cats v carlton tonight preliminary elimination wildcard semifinal
carlton by 12
Lomgmuirs gone when they go out straight sets right?
NEW THREADNEW DAYFREDFRAUDGIRLS MAKING ME GAYFINNA MAKE ME A COFFEETUCK MY DICK IN MY KNEEFREDFRAUDLIFE IS BUT FREDFRAUD
>>157579976probably
>wake up>take a shit>get out of bed>make a coffeesuch is life
>>157580073crisp freo
realistically freddit should fire longmuir because he's a flog with no hype who will never get them up for finals. basically everyone who was picked for AA was invisible except for clark who was a complete seagull and did nothing with the ball. how the fuck he was picked for AA over pearce is beyond me but that's a different story.the issue with firing longmuir is that there's going to be serious competition with three teams potentially looking for new coaches (nicks is absolutely gone if the crows get eliminated), and they'll be behind both norf and the crom if they do fire him because those two clubs would have got in first and started hiring earlier.
Genuinelly the worst final I've seen since the last time Port played in September Murphy Reid did fkn nothing
>>157580344Murphy Reid reminds me of all the worst qualities of Nick Daicos. Runs riot against minnows but when it comes to the crunch he cant hack it. He's a deadset spud
its friday
Ohayou alfies
>fraudmantle
>>157579930had a nightmare that geelong beat us by less than a goal
Good morning alf
How can geelong seriously get Butters, Green and Marshall? I hope the afl are happy, they are turning this league into the epl
>>157580514No one at Geelong is on big money except SmithGreene and Marshall won't take huge contracts. Butters will but he's worth it.
reckon butters is one hip and shoulder away from a career ending injury. wouldnt be after him at all if I was any clubhes a chunk of corn on a turd at Port, better than the turd but still just a chunk of corn on a turd.
>>157580514Not the EPL, more like the NBA.
>>157580530I'd agree to a small contract as well (with 'sponsorship side deals worth millions and acres of land 'gifted' to each player)
>>157580558Only current players with farms are Cameron and Stanley. Not sure what you're on about.
>>157580588You know exactly what I'm talking about geelongpoof. Everyone knows your club rorts the system and any premiership they win will have a * next to it
what happened freddies?did dockies in your shorts?flag isn't won in june
Are fred frauds?
dookers
think ive got gout in my big toe
i knew fraudmantle were going to shit the bed in finals all yearyou can't lose to a team playing finals for the first time ever and come back from that
didnt even watch last night
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD METHE HAWKS WERE GONNA ROLL ME
>>157580729cheeky
it's not over for fred. they won't get straight setted and their prelim opponent will likely be bane - who haven't looked flash hot at the gabber
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
Nick "currently in Bali" Daicos
I tried watching sports in a sports bar a few times and it's pretty shit.
blues by 3 goalsnext week, blues by 5 goals. fred dead
dosn
Nick "Genius Monster" Watson
seb ww@ lad
>>157580811freddit are gone, more embarassing than the cromry last season kek
>>157580999Yeah i dont feel comfortable making the hhhmmmmm noise loud and long like i do when watching at home
roaches got so caught up in wharfiy time, ensuring they don't shit their pants again that they poured everything they had into just pounding dockies into the dirtthey won't be able to replicate that again, and with the extra week off they are going to be extra rusty in the prelim
My blue baggers by a goal
no-one cares what you have to say namefag
morning 'fee
tipfag the beta male with his mail order wife
>>157581702How many games have you played wheaty? How many prostitutes have you slapped?
>>157581729i don't want to talk about it officer
Swans
>>157581702>smack down from the fucken nerd whatelymust have been really bad then
remember those afl 360 ads where they had robbo and whately puppets
>>157581907do you get 60 if you want to re-reaffirm?
>fred
>>157582002or make them change their name*
>>157582087go iggs btw
>>157581907>>157581918
>>157582187it's an interesting discussion
I wish all Fred customers a horrible morning and even worse day
1 coffee 1 dart1 vodka oj1 beerhttps://youtu.be/GllEDACUbNo?si=nWGv1j_JDimRKzov
no need for that champ they already had a bad day yesterday
>>157582219crisp
My bummers supporting boss all year has said fred are frauds and he doesn't rate their midfield or forward line because Voss is a Spud and Amiss is a mental weakmind midget.I've said all year he was wrong and he's very smug today saying he knows footy more than me (yet he still supports the bummers)
>>157582241what does bosstradamus say about my dosn
>>157582241supporting a shit team doesn't mean you don't know footy you stupid fuckwit, maybe if you weren't a worthless purple faggot glazing mercenary you'd understand. freo are absolutely mental midgets who fall apart from a stiff breeze in games that really matter. if you couldn't see that early in the year then he has every right to call you a dumb cunt who knows jack shit about footy.
murphy reid the fraudulent pissweak seagull
>>157582298lotta anger from you today
>>157582352i'm in seventh heaven mate i hate freo and their fuckwit supporters so seeing their pissweak joke plastic franchise eat shit after being so arrogant all year was sweet
how is anti-/bane/sperg feeling right now? reckon he's getting nervous yet?threepeat is inevitable lads
>i'm not angry>*continues seething*
>>157581702didn't port get absolutely rolled by the catters by 80+ in a home QF just two years ago?
>SWEET CAROLINE>>>/wsg/6226999
>>157582427why would i be seething at a plastic joke franchise that got exposed imagine seeing ross the loss lyon waste riewoldts entire career and then thinking you should knife your coach and bring him in, what a spastic franchise kek
>bane choked to the pies in the GF, that was their chance and now their window is closing>bane are 2-5 with an injury crisis, fagan will get sacked, it's over>bane choked top-four and the '24 flag, non-vic sides can't win from 5th>bane won't be able to back up their 44-point comeback against geelong in a prelim, they'll get belted>4 straight games is too many, swans are rested with two home finals, they can't win the GF>bane got belted by collingwood on their home deck, exposed as frauds>bane got smashed by gold coast 4 rounds out from finals, put a line through them, they won't beat collingwood at the 'G next week>bane choked in the QF, geelong exposed them as frauds, lachie neale did his calf, gold coast will send them out in straight sets next week>they just beat the pies at the 'G a few weeks ago but they won't be able to do it in a prelim>geelong have figured bane out, GF will be a 10+ goal win to the catters>bane conceded the worst third quarter ever and 150+ points to the giants, put a line through them it's over>bane conceded 150+ points AGAIN to the blues, THEY'RE FINISHEDYOU ARE HERE>i know bane have a home prelim but they'll get exposed by freo/cats/blues>hawks are an MCG tenant, they won't beat them in a GF, threepeat won't happen
>>157582421that's the catscunt
I change teams depending on who is likely to win the grand finalright now im a bane supporter and my support for them is just as valid as yours given they dont know or care that either of us existsome weeks ill change teams 3 times, thats my meta deal with it
ynr flagmantle
>>157581497Vocaroo it
catsperg baneflog fredditor and swansook are the biggest losers on alf theyre either old as fuck boomers or unemployed given they post here daily with pure seethe and carry on like their clubs success is a result of their alf posts
im a poot chad who posts here during work hours because im an email sender
>>157579976I still think with the year they've had that buys him enough good will but the board will be seething. It will probably be a Nicks situation where if the following year an early finals loss will mean gone.
>>157580999Can’t yell nigger too loudly at the pub too. Can say ngubu but even that gets a couple looks
>>157581702>are you really a good team?savage.
You're supposed to support two teams. One team is your true team the team your dad supported that is your local team that everyone supports where you're growing up because we are supposed to grow up in the same place our dads did and live a stable life like that. Then you have another team that is like a team you like for whatever reason aesthetics of the jumper or the way they play, they have players you like their style whatever that you didn't mind winning say in your late teens. So naturally you arrive at having two teams that you support. This is totally normal but more importantly it's objectively correct.>tldr it's objectively true to support two teams in the afl
>>157582795gutless mercenary cope
>>157582421It's hilarious that we might not even get a chance to put his prophecies to the test with Fred going out in straight sets.
Some real 'The Streak' energy about it desu.>Proper resolution edition.
>>157582803
i support one team and every other team can go and get fucked
I dont support any team because they dont support me or care about my existence
>>157582876the iggs care bro we're a family team but unfortunately we're full.
>>157582883they only say that so you buy merchandise and (lol) a membership so they can get paid heaps to play footy amd have fun while you toil
apparently on tuesday night 7 perth aired a doco on the iggs 2006 premiership teamreally? when it was meant to be fred's big week with the spotlight only on them? lol. lmao even
i said YEP what a concept
>>157582795who do you go for when both of those teams play each other in a grand final?
Did you blokes even watch the footy last night
>>157582969nah
>>157582969 no
>>157582969Of coursh!
>>157582969nope
>crom 2025 didnt win a single qtr of finals>freo 2026 won the 4th qtr by a pointif they go out in straight sets it won't be quite as embarassing but it'll be fucking close
>>157582969of course, it was payne haas' last game for brisbane
>>157582969normally cant stand the cunt but thought sicily had quite a good game
>>157582907What were they meant to show? Fremantle's Ross ball losing in the grand final?
>>157582969somewhat
>>157582969No i was seeing friends who don't care about footy. I just kept an eye on the score
>>157582954My true team naturally.
Don't forget Collingwood's pass mark by Fox Footy for 2026 was a grand final
>>157583046everyone knew the camrys wouldn't be a serious threat in finals, despite finishing top. it was their first finals series since 2017. just too inexperienced, kind of like bane in 2019 when they got straight setted. desu even with rankine i don't think it would have gone much better for them.dockies have way higher expectations. they've been here before, they have better game breakers all over the park and looked pretty well unbeatable for much of the season
>>157583126Crows will unironically make the grand final this year and feed bane their 3 peat.
I think carlton will win Tonight. They Are prepeared And Should be able to Put It away. - Dave
>>157583138Don't Speak on my Behalf.
>>157582969Walker fucked his ankle trying to dominate Watson.
anyone have dave's youtube channel? i know he deleted some of his rant videos but there were still some left up last time i looked
>>157583159what match are you talkin about
fuck aflw lmao
>>157579976He'll get next year and that's it IMO, the finals under KL first quarter scores stat part night was pretty revealing
>>157580137Should just go with Graham, he's been shortlisted for every senior position so far and he's already at Fred.
>>157582811This is iggs sperg false flagging btw
>>157583124>Bombers>win 10 gameslol
>>157583269jaymie graham is the modern day peter sumich. always the maid of honour
>>157583124Swans haven't finished top 4 yet.
Honestly think either team playing tonight could wreck MY Fred. Geelong almost did it (not including R1 when they did too) and Carlton carved them up recently. I thought need on the season at least >we would put in a good showing, maybe a prelim, possibly a GF against Brisbane but this is vintage Freo early 2000's. A bit like GWS at times. Can pull a world beating performance against genuine opposition from nowhere then shit the bed against middle of the road teams going nowhere. So frustrating, 20 years and still mentally shook. I dunno if I can deploy cope about the age of their list but it was just pathetic last night. Folded under (albeit immense and sustained) pressure and just started playing boring possession footy and got picked off again and again and hurt on turnover. No backup plan or adaptability at all.
simply do not give a fuck about the soulless teams playing finalshope they all rot
>>157583331Hello piesperg
>>157583126>and looked pretty well unbeatable for much of the seasonMedia hype. They seldom looked unbeatable throughout the season and people here were constantly saying they'd get found out in finals.
went to a tiger park here and it was jam packed with fucking indians. really hoping one of the big boy tigers snapped and decided to play yeet the jeet but no such luck.
>>157583124>North Melbourne: Avoid Bottom Four>PASSBut they still sacked the coach?
>>157583281huff that copium freddittor
>>157583323my iggs would have put in a better showing
Tonight surf farm will be officially over.
https://x.com/FOXFOOTY/status/2095641650458673200Over the line or deserved?
>>157583408Posting a twitter link? Well over the line.
>>157583124>gold coast>gws>prelim
this du seriously think I open links?
>>157583408Any other player would be poor form but that was just
>>157583124my iggers should have won 7-8 games
>>157583408Deserved. It's fucking finals and the Poofy Pony does the same shit to his opponents when he's on top. He was probably very mouthy at the start of the game until he got gaped by Sicily.
I still firmly maintain finals are bullshit and the team that finishes top should get the premiership. Only thing soccer does right. Finishing top after the long season is far harder than winning some micky mouse tournament in September
>>157583415>>157583418Sorry but I'm not making a webm, posting it on another board so it has sound, remembering how to crosspost to another board and linking it here. It's just not happening, ok?
>>157583408KWAB
>>157583408Voss or Sicily. Fuck cant decide who I hate more.
>>157583434>I still firmly maintain finals are bullshitI'm sure you do, Saintsfag.
more like the prancing phony hahahahaha
>>157583323being so far on top of the ladder then dropping a few late dead rubbers along with the usual momentum coin toss that is the prefinals bye looks like the perfect storm for you guys. and now with only one win in over a month which isn't great. real permanent mental scarring territory. on top of all the other mental scarring that is.honestly feel for the few true fredsmen i know... the rest can get fucked though kek.
>>157583457They're both total cunts but if the cunts are going to play against each other then to the victor go the spoils.
Freo will NEVER win a flagEver.How do I know this? Well history says they won't. If they were going to win one they'd have done it by now. Safe to say they simply won't ever win one. Chances are hawks win another couple before fred challenge again.
>>157583434SO true
>>157583408basado
>>157583484>If they were going to win one they'd have done it by now.Not necessarily. It took Aints 93 years to win their first flag. Fred customers might just have to be equally patient.
>>157583408IF SOME CUNT DID THAT TO ME I WOULDF PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING RIBS AND CHOKE HIM THE FUCK OUT
>>157583434>Finishing top after the long season is far harder than winning some micky mouse tournament in SeptemberNot with an inequitable fixture. You seriously think Crows were the best team in it last year because they finished on top of the ladder due to a soft fixture, despite getting bundled out without winning a quarter when they had to play against good teams with something on the line?If you're good enough to finish on top you should be good enough to beat the teams around you at the end of the year.
>>157583408I CANT FUCKEN WATCH IT CUNTIF I CLICK THE VIDEO IT OPENS THE APP STORE CUNTFUCKING WEBM IT OR FUCK OFF FUCKING COCKHEAD
>>157583558dumb phoneposter
>>157583408Nothing worse than a poor winner. Sicily is a monumental faggot and I hate to say it but he had a career best game and fucking destroyed Voss.
>>157582969Watched Fred score 1 goal in 2 quarters then gooned to AI foota porn
>>157583558skill issue
>>157583529>You seriously think Crows were the best team in it last year because they finished on top of the ladder due to a soft fixtureYes.Crows beat Collingwood in round 23, who then beat them in the qualifying final.Crows beat Hawthorn in round 21 who beat them in the semi final.Crows had already beaten the teams around them. Every year a team gets a soft draw and rises up the ladder but never is this enough to have "bad" teams finish top. Same with freo this year. They have been clearly the best team all year.Finals just creates this perceived pressure for some reason. It's all mental.
>>157583564Good goy X account holder
>>157583573>Yes.lol>Finals just creates this perceived pressure for some reason. It's all mental.You are a measly softcock.
I only used X for porn and now that you need to hand over your personal details for that sort of stuff I don't use it anymore.
>fred have the double chance so yeah they can make up for this embarrassing performance in front of their home crowd
>>157583593>now that you need to hand over your personal details for that sort of stuff IYou don't. There are numerous easy workarounds. Easiest just being in browser apps that bypass it compeltely.
iggs men really having a field day today
>>157583500>we exist to win minor premierships
Why did fred fuck up their chance of a home prelim? Why do they love losing home finals so much
>>157583580You don't need an account spastic
>>157583629All of this was explained to you numerous times in detail earlier in the season.
>>157583629>Why did fred fuck up their chance of a home prelim?They're as hard mentally as melted butter.
I’m a trumpsta motherfucker
>>157583564>>157583568cockheads, the both of you
>>157583637But kingy said they were ready
>>157583655>seething this hard because you can't open a fucking linkcrybaby
>>157583650Shalom
>>157573713YEP, I KNEW IM NOT CRAZY, NUMBERS DON'T LIE, UNLIKE GEELONG.I added bookmakers line spreads to game results going back to 2013, and Geelong home games routinely beat the bookmakers spread by 8 points on average, whereas every other team falls within around -4 to +4 points of the spread on average. For reference the average result across all games is +.7 on average, so bookmaker lines are VERY ACCURATE. But who could have guessed the one team that just happens to buck every statistical model just happens to be Geelong? wow! what a coincidence, stop noticing things goy! Whenever Cheatlong play games at Cheat park, make sure you bet on Cheatlong to always cheat and beat the spread!
Were to from here for Kingy?
>>157583661Remember that time kingy said from games between the top 8 50% had won and 50% had lost?
>>157583665*sends you a picture of a video*>how goods this video lads!fucking cockhead, of course you use X
>>157583678I don’t get it
>>157583681>I just can't open a link. There's no way I can do it. I-I just can't, alright?
>>157583693t. kingy
Can someone help the poor lad open the link?
>>157583677fat fraud hack
>>157583629A guy in here last night had actual good analysis of how Hawks gameplay took all Freds midfield stars out of the game.Also I noticed so many contests where they just bombed it inside 50 and 2 or 3 Fred forwards would all get sucked to the drop zone and spoil each other.Also Bolton was on his boong period had like 4 disposals for a half, sookef over not getting a handbag then didn't sheppard for Worner after a great chase and tackle.Too selfish, too scared and too sluggish. You aren't a Premiership side if you have to rally again and again to overcome half time deficits.I say this as a 20+ year Fred man. The cycle of over enthusiastic bandwagon casuals jumping on and hyping these shitters then disappearing continues.
>>157583673>team playing at home has an advantage over travelling sideWow crazy you have exposed a BIG STORY
>>157583677kingy needs to eat some humble pie
>>157583677Hopefully Carlton win it all and he's forced to retire into gambling and alcoholism
I found it quite disrespectful how many time the commentators had to say "170 centimetres"
People from south australia are called "croweaters", make of that what you will.
>>157583736my care cup is empty
lol
I measured 170cm at the start of year 7
>>157583677How is this “expert” so wrong about everything? He’s like some kind of reverse soothsayer that accurately predicts the opposite of what will happen.
All this idiot's not seeing kingy's 4d chess. He's banking on Fremantle to fail. So he can act all shocked and disappointed when fred don't live up to their expectations and he can analyse how they failed gives me plenty of "content."
>Food Shortage: Stories suggest early settlers ate crows, parrots, and cockatoos when red meat was scarce.
>>157583745Meant for this>>157583749
>>157583754exactly and he's been doing it forever
>>157583754>meoh no no no
big game tonight
>>157583774Shut up footysperg
>>157583754WE KNOW ITS YOU DAVIDALSOT Y P OYPOIN THE GROUP CHAT LMAO SUCK A COCK KINGY YOU FAT FRAUD ALCOHOLIC CHILDLESS FREAK
>>157583754>gives me plenty of "content."
>>157583749i look like this and say this>>157583754>kingy was only pretending to be drunk and disorderly
Can’t stop drinking beers kek
>>157583798
ive got nothing to say to you cockheads. dont try me
>>157583812kek
>make insignificant typo>haha your whole post is now wrongit's a now win situation with you idiots
>>157583633Just not gonna visit your gay twitter webviewer site hashem
>>157583812cheer up kingy the season's almost over plenty of time to garn crown soon
I want to start betting with cash but I’m too nervous to go to the tab
>>157583754>gives me plenty of "content." Fuck you. You did this before
>>157583754>how they failed gives me plenty of "content.">me
>>157583863Yeah betting all the cenno money on the ol debit card is probably a bad idea.
>>157583863Its a wonder the government still allows that to happen
>>157583721oh look everyone, here comes the GIDF just in time! somehow Geelong is the only team in the comp that get's an advantage over travelling sides, no other team, not even the mickey mouse perth teams after a 5+ hour flight across a fucking continent get such an advantage! crazy not even the bookers can understand it!
>>157583828Ok mate
>>157583749>hoodie, baggy pants and trainersa true maverick
>>157583934trail blazer
>>157583934renegade
Just ate a diavola pizza with 250ml of chilli oil.What am I in for?
Just got 13 (you)s in my 30 minute lunch break, see you at 4:30 nerds
>>157583961A Fred tier burning arsehole in about 3 hours
>>15758396711 of them were me
>>157583988Other two were me.
>>157583988Not possible because half were me samefagging
i'm me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MesffUgMEqsit's up
last night didn't even feel like a final
>fred don't show up because they're mentally weak frauds >hawks play normal boring footyjust give my cats the flag now
Who /Chloe'2inthepink,1inthestink'Pink/ here?
>>157583967>30 minute lunch breakgrim slave denied any personal wellbeing
shats finna get gaped tonight
They can't even distinguish between qualifying and elimination finals.
>>157584003
kingy the knownothing pinhead
>>157584023Could this league BE any less competent?
>>157584023you dont know which games which?
How long till Laura Kane is sacked?
>>157584023>>157584030websites is hard job
>>157584038it's an interesting discussion
wild card round really took away the soul from the finals
>>157584038have sex you misogynist chudcel
sad to hear about the bane forkie
>>157584023it is jugaad
garn mimic micksperg's posting style and cause chaos lads*waits at ban stop*
Putting McKay on to kick 3+
>>157584023Saar, we are trying our bests.
mom just walked in to come and wake me up and she knocked over my piss jars. now shes saying i have the clean it up? bitch you fucking knocked it over! i am not cleaning it up lol. i am making this post and then going to the pub.
>Were Freo 'spooked' by finals stage? >picture of Fredricksummm
How do you tell your girl you want to stay in and watch footy rather then go out to a bar or restaurant?
>>157584098>momterrible effort by u
>>157584036yes sarr
>>157584053nah that was just fred
>>157584104words, them blank stares and stony silence to anything she says, finally [if within half hour of the bounce and the situation hasnt been decided in my favour] threats of violence. its never progressed past that.
>>157584104https://youtu.be/LhmVxWG6LuE?si=DeQebXLDW6Zby7Lh&t=36
gf has read about a new tooithbrush costing 800 which has a camera on it so you can see your teeth when you brush. i made a joke saying its also a vibrator with a camera and we could make another sex vid. she reckons im a perv. fucken hell she wants an 800 dollar toothbrush!
>>157584169What are you gonna do differently if you can see it anyway?
not your personal blog champ
>Hate Blues >Hate Geelong slightly more>But would really like to see the Blues fairytale run cut shortTough choice tonight but I think I'm gonna back the Cats.
>>157584169women amirite
>>157584173thinm it means you can target plaque better? it sees what a dentist sees, so it claims>>157584174I disagree, champ. ook around, its everyone's personal blog. suck it up.
https://www.dyson.com.au/camerajet-ceramic-ultra-blue
>>157584169Why are you guys wasting money on toothbrushes, your mouth has a tongue, it's self cleaning Go Pies!
rip fanfooty
>>157584196isn't it just because fantasy footy is over for the year?
>>157584173meth mostly
Do you know why it's called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush? Because it was invented in Port Adelaide!
>>157584194>ceramic ultra blue: in stock>ceramic pink: out of stocksome beans getting flicked and schlicked
>>157584104you get to stay in and watch the footy every fucking day if you want if you are a shutin neet. you also get soul crushing and paralyzing lonliness. be thankful you have a girl at all and go to the bar or w/e while it still lasts
>>157584204hahahaha
garn sleep ladshope i don't get woken by schizos
>>157584204thats hilarious Trevoe. and do you known the difference between jam and marmalade?you can't marmalade your dick in a sluts arse!.... though your dad obviously could! hahahaha
>>157584180crisp piesperg
>>157584209The girl in this case is my mum and i'm a neet so i don't really appreciate this post
>>157584217
>>157584196They just shut down for finals. They're only really used widely for live supercoach points anyway and that ends with the regular season.
AFL players can legally claim deductions for fines or financial penalties issued by the AFL Tribunal for on-field conduct (as it occurs directly in the line of work). They cannot claim deductions for off-field behavioral breaches or traffic fines. [1] (https://www.ato.gov.au/api/public/content/0-74a06e48-d07d-44bf-822d-05ecb5764092)
>>157584219I don't support the Pies?
catters
>>157584221so you don't plan on marmalading her bum afterwards?
>>157584228gee thats a long cat
>>157584227fair enough, play on
>>157584232hahaha u ripper!
who gives a poofter's disease ridden arsehole about daicosless footy
>>157584232long like their list of chargers
>>157584232classic
>>157584228the geuernsy needs to be longer.
>>157584201>>157584223monty sold it
it's time to name names
>>157584240Dacosian football existed prior to His arrival to save it.
How many tonight?
watching Andrew Tate again
>>157584228
>>157584256
>>157584264crisp interpol
>>157584263My arms are this big
geelongseether is not of sound mind
how can i be an incel if i vote for pauline?
>>157584263he's got 2 arms and 2 legs, so 4. 4 breaks. >>157584264On the day that Gloria Steinhem dies? maybe watch some choking porn afterwards and go slap some random sluts on the street. they secretly love it.
funny how the people who call others incel are not having sex or having kids themselves
>>157584256To whom?
>>157584268>>157584284https://www.zerohanger.com/end-of-an-era-for-well-known-football-website-182250/
murphy "non damaging" reid
>>157584286>"Why did I sell now? It was a combination of revenue dropping to unacceptable levels, and the realisation that this would probably be my last opportunity to get an exit," the statement from founder, Paul Montgomery, read.Gee, I'll bet the buyer is thrilled with that assessment. No refunds.
Murphy "absolute fraud squatting in an ill-gotten All Australian spot that should've gone to Will Ashcroft or Jai Newcombe" Reid
>>157584316trashcroft and spewcum are plodders
I hate drug, alcohol, gambling and porn addicts
>>157584325Where do you think you are?
>>157584321Preposterous claim.
all went wrong when the country stabbed John in the back for some koala looking dickhead I didn't vote back then so I take zero responsibility
i still think geelong are the only team that can challenge bane this year
I'm sorry, but I simply do not like Italian food. I think that it is very overrated.
>>157584354I told this Italian coworker their food was overrated carb-slop and Greek food cleared and he got pissed off at me for the whole day
italian food is so broad that any claim of not liking it is frankly ridiculous
>>157584352unfortunately. yeah, i think you're right.
>>157584363>italian food is so broadin Italy surebut all the diaspora know how to make is pasta, pizza and lasagna plus mediocre deserts.
>>157584373perhaps but my point stands. how do you feel about caprese salad?
>>157584321if they're plodders, then turdphy peed is more of a spud than a family bag of smiths.
>>157584352perfectly valid post>>157584354>>157584325completely attention-seeking pleas for attentionget girlfriends, or go camping or someything. with some weed, porn, some pasta and red wine.
>>157584350trvke
You guys certainly have some bold opinions.
>>157584350>JohnYou must've meant Paul
>>157584388three overrated list cloggers
>>157584388they look like romansnick is the greeksmith is the germanicbont is the italian
>ask the new arthoe chick at work for a smoke>spend next 40 minutes trapped listening to the complete history of the patriarchy and why she doesn’t want kids Women were definitely a mistake
>>157584407option 4 is crisp as fuck
>>157584407num 1 is kinda cool i guess
>>157584404>Women were definitely a mistakeListening to them definitely is. That's on you, nigga.
>>157584407>Guy DollmanCould it be?
ive mastered tuning out women talkinghavent mastered appearing like im listening though
>>157584407I am a fan of #3
i'm sitting here i miss the power
hawks are my lock for this year
>>157584430Can't see anyone on that side of the draw beating them in a prelim at the MCG unless Brisbane lose to Swans.
someone post sam mitchell after his coke bender in new york
>>157584402>romans>germanicno, they were never civilised by rome
imagine the huge middle finger to the woke left if the swans go onto winning it this year
>>157584439Christianity and by extension Rome eventually colonized them
>>157584442it gave them codes of conduct, but never civilised them beyond following social protocol rules autistically
imagine the huge middle finger to the seethers in alf if the swans go onto winning it this year
>>157584404Should have told her at the end that submission is in her genes because she gave you the smoke without question.
>>157584442Rome conquered Britannia and most of Germania almost 400 years before Rome became Christian.
>>1575844074>1>3>5>>>>2
>ai slop
>>157584460conquering =/= civilising
>>157584457>must not get sent to hrWas me
>>157584468don't have photoshop to do it myself nor would I know how to even use it
it ain't weak to speakalsowithout trucksaustralia stops
do you spastics realise Steve Irwin died today 20 years agowhat were you doing when the news broke
>>157584491Going to a computer ed class just after lunch
>>157584491playing vidya on the pc. overheard it on the tele and thought it was a really weird dark joke at first
>>157584491I was at school we were playing some type of ball game on the oval and this kid started telling everyone
>>157584475But they did. They instituted new methods of construction, housing and infrastructure, a new language along with writing, a monetised economy, and post-Boudica the Britons embraced Roman dress, lifestyle and culture. It completely transformed the isle.
>>157584491This wasn't significant enough to be a "where were you when you heard" moment for me.
>swasnsooks reckon that their shit fraud team that is 2-5 against top 6 teams has a chance in finals without their 5 top playersa healthy jej was had by all
how do i make new irl friends
>>157584518How old are you? Becomes extremely difficult past a certain age.
>>157584518join your local dnd or fighting game group
>>157584421thats why you never got the Q&A hosting role, mate.
>>157584520what age
>>157584491there's a great archived /b/ thread where the news was announced. no, I dont have the link. but it was posted here.
>>157584518>irl friendsthey don't exist any more
>>157584511your arse still red from that 4th slap, ay?
>>157584530reckon old sage moe might have it
>>157584421I understand
>>157584529after 25 - hardafter 30 - very hardafter 35 - ultra hardafter 40 - nightmare
unironically just be yourself putting on a mask makes it harder to connect with people
>>157584504How did the kid find out
>>157584541
>>157584518It’s impossible, just give up
>>157584228Geelong cat is geeloooooooooong
Haven’t made a friend since I was 15
>>157584491chucked a sickie from highschool and was fucking around on habbo hotel while shitposting and watching tv.
Walk me through going to the tab and placing some bets, I’m really scared especially since it’ll probably be busy
>>157584547he had a gift
>>157584511im convinced you have newspaper articles of the swasn stuck all over your bedroom walls and have a permanent expression of seethe
>>157584421>>157584537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QK9_Jzq0wA
>>157584557O L D F A GLDFAG
Robert Irwin would have been a sickcunt if his dadza didn’t die
>>157584567You weren't in highschool in 2006?You must be over 18 to post here, champ
>>157584256Fucking hell. Where will I check the scores now?
>>157584518how do you feel about drugs? drug addicts make friends with other, true its based on whether you have drugs and whether you will share your drugs with them. but drugs = friends.
>>157584547He was the stingray
>>157584557>pools closed due to stingray
>>157584572Footyinfo for mine
curnGOD finna kick 10 and make banepoof an hero
At which new club will Nick Blakey end up after trade period?
best way to make friends is to go to an mma gym, unironically
laffin at all these opposition pollies painting big tobacco as the good guys because the lebbos should'nt be a cartel with a monopoly on tobacco products. evil criminals profiting off our children.,..kek
>>157584583That’s the best way to make snap city mate
>>157584581>curnow>doing something in a finalI'm skeptical.
>>157584582Gold Coast. Sydney gets JUH and tracc
>>157584582Dees I'm hearing
>>157584582some bottom feeder desperate shitter melb club
>>157584582stripclub
It’s like the regularness of life is too much for me
Actually crazy that tobacco is still legal. If it were a new product it would be banned in in instant. When relatively harmless recreational things like airsoft is illegal in Australia how is harmful tobacco still legal?
>>157584583>joining clubs is good for making friendsthis is the same for any club champ, you just joined an mma club and think its the greatest thing eversound like a crossfit dweeb right now
>>157584596how do you feel about dmt?
>>157584588Just fucking lower the tax on it. Fuck me, it isn't rocket science. You lower the outrageous taxes on tobacco and you cripple the illegal market overnight.
Have you guys ever had experiences with a stripper? When I went I just watched from afar and turned down a lap dance
>>157584596I must by loyle to my clubo
>>157584601Airsoft is illegal because they don't want Australia to develop a gun culture.Tobacco is just a stimulant which makes you a better worker be so yeah the government allows it.
>>157584607Went to a strip club twice ever. Once when a long term relationship ended and a mate took me and paid for it . And another time for a bucks show. Both times I didn't really spend any money other than drinks. Lapdance prices are ridiculous
>muh muh points against though
I’m never asking anyone for a smoke again
>>157584601the government gets exorbitant money from every sale, just like alcohol
>>157584593...can you be a little more specific?
ya fellas all sorted for father's day on sunday I assume?
>>157584604more fool me, but the abc was just on, hooknosed harpie PK was interviewing some health guy, said nexactly that, he pulled the "but we need to pay for hospitals that would fill up with people taking up smoking cheap smokes!" and I found it hard to light my ciggy my head was spinning with his train of logic
>>157584618Kek
>>157584602nah, footy clubs are good but blokes tend to commit to their families when they hit late 20smma gyms are filled with different people from all walks of life and you get to know them as stuff like hitting pads, sparring and wrasslin places their safety in your hands and vice versa so you build trust and get to know em very well and most of them are lifelong fighters so family is usually the people at the gymboxings good but theres fuck all women there.
>>157584618dad's decided he's gluten intolerant (he's not) so now i can't get anything for him
>>157584607I've had a few. Best was at a mate's bucks at centrefold lounge. Worst was getting fleeced by a smooth-talking stripper in Vegas. Haven't been to one in years. I'm confident that nowadays most of the girls are covered in tattoos and I'd rather pay them to leave me alone than for a lap dance.
only mums deserve recognition tbqh
The Eureka spirit lives on in dodgy arab tobacconists
>>157584618dad used to beat mum so i usually call him on fathers day and call him a shit cunt and he starts crying
>>157584623Do you get to ‘roll’ with the girls?
>>157584637crisp
>>157584640yeah, ended up married to one of em
>>157584637I’m sorry you had to experience that
so many idiots think their mum got abused because shes poisoned their view of their dadmany cases
I see no reason why anyone would wanna be friends with me
>>157584511>2-5 against top 6 teamswhat's the 2nd team?
freo way to throughshit em real hard
>>157584649saw it myself. at the risk of sounding like a feminist nutcase, most australian men make very poor excuses for husbands and fathers. australian women generally make poor wives too but that's another discussion
>>157584491meth mostly
>>157584652sorry that was when smellbum were in the top 6, so it's actually 1-5, and their only win against another top six side was in round 1 back in march.their only top six double up was brisbane. they've had a piss-weak fixture where they've got to beat up on shit teams like the aints and poot twice and they've comprehensively lost to everyone on their level.
don't smell bums they stink
>>157584668Women's bums stink alright imho.
Got a dvd player and some dvds
>>157584618will give him a call but havent bought him anything for like 5 years
>>157584672nice
>>157584579Looks all right. I'll give it a go.
got heaps of vhs tapes i used to collect but want to get rid of most of them now
i like pink arseholesi like brown arseholes
>>157584491swimming in me dad's nuts
>>157584518join your local pinball comp. lots of rock spiders there
>>157584491got home from school, turned on the computer, opened internet explorer and saw the news on my home page ninemsn.com.au
what do rugba leeg people do as their version of kick to kick down at the park?
>>157584491celebrated with pizza and a cold bear, fuck that animal abusing clown
>>157584698Throw to throw, it’s weird
>>157584698bumfuck each other in the dunnies.
>>157584699Crispola
>>157584699Yum, what toppings
>>157584701*throws you a ball*
>>157584698usually just 69 each other in their rooftop tents
>>157584698groom each other
>>157584701>tfw always picked last
>>157584698they do that gay little ideway twirl throw back and forth. its like if you just went to the park to handball back and forth. I don't understand what they get out of it.
> they obviously feel threatened by nrl
Howling at this latest media psyop that choking during sex is somehow the result of misogyny and male porn use. It is 100% a women driven fetish.
>>157584710
>>157584722Fred got choked out last night. Just saying.
fuck up TipBLOB
@157584735
This isn't funny.
>>157584760What I said every morning when I wake up.
>>157584664deranged obsession
>Fremantle's score of 1.4 (10) was the lowest first-half total by a VFL/AFL minor premier in a final since 1920.these are the type of records my Fred are always setting
>>157584778What was Longo's miserable game plan anyway?
you're a fucking manlet tip blob I've seen you irl with your mail order
whereabouts, mate?
southern cross
What kind of voodoo do I have to employ to ensure catastrophic injuries to Geelong and Carlton tonight?
Is it possible that carlton could win tonight? Feels like fred.
Ever wonder why it's called barbecue sauce? What flavour is barbecue really? Just something to ponder over.
>>157584783Watching his post game now he isn't really saying much we don't already know. They had I50 entries but were rushed, Hawks backs could work the forwards under the ball at will, set up dominate field position to take Fred mids out of the contest and just pressured more, he hinted at lack of field experience but didn't really use it as an excuse.
>>157584800Anything is possible through the power of Christ
>>157584804Finals experience*
>>157584803It's called brown sauce in my house
>>157584803I don't think about it because I don't consume that disgusting sugar shit
>>157584800carlton WILL win by a goal tonightscreencap this post
>>157584800Carlton play well against Cheatlong actuallyRemember when Cheatlong jumped Fred at their Cheat ground in round 1 because Cheatlong played the week before and Fred didn't? Karma for that tonight, Hot Blues, Cold Cats.
>>157584813>inb4 that wasn't me
>>157584812Ok what sauce is good enough for you then?
holy shit. had some mexican uber driver drop off my woolies order. he mixed up the orders and gave mine to someone else before me. he says he'd be back in a minute and then half an hour later he's just driving around aimlessly and says he can't remember where he was before dropping off mine and if he saw the house he wouldn't even remember it. and then I say "Can't you just call the previous customer?" and he goes "Oh jes ok I can call but mai fon in three percent so gonna die" now he's halfway across the other side of adelaide
>>157584819Beerenberg hot tomato sauce is elite
i have information that will lead to the arrest of sam mitchell
>>157584804it was hawks using the wings and holding width taking freos key players out of the equation and fremantles inability to adjust and counter with negative lateral movement that lost it for them
>>157584819It depends on the dish
>>157584827yeah this
it was a sam mitchell masterclass as i predicted
a Claude masterclass
>>157584838ludditebros....
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
>>157584649this happened to my mum by nanza. she only found out when everyone was dead that nanza had actually instigated everything and her biological father wasn't a massive piece of shit and in fact was a decent bloke who loved her and spent his final years walking around the city in the hope of randomly bumping into his estranged daughter.pretty rough.
shaking in anticipation with what stock afl image turdbo will use for our next thread
Haven't had a drink in 35 minutes
>>157584856>bitching about threadsgenuinely who gives a fuck? Make them yourself if it bothers you.
we really should finna get a sticky
>>157584868Not for regular finals
>>157584856You're a weirdo.
just now learning that "wharfie time" is actually a thing and not a meme from here. lollmao
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwAP8et7gmA
>>157584820Maybe don't be a fat lazy cunt next time and go buy your party pies yourself next time
new>>157584860>>157584860>>157584860
I had a cheesy quarter pounder for mcdonalds bcuz i'm a sucker for promotionsIt was an abomination.
>>157584874Wonder why they didn't try it last night
>>157584856Stop lowering the overall quality of my afl experience by being negative about everything. The game deserves better champ.
>>157584875seen this cunt around coog. what a flog
>>157584880margin wasn't close enough jej
>>157583677So this is all Kingys fault, bloke is cursed. Could he go back to hating on Freo at every opportunity
>>157584820you deserve everything you get from enabling this degenerate gig economy that supports and increases immigration. never give a fucking cent to an immigrant, get your orders yourself DIY
>>157583124>richmond>win 8 gameslmao in what fucking world was that ever happeing
>>157583408>spraying someone after the siren goes instead of just shaking handsabsolute spastic behaviour, this is a 31 year old man btw
>>157584491I remember it like it was yesterday...I was in Al-Kharid bank and mum came into the sunroom to ask me if I'd heard Steve Irwin died. I immediately relayed the news to the guys standing at the booth next to me.
