Grass fields edition
I heard the Bills had to replace the field at lowmark stadium.
>>157580458Getting it perfect for opening day.
Chiefieshttps://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ?si=jEnzqtOaRQk9AlHR
>>157580458Who has a better PR team, Allen or Herbert?
>>157580471The nose job is too obvious on her
>>157580471I listen to this banger every time
Imagine how many rings the Ravens would have if they didn't have a RB at QB
>>157580475Imagine having to tard wrangle that doofus Allen. At least Herbert has the personality of a pair of shoulder pads and you wouldn't have to do shit.
Soon.
>>157580475Herbert by a mile. Allen is at least a regular season star
>>157580495Fuck you for reminding me of that plantain shitbag.
>>157580495I wondet what embarassment that kike Goodell has up his sleeve for this years halftime show.
>>157580494>Madison: Herbie… do you think you could… play with me, a little bit? Down there? :3>Herbert: Yep, always happy to do what I can to help our relationship succeed and put us in the best possible position to go the distance.
Last night a packersfag got genuinely upset that people don’t rate JorMan Love top 3
>>157580520What were the gentleman’s arguments?
>>157580520He's definitely a top 30 qb
>>157580529Literally “EPA” and calling me a retard
>>157580520Imagine being a Packers packer and going from 2 hall of fame QB in a row to.. Jordan Love.
>>157580535Oh no. They went from 2 hof QBs to 1 okay franchise QB in a row. How dysfunctional.
>>157580549What have you done for me lately league
My Chargies!
>*levitates on your shit team*Unforgiveable
>>157580458Our Joshie :(
>>157580572>Blows out the third world child ligament trafficked for himheh
>>157580549>okay
What's the best breakfast sandwich?
>>157580563You are NOT part of the horse team club any longer.
Jordan Love is a top 10 QB
>>157580602BEC on an everything bagel is one of the highest floor foods in history
>>157580612Arguably 10th
Jordan Love is a QB.
>>157580602Pork roll egg and cheese on a long roll. If you disagree ydkb(reakfast)
>>157580637
>>157580602I like a simple bacon egg an cheese but there's also this place near me that makes a banh mi with fried eggs on it and it's perfect.
>>157580621It well represented a puerto rican favela and was basically inoffensive.
>Thanks be to God that we defeated the Jets on this dayIs there a more embarrassing franchise?
How about those Rammies?
>>157580654BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT TEBOQ
>>157580645Make your own
>>157580654Kek
>>157580664Kek that throwing motion
>>157580668>a sandwich that is 95% bread and veggiesFor what purpose
>>157580664RIP Demaryius
>>157580683It simulates the french colonial diet.
>>157580669Another Blo Dix masterclass
>Every NFL team's Average Age vs. Power Ranking Ummmmm.... queefs are old and washed xisters?
>>157580726Power ranking?
>>157580535>>157580600>2 HOF QBs in a row.>Didn’t end up in QB hell for the next decade.They did pretty good anon.
>>157580726>average ageNeeds snap-weighting>power rankingWhose?
>>157580534So espn might hire him as an analyst
>>157580726>>157580737>Data sources: power rankings from Kalshi's market-implied board, updated Sept 3, 2026, with the Rams at No. 1. Roster ages from Jimmy Kempski's PhillyVoice count of all 32 teams' 53-man rosters after the Aug 30 cutdown, where Miami had the youngest roster and Pittsburgh and Atlanta the two oldest.
>>157580602Sandwich is not a breakfast item
>>157580743KC is 5 on Super Bowl odds?
>>157580743>Kalshi's market-implied boardAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157580752Does this perturb you tranny?
It's up.
>>157580748
>>157580602A toasted bagel with egg, a pork sausage patty, bacon, a crispy hashbrown, and cheese.
>mfw my QB isn't black
>>157580765No just surprises
>>157580783Why is he so upset? Does he want something to complain about?
Dak Prescott is objectively top 5 btw
>>157580520top 3? that guy's a fucking retard. right around the 10 spot? i could believe it.
>>157580748Actually i take this back i forgot about bagels >>157580780
>>157580789Outside of /nfl/ the Chiefs are still the reigning dynasty with the best QB in the league, being 5 is probably even underrating us. We had a tough season last year but ball knowers should understand what happens when you play an extra season compared to the rest of the league over 9 years and go to 3 owls in a row. I'm expecting us to go 15-2 and meet the Rams in the owl
Harbaugh bros...
>>157580602sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin. search your heart, you know it to be true.
>>157580783>MFW
>>157580654Most people in School were Tebowing back in the good old days.
>Carolina QBs
Anyone have a link to the pick em?
name an active QB with better style. i fucking DARE YOU
>>157580843Nigga looks like a wax statue.
>>157580843Joey DesuArchive
>>157580837Was this supposed to be a flea flicker?
>>157580602A&W
>>157580843He reminds me of Kamaru Usman the way he puts on blaccent and tries too hard to be a smooth brotha
$55M/yr btw.Flores is gonna feast on his bitch ass...again.
>>157580837Kek Todd Bowel Movement>Hooray for my shit team! Now we might go back to .500
>>157580440Red endzone is kino
I'm gonna smoke some chicken quarters and serve them with Ranch style beans TM with jalapeno slices for dinner
>>157580908Watch the bills suddenly magically start wearing red shoes to fuck with the replay officials.
what the FUCK are they talking about?
>>157580861Lol
>>157580922Gay sex, no doubt.
Why the FUCK is the first game of the year on a Wednesday?
>>157580922Harbaugh must have back issues, look at the soles on those shoes.
>>157580922lol harbaugh is bow legged
>>157580922This is scary. I FEAR the Chargers.
>>157580602For me, it's this beauty I had the other day
>>157580941Or knee issues. Either way, you reach a certain age and you realize any place you need to stand on your feet for multiple hours at once, you had best be wearing the most comfortable shoes possible.
>>157580945Well yeah he leads the chargers
>>157580955Go my Broncos btw, forgot to mention
>>157580940In the year 2030, there will be games every night of the week. Also, a team in Mexico City.
>letting players put their IG handles on their jerseys damn, college football went to shit unbelievably fast
we all know who the real winners of the upcoming season is going to be...
>>157580960True, I'm almost there and I do the scholls stuff in all of mine. Funny enough, went to a concert earlier this year and got up nice and close. The guitarist and bassist both had the biggest, thickest soles I've ever seen in my life. They're all 45+, so it makes sense. Just made me laugh because I'm not that far away.
If the Kangz have to get another no 1 overall pick that fails I'm moving to Wisconsin.
>>157580977Of course it's Colorado
>>157580977Hey, that's my alma mater!
>>157580989I think this is our year, bro
>>157580977You DO know what lolardo did with shapooper, right? That university is FULL of cucks.
>>157580828>mcgoyslop
bussy bros, WE'VE FUCKING WON
>>157581011How many on the Chiefs? (0)
>>157581011is /nfl/ Team Louie or Team Blaze?SKOL
>>157581011>the rise continues unabated>down from 2025Lol
>>157580922Shitbaw looks like hes got a full diaper
the caleb episode of hot ones was pure kino
I blame the DFL. Now let's SKOL.
>>157581020for me, it's Jackson O'Brien
>>157580977Coach crimerape
>>157581020I've seen Blaize's asshole pics, I'm team Louie 100%
>>157581003>Mr. All In My Ass saysFuck. We're screwed,
>>157580505You will always be mad and it will always make me laugh
ravens finna go 7-10
>>157580560Do they know that wasn't even his first Super Bowl? For a good chunk of them their world never existed before 2020.
jared "plz don't pressure me" goof
He's top 3
Dem Boyz finna boutta win da owl
>>157581081Why do you seethe about White people so much on /nfl/? Go back to /pol/ you racist piece of shit.
>>157581086once again, Jordan Love is proven to be elite
>>157580922The Chargers have the most autistic coaching staff in the league
>>157580602I still think about the special (the Polar Bear) at this place in the town where I went to college
>>157580505>t.
>>157581080StatCHADS own the NFLStatCHADS own this gennyStatCHADS own your bussyStatCHADS made the NFL more kino by influencing the go for it on 4th down renaissance
>elitesome even say future HoF-tier...
>>157581086People always say Hurts can't handle the blitz
>>157581141Wow, he's an IRL coolface.
>>157581145Calm down
kek
>>157581156Denver is an unfortunate city
>>157581086Tell me something I don't know
>>157581156Little do they know they're doing the same thing now with Bo Bitch kekThey've been doing this with every quarterback since Manning. I remember when Trevor Simian or whatever was the future and Paxton Lynch was the next Elway
>>157581086quite a bit there that seem the same as goof desukind of surprised that blo dix's stats come out like that with how mobile he is
>>157581165I hope the Chinese hit them first.
>>157581156We were 4 points away from winning. It was not a crazy proposition
Hurts is a roster babby and a tush push babby. He deserve credit for having the strength to do the tush push for sure. But the Eagles defense and O-line deserve more credit than they get. The real MVP of the Eagles is Howie Roseman. Hurts just gets the credit because casual fans are retarded and treat the QB position as the only position that exists.
>>157581145>nine (9) seasons as the colts GM and they never won the division and won only a single playoff game no idea how he's lasted so long
>>157581190>Howie RosemanAh, yeah, the jew that magically gets other GMs to give him their best players for peanuts. Yeah, totally.
EDP445 bros...
wooooow
Where does Lamar rank all-time among running backs?
>>157581190Nah, Howie is elite, the O-line is elite (though was shit last season because they were injured), the defense is elite, and Hurts is a great QB.
>>157581223what happened this time?
>>157581227And there it is
>Brad Holmes on Terrion Arnold: "The kid made a mistake"
>>157581165I grew up in Englewood in the 90's Denver was still pretty nice back then. I went to high school with Kyle Shanahan
>>157581255>he dindu nuffin
>his team loses more games than they winshan't be me
>>157581261RG4 will save them… right…?
>>157581258Alison Rush and Sara Scales for me.
>>157581258Which one is you?
>>157581258Kyle Shanahan
>>157581270Future Chiefs legend Mike Tomlin!
>>157581261>no o-line >no secondary why were people hyping the commies?
>>157581270
>>157581261Dak will probably get 1K yards just off of these two meetings.
Ok but memes aside we all realize the Rams are legitimately unstoppable and going undefeated right
jjaguars rivalry jersey looks fucking cool
huh?
>>157581319Anthony Weaver is buttering up Declan Doyle so he can get that bussy
>>157581319Get that thong out yo bussy playa.
>>157581311I doubt they win more than 14 games. Even if they're great, it's still the NFL where even the best teams will drop a couple games to lesser teams. They'll still probably be the #1 seed though.
why is the AFC so fucking backwards?
>>157581292The Chiefs, Eagles, and Rams are the only relevant teams in the league. Pats are off the list because they were only relevant when they had Brady.
>>157581348>for their fans to enjoyThe media and all journalist really need to be strung up with nooses.
Fly Eagles Fly!https://x.com/PolymarketSport/status/2094562862253367675
>>157581346They have the GOAT pass rusher and the best pass rusher in the NFL on the same line combined with Trent McDuffie at cornerback, and a loaded offense. They're not losing one game brother
>>157581359i enjoy male cheerleaders
>>157581359Just say jews.
>>157581285>PFFYou guys aren't actually taking this seriously, right?
>>157581348National Faggot Conference
>>157581348All me and the boys pretending to be fans of rival teams and constantly hounding them about why they don't have male cheerleaders.
>>157581381>t. gaylen squirts
>>157581397>pretending to be gay
Someone should shoot Colin Coward and end his and our misery.
>>157581411You did not remember that and are not doing that.
>>157581418Nah, I'm actually gay but I'm afraid to admit it to the guys cause it might affect our locker room antics. I figured making fun of gays would help protect my straight image. Go Lions btw
>>157581380They're gonna lose at least a couple games.
>>157581380>They're not losing one game brotherLook at their schedule. 49ers who the Rams always seem to drop a game against, Denver, Philly, Buffalo, Chargers, Packers with Parsons back, Dallas if they're as legit as their off season would have you believe, and THEN both Seattle games. There is a 0% chance the Rams bring their A-game to 100% of those games. They're losing at least 1 and more like 3 or more. They lost to the fucking Panthers and Falcons. It just takes one bad day or one HC who can solve the Rams system. You're massively underrating how talented other NFL teams are and how smart other NFL coaches are.
>>157581488they're going 16-1 and losing to the Chiefs
>>157580602Gotta be peanut butter and pickle for me. Can’t go wrong.
>>157581488>You're massively underrating how talented other NFL teams areNo YOU'RE underrating what a ridiculous roster advantage they have. You won't understand how gamebreaking that D-line is until you see it in action. This team is 10x the Patriots team that went 16-0 for reference. It's the most loaded roster of all time. They will literally not lose, will win the owl undefeated and go down as the most mickeyest mouse superteam of all time. There is no stopping it
>>157581500Whoops, I forgot to add "Chiefs if their bounce back is real". That's definitely a real game
>>157581311they're not, fuck off.
>>157581512Quiet
>>157581506>No YOU'RE underrating what a ridiculous roster advantage they have. >It's the most loaded roster of all time. Their roster was more loaded than the Panthers and Falcons. They also have shit special teams, which is part of the team
>>157581517they fixed their special teams
>>157581514You hope they don't because it will be transparent how ludicrously mickey mouse stacked your team is otherwise. But it's going to happen, and you will never live it down. It's a real monkey paw curls situation. Yes you win the owl, but also nobody will ever respect it and it will go down in infamy
>>157581528Name 2 changes they made this off season
>>157581506>staffords back gives outaaand they miss playoffs
>brady has his first losing season >the season afterwards he won the fucking owlmahomes had his first losing seasonand you fags are counting him out. screencap this post in February.
>>157581553Nobody could laugh for so long. You're obviously lying.
Stafford is actually due for an injury and having to sit out some games.Last time he missed a game was 2023, no missed games in 24/25.
Will there be a crossover with /nrl/ for the game next week?
>>157581578>Donald will be injured>Stafford will be injuredIt's all copium and hopium because they're unstoppable otherwise and you know itBetter hope. That's all I can say. Otherwise, the season is ceremonial
>>157581584Hopefully not faggot.
Bahamas… whatever happened there?
>>157581612His Reddit got doxxed and the Tua’s brained turned into scrambled eggs. He ended up being right about Herbert tho.
>GENERATIONAL MINA REACTION IMAGEGENERATIONAL MINA REACTION IMAGE>GENERATIONAL MINA REACTION IMAGEGENERATIONAL MINA REACTION IMAGE>GENERATIONAL MINA REACTION IMAGE
>>157581612
>>157581348Why does this trigger people?
I fucking hate microsoft windows
>>157581631
I've been lifting weights and walking 8 miles a day, hope to lose 20 lbs by christmas when I will eating like a fat and drinking lots of beer.
>>157581133Aaron would have made that throw...
>>157581654I'm sure it hates you too brownoid.
woke up to take a crap again, must have eaten something bad earlier. just dropping to say hi to frens
>>157581662Good for you fatty
>>157581662We wish you a merry christmasWe wish you a merry christmasdesu Christmas is going to have some good games on.
God I wish I was a Kansas City Chiefs fan
>>157581680finland does not look like that
Some dogshit team like the Cards needs to go full hitman on the Rams and try to injure as many players as they can
>>157581696How do you know? You’ve never been there
>>157581712i do know that is a meme toilet from the maldives thobeit
>>157581536New longsnapper Cardona and they took a special teamer from Detroit, Grant Stuard.
W*men don't know ball
>>157580664
>>157581733Touch grass, incel
>>157581745I'm outside right now, simp
>>157581758You might be unfixable. Try talking to a woman next, see if that helps.
>>157581720what's wrong with my toilets :(
>>157581770Why would I want to talk to women?
>>157581547>Becomes the OROY in your path
>>157581790The seethe would be endless
>>157581790Sneed picked simpson as a joke, this guy is not a serious football player
My 4chan is Chiefs themed uwu :3
>>157581938Hopefully the Pats spiral so we get a full blown melty from Magic Mike
>>157581938Yep, it's a 7-10 season for Robert Kraft (jewish)
>>157581727Ok, how does that fix their blocked FGs, muffed punts, and giving up kickoff return TDs?
>>157581938This is one of the grimiest coverups in NFL history. She shouldnt be anywhere near a team in any capacity ever again. Not to mention that I just read reports that they will soft launch Russini back into the media at some point soon.
>>157581938Why didn't anyone as kraft about him raping illegal aliens in some whore house in Miami?
The Top 100 QBs according to the NFL Throwback channel and boy it's bad both in rankings and names not on here. too much recency bias too.100-91>100: Jay Cutler, 99: Mark Rypien, 98: Brian Sipe, 97: Jim Everett, 96: Bert Jones, 95: Steve Grogan, 94: Kerry Collins, 93: Ryan Tannehill, 92: Brad Johnson, 91: Daunte Culpepper, 90-81>90: Sam Darnold, 89: Joe Ferguson , 88: Norm Snead, 87: Ron Jaworski, 86: Andy Dalton, 85: Baker Mayfield, 84: Danny White, 83: Don Meredith, 82: Trent Green, 81: Jeff Garcia80-71>80: Frank Ryan, 79: Derek Carr, 78: Jim Hart, 77: Justin Herbert, 76: Archie Manning, 75: Arnie Herber, 74: Vinny Testaverde, 73: Mark Brunell, 72: Alex Smith, 71: Matt Hasselbeck70-61>70: Charlie Conerly, 69: Jack Kemp, 68: Dave Krieg, 67: John Hadl, 66: Tony Romo, 65: Earl Morrall, 64: Kirk Cousins, 63: Dak Prescott, 62: John Brodie, 61: Joe Theismann, 60-51>60: Phil Simms, 59: Rich Gannon, 58: Michael Vick, 57: Steve McNair, 56: Jim Plunkett, 55: Boomer Esiason, 54: Jalen Hurts, 53: Carson Palmer, 52: Joe Flacco, 51: Daryle Lamonica50-41>50: Andrew Luck, 49: Drew Bledsoe, 48: Donovan McNabb, 47: Jared Goff, 46: Randall Cunningham, 45: Joe Burrow, 44: Roman Gabriel, 43: Bob Waterfield, 42: Cam Newton, 41: Ken Anderson40-31>40: Bob Griese, 39: George Blanda, 38: Matt Ryan, 37: Ken Stabler, 36: Philip Rivers, 35: Russell Wilson, 34: Sonny Jurgensen, 33: Joe Namath, 32: Eli Manning, 31: Norm Van Brocklin30-21>30: Dan Fouts, 29: Y.A. Tittle, 28: Len Dawson, 27: Bobby Layne, 26: Warren Moon, 25: Lamar Jackson, 24: Jim Kelly, 23: Matthew Stafford, 22: Josh Allen, 21: Troy Aikman20-11>20: Kurt Warner, 19: Ben Roethlisberger, 18: Terry Bradshaw, 17: Sid Luckman, 16: Bart Starr, 15: Roger Staubach, 14: Steve Young, 13: Sammy Baugh, 12: Fran Tarkenton, 11: Otto Graham10-1>10: Brett Favre, 9: Dan Marino, 8: Drew Brees, 7: John Elway, 6: Aaron Rodgers, 5: Johnny Unitas, 4: Joe Montana, 3: Patrick Mahomes, 2: Peyton Manning, 1: Tom Brady
>>157582029>100: Jay CutlerStopped reading there
>>157582053pretty much what i did when i began watching that video lol
>>157582029>93: Ryan TannehillExcuse the fuck out of me? Is this a joke?
What's the Spee consensus on Jordan Love? Is he a white QB or a >black QB
>>157582029>gay buttler
>>157582029>too much recency bias too.Wonder which name makes you say that anon
>>157582029>top whatever according to some guy
>>157582067One of the darkest QBs you will ever see.
>>157582028Can you cool it with the anti semitic remarks? Thanks
>>157582029>no CHAD pennington>mutthomes at #3Irrelevant lst.
>>157582067I don't know, I'm not a racefag
ENTER
How did we only win one ring with Rodgers....
>>157582028Getting handjobs from a middle aged Asian lady is a rite of passage
when is the first football game of the season?
>>157582167Wednesday
>>157582167Wednesday for some reason
>>157582177>>157582176Wednesday was yesterday though
>>157582212Theres another Wednesday coming up in like 6 days
>>157582212tee hee xD
>>157582228no....NO!
The most wrong man in the history of the world
>>157582228Hopefully you don't live that long :-) Praying bro
>>157582274God willing
>>157582281I agree.
>>157582274I fucking wish
>>157582024LB covers punt returns, Longsnapper adds to blocking for the kick game and speeds up the entire kick operation. iirc rams punt returner has only muffed one his entire career, so if he's shook by the NFCCG forever they can just add at the trade deadline or switch to Corum. Did you really need these things explained to you?
Don't run when it comes.
>>157582330Kiwifaggot is homohearting posts on light twitter
>>157582319You've convinced me. 2 mid players really are going to totally fix their dogshit special teams. They were just an LB and a longsnapper away from their kicker being more accurate or their blocking not being total dogshit
>>157582356>name 2 additions they made>uhh actually those don't mattery u so mad?
>>157582416You said they "fixed" their special teams with an LB and a longsnapper lol. Neither LB nor longsnapping was the problem
Jordan Love sat behind Aaron Rodgers who was/is the best 4 minute offense runner of all time and instead of killing clock and getting first downs he spammed shots into the end zone and ended up losing the game. Then they blame the kicker for missing instead of le EPA man making the right play.
Is Resident Evil 2 Remake a good game? I bought it a long time ago but I haven’t played it.
>>157582430It's amazing how much leftists discourse is just them pretending not to understand things.
Kinda crazy innit if Mahomes hadn’t lost to Brady in two pivotal games we’d actually be arguing if he or Brady were the greatest of all time.
>>157582470Tbf McAnus left 7 points off the board.Also I know I'm making excuses, but there was 2 big drops on that final drive
>>157582596It's not going to be as relevant in the future as you think it is. He's an obviously better quarterback who isn't going to stop winning rings any time soon. Nobody blames him for either of his losses to Brady, the AFCCG he had no defense and the Pats had one of the best and he still turned it into a shootout and only lost due to a coinflip in OT. The Bucs owl he had no o-line. Neither are a great head-to-head and won't be factored when he becomes the first QB to 3peat or gets to 6-8 rings.
>>157582634Wtf?
>>157582228since when?
>>157582561Out of nowhere
7>3 though
23 > 9 I fear
2>0 i believe
>>157581901>female Ball Knower™Doesn't exist
Me > you thoughbeit
>>157582520Entire Chiefs defense deserved to be gang raped after this play
>>157582732you = shitting cum in missouri
>>157582733Kino
>*responding directly now*Oh he's seething kek. I won
>>157582029We all knew the top 10 was going to be retarded in some form, but:>12: Fran Tarkentonpretty based desu
>>157582821>Fran TarkentonGiven how Rivers un-retired, the Vikings should've considered giving Tarkenton a call
>>157582816He was fatigued like the whole team douchebags. You'll all see this season, and be sorry
>>157582759shut up faggot
>>157582889>Muh model says this!Nope, fraid she doesn't know ball.
>>157582889he said female, not sexless shapeshifting lizard "people"
>>157583023Based
>>157582726Your mom knows my balls very well because I Squidward her all the time
>>157583041Joke's on you, faggot, she's dead.
>>157582821proto-Mahomes
>>157583006>walking into Browns facility Cleveland in Browns
>>157583037
>>157583049lol she died with no grandchildren you homo fag
>>157583239He becomes the starter
BACK DOOR THROUGH THE BACK BACK DOOR YEAMAHOMES WITH THE MASK ON WITH THE MASK MASK ON YEA
Just wiped my stinky asshole with some QueefTards face. There was nothing he could have done about it. Go Rams by the way
>>157583320That leva cant hang lmao. Go Rams
reminder for all you faggots, even the mongrels all the way in the back that think they're slick.
I'M LISTENING TO SOME FUCKIN RAP
>>157583433I DONT REALLY CARE IF YOU CRYMAHOMES KNEE SHOULDVE NEVER LIEDSAW THE WAY HE CRUMBLED IN MY EYESHE SAID I AM QUITE AFRAID TODIEPUSH ME TO THE EDGEALL MY CHIEFS ARE DEAD
>>157583444No, not that. I'm listening to YEAT SLOWED & REVERB (^BASS BOOSTED^) VOL. 5
Remember when every team had some shitter making a remix of Black and Yellow kek
>>157583006>>Yea we traded away Myles Garrett but the analytics said it was smartI'm very suspicious about LA getting all these magical deals first Luka and now this. At least in Luka's case the NBA wasn't actually building a superteam to win championships it was just trying to keep LA relevant for when Lebron left, but in this case the NFL seems to have absolutely colluded to get a superteam in LA and ensure another trophy for their biggest market, all just to stop Sam Darnold of all people.
>>157583501I don't believe the NFL is hardrigged but the Rams getting Myles Garrett for pennies in the same year the owl is in LA again is objectively suss. Wouldn't surprise me if the Browns were leaned on a little
>>157583488YEA YOU KNOW WHAT IT ISIM A BRONKIE ALL YOU NIGGAS FLUNKIES
>>157583540You're not allowed to use that word.
>>157583509>e year the owl is in LA again is objectively suss.don't forget the phantom holding that won LA that first owl either. It's all quite suspicious. I don't want to say it's rigged either, or maybe it's just not *always* rigged, because last year seemed completely unrigged, however it also resulted in a mid tier market team winning, which the suits might not have been happy about.
>>157583607if you think the nfl is rigged, why would the Seahawks winning the super bowl the same year they announce they're going up for sale not raise your suspicion?
Finna make ya?
>>157583674Backup QBs dont make anyone seethe lil bro
It's bad
>>157583607My lovable small-market underdog flyover Chiefies must’ve made the suits seethe for the past 5 years
Picking division winners cuz I'm bored>AFC EastPatriots>AFC SouthJaguars>AFC NorthBengals>AFC WestThis one will bite me in the ass I'm sure, but Chargers.>NFC EastEagles>NFC SouthBucs?NFC NorthBold pick lock of the century here: Da Bearce>NFC WestRams easy
>>157583657> the same year they announce they're going up for sale The Paul Allen foundation was still claiming to not be selling the team even after the owl, and had been fighting to not sell it for years. But his will required the team be sold and the proceeds given to charity, so after years the NFL finally forced them to. But yes it would seem suspicious that the year the hawks were forced to sell is the year they won, when their value would be at its peak. I just didn't see any major rigging in the games.
the nfl is rigged! I know because the team based some bumfuck hick town in the middle of nowhere: Missouri, keeps winning, because obviously there’s more money to be made from rigging it for those stupid hick rednecks to win than from nyc, Seattle, or LA winning
>>157583839>no major riggiThe "backwards" pass
Coach Prime won tonight
>>157583862Ccp were controlling America through Biden so the red and yellow ccp chiefs were fraudulently propped up
>>157583850Grew up playing football and would have gone to a D1 school as LB if my HS coach wasn't a faggot. I've forgotten more about football than your kiwi ass will ever know.
>>157583862>>157583753The NFL tried to make the Chiefs the new Cowboys, but it failed.
>>157583674>*mogged by Nussmeier*Why even live?
>>157583913no major rigging in a post season game, when the rigging actually mattered.
>>157583955Rewatch the superbowl they were very ticky tacky calling anything when the patriots got a spark like the punt return that got called back because of a "block in the back" and the dude had him on the shoulder and rib cage
>>157583935>8. DolphinsLolwut
>>157583976Punch ya in the nose is what I'd do. Two hits, me popping you and you dropping to the floor.
>>157583674Even his brother is a bust.
Worked
*snuggles closer to you* :3
I don't recall a training camp where this many critical players got banged up. They need to fire their strength and conditioning coaches.>Patrick Mahomes QB recovering from injury>Rashee Rice WR recovering from injury>Mansoor Delane CB recovering from injury>Trey Smith RG recovering from injury>Chris Jones DE minor injury>Josh Simmons LT minor injury>R Mason Thomas DE minor injury
>>157583955riggi got them homefield though
>>157584031sometimes when i go to they gym late at night i see a girl wearing a raiders shirt around...
>>157584025Who the fuck is Rylie Mills
Party in the city where the heat is onAll night, on the beach 'til the break of dawnWelcome to MiamiBienvenidos a MiamiBouncin' in the club where the heat is onAll night, on the beach 'til the break of dawnI'm going to MiamiWelcome to Miami
>>157584100Stafford melting down in two (2) games against NFC South teams is what got the hawks homefield advantage. 60% of his INTs came from two games.
>>157584072Saints
>>157584125He's the most overrated shitter of all time. We'll see if the most loaded roster of all time is enough to give him a second owl appearance.
>>157584140he won with a super team the first time so I don't see why he won't win with another super team
>>157584140To be fair it was against a team with no o-line and the Rams had Aaron Donald and Stafford still kept it close. I don't see anyone stopping them this season though
>>157584149Meant for >>157584145Sorry
>>157584125or they get the tiebreaker over Seattle
>>157584158I don't play fantasy, I just root for my team
>>157584140>Most overrated shitter of all timeThat would be Aikman
>>157584172Elway actually
>>157584172Stafford tops Aikman because nobody ever believed Aikman was a top QB but people unironically have thought Stafford is a Rodgers-tier QB since he was on the Lions
>>157584183Yeah the push of Stafford being top 10 all time isn't right either. But some fanbases and pundits are in denial about him being a HOFer.
>>157583935#1 in the hood, G
it's iceman season
>>157584214Give it a rest already, Caleb. Christ.
Fingering my anus at irregular intervals
>>157580520Mina Kimes rated him as the second best QB in the league on the Bill Simmons podcast
Am I statmutt
>>157584249Thanks for confirming Mina is a fucking idiot that shouldn't be taken seriously. Ever.
>>157584237mods permabanned me when I posted pics of you, and then another pic of my rifle pointed at you a few months ago.
>>157584266>mods permabanned meCan't stop me. The anal fingering will continue until morale improves.
>>157584249I'm also high on Love but if true that foid is absurd. The way I have it is:
>>157584274Oh I thought you were kiwi, carry on
Been at work all day. How were all the games last night ?
>>157584250>statmuttYou will never be me. I'm staying out of this season since my Chiefs are tanking.
>>157584025kek it's true!!
which is better?
>>157584401Broncos fan here. I think he looks great either way. God the things I'd do for a little chocolate lovin'.
Can he be stopped?
>>157580475Herbert by a mile. The fact that he's even in the discussion for being a top 10 QB is proof his PR team is incredible. It's arguable he's not even a top 16 QB. I can probably list off 16 QBs I'd rather have start for my team than him. In no particular order>Mahomes>Allen>Jackson>Burrow>Dak>Hurts>Purdy>Stafford>Maye>Lawrence>Caleb>Baker>Nix>Goff>Darnold>Love>Jayden Daniels>NixAny of these fucks I'd rather take over Herbert. And it's not just that he hasn't won a playoff game. He has been FUCKING HORRIBLE in every single playoff game he's ever played, and in the regular season he's just good at best. He's an alright QB that gets treated like he's untouchable.
>gaygay mcsharty removed as team captain damn. do they come to your locker and rip the captain tag off your jersey?
>>157584441>>Dak>>Hurts>>Purdy>>Stafford>>Maye>>Lawrence>>Baker>>Nix>>Goff>>DarnoldDelusional
>>157584401Freddie Mercury ass nigga
>>157584458You ready for the Chargers to have another 10-7 season and get bumped again in the wild card round?Bolt up!
>>157584467who?
>>157584473>Gooflol
>>157584473love could never ever
>>157584478Some talentless fag.
>>157584473Let's see what he looks like without Ben Johnson, so far not greatHe's obviously less talented than Herbie, be for real>>157584476I'm ready for an LA bowl actually
>>157584441>>157584278>MahomesI'm predicting he's going to have a bad season while recovering from the ACL injury. He's not going to be top 20.
Brady, Manning, Rodgers, and Brees, were in the league at the same time....
>>157584458Herbert is weakmind
>>157584492Ok
>>157584512What about Carson Beck?
>Scat Shitfordoh dear....
>>157584514Barson Kek?
ZAMN Mark Davis looks like THAT?
I want to know what a girls pussy feels like.
>>157584633we know kiwi. maybe stop inserting your penis into men's anuses and try to get a girl
>>157584633bags of sand
Whos gonna pick him up and put him on their team?
>>157584734LSUMaybe a CFL team just for the publicity assuming he's not in prison
I need a bitch with those sharp evil whore fingernails to give me a mean back scratch right now brahs.
>>157584774where did you get this picture of me and my 3 bitches?
>>157584734Boutta get to work yessir! Put up or shut up on on god an dem! Stay true to yaself wont be no one else! 100 #grindset #icemansummer
You know what? Jags win the superb owl
>>157584988Big eurobucks
>>157584633Imagine if the thickest, fleshiest, meatiest, and least floppy and swimmy part of your nuts had a little butthole in it that started slightly moist but eventually got EXTREMELY sweaty the more you shoved things in it or rubbed it. That's the best way I can explain it to someone who has never touched vag.Also, my Patties are going to win the opener against the Seahawks and I can't believe people don't see it.
GAInWELL.......Gains well
jannybitch on one tonight
Kiwi do you have a pudgy hand like a Broncos fan or a manly hand like a Chiefs fan
>>157584633Buy a fleshlight and some lube. It's remarkably similar.
>>157584199You look at that and tell me there's a god.
Name 1 qb currently playing that will have more rings than mahomes before retiring?
Was Indy actually good last year? Or did they just beat up on shitters?
>>157585491They were good. Danny Dimes was playing really well paired with an elite running back and a solid defense. Even if they manage to return to the same level this season they won't be a threat though, the AFC will be much deeper and better this year
>>157585491>Record>8–9>3rd AFC Southwhat?
>>157585491their offense was good before Dimes got hurt
>>157585519He probably means before Daniel Jones got injured, genius
>>157585534>their offense was goodthey beat up on shitters except for denver and the chargers
>>157585588why exactly don't the broncos and chargers count? Jones also got hurt and played worse before he ultimately snapped his shit for good. Who would have thought that a leg fracture would lead to an achilies
Is it a good thing that he died before becoming a shithead like AB?
Everybody is saying "good luck Chiefs!" and wishing the Chiefs the best on their upcoming season
>>157585902I'm not so you're literally wrong
Didn't read
Also didn't read
Didn't read that either
>chargers signed Herbie's ugly brother at TEnepotism should be illegal
>>157585540ah yes the only NFL team that had an injury that year
>>157586075well we know who herbie is going to be feeding
>>157585902That sounds nice. Let's try that, I'll go first!good luck Chiefs! I wish you the best on their upcoming season!
>>157586094Very based! Thanks anon
Patrick Mahomes rolling into the 2026 season like:https://youtube.com/shorts/pogA3_qM_Ko
Can't read :(
Sick of this rancid heat. Just want to ball up in some pajamas on a 40 degree day autumn Sunday and watch my Kangz.
TrevGOD LawPRINCE will win the AFC this year
Just had sex and came back to see janny banned me keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking bald faggot getting $0 per hour to clean up my posts you wanna clean up my cum next?Nix Chads we stay winning
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>157586908>Just had sexWas he cute?
>>157586935Manlet boomers should all be gassed. I still hold any 'male' 5'6" and under should be forced to transition and serve as male relief.
>>157587029He didn't see his face probably.
>>157587029probably groomed a kid
MANDATEDMANLETBUSSY
>>157585491Nah they should have lost the Denver game and mostly beat up on trash squads in weeks 1-10
>>157587113this but under 5'10
Bills will fail, again. When was the last time an internal hire for hc worked out?
>>157587444They buttraped the chargers at home too
>>157587463A fair compromise.
>>157587500Yeah I said trash squads
>>157587561Top 5 defense
>>157587624And my sphincter has a top 4 defense, so stop trying to get with me
>>157587655Why are you like this?
>>157587658Kegel exercises every morning
>>157587624They’ll be shit without minter
>>157587679True
>>157581380The rasm haven't beaten the eagles since 2020.
