shit team
Good squad
>swipes away your title run
How do we fix viktor einar gyokeres? 10-man Eibar?
>>15763501611 man napoli
>>157635016What?
why are Arsenal so dislikeable?
>>157635098Only manager to beat pep in a title run in. Sent baldy into retirement.
>>157635183they beat your team and it huwt your feewings
>>157635222Scottish and Celtic fan - genuinely, a `no dog in this race` observer.
>>157635269You spend all your time on twitter and can’t think for yourself
>>157634312It's not /arse/, it's /sp/. I mean go take a look at /epl/ right now and you'll see that our schizo population percentage is actually really low. No seriously actually open that general right now, try to read through it, imagine you wanted to discuss Premier League football there, doesn't even matter who you support. Try to compare it with an average /epl/ thread from last decade. Sad state of the board (and the entire internet really)
>>157635315There's always a bunch of autists who start screeching that a certain poster they don't like is one of their many made up personalities like liversissy, aw, etc. It's shit like that which ruined /box/ back in covid and it's never recovered because all the enthusiasts left.
>>157635315pasta fampai tongue in cheek obv but you listen to the gary fucking n*ville podcast
>>157635365I think it’s like one bonganon just spamming schizo posts lol
>Myles Lewis-Skelly has the highest pass accuracy (93.3%) of any Premier League midfielder this season (200+ mins).
>>157634971Cinema >morgen codger
>>157635183>>157635269You tell us. The reasons people have hated Arsenal seem fluid and contradictory season over season. People hate Arsenal when they're playing haramball, people hate >us when we're playing fluid football, people hate us when we bottle, when we weren't competitive, people hate us when we do actually win trophies, people laughed at us for being weak and overly technical and now they hate us for being overly physical.My theory is that EPL watchers have "crabs in the bucket" syndrome and Arsenal just happens to be the closest to escaping that bucket. If we ever start regularly winning trophies, especially if we win the CL, then the hate will tamper off and move on to the next Big 6 club that is closest to escaping their banter era, probably Chelsea or Yanited.
>>157635367Good point mate. Maybe I'll be the next /arse/ schizo and my gimmick will be spamming Sky slop
>>157635374Maybe but it prevents any actual discussion because if you say something the schizo doesn't like it devolves into name calling rather than talking about actual sports. Like I said the same thing happened to /box/ which used to have some really knowledgeable posters and some great legacy boxing discussions, but now it's a dead general.
If we win the CL, there will be NOTHING they can say to us, ever, again, while being the only team that has a golden PL trophy, which NO TEAM in the EPL will ever achieve again, because of how hard the league is now and how much money is injected even into the likes of Fulham and Palace. And this frightens ALL of them; that's why they all unite hating on us, because they know sooner or later Arteta will deliver one. We were 2 fucking Pens away last year, it nearly killed them.
>>157635401>ynr tim cahill at sky when we beat poonited away i dont think you'll ever do that but hah ill give you plenty of yous if do
>>157635016heh... my boi just needs more time...
>>157635468>
>>157634971I liked Ben White's face.
currently listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb1iGDchKYs
>>157635269Well a Celtic fan can bloody talk. Hearts and Arsenal for life.
for me its rangers because for me its glorious protestantism
>>157635576I just want our players to come back alive and uninjured. We could have the last qualifying spot and I wouldn't care. We'll get to watch Madueke pretending to be a good player.
>>157635568Benny blanco is such a unique personality that nobody really appreciates much. He plays football for the money because he doesn't even like football. But he's actually elite when at his peak form. In other news my AI generated pepe streak is dead
>>157635620>I don't do thatwhat do you do>I play footballwhere do you play? >.. londonfor which club>... Arsenal Football Club
>>157635616finishing unbeaten was good for seeding last year. I think they should go out trying to win every game, none of this tinkering wenger style youf time carling cup nonsense. squads deep enough. I just don't want to see kepa.
>Shartinelli makes his debut>his teams 47 game unbeaten run comes to an endLmao
>>157635667kek
>>157635645Based
>>157635703luv are blanco simple fax
kek
>>157635648Is that so? I wonder.. Did the likes of Liverpool, Tottenham, Sporting and Barcelona not make the top 8? PSG and Real Madrid, conversely, finished outside of it. I am actually praying for that Wenger style nonsense. The one boon of finishing first is that it should please our players. It's a very chadian, competitve locker room and they would hate to see a weakend side. But an 8th place finish, and our Mikel has a gift for those, would would see our players less tired and avoid those two extra play-offs just as well. I know that I am 'in the wrong', but you do get a feeling as a fan every now and then. Mine is that we should only go at it 100% after that prophesied January signing.
>>157635721Nobody will admit it but benny b and timber are by far the best right fullback pair of any team in europe
Graeme souness is back on tv with his declan rice hate https://youtu.be/6lg1GOL4Dts
>>157635760oh easilycant think of anyone that comes close
>>157635804they only need netanyahu to complete the list of abominable people
>>157635882oh GAWD
>still no bench cam highlights
>>157635424Yeah agree it ruins everything. People disagree here but at least there is actual discussion. Name calling and general nothingposting is very childish and may I say, gay.Not surprised about other generals. Whole site is bad tbf.
>>157635804why do you even watch that? like you k*ans, your n*evills etc. it's like... it's like if we had an /arse/ podcast yeah and every week we invite some cunt just so you can hear some fucking idiot (sadi cunt) talking about arsenal... especially these 'obituary in my pocket' cunts who played when having 5 beers before the game was the requisite...
>you now remember The Tuesday Club
>>157635667I'd feel for him, but the bum is getting paid over 180k a week
>>157635568Arteta smiled a bit when asked about it and said it’s a “very english tackle”.And something along the lines of:“Sometimes you lot enjoy this more than scoring”
>>157635694My niggers
>>157636110>tfw you see the other nigga who made it out the hood
Whenever Arsenal tries to do some cool off the cuff shit the other team hits us on the break immediately. That's why the ultra safe, somewhat cowardly play is fine in my eyes. The blunder era is over.
>>157636051It's relatively decent compared to other "social" sites, since the zoomers haven't fully invaded here.Everywhere else people talk in that cringe slang with their tiktok vocabulary which makes you want to blend your brain into mush.Here there is at least some degree of sembelance of sentient intelligent life
we were at our peak when Jewmaican got was posting Hey Arnold images and im not afraid to take this stand
19 October 2024. Long time ago
>>157635468>If we win the CLYou wont> there will be NOTHING they can say to us, ever, againBut you haventYou know what no other team did? Bribe their way into the 1st division after the largest war humanity has ever known?
>>157636944no milly?
>>157636911Yeah it is. What's it significance?
>>157636944i bribed your sister into her first... division :^)
>>157637032>:^(
Defensively we look fucking terrible this season and Havertz is made of glass so it's only a matter of time before our attack falls apart too. Meanwhile Chelsea have Estevao so they're only going to improve from here.
>>157637264....do better <3
>>157637264The guy who scored 2 goals last season in 22 apps?
>>157637264>Defensively we look fucking terrible this season
How do you feel about him?
>>157637929Should only be played in cup games, against the easiest of Champions League opponents, and against relegation fodder. Must be sold next summer.
>>157637929I feel like he'll either have a breakthrough moment and become prolific or he'll forever be shit. There won't be any in-between.
>>157637929The nuker of Napoli.
Thread, is this real?
>>157638397it was real until the german suplex that's the only fake part
>>157637929I still believe.
>>157637929He's a pure goal poacher, use him correctly or sell.
>>157638397>nelli in an odegaard shirtkek
Who starts against Napoli?Tzolis Havertz SakaOdegaardRice MLS/Bruno/Zubimendi?Calafiori/Hincapie? Gabriel Konsa WhiteRaya
>>157639025Eze vik noniOdeZubi riceHincapie gabi konsa whiteRaya
>>157639054>Arteta rotatingHe's going to squeeze as much football as he can out of his favorites before the international break.
>>157639121i think given the status of the club, he's gonna run out the same starting lineup until bruno and timber are fit. the games against napoli and sunderland just mean he may do the subs at 60 or 65 instead of 70.ipswich should be a full rotation, but god damn am i not looking forward to Kepa in goal again
>>157639719I hope Kepa's in goal so we go out of that competition sooner rather than later.
>>157639054Max gotta be starting. It’s time to bench starboy blud soon.
>go for a morning shit >youtube shorts overflowing with Chelski salt
>have to wait another day for Arsenal CL footy:/, today’s games should at least be entertaining, especially Real:Inter
>>157640126I had a crazy dream 2 nights ago. Barcelona was playing against Inter and leading 13-0 by the 25th minute.Thank you for reading my schizo dreams
>>157637929he will come good soon. just needs a few more games to get going
>>157640195So you're saying he just needs more time, 2 more weeks approximately?
>>157634770First
>Ballon d’Or nominees: Harry Kane favourite to be crowned world’s bestlol lmao even
Hello where is the squad photo?
>>157640357Yamal should clear this one. Mbappé 2nd and 3rd who gives a shit
>>157640406Merino should fucking clear this one.
>>157640406>Yamal should clear this one
>>157640406>yamalLmao even.
>>157640641Should a national hero in Ethhhpanya
I look forward to seeing Zubimendi tomorrow. Great footballer who can also be really explosive on his day.
Let's stop the memes for a moment, Yamal is fucking dogshit.
>>157640357>>157640406I pity the poor souls who didn’t grow up in the 80/90s and saw the best football the world had to offer. The Balloon d’Odeure has always been a stupid popularity contest but it’s at an all time low now, so is the talent in football.
season ending pregnancy
>According to Opta, last year's runners-up Arsenal are the overall favourites to win the Champions League (20.4%) although Bayern Munich, who lost to PSG in the semi-finals, are only marginally behind (20%).>PSG's chances of winning a third European title in a row are 7.3%, fourth overall, while 2023 winners Manchester City are third, having been given a 12.7% chance.I'd be surprised if Arsenal get past the quarters.
>>157641138>watch old games>every second pass is a miss
>>157641138for some reason and for the longest time i thought it was like a fifa award and the votes were coming from idk managers or something... and then i learned how things are.. and now i view it as the community shield - if an arseman wins it - the most prestigious award. if someone else wins it - meh heavy paperweight hah>>157641182i wonder why farca and halal are not rated...
>>157641138Premier league peaked between 2000-2006
Declan, Gabby and Saliba all made the baloon door short list
>>157641180KAI HAVERTZ CUMS AGAIN
How are we (ITT) feeling about the inevitable tomorrow?>>157635568Lmao based.
>>157637929Unjustified, only needs the ball passed 33 times a game for a tap in and he WILL score a brace each and every game, simple as.
>>157641771Just need a ohtsidethe box zubi goal. I want to see more of Konsa too. I thought this general was too harsh on him and what could have been a baptism of fire
>>157640357To be +70 G/A is insaneRather him than another Dembele win where he did fuckall last season
>>157635315>>157635365>>157635374>>157635424>>157636051HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!?!
>>157641940Dembele did not even deserve the previous Ballon. It should've been Salah or at least one of the Barca players.Winning the UCL (thus being awarded the Ballon) was only a requirement for CR7 and Messi. Times changed. You don't need to win the UCL to be the best player in the world.
>>157641940Forget GA, he's just better at football than all of them. He is genuinely so good at a dozen different things. His misfortune is being associated with spuds.
>>157641940playing for Buyern and stat padding vs Hamburgler SVs should make you ineligible but yeah this year no one else should get it. That said winning the premiership and reaching the CL final is far superior, just wish >we didn’t suck so hard vs leaguewoninJanuarySG.
> Piers Morgan claims Viktor Gyokeres feels ‘disrespected’ at Arsenal and was effectively told to leave during the summer transfer window> The Sweden international failed to feature in Arsenal’s first two games and Morgan claims Gyokeres was ‘deliberately benched’ in a bid to get him out of the club> ‘I was told that Gyokeres is p****d off about the way he’s been treated and feels he’s been disrespected.> ‘I think that’s undeniable but that it also shows the ruthless streak of Mikel Arteta which many Arsenal fans are quite happy to see.> ‘I’m told Arsenal are bracing to go back into the market for a new striker in January. They’re going to go back in during the January window and get someone.’
>>157642051Artetter and Havertz are brosShould have been obvious to him like to any outsider
>>157641182The only reason Arsenal even reached the final is because they avoided all the English clubs en route.
>>157642071Havertz has done well recently so I’m not surprised that hes starting, I am however surprised that he is starting every game and that he usually plays the entire game or gets subbed off at 80th-85th minute, which will wear him down throughout the season and it gives no chance for Viktor to keep match fitness/get some confidence/a chance to challenge for the starting spot.Viktor should start against Napoli.
I would like to see Bruno and gyok play together. In their respective roles, obviously.Thank you.
>>157641720Zinc and magnesium down the drain
>>157642051Sorry Sweden, but you have to leave. The quality of posting hasn't been up to scratch and we're swapping you with someone from /mug/ (no fee included just straight swap).
>>157642051thats unfortunate, hopefully he goes to a good club and shiteta gets exposed for being a fraud
>>157642323There are plenty of Swedish posters here now shut up you paki
>>157642350You've been deliberately benched
>>157642350Deport yourself bulbhead
>>157642350we're swapping you for an argie
>>157642425>>157642410Mohammed was a PDF.
>>157642336Arteta isnt a fraud but he sure is a psychopath, he massacred my boy Nelli.
>>157642051>a 15 goals striker told to fuck off after a title winning seasonThe fuck is going on in this club, lmao?Anyway, imagine this is true and it was realized this very summer - who to replace the Yoke with? Or rather, who to NOT replace him with, since only Tzatzikis materialized up front?Wooly point man full shift LANS (after Fagteta's certified buddy Kai the Guy the Kaiser got run to the ground/injured)? EZ? The fucking Marmalade?! Or maybe Igor "£1m+£2m" Tyjoński?The absolute STATE of what this IMPLICATES.
>>157642051>mfw shitvertz gets injured again and sharteta has to rely on the gyok but instead opts to play merino upfront
>>157642350kwab
>>157642051>Piers Yeah i dont believe a single word.
>>157642500/thread
kroupi jr in jan and all is well
>>157642051this is not me btw
>>157642544Are you sure?
>>157642544>>157642558You can't hide from us Viktor. Your taxi to Ipswich on an undisclosed fee awaits you.
>>157642574Please do it. When Havertz and Merino gets injured in two weeks time I want to see Madueke at striker.
>>157642467>he thinks merino aint itI got a ticket to australia 4u
>>157642617>forgetting Harriman-Annous
>>157642558I am certain.
>>157642672If Hairyman Anus at 18 can lead the line to a PL title I will fly to Bongistan and twerk for him at the parade
>mctominay outthank goodness.
>>157643098>"Arsenal are bracing to go back into the market for a new striker in January"who the fuck is even left after vinni and el bencho decided not to come
>>157643176We're definitely going back in for alvarez in jan
>>157643176was meant for >>157642051
>>157643190Nah we offered that nigga the whole world, and he still said no, we should just forget about himThe club needs a little bit of self respect desu, chasing after him throughout the entirety of this window up to the very last minute was fine, he declined, we should just step away
>>157643176
>>157643176You don't actually believe piers morgan do you?He's just making things up(we will probably still look for someone in jan but it's not a predestined matter to the point that piers morgan knows about it)
Inter starting well.
>>157643599He probably does have contacts within the club and goodness knows who else. Whether we can really believe him I don't know for sure.
>>157643602kek
whos watching halal? is the game good? i was thinking lille v betis since we play both of them but its like betis and lille.. lol
put the CL in the bag lads, its over we won
This is the club Arsenal, Barca and Bayern has to compete againstPSG have 7 different Ballon d'Or nominees who played less than 50% of league minutes:Kvara: 48.3%Hakimi: 44.9%Neves: 42.1%Mendes: 41%Ruiz: 37%Dembéle: 34.7%Marquinhos: 34.4%
>>157635578>>157635269Am I the Enlightened Centrist for being an Arsenal and Celtic fan?
>nwaneri in for dortmund after karetsas gets hurtSucks for dortmund but if Ethan can't take advantage of this opportunity he's gonna get sold in the summer
I still think that we wouldn't have lost City away last season if Arteta subbed on Gyok before the 86th minute
>>157643946Inter has been able to get into the box but can't convert their chances. Madrid killing them on the break, just like mou wants them to. As always lautaro Martinez going invisible in a big game. Valverde goal was due to the keeper not being able to handle pressure on a backpass from a defender.
>>157642323You'll have to get through me first. He is a very courteous, patient man.
>>157644194ty. second half seems to follow the exact pattern. k putting betis on then
Why is John obi mikel such an insufferable cunt all of a sudden
Vini Jr is fucking crap. Dodged a bullet
>>157644514>all of a sudden
>>157644910No wonder he is in the focking reserves.
With the money we saved by not buying Vini and el bencho maybe just use that and go all in on Kvarat
>>157644910kek
>>157644088They shit their pants and complain to the league when they have two games in a week.
>>157644948He's Nigerian, blud. He's meant to be one of us.
>>157644910Should have kept his head down and played wherever sharteta asked him to play but nah wanted to act like a big man wanting only play in midfield...another maintland niles...will probably be sold next summer
Shitty are still over reliant on haaland
>>157645387Don’t compare this fraud to Maitland-Niles.AMN hit a screamer for another /mug/ last weekend
>>157635468>If we win the CL
so much respect for this based Betis side
>>157645969Potential bogey team. Playing them away in between an away game at hull and a home game against Newcastle.
>>157645969did you watch the whole game? like this inst a dig or anything... i only saw the second half and they struggled against a 10 man lille with a 40yo giroud.
>>157646089k im exaggerating a little but still...
forgot de bruyne is at napoli now desu
>>157646139Ynr hojlund.
>>157646139He's the one player i genuinely GENUINELY wished he played for arsenal instead of city.
>>157646260Yaya too i thought it was close to habbening once
>>157638397Guys is this Baghlke lad any good?
>>157645998They did beat us in pre-season.>>157646089No I didn't watch the full 90. How many strikers are there better than 40 year old Giroo? He is a striker fit for this level. Lille seemed very neutered and Betis's Irish striker is a very lulzy player, I am very happy for him and I hope he develops. They beat Madrid a couple of days back and they have our very own Bellendo and old man Isco, and now that Ceballos has left them, I can watch them safely.
>>157646299Do they still have based Antony
>>157646299i was watching because we play both. girpoo missed a decent chance as youd expect hah. in the seocnd half lille looked ok, going forward and trying to get to 3-3 and betis were trying to counter... like sorry for the gary n*ville analysis lol but im trying to say is both teams were ok but nothing spectacular... >>157646309yeah
60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN
Igor Tyjon news?
>>157646971Who needs gyokeres
>>157646965i love it and i love him
being spared from overpaying for monicius might've been the greatest blessing thus far
even semenyo is dogshit
We always mog Italian teams in Italy, expecting a draw at worst which would be annoying due to us not getting handheld in the CL fixture this season>>157634779>>>/mug/ is that way and united play against the mighty sabah Thursday euro time
>>157646965I never got why we got so much shit for this signing, 65 million for a unique player is a steal in this market when you've got way worse players going for 80million+, people just seem to judge him for being mid at Chelsea but memory hole him being really good at leverkusen
>>157648121Chelsea did full on propaganda against him treating him as their scapegoat before selling him.
>>157648121He’ll remind you soon enough. Very hot and cold player.
>>157649396He was awful against Villa, and then great against Chelsea
Kek
>>157649825damn what a shitty toxic club
>>157649825>>157649876Meanwhile shitters like United keep Trashford on a pension.
>>157649910Hes their best player. No, im not joking
>>157644910He won the last league game for them. Faggots. Leave him alone
>>157644088Balloon door is artificial and homosexual.
>>157642467>merino cfUnironically would be the best thing to happen to us and we would ball out
need a STATEMENT win tonight.
Getting battered by clubs like Anderlecht and Olymiakos in the CL is the Arsenal legacy
>>157650423Amazing achievements desu
pgmol tried to fuck >us over
>>157650502
>Misery MongsaCame to my head this morning for some reason>>157650502So business as usual then
Do you truly need to watch tactical cams to understand tactics to a decent level or are television broadcasts good enough?
>>157650548This question again?
>>157650548after a couple of years and managers you’ll get it. Beauty of footy is that it can be painfully simple and intricate at the same time.
>>157650502>90+8 mins
>>157650548Just watch a lot of football and you'll start learning about this stuff.
>>157650619Been watching for twenty years and still don't get why we didn't win the UCL
>napoli awayQuite a tough opening fixture tbqh.
Stadio diego armando maradona
Based cocaine enjoyer
>>157650775not that hard >mad Jens doing mad things>unnecessary double punishment by the ref - which he later admitted was wrong>Henry choking in finals but most of all >Almunia Arsenal were the better team and should have won but it is what it is. Hopefully >we can get one over the line in the next couple of years but it’s damn hard when clubs like PSG can just rest all of their starters half of the season to avoid fatigue and injuries while every week in the premiership is a grueling battle to the death.
>>157651002Schwarzer IN
Team do good? Qrd I don't follow this shit anymore
>>157651578anyone with a half a brain we are favorites to win the league, but I wouldn't call us elite with an attack such as ours.
i told all yall niggaz we go for guler, but, noooooo, turkish, mono, poopy kroupi, whatever. that twink is ballin out and is on 1.
>>157651722There is no place in arsenal for twinkturks. Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>157651805what about them?
Three bongs until IT happens again, my lads.Be vigilant, be prepared.
god damn that Uefalona back line is ASS.
>>157652106Allah will smite them in timeAlong with "animu" fags
>>157652401being gay is okay, being an anime fan after maybe the late 00s unacceptable.
>>157652401you can blame allah for animu, xe created light and eyes.,
>>157652487>>157652401it is one thing to like anime, and another one to be an animeposter
>>157652561a gay man fucks a gay woman, its worse if everything becomes animu
Where’s the fucking starting line up
>>157652487I've never watched anime despite wasting my life on this website for nigh on 20 years but I thought anime was cool even with normoids now? It's more acceptable to like anime than be a homosexual these days.
>>157652561It's lucky that your hypothetical scenario will never happen then isn't it, moralfag.
>>157652667With how things are and how it is progressing doesn't seem unlikely
More of this.
>>157652779aint no gay man ever call me a faggot
i love pussy, i mean, persie
Enter: Gyökeres
BIG VIC CHADS, IT'S OUR DAYHincapie and Eze also starts Meslier on the bench somehow.
>>157653007hope Viktor starts, we need the man in form kai won't continue his hot streak forever
>>157653016ayo where the napolis at
he's on fraud watch
>>157653016No zubiNo bruno Crock whiteKill rice againLEGO HEAD
>>157653016>2 keepers on the benchbrunog...heh....my guy...eh just needs more time...
>>157653029>finger of arse
>>157653029>Late ChangeHuh? With Madookie still on the bench? >>157653060Bruno is also on the bench tbf
>>157653029Behead all those who post twatter screencaps.
>>157653069man played 1 game...what the fuck are they doing to these guys at the Sobha Realty Training Centre(tm)?
>>157653076
>>157653089Gotta keep him fresh for that coveted RB spot when Blanco fucking dies, Timber is still 2 weeks™ away, managing his load™, and Mosquera is MIA.
>>1576530164 changes and still it's such a strong starting 11. I am once again in absolute awe at our squad depth
>>157653016Gyokeres starting is to be expected, Havertz can't start 2 games a week.
>>157653089>arse>analhairyman-anus scored for the u18s
>>157653138>>157653022this is literally his last chance lmao hes going to spend 60 minutes wrestling their CBs doing nothing for the team
>Gyokeres>Eze LW>Merino midfield win bros, it’s not looking good
>>157653016My boy Merino is starting.
>>157653016LGTSS:>Gaya>Shite>Nonce-a>KWABriel>Handicapie>Price>Wooly>Odourguard>Sucka>E-to-the-Z easy E>Big Vic "I Can't Score" Yoke-ersh
>>157653229it's looking fantastic you sperg
With merino and odegaard in front of rice, I'm assuming merino will bomb forward more and odegaard will drift back to help rice as needed.
>>1576351836 teams in current Premier League have won the major European cup and Arsenal isn't one of them. Yet they demand to be treated like a larger than life club.
>>157653371
Dubs and viktor al-gyok scores a double
>>157653416god would never allow you to get dubs for such an unholy purpose
>>157653416Heh look at this
Zubi better play this weekend.>t. actical mastermind
>>157653416cheeky reroll abeg
just realized we have to play this fucking demon de bruyne one last timeplease batter him
>Nwaneri is officially a flopwtf happened
>>157653416you didnt give the gods an offering
Big Gock to score tonight
no dubs and merino and gyok both score and it's a great game (bruno to assist)
>>157653416>>157653432>>157653484>>157653494heh, look how it’s done my friends
>>157653519dubs to counter gyok slop
>>157653533I KNEEL TO THE GYOKSTER AND AUSTRIA HIS BANNERMAN
>>157653533
>>157653533fair play. checked
>Jesus scoredKinda want to see how long he'll last before getting hurt
>>157653533BASED
>>157653581>the feinter of feyenoord
>>157653581Well of course he scores their 5th goal, when Barca have already well and truly won the game.
>>157653533We are so back
Where is TimberBen White's knees will explode before October at this rate
god napolis stadium is tragic
>>157653834We have KONZA and baby saliba
always love the red socks on red shorts
Some anon was talking about how Myles always just baits a foul when he's being pressured but Merino does the exact same thing whenever he plays in midfield but is maybe 10 times worse at actually selling the foul. >>157653834Two more weeks™Managing his load™
>>157653878looks weird to me, looks like pajamas or something
>>157653834For me it's Bruno "One Game's a Charm" Guimaraes.
>stream1: american commentators>stream 2: woman commentator
Torreira scores for Galatasaray.
>>157653937Just put a podcast over it, LMAO.
>>157653937Blow my brains out
Is Saka completely useless?
why is our SS tracking back so much? fug off teta fr fr
>>157653937from the match thread lol
>>157653964the front 3 this game are a literal black hole
>>157653955>>157653957>>157653982desperately searching for a spanish stream
I like watching curtis as in the league games he gets so stressed and it seems to relieve me of my anxiety in some way.
>>157653982https://jack23eo.mpgreatestclgczbmiddle.my/football/uefa-champions-league-4490758/napoli-vs-arsenal.html?icg=U0U
>>157653964>>157653984>Ben White and Odegaard link up beautifully>Ben White threads a perfect pass into Saka in the box>The retarded monkey misplays the ball and hits it into a defenderGenuinely any ambitious young winger could do better
>rice is offthats gon be a problem
Gyok status
>>157654028>Genuinely any ambitious young winger could do betterif only we had 1 or 2 of those...oh well
the touch of a handsome man
>>157654002beautiful!
>>157654041did you see that cross gdo not chat to mealmost assisted b
WHAT A (POTENTIAL) ASSIST FROM BIG YOKE THERE HOLY! If only Saka wasn't a kaka...
BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO A bit uncharacteristic from Raya desu
this alt kit goofy af
Poopcapie is massively inferior to California at LB and should only be deployed as a backup CB for Big Gabi
>ben shite
>>157654068Nevermind, Blanco just straight up set up a shot for Napoli afterwards lmao
>>157654064Bars
>red on redat least wear the away kit
>odegaard back to passing sideways and backwards and generally being shitit was fun while it lasted lads
>>157654095he needs somebody
Of course Arsenal is the only game which is still goalless.
>>157654075Retarded corn syrup take.
>pooberezi pooze
Btw it's still really hot in Naples especially when compared to London, I think the lads are starting to feel it
>>157654147we musn't forget
what the fuck are they doin? its like theyre tryin to pretend theyre the 2010 spanish nt
>>157654147they should be used to it after this summer
>peerino
>I CAN'T SCORE
>those weak ass crossesfuck off, smash it across the goal. fuck u ben shite you weak ass
QUESTION 1You have 3 defenders in front of you, and all three are madly scrambling back. You have a teammate already nullifying one of the three defenders and the other one is way further away. Do you simply stand still with the ball and wait so they can have 10 people behind the ball or do you continue to bomb forward and try to make something happen?QUESTION 2By some miracle you have found yourself in the other team's box and as if by magic, a ball has floated it's way directly to you. Do you shoot it STRAIGHT AT THE FUCKING KEEPER or do you try to put it literally anywhere else. Bonus question, do you take the shot first time, or do you take 4 touches before taking the shot?
>>157654180Yes
>>157654180the art of the toe poke is truly lost. sad.
no one is gonna read all that ireland
>>157654180yes, hello my name is martin ødegaard
>>157654180I just run as fast as I can into the closest defender and fall down, as always
>>157654190>ben total shite>cant smash the fuckin ballfuck off ben you wanker
>>157654189>>157654197>>157654208>>157654215Your answers have been noted. Thank you for your time.>>157654197It's a very quick survey. It'll only take you 20 seconds to complete.
>>157654180QUESTION 4Sell Benshite
>allegri vs artetafitting match up considering it's the kirkiversary and 9/11 soon
>>157654230Sir, please stick to the topic at hand.
I will not take any slander against GYOK or WHITE.
>>157654180Looks like someone needs to play some more Fifa and watch a youtube vid or two, lmao.
>ShiezeAt least it's a shot
Eze is trash, take him off now
>BakaDon't know if I feel comfortable calling that a shot
We can hear them moaning in the thread,Ebere Eze, missed again,
That's probably the last time Gyokeres is going to get a foul
gyökeres goal soon I can feel it
Hincapie is channelling his inner Italian Stallion. Hope to see more of that chaos.
All modern Shitalian teams can do is low block, they know if they actually play ball they get smashed.
>PriceAt least it's a shot
>stadium has a running track
>>157654296One post from Irish anon, he said "WowFuck off Reddit I'm on 4chan now"
>>157654373lalalalalalalalaaaalala
why cant our shitters smash the fuckin ball?
>Baka>>157654384There's your smash m8
saka fuck off you stupiid starshit
>pookayo baka
>>157654391its supposed to be on goal
he's ded.
This has 1-0 Napoli written all over it.
>>157654422Always gotta ask for more, don't you. Entitled prick.
>already been 40 minutesfelt like 10
What does he do? (You know who I'm referring to)
At least Konsa's no nonsense approach has been fun to watch.
wtf is this, is it 40 degrees in naples? are they dying of nerve gas
>>157654463he's a pillar in attack
7 years and Legohead still has no idea how to play against a low block.
>>157654472A motionless pillar? We call it a cone
>>157654384Arteta said "whoever scores in the first half is gay" before the game started
SAKA BRO WHYYYYY
>>157654475fr fr
>>157654483it's called moment of inertia
>BakaGET HIM A NEW FUCKING CONTRACT NOWGIVE HIM THAT FUCKING LOYALTY BONUS HE DESERVES IT OOHHHHHHH SOOOOOO MUCH
>spackaFUCKING N
saka me son...why
Surely you must be joking
POOKAYO CACA
Sucka will be sold next summer. You read it here first
KILL THIS FUCKEN RETARD GO BACK TO AFRICA YOU CUNT
How do you fail that?
missing someone?
sucka
>>157654505no one would buy him
>suckayou fucking monkey you ngubu shitter
Saka status
I can’t stand another season of teams just low blocking it as soon as Arsenal board the plane, I don’t know which is worse, Arteta still being unable to reliably pry them open or teams like Napoli playing like Burnley - at home nonetheless.
>>157654524heh...
>>157654517step in AL HILAL FC
JUST THREE MORE TOUCHES BROWHO CARES IF YOU'RE INCHES AWAY FROM THE NETJUST TAKE 8 MORE TOUCHESJUST PASS IT TO SOMEONE ELSE ACTUALLY YEAH THAT'S A BETTER IDEA
are they all mindcontrolled into being unable to shoot wtf
Why are we trying to walk it in fack sakes
>>157654528complaining about an allegri team playing like this is like complaining about the humidity in napoli
>>157654534Irish is posting in caps lock You know it’s bad
>>157653955do you mean youtube streamers? i tried to find some on youtube and their all shit. are there any ball knowledge arsenal game streamers or did you really mean a podcast
>>157654534gerd muller scores that. he turns and fuckin SMASHES IT
the thing about arsenal is
Saka is fucking dreadful. He looks like bambi, he's got no balance. 300k a week. You need to finish those chances, it's not remotely acceptable. He has no consistency and his occasional goals and assists hurt the team because it just about justifies his place. Disgusting player.
>>157654528>Arteta still being unable to reliably pry them openThis is definitely worse. Napoli are just doing what they know is a great strategy. You cannot fucking count the amount of times >we've had the opportunity to go on the counter but >WE JUST FUCKING STOP HALFWAY SO THEY CAN ALL SAUNTER BACK ALL LEISURELY AND THEN >WE START PROBINGHOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that’s another min 89 dagger from Napoli or a shitty draw, whenever >we waste two or more good chances that shit always happens.
Bros why are we so AIDS
Yeah need to improve on the finishing in the second half. Apart from that I thought we played well. Chill.
Free mah nigga Bruno.
Tear up sakas contact. Don't care. Bin. Madueke scores that.
>>157654585>Madueke scores that.
>>157654578They played well 110%. But holy fuck saka is like treacle. When he does get a good chance he fucks it. Garbage player.
Do you guys remember that period of time last season when it genuinely, like, honest to god genuinely, felt like Madueke was the better option than Saka? Think about how utterly grim that is, lads. Think about that for a minute. Fucking Madueke.
>>157654585>Madueke scores that.Madueke walks that off the pitch
>>157654615saka was injured last year and couldn't walk
Bring on Dowman, Tzolis, Zubimendi, Guimaraes, take off Saka and Eze immediately.
>Bukayheem Sakasterling
>>157654559hes been shit all this season
muddykek
I’m taking a power nap, if I oversleep the TV will wake me up when someone scores and it better be Arsenal.
>le sign and get injured
How do we compete with barca bros?
>>157654615I remember
>>157654615and what has Sucka done since that?
>>157654666Defend, like we did against everyone else
>>157654605theyre confident but theyre slow as fuck, theyre not moving around enough, ben shite looks like hed rather be doing something else in his life, so by the end of this season we should just let him
We need to get Yildiz done in January, Eze isn’t a winger.
>>157654666midblock, man mark yamal, tight on pedri and rodri, 2 on raphinha
I thought napoli were top of serie aWe should have ended the half 5-0
how dare you all criticize our 25 year old starboy
>>157654622At some point we all have to start asking if he'll ever return to form. If every single shit game he has is waved away by saying he's been injured, he's got knocks, he's not fit yet, going on for like 2 years now, we really have to start asking questions.
>>157654690either this or theyre all carryin injuries cos legohead is training them too hard
>>157654718he's going the way of the raheem sterling
>>157654712>ooga booga how do you do, fellow young prospects?
>>157654693yeah the star player from a team that finished 6th in serie a is the answer to all our problems
>>157654690I agree. Later in the half the tempo was better but napoli opened up. Early they were too passive. Napoli had no counter threat. Start throwing shit at the wall, pass faster, shift their lines, switch play. Now napoli are actually playing football we should see more of a change. But they cannot keep fluffing up chances. Saka needs to be removed as a statement.
FREED FROM DESIRE
>>157654686Scored a hat trick against France that convinced idiots that he was "back" for some reason when everyone with eyes could tell France could not give less of a fuck in that first half. >>157654724Which is a hilarious thing to say when >we got fucking Sterlel on loan as Saka's replacement as he was already crocked.
>>157654740He’s young, he’s fast and strong, fucking anything is better than an attacking mid who lost his pace before he even signed for us.
Oh they subbing in an older keeper->Vanja Milinković-Savić age: 29damn
>>157654718His occasional goals and assists is what keeps him there. But how can you excuse prolonged periods of shit form? Today he looks wobbly. He's requesting the ball, only to make simple back passes. He more often than not fails dribbles. Give someone else a run.
saka found success shooting low and now he's constantly aiming for top binseze techniqueMOGing him in training has made him worse no doubt
>>157654765What. Why would they need a new keep?
Lads we are so fucking boring we even put the Napoli dogs to sleep
>Le cut inside negro
>>157654764yildiz is playing with shitters. the kid can ball, carry and dribble past a shitter.
What happened to the free flowing attacking napoli of a season or two ago? What's this park the bus shit
arsenal could use a clinical striker like vlahovic
>>157654811truly a diamond a dozen
>>157654833changed coach
>HinpoopieHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>157654786injury innit>hinCAPie
Saka Just kicking the ball at defenders legs hoping it goes through. He's lost the plot.
.............................................................. HOW
ASS
Completely dominating these Italian frauds but the best chances keep landing at defenders feet
that was genuinely harder to missso actually, impressive!
sky high
Our whole team became retarded but odegaard playing out of his mind.What an unfortunate contraption
>>157654845why tho, it's not like the old one underperformed?
What the fuck are they doing. It's like they're trying not to score. Every chance has been comically poorly taken.
and it's sideways againsideways passing fcwe're by far the high possession teamthe world has ever seen
>>157654871serie ass love swapping coaches for some reason
>Chelshit
MADUEKE SCORES THAT
>>157654868konsa is playing well
alright well ive seen enough of the revitalized eze LW project
Great forward passing but that time is was over hit. I like how they're playing direct football rather than passing sideways.
>>157654856>kicking the ball at defenders legs hoping it goes throughThis is what he's been doing for literal months. Maybe a year at this point. This was basically his signature fucking move all of last season. Every single fucking defender knows what he's going to do but he tries it anyway. Cuts inside, cuts inside, cuts inside, shoots it straight at the very fucking first defender. Surprise surprise, it's blocked.
love big mik merino, but i don't understand why he's starting over zubi today
arteta masterclass going into the season with only 1 (one) left winger
>>157654879its always the same 3 or 4 in the rotation as well it seems like
>>157654882Agreed.
>>157654894OH LOOK, LITERALLY A SECOND AFTER I HIT POST, HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAINUnbelievable.
sharteta outsucka outezlel out
>i cant finish
any chance for a goal?
Raya at the half way line lmfao. Napoli are shameless. Manager has no confidence in his team.
Meanwhile Blanco is just trying to set up either team to score. He just wants to see a fucking goal, doesn't matter for who. Gotta respect it.
>>157654931no, what's that?
time to bring on our best finishers in Eze and Gyökeres
Fucking hell not even Coventry were this deep in their own box
>>157654933a true footy enthusiast
>>157654931Arsenal seem to play far too casual. No urgency in anything. Dare I say over confident? Even the shots look lazy and slow.
I rate napoli for setting up these hydration breaks
>>157654954nah, they're just shit and don't know what to do when they have the ballfucking clueless
>remember, no crosses
gyokeres thanks for the memories but its time to go
Serie a really is a terrible league with terrible players. What the fuck even is this. Hull would batter this napoli team.
>>157654976kek
>>157654954>Dare I say over confident?It's the exact same fucking style of dross we saw last season and lord knows >we weren't playing with confidence then.
>chelshitAhahahahahhahaha
god I fucking hate saka with a passion
Sell pookayo shaka to al nasser in january for 155m€
>>157655008yeah honestly worth it for us to pay them at least that much to get rid of him
Honestly shocking finishing. Couldn't hit the target if they had a gun to their head
>>157655008and a camel
bit tired of this slurper
Sucka just kicking the ball into defenders every single time no matter what he's trying to do
Please save us from this hell Bruno
every time they replay a cross I see Gyok standing still letting himself get grappled
>nigger wingers in charge of not kicking the ball directly at the defenders
>>157655037take a good look, he'll need another 2 months out after this
>>157655041>>157655041>>157655041new
Broono through ball to gyok to make it one nil
>>157655023We can just take the camel, no need to scam them
