previous >>157608179
>white suxAre they just trying to gift the division to the Guardians or what is going on?
*wins*
doyers
>>157611243Indeed
RAYS WIN RAYS WIN RAYS WINI wish I could find audio of Dave Wills doing that, may he rest in peace.
Os
Ben Rice has reached safely in 8 of his last 9 plate appearances.This man HATES the Padres.
no lead is safe in this meme park
anglels
LET'S FUCKING GO O'S
>>157611340Mariner
TampaBayRaysWin!
Fucking hell white sox
rip that one anon's liver
dodgers
The Yankees have a great chance of winning the World Series
finally a good OP pic
my blow jays won again
>>157611403Dont pity me. Death will save me from this team.
>>157611431first bread I've made since April. you should have made it yourself, lazy fuck.
>>157611431I would suck her toes and worship her feet
Some Dodgers journeyman kicked Shohei’s elbow when he was hopping the dugout and that’s why he’s been injured KEK
>>157611456nah, I don't care. you people literally don't know how to use 4chan, there's at least 3 /mlb/s up at any given time
OLDED
Let's go Red Sox. Get fucked Orioles.
>>157611481Still a wildcard team with 0 home field advantage
>>157611468let's just say Travis Bazzana was interviewed by her yesterday, and he could not play today.
>my O's >getting back to back shutout
>tied with 16 shutout wins in a seasonOh Filthies... your response?
>>157611479Omar Vizquel molests batboys
orioles better lay over for us as well
>>157611327>>157611344>>157611389Rays gonna win the division and do jack fucking shit like they have always done. Wasting everyone’s time fucken regular season merchants.
>>157611512Against the shitty American League***
>>157611429Yeah. In like 85 years, the lifespan of your poverty demolished ballpark.
anyway, go guards
>>157611507I never realized that one of the other options was heroin kek
T-thanks Peff
assnow
>getting swept by the ass
I’m drunk and lonely and my wife hates me
>>157611536yankees haven't been able to win a meaningful series against the NL since 09 sadly
>>157611570Can’t hear ya from all the way there at 6%
>>157611604I'm not that keen on you either tbb
>regular season merchants
glasnow is always so angry on the mound
>>157611634That’s what happens when you do everything the right way and don’t use Ponzi schemes and Apple watches
NATS about to GAPE some Dodger HOLE!!1!
Here come the Bombers
>>157611708upgrade your slop generator saar
how can anyone watch ncaafits constant blowouts
>>157611515There's no need to be upset
Dodgers are wearing those pathetic confetti birthday cake uniforms. Thank god Alex Call blew out Shohei’s elbow with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
>POODREPACOS
>>157611757it's unironically flyoverball
>>157611796Upset about what? Rays are going to get bounced by the Yankees in two weeks and then again in another two weeks.
whattt !!!!!!!!!!!! overturned!??!?!?!? his fuckin foot was in the air!!!!
>>157611674But slapping gloves counts right?
Poodrepacos suck
>>157611838You’re stuck in 2013 since that was your last legitimate workd series. Keep fighting the good fight, peasent.
Elly would look good in an Angels uniform
>>157611674sounds like a fancy way of saying they can't play baseball when it matters most
>>157611866Kek bodied that venezolANO
>be undeserved diversity hire >wrapping up a 4th consecutive playoff-less season (4 of 5 seasons), nearly impossible in the expanded WC era for a team like STL>dead man walking>ump correctly tells player to stop wearing hat like a rapper >see opportunity to become le players coach and galvanize your team behind you>make a scene over nothing and turn it into a national spectacle as a stunt and desperate attempt to save yourself from being fired in less than 4 weeks It’s all so incredibly transparent and tiresome
>>157611879No team has a lot of anything without being corrupt.
>Chadres won that game btw>>it was "poodres don't stand a chance">>it was "padres falling back to 4th in the west">>it was "campy is shit">>it was "padres can't hit dingers">>it was "kwanzaa cursed the team"
>>157611895yes that's how you use ejections as a manager
Mariners broadcasts are so cringe kino right now
is mlb rigged?
MOONBEAM ICE CREAM
>>157611905eh I'm not worried about it. i'll live in ignorance like a good goy
>>157611866Well that Sox team won a title after a bombing. Why didn't the Stinkees won one after the twin towers fell down? Are they stupid?
>>157611895Imagine defending doug fucking eddings even as a bait
based egg man catch
What a catch
>>157611994The Boston marathon wasnt even a tragedy. 2 retards and a jewish kid died. It was more of a cabbage stew that got left in a crock pot for too long and ended up exploding in a dim sum spot near Newbury st.
Imagine approaching the Tarps Off section, ripping your shirt off to join in with the boys, and then being set upon by the horny young men in the section. They tear your shorts off like ravenous animals and bend you over the bleachers. You try to run but there's too many of them, and before you can scream in protest you find a cock in your mouth and ass. They use you as their personal fuckpig in the center of the mass of flesh, no one on the outside can see what's happening. You're absolutely fucked raw, jizz being shot down your throat as your asshole makes the familiar wet, queefy sound of man-on-man ass sex.
>>157612103alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation>>157612112Now you jack yourself to orgasm
>>157612103These kind of posts is why I browse 4chan over reddit
stop sexualizing tarps off
>>157612079>sox win a World Series after 3 people die in a terrorist attack>jankees fail to win a World Series after 3000 people diethey might be stupid
>>157611929 they're reading the out of town scoreboard like they still have a chance kek
I remember the first time I went to a baseball game that Mrs. Met was at.I was sitting behind the dugout and I was hanging out and chirping at the players when this Dominican guy, probably Juan Soto, came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the front office, and that's when I saw her.She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and Bo Bichette and Francisco Lindor were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her baseball head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker. Bichette bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. Soto handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still being fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were the 1986 World Series champs..." I stood up and Soto took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but Steve Cohen told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until the entire roster was satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.It was the worst night of my life.
>>157612103Not even gay but this sounds kinda hot
faginals getting heemed
>>157612159>terrorist attackFailed cabbage stew batch*
>>157612188>tf>tp
>>157612145Stop clenching your hole. Relax, loosen your ass and let me slip inside. It will make things easier in the long run
>Kirby has made his opponents look like prime Barry Bonds in his last 5 road starts Haha, I mean c'mon
Chicago White Sox? More like "Shit in your wife's box!"Cleveland Guardians? More like "Cleave and Garden, thus!"Detroit Tigers? More like "Maladroit Lygers!"Kansas City Royals? More like "Kansas is Shitty, Niles!"Minnesota Twins? More like "Mini-Soda Gins!"Baltimore Orioles? More like "Baltimore Oral Hoes!"Boston Red Sox? More like "Boston Sucks Cocks!"New York Yankees? Fuck you!Tampa Bay Rays? More like "Tampon Bin Gays!"Toronto Blue Jays? More like "Toronto Blows Gays!"Houston Astros? More like "Houston Ass-Hoes!"Los Angeles Angels? More like "Lost Angela's Anal!"Oakland Athletics? More like "Oakland Ass-letics!"Seattle Mariners? More like "Semen Marinators!"Texas Rangers? More like "Ten Fag Bangers!"Chicago Cubs? More like "Gay Guy Rubs!"Cincinnati Reds? More like "Cincinnati 'We give head's!"Milwaukee Brewers? More like "Milwaukee Poopers!"Pittsburgh Pirates? More like "Pittsburgh Pie Shits!"St. Louis Cardinals? More like "St. Louis Cock Holes!"Atlanta Braves? More like "Ass Lantern Knaves!"Miami Marlins? More like "Miami Muffins!"New York Mets? More like "New York Jets!"Philadelphia Phillies? More like "Filthadelphia Filthies!"Washington Nationals? More like "Washing Tons of Fashion Gulls!"Arizona Diamondbacks? More like "Arizona 'I Lick Sacks!'"Colorado Rockies? More like "Colorado 'Cock, please!'"Los Angeles Dodgers? More like "Lots of Amorous Todgers!"San Diego Padres? More like "Sandy Egg, Oh! Paw Glaze!"San Francisco Giants? More like "San Francisco Faggots!"
>>157612159MLB didnt allow scripted world series runs until 2013. That’s why the Dodgers got a 2020 ring for the wildfires.
you should tune into college football kek
the boos are raining down in seattle
Puro pinche doyers wey
/mlb/ has a lot of copy pastas
Legitimate question for /mlb/ general: If you had a time machine, what baseball moment would you want to travel to? Would you want to see Babe Ruth call his shot? Watch Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner square off in the 1909 World Series? Be a part of the crowd for Disco Demolition or Ten Cent Beer Night?Personally, I'd want to visit the Yankee Clubhouse during the 2000 World Series. I can just imagine Mariano Rivera walking up to me. He takes my face in his powerful hands and shoves his tongue down my throat. As my knees turn to jello, Derek Jeter approaches from behind and undoes my belt. My pants hit the floor as Mariano lowers my head towards his twitching member. As I bend at the waist to take him in my mouth Derek enters me from behind, slowly pumping deeper and deeper inside of me. Before I know it I'm being spitroasted by two future Hall of Famers, and the fun is just beginning!Jorge Posada and Bernie Williams both enter the room, and as luck would have it they have two rock-hard cocks and I have two empty hands! I stroke both of them as I get pounded from the front and back, Derek starts to jack me off although I'm already nearing a prostate orgasm. Time passes far too fast and suddenly everyone reaches simultaneous release; my face is coated with cum, hot jizz races down my throat, and my ass feels that familiar wet warmth inside. As I collapse from pure orgasmic bliss, I'm transported back home, left with nothing but memories.
SIT DOWN BOY
>>157612250i wonder which fanbase that just lost their game is seething so muchhmm
How long till Mariner fans start tarping off and yell SELL THE TEAM?
I don't get it. I just don't get it, lads. Why in the shit, why in the absolute fuck is it>PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES>mascot is a green guybut not>MINNESOTA MINNIES>mascot is Minnie Mouse>TORONTO TORRIES>mascot is a British political party>HOUSTON HUEYS>mascot is an old helicopter>LOS ANGELES ANGIES>mascot is Angela White>OAKLAND OAKIES>mascot is a hobo from the depression>MILWAUKEE MILLIES>mascot is Millie Bobbi Brown>ST. LOUIS LOUIES>mascot is Louis Armstrong>ARIZONA ARIES>mascot is Aries Spears>COLORADO COLLIES>mascot is a Border Collie>SAN DIEGO SANDIES>mascot is Sandy KoufaxJust doesn't make sense
>>157612250I used to post one about my Japanese coworker like 4 years back
Cavalli is the world’s best pitcher and he does it all while receiving 0 Cy young votes.
>>157612280teehee!
bums
>>157612280this post made me laugh
Fucking crushed it
>>157612280>Aries SpearsDat nigga funny
>>157612289OH HERRO PREASE UH ARRIGATO! I AM JAPANESE COWORKER-SAN, AND I WIRR FIND YOU AND UH RAPE YOUR ASSAH HORE!! YOU WIRR BE MADE BY PUHRISORN BIRCH!! YOU ARR RESSER MAN, AND I WIRR BENDUH YOU OVERER AND UH REEEEEEM YOUR ASSUH HORE HARDURUR UNTIR YOU CUM AH HANDSA FREE FROM PROSTRATE ORGASMUR!!
he's called the Phanantic because he's a fananatical fanhow fucking retarded do you have to be to not understand that??
Baseball
>>157611757Michigan just lost to Western Michigan
kek doggiedoos
I'd love to stay up and listen to my Nats beat the Doyers, but it's late and I am one sleepy little guy. Goodnight /mpb/ general
>tyler assnowWhat buying pitchers in their prime instead of developing them does to a mf
EAT MY ASS AT THE *BALL* GAMESPREAD MY CHEEKS FOR THE CROWDTONGUE PUNCH MY ASSHOLE AND STROKE MY COCKFUCK ME HARD UNTIL IT'S HARD TO WALKOH WE'LL ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE YANKEESAS I CUM I'LL SCREAM OUT YOUR NAMEFOR IT'S ONE!TWO!THREE PUMPS I CUM!AT THE OOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLGAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>157612395sleep tight shotime
FUCK ME HARD AT THE *BALL* GAME!FUCK MY ASS IN THE CROWD!PROBE MY TIGHT ANUS AND STROOOOOKE MY SHAFT!I DON'T CARE HOW HARD MY CHEEKS GET CLAPPED!FOR IT'S SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT YOUR HOT MAN CREAM,JUST GLAZE MY FACE LIKE A DAME'S!FOR IT'SONE!TWO!THREE TIMES I'LL CUMAT THE OLLLLDDDDD BAAAAAALLLLL GAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEE!!!
>>157612473i sing this and post here
Queen Tucker kek
why does my yankee make ya seethe
>>157612591which yankee?
>College Football season is here>Still watching baseball when majority of teams are already eliminated.
haha
>>157612591
>>157612722me on the left
>>157612427that's the majority of the Yankees staff who Assnow has more rings than
>>157612683>cfb players getting paiddisgusting
>>157612744yankees got more home grown starts than doyers
M C L A I NCLAIN
kekaroo doyerpacos
I'll take offenses for $400Answer: "Anemic"
>>157612778he was talking about the high priced mercs tho. that's something different entirely.
>>157612744*jumps ship to chase rings**gets embarrassed by his old team**all titles stripped of legitimacy*Dodger rings have as much meaning as ancient Yankee rings.
>>157612744Schlittler clears and he gives us 200+ IP.
>>157612894Cole grew up as a Yankee fan so he's not a merc
>>157612902keep yelling at the clouds, retard. the *legitimacy* of your beliefs will surely win the day.
>>157612927Fried is Jewish as well so he’s not a merc.
>>157612927I accept your concession fake dane
>>157612934The legitimacy of your rings is already established (as fake).
mariners destroyer springs
>>157612953>continues REEEEing at cloudsyou go, girl
Mariners on pace to get swept by the A's
>>157612972Perfectly reasonable response to the situation
>>157612991I'd probably do the same if it was a team I hated fwiw
>>157612983baseball's gay anyways. chad was right.
>>157612983Mariners on pace to suck cock yet again
>>157613023Mariners on pace to be found dead in a ditch as they deserve (lmao)
stop with all the negativity guys
We needed Matt McClain to be Matt McClain this year. He was the 2 hole before Elly and Sal who'd see a bunch of hittable pitches, and for like the entire season he hit a buck fifty and was ass. Once we finally lost enough games to kinda fall out of realistic contention, he decides to start mashing again. Can't decide if I want to be happy he's out of his funk, or pissed cuz deep down I know he'll do the same shit next year.
>>157613066TJ going from a capable LO hitter to A-ball unc in 1 single offseason didn't help either. The etched in stone 1-2 hitters for my Reds completely forgot how to hit last offseason.
Is this twitter schizo right? Are they juicing balls specifically for the nip to hit homers?
>Keekay got a hitstop the presses
I said boom boom boom, everybody say wayo
EGGMAN
AHHHHHHHH
EGGMAN THAT'S OUR TOMMY TANKS BASEBALL
EGGMAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157613103WAYOOOOOOOOOO
>natspacos thought they had this game in the bagkek
EGGMANhttps://youtu.be/yi18h8Sxe9E
Edman!
Another juiced ball to an Asian goblinTOMMY PEDMAN
>>157613103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn1osWnHdNM
ty doyers legend Clayton Beeter
you hang em, we bang em
>>157613066All of your pitchers were hot garbage except burns this year
beeter sound like he JACKS OFF LOL
how the fuck was that a double play oh my kekaroo
TOMMY E TOMMY ESHOHEI WHOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqRc_D8oGLo
>>157613140Dodger kids are retarded. Is that supposed to be a human. I hope Vesia’s baby fucking burns.
>>157613156Ohtani
>>157613089Japanese players are just built different, that twitter tranny is jealous
>>157613141Our pitching wasn't really the problem at all, at least until semi recently. In the meat of the season we had two guy capable of hitting the ball, Elly and Sal. That was literally it. We called up some guys, demoted some guys, and others came around, so we're hitting better now while pitching has gotten worse (injuries, overuse, etc). But the reason the Reds won't make the playoffs this year is because for the better part of the entire year 75% of their lineup wouldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.
>>157613176you gotta watch it karros says it
>>157613189Heavy HR hitting teams need dynamic players to extend the batting order and reduce whiffs.
>>157613063The only thing negative about baseball is that the FAGGOTners exist
>>157613195Shan't
Dodger stadium on ever fly out
the boos are raining again...
>>157613211That was why we had TJ Friedl, a capable LO man who got on base at a respectable clip, and a healthy Matt McClain who can bang and also get on base. Even added Geno to mash behind them. In theory it made sense, but several months into the season both TJ and McClain were hitting like .140. It broke the entire team. TJ still sucks, but McClain is looking better at least.
>pooers
>>157613257
mookie slappy!
mookie slap!
My favorite play in baseball is when the outfielder leaps up over the fence and snags a homerun. This use to be a rare occurrence but within the last few years it seems to becoming increasingly common. That game earlier this season where the one guy snagged 3 homeruns in a single game is legendary.What'a your favorite play in baseball? Bunts, sac flys, balks. It's all good.
>>157613286I can't think of a better play the defense has made this season off the top of my head
work has been stressful enough at least I cant just laugh thru at failure this october
>>157613225i got u friend>ohtani out so edman leading off>hits leads off HR against de grom>karros goes SHOHEI WHO???
>>157613331literally bending over slapping my knee
fuckkk good challenge
good ab, Freelie
GOOD CONTACT CALL GOOD CONTACT
good call lmao
thanks for the insurance run, natskekKEKK E K
Bruh
good callshake it off
That’ll do
God's chosen soldier taking one for the team
hersh CALLed that one
>A BRUISE AND AN RBI-RICK MONDAY
>>157613428yeah. it's the stuff like that where you appreciate how keenly these guys know what's up.
>>157613428It was Orel but that just shows how scripted this sport is
PooGODS
gn
>>157613329>this october You mean every octoberSince you were born
>RISPgers
Fuck u Kiké
>>157613329
>Tanner ScottNot so fast Doyers! My moneys on the line here!
>>157613464they really must not want Max to play today. not even to pinch hit.
>>157613472I hope that cunt is selling plasma to cover his bets
>>157613472my hero
Gonna be an interesting price tag when he hits the market. One one hand, the back of his baseball card is good, but he's never put up a great season by any stretch. But he does things in baseball that very few can do, in every facet. Whether his hitting balls to the moon, 100 mph relay throws, his gazelle speed on the bases, but he makes more errors than most due to being a lanky SS (manlets are much more surehanded due to low center of gravity).He's a video character with a few maxed out stats.
>>157613472k i l l yourself
>>157613448yeah hersh
nats bullpen just sucks
Sloppy d
>>157613511and uh dodgers too
Loading up the ‘gram
Uh oh
hawk is always right
aww the white sox have a japanese twitter cadre
mike hawk
>>157613526this shit can't really be happening
>>157613526don't!!
3 inches off...
good game, nationals
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg nast cya tomorrow
Very well. Scott’s family shall lay their heads in peace tonight.
made it interestingthat's a series win, gg nats, see you tomorrow
>>157613574I like his demeanor. wish he was more consistent.
Fuck Tanner Scott
night game tomorrow due to the extended weekend
>>157613574mrs. freeman and mrs. betts are also in instagram btw
>>157613559Thanks. I’m going to rewatch the World Series now.
kirsten :)
edman wife last name shiotani can't make this shit up
>>157613582i already did
>>157613591you're such a loser
FAGGOTners kek!
>>157613615Elaborate
fuck you, seattle
Tony Gwynn and Trevor Hoffman carried the Padres hard.
>>157613665carry dis bussy
>>157613665prime Peavy was a motherfucker
>>157613490He will get paid the GDP of a small country
Dash hound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3mJnmS1aZE
>>157613801
when's ohtani going to jail for gambling
>Wrobo starting tomorrowso much for the modest winning streak
>>157613844the day after manfie announces recker's sex change
>Poodres are 2-10 since the new owners became official
>>157613862MEOW
>>157613561shut up faggot
>>157613862why would Kwanza do this??
fun game
Imagine being a fucking mariners fan
>>157613939alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>157613939Mariner.
I thought Yankees/Poodres was at 10 PM and I missed it. >>157613664Wow, you really cleaned that one up.
>>157613862Yes, because Guggenheim LLC, Inc. “Trademark of the people” of Inglewood California Dodgers is much better.
>>157613939>be 3 innings away from worlds eries>have it ripped away by sprinGOD>tout some hybrid/platoon pitching horseshit and act all smug about it >rotation fucking crumbles to dust as expected >have this happen to you by the A's >>157611340No I honestly can't imagine it. It's like when Rick's mind was put into Jerry's body and he immediately kills himself.
>>157613981Padres shat the bed early. Dont think we scored again. Ben Rice went 5/5 or some shit. Goldy RBI walk led to a Belli slap rbi dubba. Pitching was nails as usual
>>157613983Just pretend it was like every other non luck merchant year for the blue jays!
>>157613928booba
>>157613992A win is a win. Looks like Rodon didn't have a melty this time. I know Hitler is the son of a policeman, but he really looks like a state trooper in that pic.
beisbol
>>157614048is this true?? mods???
>Trump supporter>criminalEvery. Single. Time.
>>157614040He’s wearing his hat like a god damn statie in that pic. He also looks very rigid. I think he is the world’s best pitcher but also the worlds first Incel pitcher.
>>157613939My favorite Seattle Mariners World Series moments: 1.2.3.
>>157613981Weird. The Yankees can I pounded the fuck out of in the C level family bathroom looked exactly like this girl.
>>157614040Rodon had 2 clutch strikeouts. I think Wells made a throwing error that let Bofarts and Machimpo get to 2nd and 3rd with 1 out. He went to town striking everyone out. It was wild.
Aaron Gordon is returning from injury.
>>157614057kek seethe bitch
>>157614057lol chill friend
This game fucking SUCKS
>>157614134>70 power vs R>R on RWhat do you expect? Competitive power stats start at 110 with 125 being MAX.
>>157614134Who the fuck plays as the A’s
>>157614134why aren't you playing a superior game like Out of the Park?>>157614158I think you start as a high school/college player in this game and can't really decide who drafts you like irl, unlike superior games such as Out of the Park.
>>157614158Its a scripted mission
>>157614167You aren’t good enough for anything but LSU, sorry lil fella
>>157614154>>157614158>>157614167It's a moment in diamond dynasty, you're forced to hit a walk off home run as Brent Rooker vs Bryan Abreu
>>157614181Rooker has like mid 50s vision
>playing as Brent Rooker
>>157614192Okay? Vision only affects the size of the PCI. If you get perfect-perfect that's about as good as you can hit it, it shouldn't be resulting in these fly outs.
>>157614205You ain’t hitting those in ranked buddy
>>157614212This isn't ranked the fuck? It's vs a CPU
>>157614219Play ranked then
>>157614167>>157614167>I think you start as a high school/college player in this game and can't really decide who drafts you like irlYou actually can, there's a point where you're asked who you want to draft you and you just say what team and you get drafted by them. Or you can just leave it up to chance
>>157614219Are you fucking retarded, it’s a sim, not arcade, just cause you squared it up don’t mean you’re getting a hit. Now come get spanned by Dada in ranked.
>>157614170The show has levels? Since when?
>>157614232>>157614246It's a game mode within the game to recreate moments from the season. Why are you even talking about ranked, that's completely irrelevant to what we're discussing here.
>>157614181Moneyball?
>>1576142621v1 me snipers only (bunt squad only)
1v1at tmobile, no changeups, black players only
>>157614259Since 19? It's a mode to relive famous moments in baseball history or memorable highlights from that season.This one's challenge is to recreate that walk off home run Brent Rooker had vs the Astros back in Aprilhttps://youtu.be/mt42LU77Sdg?t=236
>>157614288>I no Black, I Dominican
>>1576142931 drop rule
>>157614288I have the entire negro leagues collection
There are some things money can’t buy.For instance, a Mariners pennant.
>>157614299black americans are actually pretty racist against non-american blacks. I saw a lot of them saying they don't give a fuck about Haitians being targeted by immigration crackdowns because they're not true blacks.
>>157614303I heard Willie “Knuckledragger” Martinez was OP
>>157614316I don’t blame them, Haitians are smelly papi.
Anyways, i eventually got it. The game arbitrarily decided that this perfect-perfect should be a home run instead.
>>157614134>>157614351I will continue to be salty that this isn't on PC
>>157614351Just like real life. I also just played my first day of mlb the show. It’s like whole grain sugar free slop
hoped for bobby miller pen game when
>>157614245oh that's cool. in Out of the Park there's a point where you can choose exactly which Major League team you want to play for, become the manager and GM simultaneously, and kill off your cheap boomer bitch of an owner by manually setting his age to 150.
>>157614311>the amount of people who have died never seeing the mariners even make it to a World Series grows every yearWhat a disgraceful franchise
This all happened in the same game.
>>157614372>>157614158actually this is a pretty good argument to play as the A's...
>>157614363Just get a cheap ps4 and play The Show 24, that was the last one for that console and the last big update when they added female players.Also the ps4 versions were kinda better than the PS5 ones because you could set your own walk up music and playlists and that was cool.Or emulate the ps3 ones.
>>157614372That’s nice and all but can I LARP as a utility guy and then become a third base coach?
>>157614369Idk what that means, but i think the games are pretty fun. I enjoy them for what they are
>>157614392I do have an SSD swapped PS4 pro, I think '23 was the last one I played. Not the worst idea though.
>>157614398I had a utility guy that I hated and I would never let him swing at anything until strike two and then send him every time on the bases because he had 80 speed. also every time the game gives you the choice to send the runner from third it's always because it's a bad choice. also getting frustrated and sending in your power reliever to bean three batters in a row before starting a bench-clearer isn't in any other video game I've played.
>>157614415If you want to do all that, you should just go manage a mens softball league.
>>157614415That reminds me of how mvp baseball had manager/ump arguments. Modern sports games really lost their soul.
>>157614415I just mess with people online, it’s a lot more gratifying pulling a Dave Roberts on some bum and stealing all the bases then bunting myself home.
>>157614424the difference is I could tell that showfag "You should just go play in a mens softball league" and that would actually be a reasonable course of action for him. plus I'm pretty sure mens leagues mostly have player managers that are just the most popular/best ballplayers on the team already.there's definitely no "just go become the GM of an international mens softball draft system and manually hold back all of the brown players so you can create a AA team of exclusively Australians."
>>157614452You sound insufferable.
>>157614430It's all this monopolization. If you want an MLB game there is literally only 1 series to choose from. San Diego Studio has no reason to do try and do fun shit like that because there's no competitor to them doing something like that.
Fire ants are simply the gift that keeps on giving.
>>157614488Nobody wants several baseball games. The market is dictated by its consumers.
>>157614488Nobody wants to create a segregation league and larp as Hitler in a baseball sandbox shut up nerd.
>>157614495I think people do. Every one of these series just has it's fans whine and complain about every new entry. Whether its the Show or Madden or 2K.
>>157614469>he's never led the Austin Blue Sox to the top of the Texas League South division
god i love that vegas livestreamer's sexy ass wife
>>157613887hahaaa bitchass ho
>>157614507Then they can make their own game. The Japs tried and their game was pretty unplayable besides having better GRAFIX than the show. There’s older entries/series and even mods now so that fixes itself.
>>157614510There’s still a lot of game modes in the show with their own unique customization and sliders. There’s a lot of variance. I was running around as Peter Griffin one day.
>>157614515the newpro spirits released here because konami saw the opportunity.But aso i was talking about specifically MLB games
>>157614529Alright
>>157614529I tried that game for like three days before I gave up, what a piece of shit even if it was free.
>>157614529I think licensing is kind of holding it back too.
>>157614539That was a demo pretty much, there's a full game that launched like two months ago
Hey Seattle: eat shit
>>157614560They are masters at it
I don't know why it only hit me now but I just realized we'll never be able to post >chokeland kek ever again...
we should be talking more about how the dbacks and pads are in a knifefight for the last wc spot.
why bother when the reds are gonna cook them both
>>157614766>knifefightThey're stabbing themselves, WC3 goes to the last one to bleed out
>>157614766which team is the secret third thing in this picture?
>>157614870Miami is a minor league teamCardinals care more about a hat and dog piling on an umpire than winningidk about pissburg or the resd, I haven't payed attention to them this year
>>157614899Pierats have only scored 2 runs against the worst team in baseball this weekend. They're not doing shit
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DczEf7apWbA/@winky
KBO is sovl
>>157611591I was literally saying this
>>157611294NO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
doyers ese you know what i mean we 3peatin right now SD SF MIL NY mad gay as hell homie especially SF giant gays
>>157613983>le reddit and morty referencegood morning saar do not redeem the baseball
GOD Ishbia is on our side
>>157615754>WAKC>CRIPCO
>>157615721It looks nice, it will be next to the new MLS stadium
I hate waking up as a Padres fan every day
gm
Well my time went so quickly I went lickety-splitly Out to my old ‘55As I pulled away slowly Feeling so holy god knows I was feeling alive And now the sun’s coming up I’m riding with Lady LuckFreeway cars and trucks Stars beginning to fadeAnd I lead the parade Just a-wishing I stayed a little longerOh lord let me tell you the feeling’s getting stronger
Good morning still going strong
>>157617633Would be a shame if someone tied you down and started stroking your cock
>>157617633enjoy your visit from the semen slurper
>>157617633couldn't be me I'm afraid, I just had my morning nut
I don’t know why the dodgers shouldn’t have bought the angels and used them as their AAAA farm team. The AL west is basically the minor leagues anyway
I'm going to the game today :)
Stop stoking September to support the coal train operators strike
AL West? More like All in jest
/mlb/ more like /mlpee/
/mlb/? More like ummm lgbt
>>157616291At least you avoided facing Hitler.
>>157618269WHAT???
Fuck this asshole NOW
a-are you sure?
>>157617633if I go a week or two without relief I'll have a wet dream
Which players please/pleasure your baseball eye?
>>157619216After a week, I just relapse into sissy hypno
Pete “check em” Armstrong
>>157619270>0Singles, nice
>>157619270congrats, you just cursed the cubbies for a century. the only way to undo it is to hit trips
>>157619321Alright we’ll try one more time
KEK
>>157619270>>157619321>>157619370Damn you moot how could you do this to me!!!!
it's over for the scrubbies...
I got this
>>157619556no...NO!!!
>>157619556Fuck me running.///
>>157619390
>>157619556suck my fuckin dick bitch
>>157619556what the deuce
I hate god sometimes
>>157619714why
The 2016 World Series was pretty clearly rigged. No one wanted or cared about the Indians but the cubs winning was a financial boon for baseball and specifically for the new ownership group. I think they started juicing balls in the second half of 2016 but obviously not as severely as later years. I also remember Miller walking Bryant on 4 pitches in the zone which were all called balls. As soon as it went 3-1, you knew what was going to happen. Bravo manfred. Can’t get scripted entertainment like this anywhere else.
>>157619756My little cousin lost his life.
>>157619756He won't give me dubs
>>157619823sorry
>>157619977That’s the cost of love.
If God is good, why does he make my mariners lose?
REINFORCEMENTS ON THE WAY
>>157613859Why would Recker get a sex change operation? From what to what?
>>157619775As a Dodgers lifelong since 2024 I have no idea what you're talking about
I’ll fix it I promise! For Pete!
Reminder, Southern Living Magazine, the premier magazine for cooking and home decor, rated Tillamook the number one cheese.
Recker changed me....
>>157620584they make good cheese but their ice cream is mid, blue bell mogs
What are some unwritten rules of /mlb/?
>>157620663Cubs girls are girls.
cumshitters...
>>157620663there used to be one of having to atleast lurk a year before posting but it's not enforced anymore and the younger generation of anons seem to ignore it completely. they use 4chan the wrong way.
>>157620663I'm a girl
>>157620663Fuck da Jankees
Yankees pitchers give up like 1 run a game or less are they THAT good or is everyone else in baseball just ass
>Cedanne Rafaela to the 10-day IL
We ain't even gay
>>157620663pfma
>>157620663If you want to discuss baseball, reddit is the better option
>>157620738Cucked hard lmao
Can the three amigos carry the White Sox to a World Series appearance? You can’t really pitch around this lineup when you have three guys equally capable of going long at any time
The Red Sox need more public hate.
>>157621375If the Yankees weren't their rival, Sox would probably be hated as much as the Dodgers
Has anyone in the history of sports ever been more locked in?
>>157621504Mickey Gasper
>fresh cuppa>baybaw on>comfy rain in LA>3 day weekendit's gonna be a good day lads
>>157621564I hope you die <3
>>157621589god don't like ugly, friend
>Michigan just lost to a no name school>reffies realize this can't happen>give them one more play>Michigan wins>when called out on it, reffies claim the replay used a super accurate clock nobody has ever mentioned or discussed before >showed Michigan had one extra second that didn't show up on any other clock>reffies win Ump-chads can we ever hope to match this power?
sal stewart looks like a fat guy who lost a lot of weight
>>157621790Wait til the dodgers get a 28th out in the world series so Ohtani can walk it off
>>157621801That’s not a real player
>>157621790at least baseball cant be rigged as blatantly as football. and football fans just gobble up the slop and pretend nothing's wrong
Will Atlanta give Tampa the beats?
>Arte sold the angels>thread is oblivious
>>157615721>>157616002>>157621294What is wrong with Rape Field? It only opened in '91.
>>157622339Pass one to meWe’ll just add him to the family tree
>>157622338We all celebrated for the Angels, but they ain't doing anything this year.
>>157622338I celebrated though
>Tommy Edman: *catches a routine flyball*>Dodger Stadium:
I’m gonna watch some of this Barves Phillies game and have a beer
Reds pitching about to get rocked
The Guardians have nothing left to lose.
Phils are bringing this division home baby
>>157622446What beer
>>157620594In what ways?
>mlb.com begrudgingly admits jays are in a playoff spot after this headline yesterday
>>157622644the headline makes perfect sense. this is a team that went from world series to being fourth in their division
>>157622644SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE LUCK
>>157622666the greatest division ever, central and westies need to step it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdgtIXuuB2I
It's O time
>>157622694
>>157622700>greatest division ever1991 AL West Twins: 95-67 White Sox: 87-75 Rangers: 85-77 A's: 84-78 Mariners: 83-79 Royals: 82-80 Angels: 81-812005 NL East Braves: 90-72 Phillies: 88-74 Marlins: 83-79 Mets: 83-79 Nationals: 81-81
pooers kek
Ah sweet another struggle session lois
>>157622622One from a local brewery
>>157622718kek
Just like the Cleveland air show, the Guardians have a lot of ups and downs!
>dodgers playing at 7pm on a sunday this never happens!
Good evening
It’s no wonder the mariners are the incel team
>>157621294The question isn't whether they can. It's whether anyone can stop them.
>>157622807Hey I gotta joke for ya and it’s goes like this >kek scuba!
anyone else filter posts from all non-US flags?
I filter everybody and just post my own schizo ramblings regardless of context
>>157622852kek got em
...who the fuck is Rece Hinds?
Tanner Bibee has 5 Wins and 15 Losses.
>>157622786Kek
>>157622903Is that good?
I think the Marlins should use their old color scheme with the new logos.
>>157622929They should go back to Florida Marlins and the Angels should be California Angels again.
Smoking Tooka like it’s Hookah
brewers are cheating
can somebody please shoot Riley Greene
>>157622945Agreed on both counts.
As of now, 4 AL East teams hold playoff spots
>>157622989
>>157622982Offer expires September 31st!
At least Mayo keeps hitting lefties. Now for some more RISP shit fests
>Gapeton Holle>Red Sux
C E SES
reddit has gamethreads for every game, but they're fucking insufferable whiny bitches that do a 180 the millisecond their team wins
nu?
>>157623063learn how 4chan works?
>>157620663every Dodgers/Padres/Astros fan is a hispanic and every canadian flag is a jeet
Rum and baseball
>>157623068I can't wait, anon.
>>157623063we don't need a nu at exactly 500 posts
Barcelo rum puts hair on your chest.
>>157623075alcohol is good for you
>>157623091Barcelo taste like liver cancer
the guardian's approach coinflip came up "let's take pitches" today
>>157623106for me it's Mount Gay
kek Blaze Alexander trolling Duran with a jump throw to first from the hole.
>>157623114>British colonies in charge of making rum
jesus christ
I do not like Gunnar Henderson.
>>157623147>>157623147Nu
Gunnar Henderson to the Mets
>>157623152name one reason we need another thread
>>157623152finally!
>>157623160>>157623161keep it calm
>An Eli White dinger
>>157623160Relax
>>157623184>>157623166there should never be more than one /mlb/ in the catalog.you're not supposed to have to tab through 5 threads every day to find the right one
>>157623202Keep it civil
>>157623075you have to be at a computer desk to post here
