>ethan, please save us subedition>FreitagStuttgart 4 - 1 Köln >Samstag Hoffenheim - DortmundLeverkusen - Union Berlin Gladbach - Elversberg Bremen - LeipzigPaderborn - FreiburgSchalke - Bayern>SonntagHSV - MainzFrankfurt - Augsburg
>WOBkeks
Who is going to win the race for second?My money is on Stuttgart Dirtmund will get refballed to 4th btw
>>157599659RB
Era of the bull.
>>157599659do we have the 5th spot?
>>157599625First for anime
>>157599656We will climb to 1st before MD20, just you wait
>>157599674You are richtigWe could have the 5th spot too
>>157599659dortmundb00nHSVb00in that order
time to watch elvensberg for half an hour until the big leagues start
>>157599706can't see Beiern finishing 16th
2.bundes is best bundes
>huhnion
more like rgay leipzig lol
>>157599740CL charge begins tomorrow
EREN EREN EREN
>>157599754>>157599757LÄÄÄVAAAKUUUSNNN
As expected, dorkmund a worse team without Konstantelias
KWABOTY
Duisburgchads THIS is our season
Freiburg rise to big club needs to be studied, such a well run club Im jealous
b00 upgraded on Grimaldo
>>157599916
Holy shit Lemperle, that was silkyAlso next doofmund non contact injury lol
damn that was sweet from Lemperle
Early debut for Nwaneri.
>>157599968>>157599970HSVanon was right..
lmao Dorkmund
classic dorkmund
It’s over
It's never been more over than it is now
>dirtmund
Why is Cuckmund so UTTERLY pathetic bros?
Bernhilda is not pleased
kackbach rigging hard
..
>>157599667>>157599671Olmo
Tigges time
LEMPERCHAD
Ich kann das alles nicht mehr
clear foul in the build up
MOST
only a retarded team like dirtmund would buy a player from leipzig b and expect him to be good, if he was he d be playing for leipzig
>Hoppelheim
Most dangerous lead
oh no no no nono/bundes/ didn't watch the game again
goofy ahh lattenkracher by krattenmacher
>Shartzig
>dosen
LÜCKEEEEEEE
LÜCKE LÜCKE LÜCKEFÜÜÜÜÜLLLLLKRUUUUUUG
fucking müllkrug
der Füllkrug... wär das einer für den Kloppo?
how much longer for Demichelis?
>losing to tune's bremen
>Mongbach
POOLANSKI RAUS
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH GOALSCORING ELVES ?
3gpgbros....it's too easy this season
Elfchads are not fucking around lol>>157601022Its 4gpg now
>>157600786should be fired immediately tbqh
duselmund
elohelAll according to plan
HAHAHAHAHAkek what a /bundes/was always happening one way or another you fools
>first four league matches against Sevilla, Barca, Vigo and Atleticodamn Tebas is trying to sabotage Euskadi-Edin by all means
BORUSSSSSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABORUSSSSSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABORUSSIA BORUSSIA BORUSSIAAA
>>157601133hoffenheim will win 4-3
calma
>>157601159>3-2 most dangerous leadNah.
>>157601159this was a 1-31 only because Kobel picked up a knock
>Shartbach
Kackbach with some Kreisliga tier defending
KRAWATTENMACHER
>>157601228Einer für den Kultkloppo?
ELVES ELVES ELVES
>>157601317grimmy
GEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT!
Me body is ready for The Rape of Gelsenkirchen
Elversberg the 08/09 Hoffenheim for zoomers
>Schalke's last draw against Bayern was in 17>Schalke's last win was in 11
>>157601443You mean Gen Alpha
>>157601450
>>157601460What makes Saibari so happy?
Basket maker? More like goal maker
>>157601460Arroganzanfall
>>157601460why are they playing all their shit players today? To apologize for 2001?
Bremenbros I just saw the scoreI fucking told you negers we’d win this one
DFB-Pokal 2nd round draw now btw
>>157601846They have a CL match this week
>>157601846Even their shit players could win Bundes
>>157602101Yea no, we all saw those matches end of last season where kompany tried playing the second team only to end up having subbing Kane, Olise and Diaz in to avoid losing.
>>157602159Didn’t know that I don’t watch Buyern games. I just look at the score and say yep they won against
>Shitfurt at homeEZ freilos
koan neuer
Neuer gonna concede again today?
lmao do schalke fans still hate Neuer?
>Cafe
>>157602547Neuer has gone native Bavarian. Kinda like Özil LARPs as a Turk nowPathetic behavior
DIE BAUERN SEHEN KEIN LAND GEGEN UNS
what happened to hand is hand??just cuz Upa was clumsy and hit his own arm doesn't mean the ref has to bail him out therecorner for Schalke at least
Terzic outclassed Simeone today btw
Well, I say, look at the clock, it is APOLOGISE time!
>Upafucking kek
Geht dir der Stift vor den Gelsenjungs lässt du dich lieber von den Bullen einkesseln und heimschicken lol
buyern without kane and olise is just a mid table team
>>157603255we are quite easily the best team in the world
>>157603286>England, France and Spain are not part of the worldBit harsh desu
behind Arsenal, PSG, Inter, Real Madrid, Man City and FC Villareal for sure
>we you never kicked a ball in your lifetime
gesoffen bis der Jamal umkippt
>Saibari>Brownlma0100 million down the drain
I don't watch football, but I was flicking through the channels on my television and stumbled upon the match currently playing. The first thing I see is the red guys dramatically trying keep the ball in possession in the blue guys penalty area. It just kind of looked goofy and clumsy
>>157603255Not watching the match, but haven't Kane and Olise been subbed in?
>>157603391the vax got another one
>>157603522the Müsliriegel is unbreakable right now
90+5 Kane (P) incoming
>>157603676used up their refball with the Upa hand today
>>157603676That would be odd, for this is >Schalke.They will find a way to lose that holds true to their reputation.I wouldn't mind, if not, but we all know the rules of this game.
just park the bus against Bayern, it's that simple
>>157603676typical Bayerndusel
can't kane the Karius
dropped two points, schalkebros
>Bayern
SCHALKE WINS 0:0
>>157603953This, but unironically.
we did it Schalke bros, we won the drew against Bayern trophy!!!
what a win. karies best man.
NOOOOO WE WERE PROMISED 3 POINTS REF
its actually quite pathetic that the once so great >Schalke that won in the Bernabeu has to play terroristic football like this
erste Niederlage für die Bayern, ging schnell wa
Schalke never played nice
Hühnchen meltdown lel
small club mentality only counter and defend your box with 11 men and celebrate a 0-0 absolute kek
>destroyed by Kariushühnchenbros ...
schalke did it againwhen can we expect the shirt?
>the apparent best team in the world can't break down a 2nd bundes defence
>>157604017it's a disgrace to the footballing ambitions of the Bundesliga
>>157604035schalke unironically the only team in the bundes that can defend
>>157604035>Bayern>>the apparent best team in the worldDon't be ridiculous, Schalke-Anon.
>>157604059Training: https://www.whitehouse.gov/arcade/build-the-wall/
oh WOWOOWOWOWO 0-0 that means bayern will only be 45 points ahead of dirtmund in december
>noooo defending is le anti football how dare they not just roll over for sir harryBOK BOK BOK
Harry kane denied
>>157604067>>157603286
>no win >block is empty 5 minutes before the end of the gametypical cuckstomer behavior
MIYOSHI
>>157604099I wouldn't make any predictions before Elversberg - Bayern Sunday next week.
our main priority is the CL anyway
>>157604273make your false flagging less obvious
B0K:B0K
>our
>>157604273uns fehlt der hunger dieses jahr im afraid
>uns
dynamobros…
>>157604399letzte saison führen wir hier 4:0 zur hälfte
>wir
BOK BOK BOK IHR BAUERN. SEIT IHR WIEDER AUF DEM BODEN DER TATSACHEN??! IHR SEIT NÄMLICH GAR NICHT SO TOLL WIE IHR DENKT!!!
>>157604845unironisch
>Bayern drawing to >Schalke/bundes/..... not a real league, is it?
>ynr fifa 21 fullbacks at cb meta
>>157604961Why is it not a real league when the biggest team struggles?
>>157605210Because it's >SchalkeIf you can't beat a 2. defence, there is issues.
>>157605227Then I guess the prem also isn't a real league, since their teams lose to bayern (and your own shitters) all the time.
>>157605269Last time Bayern played a PL team in a non-friendly, they lost 3-1.
>>157605331How about the last knockout game?
>vermeij
another boomer down?
vaxx status??
only a foot injury chud
>>157605711That's what they want you to believe
Die Hühner schwächeln, unsere Zeit ist gekommen
>>157605728can he rig it for them?
>bayern doesn’t win for once>ABH retards in full seethe and meltdown modelmao, absolutely pathetic
ABH?
>>157605853Dortmund isn't rich enough
>>157606019if Dorkmund is echte liebe and all the stuff, why don't them have a suggardaddy? serious question
Bayern could realistically lose both matches
>>157606366yearly 7:0 CL win incoming
GuMo
>>157606366doubt it. the Bodo/Glimt magic only works in their home matches
DoPa y/n?
zoomer bros...
>>157615243>Actual Minecraft streamer saying this
>>157603971Des isser des iss de Klubb fürs LEBE
>Eintracht Frankfurt hat im Sommer 2026 erneut bewiesen, warum der Klub als bester Transferbetrieb der Bundesliga gilt: 85,25 Millionen Euro Einnahmen, 40,5 Millionen Euro Ausgaben, ein Plus von 44,75 Millionen Euro. Und mit Adi Hütter kehrte der Trainer zurück, der die Eintracht schon einmal nach Europa führteKröschehaterbros???
Schalke was beraubt
>the fortune derby
>dicke hertha
>>157615300the squad got worse though
>>157615267Alles abgefuckte Hühnchen... Hängengeblieben!
KWARTENGGG
>>157616415?
>starting the CL charge without FV20
torunarigha time for delay sports lil bro
it happened again
der schöne Sheraldo just ended Remberg's DFB ambitions
>HIV
who's genius idea was it to have 3 games in a week on this pitch??theres nothing we can do
Gonna have to add HSV to my relegation candidate list, their defense is Kreisklasse tier without Vuskovic
polzin out
>>157618609Vuskochad to torunarigshit in november
HSVbros… what the fuck
Sheraldo too handsome and too good sadly
>HIV x3
who scouted this Moffi fraud
So much for the CL charge lol. And here comes Königsdörffer, imagine if he scores too
How the fuck was that not a pen
Oscarreif
the bees teets that
>>157620073it starts next game, we needed another testspiel
CL CHARGE XHE SAIDHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH TIS THE SEASON >fiorentina>hsv(again)>valencia
lmaohumiliation ritual
CHIMPOUT
Celebrates his goal against his former club directly infront of the fansBased
>H0-V
mund abwischen und weitermachen
>>157620655KWABOTY
>>157620674halt die fressse du fettsr spast
How many today?
>the cl charge starts today
>>157620695HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
taliban x jonnybro for Kloppo think able?
>>157620633hehehe good one
>>157621103why do we have so many actually promising strikers all of a sudden??
>>157620815@Plettigoal jinxed us and Chadbach
Did you hear that hammer blow just now?
>Shartubolu
>>157621942nix mehr zu machen x2
kwabfurt
>Shartubolu x2
>>157621950fucking hilarious just as the commentator was making excuses about how the first one was deflected (still went right through the middle of his arms)
>crackfurt
who will be our goalie tho? Atubolu is shit, Urbig doesn’t play, ter Stegen is bald, Dahmen has no international experience, Nübel is practically retired, Baumann is a boomer, Seimen is dead,…
>>157622088doesn't matter, 2 years until next tournament. ter stegen will play until then, urbig afterwards because the bayern cartell will demand it.
>>157622088Hoping he gets scouted by an Italian clubOur league just shatters the confidence of any gk talent
>>157622088I know he conceded 5 today but DHF1 is still the man
>mfw I look at the results from this bundes matchday
>>157622088Urbig or Dahmen imoHad Nübel chosen top 5 league then I would have said him, but alas.
>Shartubolu x3
KWABFURT
KWAB
>>157621613How the hell can you think that Gladbach had one of the best transfer windows?I guess it's rage bait to get attention and I'm falling for it.
kino
>>157622221yeah, it has to bethat’s just an absolutely absurd statement
>>157622231We should've beat this Augsburg superteam in the cup.
>>157622231I hereby apologize to manuel baum
>>157622231Era of the Fuggers :DDDD
Bremen not dogshit for once. Is merry still alive to witness this?
still can’t get over the fact that this neger is unironically called Pimpong
>have to sub in Timothy Chandler in 2026 to come back from a 1-3 disadvantage because you have no other Rechtsverteidiger or RechtsaußenWhat the hell was Krösche thinking in the summer break?
>Shartubolu x4
lel
lol
dayumbut also >>157622536
First Entlassungs Update just dropped1. Polanski (+1)2. Wagner (+1)3. Thioune (-2)4. Adolf H. (new)5. Lustrinelli (new)
>>157622597who is Wagner?
thought i was going to watch seria a for the first time in 10 years to get to see woltenessi in action.
Bros, i'm fucking shaking. I'm 33 y/o incel/NEET who lives with his mom and just got the number of a 21 y/o turkish beauty. She's so fucking hot too. She has the greenest eyes you'll ever see, pale skin and brown/red curly hair. So basically i went to the park to smoke some weed and there she was, sitting on my bench where i always sit and she's rolling a joint! It felt surreal to me, like it was meant to happen, so i just had to approach her. My line was "hey kann ich mich kurz zu dir setzen und einen bauen, alle Bänke sind besetzt." She said yes and then we talked for like an hour about her job, spirituallity, society and drugs. She offered me her joint which is a pretty good signal and then i offered her my number by saying "hey ich gebe dir mal meine Nummer ok? Dann kannst du gucken was du damit machst." and she called me immediately. She even said that she isn't in a relationship. I'm so fucked bros. I'm a tall Chad i guess, but she's still levels above me in terms market value and social status. She works as a nurse in the hospital, has a ton of friends. I trade stocks with my mom's money while leeching off society and have zero friends. Man, i will be happy if i get to fuck her once. We live in the same area so maybe she will friend zone me for some casual sex, companionship and whatever girls want from this. How can i play this right?
>>157622790kölnfraud
>>157623007don't lie.
>>157623049I will post her nudes if i get to fuck her, promised.
Holy fuck just watched news for the first time in ever, afd gonna maybe government sachsen anhalt?>>157622956Me too
>>157623007bullshit, but I (want to) believe itnurses are historically slutty so have fun with the pump and dump
>>157623007sounds good but you have to sell your NEETdom properly which won’t work in the long run (aka once her friends find out about your patheticness and advise her against seeing you)
>>157622956>testing benches across all of europe
>neger-torwart
based Hansi averaging a 4+ goals per game btw
>>157623549just goes to show how much of a joke Lel Liga is
>>157623293My justification for staying in NEETdom is money so maybe she will understand that. Why should i work for €2.5k netto when i can make that in a week, right? The thing is the money isn't officially mine. My mom is a jew and hands out money when i need it, which will be fucking embarrassing to admit. My anti-social personality will be way harder to justify i think, but even then she's a fucking weirdo herself. I mean, which girl smokes weed alone in a park, let's some 33 y/o dude hit on her and gives him her number? She's definitely headed down that alternative route. Her clothing style is a little odd, she's into spiritualism, definitely not trad. If there are any girls that are open for being in a relationship with me then it might be someone like her.
>>157623897you'll have to carefully think about possible outcome scenarios, of which one will be>have fun a night with her>have fun the next night with her (male) family members>My justification for staying in NEETdom is money so maybe she will understand that. call it self employment and be done with it.
Saw the Union Kusen game, is this the era of the /argentineantalentsatbundes/?
>>157624012She's not the "wallah isch schwör" type of turk though. I honestly would have thought she was german if she didn't keep telling me that she's turkish. She does have national pride in her i suppose but the risk of the typical muslim male family members beating me up seems quite low, especially considering her behavior.
Was at Paderborn-Freecastle yesterday with my mom and nephew, first /bundes/ game for both.Comfy little stadium but Paderborn is probably ngmi. Play well against the ball but real lack of quality in attack
NRW fusi ist so gottlos schwul
>>157624424cuteand yeah, I think Paderborn is going straight back down. they just don't have the quality
>>157624028tell Capaldo to fix up brotha
>>157624463Alemannia Aachen wenigstens nicht
Woltemade on
>check /seriea/ >theyre all laughing at woltemade, saying hes shit/fat/looks weird/ugly
>Da ist doch noch der Ausgleich - und Woltemade, der den Freistoß und die Gelbe Karte für de Winter zog, hat seine Aktien daran.
>>157624942They're not wrong but they will stop IF he scores some goals.
>>157624682I consider Aachen to be in the Saarland
>>157625974lot of indians there?
new Grimaldo?
>>157623049>>157623243>>157624012Her whatsapp profile pic. I'm so cooked
>>157627147would put a baby in her
>>157627147Bogdanoff ass lips
>>157622597>LustrinelliLiterally who?
>>157630696amtierender Schweizer Meistertrainer
When did Mario Basler become a nius chud?
>>157631100he was always a low iq mong
>>157631100>Nach 18 Jahren! Liebes-Aus bei Fußball-Legende Mario BaslerGuy getting angry after the misses left. Many such cases.
Ikaarius... I kneel
>Der ehemalige Mittelfeld-Profi und -Trainer Hans Kraay Jr. (66) als ESPN-Experte, als er Aufnahmen sieht, die ter Stegen über zehn Sekunden lang mit dem Ball am Fuß stillstehen zeigen: „Ich habe den Eindruck, er denkt, alles sei in Ordnung. Er ist zehn Minuten lang herumgelaufen … Ich finde das wirklich unglaublich.“ >Von seinen ersten fünf Partien für den Verein konnte er vier gewinnen, jetzt folgte die erste Niederlage. Pepi brachte PSV dabei bereits früh in Führung (5.), zum Gegentor schreibt „VI“: „Ein Kinderspiel, Ajax-Torwart Marc-André ter Stegen aus kurzer Distanz zu überwinden: 0:1.“ >Kraay: „Ich finde es toll, dass Ter Stegen in der Eredivisie spielt. Aber ich habe den Eindruck, er wusste nicht, dass sie 1:2 hinten lagen. Schaut euch das mal an.“De MAtS
>>157631729>PepiInr him
huh?
>>157631722Mondlicht SZN?
>>157631940KEK
>Für Louey Ben Farhat (20) steht nach seinem Transfer zum SC Freiburg die zweite Weichenstellung für die Zukunft bevor. Nach Informationen von Transfermarkt hat sich das KSC-Eigengewächs für einen Verbandswechsel zum DFB entschieden. Bislang lief das Offensivtalent für die tunesischen Auswahlmannschaften auf. In der kommenden längeren Länderspielpause dürfte Ben Farhat somit voraussichtlich erstmals für die deutsche U21-Nationalmannschaft nominiert werdenEiner für den Kloppo?
>>157631940Darf ich deine Füße streicheln Wolti :3
>>157632180freakish>>157631940hard to not interpret this in a homosexual way
>>157631940Uhm that sounds gay as fuck desu.
>>157631190they were a perfect match. she is one of the few people worldwide who could challenge Mario in terms of chainsmoking
>Nicolas Kühn (26) hat sich beim Auslauf-Training nach der 3:4 Niederlage gegen Elversberg einen Muskelbündelriss zugezogen. Der Rechtsaußen wird der Borussia damit mindestens 5-6 Wochen fehlen[@BILD]who cursed them
>>157633226sucks being a kackbach fan
>>157633226top kekand it was Flo "eins-zwei-drei-vier Millionen" Neuhaus
>>157632049I wish but im feeling like Augsburg. My only hope is that i dont actually hold Augsburg stock
>>157633226eternal loser clubperfectly suited for mental midgets like Favre and Virkus
>>157633226weniger TikTok gucken oder sowas
>Als Schiedsrichter Robert Schröder (36) den Bayern-Kapitän fragt, welche Münz-Farbe er für die Seitenwahl möchte, wählt Neuer „Schwarz“ – die Alternative „Gelb“ kommt offenbar auch für den selbsternannten Schalke-Fan und Ex-Spieler (1991 bis 2011) noch immer nicht infrage. Bitter für Becker, der deshalb die Couleur des Pott-Rivalen BVB nehmen muss. Becker scherzhaft: „Ist das asozial hier!“ Selbst Neuer muss daraufhin schmunzeln.
>>157633482Kvlt
>>157633510and sovl
>>157622088the nip Backhaus
>>157634717>22 and almost as bald as MatSI don't trust him
>>157634893Has there ever been a keeper who's a bald fraud?
>>157634918Enke
>>157634990too soon
>>157635610insane that this beyond-finished boomer was called up for a World Cup only a few months ago
>>157633482>somehow schwarz is less related to the schwarz-gelben than gelbmental illness
We make the start today.I wish all my /bundes/ bros and their favourite teams lots of success in this season's Championsleagueligaphase.
>>157640222bundes supports all the German clubs in the CL
>>157639971This is how rent free bienchen live in their heads. I wonder if aki used cheeky DFL points to make that coin black and yellow
>cl on tuesday, wednesday and thursday
>>157640222>Stadionbesucher und TV-Zuschauer werden irritiert sein: Beim Auftakt-Spiel in der Champions-League gegen den spanischen FC Villarreal wird im Dortmunder Signal-Iduna-Park die gesamte Nord-Ost-Ecke leer bleiben. Betroffen sind die Blöcke 55 bis 59 und insgesamt rund 4.000 Sitzplätze.>Der FC Villarreal hat der Borussia am Tag vor dem Spiel zurückgemeldet, dass er sein Karten-Kontingent so gut wie gar nicht benötigt. Nur exakt 39 Fans haben über den Gastverein Tickets gekauft. >Die Plätze auf der Nord-Ost-Ecke jetzt in einen Heim-Bereich umzuwandeln, ist in der Kürze der Zeit nun nicht mehr umsetzbar.>Statt vor gewohnt ausverkauftem Haus mit 81.365 Zuschauern zu spielen, erwartet der BVB nun eine Besucherzahl von rund 77.000.
>>157640623utter woke nonsense desu
>>157640690>Bosse von Leipzig-Gegner verschenken ihre Ticketshmm almost like no one wants to visit this shitholeexcept München of course
>>157640222This except kwabmund and buyern hoping for 0-2 Packung each
>Nach den Krawallen im DFB-Pokal-Derby zwischen Waldhof Mannheim und Kaiserslautern (0:1 n.V.) wird auch gegen einen Polizisten ermittelt, wie die Polizei der dpa bestätigte. Es gebe Ermittlungen gegen einen Beamten „wegen des Verdachts der Körperverletzung im Amt sowie wegen eines Verstoßes gegen das Sprengstoffgesetz“. Nein! - Doch! - Oh
>>157641039All Cops Are Based
>neets with a stick bringing their attention seeking behavior to a game of football>based
>this employed person is actually a neet loser just like me because… he just is okayyycringe
Great day for the unemployed
>gets paid>doesn't work
>cop>doesn’t workwtf planet are you living on
kein freund kein helfer
>DFB droht Verlust von Bayern-Talent: Osmani zu Kosovos Nations-League-Partien eingeladenKloppobros...
>Vor dem Start der Königsklasse lohnt ein Blick auf die Ewige Tabelle der Champions League, in der Borussia Dortmund vielleicht schon in dieser Saison AC Milan ins Visier nimmtwe are massive
>>157641575>we
>>157641579
>>157641575I wouldnt trust an "all time" table that has a Team in the top ten which has never won the competition in question
>>157641596>42th best club in Europe not that bad desu
let's go LASK
based keeper
bad keeper
Where's de Leon?
>>157642281see >>157635610
>declare for italy>become shit
I'm Sorry, Nick JacksonOOOOOOOOI am for reeaal
>>157642399had too much Eier for Hühnchen
>tresoldi
>>157642443stinker & hooked
>>157642590hä
>>157642683>der söldni (p)sure btfo all of us
>ynr Alessandro Schöpf
>ynr Sasa Kalajdzic
5:0 for the Borussenkrieger
when is dorkmund starting the losing, bross?
>PISSeckmember bremi shilling him this week?
>the other Greek ded as welllel, why are they so frail?
Notfalleinsatz pitch edition
Gyroszangebros...our 60mil, gone like the wind..
Mondlicht in the mud
What are these Greek made of, they are dying like flies
vaxxie vaxxie
the fact that BVB fans thought for one half in the opening match of the season that they had the most exciting Flügelzange in the league this season, only for both of them to die within in the first few weeks of the season, is a peak >schalke moment for cuckmund
NA IHR SCHWULEN BIENCHEN VERMISST IHR EY MALA SCHON
>>157643871would be long-term injured by now as well probably.this is on the hufschmied, I told (You) all and you didn't listen.
>>157643817haven't seen the injury. what happened?
>>157643983Literally nothing happened.He just died.
>>157643983nobody knows really. it wasn’t a foul or anything, he just dropped dead
>>157643983gently passed the ball, grabbed his leg and fell over
>>157643983Its weird, no contact happened he just lied down and started panting rapidly lol
>>157644003>>157644006>>157644017>>157644059Pro teams are genuinely retarded and looking for the next big thing at every cost.>18 year old>already two full pro seasons under his beltof course these twinks are destined to fail
>>157642175how is this not a red?
Reminder that free agents can be signed at any point of the season
>>157644059safe and effective btw vaxtards
>crying because of a little Circlerunproblems
>>157644243They called notarzt apparently Its over
>schalke
Duselmund
my neger B00
>>157644266he's already in the hospital
KWABOTY is still Musiala btw
>>157644363Nah, KWABOTY (so far) is HSV losing 0-5 against Mainz 05
>mbappe jr
>>157644363
>>15764436367 XD
>score 1 goal at home>get more and more defense>start swimmingAnd now Kobel is injured FML
>>157643888
>cuckmund
rip my gadou clean sheet ;_;
157644363the objective kwabotysf is pic related desu
Beier seems like a nice guy but as a footballer he is way too one dimensional
they cute together
>schalke x2Kovac Dortmund gets the job done
>>157644741Silva the difference maker, that was really needed phew
>>157644692he would be less one dimensional if retarded coaches stopped playing him out of positionand his stats in the Bundes are very strong
our nword b00 stinker and hooked
>>157644753playing with Guirassy striker is tutorial mode
>>157644765He created the 1-0.
>>157644783it was a failed pass into the gegner which resulted into a ping pong OG
>schalke x3
>>157644802Just as planned.
blessed
Guirassy hattrick
>hattrick GuirassyDamn, he's good.
4/4
>>157644970what about the loss against Bayern lol?
gekonnt ist eben gekonnt
>>157645016Marco reus friendly
>>157645055cope
>>157645016it only counts when they win it>ynr the "trophies loading" twitter post they did after they won it a few years ago
>Schalke draw with Bayern>biggest Schalke match of the season>Dortmund Auftaktsieg in CL>just another day in the office
>>157643716Kinda poetic ngl
>Konstantinos Karetsas musste den Platz im Spiel gegen Villarreal aufgrund von Kreislaufproblemen verlassen. Kosta geht es den Umständen entsprechend gut, er ist zu weiteren Untersuchungen auf dem Weg ins Krankenhaus.Musiala Speedrun
>>157645221Both Gyroszange players ded? Damn that was fast.
>>157645097even in victory all you cuckmund fanboy do is seethe about >schalkedon’t you reckon that that is sort of grim and pathetic?!
*Ring* *Ring* Uhh...Bundesliga customer support? I have some queries about the product you sold, it's not working properly >>157649081
>Eintracht Frankfurt hat Athletik-Chef Schahriar Bigdeli gefeuert. Dass die offenbar schon vor Wochen vollzogene Trennung noch nicht offiziell ist, wirkt erstaunlich.
>>157642175>Die italienische Zeitung „Gazzetta dello Sport“: „Ein Albtraum.“ Und: „Der ehemalige Inter-Torhüter sorgte bei der Niederlage gegen Aston Villa für einige Unsicherheiten.“>„Corriere dello Sport“ schreibt: „Sommers Champions-League-Debüt verläuft katastrophal.“ Und dazu: „Ein Alptraumabend für Sommer. Der ehemalige Inter-Torwart hatte sich ein anderes Champions-League-Debüt mit Club Brügge erhofft, doch im Heimspiel gegen Aston Villa leistete er sich eine Reihe von Fehlern, die den Weg zum Sieg der Engländer ebneten.“>Der Schweizer „Blick“: „Welch bitterer internationaler Auftakt für Yann Sommer beim FC Brügge! Mit einem Megabock schenkt er Aston Villa den Sieg.“>Die belgische Zeitung „De Standaard“: „Top-Neuzugang Yann Sommer besiegelt Club Brügges Niederlage in der Champions League mit einem Patzer.“ Und: „Plötzlich werden Zweifel an dem Schweizer Spieler laut.“>Und „Het Laatste Nieuws“ schreibt: „Was macht Yann Sommer denn da?! Der Schweizer Torwart verschätzt sich komplett bei einem langen Ball und kommt viel zu spät. Nicolas Jackson, der Lee mühelos abwehrt, erzielt das einfachste Tor seiner Karriere.“
Es ist über.
classic dorktard
Oh look Bild anon woke up.Hey sweetie, porridge is on the counter. I need to get going, love you!
>>157650495we are based like that
>>157650694Das kann man doch wieder filternScheiß Verschwendung
> „Im Einklang mit der Umstrukturierung unseres Vereins und unseren Zielen für die neue Saison haben wir eine Einigung mit Zeynep Mestan (wurde erst vor sechs Wochen 22 Jahre alt; d.Red.) über die Position der Cheftrainerin erzielt.“ >turkbros more progressive than germsexciting times to be alive
>Beruhigende Signale rund um den Dortmunder Spieler Kos Karetsas: Untersuchungen deuten auf Dehydrierung hin.
>>157651068Jetzt reichts, ich wähl jetzt HYDRATION BREAK
>>157651068>Beruhigende Signaleok, how are those signals calming? How tf does a millionaire footy babby who is surrounded with assistants, coaches and multiple other fags able to get dehydrated? After sun dawn mid september in fucking germany?
>>157651068just drink some water bro, can't be that hard
>>157651235* sun set obviously
Is Leverkusen Spain central in the Bundes now?
>>157651586Sudacas. But their CEO is spanish
>>157651586Always have been Sudaca central
>Jamal Musiala, Aleksandar Pavlovic, Josip Stanisic, Lennart Karl: Die Liste der hochkarätigen Youngster, die es über den Bayern-Campus in den aktuellen Kader - und auch regelmäßig in die Startelf - des deutschen Rekordmeisters geschafft haben, kann sich mittlerweile sehen lassen. Sie sind Vorbilder für alle Nachwuchsspieler, die sich am Campus des FC Bayern den Traum des Lebens als Profifußballer erfüllen wollen. Einer ist diesem jetzt einen großen Schritt nähergekommen: Tim Binder hat am Mittwoch einen bis zum 30. Juni 2030 datierten Profivertrag beim FC Bayern unterschrieben.
Gaycinobitch LOSTDemirochad WON
>>157652015Basedcinovic is rested for the more important Bundesliga game
>Demirobitch only getting a spot in the starting xi against meme tier opposition like FC Wikingerlmao, and kwab
Chadeyemi starts
>FC Liverpool: Turkish Airlines wird neuer Haupt- und TrikotsponsorFlolingz to Gala soon?
>>157652083you keep losing bro
>Marco Richter (28) scheint nur wenige Tage nach seiner Vertragsauflösung bei Mainz 05 am Deadline Day einen neuen Verein gefunden zu haben. Wie „Sky“ berichtet, befindet sich der Offensivspieler in fortgeschrittenen Verhandlungen mit dem SV Darmstadt 98, an den er schon in der vergangenen Saison verliehen war.Can he save them?
157652275> >>157644668
the CL charge is still on chud
>>157652444>not a single tank in the pictureone fucking job
Gansiball.. speachless
DEMIROCHAD
>>157652689>Slaughterer of Stavanger
YEMI GOLAZO
>>157652494
>>157652722only proves furthermore for every single talented player to get out of fucking dorkmund.LISTEN TO ME:THIS CITY IS KILLING YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR MENTAL STATE, YOUR MENTALITY, YOUR FUCKING TALENT, YOUR HOPE, YOUR FUTURE. EJECT EJECT EJECT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
ACCEPT HIS GREATNESS BREMTARDDEMIROCHAD
Wtf was Jeltsch doing before the 1-1
>>157652083WAKE UP BITCH
HATTY
>in 12 minutes Demirochad scored more than Woltebitch in the whole of 2026
cringelord celebration, why doesn't hahnsi stop this?
>commentator literally saying "einer fürn kloppo?"which one of you is him, come out with it
>>157653188>Implying Gansi has got good taste
>>157653293shit takes 5-10 years to percolate down to normies from here
>>157653188let him aura farm>>157653293who's he talking about
Gansiball is maintaining the 4 goal average
>>157653420>watching gansiball instead of us
no goals for pissinobitch today
>>157653453im watching the comfy
>us
de Liiroj next up
Common Wirtz mazzaclass incoming
>>157653750Meds
>>157653769redirecting this post to musiala, the greek dehydrated teen unable withstanding german autumn nights despite being born and live in a way warmer climate that is greece, half of mladybach and all the notarzt-einsätze on a every matchday basis
>>157653800>despite being born and live in a way warmer climate that is greeceHe was actually born in Belgium
>CL tomorrow
>>157653886>>157640623>>157640777
wirtzbros?
>>157654112
>>157654112We need to bring him home.
PSG barca final
>>157654203not possible tho
>>157653676Mats needs to stop dadmaxxing if he wants to keep her
>>>>>wirtzbro
>>157654267>if he wants to keep her>if>if>ifWasn't he married before?I guess he won't be making that mistake again.
>>157654312What went so wrong?
Wirtz pre-pre-assist
>>157654442weltklasse
new>>157654618>>157654618
>>157654423Wouldn't have counted anyway>>157654442At least half of that goal is his.
