king charlie edition
>>157631014i never said any of those things?are you ok?
>2 swans threads in a rowdollfucker and shatnonce finna fume
>>157631020swasnsook can't even enjoy winning, he just writes down every post that makes him cry and then seethes at it all season. what a sad little faggot lol.
stop seething at sydney please its been going on for months
>>157631026reckon you're the one fuming, bringing them up completely unprompted and seething over the teams that whalloped your red and white faggots by 10 goals on grand final day kek
its like when piesperg used to bring up nick daicos out of nowhere and then cry about everyone shitting on himprobably some gay sydney bdsm machoism thing i dont know
boiling kek
swansook doing his best to ensure his irrelevant team becomes the villain of /alf/ and he becomes the least liked sperg poster
>>157631046>>157631041>>157631037>>157631028>>157631021holy seethe kek
genuinely like the pies more than sydney at this point at least they don't roll over and die in grannys like the piss weak swans, in fact it's fair to say that 2018 and 2023 were the only good grannys in recent history as they were actually close
>>157631053>genuinely like the pies more than sydney at this pointWho doesn't?
dance for me my pets lmao
Where would Cooper Hodge have been picked up in an open draft?
>>157631063Probably late 3rd round so around 40 - 50.
>>157631021>pathetic
*goes on to lose a grand final by 120 points a day later*
*points at a handsome fella*
monday arvo melty kek
don't forget my crows please
can i dress up as lion or will i be accused of yellow face
swasn winning is a win for the patriarchy
>>157631082never mate
more like gaytriarchy.
>>157631089kekThey sure forgot him
>>157631089imagine if he stayed
>Police say 14yo boy speared in back, airlifted for treatment amid escalating tensions in Ngukurr
>swans leftovers are still better than any other player in crows' 22KEK, BASED SWANS ACADEMY
>>157631117What are tensions escalting over?
>>157631112He was always going to leave. Crom and swans are birds of a feather
>>157631120meth mostly
is micklord a swans man
>>157631015is he ok ?
>>157631120Just abo shit. They're still have tribal warfare based on some bloke snatching someone's witchetty grub five thousand years ago.
A 22 year old Melbourne man was shot dead on Sunday evening.A witness who was at the scene described the terrifying moments after the shot rang out.“I was there. I had to run and call the police. I saw it all,” the person wrote on social media.“I was terrified. I saw him get shot right in front of me.”
>>157631149Couldn't have happened. I've been assured that we have strict firearm controls.
Melbourne sounds like an absolute fucking shithole
>>157631150For you, goy scum
>>157631155your mum fanny
juat thought of a jokeQ:what did the aussie say to the sri lankan?A:youre a sikh cunt aye
>>157631120nobody disrespects the judas priest boys
>>157631161keeekkkkk
>>157631120Guzzolene
Charlie "God of Thunder" Curnow
>>157631087Leave the buck teeth at home and you'll be golden
juat thought of a jokeQ:what did the tradie say to the white collar man?A:yeh nah this job takes skill aye *bangs hammer*
>>157631149IN
>>157631179
old rent cuck home from toil, on the boil
>>157631179Haha that was a good one. Made me shuffle my papers. HR were glaring at me though. Whoopsie!
AHHHHHH ME PRIDE AHHHHHHHHHH
>>157631117im not sure im allowed to say that placename
I hate when Indians talk. "babadeebobedeedobadoinad"just like, shut the fuck up
>>157631245FUCKINGTHISHIS
Learning a second language is really hardI respect anyone who can do it
>>157631245t. jealous
*bangs hammer*
>>157631270>that nose>that small cap>that ego
*ruins you once nice country*
#2027cubangf
>>157631290>pic unrelated
>>157631270
I AM NOT A PILLBUGI AM A MAN WORTHY OF LOVE AND RESPECT
slater
>>157631290me on the left
>>157631312wife prefers bbcdeals.com iykwim haha
>wife
>>157631318Hi Sam
I hate when tradies talk. "babadeebobedeedobadoinad"just like, shut the fuck up
New aaaahhhhh just droppedhttps://x.com/fulovitboss/status/2096812607521079596>YOU'RE BREAKING MY AAAAAAARRM
>>157631339Are you anti-tradie but pro-Indian?
>>157631339applied for the office drinks yet mate
>Are you anti-tradie but pro-Indian?
That's a yes.
>>157631357you racist fuck diversity is your strength
>That's a yes.That's a yes.
There is no doubt the three dancers at the centre of this story remain deeply angry.As I previously reported, they felt deceived after offering the men a discount on the understanding they were carpenters, only to later learn they were professional footballers with multimillion-dollar contracts. They are also aggrieved by their treatment after one of the women suffered a medical episode, felt faint and attempted to flee the room still topless.They genuinely believe the men were more concerned about the fallout from being caught hosting a late-night party than the dancer's welfare. To be clear, I'm not suggesting that was the case, only that it is how the women viewed the situation.
>saar enters the thread
>>157631364But one detail in the audio stands out above all others - and I suspect it was the aspect that most captured the attention of both the club and the players.The allegations of sexual assault were not first raised inside the room, the recording claims. Rather, they emerged later, in the hotel lobby, after the women realised the men were high-profile footballers instead of tradies.But is that enough to cast serious doubt on their allegations?
>>157631364is this all that remains of the narrative that started out as as serious as rape
>>157631365keep it classy guys
>>157631364Wheres this from?
>>157631366>The allegations of sexual assault were not first raised inside the room, the recording claims. Rather, they emerged later, in the hotel lobby, after the women realised the men were high-profile footballers instead of tradies.no shit but good it confirmed that>>157631366yesthey're golddiggersalways were, always will beand the media will never go "oops we fucked up implying they were raped", or at least won't do it as loudly as they did the original story
almost like it was a complete nothingburger like i said right at the start huh
>>157631053pies are cunts but they're pretty basedwent to last year's prelim at the 'g as a banecunt and the atmosphere was elite
>>157631366>The allegations of sexual assault were not first raised inside the room, the recording claims. Rather, they emerged later, in the hotel lobby, after the women realised the men were high-profile footballers instead of tradies.Well, how about that?
>>157631390are tradies allowed to sexually assault women?
>>157631383i also said thatunfortunately even though it was obvious it wouldn't stop the bigfooty reddit xisters from sperging out
>>157631393What's actually perfectly acceptable to them becomes assault as soon as they feel there's money to be made. These women are whores.
>>157631270this is what the motivation of not wanting to go back to india does to a fella
i never believed the allegations because i was a simp or i believe all women.i believed them because i want shitney to fail because it is a soulless franchise filled with useless overrated cocksuckers like heeney and warner. as evidenced by the fact that shitney are better without them, but any hope for the mental midgets will hopefully be snuffed out in two weeks time, lest they ruin another granny by rolling over and dying.
>>157631406and look how wrong you weresee where your blind seething rage gets you?
>>157631393They don't bother to ask. It's probably relates to how they commit 50% of all reported domestic violence.
>>157631393tradies get the ladies
>>157631408not really as it's already destroyed their careers kek, couldn't give a shit for a worthless joke plastic franchise that feels the need to celebrate like it's a grand final after beating essington.
for me it was a series of bad decisions stacked on top of each other where a bad outcome was highly likelyover the years it's become crystal clear that footballer's aren't what you'd call savant's just meat heads that have been elevated to privileged positions they normally wouldn't acquire if not for their athletic ability
Are you blokes gonna be happy with a Hawthorn v Geelong Grand Final?
>>157631415I'm not living in your timeline so it's irrelevant who your grand finalist's are.
>>157631415Yes, and especially when Hawthorn win
I have no respect for fat 'people'; I find them repugnant.
>>157631426this but anyone who supports the swans
7 days ago almost everyone was suggesting a Fremantle vs Brisbane grand final was a certainty. I'm not willing to say anything is locked in anymore.
>>157631429fax
I seethed after the 2022 Grand FinalI was convinced Sydney were gonna win and it was gonna be close but it was already over at quarter time
You were all saying Collingwood would walk it in and now look at you.
>>157631426crisp
>>157631436Nobody was saying that.
Big fat cunts are based
>>157631426weird how fat people hate is allowed as a general on >>>/fit/ but not a self improvement general which always gets autodeleted in a minute
I don't blame fat people, unhealthy food tastes the best.
>>157631449self control is free though innit?
/fit/ is a pathetic dead boardI dont know why it was ever a board to begin with
>>157631459if you say so
>>157631462There was a time it wasn't shit.
someone make a kissing ai vid
i have had unbearably shit hay fever today
>>157631462It used to be 'Health and Fitness' but the 'Health' part was removed after the board got overrun with meatheads and roiders.
>>157631467gesuntide
>>157631459our job is to demand solution not to provide solutions
>167 people died on Victorian roads so far this year>*crickets*Imagine if 167 people died by firearms this year so far. Guns would've been banned yesterday. But metal deathcages get a free pass because... reasons...
>>157631466Which one has the tastiest vagina?
I have no respect for 'tradies''; I find them repugnant.
>>157631490crisp
thinkin bout them 2027 dosn
and how to clear a name field
>>157631488cars have a use other than killing things
>>157631502BTFO
>>157631502So do firearms
>dosnmonke is anti-tradiespergi can't believe it...
>>157631501OH FUCK HE DUN GOOFED LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW IS ANON GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN?
>>157631506he's so fucked lol what a fuck up he wont be able to show his face here ever again this is worse than the sydney swans 5
oh no
DAMANGE CONTROL
haha im so heckin based and redpill ay fellas *wipes a trannys cum off his lips*
Anyone else addicted to TikTok and just their phone in general? How did you kick this habit?
there is no way i can financially recover from this..
>>157631525meant addicted to thaicock
barry halls kids will lead the uprising
Why do you guys suck off and bottom for trannies so much?
you got a banana license?
>>157631539theres a gif of an pongo swinging a hammer but that woulda been too close
>>157631539lol what's he gonna build
love me love mesay that you love mefool me fool mego on and fool me
>>157631549meth lab mostly
>>157631538wdym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjP2kLSgaN8
>>157631549an image board
imagine what ids would do to this place
>>157631561you'd still be a tranny cum guzzling paedophile so no need to worry about that one, champ
Did you blokes remember to take the chicken out the freezer?
dosnmonke was setup, it was micksperg or baneseether or w/e impersonating him. he already "thinking bout them dosn" posted today he has no reason to do it twice.also the reason i'm afraid to ever namefag joke post, its too easy to forget about and it follows you to every board. im a highly respected OP in another board that runs and organizes a general for an inhouse league of sorts and i could never put my reputation in jeopardy
>>157631565he's not me retard
wow, insane damage control
>>157631562
>>157631565it's not that deep i am just stoned lol
Why are you all so ornery today?
when it all boils downbrisbane simply do not lose games that matter
>>157631565i no who u r
Since the year 2000:S TIER:>GAJ>Buddy>Dusty>ScarlettA TIER:>Dangerfield>Fyfe>Hodge>Voss>Black>Goodes>Gawn>Judd>Selwood>Jeremy Cameron>da Bont>Ricciuto>PavB TIER>J Brown>Eddie Betts>both Riewoldts>Kennedy (WC)>Hawkins>Rance>Stewart>Cotchin>Fevola>Swan>Pendles>Robbie Gray>L Neale>Lenny Hayes>Hird >Buckley>Aker>Bazza
>>157631579sonion ring
>>157631565>im a highly respected OP in another board that runs and organizes a general for an inhouse league of sorts and i could never put my reputation in jeopardy
>>157631585all overrated spuds except robbie gray
>>157631585Switch Scarlett and JuddN. Riewoldt is A tierRest seems ok
>>157631585iggs judd is s tier zoomette
go port
>>157631593>>157631595Judd ruined his legacy by going to Carlton. Had he stayed at west coast or gone to a better club he’d be S Tier
>>157631585Actually Ben Cousins should be A Tier too
>>157631603Cousins ruined his legacy by going to Richmond. Had he stayed at west coast or gone to a better club he’d be S Tier
Not winning flags absolutely fucks your legacy imo. Lockett would be the undisputed GOAT if he won a flag or two. Ablett Snr too. Dangerfield and Dusty are so far ahead of Fyfe simply because Fyfe never won a flag. Hird and Voss clear Buckley for the same reason.
Hird > Voss > Buckley
>>157631608Why are you seething? Judd absolutely ruined his legacy by going to Carlton. He’s almost never brought up as one of the GOATS
left to right1.shit2. shit3. shit4. shit5. could be kino6. shit7.shit8. interesting replay9. shit
>>157631611Fyfe was a bad shot on goal and got exposed on the biggest day because of this. This is why he isn't S tier due to having a flaw in his game not being supposedly unlucky and not winning a flag. If he was a better kick he may have one a flag.GAS is the greatest player ever and literally kicked 9 goals in a losing grand final not much more one man can do to try and contribute to a win.
>>157631619Yeah but if GAS wins a flag that’s end of discussion. Thats my point. Not winning a flag always leaves an asterisk next to your name.
how about rank the best players to never win a flag
the best player of all time is leigh matthews and you are a soft cunt if you disagreet. doesn't like hawthorn
>>157631630Never saw him play
>>157631630before my time gramps
>>157631630its all heresyno one here has actually seen him play they are just going off what dad/media saidand most of them are fuckhead boomer idiots
>>157631634there's highlights and replays on youtube for you, champ. no-one got the ball and used it to score as well as lethal. a little shitstain like prick gaycos isn't fit to be a pubic hair on lethal's toilet bowl.
>>157631630Lee Mvtthews is a DJ duo
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157631626>GAS>Lockett>Robert Harvey>Buckley>N. Riewoldt>Fyfe>Richardson
>>157631641anyone looks good in a 5 min youtube highlight
>>157631641No one gives a fuck you dementia riddled boomer fuck.
>and then he king hit him!!!!!>phawor no one was as tough as leigh matthews!!!!
>Hanson wants to let people access their super earlyWe are fucked as a country and we kinda deserve it
top 5 players since 2000 to never make a GF>Richo>Jobe Watson>Zach Merret>Fevola>Brad Johsonactually harder than i thought
>>157631663yes it's all our fault the immigration restriction act was repealed, especially anyone born after 2000
heard thaispergs real name is Hugh Fatcunt lmao
>>15763166031yo man having an autistic outburst of rage at his oppo post-siren
>>157631665is zach merett even that good? seems like a vanilla mid
>>157631665Robbie Grey is better than Watson and Merret
>>157631652the bald seagull fuckwit gaj and prick gaycos don't
and as i argued a couple a weeks ago and got shouted downwild cards are not finals
>>157631663I think super should be scrapped entirely so its fine by me. I do my own investing and would rather stupid irresponsible people suffer and i don't have to pay fees to any union scammers
>>157631665>WatsonKek>MerretKEK
>>157631675didnt he play 2007
>>157631585Voss is absolutely S tier you fucking casual
>>157631685Nah. I think you might be thinking of Travis Boak
>>157631687Nah he spent half his career in the 90s
another spree of crime in Melbs last night
fuck up banepoof
Nat Fyfe… the cock on that man. Meaty arse too.
lol
>>157631702my memory is hazy but i recall it being quite below average unless im thinking of someone else
>>157631713Nah you’re thinking of someone else. He had a total hog. Hung half way down his thigh
>>157631714oh yeah it came back to meit was dane swan who is one level above micro penis
>>157631696where abouts
>>157631717KWAB
Thought I was ready for a kid with my wife (we're both late 20s), got really amped up on saturday and while we were going at it, asked if I could finish inside (she said yes). On the first pump, immediate regret washed over me. We went to get Plan B on sunday morning
>THE AMERICANS ARE REACTING TO DIFFERENCES BETWEEN AUSTRALIA AND THE UNITED STATES!!!!!!!!
>>157631721Did you put the balls in?
dadza has turned into a pro-trumb ON zogshill lads
>>157631721they put stuff in the water to have people like you and me from having kids
Based Pauline. Fuck I love One Nation and fuck I love Israel
>Carlton havent got the points available from picks 11 and 17 to draft Cody WalkerWelcome to the iggs
>>157631721foids are already infertile by that age
>>157631736yeah but muh fraser
>>157631737not if they're asian
>>157631736he will do the usual softcock pooftorian thing of pretending to be a massive flight risk to scare anyone else off from drafting him
good post to kill the thread fuckhead
I have a small cock but really large balls that hang real low
What sort of ape would still be watching AFL 360 in 2026
>>157631787miss robbo so much
Imagine Garry Lyon having sex with you. He’s a creepy fat cunt (of unspecified race, is he a wog or one of those dark Irish cunts?) with a coke habit. Probably prefers younger girls but I can’t imagine he’d get many unless he pays for them. Imagine his hairy, sweaty, fat body on top of you as he tries to get his limp cock up
crazy how the afl somehow managed to have 0 games at the mcg this weekend when the nfl is on
>>157631787bit rude
>>157631778love when a daddies big ball plappie againt my soft pink ass as he mount my hole
>>157631796Why would I want to imagine that
>>157631773not my fault you can't hand my truthnukes
>>157631734this but israeli women
>>157631796This but Billy Brownless
If Albo or the LNP wanted to kill Pauline all they’d have to do is spam the airwaves with how much she loves Israel. But they won’t because they’re scared. Why are they so scared of Israel?
>>157631585>Aker in B tierClearly never watched him play
>>157631818so true good sir
>>157631820Seethe more dollrapist
>>157631824
>>157631818>Why are they so scared of Israel?Because they're owned by them too.
spastic retard low IQ aus/pol/ blowie you in mate?
is it a full moon? everyone's so angry today
>A 43-year-old has suffered a fatal complication after undergoing a penis enlargement surgery while holidaying with his wife in Thailand.
>>157631836It's not, but yeah a weird vibe here all day
>>157631836Mercury is in retrograde
>>157631839>has a wife>still feels the need to get penis enlargement surgeryJesus, just how small was he?
>>157631836Didn't have dessert and now I'm fucking seething. FUCK YOU
Women prefer big cocks btw. I’ve overheard my gf and her friends talk about guys and how big their cocks are. Any girl that says size doesn’t matter is lying
>>157631585Shocking effort
>>157631849I had 2 krispy kremes
>>157631856FUCKYOU
I liked the gogglebox family with the 3 generations of women
best tricep dumbbell exercises
>>157631847
>>157631861Imagine all the cocks they’d taken over the journey
>>157631861everyone on that show feels insincere and performing for the camera to me
>>157631868This was an inappropriate thing to say. Sorry lads.
>... And this one's for Steve!
>>157631874HEEEEEEEEM
Don’t understand how Stewey Dew can be so fat when he works in sport and athletics. On his feet all day, moving around at training etc. he’d burn a lot of calories which means he must eat a fucking spastic amount of food. Around 7 to 8 thousand calories a day I reckon
>>157631872All good mate, we can all be better
>>157631878great kick of the footy though
>>157631874
Shut up you fucking traitorous cunt
>>157631878>Don’t understand how Stewey Dew can be so fat when he works in sport and athletics. On his feet all day, moving around at training etc. he’d burn a lot of calories which means he must eat a fucking spastic amount of food. Around 7 to 8 thousand calories a day I reckonCorrrr that's a lot. That's one and a half buckets of KFC.
CHICKETY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKENHAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR BRAIN STARTS CLICKIN
>>157631916his hat is a bit big, no?
>>157631916wtc the megamind hat?
>>157631916Why is that roundface girl waving at me?
>>157631920>find supplier>all their socials are promoting gambling
>>157631920AFL Store at a Westfield
>>157631926>>157631928Thanks
I can't wear hats because my head is too small
>>157631916>tfw too smart to be a fred customer
>>157631916>>157631938he unironically works at maccas Myareet. fat cunt who's got the remembering faces autism
>>157631938>where do you smoke meth?>at the library
https://www.theaflstore.com.au/collections/afl-x-nfl-2026what the DICK is this shit?
>>157631944vile
>>157631944crisp
>>157631958that mannequin looks so life like
Are you blokes going to the nfl match on 9 11?
>>157631958YAKUB
Footy classified just called it “the Sydney five” like it’s the Bali nine or somethin
>>157631958thats just a regular cap on a starving somialian child
>>157631967bit odd since bice was found as just a completely innocent witness to the events
the sydney swans six smackers sextuplets
I don't have any footy merchandise
>>157631977i know what someones getting for christmas hehe
>>157631970Silence is violence
>>157631983Santa-san I want a Nick Daicos jersey please <3
>>157631970watching in silence as someone is sexually assaulted is the second biggest crime
>>157631989>>157631996>if you saw 9/11 happen you are personally guilty of terrorismbit odd
the sydney premature celebratorscould be alluding to two things here
>>157632000Sir a second unpaid slap has hit the two whores
>>157632000>if you saw the government plant the bombs and said nothing
>>157631958blackface is not ok
>>157632007I danced
>>157632025crisp saints or dees fan
Can we not?
>>157632029i beg your pardon?
don't reckon many straight men take pictures of their arsehole>fyfe>warner>florent
>>157632038the person that leaked it was a massive poofit was his collection of photos sent to him
We as Australians all remember where we were the day the Sydney Five were sentenced
Four slaps, Isaac? Four? That's insane.
>>157632039if you're sending photos of your arse or arsehole as a bloke you're a poof
>>157632056the most disgusting act i've seen in my 28 years as a lawyer
the police dont fly interstate to investigate an arseslapsomeone is going to gaol here
>>157632059nah nah nahrunning gag between my mates when we were 20 was to Snapchat our asshole while we were taking a shit
need someone to slap my ass and then wrap their arms around me
Women dont appreciate male arse because they're lame
>>157632137Bell St Maccas. 15 minutes.
>>157632137clarendon street pullman in 15 minutes champ
just went to have an apple and it had 2 stickers on it lol
fuck sake I'm so sick off all this commotion outside my windowone neighbour's kid locked in the car earlierthen a car crashnow other neighbour doing DIY at 10 o clock at nightcan a nigga get some peace
>>157631736is that including the discount?
How would a woman react if you sent her a picture of yourself on all fours presenting your arsehole?
>>157632193>now other neighbour doing DIY at 10 o clock at nightillegal, breaches noise ordinance laws. collect evidence and report him to your council.
>>157632199depends how much she already likes youif a girl really likes you she'll react to anything you do positively. I once went on a first date with this girl and when we were in her bed late that night I jokingly told her to tongue my arsehole and she just did it immediately no questions asked
>>157632219In general though the reaction would really be "ew you're a faggot" though wouldn't it?
But you should know that I died slowRunning through the halls of your haunted homeAnd the toughest part is that we both knowWhat happened to youWhy you're out on your ownMerry Christmas, please don't call
I reckon it would be cool to have sex with a pornstar
>>157632256I don't want to talk about it
>>157632193Crisp povo neighbourhood enjoyer.
Unironically am starting to get nostalgic for 2021-2022 ladsthe optimism after coming out of covid laughing at NFT retards
>>157632256it's surreal af desut. fucked tory lane
no you didnt
>>157632272Miss covid tbqhwyl
>>157632274u wot
miss the pandemic and the lockdowns, myself
>>157632277yeah i did. they're whores mate.>>157632290some thug bussy shit ong
2020-2021 was great because I felt vindicated after years of thinking "this world is fucking insane" whilst everyone was telling me things were all fine and it was all in my head for 10 years
whats Ben Cuntington doing now?
lol don't watch channel 7's coverage so I didn't see Tex's interview with Tom Morris until now. Hilarious. He looked like he wanted to knock out that journo scum.
crazy how much lower one’s quality of life is when raised by a subpar single mother
>>157632343Nice pusy.
once had a gf who was obsessed with me fucking her up the arse but i never did cause i find it pretty gross tbqh
only got footy
>>157632352I don't mind it but it's more trouble than it's worth. Pussy just feels better although I prefer anal in porn.
>>157632352my serena
>>157632353why did you cut out the part where the ball went directly to an uncontested Essendon player?
i'm going to do itgoing to the fridge and getting slices of cheeseit may not be 64 but its got enough sodium to do some damage
>>157631585cash grablette ruined his career by going to GC, B tier at best. dusty is a nepobaby who was allowed to ignore the rules for the afl confected "richmond era". scarlett is DANKED.COM. buddy will always be based.
>>157631350Tradiesperg is a jeet
>he thinks the sodium in animal products is the same as the sodium found in table salt
>>157632482jeets are the tradies now though
>>157631734Controlled opposition confirmed. Fell for it again ribbons for everyone.
i am in no way shape or form involved in any n*ggerdom
They hated him because he told the truth
There is only two games of football this week.
Kalgoorlie Superpit5 minutesChampu know who u are
the nfl game doesn't count as a game of a football
Ohayou alfies
nfl fucked up by picking two shit teams no-one cares about to play at the gshould have picked my ny jetties and i might have bothered to go
>rowan marshall wants out of the aintsthe shit kilda aints are finished kek
>>157635709they could hardly pick better teams for it. they needed west coast teams to accommodate the time zone shift. beyond the 49ers the only real relevant team is seattle and they've already been booked to do the opening game superbowl rematch gimmick, so it had to be the 49ers and (pick irrelevant shitter here), the rams was really their best choice but it's a snoozer of a matchup as it is anyway
I miss the cold of winter
look at the cope in here about the nfl from the jellyfagsbest city in australia for sport and you know it
morning sunshinelovely drive from newcastle to goulburn this morning
I've heard NFL is painful to watch. Constant breaks during play and an insane amount of ads.Apparently you have to record it to actually watch it.
I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not ashamed to say. My estimation of dosnmonke as a poster just fucken plummeted seeing him outed as tradiesperg.
>>157635933It makes sense when you think about it
>>157635933lol was in my routine only bought it back because it was getting so much reaction oh well(still banging a hammer, still not caring)this place is my canvasdunno what the cunt was on about being an op for a board league or someshit i don't really care.
I reckon I could teach an orangutang to play ruck
garn bottleo lads*waits at bus stop*
>>157632345TRUKE
Do your best today everyone!We're all going to make it!
lotta yanks in the cbd
garn monkepost lads*bangs hammer*
>>157636231otters = hammer bangers
>>157636280i look like this and say this
>>157636280hehotters are mongrels in packs
*posts monke*
>>157636349>>157636360>66 seconds later
>>157636437Thanks sherlock
islamic women are revolting
>>157636523meant hot
>>157636544cool your jets jake stringer
>>157636591
Good morning alf
>>157631970>Ordered the prozzies but leaves before anything happensMiami Bice has been set up
I'm asking everyone to please call out and stand up against misogynistic comments against female commentators and reporters. You can not like them, you can think they have a vendetta against your club, and you can think that it's unfairly biased, but I implore you to please not use hurtful and misogynistic commentary when information or reports are distributed by a female columnist, journalist or commentator. Please help me in calling it out across all AFL subs
yesterday's shocking events have left this community reeling, but not broken. one thing is clear though, alf NEEDS mandatory poster IDs of else we will never move past hate.
Early morning diarrhoea.
>>157636869IDs wouldnt slow me down
why does dosnmonke hate tradies
>>157636869bit dramatic
>>157636950Doesn't everyone?
>>157636951cool it with the antisemitism
>>157636950i used to be one
>>157636955why would i hate tradiesi've met plenty and they're all nice blokes, only issue is them driving shit yank tanks and thinking they own the road but otherwise i have no issue with them. they do the shittiest jobs on earth so they earn every cent compared to email sending office faggots (like myself).
back on the road. goulburn is a nice town, absolutely magnificent sandstone cathedral.
>>157637052no-one cares maggot
>>157637052neatshare more things across the road travels
>>157637052yeah i checked the place out on maps earlier when you postedlooks like a cozy rural town with minimal jeets
>>157637052feel like the tower is missing a spire
>>157637066>>157637079nearly every major building is a beautiful 19th century piece. lovely old houses too. >>157637059who shat in your weetbix?
>>157637052So they let you out of prison already?
>>157637110there's a prison out there isn't there
>>157637110that building is haunted
>>157637119>>157637121heaps of deroes around because of it and the big courthouse which is also a very beautiful 19th century work (not my picture). We used to have a civilisation.
>>157637138crisp beyond belief
>>157637143damn that's sick
>>157637143clisp
>>157637138>>157637157samefag
cast him
>>157637052that's nice and all but why aren't you posting photos of first nations buildings are you racist
>>157637394they didn't build any but it is NOT because they were uncivilised savages, it is in fact because their civilisation was superior to wh*tey without needing to build such things which are actually evil. also wh*te dogs could only build stuff like that because they exploited black fellas or something.
>>157637052our tradies used to have class and culture. todays tradies could never
you lot still whining about tradies indians sydney jews abos and nrl?
>>157637110>eating wheat
>>157637429
>>157637432The tradies could still do it if (((architects))) and (((bureaucrats))) wanted them to
>>157637644not>hammers considered hammfulone job. hammed it right up.
>>157637706my mate's a stone mason, studied in Italy and France because nae cunts here could teach him. best part? cenno, or some govt dept chucked him 10k lump sum towards going. some obscure employment grant. he would say "gl finding them here"
new Kayo sports logo sucks
got a mate that reckons he's a stone mason
yeah i spent a couple of years in france to study "stone masonry"
got a mate that reckons he's a stoned mason cox iykwim haha
Hey mate can you shut up? cheers.
mickGOD
>>157637934>>157637945the duality of /afl/ iykwim haha
>>157637825what are they thinking
>>157637825that can't be real.
>>157637986it'll be the basis for the new Kayo Footy logo. Need to be able to see the Footy part a little easier than pic related.Yes, all the Fox Sports channels are being turned into Kayo Sports channels.
>>157638025did I stutter?https://tvblackbox.com.au/page/2026/09/03/fox-sports-to-disappear-as-kayo-sports-takes-over-in-2027/https://search.ipaustralia.gov.au/trademarks/search/result?s=414e5b05-e733-4a22-8c78-80f0d0e05e41
>>157637754if the demand was still there they would learn the skills, but yes everything you say is true
>>157638042not a stutter, more like a gay lisp.
Is masturbating on a Tuesday afternoon a sign that you've lost control of your life? Not presently doing it but tempted.
>>157637825I love it
>>157637825Looks like some dodgy russian fox mirroring siteCommon DAZN L
>>157638042no but steven m-m-m-may
>>157636869What happened yesterday? I didn't really post much and missed it.
>>157638258dosnmonke was shown to be a radical antitradie hate preacher
>>157638258i got stoned and my mask slippedama
national 'mick registry and mandatory trips NOW
bailey signs for 8 more years at brisbane
>>157638329this is mickophobic
i am a black market mick dealer you will never catch me
>>157638329post IDs would save the thread
all of a sudden every general on this website NEEDS more surveillance at the same time!but there is no centralised government you crazy!
>>157638401 (You)so true
>>157637706FUCKINGTHISHIS
>>157638393i'll have a pack of manchester double drives and a north melbourne football club related mick thanks
>>157638513dropped em at the op shop for you mate
>>157638376Adelaide just cannot get it done. Guy turned down like $3 million more to stay at the Lions. What more can they do?
>>157637394>>157637429slit your throat mickpaedo
This guy's mail was good.
>>157638586>failed to get trac>failed to get baileywhy does no-one want to play for the badelaide throws?
>>157638598mandatory poster IDs would have prevented this debacle
>>157638612stop replying to me and start killing yourself you worthless nonce
>>157638608>why does no-one want to play for the badelaide throws?It's an interesting discussion.
>>157638608Historically it's always been hard to get non south Australians to Adelaide clubs unless they are drafted there. And then half the time they want to go back home.
>>157638652bizarre i'm not from adelaide but would rather live there than smellbum, too fucking overpopulated and not nearly as soulful
>>157638401No the terminal thread schizos just get geared up. Many such cases across many boards.
>>157638652Need to start targeting emerging players from shit clubs and pay overs. Doesn't seem like the established superstars are interested in leaving good clubs for Adelaide, even for big, big money.
>>157638376>>157638586Who does Adelaide throw all that money at now?
>>157638711Petracca again
>>157638711Too late to target anyone else this trade period. I guess they push all their chips towards NWM next year but pretty sure Poort is in the box seat for him so might be fucked there too.
>>157638711indian basketball clubs.
>>157638719Hawks-bound if Suns decide to let him go.
jizzman pootoucher
I guess that explains why Jones suddenly re-signed at the Dogs.
>>157638659It's the WAG effect. Ivan Soldo is a good example. He comes to port and his missus doesn't stop publicly bagging the city to the point where she and Ivan then live separately so she can go back to Melbourne to live. Dan Houston committed to port on a 7 year deal but then asked for a trade 12 months later because his Victorian girlfriend was desperate to go back home.A few years ago Crows felt really confident of getting Brodie Grundy as he's from Adelaide but his girlfriend is from NSW so he went there for her. It's the WAGs who hate Adelaide. Not enough cafes and restaurants for their instagram.
Hi
>>157638711zach merrett
>>157638401I post in a general with post id's, it just encourages tripfaggotry and you have to hold off on posts till next thread least you be caught lying/contradicting yourself or undermining previous well articulated posts. You can only post on one mode basically you can't switch things up when the mood strikes.
>>157638634applied for unleaded yet mate
FUCK THE DEVILS
>>157638810g'day knackers
>>157638833i need to fuck a succubus iykwim haha
I choose to believe mick is a good man, an imperfect man that has done a lot of good in the world
Really should get out of bed
Why do you call it Alf? That’s my name
Which club is the best at failing to attract star players: Crom, Norf or Aints?
>>157638930Crows got Dawson and Rankine who are pretty good. Aints got all the big names last year. No one wants to go to norf so they win. >ynr the north "war chest" for Dustin Martin at the end of 2016
>>157638930dunno but norf and aints should be folded desu
>>157638957>Aints got all the big names last year.
>>157638808grim state of affairs. these franchises would be wise to hook them up with local, strongly family oriented girls mayhaps
>>157638711DeGoey is rumoured. If I were a Crom customer I would hope that isn't true.
have to wonder if other codes have issues with mummys boy players who can't stand being interstateor players who let their cunts decide where they should play their footy
>>157638930Norf by a mileExpect the Tassy roos to be a thing in the 2030s
>>157639052happens in soccer hell connor mckenna went home for a stint then came back to brisbane
>>157638930Who was the last big name player Norf traded in? I genuinely can't think of one of the top of my head. Parker doesn't really count since he was 32 and just padding out his retirement.
>>157639099jack darling?
>>157639099polec desu kek
>>157639099dal santo if you are counting free agents toothey even had a whip round for members to pay for him
>>157639106Same boat as Parker. A. 32 year old padding out the retirement.
>>157639118lol that's probably it though in hindsight it's hilarious to think that was ever seen as a coup.>>157639122Dal Santo was old when he came there too. Like 30 or 31.
now in holbrookbreddy cool submarine
/alf/ the friend simulator
so bailey used adelaide as leverage to get bane to max out what they were willing to offer and now adelaide are going to have to throw loads at de goey or something?
>>157639391Looks like it.
someone bake it
new>>157639422>>157639422>>157639422
scaring the huzz
>>157639294see? climate change is how that once proud water-borne craft is now half-submerged inland, stuck and unable to escape. climate change!
