Saturday lunchtime Premier League football comes from St. James' Park as Newcastle United host long-distance travellers AFC Bournemouth. The Magpies secured their first league win of the season at Tottenham Hotspur last week, while the Cherries threw away a lead yet again to end up drawing with Everton.Kick-off is at 12:30pm with coverage on TNT Sports 1.NEW: Hornicek; Dedic, Thiaw (c), Botman, Hall; Miley, Gonzalez, Willock; Elanga, Barnes; Wissa.>Subs: Pope, Livramento, Schar, Bamba, Steur, Toure, Fernandez-Pardo, Murphy, Ramsey.BOU: Petrovic; Smith (c), Silva, Hill, Truffert; Scott, Adams; Tavernier, Rayan, Kluivert; Evanilson.>Subs: Di Gregorio, Cook, Soler, Brooks, Christie, Gannon-Doak, Diakite, Sanchez, Jebbison.
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Much better formatting, that thread last night was a fucking abomination
MEH.That's my opinion on this match.
big 6 sloppa fans seething
Absolutely buzzing for this one lads. Nah only joking it's an irrelevant 14 game.
>Thiaw (c)
Tremendously disappointed to see Joe Willock in the starting lineupI was really hoping he would be in Turkey by now
Why does the league hate fans so much lmao the Bournemouth fans must've had to leave at about 3am
>>1575984293/5:30 is no better, they just get back late instead of leave early.It's just a long way no matter what.
>>157598429got to go the day before and get a hotel surely
>Turn on sport>attractive female presenter>get a semi and fall in love a bitEvrytiem
>SUPER SUNDAY IS ACTUALLY SUPER FOR ONCE
Thinking this will be decently competitive and could go either way.
is this level of aura achievable natty?
up the cherries
not arsed who wins and dont particularly expect it to be a good match
>>157598512Uhh name?
Scumcastle aren’t ready for this
they have mentioned scott still being at bournemouth a dozen times already kekseems a bit rude
>>157598568emma jones
>>157598545It’s two German managers and Germany football philosophy has been direct and attacking. This is basically a bundelsiga match
Is this the thread?
Lads, my go to streaming site was taken down, any good alternatives? Much love.
if elanga wasn't room temperature iq he'd be a good player
>>157598582Different person Wow why
ref playing the "whistle everything" game
>commentators talking up a goal festlooking forward to a 0-0 slurper for the ages
>>157598617reverse mike dean
Fucking women commentator! Fuck off!
>>157598609https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
>>157598617He's got the fouls acca on
where is isak
>>157598641Is that you, Luke?
>>157598609https://streamed.pk/This is working well
Lewis Hall has an old looking face for 21.
pardo can run really fast
>>157598641up a mountain with abraham
>bumcastle
WHEYYYYY GET FUCKED, SHITTERS
>>157598594I told you
it's newcastleover
>>157598638>>157598662Thanks friends.
>bournemouth score during maximum newcastle boos kinonewcastle are just a more northern everton
are bournemouth gonna win the league
>>157598662based Dinenage enthusiastwhat a fucking team this was
newcastle hankering for another stint in the championship
Why does the commentator keep talking about early kick off do britbongs think noon their time is early
should have made a cup of tea before the match what was i thinking
>>157598731yes football is supposed to kick off at 3pm
>>157598731i've never been a fan and after all these years never got used to itwould far prefer this slot moved to 8pm saturday
>>157598707yes
>>157598738Try waking up at 6 that is early
>>157598754waking up early especially for this is nutty
isn't every game behind closed doors because they close the doors when the game starts
>>157598754try travelling from bournemouth to newcastle for a noon kick off
>>157598731yes
>>157598754Ah, you're actually retarded
newcastle has always been that team that looked amazing against top teams but underperform against opponents on the same level. why is that and how can they change this culture?
>>157598775you can leave when you want they dont lock you in
>>157598764I didn’t wake up for this. I wake up at around 6 almost every day
>>157598795classic inferiority complex
>>157598775>every gamedepends whos playing
>>157598810Yeah?
>>157598795>more driven and focused against better teams>get more complacent against teams on your levelDoesn't seem difficult to understand
Just got back from dover lads
>>157598754>6>EarlyPretty bog standard if you have a real job
>>157598789just leave on friday and get a hotel stay. then you can go out in the town friday night with your football mates, wake up and get a nice breakfast before making your way to the game. lovely
>>157598838lively was it
Wagecucks arguing over who has the shittiest night’s sleep
>>157598824>having a sleep trackerspastic
https://youtu.be/Wwe7MsTBZrQ?si=bvE_y-bYNPYXB4xH
>>157598855you dont like looking at data?
Watching Newcastle get beat at home while its raining outside and Im having bacon and toast in bed, perfect
>>157598844Good idea but you could probably have a week holiday in spain for the same price.
>Steve, Swindon: Newcastle were lucky to draw their first game and also very fortunate at Tottenham as Spurs were the better team. Could it be their luck runs out today? I expect a comfortable Bournemouth victory.lol
One of the big 6 should always have the morning game, not right that I’m forced to watch the irrelevant 14
>>157598872Nick?
>>157598880cant argue with any of that
>>157598880hes spot on
Don’t know why my phone has a German flag but I want to say I love scat
>>157598891>>157598893>Spurs>good in any capacity whatsoever
>>157598881you're currently watching one of the big 6
get up pussy
>>157598901no one said good they said the better team which they were
What a violent Swede
>>157598904>Bournemouth or Newcastle part of the God SixO I AM LAFFIN
>our only attacking threat is dedic on the overlap
>>157598908Not sure which match you were watching last week, Spurs were dogshit.
>>157598904Arsenal UnitedCityLiverpoolChelseaSpurs (yes)Depending on things go Spuds may be replaced by Villa or it gets reduced to big 5
>>157598926yeah and newcastle were worse and as steve from swindon says luck is running out today
it was MY turn to post that mp4
>>157598927Spurs fans HATE this
>>157598927Why does this get posted every game?
Loving all the Newcastle fans telling Gonzalez to shoot even when he's 50 yards out with the ball
made me cat a sofa den
L O L
wtf
>poocastle
HAHAHA WTF WAS THAT
lol. lmoa even
comedy goal
up the fucking chez
jej
Ugliest goal of the season
Liverpool were made to look ordinary by this rabble
Lol????
Kek. What a shitshow of a defence.
could have easily been 4-0 desu
bournememe are back
>Poocastle
BLOOTER
pluck that one out
good goal that
That is an extremely low xG chance right there being converted
>Notverygoodatfootballcastle
MOST
if only we still had Tonali....
Thiaw making a statement about Woltemade dismissal
golaço
>>157598948>>157598951whyd it get deleted, i thought nsfw was allowed on spee now
that's why you don't go 2-0 up. it's a dangerous lead
>>157598935So that must mean Spurs aren't actually as dogshit as everyone thinks they are.
when is rayan gonna do something?
M O S T D A N G E R O U S
>>157599006The MOST dangerous, some would say
HOWE-VER
>>157599007Correct. They are worse
HOWEVER
>>157599013lel
Meme game
what the fuck happened in this game?
>>157599027alright Newcastle tripfag, yet another game you didn't bother to watch eh
>>157599013>Spurs are worse than dogshit>but somehow Newcastle were worse than thatAlrighty then
Swear kits have gotten worse this season, both teams kits are fucking hideous and not in a quirky way like those splotchy ones in the early 90s
>>157599027Bournemouth battering us then Barnes scores out of nowhere
>>157599036theyre goatshit
This Dedic is awful
>>157599027The troon from toon put his trip back on. Done bandwagoning Hull now, mate?
>>157599038I don't think Bournemouth are capable of a good kit with that awful Vitality logo
>>157599027>Tripfag>In 2026Lmao that gimmick is long dead m8 stop it
>>157599058hes just an ABUCHAD
the Troon Army chant is ringing out
Need a Gonzalez blooter to win this
why is Kluivert so angry and violent?
Marco Rose is quite a handsome lad, no?
games gone
Willock putting in his usual lazy, surly shite performance
>>157599105>u18's need an adult what the fuck? is this a new thing? I went to multiple local footy matches with my friends when I was like 12
>>157599105chavs btfo
newcastle's CBs are actual cones
>>157599120the guys on the turnstiles won't give a fuck, they're not going to turn anyone away unless they've got a machete
Oiii, northern slag jumpscare
Is Barnes injury prone? Whenever I see him he always looks world class, but yet somehow never breaks through and is always in and out of the team
>only three games into the season for the jaissle meme to be exposed
>>157599135I think he's great and we should get the ball to him much more.The only criticism I would have is that he sometimes disappears from games and you don't see him do anything for an entire half. That could be fixed though.
>>157599137Showing more passion on the touchline than Eddie ever did
>>157599105>accompanied by an Adult 1-to-1So a father taking his two kids to the game has to tell one of them fuck off back home? Seems excessive.
>>157599135From what I've seen he'll have a game where he's 10/10 then he'll disappear for about 2 months, then reappear with a baller performance
Think we'd take the narrow loss and getting out of there with no injuries Eddie would go for the win because he was an idiot
>>157599137B-But he won a cup, he’s a rockstar!!
I wanna see Willock off and the new guy on.
I always hated (and feared) Newcastle but since they signed my boy N. Gonzalez I am now a fan and will be hoping they do well. Also their transfer window was decent, and a bunch of parasites they had on the payroll scarpered off to suck the life out of other phonier clubs (Spurs) so maybe Newcastle will get better now
So glad I don't have to see this stupid cunt anymore when I watch Newcastle. Pray to jah Howe doesn't get another job in the PL anytime soon.
Would you rather have>Gordon Isak Almironor>Barnes Wissa Elanga
>>157599177Newcastle will never be a big club. You made a retarded decision to support them. Sunderland would have been a better choice.
>>157599178was he not the brains behind Howe’s managerial career?always thought he was
>>157599209I don't support them, they're just in my pool of clubs I don't have absolute hatred for and somewhat warm feelings towards.
>>157599221You also said you feared them you bizarre cunt.
>>157599209ah jaysus niall quinn was good craic
>>157599231Yeah cause they always slap my club up
>>157599220they're very much a team, but Howe gets the title for some reason
let's see if Jaissle can actually change things up or is it Howe 2.0
>two German managers facing off in the EPLhumiliation ritual
Rayan's name is pronounced Hayan
>Spillock
wissa is such a goofy footballer
Newcastle bad
>>157599291yeah i'm not bothering to invest the time to remember their names. i'm just going to call them both glasner
We've got Dedic, at right back, we're the richest club in the world.
as a non brit, why are they called 'toons' anyways? like car'toons' ?
>>157599331yeah they love the dandy up north
soft yellow
>>157599331because town sounds like toon in a geordie accent
>>157599331because we have too colours on our shirt
>>157599318Marco Rose isn't too complicated is it
How do we save Newcastle, spee
here comes pardo
>>157599331it's how they pronounce town. why they call themselves the town, I have no idea
>>157599331they love loli
>>157599366there is no saving uswe had a good couple of years
Newcastle look a bit, how you say, Spurs-esque
>>157599366Why do we want to?Poisonous fans, just like Everton - far more entertaining watching them melt down >booooooooooooooo
Pardun?
>>157599388you good?
I don't rate Alex Scott. Glorified Bergvall.
Watching Spurs lose to NF later is gonna be a roit laff
>>157599366Based Toro Poster
Mirror world Lewis Miley be like Lewis Frowny
too many foreigners in the premier league
Dover this morning.
>>157599402>you good?you white?
>>157599433lmfaoooooo Yiddo shagged (first time in his life)
>>157599428As a lefty I can't publically admit I approve but....I approve
>sandcastle
Hornicek's norwood going to progress at a rapid rate
>>157599428What's all this about
Absolute STATE of the richest club in the world
>>157599449Illegal immigration I assume.
>>157599404i think in terms of young boring english midfielders, elliott anderson, james garner and curtis jones are all better than him
>>157598776you could fly from bournemouth to malaga and then malaga to newcastle for 60 quid on ryaniar
just remembered Elanga is on the pitch
>>157599428for these lads who probably all work full-time & have a family a day out of non-violent protest is like their world cup final for proper dedicated immigants their whole life is about crossing the channel they don't give a fuck they're already booking their next dinghy
>>157599490>non-violent protestbet the police were shitting themselves
Newcastle are not good at football just how Spurs also are not good at football is the point being made I believe
cherries lining themselves up for another late blow third game running
>>157599494Both of these teams are good desu
>>157599512their coach is a pussy
was expecting newcastle to be title challengers by now desu
Absolute state of this ref pet, wayaye man
lmao newcastle fans heads are going to explode
3 shots since we went 2-0 downlush
>newcastle fans booing dan burn's child sickening
>>157599545>weWhat part of Riyahd are u from m8?
Newcastle fans are actually the most braindead neanderthal fans in the prem, I want these cunts relegated more than anything
>>157599538just a normal day then lmao
>>157599528They got a few European games and a league cup for selling out to oil. About the ceiling for a club of their size.
>>157599549newcastle fans could learn a thing about happiness from him
>>157599428>>157599441Hello MI5
why does this seething mickem always post in Newcastle threads kek
Yeah Alex Scott is good people just have no idea who he is because they don’t watch Bournemouth
>>157599549They didn't even boo Liverpool a couple of days after they'd unsettled Isak. They were too scared to do it, they chanted about weakling Isak of course but they'd never ever take on Liverpool. Geordies are by FAR the most pathetic customers in world football.
>>157599568they said this about lewis cook, who never went on to do anything
>>157599568He'll be playing for a big club next season.
Troon Army vs. Yid Army - who'd win???
>>157599576yes but this time its different you see, because
>>157599568All I've seen him do is draw fouls and put the ball out of play
Bournemouth are going to choke this one away too
>>157599579nothing would even get started geordies step foot outdoors and the others don't
>>157599562Fuck, I've been found out!
bournemouth ultimate 1st half team
>>157599576Think it’s a little different
>>157599587Told you
NEWCASTLE WINS 2-2
>so it happened againsick of it
>mememouthACK
>bournememe
WAHEEEEEEYYY
AND ITS HEARTBREAK FOR THE CHERRIES!
short free kick routine leading to a goal klaxon
bournememe need to sack this coach
Enjoy these timewasting Bournemouth cunts getting slapped again
they call it a Desmond
>>157599587You knew all along!
RAMSEYYYYYY
>score first in each of the first three matches>win none of them
>celebrating a drawCouldn't be my club
newcastle have the most passionate fan base
>ChokemouthAbsolutely embarrassing
>>157599622good players (thanks to iraola) bad coach
>6uh oh bournememe
>>157599621Fuck off you stupid bandwagon tripcunt
>>157599637out of order pal
>>157597238>>157597238>>157597238/3pm/
Former Brentford ManDoing what you canThey can't understand what it meansFormer Brentford ManHang on to your plansTry as they might, they cannot steal your dreamsWoah-oh
wanker coach completely phased rayan out of the game
Draws are woke
>Dedic
Wissa just isn't a 9
cute rose that
>>157599666He's 100% not going to last till the end of the season. Bournemouth are usually so well run I can't believe they went for Rose.
>>157599676woke customer opinion
>>157599680He's going to have to learn
>>157599683you gay bro?
>>157599680he just runs aroundHowe would have had him in midfield this season
Didn't watch a single minute of that slop.
Newcastle didn't deserve a point but I'll take itshite
Tie, Based and Redpilled
2 points dropped by the Fagpies, you love to see it.
Premier league is the draw league
>>157599746Bournemouth is (our) kryptonite. I thought (we) were resilient by mounting the comeback from two goals behind.
>>157599746That's a point gained for Newcastle, it's Bournemouth who dropped two.
