behead arteta
>Sucka
aws are subhuman
dirty club with worst fans
I prefer Hincapie over Cali in this high stakes matches
>Arsenal>Shooting DIRECTLY AT THE FUCKING KEEPER NO MATTER HOW FUCKING DOG SHIT HE MIGHT BEName a more iconic duo.
>>157621130Just play calafiori as a winger already
>Dive Divertz
>another season with a dead left sidewew
What the fuck is Cala doing in the mid, lmao?
What happened lads
This konsa guy is a disaster
>no concedeyConcedey
>>157621176That's his whole shtick. The wild card.
I see Odegaard has taken to his usual cowardly 'stand two yards away from Saka and give him the ball' approach.
piece of shit globohomo dei nigger club
Poor Tzolis looks so lost defending. He doesn't know what to do.
>4 big chances missed already yeah >we ain’t scoring
fucking GRIM
>kai
>King Koward
FOR FUCK'S SAKE SHOOT YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNTSJUST FUCKING SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTFUCK YOUR CUTE LITTLE BACKHEELS JUST FUCKING SHOOT
>shitvertzthat was cowardly
>>157621156Martinez usually concedes those tbdesu
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>>157621266Apologise
KING KAI
>>157621301i apologise king
Gyokbros...
Dibu masterclass, lamo!
>>157621278Kek, you're not wrong. That is genuinely how you beat him 9 times out of 10.
>kai misses>you donkey>kai scores>yessssss kai
King Kai keeps coming in clutch
>>157621334The duality of /arse/man.
>>157621334yes, and?
Konsa looks scared
STOP THE FUCKING BACKHEELS MAN
Lowkey like having Heinze advising Arteta from the bench
they are not defending well huh
>>157621388but it's so cute teehee
Konsa is fucking shit, he's all over the shop.
konsa is a flop
Konsa looks aimless and lacks the urgency the other defenders have. He wanders off into weird positions. He seems like a good small game player that can initiate counters and play from the back. Really unconvincing defending from him so far.
Konsa looking like dogshit
>>157621404It looks sick when it works but Odegaard is the only one in the squad who could properly pull that off
>>157621388stop that and stop.. Tzolis. Watching with ABAs and they laugh when he touches the ball. Calafiori looks like he's babysitting him.
That first touch looked sick tbqh
Konsa le good
>clear deflection>goalkick
hello? yellow card?
>>157621464Gabi kicked Shartinez so don't feel too bad.
At least I can feel confident whenever Neto has the ball.
mls still waffles on the ball too long for my liking
>>157621484No yellow for the ice merchant according to PGMOL
>>157621417>1st 2 minutes of your debut>flopGrim
>stomp on smelly's heel from behind to stop a counter attack>no yellow
Kaibros… we literally never stop losing
Chelsea are shit, why helping them out?
>3 separate situations where >we should've had a corner>goalkick
these niggas all out of position lol
>>157621545ABA
>>157621545At least >we didn't buy a player from them this summer. Still time to do it in the winter window though.
>ben shite giving up possession twice in the span of 5 secondsget this fag out of my club already
would have preferred if Hincapie played today instead of Konsa
Konsa is fine so far but it would be stupid to put Saliba level expectations to himSaliba and Gabi are the atop 2 CBs in the world and he needs to be the 3rd to keep up with them
reminder that there is only one defender on the bench
YELLOW CARD FOR CHELSEA FOR AN ACTUAL FOULI REPEATYELLOW CARD FOR CHELSEA
>chelsea getting free kicks for nothing>arsenal not getting corners>cole palmer should've been on a yellow already
this Tzolis guy is a fucking coward. We'll demolish them when we play with 11.
These weak cunts need to stop hitting the floor after every fucking single touch. It works maybe once every 30 fucking times. I don't know why they keep doing it.
>>157621484no fracture - no foul
jesus fucking christ
>>157621635He is acting like a retard, not just an average CB.
Almost conceded that one...
trollpost
That all came from Odegaard being his usual shit self.
It's like these idiots WANT to lose to Chelsea tonight, lmao!
Subs NOW
Competitive game of footy this
>>157621744>
>>157621762Thanks swede
Wish we had a real 10 MAN and not that Sissy Nancy who falls on the ground every time.
>>157621762Eze bouta mog Tzolis if he comes in AGAINAlso if we score 100% Calafiori is coming out for Hincapie and we park the bus ad infinitum for the rest of the matchSo we sub out Havertz for Gyok and counter
>>157621762EzeGyokeresGuimaraes
>>157621798EGG
>>157621798cheeky merino cameo and header
>>157621798Let's give the greek little more time. He can make stuff happen with calafioriSub in the other two
You just know they are afraid when they cant stop kicking >our players.
Konsa is playing out of position though :^)
>>157621839nah they just know they'll get away with itwas pretty obvious in the villa game which way the refs are leaning
>>157621842yeah he's a right sided bench
>>157621762>Kepa Arrizabadaga>Hincrapié>Black Dwight McNeil>Gyoknunez>Madookie>Mikel Merinotamidfielder>Poobimendi>Poono Grimaraes>Max Divemong
>>157621868Nah it's Ben shite's position and shirt number
>>157621883bwahahahaaha balls
When's Vinicius Jr and Barcola coming on? Surely they're better than Tzolis
chelsea's defence gets worse as the game goes on so outside an early goal like in the first half arsenal will probably win
>Sizzling Hot Palmer
They're purposely trying to injure odegaard
>dødegaard
>>157621968Unfortunately >we get worse as the games goes on too on account of all the fucking blatant kicking.
OMG SAKA WHAT A GOAL
>>157621999Good.
ODEGOAT
tzolis redeemed
alivedegaard
SUCK ON THAT CHRIS KAVANAGH YOU FUCKING CUNTGØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD
We going to still sit and cry about Tzolis like a bunch of faggot losers who don't understand football?>he's a coward!>he's shitFaggots
Ok i am sorry Odemeister i kneel.
noice + apologise to Tzolis
Tzolis with another assist>>157622014It was odegaard that scored
BARE TZOL BRUH
Never doubted him btw
o captain my captain
very nice pass tooAlso the sky sports camera showed just before Ode calling for that play just before the goal kick
ODEGOD
Gyokbros if it wasn't over before it truly is over now
kai-sama, I kneel
Okay I like the meme backheels now
>ODEGAARD
The cute shit actually worked too. Says more about Lelsea than anything else though
Ok now we need to start defending and parky bus
The major key there was Tzolis didn't stand and stare at his FB like a low IQ bitch unlike drossard and fartinelli. He took him on and instantly made a choice to progress the ball instead of waiting for the defence to regroup. That is incredibly basic attacking behaviour that the previous LW's couldn't understand.
Okay, 3 more and MAYBE I can forgive the 1st half performance.
>>157622065
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A MOVEARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
>>157622082Request denied. We're going for a 3rd.
Whar a dummy that by Kai, made that cray eater Fofana drool.
fuuuuck, good build up though
>>157622046
>Odourguard almost fucked it upAt least Tzolis has an assist
probably need 2 more against these
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SAKA
getting too cocky bros
MENSA MENSA MENSA >>157622123That shit shot too, yet again, straight at the keeper
Konsa clattered that bitch
Now that's propah defending
The fucking speed at which Raya releases the ball is awe inspiring. Tzolis has to be careful not to get on the bad side of PGMOL though.
learn the rules tzolis
what a cross from Tsoliz
>PJEWMOL
>tzoshit
MORE OF THAT
That's not a corner either???
that's 3 corners robbed
Jover is starving PGMOLHe needs his setpiece bonus
>>1576222034
>>157622216never see this happen to any other club
Like, I don't think it even takes Raya a second to get the ball to the other half. It's incredible. Really wish the attacking players would learn a thing or two from him.
pls don't park the bus
>start winning >Give up immediately afterwards
Fucking mong Kavanagh
unbelievable
No fucking way man
Get the fucking finishers on la
This faggot fucking ref man.
>>157622247And of course, that's a clear fucking foul by Saka but not a foul ON Saka afterwards, apparently.
>>157622254put me in coach, I'm ready
teta is parking it
Is Bruno injure or something why Zubi
>Rice and Zubilord please have mercy
>Zubi onhopefully he got enough rest sitting on the bench through the World Cup to get back to form
>zubi and hincapie against this elite chelsea attackIDK folks
Told yaParky
>>157622268>corners are goal kicks>clean tackles are foulshard to win back possession in these circumstances
>>157622281He is. Got injured after the City game and I think after the Coventry game or the Villa game as well. Incredible fucking track record. He's still on the bench though.
>Handicapie and ZcoobieLmao total capitulation, what a fraud.
Wait is Zubimendi playing as a center back?
Zubi almost had one
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK JUST FUCKING PUT YOUR FUCKING LACES THROUGH IT PLEEEEEEEEEEASEI BEG YOUJUST FUCKING SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
If saka hit that to near post it was going in
Still mad Tuchel didn't sub Saka in vs this bum
The fuck is Jover cooking now?
How fucking unlucky can you be man
>set piece ag-ack
Deport Jover
>inches from another KAI goal
>>157622343At least we're burning our bad luck this early like the Liverpool game last season
>Offsidevertzplease god no
>kaiChelsea fouling Arsenal on every single corner btw
>5-0 in cornersLmao, Chelski are so shit.
havertz is running on fumesUNLEASH THE VIK
THIS FUCKING REFEREE MANWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HOLDING ON TO A FUCKING PLAYER FOR 10 SECONDS ISN'T A FUCKING FOUL
Making some dumb errors now.
>>157622357Oh, to be so optimistic. I wish, anon.>>157622372Had to ruin it didn't you?
ENTER: GYÖKERES
BIG DICK VIK
THERE HE IS
ive had it feed this ref to concentration camp dogs
enter gyokeres
Gyok is on so I don't expect any more goals.
Looks like that was one offside too many for Arteta's liking lmao
>Nonce-a masterclassSee >us concede from this (lmao!).
the masketta man
Is it true Gyokeres spent 1mill bucks on Sophie Rain's onlyfans?
Cubarsi tier sellingDas it man
>no card on jameshe's on three fouls though
>Tzoshit
Bring on Madookie.Sucka is concerning me
This referee is something else man
i feel a chelshit goal coming
Saka is done. Replacement needed
All Odegaard really needed was the World Cup
I've seen enough, we going 38-0-0
Ah, a classic Gyokeres "foul". >>157622479What is this, 2024?
hang the ref
the touch of a rapist
This is going to be the longest 20 mins
CHIMPOUT
Genuinely fucking surprised Kavanagh didn't give that as a foul and a yellow card for Rice tbqhwy
>keeps his card close to him when it's chelsea protestinghmm
>rodgers seethingKwab
Wait was that a valid chimp out from morgan?
Rogers chimping out lmao
>>157622520nvm
>Jokereslel
Gyokeres needs to work on his dribbling
mate what am I watching..
>pookekshitsi've seen enough send him back
>big touchfor you
Deary me
kek, he's shit
>>157622540Everyone here got what they were begging for. Don't switch up now
>>157622551Waiting for the inevitable equaliser, as per fucking usual.
I didnt even know Merino was playing lol
no idea why arteta prefers kai
>>157622559'fraid so. He's getting shipped off in January
>>157622564I'm afraid they put in the right man for the job..
>Dat guyOH GOD NO PLEASE GOD NOOOO
>welbeck in the 90'it's over.
>welbzawww shit
oh no not dat guy
Fuck Blade is out.
>DAT GUYpls no, not today
>WELBLECK
RAYA
DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA DAVID FUCKING RAYA >TzoshitDamn, the one time Gyokeres gets his touch right. Can't help but laugh
look at that touch tho>tzolis
gaya you beauty
wtf was that pass zollis
Arteta didn't feed Tzolis enough tzatziki.
>shitlisAlso RAYA
the worst front three I've seen in many years
rayagoat proving himself yet again
How does such an elite team have such shit players that can't even do the basics of football I really don't understand
Raya MVP holy fuck.
Poor Tzolis is absolutely wrecked
>>157622627imagine retaining the league with this rubbish lmaoseethe like never seen before
>our game dies when Havertz and Odegaard are subbed offBut if it was up to /espee/ Gyok would be our starter and Ode would have been sold ages ago
>>157622627The three stooges. Gyok of all people flicking Tzolis on...
>>157622646couldn't be meI always defend Odorguardhe protects us from stinking
>>157622646I've always believed in OdeGOAT tho
>tzoshit pass
love big goob
Gg
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK YOU CHRIS KAVANAGH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
early goal merchants bankrupted
3p
It's finally over...
So is the plan to start Eze on the left in the Champions League or do we plan to permacrock Tzolis?
THREE EASY POINTS
It's good that we're seeing how these close wins, but like last season it's not good for my heart.
Gyok's final touch was his best one
Champions btw
>>157622714buying a winger in Jan without question probably another striker too
Xabi exposed :)
FUCK YOU CHELSHIT
Plz share the same sentiment as me. That game was piss easy?? Bar from one chance from Estevao that was domination
Arteta lucked out tonight.
>>157622714it’s like you forgot how to be a kid. You play and wear out your new toy until you go back to old reliableonly in this case, there is no old reliable
>Scumderland away next league fixture That’s when I lost the plot last season.
Fuck off Chelsea.
>>157622725Don't you mean his first?
>le 3 finals in a rowi got reminded of last season
>>157622725He's a donkey. I want him gone in January. Arsenal are so shit at selling players they're going to get fleeced but I don't even care.
I hope the collective amnesia about Gyokeres that infected everyone this summer doesn't happen again when we try to replace him with Kroupi>but but he left his GF to play for the badge
>>157622743
>>157622748chelseabros, let's share our thoughts here.
Chelsea is free points
Who are we going to bitch about for the next week? I don't like Saka or Havertz but they were immense. The whole squad was magnificent. I think I'll bitch about Dowman. He's a cretin. I now hate Dowman.
in defense of gyökeres, after getting one or two touches wrong, he got it right
>>157622760We need to play Dowman for his complimentary broken leg. He won't be an arsenal player otherwise.
>>157622760and it turned out finethey're worse this season anyway
>>157622747He should have started at -3 for being part of such an embarrassing transfer window.
>>157622782>big chances 0>big chances missed 0Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........Anyway, ALL threats from Chelsea came off Arse errors and ALL errors came from Fagteta's selection (especially so with the fucking subs), simple as.
>Lelseathanks based King Kai but >we should have scored at least two more, that’s going to bite >us in the /arse/ sooner than later. Otherwise solid performance.
>>157622764nope the one where he got straight into his chest to end the game
>>157622819elaborate with specificshis starters won the game the subs made it nervy
>>157622800The ball very seldom stays close to him long enough to have a 2nd or 3rd touch, tho.
They got dominated back to fulham rentboy fc
1 more for fuck Emi kick him in the face 10 more times
Starting to take shape.
Havertz played out of his fucking mind today, he was in the zoneI love how the whole league has been schizo'd into making meme set pieces because of us, seeing Chelshit trying it against us and failing was pretty funnyAlso what was up with Chelshit's countering of our set pieces by putting 4 players super high and leaving their defenders on their own? Was Xabi trying to expose us? it kinda didn't work after the second time lol
>>157622627How we won so games with a front 3 of martinelli-gyokeres-madueke is a miracle.1 guy who can dribble but nothing else, 1 guy who can't do anything except on the break and a stiff striker who can never get on the end of a good pass.And yet Id still take gyokeres over that diva Alvarez.
>>157622779Hes gonna click.
>Arsenal (2.27) 2-1 (0.36) ChelseaDemolition job
>>157622878it's leftover rosenoir tactics
fulham 2 - 3 chelsea>we beat fulham we've won the league>that chelsea feel>champions elect la>look at rodgers what heart>we go again! xDchelsea 4 - 3 brighton>grinding out wins is the sign of champions>how many will be beat arsenal by laarsenal 2 - 1 chelsea>anti football, were still in the carling cup>defending is easysunderland is a fortress arsenal wont win there
it feels so good to have OdeGOD back THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME DOUBT HIM NEVER
Xabi's tactics are novel but you could tell that when he switched formations Arsenal could easily overcome them
>>157622851The goal conceded?The trollpost shot?vsThe Raya worldie?The starters conceded to THIS Chelsea side.The subs were meant (?) to keep the score (??).Fraudteta tries to play like last season in a whole new season.A win's a win, tho.
>>157622888>(0.36) ChelseaBest attack in the league they said
Saliba pls hurry back.
>>157622878It's so that we're forced to leave more defenders back to cover the attacking players. Monaco did it against us in the Champions League and it worked pretty well.
Off to Napoli on Wednesday and away to Sunderland SaturdayThen Ipswich away in the league cup and Brighton away for the last match before 3 weeks of international break.
carra looking so disappointed that nobody has even created a proper chance against us
>>157622933Saliba hurty back
>>157622916I knew there’d be some self-hating perma-cope like this…just enjoy the win bro
Big win, I thought we demolished them honestly, should have scored more.Also not sure if anybody mentioned it already but Rice picked up the armband when Ode went off, not Saka.
Arteta OUT bros whats the status?
Here's my thesis on why Arsenal won't win the league this year. It has little to do with individual performances in one-off matches. It's a more macro analysis that draws from robust features of the league and competition.Point #1: They don't score enough goals. Having a good defense is great but you need to score goals too. Take a look at the league winners in the Premier League era. What's one thing they have in common? The vast majority of winners also scored the most goals. There are several exceptions but they're explained by extenuating circumstances: COVID, Leicester City, etc. Arsenal didn't score the most goals last season. And they most likely won't this season, too. This tells me that Arsenal's league win last year was more of a statistical anomaly than a continuation of clear advantage.Point #2: You don't need to have an historic season to beat Arsenal to the title like you did in the Pep era. In the Pep era you basically needed 95-100 points to put yourself in a good chance to come away with the title. For Arsenal, you "only" need about 85-90 points. That is much more doable and opens the title to a larger field of competitors.Point #3: This is a weaker point but depending on the UCL draw and the fierceness of the league title race in spring Arsenal may find themselves were a low probably outcome like winning a knockout competition (that they've never won) has better odds of maintaining strong league performance.The good news is I don't seen Arsenal dropping off any time soon, with the leadership ladder they have in place now they should be in or around the title for at least a half-dozen more seasons and if you're in and around that end of the table, statistically you're likely to come away with the title 1 or 2 more times in that period. Which is good enough for me, really.
>>157622747>>157622994consult the chart
>>157622994artetaIN if we concede first and play football. aretaOUT when we play for 1-0 and chill
>>157623011>Here's my thesis on why Arsenal won't win theTldr and get fucked
Rayas save from estaveo was quality. Add it to the compilation.
>>157623016>>157623021IN until OUT. Noted gentlemen
>fans were chanting "you should've signed for a big club" to morgan rogerskek
>>157623034>in until outThe Hokey kokey
>>157623011Holy Reddit
>17 games since chelsea last beat us We've little bro'd them and didn't even realise
>>1576230241. Not enough goals2. Pep-era points not needed3. UCL
>>157623011All of this was true when we did win the league though
>>157622994I should prefer a more attacking manager, like, say, De Zerbi.
>>157622994hack fraud, got less teams promoted than russell martin and has won less wc medals than mustafi
>>157623011#1 scored 2nd most amount of goals last season. best GD#2 doesn't matter, as long as you have more than the others#3 that's why there's depth. could've won a treble last year, but kepa and shit pens by pooze and poobriel stopped it.
>>157623011The QUINTUPLE is still on, you fool.
>>157623069I know. But the way Arsenal are not normally reasons why teams win the league with confidence to repeat. Arsenal didn't win the way people normally win the league which tells me it's less likely to be repeated than other teams who have repeated before, or even won once before.If Arsenal scored 20 more goals and had 10 more points then I would say Arsenal's 2nd title is fairly secure.
the key this season is that havertz, ødegaard and saka are fit. they are the creative engine. but arsenal managed to win the league with most of them absent last season.hopefully, timber is back in a month and saliba by end of this year
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOOK HE'S CRYING.I have done NOTHING to deserve this much happiness. I thank you for sharing in it. Glad they lifted the posting restrictions, I missed this.
>Arteta on the Konsa challenge on Rogers: "A very English tackle. The crowd reacted immediately. I think you guys love that more than a goal sometimes."
>>157623052
I was mad as fuck but I'm happy for the early Rogers goal. It kicked >us into gear and gave Chelsea hope
>Martin Odegaard generated more than twice as much xG (0.74) as the entire Chelsea team (0.36).
>4 away fixtures in a row
>>157623260I'm glad we got Chelsea and Aston Villa out of the way before this period. This gane would have gone differently if we were completely gassed while Chelsea was playing once a week
>>157623237>filenamecheeky as usual
>>157623285sunderland and brighton away are tricky
Ezri Konsa's numbers vs Chelsea among Arsenal players on his full debut:◉ Most duels won (8)◉ Most clearances (6)◉ Most tackles (3)◉ Highest pass accuracy (95.4%)
>>157623401
The Rogers goal was shitThe ref was shitOdorshart is a monsterDeclan talking shit to rogers was a cherry on topGyok is not needed if Kai plays like this and learns the offsides rule
>delivers based
take that chelsea scum
>wanna join us in January bossman
>>157623401these are the efoggin estandards
>>157623213Watch football with your eyes.
Joao Pedro & Cole Palmer vs Arsenal:0 Goals/Assists0 Dribbles1 Key Pass4 Fouls2 Yellows>best attack in the league
>>157623643their title charge ended in gw3 lmao
>>157623011
I knew they'd be bad defensively but I really didn't expect them to offer basically nothing in attack. It really must be a nightmare playing against this team.
Tzolis x Odegaard developing nicely
we are wonderful
>>157623603Based
>>157623833Holy shit good find
>>157623783Think again. Not good enough.
is it true that the entire competition is rigged in favour of arsenal?
Yo so is Mosquera still crocked or is he going to be back soon? Fucking Ben White is going to get injured playing the next 5 games every 3 days.
>>157623911Haha time for Zubimendi at right back
>>157623911>>157623953Timber should be back any day now
>>157623962Jurien timber died 15 years ago…wake up
>>157623909Yes. It was I who signed Fofana all those years back. Marmoush to Tottenham? Isak to Liverpool? All me. /asp/ sends it regards.
Man of the Match: HavertzMustafi of the Match: MLS
>>157623962>hes serious
>>157623162Crazy work
>>157623998Honorable mentions: Odegaard and TzolisSo glad to see my boy Tzolis have such a great game after some people seemed to write him off after one tough half at Villa despite being nothing but great before that.
Agent bruno putting in the work already
>>157623507Actually based One of ours™
>>157623507Sideslammed him lmao
>>157624098We must not have watched the same watch.
>>157623962Nigga the Straight of Whoremoose will be open before Timber comes back.
>>157624179Yeah, not sure what you were watching if you don't think Tzolis had a very good game today.
>>157623643Palmer was lucky not to be sent off in the first half. Some real biased calls in Chelsea's favor all throughout that game.
>>157620078holy fuck that's based, what a shame I decided not to watch that game
>>157624239Fact.That nigga should've been on a yellow after he took out MLS legs
You now remember the chelsea rugby bag hypejob
>>157623899Good team Chelsea! Drew the first half!
Still want yildiz
Is it true that arteta was seen hugging and kissing the officials after the final whistle?
>>157624521>Is it true that arteta was seen hugging and kissing the officials after the final whistle?
Havertz has 32 G/A in 35.3 games (90's) as a STRIKER for Arsenal in the Premier League (non penalty). 0.91 per 90The HIGHEST rate among current PL strikers (Haaland 2nd 0.87).
>>157624505what's with your affinity towards permacrocked players?
>>157624116I wish. Estêvão is the actual brazillian talent, not monícius or endrick.
Idk lads I found that game easy.. they had 5 minutes at the start which scared the shit out of fans and the rest was clockwork
Let’s see if we can come out of the stadium of shite with a cheeky win next week, innit
>>157624565Haalands is .95
Do you think we'll extend Havertz and Odegaard's contracts in 2028?
>>157625548They're going to have 24/25 Salah-tier performances this season, Arsenal extends with big wages, then they'll fall off hard and we'll be stuck with two bricks for 5 years
>>157624565Defenders cant cope with his intelligence.
>>157625603>They're going to have 24/25 Salah-tier performances this season, Arsenal extends with big wages, then they'll fall off hard and we'll be stuck with two bricks for 5 yearsThe arsenal way
60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN
>>157625798>>157625635>>157624565based donkeyman
>>157624725Kid is simply electric. Can get open vs anybody and a threat to score or assist. But the formation means he can't play with their front 3 of palmer, rogers, and Pedro. I wonder if he'll just try to outlast xabi and wait for the next manager to go back to a 4231 or 433. Or he demands an out if xabi stays throughout the decade.
>>157625901he'll be distracted by some london bunda his game will fall off a cliff and then he'll be sold off for £100 million as is usual for young chelsea talent
When is City going to start dropping points?
>>1576260332 more weeks.
>>157624565So you're saying his best position is striker? Try him there for an extended period and see how it works out
>>157625798It wasn't just the brilliant goal. It was everything. Portuguese comentator on Dazn called him the invisible man, because chelsea defense just can't see him, and then when they do, it's too late.
Still mad about that Saka tackle which got wrongfully called a foul by the bullshit ref.Hate refs.
If Kai had a time machine, would he go back and miss that open goal vs City on purpose in the CL final? I feel like he would because he really fucking hates Chelsea.
>>157627039He hates Chelsea like a scorned lover. He's obsessed with Chelsea but they dont think about him at all
>>157627058He laughs at chelsea because they're easy to play against. Chelsea players and fans are obsessed with havertz because they know he'll score against them.
>>157625901Sceptacle, couldn't get Neto out of the team last year
>>157627096>Chelsea players and fans are obsessed with havertzWe genuinely dont care about him and were glad when we sold him for a profit and after he won us the champions league and didnt live up to his "potential". Literally zero hard feeling on our end. But he seems obsessed with us, turns into prime Maradona every time he plays us though.
>MOTDwhat faggotry is this.....
>>157627188Meanwhile in reality your fans were praying that havertz doesn't score again. The evidence is everywhere my guy. Just accept he lil bro'd you and you're envious of what he's become.
>>157627188He is to Chelsea what Drogba was to Arsenal.
When's the last time you apologized to Kai
157627188enjoy the (you)s
>>157627109Maresca didn't trust him, but really showed his quality when Rosenior started him more often until his injury. then when he came back the club prioritized the vets over him. He's gonna be available soon. Kayode at Brentford too is gonna be fetching top dollar
>>157623011tldr
>>157627638I've always been a Kai guy. I remember edging during that Bournemouth match and when they let him have the pen I came. From then on it's been nonstop flowing and I still haven't stopped. I'm hooked to permanent IV fluids and oxygen and they're harvesting my seed for the women's side at Chelsea
New fan and I have a retarded question. Can you get by on understanding tactics by just watching the matches and playing FIFA? I'm not gonna be able to watch tactical cams and shit but I want to know how much that matters for learning the intricacies of the game. Thanks
I bet her puss was mad wet when Calafiori scored the disallowed goal.
>>157629318>leave calamari to me
>>157629318Likely altered her cycle
>>157629318She should get some sleep.
>>157628562It will be better to watch youtube channels about tactics. Football Manager will teach you a lot more than FIFA, but dont start if you have very basic knowledge. It will be frustrating because 1/3 of the winning formula there is player motivation and that is not very well explained in the game and its not represented by simple numbers and you have to get a gut feeling for it.
>>157628562>>157631121if you want to ease in this guy is great for mehttps://www.youtube.com/@TheDeepLyingPlaymaker
I bet Morgan rogers woke up with the hump this morn
Kai really hates them lol. He plays with divine inspiration against Chelsea every time.
>Napoli away next they looked awful so far but it’s still an away game. Wonder if Arteta starts rotating early on now.
enjoy the moment, one day we will be shit again
enough is enough, GET ARTETA; BERTA, AND ALL THE PLAYES OUTTT!!!!
>>157631492Losing to Bournemouth and Man Utd at home, I thought well that was it for the title.
>>157631210>RotetaNever. He will play skelly, rice, cauliflower, Gabriel, saka, shitvertz all again until minute 73.Then do it all again on the weekend
>>157631590we really need to get rid of him, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH with this guyGET ARTETA OUT
GET HIM THE FUCK OUTGET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>157631598>>157631642Kek’d Have a great week arsefags
How do you stop this?
>>157631879Everyone is confused by the hard working Greek.
>>157631879
The shitvertz and odefraud purple patch will last until their next major injuries...enjoy while you can
>>157631999>ourguys will be good until theyre crockedSound logic there einstein, maybe work on that cold fusion a bit more, before ZE germans get here
>>157631879Pro tip: You actually defend
>>157627624>getting drogbaed by Kai HavertzLmao, lol even. How Chelsea have fallen
>>157631879>tfw matty cash mogs the epl
Oh my god i just realized why odegaard and konsa were laughing in the interview."Smart play he takes the attention of the defenders and when i come from behind"
Riccardo makes me nervous, if he wasnt based i wouldn't want him playing most of the minutes
>>157632282If you didn't know immediately then you're not a lad
>>157631879Tzolis looks a bit clunky at times but he gets the ball into the box and his passingis usuallygood. it really shows how poor martinelli was in the last two seasons
>>157632376What makes me nervous is MLS, he side passes and its just the extra man in midfield. Whenever in trouble he baits a foul instead of dribbling with the ball or making accurate passes. If the ref doesnt feel like blowing the whistle its a full blown counter to deal with. MAYBE he asked for start more with the threat to leave and Arteta agreed to play him more. MAYBE Arteta wants to play him in the first half of the league until he gets fatigued or injured and then will start playing fresh Merino in the business end of the season where his experience will help with nervy games.
Tzolis is the steal of the century how did nobody else go for him
>>157632620He doesn't have the athleticism, but he makes the correct decision 9 times out of 10 and does it quickly. If you put his brain in Madueke's body, you'd have a world class player.
>>157621093test
>>157632757Thank you for Tzolis i love him
I feel like out of all the rival fans, Chelsea really does hate us the most. Spurs don't even care much anymore because they're just trying to survive. But we're mentally breaking Chelsea fans every 6 months when we inevitably give them a beating; it's fucking glorious.
>>157632610:/
>>157632948Chelsea has not and never will defeat Arsenal with Kai Havertz. Their fans hear waka waka in their nightmares.
>>157632647Because he's not pacy Ngubu
>Edu has Nottingham Forest contract TERMINATEDkwab
>>157632962If you dont think about bumming as a fan of Arseanal, then i dunno what to tell ya
>>157621093Folks, as you all know last year was the last year I followed team sports cos it's retarded but I just wanted to say hello to you all, my old friends, good luck to you this season. ThaT cl finals was pure heartbreak we needed some magic
>>157633087>fleece city for a shitter>get terminated kwab still tony though
at least this dirty team wont get ref bonus in cl
>>157633187true, thank god Chelsea aren’t in any European cup.
How can Arteta get more out of Victor Gyokeres?
Soccer is so fucking garbage I bet you idiots followed the world cupLmfao Pathetic
>>157633334I bet a euro against Croatia on Portugal. Didn't watch any games, fuckin clown shit lmfaoYou're all idiots
sweet the croatian schizo has found arse
>>157633356Fool, I was a staple last year. I brought the jihad chants, the advanced statistics, and called gyorkeres being top 5 in scoring when all of you were having a melty early in the seasonYou were probably too drunk to remember any of this.I've been an arsenal fan since 2001, but now I don't follow team sports cos I am an adult and not a fucking retard
>>157633334>soccerare you a new croatian (indian or israeli)
Do not reply to the schizo Croat flag.
/^Israel$//^Philippines$//^France$//^Indonesia$//^Malaysia$//^Canada$//^Morocco$//^New Zealand$//^Germany$//^Croatia$/
>>157633199do arsenal fans actual think the ref wasnt biased yesterday? martinez kick, rice foul etc
>>157633087*sad barbecue sounds*
>>157633430Mistakes were both ways but arsenal derangement syndrome is hitting the masses like crack cocaine
>>157633430You mean when the ref gave chelsea every foul when arsenal won the ball fair and square? Ref was totally on chelseas side and they still lost.
Rivals still coping
>>157633430The Martinez is kick is being overblown. It was certainly not a red, nor a yellow even. It was just one of those footballing incidents. If you start giving reds for that then the game will be well and truly gone.
Anyone else think its lame they gave up on gyokeres so fast?
Maybe Chelsea should stop playing an unlikeable cunt in goal to avoid having opposing players try to crush his skull.
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>>157633572Yeah rival fans are clowns
>>157633430Palmer should have been sent off in the first half. Every moment MLS breathed too close to another player Chelsea were given a free kick. 3-4 obvious corners that the ref gave goalkicks to Chelsea.>>157633524Haven't seen a single former player or manager say a word about the Martinez kick. Only people that take issue with it are Chelsea fans and deranged ABAs.
>>157633531I did but then he got on and on the first counter he shits himself instantly and off shoots the ball by about 5 metres infront of him for no reason at all.My guy needs a serious head wobble
>>157633572The true clowns are the fans coming up with excuses for why they lost.Maybe Gabriel should've gotten red, maybe not, but ultimately it didn't affect a single play, the ball didn't go in regardless. The obsession with it is a tacit admission that Chelsea needed a miracle red card and couldn't breakthrough without it. Chelsea was outplayed simple as.
157633572>posting selfieswrong place brother
>>157633572That's you!
>Kai Hazertz's goal for Arsenal against Chelsea yesterday is the only Premier League goal scored so far in 2026-27 to have involved a passing move including all 11 players on a team.
>>157633781Wenger would be proud.
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>>157633871deserves a sinecure for the rebuildhe should go work for an emirati
Based konsa dashing rogers to the floor like a little bitch, within the confines of the law.
what a signing this bruno g fella has been huh guys?>>157631879you simply double team him like they used to do to trossard and still do to Pookaka. the calafiori runs make it a little hard to get 2 men over there, but teams will definitely make sure to double him more often
>>157633403It is honestly fucking incredible just how many schizos waft through here. I know probably half of these are just VPNs but still.
>>157634312the flip poster is genuinely the worst poster in years besides the trip fags that float in and out
>>157634423I did like just how shameless he was last season desu. The constant "This is why City are the best, this is why they'll win, this is why they're the goat, THE GOAT". I thought it was fucking hilarious.
>>157634498even after wins he would cry and shit his diaper and talk about losing the leaguei tried to engage with him whenever possible
>>157634515Even as a doomer myself I found his posts to be just so nonsensical that it became funny. Even when City were shitting the bed, he'd be bigging them up. But the normal posts seem to be really normal so that's good I suppose.
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