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I'm a dodgers gal but I think PCA has it wrapped up. Also I wish we would stop cheating and doing illegal stuff
Luis Campusano single-handedly gaped the yankees this seires
Tampa loses, AL East remains wide open.
jizz chimpsom jr kekstankees kek
doyers
Reminder for you ringlets>>157626932You’re trans and have no rings
Frustrated isn't the goddamn word for it! This is bullshit! You screwed me! Everybody screwed me! And nobody does a goddamn thing about it. Nobody in the league cares, nobody in the locker room cares. So much goddamn injustice around here! I've had it up to here!Everybody knows it! I know it! Everybody knows it. I should be the World Series champion! Everybody just keeps turning a blind eye. You keep turning a blind eye to it. I got that Poodrepaco, he turns a blind eye to it. Everybody in that goddamn locker room knows that I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be! If you don't like it - tough shit!
>>157626932
FAGGOTkees kek
Why do all the Yankees rings look so dusty?
>philthiesKEK
>>157626942Who cares?
>>157626951>unknown >washed>unknownA combined 0 meaningful playoff wins
>>157626952Their last ring? 2009. Let that sink in.
>>157626942KEK SEETH YA PUSSY BITCH
berds
>Still no Sohgay Ohtranny>Munchy DH>Batting Practice Wrobleski (as the kids call him) starting
God is a woman
>stinkees namefag seething without his namekek
>>157626972kek what a dogshit roster
>>157626958enjoy ya world series loss lmao kek
>>157626972doggiedoos punting to avoid the cap and so people stop investigating their owners
>>157626972The power of insurance fraud has this listed as a guaranteed win.
This was the yankees world series and we got smoked...
>>157626975See the lose number grow everytime that retard posts brings me joy
>>157626972What did the doyers and philthies spend all of that money on
>>157626972its a 20 win team
>>157626986>losenu?
If I were the general manager of the Yankees, the team would have a couple of players who could steal a base against that stupid Padre catcher, much like how those other NL West teams always steal bases against San Diego with ease.
a slight typo doesn't change anything
The Boston Red Sox have been supplying peptides, hacking pitchcoms, and recording in the bullpen. We really don’t hate them enough.
Cole is dealing
>lossing to the poodres
ANYONE SEEN OHTANI?
Rays have to face the demon-ass Braves this week and we get the garbage ass Rockies
>>157627027I'm an investigator for the FBI, so yeah, I've been seeing a lot of him.
Once this lockout is over, an the Yankees are under new ownership because Major League Baseball fold, forcing liquidation of every franchise form their current ownership, they will beat your asses and make you crying begging for mercy in the new top level professional baseball league.
>>157627030Rockies will put more effort into beating the Yankees then they ever do against the Dodgers, just like the Padres did this weekend.
Twirling in the abyss, without any frame of reference. No meaningful perspective in any direction.
I hate losing more than I ever enjoy winning.
>>157627062yeah we know, this is /mlb/
>>157627088thoughts on Medvedev being the new face of the Reds?
I do not love Payton Tolle. I see through his act. There's a darkness deep inside him. Beware.
Uh oh Stinkees....
>>157627104Not Winky but I like the poetry of Russian guy being a fan of the Reds.
>>157627104one day sal is going to present him with a medvedev jersey at the cincinnati open after winning wsmvp
Now I gotta wait until Tuesday for the Yankees to get a win so I can give you all shit for making fun of me all this time.
>>157627124he knows his ball too, theres a good video of him being quizzed on the players stats and he was pretty much right on all of themtheres a joy in his eyes when hes asked baseball questions
>>157627057We should be able to gain ground over this stretch (COL, NYM, MIN, ARI) before the 4 game set vs the Rays.
>>157627133It’s ok, I’ll terrorize the people here.
>>157627154The Mets always play above their weight when facing the Yankees. It would be nice if the Mets played like the >mest against the Yankees.
so ded genny until first pitch again?
>>157627223im watching the twinsthey need to win
>>157627181They split the season series almost every year. It’s the Yankees turn to take 2/3 this time
>>157627223we're waiting for the Dodgers game to start
The Padres won that series btw.
>>157627347I refuse to believe she isnt selling ass online somewhere
>>157627347i look like this and post here
Certified central slurper
The old twin dome was kino
>t___s
Your AL ROTY
Urk...
kek chicano cubes
>blunderfunk
In canine psychology, the "top" of the bed is often viewed as the leader's territory. Some dogs instinctively give you space by staying at the bottom
>calipacos cucked into shilling for barvejamals out of seethe towards phillytimmieskek
>>157627493This boomer is 26
>>157626918haha
>>157627548You need to stop using the internet for a couple of years.
exposed and seething, kek
>>157627548kek so true and funny because this is exactly what happened
>>157627548kek so true>>157627585kek so true
>>157626918jizz chimpem
>>157627548kek they do be doing thatright after they dared use racial slurs to insult black people in football and basketball
headed to dollar tree what do you guys need
the retard Perdomo saw the ball the whole way and jumped into it
Alright guys I've been cooking this one up for a while and I think it's ready for the big time, let me know what you thinkPleaseCuminmyAss
RETARDED ITALIAN DID SOMETHING
>>157627617like why, was this necessary?
>>157627761one of those mini pringles cans of sour cream onion
>>157627761I want a tree
>>157627792I rec volume spamming so it grows on me
>2025 first half DBacks>Gone but never forgotten
>>157627761what are you getting? I usually go for candy/snacks.
>cubs get raped>autistic schizowogs disappear until the dodgers playkekaroo
fucken twins
>>157627890are the autistic schizowogs in the room with you
>>157627761Pick up one of the acorns I wanna grow my own dollar tree
>pick me aussie picked a leadhead team>picked fucking minnesota
My wife just got another Amazon package how is this shit possibleAt least there’s like a 40% chance of return
what is a schizowog?
>>157627935crisp newfag
>>157627933>american sport of autistic peoplecheck>american sport full of hispanicscheck
gaw...guh...
don't google wog you'll get your google account banned senors
My girlfriend just caught me browsing here. She believes this site is full of a bunch of racist hackers. How do I convince her /mlb/ is different?
>Nick Pivetta is starting for the Padres tomorrowthis will either be very good or very very very bad
>>157627989just ask her to demonstrate our hacking prowess. we couldn't possibly do that
>>157627989explain to her the internet has changed in the past 20 years
You guys wanna hear a dirty joke>Philthydelphia philthies
>>157627989Post her feet and I'll tell you
>>157627989I fucked her
>>157628041>philthiesK E K
>>157628039/cfb/ is pro-flock, why aren't we /mlb/pacohombres?
>>157627989Does she know you post as a cubs girl here?
>>157628041ew gross
Hi everyone. I just caught my boyfriend browsing this website. Give me one good reason I shouldn't dump him and move out immediately.
I’m dying of thirst. Is this the power of alcohol?
>Mets are putrid dogshit this year>still have more 9th inning comebacks (2?) than they did last year (0)why is this?
>>157628092dump him, then send me your snap
>>157628041kek
>>157628092You will never be a woman
>>157628060mlb is pro flock. We live in a low trust society now and the surveillance state will expand until we go back to high trust.
>>157628041lmao
it's over, my dingers...
>>157628060/mlb/ loves data centers and flock cameras
/mlb/ lives in regions where shoplifting up to 10k is not a real crime
>>157628092I swear we aren't racist. Some posters just on here think that the Yankees start a literal monkey at 2B. To be fair, it's pretty easy to make this mistake
>>157628060>giving a fuck about southerners>at all>ever>for any reasonyeah nah kill yourself bud
>>157628164>knows he can't compete in whiteoffs between yankees and dixiesyou haven't even been in this country 15 years have you doyerpaco
>>157627761Canned meat pls
>Buseykino on MLBNWe're blessed
>>157628095it's kind of strange behavior to drink anything without the intention of quenching thirst
>>157628142Do we no longer have the hot hand?
>>157628157I think he posted this. >>157627617
>>157628243Yea that's a picture of Jazz... actually upon closer inspection that may be a monkey
I feel like less than 10% of regular posters in this general are genuinely racist and none of the ones who are reveal it publicly.
>>157628221Got a cubano to wake up a bit. I want some beer for the Doyer game
Name a more pleasant experience
guys, i gotta be honest, i stopped giving the cubs a chance a long time ago...
>>157628309getting laid
>>157628325Sex is OK. It’s definitely not everything like I used to believe. Have you ever gone through sex for so long that the friction of going back and forth hurts?
very high chance the brewers clinch a wild card spot during this upcoming series against the cubbies
sex havers. you have three seconds.
>>157628274I'm part of that 10%. I hate the Irish so goddamn much
I haven't had sex in 4 years and at this point I don't even think I could get hard for a real woman
>>157628274I do it because it's funny and it pisses off the other 10% who get genuinely uncomfortable when they see racism or mean words
>>157628360Life hack: A blowjob is better than pussy.
>>157628274my personal philosophy is that everyone deserves to be treated like an individual. but that doesnt stop me from unironically ironically chimp posting anyway
>>157628274most of the regulars here wish they could be genuinely racist but they lack the ethnic and cultural credentials to be so
>>157628388>mean wordsYou’ve never had the balls to type anything remotely offensive.
>>157628374yeah if youre going to you really need to quit porn/masturbation for like 2 weeks to start to get your real libido back
>blowies better than sexthings dicklets say
>>157628401I used to, then I got successive day/week long bans. That's what I get for taking like 4 years off this site and it changing while I was gone.
>>157628338bad sex sucks which seldom ever gets brought up. my last time was with a former coworker, and I don't know what she was thinking but she was extremely tight and it wasn't enjoyable at all and it was even painful at times. I didn't bring it up, but we never got together again.
>>157628430Good goy
Do you think any of these teams will hit 100 losses, also the Angels have gone 10 years without a winning season
Grichuk got buck broken by Yankee veterans like Stanton which mindraped him into batting .150 before they DFA’d him. Conforto’s carbon copy.
The D (uniqlo field) looks strange in the rain/cloud cover
the yankee mystique is dead
Grok leaked tonight's script
If we're smoking and you pull out dispensary weed, the session's finished. I'm getting up and leaving immediately.
>>157628454>mets and royals already have 65 and 64 wins, respectivelyYou need arithmeticspie
>>157628492how did Bobby Miller look?
>>157628496why
>>157628484they had a good run
>>157628496can't remember the last time I shared a joint with more than one other person or someone I hadn't smoked with before
>>157628274I've never posted the n word on here because i don't condone it.
>>157628392Things virgins say
>>157628496DUDE
>>157628511Guarantee it ain’t what they say or 100% what they say it is.
>>157628496This. It's so easy to grow your own and it's better cheaper and better variety
anglels
>>157628553homegrown will always be better dispensaries tend to extract all the oils and kief off their buds to sell it separately even the top shelf is usually tumble dried
>>157628533I haven't either. I've said it 3 times in my life in the heat of the moment. 2 times for getting cut off in traffic and the other time when I looked in a mirror once I got home after a shitty haircut.
>>157628546Weed for weed nation.
>>157628515I'm sure they will be back soon. They mystique, not the championship though
I haven't had weed of any sort in over 4 years... I used to live in a town where a dispensary opened up and every time I walked past it, the most dysgenic freaks were coming in or out. at that moment I decided to become a booze and pussy hound.
JESUS CHRIST MLBROSHAD TO GO TO A WEDDINGHOME A DAY LATER RIGHT NOWFUCK TRAVELCATS ARE TRIPPIN'BUT WE HOME & STREAMINFUCK THIS GAY EARTH
can only vapeif I start coughing I'll get five times higher than I wanted to and get locked in for a few hours of the mental torture chamber and I'm too old for that now
>>157628274ive never experienced an african american
>>157628580kek
>>157628607Cannabis vapes have a different tolerance and feel than flower. I smoked daily and when I would try a cart it fucked me up every time.
>>157628612what about abos? I've seen a lot of unflattering videos of how they can be.
Yankees will sweep and dominate Colorado.
tloses
>>157628631they just get drunk and mouthy
>>157628607this is why I’ve stopped it altogether, got too into my own thoughts which never used to happen when I was a lad
I’m going to be homeless in a few days due to my landlord terminating my lease for literally no reason. She’s a mega trump fan and she told me in writing that she doesn’t like to rent to people like me (of my class). Where can I go that I can still watch baseball and shitpost?
>>157628691a hotel with a bar
>>157628691blogposting is only qino if its real m8
>>157628706I can’t do that since I have to physically move all of my stuff into a new place.
>>157628691make sure to unscrew a few wall outlets and stuff some raw meat behind the drywall before putting the plates back on.
>>157628496>yeah bro, I only smoke my own stuff. its gas tho
>>157628729I ordered termite queens from a sketchy website and hopefully they will arrive before I go.
>>157628738If you prefer chemical on your bud, just let it be known ahead of time.
>>157628691I fucked her
Blessed Pope SoxWelcome back again Teel. Please stay this time
>>157628759She’s a miserable old woman, I doubt she has sex unless it’s marital rape from an old geezer.
had the local pedophile bless a 1$ bill and i put it on the soxdeus vult!
>>157628758you now remember synthetic weed
Is this achievable natty or is it just another example of the Red Sox supplying peptides to their pitchers? Side effects of using performance enhancing drugs are being sidelined by random injuries. Interesting note: after finishing second in Cy Young voting, Crochet has missed the entire season with a mysterious and sudden injury which manifested itself in a 10-run horror show against the Twins this season..
ohtani is over the hill
>>157628691You're poor and likely a troon
>>157628738I wonder if I may have come across a batch of some of that Colombian gold or orange back in the day. One of my usuals sold me some stuff that looked like that-dry and shitty. He warned me ahead of time it looked like shit, but that it was really good. We shared a bowl together and he was right. It was some of the best weed I ever smoked and never saw anything similar to it again.
>>157628823File:
>>157628837most troons are insanely rich
>>157628843in what?
>>157628835but is yams still on the hill?
>>157628851their fandom of the CubsAmong full-time, full-year employees aged 25–64, unadjusted average annual earnings were:Cisgender men: ~$81,900Transgender men: ~$68,900Cisgender women: ~$67,800Non-binary people: ~$66,000Transgender women: ~$64,300
>>157628837I pay my rent on time. Literally never missed a payment and never damaged the apartment.
>>157628851In suicide
>>157628851friends and money since they're usually into coding/programming and live in california. they're typically in DINK relationships or at the very least living with 3 or 4 room mates. they constantly can afford to buy frivolous shit like funko pop or retro games. as a father of 4, I'm quite jealous at times
>>157628884sorry you're dealing with that, bruv
>>157628884I don't think it is legal to kick a tenant out for no reason especially when you have a lease.
>>157628884>rentreal adults have mortgages
>>157628911>DINK relationshipsdo I wanna know?
>>157628926double income no kids
>>157628926dual income no kids. I don't think trannies have actual health relationships but DINKs usually use a cat or dog as a child replacement
>>157628918I’ve notified my lawyer it’s just easier for me to leave than deal with a geriatric boomer who thinks she’s running a serfdom or some shit.
>>157628926dual income; no kids
>>157628823yawn
>>157628939so if you have money and can pay your rent you should be able to find another place
meanwhile pacos living in DKNI relationships
daily reminder that doyers and stankees lossing only happens because "other teams are cheating"; ironically while they are cheating
>>157628944Yeah, moving forward I’m going to notify her that I need at minimum 30 days to find a new spot and she legally can’t do anything about it.
>>157628945>just got furloughedquad kid, no income :(they gave me $250k severance package, but man having so much free time and nobody hiring it's not great
>>157628939grimthat sucks bro, hope you find a new place soonshouldn’t let her get away with being a cunt if possible though
>>157628960fast-food joints are always hiring
he literally hasnt done anything since joining the dodgers. what is his signature moment? nothing comes to mind besides him striking out trout to win the wbc.
>>157628969you jest but I have seriously considered Buc-ees. masters degree in mathematics and making $300k at a gas station
>>157628971>ignoring his 3 MVPs, 2 world series, multiple hololivesnot even mentioning that we have a national holiday for him
>>157628971I know you're joking but 50/50 game, 3 run HR vs the poodres in the NLDS, 3HR/6 shutty vs the Jewers in the NLCS are the things that came to mind immediately. I'm sure there's more.
>>157628965I have to really weigh my options. I don’t think it’ll be worth the legal trouble, life has a way of getting back at these sorts of peoples. I’ll leave it in god’s hands.
>>157628955I mean the law is the law you can't just kick people out for no reason at some random moment, even in deep red states. it's basic contract law. you can tell her to fuck off and she can't do shit about it.
>>157628973>math>$300k
>>157628986that's a lot of money spent for just 3 highlights
>>157628973>you a college boy, or something?gl, man. I can't imagine the kind of anxiety you must be dealing with in the back of your mind.
>>157628986>3 run HR vs the poodres in the NLDSsince you think this is an iconic moment i'm sure you can tell me when that happened. in what game and what inning
The Reds have a player named One BurritoThat's pretty funny
>oral her scheissergladly
>>157628993old as fuck, I remember this on /sci/ back when I was in school in like 2012
>>157628989raw meat behind the wall plates, bro. particularly in the kitchen. underneath insulation in choice locations of the attic also. don't know how serious you are but I wish I could help you do that kind of stuff.
Elly had an opposite field line drive double that was 116.6 off the bat. He's been destroying baseballs lately.
>>157629030Lol, I’m not doing that. It’s petty. I’d rather move on. Old bitch is knocking on like 60, she’s gonna die anyway.
It's too humid and hot to make fun of Yankees fans, so I'll drop my tip of my fedora to them. *tips fedora*
>>157629039Fuckin scrub should've homered from both sides of the plate today
>discover rotting meat behind the walls>sue previous occupant for creating a biohazard and property destruction
>>157629013Nats rake and we're going to get smoked tonight. Wrobo/Miller sounds like a recipe for disaster.
>Ohtani's iconic game 1 2nd inning homer is the stuff of legends!kek
>>157629013heh
>>157629074mogs Trout's entire career already
>>157629068The air is going to be super heavy so maybe some of the Wrobombs will be warning track power
Judge mogs
Judge and Shohei have been playing for roughly the same amount of time and Judge is atop the list of most intentional walks in high leverage situations.
>>157629045yea but the point is that if you signed a lease you have contract rights. at the very least you can tell her you will move out when your lease is up. she can't just dump you out on he street. don't be a faggot. stand up for yourself.
>>157629045Hateful old crone like that probably has 30 more years
stuff of legends
I’ve never had sex and been married more than a year. I’m too nervous at this point to bring it up
>>157629226bring back knuckleballers
>>157629226he's going to destroy his shoulder worse than dude-weed man
>>157629232Not on the wedding night?
>>157629065something like that isn't actually provable without a confession or video evidence
ITFDB
james wood looks like waka flocka
>>157629250No but we weren’t expecting it too much then since we were too tired and just wanted to sleep
>>157629163>>157629206She’s super fucking odd, I asked her if I could change the pin on the door’s lockpad and she said no because she might have to bring me groceries. I changed it anyways by looking up the programming instructions.
wrobleski is dealing
>>157629232>Under Catholic canon law and certain other religious traditions, a marriage is viewed as fully actualized only through sexual. Inability or refusal to consummate the marriage is grounds for an annulment, and seen as a slight against God in some sects.youre not married
>>157629276both he and Abrams should still be Padres right now
>>157629295We’re not Catholic or even religious
>>157629295which countries laws are governed by Catholic canon?
>>157629232I fucked her
>>157629315doesnt matter, marriage is Catholicso you're not married
I like Abrams, his frame is very nice, him and Elly can leap up like Leopards to prevent balls hit over them.
>>157629326If marriage is only Catholic we aren’t married anyway. Ceremony wasn’t even in Latin and there wasn’t a priest to diddle kids there
>no Ohtanialright i'm going to bed
NCDP
>>157629295God isn’t real. Why are we using ancient Hebrew myths as a basis for the definition of marriage.
>>157629347yes like I said, youre not married
>>157629347cringe post all the way around
>>157629353Dave said he's feeling better and maybe he'll start tomorrOhtani
shut up faggots, baseball is on
>>157629356what else are we going to use?
>>157629356>>157629362
>>157629371I prefer ancient Mesopotamian mythology (the original).
How did people watch the Dodgers before Ohtani?
Nice pitch
>>157629404looked forward to players like Kyle Tucker
>>157629404They have -7 rings from that era where they lost 7 straight NLCS.So I estimate they’re still down to about -5 or -4 rings.
>>157629404Dookie butts was good back then
>>157629404Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier were fun
>>157629404it's always been a way of life. we've finally reached the good 'ole days.
The White Sox' home run song they play at their home stadium is literally Strokin' by Clarence Carter.
how do you figuratively play a song?
>>157629479Not this month!
>>157629404been watching them since Oct 2024, nobody loves them as much as me!
reminder that Yordan was leading all AL categories and has sense gone 5 for 40 with 2 home runs and 1 RBI
>>157629505They played it three times today. The White Sox are the enemy of "stop strokin September".
>>157629527>2 home runs and 1 RBIIs this even possible
>>157629527He got cold feet when he heard Daddy was getting activated off the IL.
>>157629561kek
so weird seeing Teo consistently having great at bats for this long
I be feeling like a FAG when I walk through
>>157629479Utterly based
Charlie Kirk died thinking PCA was a .600 ops player
bums
>>157629273>I'm The Fucking Dumbest BitchYeah, we know
>>157629404Mostly Kershaw
KING KEK
>>157629711I watched the video a handful of times earlier today
>>157629404they've always been fun
>>157629731>>157629711doyerpacos everyone
>>157629722Not in the playoffs.
Chapman is a HoF and nobody can say otherwise
>>157629722>multiple entries
>>157629711Did he die this year? I genuinely cannot remember when that happened. I think my brain is getting stupider.
>>157629739
>>157629756it'll be a year since he got shot in 4 days
>>157629527He’s playing a career high games, he almost always misses 1-2 months.
>norwegian wood on the organkino
>Kyle Teel
wrobros... are we back?
>>157629766wild, I would've guessed about 2 years. so much shit happens so fast on the internet that time feels longer for me on it while feeling shorter off of it.
>>157629755>>157629744HOLY FUCK THAT IS AN ANCIENT MEMEHow old ARE you grandpas? You ain't even uncs you are gramps!
>>157629766cringe
>>157629802It’s apart of Dodger history, forever. The reason they were so good yet so bad at the same time.
>>157629815was meant for >>157629802but who am I kidding, it's the same poster
that funky muncy
>no ohtani>doggiedoos start struggling to beat shit teamsand people say he isn't the MVP
>>157629830>>157629827>>157629815
>>157629756instagram reels tells me he's still alive and well
id play subway surfers on the dugout ipad
>>157629846they are 3-0 the last 3 games...
>replying to yourselfNCDP
mariners had charlie kirk assassinated
>>157629853but they BARELY won, so that's struggling
>>157629802hownew.ru
that will do, mookie
>>157629846They were struggling to beat shit teams WITH him too, they're noticeably better right now with Edman leading off.
doggiedoos on the board
>>157629846they're 7-2 this year without 0-4tani
>>157629802zoomers could never
freddie plz
>>157629899>2001for real you must be like in your late 40s if you remember this
>>157629404Regular season success followed by playoff disappointment every year. No one would learn their lesson and would instead hype themselves up every year, pretending that THIS is the year Kershaw wouldn't melt down or the offense as a whole wouldn't just disappear.
If you have nothing to hide, why would it bother you?
>>1576299391990s braves
>>157629939Wait so previous generation Dodgers is basically current day Brewers?
>>157629937I'm 65, what's your point?
notice doyer fans don't count 2020 anymore
GO NADS!
it's over
>>157629960we won the chip in 2020. the Angels didn't.
>>15762996030 HOMERS FOR CJ ABRAMS
>>157629970KEK no
>>157629970Regular season success followed by playoff disappointment every year.
>>157629970The tortilla chip?
>replying to danefagoof madone
>>157629985Explain
>>157629980>>157629985>>157629989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daIUJQMJKogwatch at your leasure
>>157626918You guys think the Padres can make a deep push this year?
>it's wrobover
more teo outfielding qino lol
doggiedoos kek
yeah, Orel. no need to hype this shitter up. he was walking a tightrope from the jump and caught the good luck.
>>157630002Regular season success followed by playoff disappointment every year.
>>157629953So what you're saying is.....
>>157629956Did you ever see Babe Ruth hit a homer?
fuck the stinky dodgers they can't score runs kekaroooo
The Dodgers have 1 good pitcher 1. Sasaki
>>157630030early Guggenheim Dodgers>current Brewers>pre-Guggenheim Dodgers
>>157630010They might not even make the playoffs, anon.
>muh wrobeleski
Doyercacas kek
Lauer is better than Wrobo
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/08/how-to-acquire-players-after-mlb-trade-deadline-3.html
>>157630029Literally Milwaukee right now.
The Dodgers can’t actually develop pitchers. They just buy pitchers at their prime levels. Roki is a bust, Wrobo is a bust, Lauer is a bust.
1,222–783 (.609 winning percentage) reg season since 2013it's been a fun run
where's the we still got it poster
>yfw Wrobleski is now the white Sasaki
Nasim is safe by a mile
>>157630101should continue for a while still. we're truly the luckiest fanbase in the sports world.
>>157630094What team can actually develop starters? Seems like everyone kind of fails at it.
>>157630094the key for the doyers is to not promote prospectskeep them in the minors because then they're the biggest prospects known to man according to mlb pipelinebest farm system in the league etc
>>157630133Their farm system is slightly overvalued by a few key players. Milwaukee, Boston, Baltimore, Tampa, and New York rank much higher in terms of actual dollar value.
>>157630128Most of your fans are either niggas from flyover states who specifically chose the dodgers or retarded transplants who decided to “get into baseball” (ie watch the last few innings of a one or two games a week) when they moved to LA and realized how much better the dodgers were than their hometown team. Also 10 billionaire owners. Luck had nothing to do with it, transplant.
>>157630132The Yankees and Brewers
>Reds get first home series win over Brewers since 2022jfc... winky explain this
>>157630155What can be done about this
>>157630110>nowhis underlying numbers always showed he be shit and his "all star campaign" was entirely a fluke.
>>157630154you just described every team in every sport in a championship window. play at OG all you want to, you have nothing interesting or original to say. you may as well just parrot the newfag posters.
>Will the angels ever be competitive?
>>157630187I used to think money could legit buy a playoff spot but it took real insight to have playoff success but then the mets happened. I still think the Angels can buy a playoff spot though.
>>157630155cum shitter kek
>>157630186Nope. Some teams do experience large bandwagons but most cities do not have to deal with retarded transplants like LA does. Also, how does being a newfag dampen originality?
>>157630164You need a visionary GM like Cashman who puts in the effort to develop a top pitching lab
>>157630196Uhm, the makers have been getting worse with the more money they spent in recent years. Also, Arte isn’t going to put up the money to buy a playoff spot.>>157630187
gn
>>157630215>youI’m not a fan of either of those teams. I meant what can be done to stop the Yankees and Brewers from developing pitchers.
>>157630215I know you’re trolling but they have some genuinely impressive arms that are totally home grown and developed, especially in the bullpen.
doyerhectors KEK
>>157630221>Arte
>>157630235you just have to spend more money than them and hope the league doesn't get a cap
>>157630201just deleted my original response since it was a little too mean. just enjoy the show, bro.
>>157630252Wait, did he sell the team? Wtf?
>>157630245>i know you're trolling but i agree
>>157630267Toronto’s payroll will takeover as the highest in the American League assuming the Yankees don’t make a free agent splash.
All top 5 payroll clubs are trash - what went wrong?
>>157630268You can’t delete replies on this board, anon.
>>157630291Money can't buy smartness
>>157630292before you post them, you can
>>157630284>>157630278oh I'm retarded, it was to Kroenke
>>157630291Cohens put all his chips in only to realize he would rather spend like Cashman and Steinbrenner (few and far between, value trades, fair market value)
>>157630252Just checked and, oh fuck, it’s going to kroenke. That might make things worse for them.
>>157630302Thanks anon
>>157630267It’s over for the poverty franchises
look at that fat fuck run!
munchy can fly
eggman :)
look at dat fat boy speed
i love tommy E we at the weed shop
>>157630339Alejandro kirk?
>>157630320I hate myself for being a dick here, but my impulse control fails me more than I'd like
>>157630339>>157630347he's not fat he's thicc
The Poo England Gapetriots
>>157630363Don’t hate yourself, impulses don’t define who you are
They let some Cancer ward kids draw the player portraits. That's kind of neat.
big willy
GO GO GO
>>157630387I can draw better than that and I don’t even have cancer!
freddie :)
>>157630387
>>157630387do they have this year's drawings posted somewhere?
>>157630387a regular Modigliani
>>157630387long neck is long
GOGOGO
>>157630401not that I know of, I just ripped this from twitter. Idk where they would post them officially
>Ohtani out 3 games in a rowthis is just embarrassing at this point. imagine being such a head case
Teo!!!
tied up just like that based teo
teo ties it up
Those gritty Underdoggy Deus!
>>157630417gotta love em!
>>157630417my plucky scrappy gritty bootstrap small market local mom and pop dark horse underdoggiedoos never give up
deuces wild
man, i hope Teo can keep this approach up for the rest of the season
Another insurance fraud banger, cappies won.
tucker is a bum
>>157630430there, there. this is a long way from being over, even.
>>157629005dane...
cappies say the most retarded things kek
Anyone played the lockout simulator? I’ve locked out like 4 times. How the fuck do you ensure the baseball season starts on time with all the issues tbat need to be tackled?
imagine how good they would be if they got rid of both 04tani and tu04er
>>157630445you think there's a correlation between Cappies, Flockies, and Data Centeroos?
>Milleralready like he never left
>>157630442>>157629074
pacos are already leaving the stadium kek
>instacucked by the Natinals
>>157630470D*dgercucks arent real baseball fans. Games end for them in the early innings as they scramble to form a half baked assumption about how the game will end before resuming their 12 hour tiktok binge.
>danefag thinks about ohtani and the dodgers more than the angelskek
>>157630480Ahh, LA life
>>157630457Another failed D*dger starter prospect.
>>157630481imagine living like that as an adult
>>157630481there's 1 game on right now
>>157630488any hope he has now is the bp/long man kind of role
>>157630497How grim.
>walk the table setter to face the other table setterdoggiedoo ’em!
>>157630500tbf, most scouts saw him in relief before he was drafted
NADS
doyers kek
doggiedoo ’em!
doyers have a strong future bullpen though>Miller>Sasaki>Wroblewski>Sheehan>Gavin Stone>Knack
so close to escaping the jam...
I fucking hate roberts and his incompetence.
>walk the table setter to plunk the other table setter to face the situational hitterdoggiedoo ’em!
Alex Cora will manage this Dodger roster well for the next few seasons.
>Stephen Nelson switching his gay accent to pronounce the ethnic names
>>157630516kek
doggie do 'em!
>>157630519Crews is batting .218 with a .651 OPS. you can describe that in many ways, but table setter isn't one of them.
>>157630526>ChapaDDo
>>157630516Can’t stop thinking about daddy Altuve?
>losing the game on a bases loaded HBPdoggiedoos KEK!
>>157630536>gets on base anywaydoggiedoo ’em!
>>157630543kek. I walked into that one.
>>157630540>Ze plane, boss! Ze plane!
Miss me yet Dodger nation?
>>157630550kek
>>157630550I’d watch my tone if I were you, the Astros are surging and with THIS American League you’ll find yourself in a rut real quick.
>>157630553fuck, no. Sirota with Serwinowski is way more interesting.
>>157630553Nu dodger frends don’t remember this lil fella
I’m genuinely convinced that Max Muncy would hit 50-60 bombs per year if he wasn’t fat and tiny.
Worst blowpen
>>157630553Ahhh yes, 2023 doyer legend, bill burr/freddie freeman’s bastard son
dear lord...
>>157630568if only there were an outfield spot open for Sirota
What’s the difference between Fedducia, Freeman, and Smith?
>>157630591Italian, Canadian and American
TOMMY TWO T’S
>>157630590he's really not quite ready. I think JDP could probably hit right now.
so close mookie
Dookie plop!
They thought it was gone...
>>157630608we're postmaxxing
The whole stadium just turned into church mice.
>>157630599if only there were a spot open in Right field for him..
>dookie gets a juiced scriptmaxxed ball>misses it anyway Tomorrow doyerpacos will be talking about suffering and character development for only taking 2/3 from the Nats.
>>157630619below avg on defense. probably lf if he stays a Dodger.
>call>freelandMore d*doger busts
>>157630626in 2030
>>157630629Call's only positive is that he makes the anti-religion crowd seethe
>>157630634we'll see him next season some if he's not traded
ALL RISE BOY
Hey miller, see that invisible square in the middle? Yea throw there
>>157630651I still like him. strong arm with good pitch mix.
bobby making /mlb/ kneel
solo 1’ moonshot to center
>>157630642JDP and Sheehan for some 35 year old former Cy Young winner
>>157630655lil fella thinks he’s prime Kershaw
Dodgers been just another team since the start of the skubal era
>>157630658it's a nice problem to have>>157630663bigger arm, more pitches than Kershaw. way worse command.
>>157630611I'm here for it
>>157630669
>>157630667july 5th*
DODGERS: ELIMNATED IN THE FIRST ROUNDPCA MVP
Did you guys see the clip of Payton Tolle slipping on the mound and turning it into a pushup lolProbably my favorite player that's not on my team
Pinch for everyone but this guy Kyle Tucker Thanks Dave!
Yup cucker just get off the field bro
>>157630699>PinchThat would hurt his feelings. Can't have that.
>>157630698I do not love him. I see through his act. There's a darkness deep inside him. Beware.
>>157630686Kershaw basically only threw 3 pitches his entire career. I think he threw fewer than 10 change ups in 18 years.
KING TUCK
nice catch though
TUCKER HIGHWAY ROBBERY
fucking t*cker
>>157628580the n word should be co-opted to refer to any detestable lowlife scum of any skin color
>>157630733ticker? tacker?
shit wasnt even going out anyways
NADS TUCKED!
>>157630735it was when I was a kid, something changed in like 2012ish
>>157628441extremely tight is good. sounds more like she wasn't dripping wet
um... aussiebro?
kyler tucker is still recessed
SHOHEI IS PINCH HITTING
>>157630743yo whats up, just got off a work call
tucker bros were so back
>>157630735>>157630741I just call everyone a cocksucker. no one seems to like being called that either.
Alex Retard take the bat off your shoulders. Send him back to the minor leagues.
>>157630759my go-to recently has been cockhead, just rolls off the tongue nicely
Muncy is about to hit for the cycle.1 cheeseburger2 milkshakes3 tenders4 potato wedges
>>157630772based munchy
>can’t square up a 90 mph fastballdoggiedoo ‘em!
Best pitcher in the league Will Dion
if you hit the ball to the 3rd deck it should be a home run even if its foul
C’mon Tommy do it for all that have oppressed against your asian ancestors
>>157630783that's a stout 36-year-old swinging high on the outer half
Mookie has the juiced balls/corked bat
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
Z E S T YESTY
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE>>157630802LMAO RETARD
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>>157630802>Mo0for5kie Betts
wow
KEK EVERY TIMMY JUST SHAT THEMSELVES
>>157630813>>157630810>deletedgottem
Insurance fraud BANG
>>157630825>>157630825>>157630825NEW
>Major League record 37 blown saves in a seasonoh my
