SERIE A MATCHDAY 3>Friday, 4 September 202620:45 Genoa 1-4 Como>Saturday, 5 September 202615:00 Fiorentina - Torino18:00 Infami - Napoli20:45 Roma - Atalanta>Sunday, 6 September 202615:00 Frosinone - Venezia15:00 Parma - Monza18:00 Bologna - Sassuolo20:45 Juventus - Bbilan>Monday, 7 September 202618:30 Cagliari - Lecce20:45 Udinese - LazioPrevious >>157566077Reminder to tally up the spoils of war, send a wreath of laurels to Vercingetorix, brace for the imminent Lombardian incursion and stay Giampaolopilled
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negru
a solid 5.5 performance from doobiecas can we reopen the mercato please
nihao
>Troy pappagalloDo it grimvali
>>157590679We are stuck with DouvikAss now (with Kean about to bench him)Enjoy the ride and keep your seatbelt on at all times
Sleep tight /s̵̢̧͇̠͔̺͈̼̻̹̘̯̋̄̈͋̚͜͝ͅe̶̢̨̟̖͉̼̮͕̦̻̳̣͓̼̝͖̥̺̙̽́̾̀̾̌͊̃͆̊͠͝͝͝r̸̨̼̠̠̽̾͐̽͋̀́̇̋̈́̃͘̕͘i̵̧̢̪͙̻̫̘̥̋̎̒̀̋́̀̈́̈́̔͆̓̚ȩ̷̟͍͉̣̤̠̟͕̣̰̦̟̱̭̮̓̊͒̆̿̉̋̏̀͒̉̃̈̑̈́͂͆̕͝a̴̢̢̧̩̹̪͖̻͉̝̘͙͉̗͂͑͛̔̈̃̿̚/
>trusting greek fraudsthey expire after 2 weeks like opened feta cheesedont ask why he is in the gigasquadrone btw
>>157591308meant to attach
>>157591308one of their big talents is a Jehova’s Witness and is actively rejecting NT calls because of it, paese finito
Uh oh, someone spent a few hours debating wether Douvikas was worthy of a signing before mercato closed off
the best strategy for racking up more points in Fantacomfy is to pick players from the Argentine national team #GrandeAfa
>>157591330Lmao wtf
For me, it's Sonoya Mizuno's accent
>matchday 3>still going on with fantaI'm so glad I'm druk
smells like sushi
almost 30 years later I realized cowboy bebop needed 20 more chapters to make sense, also I need more booze
Just woke up feeling peckish and made a ham and cheese sandwich, going back to bed now to hopefully have some cheese-fueled crazy dreams about the winter mercato
New whiteness map just dropped
Ayo hol’ up didn’t >we buy Moreira to replace estupinan on the left?
>>157595301galaria chukweezing solves it
>On Pape Sarr: De Zerbi had explained that the player had a minor physical issue. So the Bianconeri medical staff will have to work hard to ensure that Sarr can build up the fitness needed to play more minutes as quickly as possible.The player is in overall condition. But Sarr needs some physical work because of that minor fitness issue he is having.
>>157595301a pidgin speaking account with a kpop profile picture is more credible than Gazzetta, don't bother
>A new low for the FIGC’s sports disciplinary system: sports prosecutor Giuseppe Chiné, in a document spanning over forty pages and packed with citations, references and footnotes, has admitted that candidate Giovanni Malagò was not a registered member when the vote for the presidency of the Italian Football Federation took place. The new FIGC president Malagò lacked an essential requirement to stand for the highest office in Italian football, as laid down in Article 29 of the Statutes and the guiding principles of CONI, a shortcoming that should invalidate Malagò’s election as president and consequently annul all documents and contracts signed, including Roberto Mancini’s contract as Italy’s manager. Nevertheless, Chiné is proposing that the case be dismissed.
>>157595301lmao juve is shit
>>157596141
>>157594118What? Bebop is perfect once you realize the apex of every character's story has already happened prior to ep1 and its all about coming to terms
it seems so strange to see Como on top.Yes I know, they have played one additional match so it does not really matter.
>>157596598t. Serbia on vacation
Good morning!>Ardon Jashari on Juventus to: “They have a strong squad and also a great coach, with a clear idea of football. But we have to focus only on our new style of play, which we need to improve. Because the season is long and, as I said, we have to grow and prepare well for every match.”“For us it’s very important to believe firmly in this way of playing and to keep taking steps forward in every training session. If we manage that, we’ll become a strong team that’s hard to beat. >Naturally, opponents will study us, but we have to keep going down our path knowing that every game is different from the last. In Italy there are no easy matches, I understood that as soon as I arrived in your league.We’re at a big club and the players are all strong. It doesn’t matter if we sometimes make a mistake, here we know what we have to do. >If we always play as a team, with and without the ball, the direction is right. You have to be aggressive in the press even at the cost of conceding a bit more space. I’ll say it again: individual errors happen, but with attention and organisation many of them can be avoided or corrected. When we’ve absorbed it and each of us has made progress, we won’t be easy to beat.”Any plans for today?
>>157596141What a circus
>>157596605>it seems so strange to see Como on topGet used to it kek
>>157596605is it really surprising though? it's a plastic phoenix club with no history, no debt, no fans, no football culture and no intention to invest in Italian players in the long run. their only distinguishing factor is unlimited foreign money in a sports federation (FIGC) full of corrupt quacks where every member has a price tag, and once that price is met, they'd gladly let someone piss in their mouths at once for an extra bribe
>meltdown over Coomo at 10 a.m. on a Saturdaykek It's not healthy, fra
neigh, it's YOUR fault for not being pissed off 24/7 at the state of calcio
co Como mai
>Gerry Cardinale arrived at Milanello. While entering the grounds he welcomed the journalists and fans with "We're ready baby".
>Gerry Cardinale arrived at Milanello. While entering the grounds he welcomed the journalists and fans with "#GrandeRafa".
>>157596605We're here to stay
if you hate Como you hate football, it's the team that plays better with riomma currently in the league
>>157597391
big day for calcio
>>157597400Is there another Eufemiano Fuentes who can pass on more sporting tradition to you?
>>157590648Is serie A a farmers league if malen can look like prime zlatan?
The Memedivisie Player of the Month for August? Future Jj player Gjivai Zechiël.
knvb has a secret eugenics program to produce pier van hooijdonk regens
>>157598252Surely the football club he plays for didn't lose HEAVILY last season to MO'N's Pope's XI?!
>Da un cavallo di razza a un altro, Spalletti parla di Woltemade in questo modo: "Che tipo di cavallo è? Io ho un Frisone, mi sembra molto simile. È statuario, incute un po’ di timore dal punto di vista fisico poi è dolcissimo e si lascia accarezzare e cavalcare. Diventa molto bravo anche nelle relazioni coi compagni.Man, why is Buciano always saying fuckass shit like this
Trieste? Impossible to suffer there.>>157598314Rematch in the CL this season?
>>157598350It's the only way to throw stupid cunts in the lolsportsjournalism field off
>Pavlovic: Which Juventus player concerns you most? “Conceição is difficult to contain. He’s quick and can shoot with both feet, although this season Bartesaghi or Estupiñán will probably be responsible for marking him.”Which Juventus defenders do you admire? “I really like Bremer and Lucumí. They’re two of the best defenders in Serie A.”
>>157598350>poi è dolcissimo e si lascia accarezzare e cavalcare. Diventa molto bravo anche nelle relazioni coi compagnihe is never beating the allegations
>Allegri: "You're putting too much responsibility on Vergara. He's just a kid who's only managed to play 20 matches in Napoli so far. We need to be more patient." - The aforementioned Antonio Vergara will turn 24 in January.Lol
>FrisooooooOOOOOOoooone!
>>157598459absolutely babby talento, barely left his mothers nipple
>>157598380The look she gives you after storming in and saying "its not going to lick itself">CLSecond rate boring competition, everyone knows the Evropa League is where its at these days
Amplifico mufa
>licking pusyWhy is this thread so full of feminized submissive males
>>157598890Have an foid nut on your face is almost as good a feeling as rewatching the 2015 and 2017 CL finals
>>157598890unlike the serbian women who populate your country, normal women don't use their snatches to shell macadamia nuts.
Amplified musah
>>157597793Plenty of reliable specialists in Bergamo and Turin, yes
Google doesn't even update line-ups for Serie A matches anymore, absolutely dead league
>>157598982I prefer them doing that on my hand/penis. Sticking your face where someone pisses out of is just vile, weird, and gay>>157599074Thank you for recognizing our identity
>>157599201They must've realised that simply including which referees are appreciated/unappreciated is enough to provide more accurate info about Serie A matches
>faggot hates going down on womenNo wonder he supports THAT club
>beta sub bitch enjoys getting pissed on and serving womenNo wonder he doesn't support MY club
Being Balkan has to be some biblical punishment of some sort
Imagine being a Balkanoid stuck in another Balkanoid country because you lost a war and they don't want you back, top kek
>Good training week for Kerim Alajbegovic. Reports from La Continassa are very GOOD. That doesn't mean he'll necessarily start, but he has really trained WELL and impressed. t. MomblANO
its piss
>>157596598I just ended rewatching it, the story felt broken and the relationship between the four main characters felt cold and distant. I can't exactly pinpoint what is bothering me, maybe I am getting old and grumpy. Anyway, enjoy sunshine fra
Does a zingaro like Alajbegovic eat pussy?
>>157599329female piss isn't gonna kill you brother, it's not the end of the world
>>157599431You're gonna carry that weight
>>157599431Pre-Bonaire Aruba would've appreciated it
>>157599365Looks like a pissface, has the jj aesthetic nailed down
purple Locatelli finna dab on la biola
>>157599589I cannot imagine faye and ed shedding a tear for spike, maybe jet having a drink on his behalf and moving on, they don't carry that weight>>157599594There is a before and after on my bank account for sure
>everybody sleeping on the epic relegation battle Fiocretina-Turdino
What in God's name ever happened to just having shirt numbers from 1-11, what an absolute abomination this is
>Al-Ittihad is still not giving up on signing The Sword of Allah. According to De Telegraaf, the Saudi club plans to approach Feyenoord once again with an increased bid for the Algerian striker. Al-Ittihad had previously offered 37.5 million euros, but Feyenoord decided not to agree to a transfer. The Saudi club is now reportedly looking to increase the offer by several million euros in a bid to finally convince the Rotterdammer board.What a dilemma, you get a king's ransom for a player that you're not getting anytime again, but the window for European clubs has shut so you can't replace him and you're playing Barcelona in less then a week's time...
>>157599808it reminds me of my first CM saves as a kid, when I used to buy players left right and centre and assign them random numbers for the lulz
pellegrinol
>>157599808Fagioli still playing serie ass football is the biggest abomination there
real ass nibbas know that adi zic is the real plusvalenza meme for this seasono
Is the Aldizic a dry loan or is their option/obligation tomfoolery?
>>157600224There's right of redemption and counteredemption so I'm not worried
>la viola>>157600279Damn, that's more redeeming than you'd see on your average designated shitting street
relegate them this instant!
Venezia started off bad. Can they stay up?
>>157600481No lol they don't have anything going beside nice shirts and meme stadium
>McKennie Cambisao Sarr haven't recovered for tomorrow game *buys ded players*
>>157600481If them and Monza stay up I will never say a rude word about PolSci students ever again
FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH
you sold you cretina players right?
VANOLIIIIIIISAVE MEEEEEE!
>paratici without Marotta
Yeah but Fiocretina's seasonal objective is to beat Jj so none of this matters to them
Il mio sogno esaudiròInvece noooooooIl mio sogno esaudirò
OHHHFIOCRETINAAA
It's joever.
>>157600870
Ladies and gentlemen! Citizens! Little rats hiding behind your expensive cameras! Tonight, I have a very special announcement! I know you're all dying to know how I'm going to catch our favorite little nocturnal nuisance, the Batman. Oh, Batman... always lurking, always brooding, always pretending he's three steps ahead. But I've been thinking. I've been thinking so much that my brain hurts! And then it hit me, if Batman wants to play hide-and-seek, why don't we simply get rid of the hiding places? No shadows! No rooftops! No nice little dark corners for our miserable bat to flutter into. I'm going to light up Gotham like it's Christmas morning! And when that big, beautiful bat signal goes screaming into the sky, he'll come running. He always does! That's the wonderful thing about heroes, they're so terribly predictable. They can't resist a damsel in distress, a burning building, a screaming crowd... oh, I could make a whole shopping list! And while he's busy being the world's saddest boy scout, I'll be waiting for him. Smiling. Laughing. Probably laughing too much, actually. HAHAHAHA! Because this time, Batman won't be hunting me. No, no, no... this time, I'm going to hunt him... And when he finally realizes he's walked right into my little game, it'll be too late! Isn't that wonderful? Isn't that just HAHAHAHA delightful?!
>Fiorentina - which bolstered itself this summer for tens of millions (on paper, looking very solid) - stands at zero points after three matches. Worst season start for la Viola since 1935/36.
>>157601174doesn't matter, it's still going to get rescued by rounds and rounds of institutional penalties like last season thanks to the Franco Carraro principle of physics
>>157601174Colorized gigachad.png
GENUNELY HOW DO YOU SAVE FIORENTINA
>>157601174>spend a metric fucktonne >give the sqvadrone to grosso palladino laffin'
>>157601332Leonardo Petri as a plenipotentiary general director
>>157601332demolish the stadium have them play in another city
>>157601332Appoint a representative of the local wild boar association to the boar-d of directors
there's sawdust and pizza, Yoda
Nabule is going to get its shit pushed in
Zechiel goal.
>>157598252Gole.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Shaqueel save meeeee!
Lazio Lifelong™ gole!
>bastoni ccb
Geranio-2 is up!
don't post corgis
Schaken Jr. gole!
this is a Serie A thread fuck off to the... whatever Serie A is in Dutch
I'm more interested in the Memedivisie rather than this clownshow called Serie ACarry on Duccio
Feyenoord is Serie A fitting.
>>157601823JerayNO I don't think I will fuck off>Jerayno Schaken is the youngest scoring debutant ever in the Eredivisie (17 years and 79 days).Spermatozoid in the Italy
If napoli loses I might unironically kill myself
>>157601823Just remembered that the Jj is actually playing this N.E.C. in ~2 weeks time so it is actually Serie A related
i want suci to shoot there
I hate niggers (except for Andy Diouf)
>third world brotherhood time slotwelp, time to close the tab and rejoin later
>>157602060How big a celebrity is LaSirena69 in your country?
era
>>157598408explain this pepe
>>157602082Browns Universally United
>>157602147It is inspired by the American mascot Big Red, from Western Kentucky University
why is it okay that Rrahmani has his back towards the ball, is looking at Esposito and holding him down with his hand???
Watching Allegrian teams truely is grim
These anti-diving rules are hilarious.The players hit the ground and play on from the ref.They're so used to getting those ticky-tack fouls.
The kits of Inter's keeper and field players aren't distinguishable enough
>>157602287It’s not as if the referee makes any difference when it comes to applying the handball rule anyway
Lavezzi 100% on the yeyo
mo lavezzi looks like a wax statue
-1h 30m
Is that his daughter
>>157602533yes
tomboy crowd qt
ynr Simone Zaza
>>157602626>Implying his Fred Flintstone penalty vs. Germany isn’t hardburned into my memory
Diouf dominating again? Bbilan legend Thiaw scored an own goal? What else is new
nikola vlasic
>>157602626His goal against Nabule will never be forgotten
vghh
I love this fucking midget like u wouldn't believe.
This has literally been a napoli monologue, the problem is that their abominable forwarda can't fucking scoreEhhhhhh but kurpa de alekre
Alnegru domes zingaros for breakfast, billy "Elliot" Gilmour solves it
Im not watching the second half of that shitshow call me when my negru Malen plays
Another Meret turns into Lev Yashin vs Inter episode
sozza such a coward
that’s probably Josep Martinez permabenched right
Sloppy sloppy sloppy
Jeeez Louise
>Jonathan David was not available to Atlético Madrid today due to a neck injury sustained overnight, as announced by the Spanish club.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
OH NO NO NO NO NO
THEY ARE GETTING OBLITERATED GIVE THE TROPHY TO COMO ALREADY LET ITALIAN FOOTBALL HEAL
>Politano AND Hojlund goalsnigga fold your club if you let them score
Fixed match list, favored referees, false accounting, pressure on Covisoc… and they’re shitting themselves facing a completely washed Alegher kek
First Sarr edit is up
toro toro toro
Game on, very good match this
Prairie dog league
>0-0 at HT>flip over to the Hull-Villa game>0-0 at HT>flip back to this game>2-1??? the fuck just happened?
Went to take an Allegri at 0-0 and I come back to a 1-2
>>157603108>>157603150Allegri sneaked in 3 goals into this match while everyone was gone
Chivu bottling a big game? What else is new
Ahahahahahaha>Lautardo
the letterman of fusball
he's technically gifted, but unfortunately too cold-chested besides that assist against barcelona
GOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAFORZA INTER!!!
tikuuus
>Allegri
>>157603274son of a bitch why are u like fucking this i love u but i hate you fucking SHITTERRRRR
NERES HIT THE DAMN GOAL HOLY SHIT
I CAN'T SCORE
jesus christ
Was wondering why there was a sudden influx of third worlders... then I looked up on Livescore that the black-and-blue thieves are playing
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO >id suck barellas penis KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
these last 2 minutes of football should be shown to juries when deliberating about the triple murder of football at the hands of serie shit
kwabpoli
TORO TORO TORO
tfw alnegru is so washed he's pretty much see through
>Allnegru
I kinda feel bad for De Bruyne, wasting his final years on the pitch at this Nabule
TORRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWhat a fucking game
>sack allegri >buy an actual winger and send neres to his rightful place Fatih Karagümrük S.K
>black mildfilders
>Allegri shitting the bed at San Siro Nothing new
>>157603501Players who join a club because Conte is there are insanely retarded they should know he can’t resist his natural urge to ragequit after 2 seasons max at any given club
fug i was at sauna what i have missed?
>>157603573ebin comeback even against refball
hahahahahahaha
>>157603582basados. will have to watch it at later point
>against refball
domani mattina la moka la riempio con le lacrime dei napoletani
Heard Amorim was saying shit about Chivu.Apologies. Amorim is a fucking retard who should lower his voice when talking about a GOAT
2 eras ducci
Allegri sissies what's happening?
>>157603640Era’s as real as Twinkazzo’s gym routine
>yellow card cristian chivu 90+7'
Poopi gole
That player who, after committing a foul in midfield with an elbow, should have been sent off, scores the 3-2 goal. The Marotta League is so thrilling!
>>157603782
>>157603582>sfincter fan is so used to cheating he thinks this is refball
since when is Lautardo clutch in big matches?
What big match?
>>157603782>no VAR review for second yellowHmm
>>157603768its shoulder tackle more
>>157603869foul but not a yellow for me. very soft tackle
Man, watching Geertuida in a PSV kit is so fucking cursed...
>napoli fans not doing the fotti e chiagne challengeimpossibleso it wasnt just a Conte thing
>>157603929it's their culture bigot
napoli had 5 different transfer windows to sign tzolakis ....they are still playing with meremet
Malen finna draw circles on these fatalanta bitches
>he isn't watching the kinoest game of the weekend1 Tolu please
Reminder that every single honest view Serie A gets from (you) is an endorsement that helps the negrazzurri parasites survive longer and ruin Italian football worse than at Zenica
>>157604061How many giganegrus does Ajax spawn, this one's going to Brentford for 50mil next year
>>157604080He's already on loan from Wolve, not an autospawn like Brobbey
>>157603851Fra, I think nabule digievolved into blue salernitana
>>157603895Not a yellow? He elbows him intentionally with the ball nowhere in sight. If anything it’s a straight red
>>157604195>*elbows you softly in the stomach* >w<
Il gasperasico
Geertruidabros... do we cry or cheer?
a cheeky draw per favore
>The Trap King in the hou$€Inter moment
>>157604195the contact is shoulder.
More like sfera hebbreasta
moras bretty shifty
looks like this is the end of super sonic roma
Kostic is up
'tioned
Imagine the disarray in the discord atm, suicide pappirozi posted left and right
Who is xe talking about? Why does xe talk about other people instead of xis club's "success*"?
https://www.instagram.com/p/DZjvqwmx78m/Sexy Accent's
Accents? Post yourshttps://mydialect.us/quiz-full.html
Calling me "xe" while acting female coded (simping for ugly women, dreaming of being pissed on, acting like pits/feet/noses are patrician, liking feminine clubs) is wild
We've officially reached levels of faggotry that shouldn't even be possible
The Sborrsnian has mastered the art of bait
the only people who talk excitedly about the san luca brotherhood are bankruptcy attorneys and insolvency practitioners
>>157605165Just tried to explain how the Dutch "g" is pronounced and the site died?
Piss slurping """men""" ITT who don't support Inter could never
The duccios have been fighting for 10 minutes in the derby, that is a fun match
Fun fact: Conceição and Woltemade have the exact same height difference of 32 cm as Giovinco and Llorente did back in the day at Juventus.>>157605259Van Bommel DNA is stronk
>>157605252>surname is Mrdic>supports sfinterpottery
Bosnian dudes be literally surnamed "Merdic" :SKULL:
>>157605252>Alen Merdicnew Croatian talent?
>>157605278>Fun fact: Conceição and Woltemade have the exact same height difference of 32 cm as Giovinco and Llorente did back in the day at Juventus.Tomorrow is gonna be good, I can feel itEither we win or I can Sborrlett post to numb the pain away
>>157605165>122 questionsMight do it
>>157605299>>157605302It's time>>157601952
Peggy Gou? More like Peggo Go away lmao
hehehehe
>>157605387Bosnian-tier tats
>>157605387Maam this is BUU not BPD
3 points gained on The (((Noses))).
>>157605387I think I've seen the tattoo in the middle in one of the sketches Germano posted
>BajraktarevicVery rateable name
>>157605444Lazio was in for him but Lotito fell asleep
never forget bosni(gg)a came here acting like he wrote crime and punishment because he came up with alajjbegovic
>>157605387Not enough tattoos
Fedor Trajkovskij goes for it with a shot from outside the box...
>>157605477When catcher in the rye is the best your opposition can come up with, you look great by default
>>157604902called it
Funny how its mind instantly went to "catcher"Any Freud students in the building?
An unbeaten status? Not for everyone.
>>157605619>Not for everyone.Certaintly for us, though. We must stick together.
Ederson's gole
>Sarri is the new Allegri weird timeline
Atalanta trying their best not to score a second
shatalanta would be league contenders if they werent being held back by palladino juric shitters like kristovic kossounou
lullibros this is the end of the pump...
Lulli de Rochefort
Lullilemon
Lulli Hamilton
Lulli Hoeness
Lulli Vuitton
Lele Adani spotted in the /sp/lit/ thread on the 'log
Atalanta deploying the England strategy
Let's see about this splendid midfielder we apparently missed out on signing :)
The actually splendid midfielder we missed out on signing:
SAAARRRI DO NOT REDEEM THE CALCIO
>>157606107>yfw Comet Ping Pong is closed
Peak molinaball
typical gasparcini cursed team
Atalanta looks tired. I think Roma might sneak one in
Scalvini status?
after all the saves you do THAT ?
Is that future balon door winner and DNA ™ representer Soule?
this games seens much more interesting than that goycup I was watching a few months agomaybe I will watch serie a
>>157606227Champions league has always been overrated.
OH NO NO NO NO
go to hell son of whore
>>157606222It is, problem?
the tiktokers will be dancing in the streets tonight
Goalie goes from MOTM to dumbass of the match
>Atlanta
>sack sarri>release krstovic on free >send zappacosta kessie to turkey while there is still time
Hermoso gole
>>157606001Lmfao done by two managers in the space of 4 hours and got the exact same result twice, genuinely when will they learn
Soule (DNA) gole
DNA goal, you're saying? No wonder.
And that Belgian twink ain't done shit all game
>the teams that deserve the points get 3 pointswhat is this sorcery?
gaetano rosso after the whistle for fuck all
>>157606392He simply asked a question.
>>157606311>>157606338>fake camera shake when a goal is scoredThe Serie A product™ has chosen to follow in the Premier League's footsteps it seems
@157606393
>>157606393>her boyfriendwhy are first worlders so naive
>>157606393why go on the internet and post lies?
stop guys, he's already (dead)
ABOVE Zuerich - Daydance
>>157606525Poor guy just realized it was a Ukranian prostitute with the Greco's reply
Mods maad because a serie a related post is serie a related
>mods working that fast
Currently goding quite a bit. Hopefully I see more trucks in Bergamo soon.
>>157607011Why would you want to see some empty trucks in the middle of High Berghem?
I guess it's better than the Vesuvians, but people don't know what they're going to get with handing a title to the Cesaroni.
>>157607072what happens in low berghem
>making out with prostitutes
>>157607260Pogba and Milik live there
Would (You) make out with Anna Malygon?
He posted after the deleted post? is he ban evading? We better inform the FICG head Giovanni Maligoshik
>>157607299
>>157607331>>157607326Insane hivemind mentioning the same person under different aliases lmao we're truly interconnected
>>157607357The Duccia version of this jacket was kino ngl
ARC OF TOMORROW introduces the Atomic Age, extending Civilization VII's playable span of history into the 2050s. The update also includes new gameplay systems, civs, and leaders.
Do you think Alan Mrdić is conflicted about Bosnia’s best talent playing for Jj?
>>157607363Can we be literally anything else than *****connected?
New Z-Moment just dropped
>>157607623What did we do to deserve getting jumpscared by le annoying hair homunculus even when posting T*rk webms?
>>157607572Oh you're right: despite being a sad coincidence for that word to share its initial part with such a criminal southern Italian organization, we should probably choose another word in order to avoid jumpscaring fellow /seriea/nons: I'd say Hulstsociated
>>157607623is he advising him on what kind of peas are best for minestrone?
This calls for a points deduction and fine.https://x.com/NotizieFrance/status/2096357460483440872
We could've got Aubameyang instead of fucking Pipamonti
>>157608624bbilan legend
Just saw the Turdino highlights, Kian Fitz-Jim actually looked pretty ok when he came on?
>>157607623circus players playing for grand turkish circus
>>157607623He called him a tit
>>157590648Milan Kings raid on jJ HQ in T-19 hours
oh roma-atalanta was a last minute rimontata, what a humiliation, thx for the webm's duccio
lets not get excited riommabros
New Elkann is up
Good morning!>Denzel Dumfries, former inter player, is getting ridiculed by his own fans on social media. The dutch defender performed horribly and was the main reason Real Madrid lost against Real Betis.Also apparently inter cheated against napoli
>they didn't even iron their shirts
>>157615179don't they have the semiautomatic VAR system with knocks on the door in Spain to improve the performance of certain players? weird
>Roma-Atalanta, Percassi verbally assaulted D'Amico at the exit of the Olimpico>The Atalanta CEO chased the sporting director up to Via dei Gladiatori with lots of insults. Security intervention necessary
>>157615348Whose kurp was it, I didn't watch the match
>Roberto Mancini has pre-called up Tresoldi, Romano, and Palma: FIFA's approval is needed for the change of sports nationality. Also pre-called up are Kayode and Inacio
Brand-new Italian passports for everyone! With the PrinterDiscount supermarket loyalty card, you can even get another one for a friend or family member
>>157615454Holy fuck finally Kayode, I don't know how he didn't get called up before
>>157615352think he was just seething cause D'Amico left them with Giuntoli.
>>157615475rumors were he had some heart condition and couldn't pass CONI medicals
>>157615513There's no fucking way, dude runs like a horse in the Prem
>>157615519Just one of those minor things that would let you play everywhere except Italy and Spain
>>157615569Would be giga retarded to lose him to Nigeria, he's a machine
>>157615348based
all my time is going to preparing for movings so calcio is suffering from it. i will relax when ive moved. until then im suffering
>>157615602>calcio is suffering from it>im sufferingDoes that mean you're mr. Tim?
YOU! Yes… (You), why haven’t you signed up yet?! The clock is ticking!https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/Fw4xmM/004500750072006F00460061006E00740061/S77
>First matchday - Goal from offside >Second matchday - Missed red card for lautaro >Third matchday - Missed red card for lautaro
>>157615719If you start enforcing the rulebook as normal, who the hell's going to buy this bunch of prescribed, foreclosed and wretched losers? And then there's always the San Luca shareholding
>It is economic nonsense that a club such as bbilan might be eliminated in the first round. It is not modern thinking.
>>157615616maybe
>>157615719its the new ref way that fouls are not called. thank wc26
Tonight, the most prestigious teams in Serie A history face off
>>157615988Pro Vercelli v Krande Dorino?
>Now you're looking for the most prestigious team in Italy... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.
>>157615988Bologna-Sassuolo?
godo
Thanks Elkann
W-why are they marked in red
>>157617231>6 nuovi?
Antonio Raimondo (22, Ternana DNA) is flying with Frosinone in Serie A: 3 games 3 starts 4 goalsWhat a start to the season.
>>157617231Is the new Gen alpha meme 69What does it mean? No one knows
Parma look genuinely shocking, maybe they've sold too many gud playersThey won't get relegated because the bottom half is Cosafa tiers of hopeless but man they will really put mr. Kum and Go's heart to the test
Frocinone
>>157619365not anymore, Frosolone status regained
raimondo shitalia call up when ?
>his league doesn't have goalkeepers scoring braces, one of which being at 90+11Lole, lmao even
Maybe he should post in his league general then
>>157619796Damn, I wish this happened to us tonight!
Can I get a QRD on Emanuele Lulli
>>157619930Still waiting for you to post "the generals rules" btwCan't expect everyone to keep track of what arbitrary thing is going to hurt your precious feelings on any given day
>>157619757Fennel needs to nationalize more shitters first
>AC Milan Primavera secures victory over Juventus Primavera!Lets hope for the same result tonight
Speaking of securing victory, can anyone check if the Bbilan futuro, with its millions invested into that project, has made its way back to Serie C again? Fotmob doesn't go all the way down to Serie D unfortunately.
What the fuck was the whole injury thing with Martinez even about? He's starting every game for Chelsea, dude's not fucking injured
>>157621185His agent said he'd say everything about the Jj move the moment the mercato ended but... he hasn't said anything lol
>>157621324Villa probs just wanted more money
>>157621324He made out with an ukranian prostitute
>>157621650No way lmao, bet he fell in love with her too
>>157621650Ukrainian prostitute>Shitalian old whore
>>157621693It was more of an artsy party type of situation *wink*
Scottish gole
>go to park>Meet prime beaver Don't call me twinkazzo I have receipts
What caused this?
>>157621896Hecking Enthralling and Competitive!
>>157621896https://www.consiglioregionale.calabria.it/portale
smalls gol
bologna cant defend for shit
Adzic season.
>>157622525It's a DNA world we live in...
>>157622525Finally >we have a player that isn't just sold away but has a cancel the buy clause option, if he keeps going >we have a trequartista next year
>>157622534Vgh...>>157622619But has he spent enough time in the Serie B/C trenches to make it at a top Italian club?
Alajbegovic finally starting, let's hope he does well
>Vicario; Kalulu, Bremer, Lucumí, Celik; Locatelli, Douglas Luiz; Conceicao, Nico Gonzalez, Alajbegovic; Kolo Muani*Temporal Shocks (You)*
>English referee Oliver and Scottish VAR appointed for Real Madrid vs. Inter
>>157622693>>157622693>AlajbegovicSborringMaybe the Mesozoic era has passed at Continassa?!
Drippy
Vasilije Adžić vs Bologna:• 59 minutes• 1 goal• 4 key passes• 3 shots• 16/18 accurate passes (89%)The midfielder now has 2 goals & 1 assist in just 4 appearances this season. Impressive start.
>>157622781Tbf, Bologna could have done a bit more to stop him kek
>>157622758Owusu and Pagnucco called up, didn't sell Licina or Adzic, both the club and the manager seem to be relying on youth desu. I do think that it's mostly because Alajbegovic has been great in training recently apparently.
Juve will win
Xie's been spending all xis time shitting on Vicario and Woltemade, now xie's so scared that owling is necessary..?
Licina is cooking.
Fivegrains is also cooking printer probably finna sell him
>>157622964Why tempt fate and bench allfather Lloyd
>>1576229644 Frenchmen, 3 Belgians, 2 Italians, 2 Brazilians, 2 Portuguese, a Colombian, a Turk, an Argentinian, a Bosnian, an Ecuadorian, an American, a Croat, A Serb and a Spaniard walk into the Allianz Stadium...
ALL MILAN TROOPS: IRENEI SAY AGAIN: IRENETHE RAID ON JJ HQ IS A GOTARGET IS: GIOVANNI CARNEVALI CAPTURE OR KILLGO GO GO
>>157620031Plz resbond
/bundes/ poster hereWill Woltemessi get minutes today?
>>157623302He will score against BBlan Rest assured
irene was a hysteric usurper who blinded her own son doe
>>157623144Seems like gasp pumped him full of bangsbonium
i'm a tourist, is juventus - ac milan still a big deal?
>>157623524It is if you're worried about your right of free thought being encroached on by Atlanticists
>>157623524yes this match could potentially determine who plays in conference league next season
let's go milan chads!
Fras I couldn't shit, no idea if it's liquid or not
>no MuttuidiWe're so cooked...
2 Nico Gonzalez moments in the span of 5 seconds
Good Tiziana Allajbegovic shot.
good evening frens, it's starting to get cold outside
>>15762364436°C here
Another corner successfully wasted
Incelajbegovic is doing soem gud stuff
>>157623302probably yeah, Juventus' bench is short as fuck
bbilan look like clowns under press
>>157623302I wouldn't doubt it. Kolo Muani has done jackshit and Sballet usually does his changes around min 70, and we don't have anyone better up there
Intrasting through ball
Wtf DouglASS almost did something
I'm liking Douglas Luiz, but man Nico as an attacking midfielder is so wasteful
What even happened to Baresi btw? Cancer?
I don't envy commentators, Douglas Luiz and Nico Gonzalez look EXACTLY the same and even went through the same latino name generator
>>157623787Found out his club is supposed by K*sovars
lukaku moment
>>157623777That's on trisomielletti
>>157623789Last night I didn’t recognise Sbinazzol because he was so tanned>>157623796Why would he care about people from a Serbian province supporting the Bbilan??
>>157623322>>157623691>>157623704Thx, gonna tune in now
Saelemaekers already with 3 dives so far
>celik left fullbackspalletti is obviously suffering from something very serious
I dislike salad so much it's unreal
>>157623823Uhm sweetie, Brandt is /eredivisie/ now
Imagine we hadn't signed Toyota Celika and we were without Grimbiaso tonight lole
/a/idea cowboy bebop but in the Caribbean, instead of cowboy it's pirates and instead of jazz it could be dancehall, reggae, salsa, cumbia whatever type of Caribbean music
The Bosnegru is gud
>>157623855Activated my trypophobia
I’ve seen enoughMoreira was a Gestifute scam. Chuckwheezin’ is unironically better
aaaAAAAAAA
>>15762388550m VdL bucks for him seems… a lot. Even in today’s ridiculous market
Koopmeiners and Woltemade spotted together.
wow a cooling break
Moggi solves it
half-half-time, bros
Based Magyar feetposter
>>157623966Very nice, very pretty
>>157623966ELITE arches on this foid
No card? What's up with the pro-zoo favouritism?
clear yellow
>not a yellow for that blatant pull-backLole
>>157624021muh eplel standard of refereeing
Odds and Jhon scored today
>>157621716'tioned
I can't hold it in
THIS IS TORTURE THIS IS DEATH
FUCK
Serie A is currently the only league in the top 5 leagues without a 0-0 draw.Juventus and Bbilan thus far:
Kalunegru was about to trigger Belgio #1 lol
How is this belgian fraud a professional athlete???
>>157624138which one?
finna make a coffee, this shit is worse than hunger
>>157624138
Scamorim please put chuckwheezin’ on RWB and move Moreira to LWB at the HT
>>157624159The versatile wigger that ruins every play he participates in
mariani solves it
Oh yeah let's cross it high for Kolo Al-Mualim
Just put a leftfooter at leftback ffs
Nic Gonzalez just developed 91 additional cancers
>>157624138hey, don't shit on Belgio #2his opinions may be overly optimistic and crap but he's OUR shitter
Locabros... our stats...
Half-time is up, I can finally have my liquid session
>choking a player infront of the ref>no red
well i watched that first half
New bouncy Gio just dropped
>>157624282Jaap Stam wasn't carded during that chokehold either
Refs aren't on the Jj payroll?
I want to lick tiramisu from Gio's tiddie mole bros>>157624282It's obvious to everyone how touch-starved you are, but surely you know the difference between choking and what Loca was doing?
The Juventus 0.86 - Expected Goals (xG) - 0.06 The Bbilan
>0.06 bbilan xg
>It's Team Jay timekek
By the power of jJ skull, he's wolt-man solves it
>>157624291>>157624308>already walled
How Wolte makes his debut today because I need some pics of him actually on the field
Poop done, let's see how MY team pretends to play now
what fifa/pes should I pirate if I just want a comfy few seasons as a manager with relatively realistic match simulations so I don't have to play every game in a season? I tried Football Life like 2 years ago but it seemed to break for me after installing everything optional (but I wanted more stadiums and faces) and I don't want to download 200 gigs again. Or is it better now?
there is no point in playing the remaining 40 minutes JUST END THIS
tfw I'm mixing up Carglass and Nicancer
>>157624483>MY teamTeam Jay or Team Devil?
/seriea/ ain't ready for KoopTemade
>>157624518You can find Team Devil's discussions in the correct board, here --> >>>/an/
juve playing with a lone striker is pointlesseither 4-4-2 or 3-5-2 needed
>that porchereira cross(I think???)
Come the FUCK on man
>>157624525we don't have 2 strikers
They paid HOW much for Ramos?!?
Kolo Muani be like:
Jhon
You can tell moreira's strength coach is twinkazzo
>>157624549woltemade eventually and gonzalez as makeshift
Why is Goon Saul Ramos so unsportmanlike?
Mr. Sballett, where subs???
Koopmeiners warming up.
McKenniedependencia
Not Boga?
>>157624646Ah nevermind, it was showing ads and only spotted Koopmeiners for Nico lol
Kit-boga finna wreck some bbilan saaars
That was corner for Juventus. Another thing bbilan stole from this game.
PLEASE END THIS SOMEONE DO A TERRORIST ATTACK OR CUT THE FLOODLIGHTS CABLES OR SOMETHING
Jhon...
kek
Based Cisse
gerry smoked meth during half time
That's a foul by De Winter
CCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Foul from De Winter btw
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
>>157624677>can't into premium calcio>come in /seriea/>complain
CHUKUWEZE TOURE TERRORIST PLOT
gonde is in by the end of the month
J"h"on close your fucking legsGet the SUDACAS out of MY team
>>157624716not a single other game im watching this mandatorily
Absolutely catastrophic match from Kolo Muani... he achieves nothing and loses the ball on the goal
You guys ever tried winning one of those Bozr collectible game balls?
>>157624720>Expecting south americans to close their legs
>>157624733I checked once and they were going for 200€ lol
what the hell is this. why does she look so worried
Not at all the foul of the start of the action De Winter doesn't touch the ball AT ANY MOMENT, we're still on track for the foundations of a historic season
>>157624745Well I tell ya what, I'd consider it if it comes with that model holding the bag.
>>157624730
Woltastomaco is up.
>>15762475210/10 Plaphog
deutsche pornstache is in
here comes woltemade
>>157624764They're team Jay jay, not VARgentina
I’ll keep repeating this because it’s our biggest issue: we don’t have players who know how to kill games, players with that bit of cleverness & ruthlessness. It’s not always about quality, you need that edge to finish games like this.
Muani x Woltemarde is becoming reality
Why are there so many foreigners, a total of only two italian players are playing.
>>157624804Italian kids don't play football in the street anymore
there was no reason for moreira to start today again, other than being portugalo and belonging in the boehly mendes network of agents and money laundering
>>157624804mr eni is an atlanticist
wtf sballet take slugatelli off
What exactly is the plan in the midfield without Douglas D. Luiz
Should have been a 2nd yellow for Estupinianan
Kelly would've closed his legs...
>>157624846good to see estupidman hasnt changed from the prem
ALL MILAN TROOPS THE jJ HQ TARGET HAS BEEN CAPTURED NOW RETURN TO BASEOVER
I swear, that was Modric's first action of the game
>>157624838this, he is the key factor between Locatelli and the forwards/wings, I don't get why he had to come off
how are milan looking. it would be good for /mug/ shitposting if amorims team goes top of the league
Luckily, to serve the Woltemade-Kolo tandem, there's a very technical midfielder like Locatelli. It would have been crazy to take Douglas out in his place.
>>157624897
Nick looks so funny lmao sorry
The difference in technique between Wolte and Kangoo is night and day
Foul: drawn
Alright attempt, let's do more next time
Woltemade phenotypes? You don't see them much around since 1985
Pickle Nick has got this
woltemade is tall and conceicao is short
>>157624965Giovinco x Llorente meta
>>157624965crouchy and defoe vibes
>>1576249655'11 vs 6' according to women in 2026
>>157624965Gran Turismo vs Forza Motorsport type
>>157624965this is controversial
kolo gonna get lyched
>ZingarovaOh okay, so we just giving up today
gattimon save meeeeeeeee!
>Gatti fixes itI need what Sballett is on
>Not going for the England strategyBRAVO MILAN
What's the current Locascore?
AAAAAAA GATTIMON SAVE MEEEEE
>>157625010>>157625011apologize
GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON GATTIMON
wow!
ELKANN SPOTTED
This is some Yu-Gi-Oh shit how does he keep doing it
that's a central defender according to wikipedia
>That fat kid celebritingkek
VECCHIO CUORE BIANCONERO
useless game useless result waste of time
>>157625070>gattimonits digimon shit if anything
>>157625074His footage if he were playing as central defender
Teun assist btw
>>157625092you cant stop the koopa trooper
1 point earned on Nabule.0 points lost to bbilan.
>another Olivia Wilde sex movie releasedWe eating gud
GOD BLESS FEDERICO GATTI, HIS HAIR AND THE MAN WHO MADE HIS HAIR
>drawing to jJgrim
Imagine being an old balding literal who that attacks one of italys biggest attacking talents in decades because he mogged you
grim
>>157625092this nibba closes his eyes and kicked it hard
if you had to bet which team will next win the league out of juventus or ac milan, who would you go for?
What was Gatti carded for, after the goal?
>>157625201>>157625201>>157625201>>157625201>>157625201
>>157625190Chimped out
>>157625176Chrome to the dome for me
Grim performance but also fucking hell Conceicao could have had 3 goals, last minute equalizers always hit at least. Dude hit the post twice in two games and had Maignan doing miracles, we still aren't efficient enough upfront.
