The first Big Six clash of the Premier League season is at the Emirates as former youth teammates Mikel Arteta and Xabi Alonso meet in the PL for the first time as managers. While both Arsenal and Chelsea have won two from two, the performances have been starkly different, with the Gunners scoring four and conceding none, and the Blues scoring seven and conceding five.Kick-off is at 4:30pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.ARS: Raya; White, Konsa, Magalhaes, Calafiori; Rice, Lewis-Skelly, Odegaard (c); Saka, Tzolis; Havertz.>Subs: Arrizabalga, Hincapie, Eze, Gyokeres, Madueke, Merino, Zubimendi, Guimaraes, Dowman.CHE: Martinez; Acheampong, Fofana, Lacroix; Neto, James (c), Lavia, Hato; Palmer, Rogers; Pedro.>Subs: Penders, Colwill, Gusto, Chavrria, Barco, Quenda, Bynoe-Gittens, Estevao, Welbeck.
1-1
For me it's Kai Havertz
>cholsea hasnt beaten the arse since august 22 2021
>top 6 sloppa not for me, thanks
>Welbz 90+9 (p)
Has boring draw written all over it
>Team that can defend vs. team that can't defendHuh wonder what will happen
>>157619413>le 27 year old prospect who still hasnt found his best position yet
>All God Six match to close out the weekendIs there anything better lads? Absolute bliss
Supporting Chelsea. Sorry Tzolis.
If Arsenal werent as tragic as they are (Arteta and his hair, all their african fans, their small time players etc) I'd want them to beat Chelsea. I probably still do just about.
>>1576203630-0 defensive masterclass
>>157619178Its a HUGE day for African football fans
got $50 on chelsea how fucked am i, i know nothing about soccer
>top 6 sloppa>15 replies kek KEK no one cares
>>157620662Lagos gonna look like Rwanda in April 1994
lets go for another boring 1-0
>>15762069014ers seething
>>157620690Bedtime in Jakarta got to be up at 5am for their sweatshop shift
>>157620690Top flight football is fucking boring and rigged now. Soulless slop
>>157619178Arsenal 4 - Chelsea 0
Reminder reece gaymes is a closet homosexual
>Dibu went from unwanted at Villa to starter at a club twice as big
>>157620706 Would
>>157620675Pretty fucked, Chelsea are basically an unproven fresh team at the moment.
>>157620730he is pretty hot
Why is the Basque Country so powerful
>>157620706Lovely to see Zendaya enjoying the show.
>Norf lahndan fowevaa
>>157620745Have you tried the cheesecake?
>>157620737that explains the 5:1 odds
>>157620741No no I meant the four eyed girl
fucking kek
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
RODGERRRRRRRRS
>ARSE
ah yes...that historic Arsenal song north london forever...how can they not be shaken to their core
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALGOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOTHE PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK
Oh uh?
LETS GO
>the absolute state of brownoid arse supporterskek innit
>Arse>anal
>Spanish managersIt's not fair, rest of the worldbros...
>Could get even money on a Rogers shot on target>"Nah, bit risky against Arsenal that"
wow never though we finally see match-opening goal after a long time
are chelsea... dare i say it... back?
I just had the biggest nap and I was lucky enough to wake up a few minutes before I could miss the game. Thank you Jesus.
>Game kicks off>All streams die>Miss the goal
>l'Arsesame old same old
kek arsesissies
>>157619178over
£120m well spent.
what a title defense
Just tuning in bros, what did I miss?
Chelsea cannot defend howeverbeit
>pfftt training with rugby pads? lmao wrong sport jackassesAPOLOGISE to Xabi
>>157619178Arsenal more like arselel
>>157620804https://streamed.pk/watch/arsenal-vs-chelsea-2494022/admin/1Have one on the house, bongbro
embarrasing
2-1 to the arsenal still
Considering Chelsea spent 3 billion on this side its dog shit when you look at it on paper. If Arsenal get beat by them, they'll be kicking themselves
that would have been the most embarrassing goal to concede
>>157620831from that set piece defending i can see what they did now
Gabby took his opportunity there.
Gabriel kicking someone in the face. NO FURTHER ACTION
RED CARD
emi martinez trying to become petr cech
Quite a kick to the head there.
>Reese James DMI am rating Xabi already
Sanchez lets that in btw
What a dirty dirty player
send him off
Should be a red card for the nigger to be honest. Not being racist here.
>>157620846sex
That kick in the head kek
arseanal
THAT'S FOR THE FALKLANDS THAT
How does he get nothing for that?Fucking punted him in the head the ugly cut
>Kicking the only likeable Argentinian
If there's one player I'd LOVE to see break their leg it's Gabriel. Fucking thug.
>>157620901Because if you give anything it has to be a red and the ref's a fucking pussy.
>>157620894islas malvinas are englishinos
kwab
based martinez took that like a man
Reminder that Arsenal thought Vito Mannone was a better prospect than Martinez.
>>157620901VAR obviously think it's only a yellow which they can't go back and give
>as an arsenal supporter
>>157620918what a fuckin THUG
>arseanal
>last time I received a message/WhatsApp was at the start of May is this normal lads or is this life?
>saka diving
diving already
*kicks you in the face* heh, nothing personal, kid.
That meme strat against corners looks like it will backfire eventually.
the gooners (aka aws) hiding away in their safe space thread until further notice
Starboy already limping and diving
100 days since Gabriel's penalty btw.Yes, THAT penalty
>>157620894 Dibu is the only player who didn’t want to speak about the Falklands. Poor guy it’s always the innocents who get punished.
Diving fucking cunt!!!! Comfortably the most unlikeable team in the league.
Arse status: gaped and fumingChelsea status: very brown
>>157620918How can you see that and not give dangerous play? He knew the keeper was on the ground, got nowhere near the ball.You compare that to some of the bullshit reds Chelsea got last season...
>>157620940Not even from Mumberg?
>>157620918How many reds would there have been if it had been Raya instead of Martinez?
>>157620940You don't have a single family member to talk with?
>>157620968>>157620976don’t have any family bros. they all gone and never had siblings
kick a guy in the head and then boo himjust gay gooner things
ELIZABETH
I fucking hate arsenal
>lelsea
arsenal are scum divers. its the most spanish team in the prem
>>157620940>looking through my WhatsApp showed I always initiated conversations with my best friend>decided to stop and wait for him to start one with meWe haven’t spoken in over two years. Cool.
>Dibu
AY MI FRIBU
oh well, fun's over
Set piece sluts
i'm gay
G O L
>>157621008>>157621007not his fault
the set piece merchants are back
HOWEVAR
>>157620887true say
surely var has a good few minutes look at that mess
>>157621007 He saves it but the Chelsea defense couldn’t clear it for shit
I think Konsa is offside there
>le set piece nigger teamhow can anyone support this shite
NO GOAL GET FUCKED
>offsidesenal
>PedroJesus what the hell
Shit goal but whateverNEVERMIND NONONONONO
Wheyyyyy
michael jordan is offside there
HOWEVER
howevar
arsenal dont even have to do some weird set piece routine or trick they just throw the ball in the box and they either score or miss ah uge chance
i forgot how lame arsenal is to watchthey flop around like grounded fish for free kicks then just DARE the ref to make a call when they bully, foul and play the ball offside over and overlegion of boom seahawks level
>Fartinez
GARGLE DIARRHEA SHARTETA
NOT SO FAST
how can that be a goal when there is a fucking arsenal player crawling over the fucking keeperfucking retard neville
VAR has ruined football.
was obstruction desu
Arsenal are gonna batter chelsea
hahaha pipe down arse wankers
Well doneHowever
go Chelsea
Is Neville retarded?
>var against arse this yearkek
Snivel is such a gimp
>I know he was offside but-There is no 'but' past that, he's off
>>157621022hi friend!
Is Gary Neville actually retarded?
what a bellend is neville
>Stokeanal
>>157621095Yes
>>157621076Is the sky fucking blue?
Neville forced to kneel
sad state of the game where you can't jump on the keeper anymore
>It's not a slurperHuh forgot this feeling
has gary neville taken mong pills?
Why do set pieces make manlets seethe so much?
>>157621059I used to live and breathe football. Its very difficult to watch these days. The style of play, isnt enjoyable to watch. The dynamic of supports has changed. Refereeing. Commercials. Owners. Television. Prices. More games than ever. Var. Its all shit
>>157621071why do you hate based hull?
>>157621114i dont get it?
>>157620662shit is kicking off here unironically
>>157621074>old footagegot anything from the 1960s granddad?
game is also on USA network (non yank commentators) for those looking to avoid neville
>>157621128RARE
lots of irish flags around there. bandwagoning cunts
Lots of clapping for passing sideways
>>157621132i just mute the stream and put some relaxing judas priest on
>>157621128Uganda be kidding me
>>157621139Why are you in this game thread? You aren't from Kings road for Ashburton
>>157621114Americans considering 6 ft tall never fails to make me laugh
>>157621128What's happening? Other than the african derby of arsenal and chelsea
>>157621128big 6 is nothing more than a third world circus
>>157621144>>157621146Now kiss
>>157621134Don't think it'll be rare, have a feeling that's the Yorkshire-born Leeds fan who lives in Uganda for some reason
>>157621139you never see many union jacks at tallaght stadium for some reason
>>157621128what like another war or
This shit is unsustainable. 3 games, 3 times getting manhandled by the opponent.
>>157621129These are just the webms from this year, which ones do you want?
>score early>sit back inviting the inevitable tying goal seen this film before
>>157621165>for some reasonSex pest on the run from interpol
DEEEBU
>>157621159Arsenal fans came in early to jeer at man united and now drunk man united fans are giving it back with interest
>>157621146>>157621144Uganda be kidding me!
Looks like Chelsea is a going for a college club team look with their kits>University of California, San Diego (UCSD)
>>157621171zamn
>no foul for holding onto JP for like 20 seconds
why are arsenal defenders allowed to just hold players off-ball? has this ever been explained?
>>157621144>>157621146are you both running the same AI model?
New song idea for Arsenal:Aaaall round the fields of the Emirates Road where once we watched the king Eboue play, and could he play! Gervinho on the wing, we had dreams and songs to singNow there's glory round the fields of the Emirates road(of course to the tune of Fields of Anfield Road)
>>157621114>6ft>tallWas this posted from Mexico or what
>>157621151it's considered the bare minimum bozo
>>157621182>keeping hooliganism alivesovl
>YO DUDE WHATS UP?!>NOT MUCH BRO JUST WANTED TO CALL YOU AND SAY HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE SOCCER!>HOLY SHIT DUDE ME FUCKING TOO I FUCKING LOVE SOCCER!
Has Xabi solved the corner meme
>>157621191>>157621193ref allowing him credit for not punching one of the most punchable faces in football
>score 1 goal in the first 5 minutes>park the busBold strategy Chelz
Why are they that on corners.. the one time that goes wrong, chelsea will concede
>>157621193Why did you force Leopold II to abdicate when all he did was protect the Belgian people?
I don't like any of these two teams. What's the funniest result possible?
>>157621182>mudhut dwellers larping as londoners and mancsGRIM
This is basically nigeria v somalia. Woolwich are seething over var. Ashburton Ultras will be pulling seats up in their skinny jeans. Woolwich desperately wanted rogers, and he's scored against them. Meanwhile legohead is screaming on the touchline
Remember a couple of years ago when Brentford kept scoring in the first minute
>>157621209Rosenior did the same thing and he got made fun of lel
What the fuck this game is KINO
>>157621182i hear the african arsenal fans consider Man U the main rival and don't even care about spurs
>>157621202this>HELL YEAH BRO ARE WE WATCHING SWEATY NIGGERS IN TIGHT PANTS SLAM INTO EACH OTHER AND LATER LAJARIUS SNEED RUN 70 YARDS IN 4.4 SECONDS
I should grow my hair out like Raya.
>>1576212246-6
lmao havertz you shit bastard
>>157621188UC Santa Cruz
>Havertzfucking retarded hahahahahaha
>shartdegard
Good game for once
>>157621227hey, at least the stands are 99% white eh.bread and circuses
Damn that was such a pass
sort it out lads
>>1576211933 things were meant to change this season. Var only gets involved when someone punches or headbutts or says naughty words off the ball. No wrestling in the box. No time wasting.
Not many dinner options in. Might be a chips and beans type night.
Arsenal are just too good. Chelsea are in for a battering here
CONCUSSION TO BLAME CONCUSSION TO BLAME CONCUSSION TO BLAME
Utter precision
They're really insufferable with their >x is the most x in """"""premier league""""""" historyjust fuck off
This is ending 5-1.
>>157621270not even some ham or chicken?
LETS GO GOONERS
KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI
>chelshit
>>157620991You have us.
>dibu
fucking nice kai
He’s off!
VAR REFFIES
Ok Dibu should have saved that
Dibu is ASS
GOLLLLOLOLOOL lets be honest it was coming>>157621259reminder that the german fraud decided not to take cole palmer (or foden) to wc 2026
THERE WE FUCKING GO
>Dweb boo
>shartinez
>peepoo
dibu more like durrboo lmao
Fuck. I wanted to just check the score and go back to sleep, but now I have to stay up since the game is good.
>personality goalkeeperkek
sanchez would have saved that
>SHARTINEZ
>>157621291He's already feeling down, don't make it worse.
Chelsea with the aura defending letting Havertz take a stroll through the back for that goal
>>157621291seriously if it wasn’t for you guys here and me talking on other boards, I would be speaking to no one ever (apart from obligatory work stuff)
some of these slander names make me giggle
structurally chelsea are a mess. this ends 4-1 arse unfortunately
>>157619178
>achimpmong
Martinez 500k a week, 10 year contract. Good luck with that
Good goal for the rapist lovers
Gonna listen to Blink 182’s ‘Down’ as it seems appropriate.
What a game to be honest
For some reason this Arsenal team is not accepting draws anymore.. impressive
>>157621343>Just passing through don't mind meKEK
>>157621344bless you
WE HAVE NO DEFENDERS ABRAMOVICH PLEASE COME BACK I MISS YOU
>>157621344He's absolutely wank but you know they'll get £50m for him in the summer for some unknown reason
>they actually paid money for dee booscammed lol
>>157621360How about playing James in defence, rather than midfield. Alonso thought he was being clever
how the fuck can you bongs listen to neville every week? i rarely have to watch a stream of a game like today and he makes me wanna stop watching football altogether
cute ball girl
>>157621343great screen by Odegaard
>>157621366He's shit but he's far better than the Spanish hologram 2bhwy
What the fuck kind of replay is that, ukbros?
dibu got kicked in the head but it didnt count cause its arsenal
>>157621378>how the fuck can you bongs listen to neville every week?People listen to commentary and the studio? I don't believe it.
>>157621378There's a growing national movement to have him executed but its hard to get that kind of thing through parliament
>both clubs owned by Americans>both clubs managed by Spaniards >both clubs have majority non native players >both clubs fan bases majority non local consumers What’s the point of the “English” premiershit?
Havertz has won a Champions League with Chelsea. Why does he celebrate his goals against them?
>>157621386Not as if there could be any damage
>>157620940us men live lonely lives..
my stream is glitching and dying lads.
Robert Sanchez wasn't even that good anyway. Petokovic was far a better stopper. Only got first choice cuz he was lightskin
>>157621385They cut it because Arsenal were about to have a shot. There’s been many a time when a goal has been scored while a replay is being shown.
>>157621393Players are all mercenaries
>>157621376i dont know why they keep playing him in midfield, nigga has no idea what hes doing there, every fucking single dt refuses to actually let him play in his position
>>157621384This, he makes a mistake and people are already pretending Chelsea's previous keepers were better than him, lol. Sanchez would have let in 3 more by now. Defenders dont exist in football either it seems its only up to the GK to keep the ball off the net.
>>157621399how long does the average woman go without speaking to someone? a few hours?
justice for rosenior
>>157621386i think england is still a bit mad at argentina
>>157621392Money laundering.
i'm going to blow all my money on travelling, drugs and sex next year then drive off a cliff
>>157621392It's been occupied by foreigners but we're taking it back with Rupert
>>157621385That was the PL, not Sky
has lewis skelly got cirrhosis his eyes look a bit yellow
>>157621402https://ntv.cx/watch/kobra/arsenal-vs-chelsea-2494022
>Daring to challenge an Arsenal player for a headerNo red for Fofana?
>>157621408I think he's talking about the foreign language ad...
>>157621427girl boss move thelma
>>157621393>>157621410I prefer it when they celebrate, if he gave a shit he wouldn't have left the club so there's no point to act 'respecteful' fucking make em seethe, it's fun
>>157621343i think martinez let that in deliberately because he thought it was offside. if havertz was offside and he saves it, it's a corner. if he lets it in var would rule a free kick to chelsea
>>157621393was shit besides the cl final goal, wasted so many chances ,imo worse than torres by miles. i think most chelsea fans didnt like him and were happy in getting the money back. fake striker and fake person
>>157621402https://istreameast.cx/links/arsenal-vs-chelsea-2494022
>>157621392>Spaniards
How can the ref not see 2 clear deflections wtf
>>157621427why drive off the cliff? just do the first 3, then wageslave again for a year or 2, then repeat.the sexpat lifestyle is goated and very protestant suicide is lame af and catholic-pilled
Shartbi needs to drop the 3 at the back meme already. It doesn't work.
poop
imagine not listening to fletch and ally
>Piles Poois Smelly
>>157621441That’s an ad from Setanta isn’t it? Nothing to do with the UK broadcast.
>>157621446ty brobest ally
>>157621450how is one supposed to explain the gap in ones resume?
>>157621412 Now that I’m seeing it again Raya conceded a very similar goal this game
>named skelly>built like a skelly
Are we entering the decade of Arsenal?
>>157621427how are you planning to achieve the sex part?
why does cole palmer look like he has a room temp iq
>>157621477you went to work for a tech startup who have made you sign an NDA so you can't discuss it.either that or just claim some mental elf bollocks and if they don't hire you, sue them for discrimination
>>157621447this, euskadi ta askatasuna
>>157621402it's suicide prevention day/month lad get your dongle sorted
>Warm PalmerFraudulent
>>157621493Hasnt arteta won one league in like 7 years or something
>screams JOAO PEDRO for a lame pearoller shot from 40 yards
Does Chelsea have any pure white starting players?
>>157621435lol I was thinking that but also because his palms are yellow af as well
>>157621493city are winning the league this year, this is like that one klopp title in peps era
>>157621416hours if they're aren't ploughed by mental health
>>157621495What you mean?
>>157621495>look like
>>157621427Ihttps://www.premierleague.com/en/footballandcommunity/together-against-suicide
What happened to Zubimendi? Why isnt he playing?
>>157621477I’ve just gone back to being a wage slave after a year off pissing about around Europe. ‘I took a career break to travel and explore new opportunities. I supported myself through savings.’ is all I said in the interview.
>>157621450>suicide >catholic-pilledelaborate
hey anon, do not kill yourself
>>157621513No after Enzo left.
>>157621427call the number they showed on screen
>Attention valuable taxpayer! Remember: do not kill yourselves
>>157621511I hate Peter dreary so much
>Go to the game>"Hang on a minute lads I'm just going to check in with the suicide prevention team"Literally not one person will do this
>>157621441It’s not about the ad, the replay showed the shot but didn’t show where it hit.
The Tzolis hype lasted literally 1 game LMAO
hey anon, do kill yourself
Thinking about ordering 'za in the ht
>>157621544please no im on day 6 no fap...
>>157621427cap
MODS
Considering ending my life lads. What you reckon?
>>157621544does that foid have a drawing of robert mugabe on her wall?talk about an erection killer
>>157621537mental elf matecheck on your mate yeah
asking the drummer to kindly kys
>>157621532never planned to
people talk shit about arsenal bottlejobs when they play free flowing attacking gamepeople talk shit about arsenal being boring to watch when they tighten up and win the leagueWhat do these people want?
>>157621555reckon its just a matter of time until chelsea concede again
>>157621528>ZubimendiWas shit and decided he was homesick, angling for a move back to Sociedad
>>157621528Had one good 45 mins in the euro final
>>157621550last time I came was in April
Arsenal fans keep saying that there is a conspiracy against their club from the refs but whenever I watch they get every 50/50 decision
>>157621535>Israel needs your help killing babies in the Middle East that hate you for your freedom
Chelsea about to score
>>157621555considering giving your life to Christ and advocating for better mental health
>>157621571So glad Liverpool never signed that /weakmind/
>>157621565>free flowing attacking gameWe are not watching the same game. There is no "free flowing attack" going on from arsenal
>>157621544What happens if you put your face in that?
>>157621539 Never trust a Thessalonikian
What is acheampong doing so high up?
are you a hato or capo kind of guy?
>>157621565Americans to shut up about footycheers x
what's the point of pedro neto
>>157621565To talk shit about arsenal, dumbass
>win ball by actually kicking the ball>foulHappened 4 times to arsenal already
>>157621578Arsenal are worse than Stoke City ever were. They're cheating bastards, and don't play football during set pieces, they literally wrestling the opposition. If that doesnt work, they dive all over the place
>>157621582Afraid that body is too slim to be cobrix
>>157621555 You are going to die one day from old age anyway. What difference does a few decades more make?
>>157621602High iq overlaying centre backs strategy.
>>157621614bodies inflate a bit after dying by hanging
>Romeo LavatoryI'm saying he's shit btw
ASMR gives me a reason to live
Why the fuck is there NFL slop on skysports I’m here to get away from that shit
Chelshit still resorting to buying refs to stop us? I guess some things never change huh.
We're all gooning to remy lacroix at half time
>>157621625Anna-Sophia-Mophia Robb?
>Euro flags talking about la cobraYou're all Mexicans, aren't you?
>NFLI'm the most pro-America person I know and I would never consider watching this, let it go
when they start advertising another sport game during a current sport game it's like you're having a meal and the waiter comes over to tell you about more meals #makeitmakesense
why doesnt gyokerez play
>>157621629>us
new deadlift record lads 511kg
>>157621565>arsenal>free flowing attacking game
>>157621632I’m in a Chloe Lamb phase.
>>157621625for me it's Korean and Japanese ASMR.
>this is a foulWrap up the game buddies they want no contact on anyone
lmfao palmer didn't even touch him
yet another free for arsenal
>>157621555take roids and go to thailand, got nothing to lose
>>157621625clarabelle?
come on chelsea defend our neoliberal values x
>>157621648little roid fella
>>157621610>Should be on 10men and isn't (again)Shut the FUCK up
CAM ON ARSENAL
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
https://x.com/FansTribeHQ/status/2096631953982128601
>chelsea player falls >foul!!!>Arsenal player gets kicked in the back of his foot >play on chelsea!!
>>157621643He's a donkey, belongs in the championship, france or sweden
Running a half time bath if anyone fancies joining
>>157621660I second thisyou'll get a gf even if you don't want one.
Imagine thinking you can intimidate Bronze Ben White.
> 24yo
>>157621668fuck off back to /brit/ you vile mick ghoul
>>157621671please tell me there is a lagos livestream
>>157621640no, that fat fuck just always comes up on the goytube algo
In the FACE. Punch him in the FACE.
TROLLPOST
>>157621674I could almost swear that all arsenal players are blind
pedro posto
Considering the rugby tactics Arseanal employ every game, in my neutral and unbiased opinion I think every other team should be able to kick lumps out of them with no repercussions. This should be a free out for diving.
i have enjoyed this half of footballit has been very entertaining
Gabriel is getting trolled by Joao Pedro..
this odegaard guy keeps falling over and crumbling into a heap
>>157621668COYGOOF
>>157621427wtf i was planning to do this
>>157621678Fuckin ell lad you wont have enough time to enjoy it
I CAN'T
Chelsea has a half dead midfield and somehow are still in this game
cant score
get mudryk onget jackson on
Gabriel like a fish out of water these days, with his weird hair
I'm racist, misogynistic and an islamophobe but go ahead Lavia pop that pussy cracker Ben White
Its only a matter of time before arsenal score again. Chelsea defence are making havertz look good. Even villa did better against him.
Arsenalsissies seem afraid? Is this true?
>>157621723Anon… I…
How did that not go in
>>157621722hell of a long ball though
if ben white was black hed be ben white
>>157621703well said
>>157621668 She’s old news, now we’re crushing on Inde Navarette and Sadie Sink
looking for injury videos, give me your top 5 injuries
Like the game has been hard fought but Arsenal are probably gonna win this. Chelsea's right back is having a clanger rn and Lavia is hardly a player
>>157621738>Sadie SinkCute as fuck
>>157621678Baths? In this economy?
>>157621729Imagine putting your cucumber in her
>>157621723Jackson is busy missing sitters at villa, and mudrick is doing heroin in tottenham
fuckin hell lads just ordered a chicago deep dish pizza and 2 cheesy garlic breads for myself
>>157621745top one has to be women who worked in porn but now have to wear a colostomy bag because their arse got blown out from too many anal scenesyou get what you fucking deserve
>>157621746Chelsea don't have a right back because they're playing with wing backs and the right wingback is Pedro neto lol. The right of the 3 centre backs is always having to come across and cover for him.
>>157621393Chelsea fans don't really remember him fondly. He was kind of shit and lazy. And German.
>>157621723Those /chug/ days are gone...
>>157621756I think you mean your pickle
WHEN YOU HAVE NAUSEA
>>157621765i meant football injuries but go off.
>>157621764nice one crodie
predicting a red card for chelsea next half
>>157621752bet it's cold water, he sounds like a sadist
>>157621765I expect this is the fate of Proxy Paige.
>>157621764Nigga you gonna SHIT tonight
half of chelsea's team are random regen ngubus. who the fuck is hato and labia?
Gf is here have to turn it off now
>>157621769>And GermanWhat does that mean?
>>157621745Henrik Larrson for Celtic was bad one
>Hull City are the only team yet to concede a goal in the league this seasonI thought they were guaranteed to get relegated. Have they been playing well or just lucky?
>>157621764Why would you order pizza and garlic bread, they're basically the same thing
lads pregnant gf got the toilet door open and I can hear her shitting
>>157621786back from gherkin sesh
>>157621786get her dined and then shag the undigested dinner up her arse
>>157621786I already got her sorted, so you can keep watching.
>>157621796Playing well
>>157621804maybe shes having a miscarriage
X is seriously depressing right now
>>157621796roseniors legacy
>>157621796Exceptionally well organised. Also helped that Villa were complete shite last night and skied two absolute sitters.
>>157621796they are playing well
>>157621794it was a compliment hans, us brits have a mastery over our language that seems weird to outsiders. love is hate, hate is love, sincerity is irony, etc etc
>>157621729 Why is she taking pictures in the produce section?
>>157621786finger her crusty bum for me ta la x
>>157621815lots of good stuff on x... especially the new reels like things. stuff you dont get on tiktok or ig.
neo-liberalism loses today
>>157621804cor, film it for us lad
>>157621685cole palmer looks like he loiters outside mcdonalds
cucurella, abramovich, please come back
>>157621815idk, i'm laughing
>full strength chelsea attack struggling against 3rd choice arsenal CB and 2nd choice RB
>>157621815what's happening?
>>157621838Not sure who's got worse hair, foden or palmer or gabriel
>>157621800i couldnt find the option for just the pizza its a meal """""""deal""""""
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>>157621834Zeidy won't like this
Got my practice GF pregnant
>>157621824I see. The "And German" addition felt so random I had to ask lol.
>>157621719expect a james fuck up in the second halfim calling it now
>>157621786Where's she been all day? Get willy off next man brav. How does it feel? You wasteman brav.
>>157621527need to add this to /mug/
>>157621764Diet coke?
>>157621832I've watched some fight clips on feels but not in the mood>>157621856suicide prevention month has my timeline filled with grievers and trauma dumps
im drinking a triple cranberry vodka
>>157621863
>>157621729>in the veg aisle>buys no fresh veg but instead some retarded green goyshakewomen are fucking useless
>>157621881ye watching me health got a diet coke and water x
>>157621786>gf went out unsupervisedyeah she’s getting dicked down by someone else kek
What happened to slag posting?
>>157621765anna de ville is still going strong
