ballvious: >>157564473
The Reds are not as good as The Cubs
>>157568676Metsbros, we're closing in!How is Tolle so low? He's pitching pretty well in a hitter's division.
Os
Rookie rhymes with dookie in Boston
>>157568704nobody says it that way anywhere in America
>>157568698Is Pete doing it his way?
the names juan brito
so what is it the flag? Nobody talk to the bong he doesn't know ball. Fuck you guys
>>157568719>>157568686you should visit Tampa. the Rays have a $40 all you can eat/drink deal at the Trop. well worth the money
>>157568716Juan Burrito
>>157568725she looks like she needs a blue jays boyfriend
>>157568713He was about a week ago. Guy was hitting at an insane rate. He's cooled off a bit, but still solid. He's having a good enough season to be talked about in the MVP race.
Rookie rhymes with cookie in flyover bath houses
>>157568746fuck I miss him. I also would never hope he doesn't play well. I want to see him make his case for the HOFbut I do hope we can get a 1B that makes people less rabid about losing him. Polanco was such a disaster this year. Vientos is awful. Young has been pretty decent but realistically he's a platoon bat. Mets fans won't be satisfied unless we've got a power thread at 1B or an overall elite bat
Someone fuck this guy
The best stadium in baseball now has transit.https://www.theeastsiderla.com/neighborhoods/echo_park/sunset-boulevard-road-diet-will-make-more-room-for-buses-and-bikes-and-less-for/article_f9684971-1d80-4d0d-b497-2f0801403bb6.html
>The Poodres best player this season is a journeyman who is on his second stint with the team
>>157568728thank you anon that sounds like a fun day out
>>157568768you appear to not know this, but Tatis Jr. was born and raised a Padre...
>>157568768Casey Mize is terrible.
>>157568776I'll celebrate when him and Machada are gone from the Padres. I can't believe the team's franchise players are also clubhouse cancers.
>>157568800Tatis for Mark Vientos, you in? he's cost controlled, super chill, unbothered, confident, moisturized, and everybody loves him
>>157568676today we will defeat the doggie doos
I'm a man! A Reds man!
>>157568756I knew the bat would be at an elite level, but what I am most impressed with is his clubhouse presence. Alonso is a gamer who gives his all no matter the score or record. The veteran presence is something to behold. I firmly believe that if he were on the Os from 2023-25, we would have gotten to the world series instead of just getting swept repeatedly. Stearns should be fired for letting him walk.
>>157568719please bugger me fanny
>>157568676It still doesn't feel real bros. Arte is fucking gone.
>>157568830this made me kek that it was the first thing you thought to post to a bongbtw anyway a fanny is a vagina and buggery is gay sex so it doesn't make sense but that made it funnier
>>157568725fat and alien-faced.still would
>>157568821it's hard to defend Stearns on this because I want to see Pete do his best, but the logic is that in a 5-year deal, years 1-2 could be good or even great, but the tail end would be a real burden. based on Pete's profile (pudgy, not "conventionally" athletic, historically mediocre-to-poor defender), the Mets FO projected that he would drop off a cliff before he gave back the Mets the value of the contractand I guess the other part of the equation was that the Mets haven't been able to win it all with Pete on the team. I think that part is less important because Pete's numbers are really good - and elite in the clutch (his career OPS with RISP is over .900 I believe). so it was really about whether the Mets thought he would be part of a winner-take-all formula before his contract expired. clearly they decided he wouldn't beI do have to ask, though, and this is with full respect: if he's so damn awesome for you guys (and I fully believe he is, even off the field), then why were the O's rumored to be attempting to move him at the deadline?
>>157568756Stearns letting Pete walk and then having no plan to replace him is a fireable offense. And no, Polanco wasn’t a replacement, he never played the position before. You don’t need to go to HAAAAAHH-VAAAAAHD to know that’s retarded.
>>157568844it's very unsexy to refer to a nice juicy ass as arseoooo tickle me arseholewtf are you talking to a hairy Polish plumberwhy do girls say arseit's so unwomanlyget your shit together
I prefer men
>>157568852arse/ass is just an accent thing. Just like how you say par-sta while southerners here say pa-sta. if a girl ever asked me to tickle her arsehole I will think of you
Reds men specifically
>homosexual etiquette>mest blogging*nopes out of thread*
>>157568848>but the logic is that in a 5-year deal, years 1-2 could be good or even great, but the tail end would be a real burdenThis logic is fucking terrible when you consider Stearns TRADED FOR a washed up bum at the tail end of his contract and paid a higher salary for it. Really who cares about one year of an all time met great playing poorly at $31M when you are spending $80M now on Polanco, Montas, Simian, Robert Jr, etc.
>>157568861there is no one in God's chosen land that says "par-sta." that is abominableI've been on both coasts and in the deep south. everyone says "pah-stuh"
do the Reds have fans?
>>157568887Not since 1991
>>157568887not since pete rose died
>>157568873Weird I thought I've heard it like that from yanks before but I'm glad to be wrong anyway, baseball is pretty cool, do you guys watch every game for your team? There's so many
>>157568869Montas is a real miss for sureSemien gave us someone we expected to be a plus defender at 2B (a hole for us) and capable of threatening 20 HRs from the bottom of the lineup. he has failed to meet both ends but he's been better as of late and allowed Benge & Ewing to take the field. Nimmo's doing okay but we got out of a longer contract. Semien's is done next yearRobert Jr. was a 1 year upside play for a prospect that was and is going nowhere fast. he's been decent when healthy, helped us win a couple of gamesPolanco is a 2 year deal. Pete would've been 5. the hope was clearly that one of Vientos, Clifford, and Reimer would be the clear heir apparent for the job by late next yearI think the bigger miss regarding Polanco is risking the health injury. I don't mind the positional swap as much. if you can play 2B and have size, 1B isn't as difficult as converting to SS or somethinghowever, I don't know why we couldn't get Ty France. we were rumored to be on him, but it fizzled out. he would've been awesome for us
>>157568848That's the thing that pisses me off about the more analytical GMs (ironically Elias is part of this group). They look at contracts in the lens of purely on field production. Yea Pete is probably not going to be as good in the later years and you can project that out with a spreadsheet. What you can't project is the impact he has on young hitters, the leadership he brings to a team, and the vibe he gives to a clubhouse. That's not going away in year 5 of the contract.>why were the O's rumored to be attempting to move him at the deadline?I had not heard that rumor and I have a hard time believing it. We aren't doing the same rebuild we did 7 years ago. The Adley traded netted us guys who are almost major league ready. If all works out, we should be competitive again soon. We aren't doing too bad now even after selling
how much could she demand to shoot a sex scene at one of Rogers Centre's hotel roooms?
>>157568900is she disabled? Sorry I'm new
>>157568900How is she hot and ugly simultaneously
>>157568900Guy in the back right checking the digits
>>157568898Okay, that might just be /r/NewYorkMets cope then. I've seen it said there a few times that the O's were open to trading Pete. I'm really glad that's not the case and they're leaning on him to strengthen the clubhouse culture.also, I agree regarding the value of intangibles, but I also think that if we're discussing it for free on 4chan, the 8-figure brain trusts in every FO aren't ignoring it. searching up Pete just now, I'm seeing a lot of narratives, even from your FO, about the value of his leadership, especially in the post-deadline phasejust to be clear, I largely agree with you and the other Metsbro. my concern was never his offense, but I did think he could become a greater liability on defense. he made some really weird throwing errors for us over the years. and we probably couldn't afford to move him to DH since Soto is on a 10-year contract and will have to move there soon enough, especially with the multiple calf injuriesI hope y'all are competitive for years to come. do it for Mayor Carcetti
>>157568924she's ugly is a non-repulsive way
his forearms > your dorky little formula
>>157568783kekI warned people that Mize was a struggle through 5 innings guy
>>157568945Based observation bro
>>157568719thoughts on Jason Statham, Sophie Dee, Gwasg Gregynog, and YOUR ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS?
>>157569003nah he gave up 27 runs for the tigershe's already given up 25 for the padres in a monthi think he hates the club. imagine having to dress up in pee and poo colors every day kek
Pete Crow-Armstrong leads the league in Faggot Retard Value.
>>157568896>do you guys watch every game for your team?no one does this unless they get paid to do so (beat reporter, etc.)any fan that claims to is lying
>>157569041Fuck you shitlick
>>157569023national treasure, fit, no idea, good teamthe name sophie dee gave me adolescent flashbacks holy shit
>>157569041Go screw, asshat
>>157569048ok good because some games don't start until like 2am here and the highlights don't give me the same feeling as watching a real game
>>157569050All because I don't use fantasy baseball stats to judge players.
Reds!
>>157569070Cubs own your ass
>>157569048>>157569069take the replaypillyou watch the whole game, at whatever time you want, without the commercials, and can fast forward it it's a blowout or somethingt. missed 3 Guardians games this season while living in western europe
I wish a Cubbie girl would own my ass
>>157569086the commercials are a culture shock to me so you might be onto something where I can watch them thoughbeit
>>157569092You want a cubs girl to peg you? I'm sure you can find a dominatrix in Chicago who would do that
>>157569101mlblive.net (pretty ironic name), or 720pier
>>157569113thank you anon
>>157569053woulda been cool if Lee Murray retired in Morocco without any troubles
>>157569128the first one takes a bit to upload the games (like 12 hours or so). the other one is faster but you gotta make an account and download the things
As a cubs girl, guys who want their asses owned gives me the ick
>>157569203I'm literally a girl
>>157569203*grabs you*
went to the ear doctor today. the doc turned out to be a cute kid fresh out of college, definitely in her 20s.maybe I won't take my meds so that I get worse and have to go back
thinking about doing this at an mlb stadium
>>157569241they say never trust a skinny cook. this guy is very trustworthy
>>157568950That subreddit is full of Stearns shills
>>157569241cheaper than theater food, why not.
I'm a Cubs girl
I'm not a Cubs girl
I'm a baseball fan
>>157569298As a Cubs girl, so much this
>>157569298fuck you
I'm a baseball air conditioner
It's O time
The Mets are fielding a spring training team
>>157569308Gawd I need it>>157569307Honestly, holy freakin' kek. Kekkemundo
I want Alysa Liu to own my ass
>>157569308back in my day, athletes had to be cute if they wanted to become a meme
>>157569308Any kind /mlb/anon will RP as Alysa Liu for us to spank for?
>>157569321based. '27 chip mode activated
Oh well, at least we won the trade deadline again.
For with which us to spank*
>>157569321just like my tigs
Another Mickey Mouse homerun for the Reds
KWABDRES STATUS?If this is a repeat of 2023, at least you have 2027 to look forward to right?
>>157569321how many opening day players does your team currently have in roster? guards have 15
poodrepacos seething
>Another Mickey Mouse homerun for the Reds
>>157569360Gone in 30/30 parks. Seethe more.
peepeepoopoocacadoopoodres
>Kroenke is going to build the Angels a new $2.5 billion dollar stadium to replace Angel StadiumI guess I should be excited, but I will miss the Big A
>>157569416everything I read about Kroenke makes him sound like an S-tier owner. wants his team to go all the way, doesn't sabotage their chances, provides all the resources needed. smart and ready to help, but doesn't get in the way of the people he entrusts to do the jobI'm excited for the Angels to get their wings
>>157569416Will most likely have a roof similar to SoFi as well. Kroenke wants a venue that can be used year round to host other events like SoFi but in Orange county
uhhh poodrespacos?i thought salas was your #1 prospect???>#30 farmoh that explains it
>>157569428>>157569434I'm excited too. It's mostly just nostalgia. Like Angel stadium is pretty run down, but I grew up watching games here and I'm really fond of it.
>>157569434I feel like an open air stadium can definitely be used year round in Los Angeles.
I wish a Reds man would own my ass while I own a Cubbie girl's ass
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game?
>>157569397STFU! You have a PCL stadium
>>157569370Ownership has to shed salary and their farm is non existent. This is it for them in terms of competing.
>>157569450It rains a bit in January/February and SoFi already has a roof so it's not hard to imagine a baseball stadium built by Kroenke will also have a roof.
don't talk to my catcher or my Ace ever again
>>157569455it's getting colder, isn't it
Angels Stadium is always just casually sitting there as the 4th oldest ballpark in the majors
>You have a PCL stadiumnot really
>>157569416>>157569449I'm a Mets fan. can I make the Angels my back-up team in the AL if the Mets are having a doomed season? I wanna get in on the ground floor of this thing
>>157569510only if your wife has a backup boyfriend
poodres kek
>>157569497Bawstun people are getting nervous and more betaEnjoy his perfect game
>>157569522me and my future wife will only engage in FFM threesomes, thank you very much
>>157569510Spiritually the Mets are the Angels of the NL
>doyers lost>cubs lost>mets lost>phillies won>yankees won
>>157569538that's what I thought too. two lovable losers with generational players and not a whole lot of top end success. Mets have 2 rings, Angels got 1Mets have the feel-good story of the '86 Cocaine Cowboys and the Angels have a feel-good movieboth spend, but seem to not be great at itactually now that I think about it, I don't think I can do it. I don't want to be associated with the "Dane." but I do wish the Angels success!
>>157569551Cope and seetheEnjoy Cam's perfect game
Who’s ready for Cam Schlittler’s perfect game
>>157569455>>157569529>>157569572>>157569579do you have friends irl? genuinely asking
>>157569506Filter by HR
Friendly Reminder That The New York Yankees Are The Most Seethe Producing Team In American Sports HistorySecondary fun fact : The Top 3 All Belong To The East Coast, and the Top 6 are all East Coast or East Coast Coded.
>>157569586WHO needs friends besides beta males?
>>157569586I'm his friend.
>>157569586Your mom
>>157569587No
>>157569606IAYC
>>157569597>>157569600you sound really fat and smelly>>157569598no you're not
>>157569619I’m filthy rich
>>157569624so get tickets behind home plate and enjoy the game instead of shitting up /mlb/
>>157569611Yes, you are my cumslut
>>157569619Your mother doesn't think I'm fat...I am smelly after bed time with her tho>>157569638The Yankees aren't at home. I'm just trying to get you all to stop watching because the Yankees have already won
>>157569638NOOOOOOO how could I ruin your shitposting forum
luis robert jr was a helluva pickup by the O'she's gonna pull an aaron hicks and save our asses
>>157569654>>157569660
>>157569308hell yeah, brother! almost forgot to reply.
>>157569669That's every Yankee opponent especially against Cam
its over
yankeebro got em seething again
I love WFH. I get paid to watch baseball and jerk off in between projects
>>157569707Put your name back on
>>157569716based baseball coomer. who's your favorite player to jerk off to?
>>157569716Nice.
>>157569754anissa kate is a phenomenal ballplayer. 80 grade handling skills and comfortable in the 1 and 2 hole
>>157569754>who's your favorite player to jerk off to?coomer
remember when a goon was someone's henchman or a stupid person or ghetto slang for a killer? you say goon squad today, and you're basically admitting you're a turbofag
>>157569796its always had the current meaning
>>157569796Last time I tried to find some hired goons it didn't go well.
>>157569754
For me it's Gooner Henderson.
>>157569806Grok, give this an updated comedic effect by putting suggestive stains all over the windshield and windows.
>>157569504It's kind of impressive that the stadium has gone through 2 major renovations, and some people might not even be aware that it's still the original stadium.
>>157569830I never really like their current stadium but it's way better than the soulless shit in that pic
>>157569504And it's a tremendous shithole in fucking Anaheim. ANAHEIM.
alert: i didnt alert the genny to the no hitter because it wasnt yet the 7th inning then it got broken up so i was proved right in not alerting the genny.
Don’t tell me Yusei Kikuchi is pitching today’s angels game.
The Lord sent me a vision in my sleep: The Marlins are winning the NL
>>157569849Man, I thought this said "no Hitler".
>>157569849thank you for observing the unwritten rules of baseball, comrade
>>157569859In what year?
>>157569869It wasn't clear. I'm sorry. I'm going to pray for more info
>>157568676How come /mlb/ never talks about these players even though they're the all-stars of tomorrow?Who do y'all think has the highest upside on this list?
>>157569890How often a player wins rookie of the year and then just fades into obscurity and mediocrity? It happens all the fucking time
>>157569859>>157569889can you beseech our Heavenly Father to grant you sight of the Mets' future?
>>157569890Not Wetherholt
>>157569890>How come /mlb/ never talks about these playersshitter teams
any decent post itt so far? I don't feel like scrolling up.
>>157569844It was pretty meh before the full bowl, too. It was never a great stadium, but it's just impressive that it has been able to adapt to changing trends.
I dont like birds.
>>157569904The hit rate on future success has been really high over the last 20 years.>>157569918That's not the baseball spirit.>>157569917We'll have to see if his hit tool develops further. He's been an offensively liability since the ASB. Could've been due to the injury, though, assuming it's not a phantom stint.
Reid Detmers is washed.
>>157569933>shits on you
>>157569909I'll ask tonight and see what happens
>>157569965bless you, anon. post in good health
GARCIA JR RBI SINGABEN RICE SCORESTHE YANKEES LEAD 1-0
ROSARIO WITH A SINKING LINE DRIVELOWE WITH THE OUTSTANDING DIVING CATCH
>>157569983>>157569940The Yankees aren't even playing right now. Wtf are you talking about
SCHLITTLER TAKES THE MOUND, A POWER PITCHER WHO POUNDS THE ZONE
>>157569999
NETO GOES DOWN ON STRIKES TROUT STEPS UP TO THE PLATE TROUT WITH A SCORCHING GROUNDER TO RFMECKLER STEPS UP WITH A 5 GAME HITTING STREAK
MECKLER FLIES OUT
its so fucking hotthis is how ill be watching my berds later
TROUT SWIPES SECOND, WELLS THROWS, THE THROW IS LATE AS TROUT SLIDES SAFELY INTO SECONDVAUGHN GRISSOM STRIKES OUT SWINGINGIT REMAINS 1-0
>>157569890I'm biased but McLean and Benge project as 5+ WAR players IMHO. McLean has some of the highest spin rates in baseball history and can hit 98-99 on a sinker. His bridge is control, and then command. His control right now is like 6/10, his command maybe 3/10. If he can get those numbers to 8/10 and 6/10, he's a perennial CY candidate.Benge has already proven to have a terrific baseline. He adjusted to an awful start where he was clearly overmatched after getting virtually no time in AAA. He has since bounced back and is circling .280 with a fair shot at going 20/20. As he continues to develop, he has the ability to put together a bunch of .300/20+/25+ seasons while being a hits leader and playing GG defense. He's got a 75-80 grade arm with probably a 60-65 hit tool that is masked as being stronger due to his eye and short swing.Murakami clearly has truly awesome power, but his issue is making contact. I haven't seen enough of him to say whether he'll end more like Joey Gallo or more like Adam Dunn.From what I've seen of McGonigle, he's got 65+ contact skills and 60+ general defense. On top of that, he's playing SS. Hard to beat that as far as premium position players go.I've either barely watched the other guys or haven't seen them at all. I hope they all do well. More talent in baseball means fans win.
JAZZ IS RETIRED AT FIRSTJONES STEPS UP AS THE HOTTEST HITTER SINCE JULY 1STAND JONES LINES ONE INTO THE GAP FOR A SINGLECABALLERO STEPS UP
RUNNER ON THE MOVETHE THROW IS ON A BOUNCE AND HE IS SAFEJONES TOP SPEED INTO 2ND IS A HIGHER NUMBERHIS SPEED AND ATHLETICISM MADE IT WORKCABALLERO STRIKES OUT
WELLS GROUNDS ONE TO FIRSTHE TAKES IT TO THE BAG HIMSELFTHE YANKEES LEAVE ONE ON BUT HOLD A 1-0 LEADMOISES BALLESTEROS STEPS UP FOR ANAHEIM AND HE FLIES OUT TO BELLINGER MOORE STEPS UP
CMO GROUNDS ONE TO FIRST BUT GARCIA JR CANT COME UP WITH IT AND HE IS SAFERUNNER IN AT 1ST WITH 1 GONENEXT UP TO BAT IS JOSH LOWE
Anthony Recker up to azz!
How reliable are scouting grades, really? For instance, the book on Schlittler is laughable in retrospect.
>>157569941>shits on you
THAT ONE IS LIFTED INTO THE AIR2 AWAY NOW AS JONES MAKES THE CATCH RUNNER ON THE GOTHROW! SAFE! HE HAD THE BASE STOLEN AS SOON AS HE BROKE FROM SECONDSCHLITTLER SHOULDVE STEPPED OFF THE RUBBER TO PREVENT THAT AND HELP HIS CATCHER WELLS
yankees aren't playing right now
>>157569919Which players do you goon to?
JAZZ TOSSES TO FIRSTTHATS THE THIRD OUTWEVE PLAYED TWO INNINGSITS 1-0BACK IN ANAHEIMITS THE YANKEES DH BEN RICE
Glad the Yankees schizoid is finally back. I was starting to worry about him.
>>157569890mcgiggle is the only thing I have to look forward to really.maybe max clark and big taiwan keep it up next season
is it morally justified to filter Yankschizo?
>>157570150I'm a girl though
>>157570037
>>157570142tatum bittick
>>157570159You’re not even the same anon
LEADOFF HITTER GONE IN THE THIRDA BULLET TO THE RIGHT SIDE AND IT GOES JUST FOULHERES THE 0-1, FOUGHT OFF FOULKNOCKS THAT ONE AWAY HE WILL DO IT AGAINON THE GROUNDSENDS IT FIRST AND BELLINGER IS RETIRED THE FASTBALL IS WORKING FOR DETMERS2 OUTS BASES EMPTY FOR LUIS GARCIA
>>157570126Os fan here. Those are best guesses and should not be taken as a reliable projection
>>157570167These are the real based people
ON THE GROUND TO THIRDCANT GLOVE IT CLEANLYSAFE AT FIRST NO PLAYWE WILL SEE HOW THEY SCORE THISROSARIO UP TO THE PLATE AND HE FOULS IT AWAYSWINGS THROUGH A HIGH FASTBALLDETMERS IS AHEAD 0-2BATTLING HERE AS HE FOULS IT AWAYIN THE AIR, RIGHT FIELD, AND THAT IS THATYANKS LEAVE 1 BUT LEAD 1-0
>>157570151GL to you guys. it'd be nice to the Tiggies with some teeth next yearMcGonigle is an amazing rookie. I'm sure you're very happy with him
TYLER HEINEMEN 2-1 NOWJUST MISSED WITH TRIPLE DIGITS ON THE GUNTHAT ONE IN TRIPLE DIGITS FOR A STRIKE HE CAN LEAVE UP IN THE ZONE IF HITTERS ARE CHASING BURIED THE CURVEBALL DOWN LOW AND HE IS RETIRED
i never really minded the yankee guy, but i kind of like him now>>157570202i know right??
Holy fuck, do we really need a constant play-by-play of the Yankees game taking up half the thread?
>>157570219and they aren't even playing at the moment
>>157570219the sad thing is, they don't even play for another 5 hoursthis dude is just a loser
HERES MIKE TROUT 1-1 WITH A SINGLE SO FARTHE COUNT IS EVEN 1-1RIGHT THERE FOR A STRIKEBALL! YELLS THE UMPIRETHAT ONE MISSES AND THE COUNT IS FULLSTAYS ALIVE THE payoff PITCH IS LINED INTO CF FOR A BASEHITÀ 2 OUT KNOCK KEEPS THE INNING ALIIVE
>>157570225Wait, what? Then what the fuck is he talking about?
The Mariners are winning :)
>>157570231YEAH TROUT I WATCHED HIM LIVE BEFORE
>>157570237whatever the voices in his head tell him
>>157570247What living in Florida does to a man
>>157570239Gaysed
Which player is a real bummer?
Rogers looking good today. Just need those bats to heat up
>>157570286Imagine having le sex with her!
>>157570282Madison Bumgardener
swinging and a ball popped into the air and that will fall for a base hit so that’s two straight two out hits
Ohtani has officially retired from pitching
OH THAT'S A STRIKEOUT OF VAUGH GRISSOMANGELS STRAND A COUPLE AS THEY TRAIL HERE 1-0ONTO THE FOURTH AS TRENT GRISHAM STEPS IN FOR THE YANKEES
>>157570239Who cares? We're all following along to this fictional yankee game.
GRISHAM GROUNDS OUT TO SHORTDETMERS IS DOING A NICE JOB IF KEEPING THE BALL OUT OF THE AIR
what is yankeeminican's end game here?
>>157570320Attention whoring
HERE'S A HIGH CHOPPERINTO FIRSTTWO QUICK OUTSBASES EMPTYNOW ITS THE RIGHT FIELDER SPENCER JONESTOP HALF OF INNING NUMBER FOUR
SWINGS THROUGH IT FOR THE K AS HE CHASES UP THE LADDER FOR STRIKE THREEBOTTOM OF THE FOURTH AND NOW THE DH FOR THE ANGELS BALLESTEROS
>>157570334OH SHFUCK!!
>>157570334Skimming this looks like it has the BIG bad word in it lol
SWING AND A POP UPEASY PLAY FOR THE CATCHER ANGELS DOWN A RUN HERE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FOURTH
Let's spell a word, together!
mariners are gaping the sox again
IT BOUNES OVER THE FENCE FOR AN AUTOMATIC DOUBLETHAT BALL EXPLODED ONTO THE WARNING TRACK AND OVER THE FENCECHRISTIAN MOORE BUST BARELY MISSES A HOMERUN LOWE SHOOTS ONE UP THE MIDDLEHERE COMES THE RUNNERHE'S SAFE
Crazy that Manfred is letting this guy leak the game script
I wonder what happened in Yankee Stadium on October 30th, 2024 at 11:50PM EST…
RUNNER GOES AND HE IS SAFEDENZER GUZMAN GROUNDS ONE TO THIRD AND HE IS OUT AWAYTWO OUTS RUNNER ON SECONDANOTHER HARD GROUNDED UP THE MIDDLEBELLINGER HAS ITHERE COMES THE RUNNERGOT EM THE RUNNER IS OUTANGELS TIE 1-1
>>157570360N
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>>157570389O
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The thread is fucking dead. At least the Phillies are on
ONTO THE TOP OF THE FIFTHINTO THE AIR LEFT FIELDMECKLER ON THE MOVE AND HE HAS ITTHE YANKEES ARE EATING RIGHT OUT OF DETMERS HAND IN THE AIR TO LEFT CENTER AND THERE ARE TWO OUTSBACK TO THE TOP OF THE YANKEE ORDERDETMERS IS CRUSHING BUT RICE HAS SOME DANGER TO HIM AS HE SLUGSALL TIED UP IN THE TOP OF THE FIFTHBANG THAT ONE HOPS OFF THE FENCERICE SLIDES INTO SECONDSAFEMANAGER MIGHT HAVE TO DIG INTO THE BULLPEN SOONER THAN EXPECTED
uh oh stinky red sox!
arizona and san diego are both fraudulent
GOT EM SWINGINGHALF WAY HOMEALL EVEN 1 A PIECEWE HEAD TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FIFTH.ITS THE ANGELS LEAD OFF MAN ZACH NETO
We need Fartspie to put this yankees faggot in his place
G
>>157570426Nigga
GOT EM LOOKINGONE AWAYNETO PUNCHES OUT FOR THE THIRD TIMEHE IS NOT PICKING UP THE SPIN AND LOCATION OF SOME OF THESE PITCHES THIS GAME FEELS SO TIGHT AS IF THE NEXT TEAM WHO SCORES WILL WIN ITTHIS TYPE OF RUN PRODUCTION IS NOT SUSTAINABLE BUT ITS A GOOD SIGN FOR THE PITCHINGTROUT SENDS ONE AWAY TO CF FOR A SINGLENOW THE ANGELS WITH SPEED AT FIRSTDIGGING IN IS WADE MECKLER
GROUNDBALL TO THE RIGHT SIDETHAT'S ONE AND THERE IS TWOJAZZ MAKES IT LOOK EASYTHE SHORTSTOP COMPLETES THE PLAY TO END THE INNING
Guys, I’m sorry I’m so gay and retarded :(
>WE 113-60 NOW YANKEES UNIVERSE
No one will see this within the schizo spam, but I got hooked into sissy catfish hypno and am now being blackmailed
>>157570459How nice of him to do a face reveal
LUIS GARCIA STEPS IN FOR THE YANKEESDEFINITELY A FRUSTRATING DAY FOR THE OFFENSE BUT DETMERS HAS IT TODAY HE IS PAINTING THE CORNERS AND HITTING ALL HIS SPOTSSWING AND A BALL POPPED UPTHERE IS ONE DOWN
>>157570459oh shit, I didn't know yankees schizo got doxxed
>>157570460Can I join in?
based yankschizo dabbing on chicanos
NASTY BACKDOOR SLIDER JUST MISSESGOOD TAKE BY ROSARIOSWING AND A GROUND BALLROLLS ACROSS THE DIAMONDTWO QUICK OUTS TO OPEN THE TOP OF THE SIXTHNOW TRENT GRISHAM UP TO THE PLATE
Can’t believe how hasn’t been shut down. Jannies are useless
OUT TO RIGHTCENTER FIELD AND THAT IS THAT ONE TWO THREE GO THE YANKEESSCORE REMAINS DEADLOCKED AT 1-1BACK IN AANAHEIM AND NOW ITS THE ANGELS CLEANUP HITTER VAUGH GRISSOM
I could've sworn you used to be able to mute words.
>>157570459>This is what /sp/ mods look like
THAT'S TO THIRDROSARIO TOSSES TO FIRSTAND THAT'S ONE OUT AS THEY GET THE LEAD OFF HITTER IN THE SIXTH JUST AN OUTSTANDING JOB OF SPINNING THE BALL BY SCHLITTLER AND DOING WHAT HE DOESLIFTED INTO RIGHTJONES INTO THE ALLEY AND HE MAKES THE CATCHTWO AWAYMOORE WILL HIT NEXT
>>157570501Only the whitest, leanest, and straightest ones do
is this a normal mlb thread
@grok who gets to step up and gape the mets today?
ALL TIED UP IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SIXTHHIGH FLY BALL LIFTED INTO THE AIR RIGHT FIELDAND THAT WILL END THE INNINGSTILL TIED 1-1NUMBER 67 TAKING OVER ON THE MOUNDHE IS A LEFTY SPECIALIST CHISHOLM DIGS IN
>>157570535CHIZZ EM JIZZ EM
HE GROUNDS OUT TO THE RIGHT SIDEONE PITCH ONE OUTTYLER SAUCEDO APPEARS TO GETTING LOOSE IN THE PEN THE OTHER WAY! A BASEHIT RIGHT THERE AS THE GO AHEAD RUN ENTER FIRST BASE
Guys, look at this fucking cat
>yfw the red sux choke worse than 2011
>>157570546i'd fart in its face
CABALLERO POPS UP TO RFIT DROPS IN FOR A BASEHIT AS JONES TAKES HIS WHEELS TO THIRDMAN AT CORNERS 1 OUTTHE YABKS WITH THE GO AHEAD RUN AT THIRD WITH ONE OUT HERE IN THE SEVENTH
>>157570531Ignore the retard
>>157570546Lol funny cat. Thanks for you contribution to this thread.
>>157570553I’d fart in your face
WELLS TAPS IT BACK TO THE MOUNDHE GOES TO SECOND AND GETS THE OUT AT SECOND.. THE RUN COMES ACROSSTHE FIELDER AIR MAILS IT TO FIRST AND WELLS CRUISES INTO SECONDMAN ON SECOND TWO DOWNINTO THE AIR RIGHT CENTER MECKLER MAKES THE CATCH INTO THE SEVENTHCINNING STRETCH ITS YANKEES TWOANGELS ONE
>>157570572I’m just trying to divert attention from the yankfag
TIM HILL TAKES THE MOUND CHOP LEFT SIDETHROW TO FIRSTAND THEY GOT THE LEAD OFF MANYANKS ARE EXECUTING THE SMALL STUFF MOVEMENT IN THE YANKEES PENJOHN SCHREIBER LOOSENING UPTHE YANKEES TRYING TO HOLD A 2-1 LEAD
Being a yankees fan should be a bannable offense
SWING AND A BALL LINED OUT TOWARDS CENTEROFF THE BAT IT MIGHT BE LOOKED LIKE EXTRAS BUT GRISHAM CRUISES UNDER IT AND MAKES THE CATCHTYLER HEINEKEN STEPS INTWO DOWN NOBODY ON
>>157570605Drop him into a Boston ghetto
scrubbies sisters.......... Jeff is dabbing on us in front of 2M viewers
>>157570605I think he got banned for like a month because he wasn't posting for a while
I leave the genny for a week or 2 and look what happens
HE STRIKES OUT SWINGINGBACK IN ANGELS STADIUMBELLINGER STEPS IN FOR THE YANKEES HAMMEREDAND THIS ONE COULD BE EXTRA BASESHE TURNS FOR SECONDHE GETS IN THERE FOR AEADOFF DOUBLEHE SPLIT THE GAP AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A DOUBLE EVERY TIME GROUND BALL UP THE MIDDLENETO DIVES ON IT AND SKINGS IT TO FIRSTONE PITCH ONE OUTNOW AMED ROSARIO STEPS THAT'S TO THIRDSLINGS TO FIRSTIN TIMEMANAGER OUT OF THE DUGOUT AND NEW PITCHER COMING UP TAYLOR SAUCEDOTHAT'S BIG RUN THERE AT SECOND AS HE COMES INTO THE GAME TRYING TO KEEP THE SCORE WHERE IT IS
>>157570630We're girlcotting Peff!!!
>>157570630fuck YOU jeff
SAUCEDO'S SINK HAS SO MUCH DROPCTO IT THAT'S ALMOST LIKE A SPLIT FINGER FASTBALLFROZEN! STRIKE THREE ON A SLIDERITS 2-1 YANKEES AS WE ENTER THE BOTTOM OF THE EIGHTRYAN YARBOROUGH TAKES THE MOUNDHE'S BEEN DOING GREAT AGAINST RIGHT HANDED HITTERSNETO LEADS OFF WITH THREE STRIKEOUTS ALREADY
>>157570630i will kill this mayogolem
SWING AND A BALL POPPEDNINTO THE AIRBASEHITTHE TYING RUN REACHES FIRST JOSE SIRI PINCH RUNNING
Yankschizo is a cautionary tale for parents who don't discipline their children, put them into team sports, and get them psychiatric help at an early age
SWINGS AND MISSESTROUT GOES DOWN SWINGING GOT. HIM OUT ON THE FRONT FOOT AS HE PLAYED RIGHT INTO THE GLOVE OF THE PITCHER IN NOW IS WADE MECKLER WHO'S 1-3
the raped sox
>red sux>RISPThis choke will be greater than 2011
E
Ground rule doubles should be triples
RIGHT BACK TO THE MOUNDCOULD BE AN EASY TWOYARBOROUGH TO SECOND AND HE GETS HIMJAZZ TO FIRSTBUT HE BEATS ITBOONE OUT OF THE DUGOUTNEW ARM OUT ON THE MOUNDTHE CLOSER BEDNAR IS SUMMONED OUT OF THE BULLPEN
>>157570713You should be a girl though
LINE DRIVETHAT'S A BASEHIT. RUNNER COMING AROUND SECONDMAN ON FIRST AND THIRD WITH TWO OUTS FOR BEDNAROSWALD PERAZA LUNCH RUNNING FOR THE FIRST BASEMAN
>>157570723AWOOOOOOAWOOOOOOAWOOOOGA
HERE IT COMES STRIKE TWOBALL IS DROPPEDPERAZA TO SECONDWELLS GLOVES AND HE FIELDSTHROW TO SECONDPERAZA IS OUT ON THE DROPPED STRIKEINNING OVERANGELS STRAND TWOBEN JOYCE OUT OF THE BULLPEN FOR THE TOP OF NINTH IN ANAHEIM
SWING AND MIS FOR THE STRIKEOUT HERE FOR THE FIRST OUT IN THE TOP OF THE NINTHTRIPLE DIGIT FASTBALL BLOWN RIGHT BY HIMTHAT FASTBALL ATE CHISHOLM UP
Y E A HAMAZINGIMPECCABLE !!!!!
THIS ONE POPPED UP PERAZA HAS IT TWO OUTS BASES EMPTYJOSE CABALLERO WILL HIT NEXT NOT LOOKING LIKE THEY'LL BE ADDING ANY INSURANCE RUNS HEADED INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH
he's actually the sanest yankee fan
CALLED DOWN ON STRIKESYANKS ARE UNABLE TO ADD TO THEIR 2-1 LEADNOW ITS THE ANGELS DH BALLESTEROS 0-198 AT THE TOP OF THE ZONEBALLESTEROS CHALLENGESCALL CONFIRMED 0-2SPLITTER OUT OF THE HAND AND BALLESTEROS STRIKES OUT SWINGING
drama queen
>GETS ABSOLUTELY RAPED AND GAPED IN THE BRONX>loses three of four to the Yankees>loses the season series>loses the head-to-head tie breaker>falls to four games in back of WC1>lose to the lowly marniers>losing againI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON
>>157568676what do these number mean
INSIDE2-0 TO MOOREHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET BEAT BY A FASTBALL INFASTBALL IN FOR A STRIKEBEDBAR NEEDS TO POUND WITH GOOD VELOOUT TOWARDS RIGHT CENTER FIELDJONES MOVES UNDER ITTHERE ARE TWO DOWN
now you understand why we cumshitterkekposted for 2 months straight
NOW ITS THEIR LAST CHANCE IN THIS ONE JOSH LOWEON THE GROUND TO JAZZTHROW TO FIRSTBALLGAMEYANKEES HOLD ON AS THIS ONE END 2-1
>>157570773MORE MOORE
>>157570723>>157570734>>157570739>>157570749>>157570764holy cringe, old man
kek cubtrannies
DAAA YAAAAANKEEEEES WIIIIIIINDA YANKEES WIN
>>157568719>another pick me foreigner in a runt sportantipodeans already milked this gimmick to death
>SCHWARBOMB
>yfw the orioles knock the red sux out of the playoffs more epically than 2011 this weekend
absolute state of this genny
LINES:NY 2 RUNS, 8 HITS, 0 ERRORSLA 1 RUN, 10 HITS, 1 ERRORCAM SCHLITTLER: 6 IP, 8 HITS, 6 STRIKEOUTS, 0 BB, 1 ER (WIN)PLAYERSBEN RICE: 2 FOR 4, 2B, RSPENCER JONES: 2 FOR 4, RLUIS GARCIA JR: 2 FOR 4, RBICODY BELLINGER: 1 FOR 4, 2BCHRISTIAN MOORE: 2 FOR 4, 2B, RMIKE TROUT: 3 FOR 4, SOJOSH LOWE: 1 FOR 4, RBIWADE MECKLER: 1 FOR 4
>Poodres are 1-7 since Jose Feliciano and Kwanza Jones became principal owners
kek WMLF schwarber got em seething just like GTA does
The Chihuahuas can walk it off here
>>157570803kek he's puerto rican
>>157570818GENNY Z BOSS AND A MINI
>>157570843he's half, his dad is white his mom is a latina (they love BWC)
FUCKING HELL KITTREDGE
>>157570803he should change his number to 56 lol
I will watch the mets game
>red suxNot scoring there
boomer shittredge needs to retire
>lossing to the gayriners
>>157568756reckon Pete finna get a great reception from the crowd at Citi when the O’s visit in a few weekseveryone loves that big ol’ polar bear, should be a fun series (that >we will likely lose)
rockies tie it up
How come he didn't go home there Are the red sux retarded Oh its the retard Rafaela
>>157570855>>157570862lol stop bitching you're gonna sweep the red sux
My Reds already won today :)
>>157567526based. I love underscores
AHHH FUCK YOU KITT YOU OLD ASS BUM
I FUCKING LOVE EXTRA INNINGS
I was told Kitteredge is the next Mariano Rivera
>oh no, I blew the heckin game
>Turn on the Seattle Mariners, its starts pouring rain out.Okay bud.
I was told Volpe was the next Jeter
>>157570898kek
>>157570898He is and Lombard is the next ARod
is this rockies fan ok
kekini kek o kekini
>>157570909Is that what flyovers look like?
>Bello on the bumpKek imagine bello pitching in a game 7 situation
>>157570909Fartspie!?
>>157570909The elevation is fucking him up
BELLOS PITCHES ARE FLOATING DAWGPRETTY SURE I COULD TAKE HIM DEEP MYSELF IF GIVEN THE CHANCE
>>157570909I saw him yesterday, near the end he was asleep.
>Frassodoesn't this nigga suck?
>twink baserunning
holy shit based yankeefag i never minded him until now
Off to a great start
>>157570930he stayed overnight
>>157570909yewah I'm fin
>>157570929based Geno
NOBODY: ... BELLO IN APPROX 3 SECONDS;
You okay red sox?
LMAO THIS GUY IS NOT A MAJOR LEAGUER
imagine getting gaped by the mariners the entire series
>GAPED by xheattleOH NO NO NOJUST*inhales*HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH
Is it bad for a new fan to support them?
OH MY GOD HE IS SO ASS
>>157570966ya they kill you for doing that
thread is complete garbage with yankeetard spamming, cya in 4 hours or so
ITS OFF THE WALL OH MY GODHE IS SO ASSBELLO'S PITCHES ARE FLOATINGTHEY STAY THE ZONE FOR 10 SECONDS EACH
>>157570976i cant see those posts
>>157570929Based citizen (formerly alien)>>157570927
enCHADnacion-strand
this man is pitching in slow motion. What’s it like to pitch in an anti-gravity machine?
>>157570966They haven't won a ring since 2009 so they need all of the support they can get.
>>157570998*wookie noises*
that was painful red sox
>>157571020Average Bello appearance
>>157570546that's a very photogenic cat
do you think duran will drop another f nuke
>buy large $6 sushi roll from grocery store>its actually goodwhats the catch
>>157571040you'll find out in a couple of hours
>>157571040it's not
STILL ON TOP EVEN WITH THE LOSS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peaked too early they be getting slaughtered as a late
>>157571031;3 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew meowwww
Why did the red sux stop playing small ball
When does Gunnar do anything
Whats dinner looking like anons? I need some ideas.
>>157571071Anons going to share some of his sushi rolls with us
>>157571068He took august in advance
will i look like a douchebag if i walk around with oakleys
>>157571068He doesn't but the dodgers will still pay him $500 mill when he hits FA
LET'S FUCKING GO O'S
>>157571071Great value sour cream and onion chips
Shall be watching my tigshits again tonight
BASEDallo
>>157571093Y’all boys need tarick Too bad Anaheim is gonna get him
>>157571094I love Samuel. He has underrated home run power and honestly, I can really see why Adley Richmond lost his job.
>>157571071feels like an arbys night
>>157571081yes thats the point
>>157571074>>157571089>>157571117Looks like cheese burgers and orange crush. Arbys sounds good.
>>157568676how is okamoto not on this list
can Boston just give their wildcard spots to a team like Baltimore?they’re gonna make us burn, Cam and Fried for games one and two and they won’t even be able to make any pressure in the ALDS anyway
give me one (1) reason to not bunt the manfred runner to third
BLAZE IT FAGGOT
O's
>>Arby’s is good, but I wish I actually they>>157571143 heated up their food
420 blaze it
How are there so many Os fans in Colorado? Where are the Rockies fans?
>>157571159> Where are the Rockies fans?therapy
>>157571143He can steal third
What is renowned artist Dylan Cease gonna do on the mound today?
>red sux traded this away
>>157571159Out huntin
>>157570870reckon you're gonna get a great reception when you come to NY! I'll let ZoMa know we're throwing a parade in your honor
>>157571159>Where are the Rockies fans?with the rays and marlins fans
>>157571207Ruin his shot at the CY
>>157571209rizzo never passed the eye test
>JUST SEND THE PICTURE
>>157571212basedwould love to head back to NY again, it’s been too long tbqhwy
>>157571237wasn’t he one of the top first basemen like pretty much only behind Freddie Freeman and maybe a couple other guys
This fucking team....
game of the day
>>157571253you gotta let me know when you're here. least I can do is tell you about all the cool things you can do
marinsaars are losing this game
>>157571275Lets see if Cease can help the good guys today.
>>157571275LETS GO (YOU) JAYS!
my reddies :(
so apparently no team has ever come back from a 4 1/2 game back deficit on September 1 to the end of the season is that real that sounds fucking unbelievable
>>157571276xprob wouldn’t be for a few years yet, but definitely keenI think we’re going to Japan next year so potentially a year or two from now
yikes
>>157571285Elite four Chads are on the rise
This fucking game
>>157571296based. hope you get to have a threesome with your wife and a hot Japanese chick
>>157571312I miss playing against Devers. Why did the sux have to banish him to the west.
>>157571292the 2011 cardinals were 10.5 games behind in the nl wildcard on august 25 before ending up winning the world series
FUCK
ITS OVER!!
Mr kek here...
Well, better start drinking. Gg rox
>>157571159Denver is a transplant city, Coors field exists to be full of visiting team fans
LETS GO RAYS
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
apparently juan soso came back from injury and no one noticed or cared
Orioles have been eliminated from postseason contention.
>>157571049Wow congrats on your top 4 payroll wildcard slot
IT'S BENGIN' TIME
>>157571360
>>157571387why doesn't this show gallons?
>>157571387Which one of these stats shows who shits more cum per 9IP?
>>157571387>cease and destroy
>>157571379His arm strength and accuracy are very good
>Its rafael devers fault that the giants are terribleGiants fans are acting exactly like the Red Sox fans. it was never Dever's fault that the Red Sox were bad I mean, would you rather have Devers starting at DH or Masataka Yoshida?
Shitting cum disqualifies you from the Cy Young. It's one of the unwritten rules of baseball
>>157571413Based cumshitterkekcel
atta boy Benge, love to see him lay off a pitch running down and away. that's been baiting him the last few days. this may be a promising indication of his ability to adjust>>157571402thanks anon. hope you get Judge back soon
Adley having a bad elbow, is such a riveting revelation. I wonder if the Red Sox wish they could still sell at the deadline, even though the deadline has passed oh my God what a massive overpay by the Red Sox, Adley Rushman won’t even start more than half his games since joining the Red Sox.
>>157571422BAS(S)ED HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
SEM CITY
Oka-OH-NO!
okaretard
if Ew gets a hit here, it will have been a very good inning
CEASE, DUDE
>>157571422
close AJ, close. just got to it a little late. much better than a K, though
so now that Dylan Cease has been knocked out of the Cy Young race who will the award be given to?
My respect for cum shitter as a man fucking plummeted when I learned he grew up a red sux fanatic
>>157571322kek now that’s what you call a win-wingood start for the lads too!I’m in and out of meetings for the next couple hours so probably can’t post but have the game up on my laptop
/nu/>>157571472>>157571472>>157571472/nu/
>>157571466yeah, he went to college at Northeast where they barely helped him develop so that’s why he turned coat as they made him go into the eighth round of the draft with their shitty program
>>157571360He was away for injury?
>>157570909DINGERDINGER
