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>>157594385Why is he wearing thigh pads?
gotta settle for the fg here right?
That doesn't even deserve a COLLEGE KICKERS, but I'll post one anyways.
Our /sp/arties > the refs
bro
My Goofies
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>>157594460
College football has been pretty boring so far. I hope it picks up soon. Watching stronger teams dominate weaker ones is getting really tiresome and lame
What game we watching
>>157594476its been great tonight was mid tho
B1G Champs
>miami can’t run the ball on Stanford Not looking good convicts. People who thought they were gonna just reload that OL and not miss a beat were delusional
>>157594494of suckin' cock. kek got 'em again
>>157594476The only good part so far in this young season was UMass demoralizing Buttgers last night.
College football should have a new rule where stronger teams face each other during the first month of the season, and then play weaker teams afterward.
>>157594504Final minute of Primates/Nerds last night was kino
>>157594477ending of toledo vs michigan state
>>157594513then the (((AP))) just changes the rankings until the end of the year
I like the loledo meme! Go Bobcats! Ohio's first and finest!
>>157594494of being fat, stinky and gross, fuck yeah!
>>157594522The wrong team winning ruined it.
nice flop lol
>>157594523I kinda get why our ancestors wanted to break these bucks so badly back then......
>>157594513>weakercollege football teams don't want to emulate your life fag
>sharty RB diving like a bitchI hope michishit destroys these faggots.
>>157594513P4 should break off into their own division of college football and never be allowed to play G6 or FCS teams. They can have two scrimmages in August with an FCS team that is close to them and the P4 team has to pay for that FCS expenses for the scrimmages.
>>157594523>camera does not cut away. Camera men too focused on that buck.
>>157594537eat shit faggot and put on some great games not this Miami/Stanford bullshit or Indiana state/Purdue bullshit
>>157594513Did you watch number watch Texas and Ohio State week 1 last year? Their week 1 matchup was I think the number 1 and 2 ranked teams. And it was fucking horrible football. I’m okay with considering week 1 to be pseudo preseason even if these games suck
TWO HANDS on the football!
>>157594385what even is an aggie anyways?
>>157594567A pile of miserable secrets.
>sharty please God give us a >college kickers moment because it would be so fucking funny
>>157594561that was a great game and the fact it feels like a natty game made it all that much great
>>157594575It seems that no matter where one goes outside of Aggieland, there are always those who ask, "What is an Aggie anyway?" I am so glad they ask because it gives me an opportunity to talk about one of my favorite subjects. I usually respond by first telling them what an Aggie is NOT. An Aggie is not a pig or hog, as they are called in the Ozarks. An Aggie is not a horse, such as the one representing that school out in West Texas. An Aggie is not a pony, like the one in "SMUland." We are certainly not a frog or horned toad, nor a Waco bruin or bear. We are not a little ol' cat or a fowl owl like those in Houston. Most definitely, we are not of the long-horned cattle variety. If we were, we would be a bull or a cow rather than some non-productive steer. (Since a steer is non-productive, and t.u. chooses to be represented by a steer, then logic would follow that t.u. must consider themselves...Hey, don't get mad at me or say, "that's a little strong." I didn't pick their mascot, they did.)The fact is that an Aggie is not any type of animal. We have Reveille, who is our 1st Lady, but we're not the Texas A&M Reveilles. We're the Aggies. An Aggie is a human. When I think of an Aggie, I think of church, community, and state leaders. I think of the many Aggies who have sacrificed their lives as defenders of freedom through their service to the United States of America.
Another safety for USC!
>A recruiting from the class of 2018 is still playing Its fucking over lol
>>157594588
>>157594588Aggies are the first to answer the call to serve their country. Aggies are ministers of the gospel, coaches of Little League teams, public school teachers, and leaders in community projects. Many are medical doctors, veterinarians, and engineers. Others are civil servants, congressmen, and entrepeneurs. Thankfully, many are responsible for feeding the world as farmers, ranchers, and agricultural researchers. And we all know that if it were not for Aggies who become lawyers, there wouldn't be such a thing as a "good" lawyer. In essence, Aggies get things done. We are doers! Aggies are the Twelfth Man, builders of bonfires, carriers of tradition, participants in Musters, and, too often, attenders of Silver Taps ceremonies. Texas Aggies say HOWDY. We know how to look a man in the eye and shake hands. Aggies get a chill up our spine when we hear the National Anthem or sing the "Spirit of Aggieland" or "Aggie War Hymn," or when we march to chow under the direction of a drum and bugle corps.What is an Aggie? Who are the Aggies? It is simple, "We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we, true to each other as only Aggies can be..."AGGIES - HOW SPECIAL!
Coach Primate
COLLEGE FUCKING KICKERS
Crazy how accurate Vegas is with some of these games at the first of the season.
nothing ever happens.
fuggg
>>157594603______________________Awesome Aggie SayingsThese are just a few of the many.I would rather flunk out of A&M than to graduate with honors from t.u.If t.u. were playing the University of Moscow in Red Square, I would be on the goal post waving a big red flag.West Point is a good prep school for A&M.t.u., t.u. - where the girls are girls and the boys are, too.I would rather go 0-11 and be an Aggie than be National Champs and be a 'sip.Texan by birth, Aggie by the grace of GodAggies may get out-scored, but they never lose.We've never been licked.I would rather eat barbed wire than go to t.u.If I had a low IQ, I would go to t.u., too.No Aggie was without a job during the Great DepressionBOSS - What you call an Aggie five years after he/she graduates"Howdy!", "Gig'em!", "Farmer's Fight!", "Ol Army!"The 4 responses allowed by a fish:1. "Yes, sir!"2. "No, sir!"3. "No excuse, sir!"4. "Sir, not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear I may deviate from the true course of reactitude. In short, sir, I am a very dumb fish and do not know, sir."t.u.: Aggie term for The University of Texas, that small secular (Berkeley Of The South) school in central Texas
at the point of no return might as well drive and get morei just love driving with a buzz
>sharty will winNo kino tonight ladies and trans ladies
>>157594597It's just getting started. Can't wait for former NFL players to take contracts playing for colleges.
all trash games all trash teams playing terrible football...the so-called AP top 20 teams should start off the college season every year playing against each other
HERE STARTS THE COMEBACK STANFORD BROS
>>157594626stfu
wow rigged af
>>157594640>the reffies suddenly show up on the last drive and don't call holding on coach primates teamWEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD.
toledo qb is a mouthbreather
>>157594640Again, the wrong team won
>>157594640Not being able to run and getting run all over by Colorado cannot be a good omen for the season for GT.
>>157594626sjsu was the underdog and it was a good game.
>>157594660GT's defense was garbage last year and clearly nothing's changed. Colorado was stopped by slippery balls as much as GT players
thanks reffies
Pretty sad the other conferences have not copied the ACC. Letting you hear them talk about the review in real time is very based.
>>157594668now post her without 40 lbs of makeup.
Do you know who Alabama is playing against tomorrow? cmon man college football would do itself a huge favor not playing terrible team on opening week
>Sharty in a close game>opponent is driving>ref equipment suddenly breaksHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MSU covers
Ah well, you put up a good fight ToledoSee you anons tomorrow for the best day of the week!
its ogre
>>157594679ECU isn't total shit. A lot worse teams out there.
>>157594675she looks like her name is "chelsea"
>>157594675honestly looks better hereI've seen her take millions of miles of cock though wouldn't touch
>Sharty goes from chink QB to nigger QB to Slav QBwhere the FUCK are all the white American men?
gg
why is this mid porn actress being posted in every thread?
Well done watching OU piss on miners like they're R Kelly, who should i watch now for maximum chuckles
>>157594696Amirah Day, actually. She's gonna be a lawyer. bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>157594708I think she was fucking Miami's QB last year, which of course means every time Miami is playing she has to be referenced.
>>157594708i dunno. she was supposedly dating carson beck last year but hes in the nfl now
>>157594732why does the skin tone of her face look so much different than her neck?
>>157594722be fair: if sasha grey was associated with UCLA football in any way, every UCLA game would bring multiple images of sasha licking that toilet into these threads
>>157594758Lots of heavy foundation that's poorly blended
>>157594758Probably because she had a hickey and covered her neck in makeup to hide it.
>>157594732it's a good thing he makes millions of dollars playing a sport, because Carson Beck looks like a Fallout ghoul
Friendly reminder that Toledo's stadium has an actual missile angled to hit Bowling Green's 50-yard line.If you don't hate your rival like this, you don't hate them enough.
>>157594779appreciate the sacrifice. This one got me the hammer a lot back in the day.
>>157594782ok gay guy, thanks for noticing
>>157594788
>>157594807>two retards fightingkek
>>157594824>Ask simple question>get simple answer>"faggot" ???
>>157594807lol thats badass
>>157594828jeet-tier response
>>157594588>>157594603Cringe enducing
Texas 8&4
>>157594828>muhhh dikrace status?
>>157594824I am a fag but I don't wear makeup, that's for faggotsGo Penn State
>>157594855small ding a ling detected
>>157594597who?
>>157594861weird, he doesn't look jewish
>>157594855hes clearly and undoubtedly black
>>157594840you can say that again mmm
>>157594845well he did transfer from Georgia...
>>157594807Pretty based. I love that Oklahoma and Texas just shoot blanks at eachother with cannons in their games
>>157594893emulates the commiefornians flooding both states
>>157594903no one is moving to oklahoma
>>157594909ur mum is lel
a whole fucking quarter still to go in this game Jesus Christ
>oh hey there anon. i have been reading some of your work on /cfb/ you seem like what they call a "ball knower." I'm somewhat of a "ball knower" my self *wink* how about we get together and bounce some ideas off each other later?
>>157594939fuck off child killer
>>157594939My heart belongs to Jenny Taft.
>>157594502>mensah chucking it all over the field>toney just walking around in spacethey didn't even scratch the surface of the passing game tonight. they don't need to run the ball that well and if they start to run block and develop a running game that's going to be scary as fuck with that passing game
>>157594953>child killer
Women’s mental health is not a joking matter. They tried to put a woman in prison for having a mental illness. It’s not okay and it’s not funny. America needs to do better.
>lane wusses outwhat was the point of all this then
Our /sp/artans > buttgers
>>157594969attention. you see homosexuals love attention. lane kiffin is a homosexual who needs attention as much as possible.
>>157594975thank you sharty for giving us one of two entertaining games tonight
what's the evidence towards Lane being a homo?
>>157594969the CFP sending the signal that anyone who rostered one of these players wouldn't be ranked probably gave him cold feet.bossing around the NCAA and SEC is one thing, trying to boss around the CFP Committee, backed by Disney money, is another.
So do you think anyone at Stanford would be like look Andrew Luck you’re kind of a shitty GM and we’re firing you or do they just not give a shit and will allow him to cosplay in that role for life.
If you put ranch on your pizza you will never amount to anything in your life and you are a worthless piece of shit
>>157594969To see if he could get away with it
>>157595006He’s annoying and I don’t like him, therefore homo
I used to put ranch on school lunch pizza cause that was about the only way to make it somewhat ediblebut yeah I agree no ranch on pizza
>fresn0
>>157595027He's only had one full season as GM so far, and Stanford has been circling the drain as a program for a decade. The fact that they have Davis Warren looking like a good QB is a promising sign that they may be able to slowly turn it around.
>>157595006There’s always stories coming out about how much he loves young pussy. That is why I think he’s gay. How is that a story? Every straight man loves young college pussy and would try to get some if he was around it all day as a profession.
Ranch as dip for pizza rolls is perfectly acceptable
I have no feelings towards ranch on pizza.
>>157595085I’ll allow it
>sharty and buttgers It’s hilarious the big 10 things they are aren’t a weaker conference than the SEC just because they have won a few natties
Do people really root for conferences?
>>157595239I do now. Never cared until playoff expansion got the point where conference politics decide who gets in
>>157595239>Do people really root for conferences?I will cheer for any B1G teams when they are playing out-of-conference, yeah, especially during bowl seasonThose teams winning makes the B1G look stronger
>>157595027Need more time to determine if Luck is good as a GM, he hasn't been there very long and they basically punted on last year with that weird interim coaching arrangement. If nothing else he's a guy donors will write checks to and recruits/parents of recruits will respect.
>>157595239why would i want my conference opponents to win?
Bussy plays
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>157595239i personally don't because i hate pretty much every other team in our conference and i enjoy it when they lose. the only teams i don't hate in the conference are like pitt i guess or cal but i still hate pitt and i only don't hate cal because we have no history yet.
>>157594879For me, it's the pajeet recieving money from his friend and then waving it.
>>157595239Only when strength of schedule matters
The game should have been tomorrow
>>157595255It was true in the BCS as well. 2006, 2007, 2008, 2011, 2012, 2013 the SEC got a team in over another conference’s team with the same record.
Would you rather be a Boise State fan or be born a woman?
>>157595651Yeah, conferencefagging was an even bigger deal back in those days with a two team playoff. It's why the SECSECSEC chant started. That was a direct response to 2004 Auburn getting left out after preseason #1 USC and #2 Oklahoma both went undefeated.
>>157595085The need to dip everything in ranch is disgusting. I fucking hate fat people.
>>157594385Auburn sucks.That is all
>SoonersThe central identity to the most Republican state in the union is illegally crossing a border
If Mensah and Toney both stay healthy the U might really be back
>>157595930Liberalfaggots have a small child’s worldview. Thinking the golden rule applies to nations. It’s based when I cross a border illegally. But you should be shot in the head for doing it.
>>157595930
>>157595373>eying some BIG spreads
Lane Kiffin better win at least 10 games and make the playoff with all of the drama he started before the season even began.
>>157595918based
>Kentucky vs Youngstown StateMy Wildcats better win because they're getting absolutely BTFO the next 2 games against Bama & AtM
>>157597585Beau Brungard is scoring 4 TDs
>his team isn't 2-0 already
Football all day today. Show me you game faces.
Miami looked weak
Today seems like a huge day for college football
For me it's Oregon fans
USC looked scary last nightI didn't know they hired Gary Patterson
>>157597987did any of these fellas play an actual snap of football at USC?
sometimes I'll do ranch on pizza. most times I don't. it just matters how i feel at that exact moment when I order.
>>157598260
I'd like to speak with Terry Bussy. If anyone can get word to him that I'd like to have a sit down or let me know his current location, that would be great.
>>157595239I root against the SEC as a rule of thumb if that counts
I stand with Lane and his boys. Let them continue their education
today's slate looks pretty grim. all the ranked teams are playing their OOC cupcakes to start the season. heres all the games with spreads < 14 pts>12:00 PMTarleton State vs Bowling Green | ESPN+Liberty vs JMU | ESPNU>3:30 PMBaylor vs Auburn | ABC/Disney+Boston College vs | Cincinnati | FOXTulane vs Duke | ACCN>3:45 PMOklahoma State vs Tulsa | ESPNU >6:00 PMWyoming vs Colorado State | USA Network>7:00 PMIdaho State vs Utah State | CBSSNArkansas State vs Memphis | ESPN+SE Louisiana vs South Alabama | ESPN+>7:30 PMClemson vs LSU | ABC>8:00 PMSouth Dakota State vs Northwestern | BTN>10:00 PMCMU vs New Mexico | FS1>10:30 PMUCLA vs Cal | ESPNWestern Kentucky vs Nevada | CBSSN
>>157599319I am excited nonetheless Thank you for this handy guide my friend
>>157599319whats the spread on this bussy?
rip lee corso
>>157599334np friend
so why did lsu and lane do all this kicking a screaming and then not put the players on his roster?
is this a new hag
thumps down
Me body is ready for Buckeyeswinslol
>having the cheer for Clempus or the Jews of the SECabsolutely grim, I shant watch
this is only the 2nd time texas state and texas have played each other. the last time they played each other was almost 100 years ago (1930).
Miami looked absolutely unstoppable yesterday. Deny it, but none of these ranked teams will blow out their “cupcakes” like Miami did last night
Are there any games that are not just going to be fbs teams raping fcs teams for free wins
>Setson vs Webber Int on JewTube @ 11amDon't forget about the first game of the day
>>157599572Very interesting
>>157594879My first introduction to that type of jeet shit happened in 2000 when I worked at a dotcom. One of my jeet coworkers went to Tuscaloosa to visit one of his jeet friends and came back an insufferable Alabama fan. "We've won twelve national championship! Your team hasn't won any." Never mind that he didn't graduate from a school in the US, much less Alabama. Kept running his mouth about that shit to everyone and started wearing Alabama gear all the time. Never heard him actually talk about any of the games, suspect he never watched any of them. He just knew he had some magical clothes he could wear to become associated with all those championship.About the only time you'll ever hear me praise having a Paki manager comes from when there were layoffs and that jeet was in the very first round because the Paki manager hated him.
LSU bends the knee.
>>157595441Fun fact: Auburn has the highest percentage of black students of any non-HBCU in Division I.
That was brutally hard to watch. Stop putting retards that can barely speak English or formulate a sentence on there.
Why are there women talking on my TV
>>157599673>high tide, saars! its coming home!
I did not tune in for college game day and it sounds like made a good decision
>>157599673That former jeet coworker sounds based ngl
>gamedayjeet
Is today a big day for college football? It does not feel like it.
>>157599793they just delayed it mid-broadcast because of bad weather lol
>>157599804Only one good game today: LSU-Clemson
>>157599806Ha
>>157599319For those who are a little more visual
disney is really cracking down on the college gameday pirate streams on youtube this year
>>157599839good
>>157599824What game we watching?
Kino D3 matchup as UW-Lacrosse visits St John’s in Collegville at 1CST
>>157599849cUNT vs WindianaGaylor vs a fucking barnKiffies vs clempusold piss vs luhvul tomorrow
Herbstreit with the pink eye going
>>157599849For me it's ore st-houston, baylor-auburn, clempus-lsu, and unlv-hawaii
>>157599593>longest rushing play of the night against STANFORD was 11 yards>unstoppable They looked very stoppable to me. But the passing game did look nice
>>157599872He needs to stop French kissing his dog
What's he thinking right now
>>157599868>clempusdude that's offensive
>>157599572Texas vs Texas State will feature the heaviest O line in college football vs the heaviest D line in college football. Texas State returns 2 thousand yard WRs and I think they have a pretty legit offense, judging by how hilariously bad Texas started the season last year I would not be suprised if this one looks competitive for a while. I’m taking Texas state with 29 points. Easy bet
Gameday stream?
>>157599912The mouse is busy killing all the Vietnamese youtube streams
Gambling is for faggots.
does fox still have a gameday alternative?it's some science show for me right now
>>157599941>gameday alternative. What is that
>>157599849liberty vs jmu at noon because all the other games starting at that same time will be blowouts
>>157599673And I would bet you dollars to donuts that once Alabama picked up Mike Shula he magically became a USC superfan.
>>157599897
>>157599673Based izzatmaxxing.
>>157599849I'm contractually obligated (via selling my soul) to watch Ohio State throttle Ball State. Probably Liberty-JMU in the second screen. Why oh why couldn't North Texas have scheduled their game against Indiana for last year.
>>157599897>my bones hurt >i want ranch dip >i could be an engineer if i wanted >my brain hurts >aaron rogers is gay not me >why does Miami get to be the U when every single school is a Univeristy. They should be the M if anything >my feet are hurting >that Tony has a nice booty >glad that’s not me out there heh
>>157599799According to his linked in, he's now a product manager at HCA Healthcare, so you can go to one of their hospitals to enjoy the fruits of his work.
>>157599955big noon kickoff
>>157599941big noon kickoff? its airing on the main fox channel atm for me. i think the broadcast just started
>>157599897>>157599972he wants to be a fisherman
Your 2026 P4 Conference ChampaB1G - OregonBig XII - Texas TechSEC - UGAACC - Miami2026 Heisman WinnerTrinidad Chambliss
>>157600010yeah, I guess it didn't start until 10
>>157600030>TrannyDad ShamePiss>heisman
>Fernando Mendoza is already a NFL bust
week 1 projections that beat books
>Big Jew Kickoff
>>157600090Look at all those future unemployed bums complaining on TikTok why their lives suck.
Puuuuuurdue
>>157600090>@stoolpresidenteI'm old enough to remember when people kept their fetishes to themselves
>>157600010More like BIG GOON KICKOFF, amirite?
>>157600132he's got that alchy nose glow
>>157600087going the raiders, jets, or browns seems like a death sentence for any qb. those franchises destroy qbs
you can only post itt if you team is 1-0 with 0 points scored against them
>>157600139for me its big nude saturday
>>157595006He doesn’t own a dog house.
>>157600182I will now watch your pregame show
Might get some Wendy's todayMight not
>Week one>Excitement is high>No NFL yet, no other sports competing for viewers>Let's give them a slate of completely unwatchable gamesWhy did they think it was okay to kick off the season in this fashion?
>>157600219Get Arby’s They have the meats
>>157600157
I wanted to sleep in today but I woke up anyway fucking shit. Guess I’ll drink a white monster
>>157600090Friendly reminder that Portgoy had a massive melty and tried to claim Ohio State banned him from their stadium after Fox told him he wouldn't be given credentials for the Ohio State-Texas season opener.
Are we ready to say grandpa Gary Patterson still has it?
>>157600230I don't have one nearby Sorry sir
>>157600231lol what was the bulldogs secondary doing?
USA USA USA
Why not just make all helmets have the guardian cap permanent? Why make it optional?
Is that Modelo ad AI?
>>157600231SJSU scored on you sorry bud
why don't they just merge?
>>157600229Week 1 and 0 is preseason.
>>157600295Why would the pac 12 destroy its prestige like that
Starting off the season ranked #1 is the worst
>knows not to name their conference with a number or directionalmaybe they are smart
>>157600242I never doubted him in the first place
>>157600295The Pac-12 is basically nu-MWC at this point. >>157600317That prestige is gone.
>>157600317They keep the "Pac" name but it becomes the Pacific Conference
>>157600335>doesn't even have the 2 smartest and best colleges in the USObviously not that smart
With the entire west coast going turbo woke/foreigner and hating cfb games, how does Oregon manage to still turn out like a big 10 team?
The Saudis should have tried to take over the Big 12 instead of golf.
>>157600344Then they should absorb the other MW chuds and get free trips to Hawaii and Vegas every year
>>157600360>DUDE this polytechnic where everyone is Asian and can't make eye contact is the best school!don't think so, mate
Just turned on College Gameday for the live performance. Alabama debuts in 2 hours. Fried donuts in the oven. HOLY HUGE FUCKING DAY FOR FOOTBALL
>>157600363Phil Knight. Cazzie.
>>157600242After SJSU and Fresno State? Nah.
CFB has no aura anymore. jews and lane kiffin killed the sport
>>157600335B10 should be the Biggest Big State U's Conference most students B1062k Ohio State55k Minnesota 52k Purdue52k Illinois 52k Michigan 52k Washington 51k Mich State50k Penn State50k Wisconsin 48k Indiana 48k UCLAEtcSEC only has three with over 32k!
>>157600379MIT & CalTech are so far and above the rest of US colleges, it's not even funny.
>>157600394Let's fucking go!High tide!
>>157600365I think they're unironically only adding teams that have "State" in the name at this point, otherwise they probably would have
>>157600379Pretty sure the Ivy League has been so captured by leftoids that they don’t even have tests anymore. Just let in whichever degenerate socialist has the best sob story. It’s dead
REMINDER: If you are between the ages of 25 and 50, college football is not for you. This is a game for old heads and kids. Millennials not welcome.
>>157600395>sunglasses back onOl's Urban's back on the bottle. Sad.
>>157600418chatgpt can do math and physics. That type of intelligence is useless now.
>>157600435you're not taking this from me
>>157600418There are no serious credible colleges anymore.Its all just daycare.
>>157600435You don't make the rules pal
>>157600435REMINDER: eat my ass
>>1576000302026 P4 Conference Champs:B1G - tOSUBig XII - TacoSEC - TexassACC - LuvllBonus MACtion Champ:Miami 2026 Heisman WinnerJeremiah Smith
>big noon on tv + antenna >gameday on stream
>>157600395>hangover shades are backWHAT A LIFE
>>157600435I went to college and root for said school
starting my day long goon to holly rowe at 11am. Working up until she interviews the winning coach in the LSU Clemson game when I will bust.
>>157600512Did they use one of his bar photos to AI him into the commercial?
14 min til LaneKIFFY WITH THE STIFFY (UH)
>>157600530heh gross
>>157599021Looks like an Oregon State beaver to me.
fat and gay lane kiffin
>zero games of consequence in week oneThey really fucked up CFB the last 5 years,
>>157599972Philip Rivers is the superior Colts qb
AND WE’RE CUMMIN’IN YOUR SHITHOLE
>>157600598Louisiana people have a certain look don't they.
>>157600480>Its all just daycare.That's basically what ivy league schools always were.West point is the only real higher education
>>157600541nah this is pre-ai
>>157600587Are there any games worth a shit or can I safely go do something else with my life today?
Hutchinson Community College (KS) is the only real educational institution left in the USA.
army
>>157600645are you gay?
>>157600666I mean just whip the tits out at this point.
>>157600666what a whoore. is pat mcafee gonna fuck her live on tv
>>157600645theres not really any consequential games in the early slate. baylor vs auburn in the afternoon timeslot and clemson vs lsu in the primetime slot might be entertaining/funny
>>157600645Someone will probably get upset in the noon and 330 slot. There's gotta be a "ranked" team sleep walking today, right?
why not just kick herbie in the face
TOP-TIER SHANK INCOMING
>>157600689Penn State is my pick for crazy upset of the day. Marshall finna bout to.
They just iced the kicker.
>>157600666Looks like water balloons kek
that is embarrassing
>>157600418Those are good but not as good as being in the Illinois / Purdue / Rose-Hulman triangle just south of ChicagoUndergrad, the Rose-Hulman boys are probably the most elite
>>157600689the smallest underdog in those games is oregon state and they're still 21 pt dogs vs Houston :/
imagine mcafee and kiffin on the same plane. then it crashes in a huge fireball
>>157600763The scene at Rose-Hulman
>>157600831alpha pat would destroy kiffins bussy before the plane wrecked.
Bustnando Bustdoza
Which 11:00 game we watching?
>>157600897ind/ntbama/ecuhou/osuneb/ohioflipping between those
Nick seems way more comfortable doing this now
Give it to me straight, bros.. do we have a shot?
>>157600935He basically just reminisced about busting his first natty nut. Bummer fans on suicide watch
>>157600943noand its gonna be a long year with the OL
I don't really mind Deion Sanders. He's a pompous guy, but it is what it is. He's always been like that. The thing I hate about the whole Colorado / Deion thing is the absolute buck retards the whole thing attracts on the internet.
>>157600962coach primate.
>>157600943No.Bama is a secret heavy this year.
>Bowling Green only favored by a FG over Tarleton StateCan the Texans pull it off two years in a row?
Is there any good morning games to watch today? I feel like Clemson LSU is only game I watch.
>political commercials from now until first of november on every fucking game
breakfast spaghetti down the hatchready for games
>>157600760>Kicked the ball too lowPeople always think you have to kick the ball low to get it to fly high but it will never bounce off your foot right if you kick the cone of the ball.For anyone wondering, you should aim to kick a football just above the white hash line but just below the middle of the ball where it's more bouncy.
>LSU only favored by 10 Easy money to bet on them
>>157600996sleeping on txst vs tex
who banged more sluts: urban meyer or kiffin?
>>157601037how many today
First game of the day is already on
>>157600763Then for grad school you want to take a short drive over to Purdue or Illinois >Purdue grad school rankings Purdue is the Georgia Tech of the Midwest. The only other Top 5 grad schools for engineering by USNews other than those 2 are MITBerkeley, Stanford Right outside the Top 5 is Caltech then Illinois so that's a solid 2nd option behind Purdue
>>157601037So has Arch improved his throwing and decision making?
>>157601050urban. mainly because lane kiffin is a homosexual and enjoys the dick of a man over the vagina of a slut.
>>157601057whats this guys name again?
>>157600760>Herbstreit can’t be bothered to hold the fucking ball right You think he couldn’t tell it wasn’t straight or you think he’s a real piece of shit who doesn’t give a fuck
>>157601066He's already won the heisman
>>157601072Archie "Rapist of Houston" Manning.
>>157601082But will his career be like his uncle?
>>157601100doubtful. arch doesn't seem like he's as much of a student of the game as peyton.
>>157601066His decision making was always pretty good. He had like 35 touchdowns to 6 interceptions or something, also I want to say zero fumbles lost. If arch wasn’t a good decision maker Texas would have legitimately lost like 6 games
>>157601129Post the real one.
>>157601057Sam Houston never stood a chance
You toledochuds got btfoRoll sparty
Oregon state at Houston looks like the only watchable game starting in the next few hours
>>157601057>bming against some rando low level d1 schoolYikes
>>157601192Kek you embarrassed yourself and were lucky to win
Is the College Gameday audio tinny for anybody else? It sounds like they're using a webcam mic or something
sarkisian will gape kiffin on the 50 yard line
>>157600480You don't go to college to learn. You go to college to meet people. Your network at elite schools is what sets you up for life.
>>157601192>prrrttttttttttttt
Shut the fuck up everyone, super dogs are on right now!!Missed you guys <3
>>157601221People who talk like this are losers. If I get the sense that someone is trying to “network” with me I immediately get the ick and stop associating with them.t. rich kid
Digits confirm Bama goes all the way this year Roll Tide!
>>157601330
what are eating today for the ball games?
>>157601277Your family and friends are your network too. Just because grind culture guys overuse the word doesn't change the meaning of it.
>>157601221There is no networking.You are immediately sorted into class cadres.The rich are already connected and will remain connected through selective exclusive processes.
Lainey Wilson has a fake accent. Nobody talks like that. Remember when Taylor swift had a country accent and then one day she didn’t? We really let these pretty bitches get away with too much. It’s real cultural appropriation
>>157601375Alabama man here nobody gives a fuck chud incel
>>157600962All t-shirt fans are like that, they latch onto one thing about some program that coincides with their fake identity. Notre Dame has the plastic paddies, Texas has the “don’t mess with Texas” trailer trash brigade, LSU has the cajun trailer trash Boudreaux and Hebert types, and so on and so forth. >what about [other team]Probably just bandwagon types who only like being fans of winning teams.
>>157601375It's probably sort of real. I can lean into my annoying midwest accent easily if I want to. It's not like doing an impersonation, it's just emphasizing the stuff you normally suppress.
East Carolina vs Alabama is the thread noon game of the week. Casuals can see if the new true freshman all World QB fucks up in his first game
anyone else see the pawg who was serving food to mcafee and his crew
>>157601375how about her ass tho
Most colleges are anonymous, atomized commercial spaces at this point. There isn't much organic "networking" going on like the boomers' time. A school gives you a degree which is supposed to certify you for that industry and make you more money, that's it. There is a small handful of prestige schools that give you a foot in the door for specific industries. 90% are not like this. So your best bet is to pay the least money possible at the highest ranked school and just get on with your life, the different between rank 100 and rank 40 is nothing.
>>157601445No one gives a fuck faggot take it to /biz/
>>157601432That’s why she gets away with it
>>157601352whataburger
>>157601352maybe some 'za from 'za hut
>whit weeksMore like Shit Cheeks
>>157601445we're 20 minutes from kickoff. please shut the fuck up you fucking geek.
Ohio Bobcats over Nebraska is my super dog
>>157601509basef
Why do they get a whole timeslot to themselves as the only watchable game?
Imagine picking Clemson in this game when they aren't even going to a bowl game this year
>>157601551Dabo is getting a paladin buff against sleazy Lane
>>157601530The only watchable game in the 11:00 sl*t is Libtards vs JMU
>>157601575don't let the "lil' ol' Clemson" bit fool you, Dabo is just as oily a snake as Lane is.
NCAAF Alabama Crimson Tide -27.5
>>15760161415 minutes.
wish i was young again so i could just get hammered and have little to no consequences
>>157601147
>>157601592>Dabo is just as oily a snake as Lane is.Like comparing a garden snake to a rattle snake. Lane is in his own tier of sleezy.
>clempuskek
>>157601628Tell your wife to fuck off and just start drinking
>clempusingLol!
>>157601640the hangovers are worth the buzz
>>157601592How many programs did Dabo run into the ground by suddenly making a lateral move to another university?Kiffin is the most overrated coach and his teams have never won anything anywhere.
>>157601224A DISGUSTINGACT
>>157601635>>157601661
>>157600295Shitters wanting to get away from mega-shitters.
finna bout to blaze up
can't wait for the over reactions from today's games. i think I'll keep track of them this year and revisit before the NC game in Jan.
Lainey Wilson got the ozempic face
>>157601072arch "obliterated by ohio" manningarch "floundered to flordia" manningarch "gaped by georgia" manning
>>157601693I can’t smoke anymore unless I’m drunk otherwise it just feels like shit must be the crazy weed kids smoke these days
>>157601721dlss 5 face
>>157601721She can't afford to take ozempic due to her trademark thic'ness
What game we watching?
Early morning games
dez with silly pick
>>157601751>What game we watching?Factorio until 7:30
lane kiffin has a lisp?
MCAFEE PICKS INDIANA TO REPEATBASED
>>157601751watching Blast Porto. Spirit frying Failcons
katrina joke lel
Is the ex-pro from LSU playing tonight?
>>157601814nope, they're not officially on the roster. Lane bitched out at the last minute.
>>157601755Picks for the week
>>157601445This is why you should join a frat. Greek life is good.
Is it not a little silly to think Sam Levitt is going to be prime LSU Joe Burrow? I feel like people are just assuming this. Sam Levitt has been mid his whole career. He lost to Miss State last year IIRC.
This foid picker on Gameday has absolutely zero energy and is dragging the whole show down
How can you guys sit there and watch "football" while your country is literally taken over by the literal Fourth Reich? You disgust me.
>>157601814they were from Ole Miss, but no they're not. Lane Kiffin is a fucking pussy and the only thing he did was cost his school and conference a shit load of money in lawyer fees. A true California faggot.
>>157601854I trust in Trump
what game should i watch???
>>157601854so what?
BREAKING: Alabama Crimson Tide take the field in /sp/‘s noon kickoff HIGH TIDEBROS!
>>157601854I must have slept thru the first three american reichs mb
Holy smokes, is that a Pittsburg State flag in the crowd? How bout them gorillas
>>157601860Bama to watch true freshman QB fuck up
>>157600993lol tarleton state is going to shit on bowling green
why the hell did Alabama name their stadium after this guy?
Casual here, really only an NFL watcher but I'm bored and looking for some football. Any games worth watching today?
McAfee is the Corso for the next generation
>Alabama fell for the >black QB meme againit's never been more over
>>157601918and may God have mercy on our souls
>>157601918He’s a retarded hype man bandwagoner
>>157601860i'll start with oregon state-houston and monitor other scores for potential upsets or barnburners>>157601900redshirt freshman (if we're still using that term in light of the new rules)
GET TO THE FUCKING GAMES ALREADY
>>15760191Baylor/AuburnLSU/Clemson California/UCLALouisville/Ole MissShitty slate honestly hope there’s some dance team girls shaking their asses
>>157601834Literally who thinks that Leavitt is going to be Burrow? Burrow was the best QB in college football history for that 2019 season.
>HUSKERS BAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO 2026
>>157600617It's what happens with the French have sex with swamp creatures.
KINO PAT COOKING
>>157601938nah man talking about the games is more fun than playing/watching the games
>>157601942>week 1nothing but horrible matchups>week 2better matchups than the playoffwhat is this meme?
You know there's some son of a bitch out there who is a Pat McAfee super fan. Watches his daily show. Watches Gameday. Listens to his album. Defends him online. Jesus, imagine being that guy.
>>157601931He's not even a bandwagoner, just a wrestlefag who thinks it's funny to do a heel bit every other week
Sneeds in trouble early
>>157601912Nopw. Shit games
Nebrasska LMAO
>>157601946I was being a bit facetious, but the way people are talking about him it's just a given that he'll be one of the best QBs in the nation this year. The dude has showed nothing to talk about him at that level.
bobcats already on the board
>Nebrasska So Rhule doesn't make it to November right?
>>157601037This, Texas atruggled against bad teams last year. Word out of camp is Arch still looks mid. I think it'll be a close game..>>157601445>A school gives you a degree which is supposed to certify you for that industry and make you more money, that's it.Even that's changing. Look up 'paper cieling' on google. The average person is beginning to realize college is a scam.
>>157601972Casual take kino can happen at any moment in CFB as Nebraska is showing us right now
New look Bama offense about to take the field
for me, its the West Virginia University Mountaineers
Did Stormy Butonanny get a promotion from trash ass G6 west coast games to the 12pm SEC game?
>>157601963anyone in his xitter replies is like this because he blocks absolutely everyone that has ever said anything remotely unflattering about him. despite his macho man gimmick he's one of the most thin-skinned faggots you'll ever see
This Ohio coach's first game was Ohio's bowl game last year against UNLV and Colandrea, which they won
>that one anon is still trying to make "sneedhuskers" a thing
KEK BAMA TRASH
Colandrea sounds like something you get from drinking Mexican tapwater
EEC games are so boring
Alabama looking like hammered dogshit lol
Yeah I'm thinking Bama are back
ah shit dana horsewomen is at nebraska now?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNY TAFT I LOVE YOU
>season started at 10:00AM MST>Nebrapska was trailing by 10:04AM MST
>>157602049That 3rd down run doesn’t happen in SEC ball. They’re exposed so far
>first play of the game is an incomplete pass>oh this team is fucking cooked bro it's overI wish some of you faggots would get a life.
Early refball in Lincoln
>>157602063>CHUNK yardage between the tackles>Game breaker QBBack
>>157602064Sweet bama cope already
Nebraska, Kansas and Kentucky are NOT in the Midwest
Going to be a long day for north Texas
>>157602079Bama is trying to lure the Pirates into a false sense of security.
>>157602073Nice game breaking FG faggot
>IU Scored before Bama did lol
>>157602095that DB is getting his scholarship pulled at halftime
>>157602110>Hurrrrrr you have to score 7 every driveLearn ball
>>157602116so did Tarleton State and Ohio
What an absolute dogshit call by the ref thinking that Indiana touchdown was incomplete
What game are we watching?
>>157602145Bama and Nebraska sucking so far
>>157602145Yes
>>157602145My choice is either Bama or Indiana vs. the team that's gonna get killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srns7NiO278
>>157602141>>157602141>>157602141
>>157602145I don't have a choice, I went to school there.
Tarleton State is about to drop some FCS bootyblasting on Bowling Green
>>157601999I have a promotion to give her, if you know what I mean
>>157602179lol I made that image like 15 years ago
>>157600943Shot what? Conference title? Who is in your conference?
>>157602145netrashka v. Ohio
>>157600943If you don’t run up the gut on 3rd and 1 there you had a shot. Pussy coach.
>>157602212It perfectly exemplifies the program for the last 16 years. Thank you.
>>157600962I have no idea what Deion Sanders personality is like now because I haven't followed him since he was a player. The real retard is you for being so into following him and talking about him. I have a lot of free time and I still never have enough time in the day to follow and talk about all the people and things I love, so letting someone on that list is a VIP ticket to me
Alabummer
>>157601736Try delta 8 if you can. It’s better than boomer weed. You get all the benefits of weed but you don’t feel retarded or paranoid
>beaver kickers
