565457
Cope
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any jewish hoc posters?
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there was a fuckin troon at taco bell today, totally ruined taco tuesday for everyone. he kept going up to employees and customers and trying to start conversations (with strangers, at a taco bell, as if thats normal) until some lady told him she liked his dress…because it goes really well with his five oclock shadow.
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>>157565466
gary has been known to lurk
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>>157565466
No
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>>157565457
*laughs in bill*
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thats what you get for going to taco bell retard
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>>157565493
not an athlete
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2023 ruled
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i'd like to pegnate celebini.
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>>157565607
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>>157565627
that's 100% a gay magazine
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pokemon anime idea: gary x ash's mom
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anime? more like really gay
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i was proposing a heterosexual relationship but alright bud
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>>157565677
You couldnt lift a Stanley Cup you fucking cunt
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>>157565648
nah, it's a bodybuilding magazine
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>>157565677
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3:11 and I didn’t take out the garbage yet
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>If you can’t argue something logically because your lies and hypocrisy have backed you into a corner, you resort to insults.
hi american /hoc/ posters how are you doing
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>if you lose you win
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>if you bud you 1
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>>157565825
haha you felt insulted by that truism and now you have self-reported
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the darkest hours of the night
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still haven't returned to batman bro's maybe tomorrow
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>>157563995
ducks are paying 18 million a season for that
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>>157564517
stammers been good
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Too many red teams
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>>157566249
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>>157566249
kane replied on twitter already with friendly texts of him and patty
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>no Slavin
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>>157566311
Checked
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GM's were back at work yesterday, as evidenced by the rags signing a player and the preds/devils trade. I expect more moves today.
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>>157566360
Quinn to my Devils
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KWAB
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>>157565607
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Just got word that Gary clicked on a phishing email again
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>victory plus is ded
kek
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>>157565416
>Cherokee
I would since that's a sunbelt tribe but he's not
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>>157566595
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Gary clicked on my phishing email and now I have the script. I don't have much time but the winner of the Stanley Cup this yea...
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lmao can you imagine being canadian?
lol
but like really can you just imagine?
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Yes it must be difficult to imagine not being an angry chud loser who pretends to be japanese
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reminder to save yourself some time and not argue with the stringy blue haired ghouls from the 'cord
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Hippie at the bakery wouldn't stop rambling about how crayfish have ancient cultures was i was trying to buy bagels
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>>157566894
remember when he pretended to be indian
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doggy wanted to lay in my lap :)
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>>157566982
finally forgave you for stepping on his tail
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>>157567107
i am NOT trb >:(
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that kids dog is gay kwab
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https://youtu.be/uaMplUdlX0I
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>Be ASU coach
>Want to whip your players into shape
>Pay your buddy who serves in the national guard part time to convince the players he's a BUDS seal team drill instructor and put them through hell
>Kids show up malnourished and hungover
>Dies
Big time whoopsiedoozle
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>>157567168
based doggy gaydar anon
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>>157567192
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/lawyer-slams-asu-investigation-hockey-143334256.html
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applied for a new job bros, get me out of this becubicled hellscape
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>>157567192
Larkin would never...
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>>157567192
Happened not too long ago with the Tufts lacrosse team, right?
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I still like Larkin and dont want him to leave :(
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>>157567206
Did you apply to be a Zamboni driver? I wish I had a cubicle in my office
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>>157567235
nah, bull fluffer for blacked
let's go flyers!!
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>>157567230
I wanted him gone 5 years ago.
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I feel like I win the cup every day when I get to hang out with my /hoc/ frens
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>>157567192
>Ziesel's attorney, Buddy Rake of Phoenix, denied the workout was extreme and said it resembled a military exercise only in candence and team-building.
>"This was not a Green Beret or SEAL workout. Far from it," Rake said in an Aug 27 interview. "The head coach, assistant coaches and medical were always present."
>Ziesel was on day one of a planned three-day routine. He ran ASU hockey players through 45-50 minutes of sprints, push-ups and flutter kicks. He also had them lift and carry teammates, Rake said. Later exercises included running with medicine balls, but Ziesel was gone before players finished, he said.
>Ziesel's description was the first public account from anyone leading activities on the field the day Mayich collapsed. For five years, he has led routines for athletes at Arizona Christian University. Social posts from the men's basketball team in 2022 thanked Ziesel for lessons on being "men of character, meekness, and integrity."
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>>157567238
What's that?
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>>157567235
nothing that cool, and I wouldnt wish a cubicle on anybody. I'd take a field job or lab job situation any day
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>>157567250
I didnt, I just wanted someone else on the team to be #1 so larkin wouldnt have to risk annual head injuries to carry the teams offense
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>>157567261
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fluffer
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>>157567250
>even americans dont want americans on their team
cmtsu
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>>157567275
Why would you want to do that?
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>>157567274
>carry
No, he could never do that. Not talented or tough enough, can't lead, and is pretty stupid.
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>>157567292
it's my dream job as a lifelong flyers fan
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https://youtu.be/GcsRWTCA7Us
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>>157567300
so many adjectives to describe that he is an american talent
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>>157567302
Why isn't your dream job to work for the Flyers?
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>>157567281
sorry can you repeat that? I cant hear you over the sound of our 2026 olympic hockey gold medals clinking together
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>>157567281
Larkin is canacuck, lafftard family.
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>>157567258
Vax strikes again
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>be canacuck
>practice hockey
>die
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>>157567300
>cant lead
I agree and I always thought it was cope to make him captain just because he played with Z once and was a local kid. he was clutch though, it seemed like most of his goals were to tie or win games, but I'm also retarded
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>>157567311
>deflects to amateur hockey
loving every laff
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>>157567313
my retarded brother in christ, he grew up in Waterford, MI and a huge reason of him being a red wing is due to hometown boy ties
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>>157567322
I mean, when you think about it, isn't that really the way most Canadians would prefer to die??
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>>157567325
He has exactly 1 more even strength goal than you in 2026. Clutch? No. He's a loser. Always.
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>>157567313
>being born in america isnt enough to be american
someone call ice
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>>157567334
canada only sent amateurs? shit, I gotta let joe sakic know he just overpayed someone
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>>157567339
you dont know how many even strength goals I had in 2026
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>>157567350
Do you get pucks deep?
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I saw the puck once
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>>157567375
only when it goes deep in my own net
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>>157567340
Good idea, deport that shitter.
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>Canadians are proud of their rights and freedoms, the military and hockey, says in-house research by the Department of Canadian Heritage. The findings contradicted attempts by federal managers to emphasize Indigenous reconciliation and “equity and diversity.”
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https://www.chl.hockey/en/teams

Is /hoc/ ready for the Champions Cup tournament tomorrow?
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>>157567416
This wrongthink incident has been recorded.
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this pat McAfee album SLAPS
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>>157567523
I played soccer with him in the scorching summer of 2001
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>>157567533
did you know he was going to be a music prodigy then?
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god is good
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>>157567543
Yeah you could tell
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KaneBros they're saying that we werent being chill in the locker rooms
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>>157567258
I hope that fucker gets arrested
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>>157567640
Who? arrested for what?
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>>157567652
Being abusive and killing a player
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Business idea: Training to learn about being men of character, meekness, and integrity but we all go to one of those male retreat camps and appreciate masculinity
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>>157567661
Who?
who abused and then killed a player? I didn't read that article
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>>157567687
gary
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>>157567687
there was a really unfortunate event that happened on a sweltering summer night, im 'fraid
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>>157567707
well, then the answer to your question is "Never"
>Thanks for playing
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>>157567687
Why don't you read the article then
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i hate rapey so fucking much bro's even more than i hate swedes
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>>157567713
something very similar to those events happened at Lackland AFB when I was at basic training
some kid fell out during a timed run test and died of a heart attack., that whole training wing took a down day just so everybody could "grieve"
it was one of the hottest summers on record in Texas at the time
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>>157567707
Gary can't afford to kill off more talent if he wants his 40 team league
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>>157567715
Raped bitch
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>>157567724
why don't you go fuck yourself, I'm the one who posted it
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>>157567662
Based! Don’t forget the nude sauna sessions
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>>157567731
multiple HS football players have died this summer, either somethings up with their physicals or retarded meathead coaches and retarded parents are insisting kids still play in brutal temps
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>>157567754
It's always the 2nd one
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>>157567754
can't believe of the thousands upon thousands of football players that a couple of them collapsed
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rapey collapsed after losing in single combat to a breakfast burrito
based lil rito
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gonna get jersey mike's but i don't know which sandwich
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>>157567731
>>157567754
I was running about a half a mile ahead of that dude when he fell out
I didn't know what was going on behind me but I could hear yelling and stuff, but it was basic so I was used to people screaming about stuff
love that "command voice"
I kept gong and it was later on when I found out what as the commotion was
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>>157567802
ultimate italian w/ cheese
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>>157567806
>I found out what all the commotion was
[]
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>>157567816
kill yourself trb
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>>157567754
I blame the retarded coaches. It’s sad to here about young men dying like that
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>>157567822
>>157567790
>>157567738
>>157567728
excellent posts
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>>157566391
My rat is so based
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gen alpha is soft, simple as
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>>157567192
It’s almost like he should have chosen someone more qualified to train them
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>>157567831
it is sad, but sometimes people have heart defects that go undiagnosed for years
sometimes it's the instructors fault, but in this case they were plenty of people on site to attest about the conditions of the training, several of them have already
a medical team was on site and responded immediately
and in this case it's best not to speculate; wait until they legal teams release a notice, cause no one wants to face a malpractice lawsuit
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>>157567862
>t. expert opinion maker
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>>157567192
Intern bros... Gary wouldn't whip us like that would he...
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Football players die every year why's this kid so special
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>>157567896
Once again proof that our internship is great :)
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>>157567192
>be American
>exercise
>die
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there's no way a guy named Gary could be evil
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>>157567896
Gary is fine with that current physical training program and diet routine for the interns and the gym is still free of charge
>the sauna still has a golem fee which serves as a monthly sub, and I've never heard anyone complain about it; golems gotta eat
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>>157567849
The oldest Gen Alpha are 13
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>>157567927
You must consider the antisemitic undertones of any Gary slander. Only the most vile people can dislike our Gare Bear.
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>>157567935
that's great news
we should crush them now while they'll still young and unprepared
>I'll go get my bludgeon, it's perfect of crushing things
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>>157567926
The dead guy is canacuck.
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>>157567935
>keeping tabs on gen alpha
get off the internet
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>>157567926
Jen
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>>157567896
Gary only whips us when we deserve it. We thank him afterwards for correcting us
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>>157568012
You shouldn’t have fucked up that pivot table
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sad to see what happened to that ASU player, O-dog had the same thing happen
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>>157568016
I haven't messed up one since :)
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>>157567903
He’s a good hockey boy
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>being some dumb office monkey's dumb office monkey for work
Gonna finish that Shakespearean operetta one day, lads
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>>157568025
already fell for this seven times, shan't be an eighth so save your breath
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Give me a synopsis on the Evander Kane situation. Has he revealed anything groundbreaking?.
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>>157568050
>Evander Kane
he's felonious and at-large
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jersey mike's forgot my chips :'(
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>>157568050
thought he could place a phone call using a brick of monies, tells you all you need to know
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>>157568058
That’s awful :(
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>>157568050
Marleau had Kane visit his kids school for "Bring a Minority Day" for diversity and everyone on the team made fun of him for his gambling addiction
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no sympy for goobers who need everything(or anything) delivered to them,
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>>157568067
i did pickup, the bag was sealed and i was too trustworthy :(
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>>157568067
pic VERY related
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>>157568072
now I have egg on my face, I'd send you some chips if I could
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my dabres :)
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>>157568084
thanks :)
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bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
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>>157568084
It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. I'm proud of you anon
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>>157568118
You achieved total queer off.
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*sees the game in a different way*
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>>157568124
>admit his mistakes
something trb couldn’t do when he insisted that playoff goals count towards a regular season record
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I feel like we've gotten a little off-topic
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>>157568153
How cool would it be if San Diego got an expansion team?
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>>157568153
When the local schizo starts schizoing, there sadly isn't much that can be done.
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>>157568166
Bizzarro Kraken?
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I hope Boise gets an expansion team



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