Rangers Edition Flashback >>157591109
bud + 1 = trb
>>157608581will.... not be making the ploffs kwab
be sure to tickle your manlet teammates every now and then
>>157608616cute :)
>>157608616cute :3
How long does Seattle get before they get relocated?
>rags thread
*enters the thread*
>rags
think it's time to put the HBK/Bret Hart gimmick to bed.
>>157608730bald bitch
>>157608689
>>157608738He's not a bitch because he's bald. He just happens to bald, it's really not a big deal and some girls even prefer it.
FINNS could be here
>>157608819Frens could be here :DDDD
>>1576086686-7 years after the Washington state millionaire tax
https://youtu.be/lJphfXbYiWI?si=qX5HhyRw0tikAIva
the ladies keep on losing the walter cup
>Oopsies, sorry we killed you with our negligence!
Everybody knows how much Texans loves their hockey, it's not called the State of Hockey for nothing you know. So my suggestion would be for the Kraken relocating to Austin, Houston gets the next expansion team in 2028, the Senators relocating to San Antonio and the Ducks to Fort Worth. These teams should play in the Texas division.
football players die every summer stop acting like this is such a big deal its embarrassing
>>157609323Bro was a bust anyways
>>157609348An entire university institute was established last time an NFL player died like this, retarded leaf. And the twin towers were up when this happened.
>>157609323I hope that university gets sued out of existence, fucking morons
>>157609334Thank you, Gary. You have the best ideas
>>157609334who cares if the kraken will suck forever, what gary really cares about is ticket sales. as long as they can fill up climate pledge arena most nights they are going to stay in seattlethat being said, i have no idea how the attendance was last season
>>157609334>it's not called the State of Hockey for nothing you knowkekd
>>157609389ASU has a ton of money
>>157609389Maybe not the university, but the hockey team is definitely getting shut down for a year.
>be young hockey player>agree to play for asu since it's notoriously the sluttiest university in the country>dieKWAB
>>157609460Did he die yet
>>157609460I tried to think of another school that could compete for the title-something like UCSB or Penn State-but I really do think ASU has that one locked down.
>>157609478functionally, yes
>>157609495sad!
>>157609323redpill me
/hoc/ can't do a collective single push up
>>157609389I dont think you realize how insane you are if you believe thats even possible
>>157609530I think most insane people don't know they are insane, hence the insanity
>>157609529/hoc/ is a pretty /fit/ genny
>>157609541We don't have enough gay posters to be like /fit/
>>157609541>>>/onions/
i like looking at slutty college girls on instagram
part of whatever judgment against the university is should be that binnington is allowed to heem the sport directors/coaches/trainers etc.
>>157609495Sad
>>157609581Erm she was only 19 you pedo
>>157609478He's a vegetable. The hospital will keep him alive to harvest the organs that haven't been ruined by the heat stroke, but he's completely braindead and there's nothing to do but Terri Schaivo him.
>>157609560i bet you're amassing all the twinks on your GM mode team
>>157609528>Blues prospect goes to Arizona State in Tempe, AZ>green beret drill instructor puts team through navy seal workouts with no hydration>fucking leaf can't handle the desert heat and has heat stroke>dumping his ass in an ice tub would have 100% saved his life but they didn't do that because they're retarded and have no idea who Korey Stringer even was>21 year old man is a vegetable now
>>157609630these are just from the internet. now, if they had a dating sim career mode...
>>157609651>navy seal workouts with no hydrationi'm pretty sure that even navy seals hydrate during workouts
>>157609651Ummm, why is a hockey team training outside? Shouldn't they be on the ice??
>>157609690I reiterate, Retarded.
>>157609529I just did 3x10 straight bar bicep curls with 50kg.
>>157609690probably like how sometimes a corporate group will pay to go camping
>>157609651meathead genocide when
why don't denmark and norway play hockey
>>157609690We called it "bare ground training" when I played hockey. We played a lot of medicine ball rugby on the gravel soccer field that was beside the outdoor hockey rink in the off-season.
>>157609829was it 48 celcius outside when you did it?
>>157609825there's only 7 or 8 people living there and they chose to ski instead. well at least norway did
>>157609773pretty impressive
>>157609825The only flat places in Norway are around Oslo, so they rather skii up, down and around their mountains. It's also just a small ocean from England so they have a strong soccer culture. Just like Danes have, but instead of having many of their best athletes skiing, they play handball. >>157609825No, more between 15 and 22 celcius.
>>157609939Thanks for the explanation, Hampus
1. What is your offseason workout routine?Monday: Foundational lift Tuesday: Uni-lateral / Single leg Wednesday: RecoveryThursday: Foundational lift Friday: Metabolic conditioning2. Do you prefer…? Cardio or lifting: LiftingLeg day or arm day: Leg dayRunning or biking: BikingPool or hot tub: Pool3. What is your favorite exercise? Squats4. What exercise do you dread? Pull-ups5. What is your go-to post-workout meal? A sandwich6. Who is your favorite workout buddy? Cody Glass
>>157609939What happens in Luleå
>>157609690my guess is historically the program has used "the heat" as a dumb toughness thing, especially since almost none of the hockey guys are from the desert
>>157609825norways 10 athletes farm cross country skiing medals instead
>>157609939ive thought a lot about handball and im convinced if america trained a bunch of black guys from D1 baseball, football, and basketball teams that we would win every handball trophy in the world by a landslide
>>157610015>cross countrysounds like alabama
>>157609972Not much. Losing hockey games mostly. And for some reason women's apehoop is really popular there. Nearest city where women's apehoop is even remotely popular is Uppsala which is 9 and a half hour away with a car.
>>157610094can i get ape hoop girlfriend
>>157610099yeah but at what cost?
>>157609651>if you want to PLAY a GAME as your job, you need to be tougher than some of the toughest soldiers in our army! now go out there and get heat stroke, maggot!
>>157610106wasn't talking to you ya fucking mark
>>157610035Lol. Any of your black guys would get suspended for doping if they played a real sport where there's a real international federation.
i need hockeyi crave hockey hockey is my soul and bloodi will die without hockey Please give me hockey
>>157610166gay
>>157610094Thank you for the gay + girly update
>>157610099Dunno. I've only met one girl who went to the apehoop secondary high school program in Luleå. She was pretty good looking and not that tall actually.
>>157610185was she a chocolate lady?
>>157610199No. This was at university. Not many chocolate ladies in Swedish universities.
would impregnate a tall swede
what's everyone's plan for Heem A Swede Sundays?
>>157610371gonna steal some gimmicks you
>>157610371Swedecucks are commies and it's Labor Day, so show some respect, please.
>>157610494fucking retard
>>157610494aren't you the guy that got raped
The lightning want to hear from you
>>157610759I'd just call them faggots and I doubt they want to hear that.
I CAN'T FORGET THE CURVES OF YOUR BODY
BABY IF YOU WANNA GET HIGH BABY IF YOU WANNA GO LOWMAKES NO SENSE AT ALLI SAW RED ONE MORE SECRET LOVER I SHOT DEAD
>>157611078One hit wonder. That song sucks.
>>157611365>le i know what song is good manFucking kill yourself nerd nobody cares or wants to know
>>157611078You liked him huh?
>>157611391I actually have a thing for this lady older than me
>>157609495>/hoc/oids are dropping dead of heat stroke while... playing on an ice rinkKek we're laughing at you pansies over in /nfl/
>>157611755>/nfl/ fan has reading comprehension issues
>>157611793many such cases
HEY HEYYOU YOUI DON'T LIKE YOUR GARE FRIEND
>order delivery>select contactless>instead of leaving it at my door the driver repeatedly knocks forcing me to put a shirt onFucking doordash tards I swear
>>157611914I've never ordered doordash or ubereats before
>>157611914fat fuck
>>157611955Wow look out for this guy he's fucking cool
>>157611914Why do /hoc/oids feel the need to dress up to answer doordash orders? Is it a big to-do in your family? A special treat?
>>157611914Don't forget to tip
>cute braless bartender talks to me about music that we both like>talks about how she's driving to another city to see an artist we both like>complains that she isn't even 21 yet so can't drinkjesus christ i'm old
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/serial-southern-california-butt-sniffer-arrested-again/I was wondering whatever happened to that one /hoc/ anon who sniffed women's seats at his workplace
>>157611987Why would you pay a premium for fast food
>>157612062You should've said KWAB to her
>>157612062Ys man i'd give anything to be able to bang 20 year old girls again
>>157612099Whitest /hoc/ poster
>>157612099Pretty sure the /hoc/ anon was from florisa
>>157612099Why would you want to smell a butt? That's where the poo comes from
For me it was when anon in Winnipeg (it wasn't Sam) chose pay by debit at door and the driver couldn't take his debit card
latino neighbor's kid is yelling nigga while playing xbox again
>>157612129me too. i had a real realization once i hit 35 that it's over. even if i could i wouldn't want to be known as the creepy guy.
>>157612099i brought this up the other day and he replied about the korean girl having quit 40-something days ago kek and he was sad about it
>>157612204Our median voter :)
>>157612204Based
>>157612204Reminds me of playing black ops 1. Good times.
>>157612185pussy
>>157612186LMAO sleeper cell memory unlocked
>>157612204The kids are alright :)
>>157612204raegan did a number on this country
>>157612136The average ducks fan
do leafs ever have to interact with mexicans in daily life
>>157612373it's much worse up there with the indians
>>157612390Probably about the same thing but you can't feed them takis
>>157612390We have Indians too though :/
Michigan bros....
Off to sleep shall (you) this post when I wake up Goodnight all :)
>>157612243KEK, same. It sucks because I don't feel old on the inside. Have to constantly remind myself "dont flirt with the young girls, just because you feel 20 doesnt mean you look it." Kwab.
>>157612448a win is a win
>>157612390injuns are based
>>157612667no
>>157612602yeah. i've talked so some old people and they still feel like they're 16-21 inside KWAB
>>157612667not that kind
>>157612647OSU is gonna wax the fuck out of them and Sparty
>>157612323He and the rest of the boomers really destroyed this nation
>>157612763didn't he win 49 states in one of his elections? baffling of how that's possible
>>157612185Agreed. Butts are gross
>>157612763Reagan was 35 years old to be a boomer
>>157612506Huomenta but the opposite :)
>>157612787https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etiam_si_omnes,_ego_nonour minnesoties
trickle down economics but the opposite
just put on my rebbies football game against my exgfs rainbow warriors. looks like they sent a literal high school camera crew to film the game
So tell me why the league shouldn’t expand to the 40 teams. There’s 60 some d1 hockey schools, 60 some CHL teams, and dozens of junior europoor teams. There’s plenty of talent to go around.
>>157612099There are some fascinating people in this world
>>157612686I still feel like an awkward teen
I DON'T MINDSTEALING BREAD FROM THE MOUTH OF DECADENTSBUT I CANT FEED THE POWERLESS WHEN MY CUPS ALREADY OVERFILLED
SOMEBODY TOLD METHAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIENDTHAT LOOK LIKE A GIRLFRIEND
I can fix him
THAT YOU HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR
HEAVEN AINT CLOSE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS
>>157612856The rich get richer
let's close all the mental hospitals and give all the illegals amnesty
>>157613073This + give lindsay clancy a giant mech suit
>>157613073Thank you Gary
black people think it's based when people sing along to mr brightside
hot fuss? for me it's jenny was a friend of mine followed by andy you're a star
https://youtu.be/bBFgjkVv4s0
>>157613126Good picks. My favorite is On Top.
>>157612912Oh look at me I banged a Hawaiian. Pathetic
WE HAD A FIGHT IN THE PROMENADEOUT IN THE RAIN
>>157612912be nice, they're getting a journalism credit
where we droppin boys
for me it's the Swindon Wildcats
>>157613245just two dawgs living their best life
>>157613164thank god she was just a jap who grew up there. she was based she waxed her pussy and asshole.
yeah listening to alkaline trio
>>157613150this bside rules too kek even though it's satirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFl5BjzOLY
>>157613245gay animal for a gay athlete
>>157613174one of the first bass lines i learned when i got one last year since it's pretty simple :)
>>157613300based Me here :) >>157613289
>>157613289brooooooooooooo god dammit through good mourning RULES and bsides from remains
>>157613323fucking a bro
WIDE EYED KNEE DEEP IN SURPRISEJUST BELOW YOUR THIGHS THE TEMPERATURE DROPPED FIVE DEGREESYOUR STANDBY FLIGHT HAS JUST ARRIVEDTONGUETIED AND BLEEDING FROM YOUR EYESEVEN CHRIST HIMSELF WOULD CRINGE AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR SCARSWHILE YOU'RE COUNTING SHEEP I COUNT MY LUCKY STARSYOU WERE THE LAST GOOD THING I EVER SAW
@/hoc/ this true? >>157613334I mean no disrespect I just don't follow you are sport
>>157613359>offsideskwab we don't call it that here
>>157613359kind of. It's still a better rule than soccer's offsides because the line is fixed rather than relative to a defender, but late calls/challenges do happen
>>157613370unironically I thought you did call it thatanyway this is a Canadian sport so I hope a leaf replies
>>157613382i'm being silly it's just "offside"
STARTED IN 87 ENDED IN 89GOT A GARAGE AND AN AMP WE PLAY ANYTIMEIT WAS JUST THE FOUR OF USYEAH MADE THE CORE OF USTOO MUCH ATTENTION UNAVOIDABLY DESTROYED US
>>157613359its true, our sport is full of dishonest made up bullcrap and thats a perfect exampleicing is another one, a relic of a bygone age that can be easily solved with a magnet which would create a more fluid gamebut as you know, whistles = ad breaks
>>157613438>easily solved with a magnetdo explain, my night owl swede
>>157613437best song on the record and that's saying a lot
>>157613450you put a fuckin magnet in the puck to stop it in the neutral zone
>>157613456cant disagree it rules
>>157613458this is retarded even for swedish standards
>>157613471you on the left
WAKE UP WAKE UP IT'S MONDAY MORNINGAND WE'VE ONLY GOT 1000 OF THEM LEFTWELLL I KNOW IT FEELS POINTLESSAND WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEYWE'RE ALL JUST GOING TO TRY OUR FUCKING BEST
>>157613458Would you like to do the math on the strength of the magnet required to stop a puck and compare that to what force that would exert on other metal things, such as skates?
>>157613480HAVING A WIFE THAT STANDS UP FOR YOU MUST BE AWESOME
>>157613491>19 yearsalways thought I'd die when I was like 54spoopy
GOOD MORNING HEART ACHE YOU'RE LIKE AN OLD FRIEND GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN
COME ON BABY LEMME SHOW YA WHAT I GOT NOWI WANT YOUR SALVATION WHOOOOOAAA
I HAD A DREAM I WAS VIGILINT'S SIDE KICKMY NAME IS TIM I'M A LESSER KNOWN CHARACTER I HAD A DREAM I WAS A VIGILANT'S SIDE KICKFIGHTING CRIME IN THE STREET TOGETHER
SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGAILL FUCK YO ASS UP
WHO FUCK NOW WITH THE TRIGGER
lizzo's mouth is a supermassive black hole
BRING THA MOTHWRFUCKIN RUCKUS
playing path of exile 2 badly :)
>>157613222the belfast giants got jewed out of a champions league spot -__-the EIHL is better than the other challenge leagues by the metrics the cl allegedly uses
>>157613752
Alive in the Superunknown
>>157613741How about rucks?
>>157613758poe2 wonjrv lost
>>157613784>LA.
I SEVERTHE HEAD FROM THE SHOULDAI'M BETTER THANMY COMPETA? YOU MEAN MY COMPETITOR?
>>157613796Too bad the Hughes don’t have a random 4th brother
Tavares would be part of the triple gold club if he stocked with the islies
HE SPENT FIFTEEN YEARSGETTING LOADED HE SPENT FIFTEEN YEARS TIL HIS LIVER EXPLODED NOW WHAT'S BOB GONNA DO NOW THAT HE CAN'T DRINK
SARA SAID SHE PREFERS GINA GERSHONANGELINA JOLIEIN THE GIA MOVIETHAT WAS ON HBOAND IF THESE WALLS COULD TALKMADE TEGAN CRY A LOTAFTER THAT I FORGET WHAT SHE SAIDTHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH DIAZEPAMSO MANY THINGS I CAN'T REMEMBER
the hawaii coach is wearing a giant lei kek
did nuckies fans stock up on the flash sale?
chat's going so slow everyone will realize i'm gay
>>157613480imagine being bald
why are most finns hair so thin anyway
My favorite song if i had to name one Jawbreaker - Do You Still Hate Me?
>>157614013hell yea seen em twice over the span of two decades they're old and still rule
>>157614017fuck yeah dude that entire cd rules
$10M for zeev jew-ium
Its called 24 Hour Revenge Therapy for the plebs
>>157614029i think that contract is going to age extremely well
>>157614041yeah, for the jew. canucks got raped. they might as well have kept hughes
>>157614004if they had thick hair they'd easily conquer the worldso god out out a balancing patch
7/11 PARKING LOTTOOTHLESS WOMAN TURNED AND STOPPEDGAVE HER A DIMEAND A CHESTERFIELD SHE LEANED DOWN AND KISSED MY CHEEKI WAS SCARED BUT IT FELT SWEET
dear you rules too desu be honest
>>157614103bro I spent $49 on a vinyl copy of dear you
>>157614102
>>157614110very very unfathomly based of you
NOW IF YOU WANT BEEF THAN BRING THE RUCKUSWU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH
>>157614142song that rules: I Love You So Much It's Killing Us Both
ahhh
*1s Up*
>>1576141691
just got back from getting slopdown cancelled yall
SO I'M BACK UP IN THE GAME RUNNING THINGS TO KEEP MY SWING LETTING ALL THE PEOPLE KNOWTHAT I'M BACK TO RUN THE SHOW'CAUSE WHAT YOU DID YOU KNOW WAS WRONGAND ALL THE NASTY THINGS YOU'VE DONESO, BABY, LISTEN CAREFULLYWHILE I SING MY COMEBACK SONG
>>157614172that was hampage still tony nyla has aids
>>157614172was hampage bro kwab oh no no no
>>157614172you riled up the gay magazine 'cord with this one
rebels won based
>>157609983Boomers and meatheads think exercising in hotter conditions makes the exercise more effective, as if it's the sweating itself that makes you stronger. Which is why you'll see people jogging or exercising in way too many layers for conditions year-round. I have seen dipshits running in full winter coats in October before, and guys wearing thick sweatshirts in the gym. it's ridiculous.
>>157614301this nigga has a gay magazine subscription
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgzApQop66Ashark bros...lovers quarrel maybe??
is hockey good for you
that guy from every tiem i die that wrestled from aew collapsed at a bingo hall show tonight and might die hope he doesn't but bro you're 50 years old just play your guitar
>>157614451I heard about that. RIP is all I say.Just like every other "some person you never heard of died today" article.RIP all or us.
i hope the next team has a bird as it's logo and name
>>157614516thrashies :))
>>157614409how sad is it going to be if smith gets traded or doesn't re-sign
>>157614451that's sad ii hope he makes it :(
>>157614538oh damn you're right!
>>157614451they shouldntve made him wrestle in +43 arizona bootcamp or whatever
>>157614572sad kek
>>157614451kwab go flames
>>157614516I hate birds
>>157614720birds rock you sock
gary has leaked the script for next season on his website
gentlemen i have made it to act II
>>157614765Why is this saying Murashov will be just barely in the bottom half of all goalies? How do they have enough information to make that determination? Murashov has started all of four NHL games and has lost three of them, with a sub-900 save percentage. He was such dogshit they sent him back down to Scranton.
>>157614728Nope
my wife smells
i've never had a stinky gf desu thank god
gretzky smells like whiskey all of the time
>>157614909Lemieux was better
>>157614916and he doesn't even smell like whiskey
>>157614928Yeah, but he caught up with a former teammate who happened to be accused of rape, and gave a second chance to a guy who served his time in prison, and didn't blow up his affiliate system in mid-season just because the coach was rude to somebody's wife. That pretty much makes him a rapist himself.Three whole questionable decisions across a 40 year career as a player and owner despite being a near-model citizen otherwise, who paid off all his team's debts at 100 cents on the dollar, including to janitors and concessions staff, is just too much of a stain on his reputation to ignore. There will always be questions about the kind of man Mario Lemieux really is, and that's why he'll never be on Gretzky's level. Gretzky being an entitled dickhead that no one really likes to be around matters way less than three whole instances of hearsay, mercy, and guarded pragmatism over decades.
>>157614987damn I didn't know he got mixed up with all these sex accusations, well at least he won in the end and the accusers can all eat crow
>>157615005>>157614987Who cares
>>157615010the offseason well is running dry
I think all three Hughes brothers will play for the same team but it won’t be Minnesota or New Jersey.
>>157615097Florida would be their dream team since it's where they were born and also the Tkachuck bros, who they grew up with, are there. And who knows, in 3 years Florida's cap situation may very well be able to accommodate all of them after some trades and such
>>157615181Maybe Gary will send them to Houston
>>157615097That's great, nobody asked you to demonstrate your Devils Derangement Syndrome
>>157615196Devils derangement syndrome? Never!
>>157615186Gary could, he does like boosting his new pet franchises after all...
>>157614409:3 :3 :3 :3
>>157615097I'm hearing Utah
>>157612506Update: I have awoken from my slumber :)
Update: I still haven't asked
just went for a runcan't forget about that off-season exercise
BANNED FROM THE ROXYOKAYDIDN'T MUCH LIKE PLAYING THERE ANYWAY
>>157616626How many times did you get mugged by a brown?
Update: lyric posting is still a shit gimmick for retards
>>157616694Source?
>>157616738The International Society of Gimmick Posters
NOW MARY'S OUT THE DOOR WITH A LOADED .44 IN HER HAND SHOOTING DOWN THE LAW THAT SHOT DOWN HER DEAR DEPARTED MAN
>>157616956>>157616676those songs suck
LITTLE SAMMY WAS A PUNK ROCKERYOU KNOW HIS MOTHER NEVER UNDERSTOOD HIM WENT INTO HIS ROOM AND SMASHED MY HIS BILLY BRAGG RECORDDIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THAT COMMUNIST LECTURE
>>157617336that song sucks
>>157616738The way it is
WITH JUST A TOUCH OF MY BURNING HAND SEND MY ASTRO ZOMBIES TO RAPE THE LANDPRIME DIRECTIVE EXTERMANITE THE WHOLE HUMAN RACEAND YOUR FACE DROPS IN A PILE OF FLESHAND YOUR HEART HEART POUNDS TIL IT PUMPS TO DEATHPRIME DIRECTIVE EXTERMANITE WHATEVER STANDS LEFT
>>157617656that song really sucks
>>157617838no you're thinking of your mom
>>157617860no i'm thinking of your shitty taste in music
>>157617860sent him absolutely flying'
brutally heemed
Let's cool it with the hostility itt
>>157618060good post
>>157618031
>>157618060
my best bro's son is getting baptized today :)
>baptizingnot real. enjoy your fairy tales.
cope tranny we baptize in the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit here
>>157618282They probably mutilated his penis tooSad
>>157618329>the Fathernot real>the Sonnot real>the Holy Spiritnot real
>>157618368I haven't checked his wife is chinese though so she probably ate it for ancient medicine techniques
>>157618396Source?
>>157618267mazel tov!
>>157618486buddy thats for jewishes
>>157618548snip snip, goy
/hoc/ is for straight, white, Christian men over 6'. If the rest of you would see yourselves out...
>>157618682i'm a loud of proud nb flyers fan atheist. deal with it you bible thumping freak.
>>157618548That's why he said it too you
/hoc/ is for people who own skates. Nonskates can see yourselves out
>>157618760oh im no queer
>>157618396back to the 'cord you stringy blue haired ghoul, BEGONE!
/hoc/ is for people who own skates but also for people who do not own skates
>>157618831good post
>>157614516Bully that bird
>>157614301Those people are trying to lose weight you retard
>>157618682I'm marchand's height :(
>>157618548Not very fond of him orMatt PetgraveP. K. SubbanMalcolm SubbanGivani SmithGemel SmithWayne SimmondsRyan ReavesDarnell NurseK'Andre MillerKeegan KolesarEvander KaneSeth JonesJordan GreenwayAnthony DuclairQuinton ByfieldMatt DumbaLucas RaymondAdam FoxJack HughesQuinn HughesLuke HughesZach HymanJason ZuckerRyan StromePierre BellmareDylan StromeTrygve Many GunsLuke KuninJakob ChychrunAndre BurakovskyMark FriedmanChase PriskieJasper WeatherbyJake WalmanAuston MatthewsMika ZibanejadNazem KadriEthan BearZack WhitecloudCarey PriceBrandon MontourTravis HamonicNick SuzukiRyan SuzukiJason RobertsonKailer YamamotoLuke ProkopOliver KylingtonJordan Spenceto be desu with you
>>157614147The Wu Tang Clan performed at half and the Knicks came back from a 30 point deficit in the finals
>>157618970buddy I'm picking up what you're putting down
>>157618970Minority report
>>157618994pick up THIS*shits in your locker*
>>157618970all me btw
>>157619051really?
ded thread ded sport ded swedes
>>157616626Thanks for the motivation, Heikki. I'll lift now
>sips
you've GOT to go downtown, georgeIts all downtown
>>157619374It’ll pick up when hockey returns
Gary has a lot of pressure to get creative his upcoming season if he wants to compete with football. i don't think even he had the idea of utilizing mystery clocks in the stadiums to re-start finished games to allow the other team to win....purely genius work
>>157620933The interns have their work cut out for them
Some people call me rapeySome call me the raped bitchSome people call me trb'cause of the night that bud did 1
>>157621492i don't even think the interns could write better scripts
>>157619374>ded swedes
Just intercepted a telex that says Gary is planning on taking out Barkov's ACL again during preseason.
>>157621658They have much to learn from wise old Gary
>>157621682Really? Gary’s latest fax to me indicated that there are more exciting plot twists for the kitties
>>157621816They plan on cutting Barkov's leg off and putting a Pistorius skate leg in its place.
>>157621872The nhl needs to have the first bionic athletes
>>157621905cute! does she have a feminine penis? haha jk....but what if? Haha
that wrestler who collapsed last night died rip
>>157621905I’m forever resentful that Gary didn’t try growing the game in Japan and Korea
>>157622248F
>>157619471
>>157622269business idea: outdoor game at the Rungrado 1st of May Stadium
sunday knight's main event tonight bro's i will have to watch it late have my fantasy draft
faggot above
Dont look back in anger, /hoc/
canada hasn't won:a) the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 yearsb) the highest level international amateur tournament in over 12 yearsKWAB
wrestling fans haven't showered in over 30 years
is there a more overrated defenseman in the league?
>>157623045WRONG
>>157623129Imagine not showering with the boys after practice
>>157623233that was the nhl all star game kek
>>157623306pure loser cope
>>157623317>trying to pass off going 1-1 in the all star game as a winindeed
>>157623279gay
>>157623337>conflating the group stage and the championship gameits a bad cope
>>157623317just like my oilers
>>157623317oh no that's you
>>157622269he did try and then he stopped ya dumb mark
>>157623502>nou
>>157623614>5 min, 3-on-3 gameskino incoming
>>157623614good luck you guys might win this one too!
>>157623652doesnt count
>>157623655it wont be as prestigious as winning the sole 4nation face-off championship
ODOG IS ALIVEREAL KYPER AND BOURNE IS DEAD
>>157623709
>>157623345>slaps your ass
https://youtu.be/7LkK-ywZUGU
>>157623914
>>157623709and what prestige would that be
>the city of cape breton
>most dangerous draw in Charlottetown
>most dangerous draws and a MDL in Rouyn-Noranda
>>157624009it's in montague, ya goof
fun fact: noranda is a portmanteau combing north + canada
>>157624030I don't' care, it's pre season and I'm not getting paid to post this crap >I just free spirited, which is a euphemism for annoying
>>157624048>Nor-anadanot a very good portmanteau
>cananada
more of a contraction, really
>scrumming during pre season I suppose the goons need practice, but it's still a bad look
pietzsche scaaar
>>157624120a contraction of "North" and "Miranda"??
>>157623541He should try again
>>157624164there werent enough blacks there so he turned his focus back to houston and atlanta
>>157622269>growing a game where it already blooms Go Red Eagle
Gary needs everyone in here to whisper real quiet, cause no one has officially announced ATL just yet, so the league "doesn't want to talk about it">which is kinda childish, Gary... we all know... have for several years
>...yet...love that five o'clock shadow, Garth
https://youtube.com/shorts/p5Z61LyH6KM
>scorefull draw
>scoreless draw in Chicoutimi, city of Champions >scorefull draw in Muskegon
>>157624630
>>157624645what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>157624645here's to posting jen all the time
>>157624663
>>157624652KWAB
>>157623627>>157624735>NHL 2027: Chris Sutter Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNRkLs-jz-U
>>157624770They did my starsies dirty af because what do you mean that’s supposed to be Wyatt Johnston
>>157624805he looks like he's gotta shiner in that image
not replying to trb but that episode is funny i wish i had a cigar store indian
>>157624805>>157624735>>157623627looks like final fantasy graphic engine or something
>>157624827great post
>>157624827>get a fucking job>it’s Sunday The projection is staggering
J L M ILMI
>>157624905not her but that doesn't mean rapey shouldn't get a job
>>157624827turn your monitor on
>>157624827>>157624888>samequeer
took my son and dad to the basedball game bro's we won :)
>Will and Macky got into a fight at camp Sharksbros....are they breaking up????? No more Macks Famous Mac & Cheese?
>>157624971sweetwhich game? was it a minor league team or MLB?
>>157624985pirates vs angels
>>157624993Nice>I have a soft spot in my heart reserved for the Prats, and I can't explain it
>>157625019shut the fuck up you fucking bitch
VAQ
baseball and soccer are not real sports
>>157625090well, it's pre season and few people are watching pre season>also, juniors leagues are on but only I watch that, apparently
>>157625119i'm watching disc golf
>>157625157based
>>157625155chill anonwhy so hangry?
>>157625178
>>157625162i watch/follow cs2, disc golf and /hoc/how are finngods so good in all 3 disciplines?
>>157625196What can i say
>>157625196damn, that's a great question>and it's hard hitting journalism like this that brings me right back to /hoc/, everyday
>muh pig skin
>>157625290>>157625290who yah got in the bomber-riders game?>also, why is college on?
>>157625325riders, because sasketchupwan is a sportcel province and all they have is potash, wheat and the ridershttps://youtube.com/watch?v=i02OQuvaoHw
>>157624971:)
>>157624971They could have made the playoffs this year but won’t ):
>>157625400
>>157625360that's all true about Regina, which rhymes with devotion;but Winnipeg has far less to crow about now that the Jets are on a potential rebuild Bombers aren't a bad team at all, and Manitoba loves their Bombies
>>157624971based! I wish I had a kid so much
>most dangerous lead in Saguenay
>more dangerous draw in Muskegon, MI
the sags grey jerseys are ugly
I'm half, not full.
>>157625764want some more pizza?
gotta take the man in front of the net
>i miss him so much
>>157625894
Still no collegepuck schedule :(
>>157625751>>157625918Thanks, i found the youtube streamalso, agreed, ugly as shit, boring
>>157625945https://www.espn.com/mens-college-hockey/scoreboardhttps://www.espn.com/womens-college-hockey/scoreboard
>>157625948never should've strayed from these
>>157626002they should do a jail stripe pattern for a third jersey
>>157624974retard
>>157625048we love love love vaq here she broke up with the deaf guy btw
will they make the 'offs this season?
>>157626097Probably not
>>157626127:(
>>157626097>"bubble team" >41% chance of making the playoffs.not good
Jesus, those fucking jerseys look even worse from the rear >jail stripe pattern for third jersey would have been better
>>157626097>les prédateurs de québec
>>157626097No. Stamkos is way too washed
>>157626216didnt he score 40+ goals last year
>>157626225Yeah but the year before that he had 27
when hockey
How do you even fuck up this bad
we don't pre announce our suicides here
>>15762627329th
>>157626273Hockey Nowbut only small hockey now, college soon and pre season until then>23 Days until Gary unleashes the Hockey
>>157626333checked
>>157626299who's fucking arm is that?
>>157626299Wait a second
>>157626428
>>157626389Guy on the left is clapping with both arms out and forward. Guy on the right has both arms down, but left's arm is clipping through his torso
>>157626488I see his gyno
>>157626389clearly charlie kirk
>>157626299faggot should've worn a neck guard
>>157626299>>157626488>"unedited" version
>>157626505An American martyr
>>157626508are those things bullet proof?
I’m baking a special post for the next season
>>157626542>>157626542>>157626542New
>>157625178queers gon' queer off, anon
