No girls allowedCerundoGOD edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleLive from the Big Apple it's the US Open>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157605229
Never knew Sheen Estevez played tennis.. boi got a nasty ass serve and is storming the American tennis scene
I'm sorry but Shelton is one mystery meat looking motherfucker
But seriously, when does the real best American player Korda play?
Aslan pls save us from this
Stef is finished
>>157627841Are you really sorry?
how many slams would tsitsi have if he played with a 2handed bh
>>157628026None
>>157628026How many slams would Sinner have with a ohbh?
Remember how good Tsi used to behttps://youtu.be/R25WfipqTHg?is=TdRBnVrdNdpRfo-E
how many slams would federer have with a 2hbh
>>157628058Zero. Not talented enough.>>15762826026
>>157628139Thiem, now that was a player. What does he even do nowadays?
>>157628139I have the polo thiem is wearing there in my closet still
>USO TsitsipasGrim
Just how good will the final between Zverev and Grug be?
>>157628346Zverev vs Shelton would be a cracker to be honest
>>157628346Zverev lost to a Charlie that couldn’t move at the AO. Couldn’t be better than that.
>>157628385Just say you're rooting for Z
>>157628385>Zverev vs leftyNo
>>157628389Good going stef
>>157628389the problem was he started believing the hype
>>157628386kek a true vintage choke performance. He even almost choked the RG final to Cobolli and started cramping. Was lucky Cobolli was completely gassed near the end.
>>157628386and charlie gave 3 games to a zverev that couldnt stand upright in cincinnati last year
>>157628346shit. you're lucky you got to see z win his charity slam
>>157627841A face that looks like he comes from Shelbyville
Does anybody still rate Tomasz?
>>157628389I repeat: 2HBs are for women and faggots
>>157628571USO should have stopped being a slam once it stopped being on grass.
>>157628543Kek>>157628531Surely the weakest ever?
Shelton :)
uso is only 4 years younger than wimbledonhowever at the inaugural wimbledon there wasnt a single lawn tennis player
How many games for Shelton against grugman?
>>157628662dependsis he going to be spraying forehands like he did against shapo
>>157628662Think he sneaks in a set win in a tb but kind of gets exposed in the other sets.
Shelton is such a mystery meat mutt monkey. Christ.
you cant tell me this guy isnt asian
how many here play tennis and what is your utr?
>>157628571some folx are different
>>157628571Her hairline is wrecked.
Kind of watchable day of the old tenny
>>157627698Stefanos, you're a disappointment
atpbros...
Today's the day to enjoy some real tennis.
>>157632050Only barn burner of the day. I would rate Botic's match if he had a legit opponent. But he faces he French journeyman so it's inevitably going to be an ugly chokefest.
>>15762866211, but that isn't bad. Carlos is winning the USO, the only question if he's losing a set here and there or just wins in straight sets
https://streamable.com/fy4eoj
>>157632134>average Zverev slam draw in current year
>>15762866210
>>1576323396-0 4-0 (ret.)
>Please god give me one slam before its all over.Is the end coming??
>>157632388He's so dreamy
>>157632388He's the best active player to have not won a slam. It's only a matter of time
>>157632405I thought that was world #4 Felix Auger Aliassime
>>157632388>>157632405>Tsitsyphus
Is Tiafart secretly the goat?
>>157632441>no slam finals>no M1000s
>>157632469*yet
Dumbest tennis thing names unrelated to tennis:Louis Armstrong - jazz musicianRoland Garros - aviatorArthur Ashe - whoCourt 17/18/etc - actually the 4th biggest stadiumAustralian Open - Australia is closed No. 1 court - not the number 1 courtNo. 2 court - not the number 2 court
>>157632388He lost to Ben Shelton and is 28. It's overTzatzikipas and Kyrgyros should play doubles. It would be more iconic than with Cuckkinakis. The roach as their coach would be epic
>>157632476Masters 1000 - You don't have to be a master of tennis or 1000 years old to win it
>>157632476>Arthur van Asheat least he's a tenis player
>>157632476fuck "Roland Garros". Piece of shit is a random French person, not a place or tournament name.
>>157632452Yes
>>157632476>calling zero "love"
>>157632491>placethe complex is named after him, so there is a place named stade roland garros, in short just roland garros>tournament nameit's a metonymalso>Piece of shitcalm down
What the fuck is a "grand slam" anyway? Why is it a slam?
>womemes all morning
>>157632041grim
>>157632515>In tennis, the term was popularized by American journalist Allison Danzig in 1938 to describe Donald Budge’s achievement of winning all four major singles tournaments in a single calendar year.it's just linked to bridge - the card game. Other sports use it as well. Buzzwords have always been used
>>157632476>John Cain Arenaliterally who?
i call 'em>Official Championships of the International Lawn Tennis Federation
>>157632519there's one men's doubles matchand a bunch of boys' matches
>wimbledone>the wimbling is never done
>>157632519Has the jury acquitted her yet for being a powerful woman in a crazy world?
>>157632565>The term "wimbling" comes from the 19th century and describes the act of returning home in a respectful and quiet manner at roughly 10 pm after long evening of jovial card games. This tradition is still honoured to this day by the residents of Wimbledon thanks to the official tournament curfew.
>>157632476It's New York, only blacks or women get courts named after them. They have unisex toilets, and the whole city smells like piss and weed
>>157632452He plays ON the stadium??
>>157632581heh
>>157632476>No. 1 court - not the number 1 court>No. 2 court - not the number 2 courtReminds me of English soccer>The Championship not the highest tier>League One is the 3rd tier>League Two is the 4th tierYeah, okay fellas.
>6-13What went wrong? When did he become a mental midget
>>157627841He's what the future looks like and its beautiful (FAA too)
>>157632476>Australian Open - Australia is closedheh
>>157632515we have no idea since its never been achieved
For me? It's>Cerundulo in 5>Khachanov in 5>VDZ in 5>Zverev in 3
>>157632732Three 5 set bangers in a row???
>>157632750We have earned a feast after so much struggle.A Happy Labor day to you too my german fellow!
Tell me about Flavio, why does he wear the bra?
>cerundolo vs blockx>gea vs van de zandschulp>khachanov vs tien>zverev vs dardieriwhat level tournament is this? looks similar to the estoril draw
Seriously contemplating sleeping through the whole night of tennis
>>157632767Don't remember the last time Zverev entered a literally who tournament like Estoril. But the rest seems accurate
banned erotic sand sculpture
>>157632544Isn't he the guy who ran for president against Obama>>157632727How dare you forget Rocket Rod
>>157632764The rest of the top half seeds to Zverev - They expect one of us in the quarters brother
Rod Laver kinda means Dick Sucker when you think about ithow's he gotten away with no smoke for this for so long
>>157632796I always think "lavatory" which is funny a whole lavatory arena haha
>>157632792The withdrawal plan I just filed with the ITF lists Draper, Rune here but only one of Sinner and Alcaraz.
>>157632764Sensitive nipples
>>157628294i have it on my body
>>157632787>Rocket Rodwtf he did it twice
>>157632842you didn't know?
how do guys get any joy from watching van de bandpractice? should i give him another shot?
>>157632824KEK
>>157632859no why would I know boomer tennis lore
>>157632864He's box office when he's not choking and he's putting up a fight against bigger names. Big emphasis on the "when" of course.
>>157632886you should know the GOAT
>>157632951i refuse to care
if uso had a curfew like wimby wed still be in round 1
>>157633026not really it's the same 2 week period to get the matches done and Wimbledon has had entire days washed out before and didn't even have any roofs from the show courts. You just have to have to move matches to other courts
>>157632764Blockx?
>>157632961Based. Most here and stuck in the past desu.
>>157632512fuck off, roland apologistRepeat after me:French Open.
>>157632487He's more famous for his Aids than his tennis.
>>157633139I don't believe his blood transfusion story. I think he was taking it up the ass
>>157633139>>157633149Aids?He was gay, Arthur Ashe?
>>157633186yes. He did unholy things which led to God preventing black men from winning grand slams.
Not a fan of his but this is drippy
>>157633122calm down
>>157633250
>>157633250This looks ridiculous now. How bad will it look in 10 years?
lmfaaaaaaoooo he's sleepwalking through the tournamenthttps://x.com/Tiempodetenis1/status/2096727570846757066?s=20
>>157633250>built like a giant wire hangerJust like me
>>157633122Nta but I call it RG simply cause I know some Brits get uppity about their major not being called the So-and-so Open
>>157633139>>157633253calm down
>>157633250>>157633258>all smiles as he is on his way to abuse young girls
the French International
Igor delaying men's match :/
>foids will go to 3every single time I want to watch the next match
>>157633342
>>157633139>He's more famous for his Aids than his tennis.Only if you're a fag
>>157633362wtf
>>157633362And people dare say that WTA is the constistent tour with top of the line players.
Another episode it is I guess. At least it's a Ferengi one
>>157633526this is a jock general poindexter
you guys need gfs jobs and real hobbies (like playing tennis irl)
>>157633535right...
>>157633544oh btw I am playing tennis today at 6pm :)
>>157633526Based Trekkie
>>157633544Son,I am #14 in the world for number of UTR matches in the last 6 months for the Unc 35 and up category. Please clap.
>>157633597DMV?
Americans are crazy with this amateur ranking hocus pocus bollocks Oh I’m a 4.5 I’m a 3.6 yeah I don’t want to know your dick size bro
>>157633658And how many Brits remain in the draw?
>>157633658high T adventurous men like to compete, they like rankings, hierarchy. perhaps not as many in England since the Chads immigrated to America. corr
Women are done finally
Americans could make up half the QF
Cerúndolo will lose the first two sets
If Carlitos or Big Z don't win, who would you guys want to see win?
>>157633743Shelton for maximum butthurt
>>157633743CerundoGOD
>>157633743So meme answers aside, I'm a Blockx diehard.
>>157633743Block X or Michelsen
>>157633743>If Carlitos or Big Z don't winif not Big Z then Zverev I guess
>>157633632I don't work for the DMV. Pretty sure you need to be Black and low IQ.
>>157633743id rather we get a second 9/11 targeting Flushing than seeing anyone else win a slam
>>157633797so you want someone else to win a slam?
>>157633787Why not your compatriot "boatboy of the sandbank"?
>>157633800
>>157633787Uhh, wat?
>>157633815>>157633825Big Z = Zandschulpat least thats what i understoodmakes sense right
>>157633835My apologies
>>157633743
>>157633574Postpartum depression
>>157633835You're Dutch so I'll let it slide but Big Z is a very common nickname for Zverev
>>157633897surely you're joking
Good start.
Finally SOME fucking tennis
>cerundoodoo
blockx cracked
wta
>>157633850thumbnails looks like he's a doctor
>>157633929I think this is the most egregious violation of the no women rule I’ve ever seenThere’s at least 5 women here
>>157633914Are you trolling me right now?
what is blockx guy presenting to us herecause this is abysmal
>>157633850I want to like blockx but he just looks and acts like a total npc in every way
>>157633973HE NEEDS MORE TIME!!
I miss Sinner
>>157633971noi think you're trolling me in fact
>>157633993Blockx is literally Sinner at home
Roblox sucks
>>157633987its belgian thing
>>157633987He was very impressive against Cob
is this 4th round of a major?
i find hamper cam unnecessary
how come tiennis didn't get to play on arthur vas ass?
BLOCKX
great... already a medical
Arthur Van Ashe rolling over in his grave right now
>>157634053*van
Is Blockx the new Draper?
Well, shit. This looks bad.
fuck blockx has a sexy body
looks like hes in quite a bit of pain
>>157633544I do all 3 and I wish I could go back to being a NEET every waking hour
hes clearly hurting too much
>>157634098i only believe you hating your job but thats itevery neet wishes he had hobbies and a gf
>>157634124it's the thing when you want the things you don't havegrass is always is greener type shit fr fr on god
noice rallee
lol good points.i want 5 sets pls
>>157633759>blockx your path
1 million hours in paint
>>157633914mf has never watched the seminal 2007 classic ,,Surf's Up"I'm partial to Zod from some guy on MTF but that never took off here
It seems like this fit only works if you have a backwards cap and a decent set of facial hair hmm.
What does the F in F. CERUNDOLO stand for? Fuck?
can't beat the cockx
>>157634169Weezy F Cerundolo
>>157634169Never mind that, what makes Belgians with an X in their name so good at sports?
>>157634177lukakux?
The only Belgian athlete i can think of ending with x is Jacky Ickx
>>157634189Google greatest cyclist of all time
>>157634221
>>157634169Flop
>>157634159i dont get it
Second set.
>>157634221ah yes the 1945 born athlete. of course i know him
What is Blockx preferred surface? Is it hard court or clay?
>>157634287Watch A Sunday in Hell, it's on Youtube, proper kino
My boy Milosh would have cleared up in this era
>>157634295He hasn't been on the tour that long, surprisingly. Has had more success in clay than in hard until now. Most people agree that his physical abilities are better suited for HC, though.Been a disaster in grass.
cant find the thread
iva waiting room
>>157634317I've been waiting for him to make a run somewhere on hards
Wouldn't most players have a preference for hard courts considering 2 majors plus another 30% of them are hard courts.. I aint ever heard a player who has a preference of grass courts
Start De Gea already. Bloxx is done
>both injuredfair
Damn, Cerundolo's limping a lot.I can see him toughing it out, tho.
Think it might have to be a bit of the old /wta/ tonite to be francis tiafoe with yall
>>157633250very nicenow lets see bus fit
>>157634465what about clay rats like a certain bald man?
>>157633658seriously i played varsity in high school and not once did someone ever mention utreven played the state champion in second singles
americans are crazy with this varsity high school sport hocus pocusOh I made the team oh it's hurting my 3.8 GPA bro back in my day we just ogled the hot PE teacher who was rumoured to nonce 16yo boys on the sly then flicked towels at the fat boy's arse in the showers
>>157634647You're obsessed
>>157634647Relax
>>157634666this meme always makes me laugh
blocksx still grimacing.. but determined
>>157634647cope, you just know Sebastian "Next Wimbledon Champion" is a top 10 player
we used to be a real country
what's that songit's slightly stompclapcore but more indie soundinghas a key refrain of ascending voices, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
DALE CISCO
I could see this going to 5
>>157627698Tennis players make retardo fuckhuge money dude even #24 ranked made 1.4 million this year. #8 made 10 million last year, 3.5 this year so far.
two weeks grizzly bear
>>157634806Great song
>just chuned in>they switch over to foidsGrim
>>157634733sweet caroline
Where's portujinx? I need him seething over fran
>>157634910You sleep a lot during noon
>>157634885we solved this already - secret was youtubing 2010s indie playlists
the paris fery got walked over rip
THE ICEMAN COMETH
>>157634975Paris ferrymen when they find out bridges got invented - c'est fini
>>157634876sweet jane
>>157635045jane says
Cerundover
cerundolo now at least df's at set point for his opponent this us openhe can't handle it
>>157635014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkDoXoYNv80
>>157635094>least df's3at least 3 double-faults at his opponents set point
>>157635089stephanie says
Commentators were making fun of typical Robbie Koenig lines earlier and talking about blockx being a commentators dream earlier They’re onto us
Aleckx lookin' good
boticbroers we gaanfaulting along like against bergx
Arthur GAY and Botox Van de Hardcourtslop are NOT quarterfinal worthy names
This chase cam fucking sucks. Bring back the umpire body cams
>>157635137st. stephen grateful dead is as close as i'm getting rn
It's over for Botic Van Der Slurp
My dad says for decades at Wimbledon tradition demanded there be a lawn mower on court at all timesCan anyone corroborate this?
>>157635101Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttt
goddamn it my streams are lagging
>osaka on the verge of going outMaybe she should focus on the Tennis rather than the "Look at me" fashion shows (whilst also claiming the attention she gets is unfair)
>>157635384what an odd post
cerundoblockxed
Fuck yeah! BlockXhead nation arise!
>>157635465He's so dreamy
cockblockx'd
>>157635477beat me to it
Too many wasted bps for Fran
Our first ever USO QF and it felt flat
>tien is 5'11Just like me
hotch looks like he's wearing a family matching set of pajamas
ce break serait géant on dirait
>>157634796>even #24 ranked made 1.4 million this year. #8 made 10 million last year, 3.5 this year so far.lol, that's literally nothing compared to golfhttps://www.espn.com/golf/stats/player
>>157635718Korda chose the wrong sport. He could be earning even more money riding a cart around grass being injury free and not having his watches stolen by tourists.
>>157635718yup Golf makes the tennis mafia/ATP/WTA look like a complete joke (because it is).
>>157635748Given the golf and tennis money, Phil must be absolutely rakeing it in
Botic would unironically be winning if he knew Gea was a masters winner in the top 20. It's unfair to put him on court with an even less accomplished shitter.
zandschulp bros, what did we do to deserve this...
Geabros we used to dream of these days
>>157635848Prove you've always been a Gea lifelong
Zverev's path to the final really consists of Sonego, Halys, Tabilo, Darderi, Gea and Kakanov
are we watching tien or the gay match
>>157635943Botic is starting a comeback so tune in until he gives the break back of course
>>157635918Mogging Nadal’s meme USO draws
>named arthur gea>has a girlfriendwtf
>>157635856Best I can do (tankeranon)
>>157635986Based ezzziksnige. Also kek at this being a photo with his sister
he has a very simian aspect
>>157635943tienis has grown on me and the fact he's coached by chang is very cool
Roddick looking metro
Is it racist of me to not really rate Tien since he's a lefty?
How can she (Karen) break??? HOW CAN SHE BREAK
>>157636024He always looks like he just rolled out of bed
Learner Tien is kinda chubby. Bro needs to lose some fat and add muscle
Karen is a girls name...
the bong commentary is even worse than courier
>>157636044post your manly name then
>>157636056Chad
>>157635998Based, you officially pass as a lifelong. Watch out for the van ass ultras, they're a dangerous crowd
>>157636056douglas
>>157636056Would definitely root for a tennis player called Shanasty Bodkins.
>>157636056andrey
i've been supporting gea for minutes now
Gea pride
>>157636061wait I found a better one its hard to find Geaposts when De Gea exists
>>157636061Are you talking about Luka of the Ass Cheeks?
>>157636153The one and only
>>157636044There used to be men named Evelyn
>>157636167rat-looking mf'er
>>157636044>>157636190There are many names that used to me male, then some absolute bitches decided to call their daughters that, and now the name is entirely female. Lindsay, for example. Another male name conquered by the feminists.
Learner Tien is the next big thing.. Just a shame no one takes Asian players seriously and will probably overshadowed by Fonseca and Rune in the future when Sinner and Carlos lose their stock
>>157636218I TOLD you guys about my boy Learner Tien. All he needs is a slight upgrade to his ballstriking and he's top 10 material.
While we're talking about names, you shouldn't be allowed to name your kid "Learner" regardless of gender. His parents just get away with it because they're rich and just sent him to private tennis academies.
>mfw gay
>>157636229I will never support a motherfucker named "Learner"End of Story. Makes me almost as mad as fucking Roland Garros
>>157636241I'm trying to figure out if this is mystery meat or just what some Frenchmen look like
>>157636252both
>>157636218its not that he is asian but that there are too many american asian tennis players right now that no one can really tell the difference between him and brandon nakashima and we also cant remember which of the two is the better one
gaeness in the anus
>>157636310Same guy, a clever ploy to get two entries in the draw.
>>157636310Those two look nothing alike
Could Botic be the most clutch player on tour? Goated comeback mentality in the tb
Gea - Van de Zandschulp is peak tennis kino
Who gets the Bum of the Tournament so far?? And why is it Fritz.. With Lehacka a close second
>love shack into sweet child of minewho picks the soundtrack to this match kek
>>157636508It’s always Fritz.
>>157636508Has to be Jodar. He didn't just lose to Bu. He got completely eradicated. Fils losing to washed up Tsissy in the first round after getting hyped as a contender was pretty rough too. Fritz gets most embarrassing choke of the tournament (so far)
>>157636056Goran
learn him good learner
Karen is still the gatekeeper
Karen moves like a cactus
Learner will mog Zverev
Boticbroers, I'm starting to believe
>>157636909Scrap that, he's a disgrace
learner more like forgetter
Vintage French choke
Karen Klubber Khachanov (KKK)
>>157636984(meant Gea)
2x5 = 10is
Did he learn his lesson that set
>>157637058And again kek
Gea is cooked. this set will end 6-1 VDZ
>wake up>Botic coming back from two sets downWhat an absolute mental giant, has tennis ever seen anyone so strongmind?
France doesn't deserve RG
>>157637365Hey man, stop stealing my posts >>157636465
LEARNER CAM ON
>>157637390I posted before reading your postI guess it's just an independently verifiable and reproducible fact of science that Botic is strongmind
>>157637412kek, the science is settled then
>>157637361i take it back
so, who is going to choke?
>>157637542Both Tien and Gea
>>157637542Tien
He’s learned strongmind
Fucking elite counterpunching from Tien
>>157637542Darderi
15 minutes in and Zverev is already up 4-0. Generational gauntlet of a slam draw. The funniest thing is this shit will keep happening with the state of the tour.
He just needs more Tiem
>>157637573so far so good
Learner :(
Also reminder that Khachanov lost to Bernard Tomic just a few weeks ago
>>157637748He'll never make it without a proper serve
why did he want to rub his sweat on everyone?
>>157637714Grim>>157637761Kek
>>157637769If De Minaur can make top ten there's no reason Tien can't, plus he's a lefty
>>157637829Good argument actually. If Demon can make top 10 and Fraudix can make top 5, anything's possible.
>Gea is pulling a Jodarjust ban this already ffs
>>157637872>Fraudix can make top 5do NOT remind me of this depressing fact
Khachanov has these streaks where he seems really good, and then he plays an actually elite player and you can instantly see how shit he is
>>157637907The tennis ecosystem needs gatekeepers. The peak gatekeeper was probably Ferrer but feel free to add others in replies
>>157637907His movement is shit but he can bash a good ball. Explains why he gets shown up by good players, except there aren’t many of those so gg Karen.
>>157637926Demon was actually a good gatekeeper for a longer time, but he fell off some time last year and started losing to shitters more regularly
>>157637926Guys like ferrer and davydenko were great at making life miserable for their opponents
>>157637944isnt it like 4 am in Germany rn?
>>157637962Gatekeepers of that era are 2020s slam champs desu
>>157637969I can't possibly miss my favorite Italian 250 legend Darderi
net god has spoken
i never once rated gea
Holy
>>157638016kek with emphasis even
Geay
>>157637756i should seriously consider betting money
>>157638026Based lifelong unrater
>>157637962Nikolai, now that brings me back…
insane defending by Zverev just now.Holy shit that was peak
god damn imagine the feeling after playing 5 hours straight of tennis
Botic van de Zandschulp, the man who retired Rafa Nadal
>womens quarters full of top seeds and otherwise good players>mens quarters full of bums
Just hand him the trophy already
>>157638130No we need to see another insanely shaky finals performance by him before he gets to avenge throwing his original first slam away years ago
Darderi has completely given up mentally kekHis team looked so pathetic trying to encourage him
Doublefaulteri
Clownshow
Doodoorei
>>157637907There are only 2, maybe 3 at most, active players who fit that standard of elite. So he will be fine.
HOT in the city
ZVEREV USING NEEDLES
>>157638424the audacity to shoot steroids right there on court!
>>157635918I mean, he's just beating Darderi (21st seed) comfortably while in second gear. He can't beat Sinner and Alcaraz even if his life depends of it, but when it comes to gatekeep the rest of the circuit, it seems like he took a step further this year
THE luciano darderi
>>157638805>Eh! I'm serving here!
Darderi is a meme
BOOOOO give us another set
it's dardoveri
Dudderi
>"it's still so early, I might go to the practice courts or hit the bar">no one laughs>"that was a joke, relax">no one laughs
Even the 2020 USO quarter finals line up mogs this
>>157639061He's trying his best to appear Germanhttps://youtu.be/MVAUIusVYl4?t=50 the clip in question
>>157637761lmfaaaaaaoooo
>>157639350From my experience slavs are tough and grounded people. Zverev seems soft and cucked, so he is culturally pretty German.
Kind of crazy how good meddy was that 2021 uso pen. Dropped 1 set all tournament, never went to a tiebreak.Quietly one of the more dominant runs at a non french major.
>>157639225Alcaraz and the seven bums
>>157639910he would have two majors right now if he faced anyone else
>>157639910To be fair, his path seems relatively easy, besides the final. Still very dominant and mogs both Sinner and Zverev's finals runs of this year.>Gasquet>Koepfer>Andujar>Evans (24)>Zandschlop (Q)>Fraudix (12)>Djoker (1)
>>157637983>no espressos is it surprising he lost?
>>157639998Why would he drink espresso for? He's way more likely to need mate tea to go on.
I still need to see Alcaraz actually challenged, and no, I don't consider current T. Paul a challenge.Like, loss of form and long break rust are a thing.
>B. Shelton vs. C. Alcaraz Garfía — not before 01:30 AM They have gone too far now
>At a tournament in Belgrade in April 2022, Russian player Karen Khachanov — currently the men’s world No. 11 — rounded on compatriot Andrey Rublev, who had professed some desire to see peace between his country and Ukraine, and had written “No War Please” on a TV camera lens in February, just as Putin sent his forces toward Kyiv.>Khachanov, according to one locker room figure familiar with the row, argued that talks should not be conducted from a position of strength with the weaker side. Russia, he yelled, should demonstrate its power through the conflict on Ukraine and show its greatness to the world.
>>157640300That medieval peasant ahh Nike neckline still triggers me
After exiting the US Open in the first round Jack Kennedy has committed the ultimate humiliation - entering the boys’ draw. Lower than a snakes belly
>>157640300Do Russians think it's better to wait until you're in a position of weakness before you negotiate? If so that explains a lot
>>157639991Other than Novak in the final that draw is a gigantic joke as well for a slam. Covid slams are all asterisk tournaments.
Has Botic seriously never faced Zverev before? Grim.
Tennis "journalism" is so fucking bad
>>157640620Sheltonstocks are on the rise after this post
>>157640256what? he's been drinking espressos on court throughout some of his matches
cuckrev cannot be allowed to win another mickey mouse slam
>>157640699He can win all the mickey mouse slams if that'll keep him happy, but we are indeed in a disgusting phase of tennis
>>157640699>mickey mouse slamit's called the uso pen
Zverev is on track to reach the final without facing a single top 20 player. Previous slam final appearances without facing a top 20 player: USO 2020 (Zverev) and RG 2026 (Zverev)
>>157640699Just taking inspiration from Novak, innit
Could see Botic doing the needful if he wasn't completely gassed after the five setters
ATP is fucking dead. Look at this WTA draw for how a tour should look like.
>>157640766>qualifier in qfsClASSic WTA
>>157640766Maybe the universal algorithms saw our convergence and followed suit...
>>157640766If Sinner was playing half these bums like Blockx and Khachanov wouldn't have made it out of R3
>>157633754>maximum butthurtIf anything it'll be Zverev because of his draw.
>>157633835Big Z is Zizou Bergs
>>157640795>bums like Blockxthe kid can play, not sure what your definition of a bum is but we can still agree that the top ranking players should be in the later rounds
>>157640783>qualifier is the current gold medalist and previous wta finals runner up damn the wta has some depth
>>157640620>Hmm, we could promote one of the new players making a run so spectators have better context to enjoy the sport>Nah, let's make up a dumb post about the top 2 players again.
Is Benjamin good at anything that's not serving?
>>157641462Incoherent shouting and listening to dad's wise and timely advice
>>157641301"bum" means that the media hasn't uploaded the hype into his brain yet.
>>157628603Should be the carpet slam
>>157641492lol
Might have to stick a bit of the old wimmens on
>>157641462spraying forehands
>bumton vs bumcaraz>tiabum vs bumelsen>bumrev vs bum de bumshlop>bumanov vs bumx
>>157641576corr, we know you have the under 12s female tournaments on a second monitor.
>>157641462He's temu Roddick
>>157640270Well, nobody can challenge him in this tournament. Shelton and Foe are shit, Zverev struggled against an Italian cab driver and French plumber, needed 5 sets to beat them
I understand people wanting to see Charles but wouldn't an all American Night session be preferable for the USO?
>>157641978they are doing the DEI thing and think the WTA should take priority because the other GS's tended to disregard them especially at RG
>Arthur's Ass Stadium
>Servebots (best at 0-4)SinnerRuudZverevMusettiFAAFritzNakashimaMensikShelton>Real Tennis (best at 5-8)AlcarazJodarDjokovicLehecka>Cardio (best at 9+)FilsDe minaurMedvedevTiafoeTienFonsecaBublik
>>157642010Expecting some joăopologies from the fatshamers
>going to 3 sets and delaying real tennis Grim
>>157641994it's full today
>>157642246No really
>>157642264>>157642264i was talking about arthur's ass
13th of September 2026, Lindsay Clancy Memorial Arena.
Get these Uralic apes off of my mens tennis court
>>157642416at least one of em looks like a man
oh ffs they're still going
>Hello my noble savage black men. Come play tennis. We love our negros here at the ATP. We are investing money into "neglected, underpriviledged communities" (that be your communities my niggas) dem White boys keeping tennis away from yall. We named the stadium after a black gentlemen with AIDS Arthur Ashe. Be like your poop-dick enjoying brother, pick up a racquet today!
Relax
10pt tiebreaks deserve the rope
>>157642472you know you don't have to seethe at black people all the time
>>157642367I only know Tom Clancy
>>157642010>>Servebots (best at 0-4)Having a good +1 doesn't make you a servebot thoughever. Split the list into 0, 1, then 2-4 shots.
>>157642565they should ditch tiebreaks and best of 3 and 5. Go for first to 10 games (best of 19). So, if you win the toss and serve first you have the advantage in the first set and the second set it switches to the other player. If it's 1 set all then you have the tiebreak which could be first to 10 again and no need to be 2 clear.
all this delay for nothing
>Sonego and Passaro currently facing each other in the prestigious Genova clay ChallengerSoul?
>>157642641I don't quite understand what you're suggesting but it sounds terrible>>157642686i miss when we had meme players left in the USO draw
>>157642010Shelton will never win as long as his rally tolerance remains shit
>>157642709>shelton will never winfixed that for you chief
>>157642698it's just 2 sets and first to 10, no tiebreak for the two sets and it's just the need to win 10 games. So let's say it's a serve fest. no breaks of serve. They both win there set in which they served first. Then it's simply goes to a tiebreak, first to 10 again. Whoever serves first in that tiebreak could be decided on the stats of the 2 sets or it could simply be 2 clear as per normal to negate the serve first advantage.
The tiebreak rule was stupid and reactionary for that one Isner/Blanderson match
>>157642709Imagine how good a tennis player would be if you combined the top 10's greatest qualities: Shelton's rallying, Demon's serve, Medvedev's motivation etc.
every pt feels hugely important in a 7pt TB, 10pt ones are just baggy and feel random
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>>157642806>one gorillion posts early
>>157642588poor reading comprehension m8.
Where the fuck is Grug
