>Lap:#8541>Countdown to Eyetalian GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157600008>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:227>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:237 (236 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 242 (+23)RUS: 183 (+23)HAM: 183 (+14)NOR: 159 (+31)LEC: 155 (+17)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 425 (+46)Ferrari: 338 (+31)McLaren Mercedes: 263 (+43)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 186 (+9)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 66 (+0)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 763.47 (+56.48)HAM: 539.61 (+40.74)PIA: 501.12 (+48.15)>News:Italian GP Qualifying: Pierre Gasly (1:21.786), George Russell (+0.060), Oscar Piastri (+0.180)LEC HAM VER ANT COL NOR LIN BOR BEA HUL LAW SAI OCO TSU ALB BOT PER ALO STRAlpine's Gasly takes shock Italian Grand Prix pole'He's ahead of me again!' - Russell'Good to have a decent result' - Piastri'Something special around here' - GaslyAntonelli 'disrupting rules of fandom' in Ferrari's ItalyFIA appeal court refutes Briatore impartiality claimGasly loses Monaco podium after McLaren and Red Bull win appealsMcLaren brands Flavio Briatore accusations ‘insulting’ in terse exchangeHaas F1 boss Ayao Komatsu gets behind wheel of historic F1 car ahead of Italian GP
I'm off to buy some Minded after seeing quali
chuck can still do it, he won from P4 two years ago with faster mclels and merc starting ahead, you just need to believe
GAS is handing out MINDEDenjoy!
>>157601662just take it to a pole...
>>157601703He is sub5.
>baker knew the script and built up to it with gasly threads last week
>>157601662>Italian GP Qualifying: Pierre Gasly (1:21.786), George Russell (+0.060), Oscar Piastri (+0.180)>LEC HAM VER ANT COL NOR LIN BOR BEA HUL LAW SAI OCO TSU ALB BOT PER ALO STRterrible formatting as always
>>157601701Piastri is getting a grid drop
Is f1 scripted?
>>157601715you're a gay homosexual faggot
>>157601735yes>>157601718yes
>>157601718>he knows too much
>>157601703All this MINDED-posting gave him meme magic
they really tried to sabotage lawgod with that dogshit car because he was making max look badhe will still redeem a top 7 though, book it
>>157601735>last season>mclel were running away with it>suddenly max "closes" it in..>then falls short last secondHmmmm
>>157601742I was talking about the grid position ;-)
>>157601757He is speed
>>157601728even better, GAS LEC and LEC GAS 1-2 are both fine
>>157601757he has the fourth best car retardits p8 minimum if he isn't a retard
Antonelli status?
Give tsunoda the seatSon of raw is finished
>>157601767If you look closely at this photo, you can notice how nervous Gasly is and how he’s protecting his penis out of fear that he might never see it again.
i love how everyone forgot that pre-season the mercedes engine was literally ruled as illegal but FIA still allowed teams to use it
>>157601767I want sophia in f1 and I want her teammate to be some effeminate beta cuck like tsunoda or bearman so she could both figuratively and literally stomp on his balls and pinch his penis
>>157601767he's 100% been there
>>157601840
>>157601757lawgod will return evens confirm it
>he's been preparing all month to gloat over kwabmilton so now he has to figure out some other bullshitlife as a pozfag in the post-globogomo era is brutal
>>157601902a 'good' webmwell done!
>>157601662black magic
They extended these two btw
>>157601662Is this neck training?
yeah i'm thinking we're BACK(it's still renault btw)
>>157601996Sainz made sense, although the number is debately. Albon has been living off beating poor teammates for quite a while by now but maybe the market was dire for anyone else wanting to go there.
>>157601996what else could they do
>>157602023BRING BACK YELLOW CAR
>>157602016no, for that the elastic band needs to be around his hard dick
>>157601902the grabber
>>157601838Incorrect.
>>157601902>pozzed era humor
>>157602236*correct
I FORECAST A CHAMPIONSHIP
for some reason this gasly pole doesnt seem legitnot that his cars illegal, but f12026 just aint rightthese cars are weird
>>157602256
>>157602269it's running an illegal engine aimed to trick the ADUO but so are the rest of the top 3
>>157602269it's as legit as grosjean's spa podium in 2015 :)
>>157602338It's not illegal.
>>157602589your life is illegal
>>157602031Browning would have been a good shout
PS3 penalty, 3 grid drophttps://x.com/fiadocsbot/status/2096274242207732100
>>157602607Nu-uh
>>157602664I knew
>>157602269i've said it 3 times nowit's not weird. it's just how f1 works now on a fundemental level. exaggarated by monza being a no skill track. alpine just had the best harvesting and deployment algorithms. they had the best computer scientists. when driver skill matters less than 1% then you will have made the entire aspect of putting together a lap reliant on who has the best computer nerds.
>>157602664not good because this benefits the gingerbread man
Oh well I hope George wins tomorrow.
>>157602755he is extremely likely to win the exposure poll tomorrow
>>157602755lec rus ham
>>157602755Gasley lights to flag victory, merc sack narb and buy gasley out of alpine
why did you ever doubt the gaslymeister anon
>>157602755I also hope for him that he wins tomorrow because anything else would straight up pathetic. Almost as pathetic as missing out on pole against an Alpiss while there was absolutely no other serious contender.
>>157601646 its not irrelevant, those foxes were already predisposed to submissive traits. Im not saying its impossible, im saying its easier>>157601650>jeetfag with a finn vpn is a reddittrannynot surprised at all/f1/ related because f1 is gay, just like reddit
I can't wait for the season finale happening at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix hosted by ImolaGotta trust them P Zero (degrees) tires
>>157602926Everyone else got beat by an Alpine today.
>>157602269Because it's more about Woody being a pathetic loser who can't even get pole when his kid team mate hands it to him
>>157603086I get sent to jail for posting tits ass and vagina but this kind of gore is fine
>>157603086me when gas chelem
>>157603086if you unironically watch these retards you deserve everything bad coming to you in lifenever post this again
>>157602664Is piastri the worst teammate to have on the grid? AMX at least you have the opportunity to beat the best driver in equal machinery.
>>157603226Sainz has been a pretty bad teammate to Albon since he went to Williams
i bought escargot in a can for $1400wtf do i do with it?f1 related because gasly pole(he is french)
>>157603251drown it in garlic butter
>>157603262i did also buy some dutch style breas so this may be race day breakfast
>>157603251ew bin it
>>157603190Bit mean.
>>157603338>tf>tp
>>157603226>Is piastri the worst teammate to have on the grid?poois
>>157603086le soi overreaction fase
>>157603226He has no loyalty or decency. Otmar warned everyone.
get in lads
>>157603411me when gasly pole
monster porsche juan
>>157603446>>157603147
>>157603446god I wish f1 still had more of this
>>157603446right hes dead then
>>157603446why do zoomies record their phone screens with a different phone instead of just using screen record
>>157603446wasn't it a lambo that when off the exact same way a few years ago?this corner is too dangerous with cars leaving the track, it is unacceptable today. they should build like a big wall to stop the cars or something baka
>>157603419What team will take ps3 when Van Langendonck takes his seat? Haas? Williams?
>>157603446i love laguna seca
>>157603523>wasn't it a lambo that when off the exact same way a few years ago?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NrtQOP2WFoyeah it was womyn lel
>>157603446so that's why they're renaming the corkscrew after Zanardi
>>157603086theres like 5 f1 youtubers i would actually go to the pub and have a beer with and talk about f1the rest either get thrown into unmarked graves(if male) or become handmaids(if female and dont have undesirable genetics)
>>157603438stop gambling retard
>>157602032give up and sell the team
>>157603595kek
>>157603438Let it all ride on him winning the GP
>>157603595
imagine being ocon right now
>gastlykek. formula lotto accusations are NOT going away
>>157603788Just remember we are always just one meme rain race away from another ocon win
>>157601662culoputo will finish ahead of him tomorrow remember my words
>>157603794Lotto where? They have Mercedes power units and a slightly better low drag aero package for Monza.
>>157603446imaging dying to a tortilla brand sign
>>157603822Bin Russel loves Monza Ackbar.
>>157603595Und ich dachte immer, Deutsche hätten keinen Humor.Ich lach mich schlapp!
>>157603226Russel was pretty bad last year with his permanent "tell Kimi to let me through, I have a huge orange **** up my Ass" radio whining.
>>157603349He is being mean, because he cares about you.
>>157603595am i autistic or can someone please explain the joke. I know zanardi made that famous overtake there and he died recently, but i dont get the connection with the video
>>157604036zanardi lost his legs in a horrible crash
>>157604058>zanardiZanardi*>lost his legsonly partially>horribleincorrect
>>157604155
>>157603190patriota
some images of the past
>>157604278puta
alpine car can't be legal, briatore rigged it 100%
>>157604278me with aviators and moustache
how does he even keep shitting?
>>157604296the bloke on the left must have a 25 cm cock
>>157604352https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus_theory
>>157604278I'm so conflicted on whores. My penis loves them, but my brain hates them.
>>157604382the opposite for me
>>157604393what are you even saying man
>>157604407kino pic
>>157604407younger trulli was exactly jamrocks type
>>157604393Gay :3
>>157604464staring death straight in the eye at 45 km/h
>>157604464>squiddinglost the respect i never had for him
>amx next to pooisoh god
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>157604278this shit is so weirdwhy would i want to be in some grungy tent with a bunch of dudes staring at some barely covered pussyeither youre fucking her or she needs to get off the fucking table and serve pintswhat the fuck is thisfaggotry of the highest order
>>157604600max must do the needful and kill the ferraris
>>157604600botto bros we finna get vertigo starting so high up
now that i think about it, most f1 drivers are white, but in f1 academy the % of non is much bigger
>>157604667only 12 of the 22 drivers would be considered white in america
>>157604682we are not talking about indy!!!!
>>157602755i hope he wins the wdc
a good result tomorrow is 0 ferraris in the podium
btw, i saw earlier on x that during an interview charles said something about his wins here in 2019 and 2024 and luis q1 hamilton said something about 2019, implying that ferrari was cheating and that it shouldnt count100 mill well spent, not only he isnt winning but he is taking wins away
im jumped off Verstappen bandwagon onto Kimi bandwagon
>>157604739Ferrari had a cheat engine that year.
>spain anon was sainz all this time
>>157604765if we were to use the defition of legal some retards are using for the engine this season, no, what was said about that engine wasnt legal, it was legal when they took the measurementssecond, luis q1 hamilton isnt the one to talk about legal carsthird, he works for ferrari>>157604778i could get laid if that was true
>>157604745Very soulless behavior from you.
>>157603419Alpine are weasels.
>Torger forgot to turn off Alpeen engine modes
>>157605014>forgothe did it on purpose to ruse russell, since antonelli is at the back of the grid
UH OH STINKY
>>157605138many such cases
>>157601840>I want sophiame too eestivend, me too
5 piloti will get taken out lap 1
>>157605586rolling
>>157605601landobros...
>>157605586rolling repeating numbers for hamilton, norris, lindblad, russell and bearman
outfuckingskilled
cola piss and borto let and hulken berg will all get a good start and then forza lobby that shit uphamilton leads lap 1
i'm not going to type JWORD ok
she is taller than him?wew
>>157606056she also just turned 17
Why was Colapinto nowhere near Gasly, did he have issues?
>>157602755Russell would be a great James Bond girl
>>157605970jew on pole in wec
>>157606176grim.
>>157603646the only f1 commentator with a brain was that guy racingblind but F1 nuked his channel even though he only had like 16 subscribershis vids only got like 300 views but they were the only vids I've seen where he was actually accurately predicting things or explaining nuances or making good insights, then the big channels would copy himreally3D quit after that lolipop faggot kept copying his shit every week
>>157605970
>>157604600has anyone noticed how aggro poois has been to verstappen this year?he almost ran him off track at the start last race and no one said anything
>>157605970not a jew, just space astrology power and shieett. boobens circa 2009
>>157606084Of the skill variety, yes.
>>157601662mirin' hard
>>157606084His pre-quali mate drink was tainted and had a paralysing effect on his fine motor functions
>>157606288hes gonna monza 2021 him tomorrow.
>migg is really learning at indycarTurns out f1 coaches as his uncle are terrible.
>>157605138what the eff
>>157606750out in q1
>>157606861can't a man shit in peace?
>>157606895By a few miliseconds.If helio and honda manages to do what f1 coaches and his uncle the sommelier of cocks couldn't, the meme is real, and f1 has terrible coaches.
>>157605138someone find the post where ann asked why verstappen looked angry
brb going out for a drive in my f4 phantom lol
>>157607120the phantom has abysmal on road handling
>>1576016622027 world champion.
>>157603446so he can point where to look at.lol.
>>157606288>Maxfag fans mad that the goat is racing the cuck too hard
tomorrow's script leaked
>>157604600God I hope amx drives into hamilwog tomorrow at the start
>>157605138seriously, what is that? It cant be shit because those driver suits are so utterly insulated unless amx had the worst diahrea the world has ever seen and took God knows how many laxatives, it could not be seen through the suite
>>157608171he's shitting
>>157606258huh, if he was that good as you say, id have liked to see some of his videos. What was his prediction ratio, or was it just survivorship bias?For me, the ones i wouldnt kill would be:>Yelistener>M96>BSport>Aiden MillwardThe rest can either die or get pregnant, as I said above
>>157608048This shot is so much better than the normal one oh my God, why the fuck do we have this gay ground view
>>157608262ill give a pass to nigel mansel(no relation)some of his videos are done to death simple topics and he does clickbait but hes generally ok and is an am driver himself
>>157608171no they arent insulated otherwise they would boil alive during every race. the feces perspirate through the fabric layers the same way sweat does.
>>157608262>Aiden Millwardyikes. he's only behind m*tthew g*llagher on my shit list
>>157608314you are beefing with the equivalent of a wikipedia article
>>157608381i vandalise wikipaedia so what
>>157608446oh so it was you
>>157608314why>>157608381>>157608446jej
>>157608493ugly balding pommy dweeb poof with an annoying voice and aura of smugness whose videos are reciting wiki and f1rejectswould tie him to railway tracks
>>157605138it can't be his poop because the poo stain is too far from the anus. someone had previously pooped inside his car and max unknowingly sat in it, that is the only explanation
>>157605959Audi has notoriously poor starts
>>157608048Malaysia start to T1 was always kino.
>>157608852the cheek rubbed it through the suit while the rest simply shows wetness
>>157608922it should have still left a visible trail to the starting point (butthole) which it didn't
>>157608942disagreelow pressure in the center provides better conditions for spreading instead of soaking especially in synthetic fabrics
at this rate colostomy bag posting will make a return by the start of the race
>>157609034the racing suit is too tight, especially verstappen's, even if he had an explosive shart, it would leave a trace, it wouldn't just magically appear on the butt cheek
>>157609034>>157609084I agree with Jamaicanon
>>157609084the solids cant seep through the fabric without pressure to essentially extrude them through the weaveits why we see wetness but only an isolated brown spot
>>157608549hes not a reddit onions like matt and tommy or f1duck, so hes good in my bookhe also doesnt glaze brits despite being one
>>157609115>>157609117on re-check there does seem to be a dim trail on the poo stain so I was wrong and it is max poop.
there is literally nothing wrong with pooing your pants in public and it being caught on camera
>>157601662It's up.https://youtu.be/AjA0MEJVM8E?si=kNagx2RiuyjkuNCu
>>157609179i have an intuitive understanding of fluid dynamics and therefore am qualified to analyze a shart stain
>>157605138max verbrappen>>157605163poois hamilton
>>157609193maybe. but what's right about it?
>>157609179it's just a side effect of getting pozzed in the head, bro
Max’s anus obviously cannot stand getting pegged anymore by his gold digger mom clone. Sad.
lowkey wild gasshit got pole thodamn...
>>157602664Objection your honour, in my client's defence Lawson is shit and wasn't making it into Q3 even without any alleged impeding
Are all aussies mentally challenged? Fucked both his qualy and his teammate's for no reason.
>>157610278greatest irl shitpost of the seasonps3 proving m00t right
relentless
>>157610839>I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE ANGRY... QUICK TOTO HIT SOMETHING GRRRR!!!! NO!!!!
How the fuck did an alpine get pole
>>157610865it really is too muchi refuse to believe anyone wasnt surprised and somewhat happy gasleek got the pole
>losing to a cuckstomer team
>>157610933literally their culture
medshitters are running out of cope for peeasstri
my slag queen is crowned once again
>>157611278Lawson reverting to his shit form when the pressures on is so funny
>>157611400yes but go to bed.
>>157611421shut up im sobering up u ass
>>157611461on a sunday??
>>157611637>half of the posters here weren't alive for this
>>157611476LAZY SUNDAY MON
>>157611676the lazy bit of a lazy sundy is the pints ya tart
too drunk to go to bed
too sober to sleep
>>157611848IVE BECOME SO NUMB
>>157611912its not even a joke its like how f1 cars take like an hour to start because you cant pump room temp fluids into it
>>157612011wasn't that confirmed to be some stupid bullshit they made up for tv to make it sound more dramatic
>>157612815i dont fucking know go away
f1 is an embarrassment.everyone involved in f1 should be ashamed of themselves.
>super clips and super chipsf1's CEO guarantees a good time
we can solve this by making it formula micra cup
>there might be some motorsport fans talking about "clipping" but many people think a clip is something you put in your hair
>>157613310its a magazine
original Sepang before they modified the camber in the last hairpin.
>>157601662>109th race winner>109th pole sitter>109hmmm
luigi hamiltone alive in adelaide
how many points today?
>>157613543Him and Shartonelli and Colapinto will get the podiums after the frontrunners all kill each other on Lap 1
>>157610278his move in q3 earned my respectwhy the FUCK would you agree to tow your teammate around when the ONLY outcome would be to cuck yourself>locks up into 1teehee sowwy lando my bias was too far forward oopsies
the burger must stop because seeing what made us fall in love with f1 is painful
>>157613601Lando towed him in the lap before.
>>157613650I got into F1 in 2020 doe...
>>157613655i dont give a FUCK.ps3 had no one in front of him to draft anyway. i'm telling everyone to get fucked in that case
>>157613661they build tall buildings down therevisit one
>>157613601>leave me alone I know what to do
>>157613671im in the sticks... and im scared of heights.. no thanks,.
>>157613698>and im scared of heights...me toosorry to suggest thatkys in the way you feel most comfortable
>alpine pole
The aero regs mean all the cars look almost identical and they're using the best engine, I don't know why people are so surprised that they managed pole.
lmp1 > Hypercar
alright then see you in [alarm time - current time] then gents
>>157613835Race is in 2 hours.
steve mcqueen
good luck finding a game with V8s in it.
>>157613948Ka chow
>>157613531I've seen enough, let's give Adelaide back their grand prix
>>157613531>>157614042our hippys here are protesting that the motogp lads are cutting down the trees... imagine if we get the f1 back
>>157614075Have you tried hitting them?
>>157614075I know a guy who can help with that
I wonder what fresh hells we'll have rendered upon us at madring next week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4h716wywnc
>Italian GP today
>>157614347>Italian american
dun
https://streamable.com/mjfz5dthere's no superclipping on the Touge
FShitters on my monitor
SHITTER KINO let's goooooooooooooooo
>no crash in T1-2it's over
Uncharacteristic blackie choke
https://streamable.com/n7m8egf1 is so road relevant now thanks to the new regs.
This track needs more gravel traps or walls
now this is motor racing
>see you later freddie slatert. le, lacorte, kato, taabonon :DDDDalso ugochukker but in a different way
>>157614578ugo will probably finish this race in pointsshleighter is down to p7 now
Is this the least talented generation of F3 ever?
>>157614585nevermind, p12 now lol
MULTI TRACK DORIFUTO
Kino
>later slatert. wheel
>>157614610>>157614612kek, shitter kino indeed
Rubber (2010)
>SCmeh, it was great while it lasted
>>157614620that movie suckedit tried way too hard to be a quirky b movie
are the girls racing todayor is it just f3/2/1 + other gay shit
What is Trident's refund policy?
>>157614637none of the f1a drivers are curva grande material
>>157614637calm down
>>157614646Reminder Slater skipped 2025 because he couldn't get a seat at Trident
>>157614646no refunds>>157614650kwab
And it's over
>>157608381i had to google who he was, now i remember watching a video of his on the 2014 ferrari, and what you say is right, he legit said that the ferrari was faster than the mercedes in hungary, just a wikipedia article, no understanding on the race. the number is bigger in the wiki so it was faster
oi mate you can't park there
kwabonly managed one point
>UGO up to P8told you so (>inb4 he bins it)
>>157614692>told you sodid you really?
>>157614696yeah >>157614585
>>157614700but that's just>points
>italian wins f3>mini wins f2>kimi comes back from the back and wins f1ITALIAN MONZA
good race with a cinema italian win>>157614704calm down
>>157614707kwab
taponen is now a ferrari driver? he wasnt when he was fighting with camara, camra was the ferrari driver, still iswas taponen dropped by other team?
I would fuck Lacorte's sister
>>157614714sister or gf?
>>157614714post pics
>>157614718mum
>>157614718awooooga>>157614721AWOOOOOGA
nice tits whore, but shit tattoos
These lads all have autism
>>157614731>These lads all have autismus fr
>>157614732not me, I am very normal
>>157614736sure thing, buddy
>>157614736>that flaganything but normal you mean
>>157614737it's true
this race then i will thank you very much sleeps i
>>157614803
starts not yet sleep the race
N'oubliez jamais.https://streamable.com/3we92k
>>157614803>>157614822go to sleep now
Dunne Dunne Dunne
dubs and tsolov heems it t1
nothing happened
ackmara
Surely there will be a big juan in the f1 race
oh no it's a slurper
intra poo the sack
KILL HIMhe didnt even defend
Minì
pls crash into each other
DRS sucks and i'm glad it's gonebut the boost is also a bit gay
excellent defendingcamashit
I fucking love camaras engineer man, no fucks given
Dunne wasn't retarded for once
>Dunnce>Hurrtagenerational talents
alonsos done it alonso got the job done
>kwabton
Herta? I hardly know her!
hes herting this weekend
>Colton iHurtMaSelfToday
will they have him back at indy?
>Colon Sharta
>>157614941Taking him back would be an admission that Indy has dogshit levels of skill.
my 26 year old rookie primed for the cadi seat
question, how are the rules in f2? i recall something about you being able to pit under a sc but the pit didnt count for the 1 pit stop per race
>go from best paid indy driver to global laughing stock within a year
>commentators bury indy car
>>157614951yeah, as i thought, they have to pit again
>>157614951something like that, pitstop under SC doesn't count as your mandatory one pit
>pit the race leader >pit him again>p21
TSO has been bang average lately....
>>157614956but they pitted again under the sc
KEK
>>157614963all since he was dropped by alonsohe knew something
Probably doesn't care since he likeñy has his rb seat now
>>157614967>I c could be driving at Seca right now
>everytime lando isn't on screen the other characters need to ask "where's lando?"
>landwhore propagandanah
>>157614967Comfy set up
>>157614977>>157614975F2 needs more sponsors bro...
>>157614967>crash in F2 practice>kill F1 car in practice>crash in F1 racethis retard killed his career for nothing
>>157614973>being raped by some random shitters or by alejandro>>157614972i thought so, but lawson being decent can tuin it for him, even more if he doesnt win f2
>>157614977>>157614975We like Lando here
>>157614972If he doesn't get a seat, wins F2 he can't race F2 againRB probably pwns him off to supercar where his career diesfair....
>>157614983all of that for "Battle for 21st" in F1, and didn't even accomplish that
>>157614985you like lando queer
NICE RESTART CAMARAHE SUCKS SO MUCH ASS
>>>>>>DUNNE
I love dunne so much
>>157614951>>157614956>>157614957>>157614964Pitting under SC counts if it's after lap 6, pitting under VSC doesn't count.
Indy has like five good drivers, everone else is a shitter (Sing-ray, Siegal) only good on one knd of track (Rassmusen, Newgarden, the chud) or fast retards with no race craft (Foster)
>>157615004ok thanks
Durksen is pretty underated imo
>>157614963>>157614968>According to renowned F1 journalist Ralf Bach, Tsolov signed a “ruthless” contract with Alonso’s agency that has now left the young Bulgarian with a mountain of debts that he is still paying back.>“Helmut Marko practically bought him off Alonso back then,” Bach said of Tsolov’s move to the Red Bull Junior Team for 2025. “Fernando Alonso was Tsolov’s manager, and from what I’ve heard, he had such a ruthless, piggish contract with the lad that he’s still in debt.>Bach also alleges that Alonso’s agency “made millions” off the 19-year-old, adding, “Red Bull stepped in, and they’ve taken him on now and are helping him wherever they can, but Tsolov still has to pay off his debts because of that draconian contract with Alonso.>“He made millions off him, so Tsolov doesn’t have that much money to spend at the moment. Without Red Bull, he’d be almost bankrupt.”>“I’m keeping my fingers crossed for him that it all works out because racing under those circumstances, practically with existential fears in the background, isn’t that easy at all,” Bach continued.>“Of course, you’re in luck if you’ve got Red Bull behind you to help you out of that situation. That’s not how we know Alonso, but that’s apparently how it is,” he concluded.Mental midget can't handle the pressure.
>>157615019ooof poor lad if true
>>157615017He was great last year despite being with a shit team like AIX He has underperformed with Invicta
>>157615017nah, invicta has been the best car on average this seasonupssss they be crashing
Make F1 26 cars again.
>>157615019is there a reason why so many people in f1 are secretely complete and utter cunts? Like I get it there will always be some cunts everywhere, but for even alonso to do this shit feels so fucking horrible.Also funny that red bull gets flack for treating their rookies like shit, when theyre arguably treating them the best like in this example, or giving them a seat in f1 at all.
Tsolov is driving like a WOMANWHERES MY FEARLESS NIGGA>>157615019Is this why he's afraid of crashing now? Pussy
inb4 double dnf
>>157615019>Alonso’s agency “made millions” off the 19-year-oldbach is a retarded faggot
that car is getting shredded
>>157614910Not very productive desu
>>157615044rich people are cunts and only see others as money making opportunitiessurprise
>>157615051i was thinking about that, you dont make money in f2, the only recent driver that was making money in f2 was the ver guy that was there for 5-6 seasons, and only in his last season
>>157615044Nothing personal, it's just business.
Gasly and Russell crash into turn 1Ferrari wins 1-2
i don't like gravel it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets all over the track
>>157615065Ps3 is winning
>>157615051>>157615061Red Bull bought out Tsolov's contract with Alonso for millions. But obviously Tsolov was still left to pay his personal debt to A14 Management.
>>157615070wrong discord window
>people are getting pozzed in the head as we speak
>>157615044>but for even alonso to do this shit feels so fucking horribleNot even in the top-10 cuntiest things Alonso has done.
baka TSO baka
>>157615044You need a certain level of ruthlessness to make it in professional sports and high level business.
shit track
he is cheating!!!>>157615072so alonso promised him to get him to f1(which he was doing) and he fired him and now has a bill to pay?but for example borto was a mclaren junior and an alo driver at the same time, so was tsolov until this seasonwhat is the difference?
kwabmara
T H E T E M P L E O F S P E E D
>>157615072i assure you no one made millions off of tsolovand bach uses 'debts' wrongly
>>157615089F2 is pay to drive after all and not to mention Tso has been pretty crash heavy so that might be a part of it as well for his loss of money
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADQ
post-race mecachrome'ddurksen dsq
lmao
kek what the fuck
>>157615099>>157615100is that a dsq?it would be so funny
>oi lad, shit's on fire
>Thanks jesus>car explodeswdjmbt?
>>157615111LMAO WTF?????
>>157615098thats my point, if tsolov wasnt getting paid, but being a paypig, how did alo get millions?
Based
>pa r gay
jajaja, funny lad
>>157615111Mbs hit the hidden "suicide" button hidden in every fia sanctioned car.
>>157615078I can't come up with a top-10 even if we include Crashgate for which he was fully cleared>divorced his first wife once she got cancer>tried to use Spygate to blackmail Ron Dennis for #1 driver status>blocked Hamilton from pitting in qualifying at Hungaroring in 2007>tried to bribe McLaren team members with cash in 2007>forced FIA to put an independent steward in his garage to prevent sabotage at the 2007 Brazilian GP>brake tested Hamilton on purpose at the start of the 2007 Brazilian Grand Prix>brake tested Doornbos on purpose in free practice at Hungaroring in 2006>GP2 engine comments>Crashgate
>>157615135>>blocked Hamilton from pitting in qualifying at Hungaroring in 2007>>forced FIA to put an independent steward in his garage to prevent sabotage at the 2007 Brazilian GP>>GP2 engine commentsnothing wrong with any of these
just because some retarded journalists uses>debtsdoesn't mean it actually was you mongoloidsthey paid millions first for TSO's entries and got made whole ('made millions') after the contract was bought outno personal debts of anyone involved in this, he made that up
>>157615135>>tried to use Spygate to blackmail Ron Dennis for #1 driver statusdidnt happenok, i think all the 07 thing are jokes, so forget about itcute ferrari girl in my screen
>>157615065how about we don't manifest the gingerbread man onto the podium, ferrari has only 1 driver
>>157615148>even buffers on his webmcmon anon.. cmon man...
>>157615019Good. This means Alonso is testing Tsolov's performance under pressure. Champion shit.
didn't talk to each other at allpeak mandrama
>>157615147maybe something similar to debries when he was dropped by redbull? that he owned redbull some money they gave him
>>157615117See: >>157615072>>157615089>>157615098Basically>Tsolov had a contract with Alonso's management firm that made some financial costs his personal responsibility (maybe crash expenses, maybe some/all costs related to buying seats incurred personal debt that he was supposed to pay back from his eventual F1 contracts)>Red Bull bought his rights from Alonso's management firm for millions but NOT the debt he had incurredIf a Real Madrid player burns down Madrid's training center and then gets sold to Manchester City for 100 million, he still has to pay for the training center he burned down unless City agrees to cover those costs, too. And in this case Red Bull didn't want to clear Tsolov's debts for whatever reason.
>>157615161camara can't handle it
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Drugovich mentioned
>>157615162>owned redbullthat was a private investor who he had an disagreement with on how much money he owed him backsimply said, if he hadn't had made f1 by some exact time the loan (as that particular agreement was structured) would be forgiventhey disagreed on the timing and some other stuff
>>157615164ok, i dont see anything wrong with thatonce he was in f1 he could pay off that debtits like in better call saul, the girl was given money by the law firm she worked in for her degree, she quit the firm before paying that off so she had to pay that money back
>Reports came out around the end of july>Just when Tsolov's form dropped hardlol lmao it all lines up
all 12 races have been won from the front row this year, 9 races from pole and 3 from P2. all 5 sprints have also been won from the front row, 4 sprints from pole and one from P2
>>157615209i don't expect the alphine to have the race pace to defend against an angi jorgie doe
>>157615209do you have self-awareness esti?
>>157615150It did happen, everyone involved agrees
>>157615213no
>>157615157oops didn't notice the buffering
Which should I put my money on for the win?>Russell 3,05>Gasly 7,55
>>157615215the british media has gone mad, dont worry about it
>>157615231wait a secondthis already happened in the past
>>157615242if narb doesn't win today he might as well geld himself
>Kill‑switch cars>Robot dogs>Shock gloves>AI watchlists>Autonomous drones>Biometric databases>License plate tracking>Stablecoin framework>Predictive policing technology>digitising and then restricting access to books after destroying physical copiesWe're not headed towards a police state dystopia are we? F1 related because I'm George Russell
>>157615273Only criminals worry about shit like that LMAO
>kwablonso's team will finish last
would the bake anons consider this
nah use this
>>157615242biting his lip thinking about maxies big hard cock
>>157615331we've moved on to max poop, we don't talk about the cocc anymore
>>157615353he's shitting
>>157615331t. staphylococc
>>157615377meant 4 >>157615353
porsche shitters timehoping for a big juan like with the burger porsche shitter yesterday
>>157615371it means snow in our tongue, not some tranny catgirl respeck our culture
>>157615394pretty sure the giant condom box they marinate yuki in is not from here
baking
no JV in porsh?
>>157615394Is lumi the only word that means the same thing in Finnish and Estonian?T. Raivo Kulli
>>157615419kala nimi tuli kuu veri vesi käsi
lol
typical Porsche skill level
Two more
absolute sisu
>>157615429kala
I'm going to eat an aloe vera leaf to ensure hamilton won't get a podium
uhh f1bros??? the new thread???
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