So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Everton's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks. Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/help-and-assistance/compensation-and-refunds/
So who is the next former Mug player to become interim manager?
>doing this for a draw
don't care, >we're usually shite every other year
>lead twice>concede twice to NEVERTONtitle challengers if I've ever seen them
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AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAH
>>157620068>drawing this Everton
>>157620025>https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/help-and-assistance/compensation-and-refunds/not relevant this timeshit /mug/
To be honest those were 2 great goals Everton scored, don't blame Lammens for those.Carrick should never use Mazraoui again though. Sell his ass to fucking Super Lig or some backwater small club.
Happy /mug/ day everyone!
>>157620068I think this time it's deserved for that last-minute goal they gave up.
>>157620068Consneeding to Everton who have 1 (ONE) striker (who is shit) when 2-1 up and when it was the last kick of the game AND it was ANM is worthy of a /mug/, yes.
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHASH!
>b-but a draw doesnt deserve a /mug/it does when 2 points are lost at 90+6 ;)
poonited will say they were unlucky
>>157620025These chokes are happening BEFORE they have 3 games a weekGonna be a golden season again /mug/ bros
my whites are gonna BOOTYBLAST this shit team when they meet lmao
Wait they didn't win? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157620068>title challenge year>not a /mug/ to nevertonLassie
Go check the Goldbridge livestream if you want to see his heart break in real time
double most dangerous leads chocked, happy /mug/
The cities of Lahore and Karachi on suicide watch tonight
>>157620143propa English side Everton
just fuck my shit right up
uh
What is he thinking about?
>>157620235Mug variety
>The city of the united strandThe thing that really pisses me off about him is he still insists on grooming his fucking ridiculous facial hair. What is the point exactly?
>>157620235doesn't look like a thinker to me
great day for a /mug/
a draw costs 2 pointsa winner costs 1 pointan added time equalizer hurts more for "title challengers"don't understand anybody having a problem with a MUG in such circumstances
>>157620235>I GOT THE MOST POINTS SINCE JOINNING DON'T YOU KNOW I'M GREAT
>>157620235The contract payoff.
>mboomo in charge of clearing the ball
>>157620276The /mug/ has been certified and inaugurated. Its official
>>157620235>my feet hurt>the stadium is too loud>they don't even know how many points I've gotten
>>157620262>>157620212This was the moment for me>owwww!
>4 points from 9 against Hull, Ipswich, and Neverton
when is he getting injured again?
>Maitland-Niles last epl goal was in the 18/19 season
>soogz will never be your gfwhy even live bros
>>157620235He tried to remember if its a good idea to give Everton the entire initiative.
>>157620328Fresh OC???
>>157620349
>>157620068Laddy, it's Everton
>>157620068this isn't just a draw it's man utd's season being over already lmao
>>157620364For soogz2
>>157620235>Ferguson-Sensei......SAVE ME!!!!!!
are we really back?
>mid table fc
>>157620417Solid draw this. Good point away at Everton!
>>157620235how his winrate for the season is only 33pc, way down on what is was for last season
4 points from 9 playing against cannon fodder, pressure mounting on Michael, with city next up in the league
>>157620025
>>157620364ive seen her fanny and that's good enough
This season will be really funny because they’re already choking and they aren’t even playing 2 games per week as they will when international competition startss
remember this poor fella. Manchester United fan arguing with Liverpool supporters on holiday. They threw him in the pool and he broke his leg. But they weren’t done with him yet. They found him on Facebook and added him under a fake profile. As a woman called Emma. They spent months blagging him. Had a woman ringing him to make it sound more authentic. After months of dirty talk. He drove up to Aberdeen to meet her. They had him sitting outside some barn on a farm for hours waiting. They had him sending photos of himself sucking the vibrator he had brought with him. Then finally they rang him laughing their heads off. You could hear the devastation in his voice when he heard them Scouse accents. He knew exactly who they were. He went viral. His wife found out and he lost his family. Probably one of the cruelest jokes I’ve ever seen played on anyone. This man is /mug/ incarnate.
>>157620025So it happened again, SO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAIN. WE CAN BLAME INJURIES, BUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>157620532
>>157620532almost felt bad for him until he was sucking on dildos
>>157620532kek
>>157620276It's fine if it's in a certain manner. If they draw 0-0 v Citeh next week I better not see a /mug/, but if they blow a 2-0 lead and draw 2-2 that's accepted. A 96th minute blooter from an Arsenal reject is definitely /mug/worthy
>>157620568Doing the ol' "True Geordie", if you will
>>157620059It's gotta be Fletcher right?
Good luck vs man city next week
United customers blagging they deserved to win
>>157620059Pogba
HARD FAWTTOP EFFET
>>157620235
>>157620235He'll go bald soon enough.
>>157620235He looks legit shell shocked lmao
>>157620677>statniggerActually watch football, retard, don't read it
>>157621234ok well when you immediately go full relegation battler tactics as soon as you score youre going to concede. parking the bus up one goal is a recipe for disaster and thats what you get when you hire ole 2.0
Sat on the edge of our 18 yard line for 270minutes and wondered my we conceded twice. Conceding 2 goals a game to the likes of Hull, Ipswich and Everton. We’ll get battered in the tougher games.
We had statistically the easiest start of the season and we dropped 5/9 points.
Blooted.
RIP uniteds title challenge august 2026-september 2026
>>157620025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6baRUBWXjbk
>>157621454I can't fucking deal another season if this shit. Can this club just for one fucking season not struggle against shit teams.We do not have to win the title, or the CL or have a cup final win, just fucking play some good entertaining football and stop being humiliated against low tier prem teams and championship quality teams.Losses are acceptable if we play well, but every performance needs to be shaky or just absolute garbage. We can't even win without feeling bad
We should fire Carrick in the break imo before it gets really bad because the signs are there.We cannot waste another season, Genuinely lads, 6/7th would be a great outcome this season. I’ve been downvoted for it again and again, but slowly and surely it will become obvious.This team was never good. We were poor on all the metrics that mattered under Carrick, we just accrued points regardless. We haven’t massively improved the team and we’ve left gaping holes.We literally saw one of those holes today, our back up RB has to go LB, meaning a CB has to go RB and is majorly at fault for the goal.We’ve played 3 of the worst teams in the league and we’ve got 4 points. We haven’t even started the CL campaign yet.
Benjamin Tesco is too good for this club
>>157621587updooted up your faggot rectum
>>157621587>We should fire Carrick in the break imo before it gets really bad because the signs are there.The signs were there before they even gave him a contract mate, one trick pony midwit with zero tactical depth. I can not believe he was able to convince the board to sign him, mind boggling>>157621616Lower table player playing for a lower table club, this is his realistic range
>>157621622Slavs aren't white, gypsy
hard truthshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roQTQcDI0QA
>>157621637We have been a really bad team for a good while now, and while there are occasional good moments, the first three matches so far this haven't given me much confidence.We've spent a bunch of money and have a new manager, great, but those things don't necessarily make a team better. We have different ingredients now, but the dish still has to be made and what we have been making for several years now has been pretty bad. At this point, my expectations are subterranean. And if, from this point on, we improve enough to finish 10th or higher, I think that would be an excellent outcome.If we can get to 10th that would mean that, very likely, the following would be true: (1) We will have found some way to drive our offense. Not really sure where that's going to come from, not terrifically confident in any of our options now. We don't look dangerous at all. (2) We'll have tightened up our defending so that we don't leak goals. This is maybe already improving but let's be real, we were extraordinarily lucky to have Forrest's goal negated yesterday. (3) We'll have gained cohesion and improved focus and mentality enough to at least match the play of properly good teams. This is kind of the thing that looks furthest away to me. We were inferior to Brentford and Newcastle is every aspect of the game.So yeah, given where we are now, I think 10th would be great. And I'm not saying this out of a deep self-loathing pessimism or something, I just think we've been a bad team, we're not really any better now, and I would be delighted with what would look to me like genuine improvement.I mean look, let's revisit this at the end of the season and see where we are.
i love /mug/ lads
>>157620212>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7v_7cKmXg&t=576s
Don't worry lads it hasn't been a bad start
>Go on the road and go 1 up on the home team>Concede a screaming blooter at the last possible second to drop pointsThis...this will a season for the ages for /mug/!
>>157620235>Amorim's fault
>>157622279Rashford has upset the applecart in attack. Sesko, Cunha, Fernandes, Mbeumo has to be the front 4. With Diallo and Dorgu rotating on either wing depending on fatigue, opposition. We need a striker, so we can rotate Sesko. Again, Rashford is a problem with doing that. Midfield is a problem. It doesnt have legs or physicality. It desperately needs Baleba to start playing. Baleba + one of the others, stronger. No Baleba and two of the others = weaker. The defence is a problem. Dalot and Mazraoui are average. Shaws legs have gone. Yoro needs to step it up. Injuries catching up with Martinez, Maguire not getting any younger, De Ligt rarely been fit. If De Ligt was fit, you'd probably play him with one of the others. I'm alright with Lammens for now. So there are issues from front to back. I don't have any confidence in Carrick. Did well as interim. I think we all knew deep down, it wasnt the move to appoint him permanently. We all had a niggly feeling. But its one of those things, appoint an intrim, does well, its a brave call to fuck him off and bring someone else in. But thats why Wilcox etc are there, to make the right decision. They've fucked up every managerial appointment so far
>>157620364If you've ever seen any of her explicit clips you'd know it would be extremely underwhelming, she's a terrible lay
>>157622361it lush
>>157622405KEK
heh, winning games isn’t for everyone (especially not Manure who are currently eleventh lol)
>>157621862>slavsyou're a dumb faggot jeet, innit?fucking kek
>>157623454>I no slav! I no slav! Imposible! I no slav, I roman, I mitteleuropa, I no slav
Bring back Ey-Ey-Eyrik Twenty Haag>I won two tropiesh in two scheasons United are schtoopid for schacking me ey
Never mind there is some good football on tonight. Amorims Milan have a chance of going joint top of the league tonight.
southgato caretaker manager before the end of the year?
>>157624064I hate women
>>157624064>triangular tit
>>157624237yes, we know brits are faggots, nothing new
>>157622517>Midfield is a problem. It doesnt have legs or physicality. It desperately needs Baleba to start playing. Midfield is not a person
>>157623894Holy grim, both teams look behind Portuguese league quality now.
>>157624762https://www.facebook com/people/Adam-Midfield/61569360673457/i accept your concession
>>157624064I don't find her attractive
>>157626131https://youtu.be/5qEz9WFMlFU?t=583
>>157620532I wouldn't do anything like that to someone because it's cruel, but how are the people who do these things not worried that the people they're bullying might commit suicide?
>>157626235probably thought if they can survive uniteds last 15 years without roping theyre made of stern stuff
I didn't think this was /mug/ worthy but then I saw the total headloss of all the man u fans lmao
>>157620075yeah we get it you're promoting her for free, dalit
>The bomb...killed PEOPLE??
>>157620068I didn't even know naitland miles was still playing football. You absolutely deserve this /mug/
>>157626480kek'd
>>157626362>the total headloss of all the man u fanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQJEKV9hUGY&t=530
>>157624064phwoarrrrr
>>157620262Has this fat twat got fatter?
>>157622681Why has that Everton fan emptied his bank account?
>>157630859Oh yeah. He's packing on the pounds. Clearly he was never a wild man for the ol' exercise, and now he's got a side channel where he tries beer.
can United beat giant killer Sabah FK?
>>157626235Why would you feel bad for some scumbag trying to cheat on his wife?
>>157631095I feel for Carrick, I genuinely think he can do a good job for us, but the board has thrown him under the bus and hung him out to dry, all in one.There is no ambition, as shown in the window, all the PR about having now money is BS, there is money there to spend, they just didnt have the ambition to spend on 1st or 2nd choices. And no disrespect to the players we got in, but I dont think they are good enough.(id love to he proven wrong) and the board failed to fill to massive areas that needed it LB and ST.Carrick has us right tactically but doesnt have the quality to play it fully.The league has gone already, maybe even the top 4 has left the building. Let's hope we have a couple of good cup run starts or the entire season will be over by the september international break.
>>157624064deeply unsexy woman
>>157631115Man Utd's squad might not be as good as Arsenal, City or Chelsea's, but surely the players on the pitch should have enough quality to beat Hull and Everton.
>>157620059 Yoro costs us too many times. Really underwhelming signing. Only thing he’s been good at is recovery tackles but more often than not those are preceded by poor positioning or decision making from him. He’s really poor aerially so Carrick doesn’t trust him at CB. But he can’t defend the channels and is poor going forward, which makes him a liability at RB too. He needs to step up this season because he’s going to have to play a lot of minutes. Those summer 2024 transfers (Zirkzee, Yoro, Mazraoui, De Ligt, Ugarte) were the final nail in the coffin for that post Ole open heart bullshit.
>>157624064Gary Neville is fearful that Manchester United's habit of conceding goals isn't going away after they shipped two goals for the third game running at Everton.Michael Carrick insisted his side's start to the season was "not that bad" despite Everton's added-time equaliser in the 2-2 draw left them with just four points from three matches.Six goals conceded is a big worry according to Neville, who doesn't see how Carrick can fix it with his current personnel.Neville said: "It puts pressure on Manchester United as they have Man City next week and a European game in midweek."That game should have been won today. They let Everton back into the game."They have a liability of conceding goals and it's not going away. Conceding goals will hunt them and chase them down the road. I'm not sure how Carrick will deal with it as he's already got his best back four on the pitch. Why did Shaw and Dalot go off with five minutes to go?"You can't be changing your back four. There's not much behind the first choice. So you can't change it."He added: "Manchester United are conceding two goals a game, you can't concede two goals a game. United needed to win today and they couldn't concede goals."The Maitland-Niles goal is a really bad one."Dorgu for some reason chases out and presses, an isolated press. It gets played past Dorgu - it's a massive mistake, a lack of communication. United had to change their back four during the match. Yoro coming on at right-back highlights the problem - he plays so narrow."A lot happens before the ball goes in the net. When you're playing away holding onto a result, you have to push up and don't do stupid things. They could have stopped the goal at source. I was screaming as it happened as they had to be organised, they weren't organised."Teams think they have a chance against them. Teams have the feeling that they can score. That's a horrible place to be at."
>>157631512kek
Wounder if /mug/ will ever go beyond /sp/ & the chan. Feels too iconic to not be a generational meme
>>157632294ive seen mug copies on a bunch of other 4chan boards.
>>157630859make up your own mindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yKWNomS5Ek
>champions league>it's on a thursday against some team from azerbaijanhumiliation ritual
>>157633012>NOOOOOO! We're not supposed to lose points to Inter Baku like this! We were supposed to be better than this now! AAAARGH!
>Hull>Ipswich>EvertonHow many points would you expect a "big 6" club to take away from those three games? is the answer higher or lower than 4?
>>1576331769
I don't follow team sports I used to be a united fan though My dream is to kayak from sale to old Trafford and catch a game (u might say match in your language)
>>157633599youre lucky you stopped being a fan, its been a decade of pain.the kayak will come in handy from when the stadium floods due to the roof leak
>>157633775I love shit like this, it's authentic. I gotta get in there before they build the new one I would cry if i die without having been to old Trafford, which I call the Mecca of soccer sort of like msg in america I'm always a fan, I just don't follow team sports anymore
>>157634097id be shocked if the new one is built even a decade from now desu, youre in no rush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TRrI6i1WIo
>>157631095This is a given. The back four might have been in place since Ten Hag's days, but they are reliable and need a cheeky signing in January to mobilise the effort. We've got, what four midfielders for two positions?Anyone saying United is going down can fuck off.
>>157620532classic /mug/ shenanigans
>>157624064Bros I think I might be ill, low T or something, I know she's objectively fine but all I can see are her fucked up backwards locked elbows.
>>157634824rare
>>157635141I mean it's worth noting, specially her left one is bending heavily out of place.
>>157635483is it a deformity?
>>1576337754th highest waterfall in England btw
Imagine if they don't beat Sabah
>>157621454>clear the ball because 8 is a moron>give up a blooter
>>157624064Bump ;)
Rock the sabah!!Hahahah get it?
bruno might be shit but the fact that united fans still turn a blind eye on maguire and shaw is mind boggling
>>157661545Who here gets this reference hahahaha I'm so funny
What's on the menu for /mug/ this matchday?
>>157662644It's a play on rock the casbah, manGeeze u guys are dumb
>>157664871Hey i got that reference, because i played Civ V
>>157664876Lol niceU played civ v bro?? I think I did too that's the good one right, that is basically civ 2
>>157664886i juts double checked, kyeah civ 5 was the good one, malaysia. it was basically civ 2 updated and fine tunedu know, i didnt really agree with a lot of the stuff the civ series did, but i do appreciate that they always pushed the envelope and tried new stuff
>>157666030indonesia*for me, malaysia singapore and indonesia are the same thing manbut that doesnt mean i dont like u or dont respect ufor example i hate spain and hispanics, i dont hate u guys
>Sabah Baku, founded in 2017Potential for a generational /mug/ tonight
sup dogs
We're heeming Sabah tonight, sorry. 5-0 easy.
i watched all 8 qualifying games of sabah. the last one against the jews was complete kino.
can we do the unthinkable and spam a super /mug/ when Manure lose/draw tonight ?
You guys are delirious if you think this semi-amateur team is capable of getting a point at Old Trafford, let alone winning.There's hope, though. United will get obnoxiously cocky after winning 8-0 so the next /mug/ will be extra hilarious.
>want United to lose this>but also want them to lose against City>but also want them to beat CitySo, I'd like them to lose against Sabah (unlikely) and beat City (unlikely). Both combined are super unlikely. Still, Brent said they'd have 12pts from 15 by the start of the Int break (lol).
>>157668216>You guys are delirious if you think this semi-amateur team is capable of getting a point at Old Trafford, let alone winning.A Boquita sho te amo lo mandaron a casita un dentista y 10 amigos de su barrio. Todo puede pasar
/mug/ sisters... not like this
/mug/ xizters... wtf (what the fr*ck) do we do NOW????????????????????????????????
>>157669781>the sodomizers of sabah
>3-nil up at half timeBelieve in the lads, this is only to make the crash that much sweeter
>>157670002united always turn up for the derby. even if they win they'll only have 7pts from 12.
IT'S GETTING WORSE /mug/ BROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
/mug/ sissies, are your boipuccies dripping blood from the self mutilating?here's to cheeky deadly infection, cheers
/mug/ bros, our reponse?
After the salting of the earth of Sabah, you so-called "mug bros' must be feeling pretty stupid, huh?
This is good for long-term /mug/ging, united not getting a wakeup call will make them get absolutely destroyed by most of the premier league and their UCL opponents
