Later TodayArgentino>19.00 Chiqui Tapia FC vs Chiqui Tapia FC>21.15 Unión vs Chiqui Tapia FCMono>20.00 Vitoria vs GremioAnything Else>who cares
RiBer should have been down to 10 men that final the very first minutes btw
>>157633068Is this Platense's real DT?? Fluminense are fucked
>>157633092Riber is the new Boca
I came here because the other thread was too violent
First for fuck anime.
Thanks god I have to work today, I would have gone to La Paulista
colombians being eternally mind broken by bragenchina fuchibola excellence says a lot about society we should let them win one, for their mental health
but what is it about my mother's conch shell that 'chinians keep bringing it up to me?
>>157633137We are a cycling nation
The 6-0 to Peru was totally legit btw, nothing weird happened that day
there's only palmolengo excellence (the "pal" part is debatable)the rest is trash
>>157633137They love Brazilian excellence because they use it as a shield. >burrior got knocked out in the group stage but that's okay because winning copalib is impossible anyway, brazilians are invincibleArgentinian excellence makes them feel bad. They'd rather see Brazilians win.But there is a third brand of excellence that really sets them off. Colombians mourn their victories like losses of close relatives and loved ones.
>>157633166STOP WINNINGLATINOAMERICA UNIDAlet the small, small, really really small brother win something bro, you are being UNFAIR
>>157633166and baseball dont forget
>>157633180I haven’t seen a /copaliber/ say this. We are more about stepping up than you guys becoming shit. Sadly we couldn’t beat messi, it would have been kino
>>157633179>Argentinian excellence makes them feel bad.We know they are better than us, have more resources and they know how to win the match outside of the pitch, thats alright.
the first step is to admit
>>157633179>They'd rather see Brazilians win.False, there are a lot of Bover fans here, I rather see Bover than another Flamengo Palmeiras final btw
SI BOQUITA NO GANA ME TIRO DEL BALCÓN DEL MORIMBIS
AUA ! UMA VIRA BORA MORDEU MEU FEIJÃO !
>>157633195Volleyball when?
>>157633234who's hotter, the brazilian or the colombian volleyball team?
>>157633248it's not a fair comparison, brasil has more money for BBL's
Best thread in a long time.
NUMBER OF COLOMBIANS BY BRASILEIRÃO SQUADAthletico Paranaense- 7 ColombiansVasco da Gama - 4 ColombiansAtlético Mineiro - 2 ColombiansBotafogo - 2 ColombiansCruzeiro - 2 ColombiansFluminense - 2 ColombiansBragantino - 1 ColombianChapecoense - 1 ColombianCoritiba - 1 ColombianFlamengo - 1 ColombianGrêmio - 1 ColombianInternacional - 1 ColombianPalmeiras - 1 Colombian
It's not lack of opportunityIt'a lack of attitude
>>157633264>there’s not an optimal number of ColombiansMath lied to me
KWAB
>>157633255>brazil>bbland we are the americanized ones...
>>157633195We used to be a boxing nation, but we focused more on Olympic boxing and now we get blatantly robbed at every opportunity
>>157633264seems like the more colombians are in your team, the worst the team performs. Any science behind this?
>>157633248Whoever has the hairiest pits.
>>157633331There's not a correlation to be found. Corinthians, Santos, Vitória, São Paulo, Bahia, Bragantino and Remo all have zero Colombians, but they aren't exactly good. You could infer from Atlético, Cruzeiro, Fluminense, Flamengo and Palmeiras that the oC (optimal Colombia) is at least one but no more than two Colombians in the squad, but then you'd have to explain Athletico Paranaense in 3rd place in the league.
>>157633383it was a joke, autist
1 to 2 Colombians is the golden mean. With three you're getting a bit cheesy with your coffee.see: boca under el virrey and gashardo's river (coincidentally both had their golden ages following this rule)With 0 Colombians you're just being racist.
Can't get anything done cause I sleep 12 hours a day
NUMBER OF ARGENTINIANS BY BRASILEIRÃO SQUADBahia - 4 ArgentiniansFluminense - 4 ArgentiniansInternacional - 4 ArgentiniansAthletico Paranaense - 3 ArgentiniansCruzeiro - 3 ArgentiniansGrêmio - 3 ArgentiniansSantos - 3 ArgentiniansVasco da Gama - 3 ArgentiniansVitória - 3 ArgentiniansAtlético Mineiro - 2 ArgentiniansBotafogo - 2 ArgentiniansCorinthians - 2 ArgentiniansFlamengo - 2 ArgentiniansPalmeiras - 2 ArgentiniansSão Paulo - 2 ArgentiniansBragantino - 1 ArgentinianRemo - 1 Argentinian
>>157633438seems like the more argenchinos are in your team, the worst the team performs. Any science behind this?
>why does the brasileirão have so many argenchinos?When a club signs Jim Karey from Novorizontino, 19, for free, the fans say "vocês estão acabando com o nosso clube, diretoria de merda!!!"When a club signs Jhon Gómez from A.Nal, 22, for one million euros, the fans say "lá vem mais uma aposta colombiana, é sempre a mesma história. Depois vão falar que ele não se adaptou e quer voltar pra Colômbia"But when a club signs Nahuel Pellegrini from Atlético Tucuman, 27, for 8 million euros, then the fans go wild. "Agora sim o nível da nossa equipe vai subir, ele foi o melhor lateral do Tucumán no último ano. Mais dois jogadores desse nível, e a gente vai brigar por título esse ano"
The ideal sudaca team should be 10 argenchinos and 1 brasilero (named Iarley)
>>157633530Kek
>>157633438Argies are doing an inside job orchestrated by chiqui tapia in Brasileirão
Calleri is an inside job
Calleri will rearrange Boca's insides
Calleri agáchate y conocelo jjjjjjjjj
>>157633569Big if true
DorichadChadvalKinovalChadkinoKinochadvalDorikino
We need you to send your best Brasilerao C players so that we may WIN the next year's Sudamericana
>>157633907I'll say this when Boca experience a verguenza histórica in La Bombonera
This city is so cold, sorry guys I need summer
>>157633953SP's weather sucks bro, should've picked a better city if that's important to you
>>157633960It’s just that I moved to a constant 30c city before my trip and my body is feeling the shocking change in temperature, but I like it.
>brasileros when the weather is below 29°CI'M FREEZING MY BOLINHAS
>>157633949Cienciano just wrecked one of the best and biggest Série A clubs and are now one Galo away from winning the Sudakino. What makes you think you need Série C players?
>>157633984This but unironically
>>157633992What? I thought Cienciano had beaten Botafogo
>>157633984You got them beans
>taça das bolinhas out of nowhere
>Third week of class today and still have no working group Every semester it gets harder
>>1576340571975 was 20 years ago you have to let it go
>>157634116It's ok, we can do it together
>another university strike tomorrowbut at least the heckin' left isn't in charge of the countryvamos boca
Flamengo is winning everything once again, i'm considering become a Euro football faggot
You're already a faggot, so you're halfway there
>"we need to model our league after european leagues">"woah how can this happen?!"cuadrangular chads stay random
Just crossed the border to the Uruguayan town of Pelotas but there's no dick&balls here tf? if any man here wants to hook up hit me up
>>157634338I know a uruguayan guy ITT who LOVES us Colombians. He'll hook you up.
>>157634338trolazo, get the hell out my country
>any manDon't even need to be good looking, this guy really is el embichado
>>157634338Pelotas is our main faggot exporter, according to our president
>>157634338https://youtu.be/fVgtZY5oLGY
It's funny because Macaco Louco seems to be clueless on how dangerous Brazil actually is.Being a Colombian and walking by himself at night, he's basically asking for someone to put him into a car, drive him to São Cristóvão, put a Vasco shirt on him and say "bienvenido, crack"
BABYI compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
>>157634338What an interesting character
>>157634407I would tell the joke >qual é a diferença entre o Vasco e o Titanic
>>157634431Vasco actually crossed the atlantic
>>157634407I don't think tourists get murdered or nothing like that, at the very most he'll be robbed and forced to commit heinous sexual acts on his robbers that's all
>>157634469I didn’t see this one coming tbdesu
>>157634499neither did the titanic
>>157634514Kek, you’re on fire
Inter is the only Campeão Brasileiro Invicto they deserve a golden taza de bolitas
The colombian-argentinian war will end up with us annexing 3 stars to our National football team
It's really weird how Inter doesn't talk about being campeão invicto at all, the only team to ever do it, they completely neglected the champions of 70s in a favor of shitters who won libertadores like Perdigão and GabiruHell, Falcão doesn't have a single monument at Beira-Rio, not even a salinha do café
>>157634524Pequenhos urubus be like
Reminder there's an anon here that believes Ponchi Preta "A Macaca" Série C title is worth as much as Guarani's Brasileiro de 86
they didn't countand if the counted, mine are betterand if yours are better, we fought harder for ours
>>157634736The 70s were never treated with the due respect in the history of Brazilian football. Teams and players from the era are often overlooked in favour of the ones that came after. In contrast, the 90s are ridiculously overrated.
imagem emblemática de abel ferreira
>corinthians has 4 players in the lista before the lista que conta of ancelottiKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK it's some putariathe way they used selecinhas as plataform for sales of certain clubs is obscene
>>157634780I refuse to believe this
The 80's are correctly rated
>>157634842i hate this piece of shit so much
>tomorrowholy SHIT copalib vai tremer
friozinho gostoso
>>157634928Uma merda. Ainda tá chovendo.
>>157634867We deserve this.
>>157634917imagine the slurp
>>157634867I hope we get out on group stages this time
>>1576349170x00x0
>>157635008Penalesx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-0x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
>>157634917It's like when your favourite band comes back for an anniversary tour but they're all fat, old, bald, the singer can't sing and the drummer doesn't have the stamina to keep up a consistent tempo
>>157634917>only for 500 reais
>ynr 1973 HuracánBasile, Carrascosa, Brindisi, Houseman, Babington, Omar LarrosaGod it feels like yesterday
>>157635034Look! smart life on CopalibNice analogyIs there a problem with bald people?
>>157634917
>>157635034the drummer's name? Calleri Dos Santos
>>157635021who's scoring?
>he sold his dollars on mondayOh nonononooooooooo
why haven't macaca and trika linked up though?
How come all colombians are attention whores?
We wonDemocracy won
>>157635259He got offended when I said something bad about São Paulo
>>157635489You should invite him to the Morumbi as a way to make amends.
how the fuck do girls get these brazos de merendeira so young?
murio nerman?
>>157635499No way, São Paulo sold out. No more tickets available except the ones for 500
>>157635562No, they didn't. Check tomorrow after 10:00.
Meu time precisa de um volante que se posicione nas hot zones e quebre a pressão
>>157635524as meninas tao fazendo maozinha nas costas da leiteria tudo chia
Y'all niggas ever played that old ass game resident evil?
>>157635649No.
>Jorge Bermúdez died>No
>>157635524Gorda vagabunda
>-AAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK!
>>157635674Krillin?>>157635595I will be waiting
Some brazilians study for hours and hours and train the body to do a concursinho to become a policial penal working with the most dangerous criminals in the country and earning 3 salarios minimos
>>157635775The father of the Boca player that was also a player
>>157635747Felipe Melo is right
>Chiqui Umbanda sacrifices El Indio and Gaspi on macumba rituals to reach the finalArgentina NT still need to reach their ultimate form, the Mirtha Legrand sacrifice is necessary
>>157635798for most people it's either that or ifood/uber/6x1
>>157635798we need real men so soft boys like you can post about calleri and abel ferreira all day
>>157633264>7 colombiansis it a football squad or a restaurant kitchen?
Açaí guardiãZum de besouro, um ímãBranca é a tez da manhã
The superiority of our cuisine has caused some controversy again
we were simply outbeaned
You shouldn’t have focused on grass bro.
me in the back (i'm part of TROPA DO URSO)
>>157636222por que essa aberração tá olhando pra câmera parado?
>>157636230theres no argument against this
Time to stop whatever you may be doing and watch our horário político
>>157636222She doesn't really look gorda
>>157636250Ok gonna stop playing Onimusha to watch
y'all sleeping on vitória-grêmiogreat match so far
No we won'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7vus3qBphg
>>157636323I'm watching the game. I just don't have anything to say about it.
jogo bom tem gol amigo, pelo menos uma bolinha na travenão vem com essa sua desconstrução do bom futebol pro meu lado seu woke de merda
>>157636327my samurai is very tunado
So, it's basically Samurai Dark Souls? CoolI liked Ghost of Tsushima altough it gets repetitive and dull halfway through
>>157636338Não sempre, tem slurpers que são bom demais
fuck a.nal
we're herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIM677f6r4w
Bosteros = MexicoRiver = ArgentinaThey cry about every penalty without even looking at it. It doesn't matter if era or no era. Penal = robo.
>>157636449the true is that bover cry out every minor foul from the opposing team and feing ignorance when it happens to them
>>157636462Most fans do that
>>157636383Kinda but also not really. It's a mix of old Onimusha and Sekiro.
LIBEREN A LOS PIBES
san pablo btw
Where can I watch this game tomorrow?
>>157636697moar?
There should be harsher penalties for teams that take longer than 15 minutes to return for the second half. This shit is happening every week since last year, and I'm convinced that some teams do it on purpose.
>>157635747most expensive team outside Europe btw
>>157636752yeah, they should just start the game after 15 minutesif the other team isn't on the field the other team can just score
What the fuck did this retard just do?
>>157636697Needs a roacutan
lmaoooo Grêmio getting blatantly assaltatedI'm sick of this joke league
GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
the best part about making fideos con manteca is knowing that brazilians don’t know how toit's important to make fideos con manteca so you can remind macacos that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life, they're allowed to have beans, caipirinha, and cuscus paulista, that's pretty much it
Awful match
>CA/SI
>>157637534You made me google them
>>157637630Can't believe I'm watching this shit
>gaybbbbio
Incrível como um cara que mija e não gosta do clube se tornou um dos maiores ídolos da história do mesmo kkkkkk
Would you say that the officiating in whatever league you follow is subpar? If so, would you say the wrong calls are done on purpose to the benefit of a certain team and/or market? If so, what would it take for you to stop following the league because at this point you're basically investing time with a low quality scripted event? Serious answers only
>>157638092>Would you say that the officiating in whatever league you follow is subparYes.would you say the wrong calls are done on purpose to the benefit of a certain team and/or market? Maybe. But probably not. Some teams are just better at exploiting it than others.>what would it take for you to stop following the league My club leaving it.
bro, you're blackhere's some beans
>Argentina will probably play vs Burkina Faso and Benin in the next friendliesjfc
>>157638092>Would you say that the officiating in whatever league you follow is subpar?Yes> If so, would you say the wrong calls are done on purpose to the benefit of a certain team and/or market?Yes> If so, what would it take for you to stop following the league because at this point you're basically investing time with a low quality scripted event? Serious answers onlyThe players can break the script, last year the refs did everything on their power to make Falcao win the league and it wasn't enough
>Si usted es del verde usted es feliz y es como un parapapapapam
la cosa fuim volto (victoria)
well well well so that's the power of The Kanne Man, breaker of the dressing rooms
Who Killed /copalib/?
>>157638585Calleri
>>157636697who
>>157638909Me
>>157638937liar
Should I be jerking off before or after I workout?
thinking about this>>157639357after, treat it as a reward
>>157639357It's no fap September bru
>>157639394Why is Jorge Ben hanging out with Fiona from Shrek?
>>157639394Thinking aBBBBBBout this
can't believe i won't be able to watch my São Paulo tomorrow because it's my wife's boyfriend birthday
I cleared my cookies and forgot to add my name back
does he has a bibisi
4 zesty niggas eating beans on a palmtree, one farts, how many smell it?
SENATVS POPVLVSQVE TRVMPVS
TODO Palmeirense nasceu pra ser corno.
Tá tarde, vamos parar com as bobeiras.
bom chía, bora cheirar muito bom hj
Remember when this general was about fulbo? Me neither.
They found a new compound tied to bean flavor in the anus of a rare species of bat in the Alps.
o vampetinho
é troqueiro hein
CALLERIBERG HOJE VAI A MORRER HEIN
vela
>>157640908tvrk aryan
>>157640908nice place nigga
South American volleyball championship starts today
O Binter vai cair
>>157641069you're the aspie that makes 90% of the posts in the volleyball thread?
>>157641069you only say that because you like to hear tall women moan
In line for the tickets wish me luck
>>157641230santos plays tomorrow bro
>>157641117Also known as bahianon
and all this time I thought bahianon was cringeturns out he is based
>>157641237>it requires biometrics and the page doesn’t load.It’s ogre
>>157641298>it requires biometricsImagine getting cucked so much
Now that OoT is confirmed shit how does this affect /copalib/?
Brazilians literally don’t want your money >register>done>your contact info please>done>biometrics, in cartagena they paid 200k for your iris, but here you will pay 200k>done>ok, king. Thank you for signing up. here it is your ticket, buy it>ok, I will>enter your passport >done>sorry king, but we couldn’t find your account, sign up again Nah, I will jerk off and go to sleep
just show up to the arena's entrance and say "Hear me roar" and they should let you in
>>157641391Kek now they have all your info, good goy
>>157641258Wtf I love Bahia now!!!?!??!?
>>157641343What's wrong with it?
>>157641391This guy can't buy a ticket lmao
falou do chickechi é virou sem cueca? vai jantar nao mesmo ai vai ficar na gozadeira do sau pau
It used to be simple, go to cancha, buy ticket
Brazil gotta be one of the most surveilled countries in the world, you can't do shit without giving your personal ID, e-mail, phone number and now, face scanI can't even post on GE with a nickname anymore
>>157640908where is the cat?
>>157641644You voted for this.
>>157641710what other option there is in a violent and dangerous country
>>157641724Now it's violent, dangerous and the people that follow the rules are in a constant state of vigilance.
>>157641644To watch sensitive content on twitter you need to provide your ID lol>>157641595Not my fault São Paulo vibe coded their website.
>>157641595tbf buying tickets online for international away matches is really a dick in your assyou'd know better if you ever done
Blue flags were right. Macaco Louco breathes Brazilian air and immediately starts giving excuses to not go to la cancha.
>>157641773He's trying to buy a home ticket to see São Paulo in the Morumbi.
>>157641784
>>157641724Fucking boomers, just because I have nothing to hide doesn't mean I have something to show. Fuck off.
>>157641784MorunBIS
>>157641784With my passport
>>157641776
This weekend there was canchaposting at morumbi and beira-rioI didn't see no blueflag canchaposting
>>157641830It usually isn't a problem, but you should also work on getting a CPF asap. It's much more convenient.
>>157641846Blue flags can't afford to use their 200MB mobile data plans to upload photos of their stadiums on 4chan. But if they say they were in la cancha, I believe them.
>>157641852I think the problem is the traffic. It asked me to upload a jpg pic, I did and it said wrong format idk,Maybe too many users to handle
Macaco Louco needs to try for a concurso da prefeitura do become a true brazilian
I'm sure there will be plenty of pictures at La bombonera tonightRight?
>>157641881>Maybe too many users to handle>implying brasileros go to la canchaFool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on them, fool me again, shame on you
>>157641886200MB is the data an argentino promedio has. Bosteros have gobierno SIM cards that only allow for them to make calls.
In some server, deep inside the jungle of santos, there are pictures of every brasilero that posts here
>>157641894sovl desui hate smart phones, social media, and the world post 2013
>>157641884I prefer private sector >>157641889Kek
It all started in NatalIronic
>>157641909muito, MUITO assustador
>>157641909ok palantirna
>>157641926I prefer my privates in your sector (anal)
>>157641988Dogs that bark don’t bite
>>157641992that's a terrible advice, i've seen many men bitten by several barking dogs
EVERTON CEBOLINHA QUASE ACERTADO COM O SANTOSSANTOS EM NEGOCIAÇÃO COM PHILIPE COUTINHOO SANTOS PODE TER O TIME MAIS MULTICAMPEÃO DO BRASIL>CEBOLINHA MULTICAMPEÃO NO GRÊMIO E FLAMENGO>ARTHUR MULTICAMPEÃO NO GRÊMIO E BARCELONA>GABIGOL DISPENSA COMENTÁRIOS>GABRIEL MENINO MULTICAMPEÃO NO PALMEIRAS E ATLÉTICO MINEIRO>WILLIAN ARÃO>NEYMAR O PRÍNCIPE>COUTINHO O REIZINHO DA VILA
I saw a video on twitter showing that smart phones in brazil have a camera in the front pointing at you all the time but it looked kinda fake, can any greenflags confirm?
>>157642050>Philipe mortinhokkkkkkkkkk
>gabriel menino is not gabigolI've been lied to
I have hundreds of money in my bank account
>>157642050Serious question, how are they gonna pay for this?
>>157642093Vila Belmiro's deed
spoiler from Boca vs trika match tonight
>>157642093neymar pai
>>157642050seriously what the fuck is wrong with Santos? why they keep buying shitters? Arthur, Cebolinha, William Arao, Rony, Rodinei etc. If you don't have players as good as them in your U20, them close it
that's it, Santos is closed
>>157642136You are the Neymar pai, mate
Oh, Neymar is tired? COUTINHO, warm upOh, Miguelito isn't performing? Bring RONYOh, Gabriel Menino is injured? RODINEI got thisSantos is getting SCARY
o zé povinho querendo criar crisequalquer jogador adoraria o DELEITE que é jogar com Neymaratrasar salário a maioria dos clubes atrasa, não me venha com esse falso moralismo, isso só mostra como os jogadores estão compremetidos com a causa do PEIXÃO, seu CANALHA
>>157642230depois tá igual o corinthians com 4 transfer bans no lombo tendo que jogar com gui negão e kaio cezar
Corinthians is suffering the consequences of Dinizismo. A short and strong start followed by a very quick fall where you can't even win against Chapecoense at home.
>>157642093>cebolinhaLoan>arthurFree agent>gabigolLoan>gabriel meninoLoan>willian arãoFree agent>neymarFree agent>coutinhoFree agent>>157642151Not all of these signings are bad. William Arão is okay, Rodinei is actually pretty good (and much better than Igor Vinícius). Cebolinha can be helpful. But I agree that clubs in general, not just Santos, should use youngsters a lot more. When it's not a shitty journeyman, it's some 5 million dollar Colombian.
you can put guardiola to coach corinthians and it would be the same shitsquad so abismal that the only hope of a recovery is having YURI ALBERTO back
>neymar cockblocking paraíbas da vila to force his parças into the lineup keksantos is only alive because they sell a kid from bahia or pernambuco every seasonmarcos leonardo, wesley patati, kaio jorge the list goes on...
>>157642274all of those names receive huge salaries and luvas
>>157642230>o DELEITE que é jogar com NeymarA bit gay, lad.
niggas don't know about my cebolas
>>157642292Most of these contracts end in december so they aren't at a risk of snowballing their deficit. It's a peido pra quem tá cagado situation. Stay in Série A, try to win the Sudamericana, and then they see what happens in january. Textbook declining grande stuff.
>>157642342>try to win the Sudamericana,This will be extremely easy, specially if you encounter any colombian teamsThose are REALLY EASY to beat
>>157642355If colombianas are really easy how come I don't have a big butt colombiana streamer gf?
>>157642366just because you can beat up women doesn't mean you have to
>>157642355>specially if you encounter any colombian teamsThey won't. Santa Fue will get knocked out by Vasco while Santos play Atlético and the greatest Cienciano of all time.
>>157642377We'll see about that tonight...
>>157642355> Those are REALLY EASY to beatThey would play against a u-17 team and lose. That’s how easy they are
>>157642530Hope Santa Fe and Bokita meet in semis
My retarded wheel-chair bound half cousin with one eye could beat any colombian team 16-0
>>157642530You probably didn't know this, but Burrior are among the four non-Brazilian clubs to ever beat Fluminense in the Maracanã.
>>157642570The name of el primo? Lautaro Martinez.
>>157642585Yeah, nice trophy. I bet char jerks off to a victory against flumeme every night >>157642563I don’t trust colombian teams, but they all are doing so shitty lately that I think they could have a redeeming journey this year. Specially because all teams are equally bad
Colombians talk all day about how shit, mediocre and pathetic their clubs are. But the second you say something vaguely positive about the excellent teams from Ecuador, millions of Colombians swarm at you armed and ready to kill you.
>>157642669There is no such a thing as Ecuadorian excellence.
Ecuador is just better than Colombia in fuchibolaDeal with it
man I'm gonna fucking die if I keep sleeping on the gaming chair, I bet this is how el chacho feels
Congratulations Ecuador for your trophy /copalib/ excellence
Congratulations to Macaco Louco for the "can't buy a ticket" trophy
>>157642749kkkkkkkkkkkkkknot even ecuatorians would glaze their own teams like brargentards on copalib
Looks like SOMEONE lost to an ecuador team recently and is being a naggin nancy about it
>>157642741chacho plays runescape and AO doesn't he?
>>157642792Some people will be VERY quiet after this week's matches.
>>157642636Exactly, Bokita would be struggling to be top 8 here
This nigga is not aware Colombia/Venezuela/ Ecuador, we all have the same shitters DNA.We have the talent, they have the Ngubus and the altitude and Venezuela, well Venezuela is a baseball nation
>>157642860what about panama
>>157642860>noooooooo we're shit but our neighbours are totally shit just like us!!! I swear!!!
classical colombian sand baggin strat to throw shade over ecuatorian GODS
Any Colombians teams to watch out for in the Libertadores??
I see some guys here love Ecuadorian bananas
>>157642898We are better than them as we have more talent.What Ecuador is living on their NT we live it in the 90s, what they are living with their teams we did in the 80s-90s.We are years ahead from them.
this is a secret they don't want you to know but "ecuadorian excellence" is a mufa forced by mengofags in an attempt to mufate IDV vs flamengo in their favor
>>157642927Makes sense
>>157642910NONE
>Santos trying to sign CoutinhoI'm trying to understand the logic behind it. Santos doesn't need a 10 like Coutinho. They have a lot of players able to do what he does. BTW, who will be in charge of running and defending in this team?
>>157643008>I'm trying to understand the logic behind it.Neymar's Miami FC.>BTW, who will be in charge of running and defending in this team?Running is overrated.
>>157643008why defend when you can score more goles than your rival?
>>157643011Why must Vascaindos always have to keep the humiliation bonfire at full blaze?
these niggas are acting all high and mighty as if they weren't basically all the same niggas even sharing the same flag
>>157643195Illegal in Brazil
How come Argentina always has meme clubs like Rivadavia and Platense in the KO phase, while other countries have the same 3-4 clubs?
It's the bean vs rice strategy.
>>157643702the worst teams of argenchina are the best teams on colapibLike naruto training with the heavy clothes
>>157643702let's see>argie clubs that made it to KO phase in the last 10 yearsriverbocaracingrosario centralhuracangodoy cruzsan lorenzolanusindependienteatletico tucumanedlpargentinos juniorsdefensa y justiciacolontalleresvelezplatenserivadavia19 total>brazil clubs that made it to KO phase in the last 10 yearscorinthianssao paulomineirogremiopalmeirasparanaensesantosbotafogoflamengocruzeirointernacionalfluminensefortalezamirassol14 totalhonestly i was ready to say you were wrong but it's true
>>157643958>argentinos juniors>defensa y justicia>colon>talleres>velez>platense>rivadaviagrim>cruzeiro>internacional>fluminense>fortaleza>mirassolgrimmier
You probably didn't know this, but the numbers often circulated online (even by journalists) and available on websites such as Transfermarkt and Wikipedia for maximum capacity of multiple Brasileirão stadiums are completely made up. I'll be comparing the made up numbers to the real ones and will gladly provide sources or explanations if asked.STADIUM | CLUB | FAKE CAPACITY -> REAL CAPACITY>Maracanã | Flamengo, Fluminense | 78,838 -> 73,609>Morumbi | São Paulo | 72,039 -> 66,795>Mineirão | Cruzeiro | 62,000 -> 61,890>Arena do Grêmio | Grêmio | 60,540 -> 57,387>Mangueirão | Remo | 53,635 -> 45,007>Arena MRV | Atlético Mineiro | 44,892 -> 44,313>Engenhão | Botafogo | 46,831 -> 44,651>Nubank Parque | Palmeiras | 45,000 -> 43,713*>São Januário | Vasco da Gama | 21.880 -> 20,419There's also the curious case of Santos. There is a very recent Corpo de Bombeiros document that explicitly gives them permission to hold up to 20,538 people, but Santos officially claim that the stadium's full capacity is 16,068 people. I have no clue of what causes this divergence.Stadiums not mentioned either have no mismatches or lack conclusive evidence.
>>157643702Argentina have 5 direct spots in Copalib (like us) and 6 in total, counting playoffs. The rest of the continent has 4 spots, 2 of them to the playoffs. So there are more argenchinos and it's easier for them to qualify. Their domestic competitions also have more randomness than ours, they're still in the age of São Caetanos and Paulistas. A calamar leproso situation is more statistically probable than another Deportivo Pereira or Universitario de Sucre.
>>157643298All the greenflags in copalib are sharing a single phone to post with because they need to file a bunch of documents and paperwork if they want to post in 4chan.
>>157644145It's also taking into account people on foot in the field for, say, a concert. There's no discrepancy, this has already been debunked.
>>157644145I don’t remember anyone ever saying Morumbas could fit 70k+ people
Vini :)
>>157644254No. Maracanã, for example, is reguarly reported as holding up to 78k supporters in a football game. The Nubank Parque's reported capacity for shows isn't 45k, but 55k. Likewise, the estimated Engenhão capacity for shows exceeds 60k. The stadium's capacities for football games are indeed misreported.
I just need some beans tonight
that was bellingham chud
>>157644305If you look up "Morumbi 72000 pessoas" you can find plenty of articles and posts that were made with the incorrect data. It's also what's informed on the English and Spanish Wikipedia pages for the stadium.
>>157644344As I said, this has already been debunked as people standing on the field had not been accounted for. The numbers add up perfectly when you take them into account. Further pursuing this narrative only shows deeply rooted character flaws and personal shame.
Last digit is how many SP scores tonight
Last digit is how many boquita misses today
>>51cheeky
>>157641658gato escoch
they caught a gay nigga smuggling the gay drug here
>>157644727he cute
>>157644731weed?
>>157644145>permission to hold up to 20,538 people, but Santos officially claim that the stadium's full capacity is 16,068 people.maybe they were midgets, you can occupy at least 17% more
What are the expectations for Saint Paul and Mouth Juniors for suda today?
>>157644880poppers
>>157644995Very low
>>1576449950.5 combined xG
HOJE TEM LIBERTADORES
Imagina ano que vem a Leila for presidente de honra do Vasco, vai deixar 600 milhões em dívida e ainda contrato com os bagres do Abel até 2029kekVai ser engraçado ver os palmeirenses que ficavam postando meme da "Tia Leila poderosa" se fuder
>>157644995SP to assrape the other team
>>157644995San pablo 125 Boca 67
Tonight we win
favorite female boca fan?for me it's juliana messina (before shitty surgeries)
idk i only jack it to the players
>flu's attack is hulk, ganso and soteldo:fire:
Brazilian commentators can't resist the temptation to bring up what Palermo did in 1999
>>157644995Im more excited about the /copalib/ shitposting than the match itself. This is our superbowl
Funfact: São Paulo had a rugby team between 1983 and 1989
fun fact: pan-americanism is coming for you
>>157645518were they any good? Sounds like samba countries can't into eggballs
COMPRAMOS O VAR
>>157645298la novia del mumi colazo tenia una jeta para pintarsela de leche
Chegou a familia narcotraficante Lamacchiam ostrando os dentes
(he's the tia leila of vasco)
fluminense
Cancha looks better without trapos
it's over for squidbros already
why are we still doing minuto aguinha??? it's fucking 21 degrees now
TRVMP wants us to adapt to the new FIFA quality standards
Congratulations fluminenchi
I can't wait 'til the match begins bros
CAM ON SQUIDWARDSCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS
Where in Brazil can I watch the game
Maracanã
>>157645731Estadio Maracana
I thought of it first doeRIP squid unless...
>>157645745>>157645736You guys are funny
>>157645647
>>157645731rojadirecta.me
como o fluminense com esse timeco consegue estar entre os 4 primeiros
I speak for ALL OF US here when I say that /copalib/ wants a Fla-Flu final.
>>157645777Libertadores só tem timeco
>>157645780The state of libertadores
Flu bors...it's over
>>157645815they are winning tho?
>>157645819the most dangerous lead...
>>157645840Kek
Fluminense caralho
>vasco can barely keep the ball against the equatorial big house Independiente de Santa Fe
>>157645879Bunda neles
>>157645872Vasco is close to getting relegated to play their sixth second division season bro. It's Santa Fe that should be embarrassed they aren't raping those shitters.
LDU would be winning 4-0. This is the difference between Ecuador and Colombia.
Next thread needs to be "carro do Hulk, Fluminense edition.
>>157646014oh no no brargentard bros
>santa kek can’t beat vaskek in altura
>>157646140They will slurp their way out in Brasil and win on pens again
>SPINELLI
Minuto aguinhia, I'm thirsty
>>157646209I hate this fucker so much
>>157646140Vasco B team even, which is absolutely terrible. Vasco can't afford to play titulares and has to preserve them for brasileirão.
>terribleVasco's A team is terribe. Their B team is indescriptible.
Alan Saldivia is worse than Leo Pelé
Se o C ganhar a libertadores e o vasco ganhar copa do brasil e sulamericana, o C vai ser maior que o vasco?
where's the match thread for boca x sp
>>157646351in 18 bings
>2026>ainda com esse delírio que o Vasco é grandeVasco tem mais rebaixamento que título relevante e 90% dos títulos vieram entre 97 e 2001
>>157646390vai tomar o remedinho, schizo
It feels like any team that can play an entire consistent match in good form would look magicalYou can see that Fluminense has some interesting movement but in the very next play it feels like it’s the first time they’re playing football
Platense is fucking trash
>>157646351>>157646384You guys make match threads for Suda and Liberta?I'm new here btw
Serna is a donkey but he’s a pontinha solidário
>>157646406>if a team makes all of the plays in a match perfectly, then said team would look perfectwhat an astute observation
>>157646433no, that's a thing from gays murricans and youpoors
>>157646433yep, if you want you can be the one to do it
Reminder the so called Titan got relegated with Fortaleza, he’s a puto descendido for all effects
Marcão always does a good job as interim coach but Fluminense is the most elitist team in Rio, they’d never allow a coach who resembles their porteiro
>0x1>Calleri 90+1
>>157646503not true, roger machado was coaching flu just the other day
horrible game, but acceptable result for Vasco
>>157646503My porteiro looks exactly like Mano Menezes. Marcão was offered a permanent DT role multiple times and he refused it.
Vasco wins
>>157646503this gotta be a post by that palmeirense chato
>>157646518This horrible B team managed to get a draw in Colombia, just as planned.
mundiais are overrated
>>157646463I see>>157646464I'll wait for you to make it
Why argies love to play so late. Bro, I’m 30 I need to be tucked in at 9 pm
>>157646541Why?
>>157646541Vamos Palmeiras btw.
Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
>>157646586he's the face of /copalib/
>>157646586probably for zoomers, but I'll never forget 2014, so no.
GK - BeltránRB - ???CB - ???CB - ???LB - ???DMF - ParedesCMF - ???CMF - ???AMF - NeymarSS - HulkCF - CavaniManaged by Fernando Diniz (possessed by the spirit of Russo)
>>157646586He’s shit, I can’t believe Brazilians forgave him
Hatewatchers we feast tonight
>>157646638>i'll never forget 2014Brazilians have the moral right to kill Colombians over what Zunigga did to Neymar, but we choose forgiveness. Why can't you forgive Hulk?
>>157646597He's the ass of copalib*
>we
>>157646693Hulk didn’t give anything to Colombia, on the other hand, your club probably has had at least one good Colombian who contributed to a winning a trophy
Hulk's gifts are to all of humanity
Are we rooting for Sapo Pablo or bokek
São Paulo, pero me encantan las bosteras
What are you drinking or eating, /copalib/?
>>157646783Kek
>kennedy is dead>cano got injured>hulk can't play against galoCASTILLOBROS, OUR TIME IS NOW
>>157646786I'm eating ass and drinking leche from my hung argenchino bfJkI wish
>>157646693You have no right to kill a congolombian player, your country has won 5 wc, and we showed you that nerman is a fraud. If anything, you should be grateful to zúñiga, since he opened the eyes of many brazilians regarding the NT.>Why can't you forgive Hulk?I don't mean that he did anything wrong, but rather it's because of the 7-1.
>>157646786Fideos con caruso and fries. Drinking water from the tap saludos
>>157646804>since he opened the eyes of many brazilians regarding the NT.The official narrative in Brasil is that Brasil would have won the world cup if it wasn't for Zuniga and the Thiago yellow
There's something poetic about saying "Brazil won 5 World Cups" right before Boca and São Paulo meet for the Sudamericana
>>157646823Actually I say we'd lose 2-1 caindo atirando if they played
VAMOS, SÃO PAULO!
UOCAAAAA
>Dorival JrJust retire Unc
Dorival will show why he's still got it.
Boca and San Pablo are two ex grandes.
went to the supermarket and forgot to buy some goyslop to eat while watch this match
Post the fla-flu cute yeguas pic
>>157646944Neither of them have been relegated, cope
>>157646953
>>157646944Tá forçando, amigo.
>>157646953same>opened ifood>all food pics are ai generated
boca is so shit lmao
>>157646786Samgwich de jamón y queso y un aguacate
>>157646997São Paulo are just that good.
>>157646786Pastel de queijo.
uhh, brazil anonsis dorival good?
>>157647045unbelievably inconsistent
Dorival is the greatest if you want to play like shit in the Brasileirão but win at least one cup.
>>157646985>ifoodplease don't give money to motoqueiros
O BOCA TÁ CAGADOELES ESTÃO JOGANDO CAGADOSCHEIOS DE MERDA NA CUECA
CHUPALA LUCIANOAQUI TA MONTERO PORRA
>>157646974Grandes don't play Second Division Libertadores.
the monkeys are already screaming in their language
I will kill Pablo Maia and waste my reu primário so we don't have to deal with his dogshit football ever again.
Dorival's magical first 20 minutes are over
>Pablo Marçal 90'+1 (P)
>Hidratation break at 13 degrees on sea level
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>flores
>>157647136little early innit
DALE BOOOOOOOOODALE BOOOOOOO
>>157647069Kek where did u get this picture of my home office
498
>calleri showing mercy
these teams suck
Chadval
>saio pra pegar um açaí>gol do Boca
