48 hours until FOOTBALL IS BACK
how trash is penis is tua's zombie beat him?
>>157636947>tua is literally in the Bahamas singing karaoke dude just doesn't give a shit anymore, huh?
>>157636947>Pooa>Penis>Kyle Piss is finally going to break out!28-3 really broke them.>>157636972>#CTESPN
Is the chiefs season over already because of him?
>>157636972i wonder if he ran into bahamanon>>157637002>28-3 really broke them.it really did and they still haven't recovered. in fact, they're getting worse
>>157637093
>>157637088As a chiefs fan why the hate?
>>157637112Kiwi hates all black people aside from the ones he beats off to.
>>157636972Dude's getting 10s of millions to play as well as a division 3 high school QB he probably doesn't
>>157637046organizational incompetence. who is getting in the way making the decisions?
>>157637002I'm so sick of Kyle piss. I lost 20 bucks betting he would breakout when they signed Kirko chains
>>157637252Obviously.
>>157637252is it a girl (Woman) or a girl (Man)
Chiefies mmmmmhmmmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>157637149Beautifully stated anon I had no clue about his drug habits I didn’t know we had a junkie whore at left tackle
>>157637292>Girl (Woman) with a real pussy (non neo vagina) I've never let a girl do it but I'm consideringNot gay. Its a good way for her to learn her place too.
>>157637311NOT for Chiefie disrespecters I fear
>>157637099bengals defense is far better than this
>>157637093You’re an S tier retard for this.
>>157637358Kek based
>>157636887Guys like Kubiak, Carrol, Pederson, etc were offered jobs with NBC too, right? Right?
>>157636947he's just not in football shape. Dude got cleared like a week ago. He'll be the starter by october
>>157637345Uhhh
>>157637345marginally at best only due to gain experience of another year t. bengals fan since gus ferrote threw a left handed pick 6 in his own endzone
Just so you know, when my Kangz start the season 5-0 you're not allowed to jump on the bandwagon. Hop on now while you still can.
finally time to migrate to /sp/glad to be back bros.
>>157637419don't be surprised when >we field a top 15 defense
Ah fuck, he’s back.
>>157636943Holy based. Can't wait for all the non-white tears
>>157637480How the fuck did gaygay beat carsoy for the #2 spot?
>college chads about to play a game with no replay, player-coach comms, or ipads"professional" athletes could never
>>157637093>>157637099Bronkuks offense too high and bronkuks defense too low. You're not good at this.
Raiders.
>>157637093>Bildos offense>Soh no no no!
>>157637491It would be great to impregnate dozens and dozens of negresses, while also turning my white gf into a baby making factory. What's my nfl team?
>>157637519Raiders
Thots?
>>157637541Why isn't there a FF genny
>>157637490No his rankings for denver are spot on actually
>>157637558here are my 2 teamscoming off a ship last year i'm feeling pretty good. only did 1 league last year
>>157637611>cook and njigbaIs this an 8 team league
I'm having a Bo Induced BRAAAAAAAAP
>>15763764510, here's how the first 2 rounds shook out
>>157637489The biggest rig job of the decade happened in college football 2 days ago
>Oh hi Brock
who here /bills owl 2026/
two teams that haven't won a superb owl will reach the conference champ round, and one will end up winning the superb owl
>>157637766Well if you say so, it must be true
>>157637708This image has been digitally altered.
>>157637563This would be true, if the other post was true
How long until foobaw? I'm not sure I can make it.
>>157637791Kek
>>157637528Raiders fans aren't white though.
>>1576378001 day, 22 hours, 33 minutes
>>157637841no..... it's... too long....
>>157637708>Statmutt """"humor""""Quite embarrassing.You need to go back, you really dont fit in here. Oh its true, Its DAMN true.
>>157637920This simply is not true
>>157637434haha retard
some dumb retarded faggot made a denver broncucks general . lmao
>>157637920Another Bo induced meltie for the books. I'm seeing more of them before the season starts than I have during regular season last year.
>>157638080Holy SOVL.
>>157638080denver broncGODS
I own your candy ass.
this our year broncos nation! we will redeem ourselves this poostseason and claim lombardi trophy saarrrs!
Fellow bronie ponies....... I'm truly fearing an 0-6 start.....
>>157637419they made a couple moves in FA iirc, but it only looks better on paper so far. that means the defense is a paper tiger. never thought Id see the day when the other cat teams are at a completely different level. then again panturds are division merchants and still barely made it.
>>157638249VVGGGGHHHHHHPure aryans brothers....
>>157637488gaygay is young enough to have a chance.
>>157638191Based. I literally got the job interview of a lifetime in my email, my crush called me and wants to go out, and my malaise was gone all at the same time when I was scrolling through the thread.
Win or lose I support my Kangz. Meanwhile, fairweather cunts like wions and bears "fans" only jump on the bandwagon and shit up the genny when they win. Mmmmmhhhmmmm i'm fraid so...it do be like that...
>talking heads think ravens are backLmao you just dumped a great coach and Lamar peaked a few years ago. Running QBs don’t have longevity. It’s all downhill for a while in Baltimore. Not much better for the chiefs either. I guess both teams will need two down years in a road before people accept that era is done
It's coming.
>>157637778Bills Lions
>>157638371Jesse Minter is an upgrade over Harbaugh thoughbeit. He's gonna actually have that defense playing up to its talent level.
>Harbaugh's fautl actually
>>157638371>great coachKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. Minter is a boss who made that Chargers defense great without any talent. Harbaugh has ALWAYS been overrated. Also, type in "harbaugh giants first speech" and watch his limp dick cringefest hype speech KEEEEEEEEEK
What week does glass joe get a season ending injury?
>>15763846812
>>157638434Couldn’t care less about speeches. You took him for granted. Minter may. R good for your offense, we’ll see, but you’re going to have a couple years of growing pains at bare minimum and you’re going to have to reconfigure your entire offense as Lamar continues to decline and eventually has to be replaced. Not saying you won’t be decent or that you’ll miss the playoffs entirely but anyone who has Ravens as anything other than an outside wild card team this year is high and/or betting a lot on Burrow getting hurt again
I want the Patriots to lose but I really want the Seahawks to lose.
>>157638703shant
>>157638381
>>157638730I know the Patriots can't beat you but if they do it'll be really funny.
Patrick R. Mahomes
>>157638768Patricktini mahomitini
my raidies play this weekend
>>157638703You must be a nfcw divisional loser. Show me on the doll where the Seahawks touched you.
>>157638807The divisional round. Not that scared of the Seahawks though. They're not as good as the Rams and the 49ers can probably beat them if the players are healthy.I really want the Patriots to crash and burn so there's a real chance Vrabel gets fired after the season because of the Russini shit. The Seahawks are my pick to win that game but it would be incredibly funny if they lost. Especially as the Pats stack up Ls as the season goes on.
>>157638381Vegas has already decided this game
Uh oh seashitters
>>157638835Well any given Sunday. I doubt there are many who like seeing the Seahawks on their schedule. It's kind of like facing the Bill's and KC back when they still played real football. No matter their record, tighten your chinstrap.
>>157638381why did he do it
MAHOMES TO KITASAN FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!"For the 2026 NFL Draft. The Kansas City Chiefs pick, Wide Reciever, Kitasan Black out of Tracen Academy."
>>157638971>>157638381>youtube guys on mainstream broadcasts gross also who the fuck watches grossi? hes an unfunny dork who perpetually looks like he is dying
>>157637292>why?If you watch gay porn and jerk off to it is that not a gay act simply because it's not another man touching you? If you simulate a gay act like being anally penetrated is it somehow not gay because it's a woman or a dildo or whatever assisting with the simulation?
>>157638995He does charity for brown people so hes a good goy
>>157639003by this logic watching anyone ever having a sexual encounter makes you a cuckold
>>157638971Contrarianism. Saints are tanking for arch
>>157638995Grossi doesn't surprise me. He's very family friendly, so he's low risk. I'm more surprised by Perna, but I guess they're a team at this point.
>>157638835> if the players are healthy.we're really still playing this game?
Rammies!
>>157639062Have not even left LA yet!
>>157639283Pale blues need to come back. Ole miss powders were so sexy the titans were smart to revert. So sick of navy on every team
>>157639283Tennessee technically has some oil, they should have literally never changed the name.
>browns stadium proposal is literally the factory of sadness made manifest you cant make this shit up
TEEEEEEEBOWWOOOAAAAHOHHH
>>157639320>looks like a prisonApt
remember that your apology should be as loud as the disrespect was
>>157639288The Broncos are hard to watch. The Orange Crush was awesome. I miss the 80s.
>move over Patrick, there's a new mutt in town...
>Relevant FanbasesJetsBillsPatriotsSteelersRavensChiefsRaidersBroncosGiantsEaglesCowboysVikingsBearsPackersLionsSaintsSeahawks49ers>Irrelevant FanbasesDolphinsBengalsBrownsColtsTexansJaguarsCommmandersBucsFalconsRams>Do They Even Have Fans?TitansChargersPanthersCardinals
>ty okada is also outPatriots finner boutter
>>157637035Oh damn what's wrong this time?
>>157636887Why did they think this would look cool?
>>157639537Drug psychosis and his hormones are off mahomes better watch his nek
>>157638975Hello Stupid Asshole,Umas are ours. Surely you knew that.
>>157639537Word is some type of drug addition/ wanting to transition or some shit.
>>157639556Denver is just a colony of Kansas City, if it was anything else it wouldn't be named after a governor of Kansas City
When Josh Simmons turns out to be the next Trent Williams the Kiwi is going to be so embarrassed
>>157639358>Relevant Fanbase>NY Footballlmao
>>157638986>Starting King Charles as Bo NixI'd pay to watch that, deshita
>>157638971To make redditors SEETHE
>>157639639This is cope. It seems like they went through 100 olinemen during the training camp yet are still going around begging teams for linemen. They don't know wtf they're doing and don't get me started on their wr and te rooms. This is the first bad team of the mahomes era
>draft tackle that fell due to injuries>he ends up losing his mind and becomes a junkie
>>157639691its jedi mind kekaku to make people think the line is dysfunctional Eric Beienemy came up wit hit
>>157639697pain killer addiction is real. Once you get hooked on them you literally can't stop without feeling pain. Opioids broke my ass and had me crying in my room like a girl
>>157639697>draft tackle that fell due to injuriesthere is a non-insignificant number of reports that he had some character concerns as well, and that might've been the main reason he fell
$34 million a year for Christian Gonzales.
ITS OVER SEACOCKS
>mahomes rushes back from knee injury>loses left tackle week before the season startscareer ending injury please
>>157639703You feel pain when you do too many of them too it reverses the effect so you just end up a drugged out freak like the tackle that luded the line
>>157639703are you doing better bro? did you overcome the addiction? and if so, how?
>>157636887soul train did it better
>>157638975>gets HEEMD by Duramentekwab
>>157638975>>157639639>>157639701>RBs - their star RB is injury prone and the rest of the RB room is the worst in the league>QB - Mahomes has one leg and won't be able to carry them>WRs - Rashee and Worthy wouldn't qualify for WR2 on most teams, Rashee might be able to get back to WR1 with enough time>TEs - Kelce is old enough to be your father and the rest of the TE room is the worst in the league>OL - Josh might be injury prone, Trey is banged up, Jaylon is a bust, and the rest are fine. I thought the OL was the only strength on the team yet their GM doesn't believe this seeing how he's begging teams for trades>K - Butker might be gunshot>DBs - they gutted whatever was left of their corners and will rely on a rookie who won't be good until the end of the season>OC - Beinemy wasn't there to instill dicipline since his son nogged out, so instead of being an upgrade over Nagy he was a downgrade>DC - Spags' blitz heavy gameplan doesn't work when he doesn't have the right personnel>HC - Reid's playbook is stale and predictable and Beinemy wasn't there to fix thisThis is the first time of the Mahomes era I'm predicting they miss the playoffs. Let's waive the white flag and suck the kiwi's dick already.
>>157639765You must suck ALL the bronkieposters
>>157637611>Myersoh brother
>>157639786Whats going on with him did he ball too hard in the offseason after his riggi ring?
>>157639358rams should be last tier
>>157639791he does this. one amazing year one mediocre to awful year.always starts in PSthis is one of them awful years
>>157639765>Josh might be injury proneDude tore his patellar tendon in college and I said this was a big concern when he was drafted and all I heard was how he's the next Trent Williams
>>157639283soul btw
To think my beautiful Aryan Queen would marry a guy who wears vans slip on with no socks... its a disgrace
>>157639724> did you overcome the addiction? I fucked around and found out the hard way. I didn't mess with them again so I never became an addict.imagine the most painful stomach cramps you had in your life and multiple that pain by 2. Now imagine these painful cramps keep repeating every 15 seconds for 2 hours. And while this is happening your body is oscillating from freezing cold to burning hot so you're going in and out of the blankets drenched in sweat.
>>157639786what? he literally won me like 4 games singlefootedly last year, he was a fucking animal
>>157639815
>>157639813Thats why u stick to weed nigga
>>157639813glad you made it out anont. shot heroin for 12 years, quit for 5 now
Whats the word on Bo Nix? Is his ankle 100%?
>>157639826Has his ankle ever been 100%?
>>157639826He looked fine in the preseason, none of the other QBs coming off injuries played in the preseason (Jones, Mahomes), leading me to be much more suspicious of them. Mahomes is literally still listed as questionable.
>>157639811I heckin love celebrity couples
>>157639805>all I heard was how he's the next Trent WilliamsJosh Simmons showed glimpses of brilliance last season. If he stays healthy he's going to be elite. He completely transformed his body over the offseason which shows dedication.
2 more sleeps til football :)
>>157639856To bad none of this matters when Josh wants to transition. Its obvious he doesnt want to be a football player, he wants to be a beautiful woman.
>>157639900My beds free you can spend them with me if you like :)
>pooa
>>157639811you're CRAAZY if you think Taylor Swift doesn't dress himit likely turned out in a mutual agreeance thing, but she absolutely chooses what he wears unless it's a brand deal
>>157639909I don't think that will be necessary but thanks for the offer
>>157638336you not wrong tho those lions are pussie cats
>>157639987I miss the Brian Branch/Kerby Joseph womho combo at Safety. Hopefully both are back healthy in October
>>157639993Branch will be, joseph will be retiring
>>157639903>To bad none of this matters when Josh wants to transition.Last season an anon with insider knowledge leaked that Josh Simmons was dealing with withdrawal from pain killers and because he was upfront about it the coaches didn't punish him and kept it secret. Josh isn't a quitter like that Clyde Edwards-Helaire fag.
Romo is a multi millionaire, why was he driving such a shitty, beatdown jeep? The cops would have never pulled him over if he was driving a luxury sports car.
>>157640005Please say sike...
>>157640049It's kerby jover...
burrow bros and jackson jannies, our response?
Bussfumble
>>157640117If Josh being his best is 4 turnovers then yeah I’ll take Joey B or Lameme any day
>>157639320this should be grounds for execution for everyone involved
Only 1 more day you losers almost have something to live for again
>>157639320>browns stadium proposalBrowns should be selling moving and rebranding not building a new stadiumIm glad they are not though they always provide nfl comic reliefthey excel at being an nfl clown
>>157637290damn she cute
>>157639320What a fucking horrible stadium.
>>157640181>>157640469are you trolling? it's better than yet another bowl shaped stadium
>>157639013That sounds like mental illness if you watch a bunch of people having sex and believe you're in a relationship with at least half or them. The way you write that is strange. You didn't just say watching porn, are you implying watching them in real life because that's a strange kink all together.
Almost shit myself right thereThat would have been 10 minutes on the toilet, 10 minutes wiping, 10 minutes in shower, 10 minutes drying off and new undies and shorts.That almost shart almost cost me 45 minutes
>>157639320>>157640611They did this to avoid toilet bowl jokes.
>>157640645go kangz
Rate my team fellas
>>157639320Lol looks like an abattior
>>157639320Add a couple of stacks and a conveyor and you've got a Cleveland Cliffs steel mill.
>>157640682How many in your league?
>>157639826If Bo Nix was black, he would speak E Bo Nix.
>>157636972His brain is going to turn into a fucking walnut by the time he's 40, and it's at least 50% his own fault, probably 75%. He knows he won't be playing football next year. He knows he's living well on borrowed time. One moderate concussion can leave you with permanent brain fog and migraines. Two can significantly impair cognitive functioning. This guy has had FOUR major TBIs, two of which occurred just weeks apart. It's no wonder he's a shell of the quarterback he used to be. He definitely has the worst brain damage of any NFL player to have begun their career within the last ten years. You'd have to expand that window to 20 or 30 years to find players who got as bad or worse.
will the Falcons have the worst pass rush in NFL history?
Good lord my balls and cock actually reek. I need to wash them. Ummmmm Kiwi? Your tongue?
>>157640947Probably. Jalon Walker is ded and James Pearce is probably mindbroken from his criminal activity.
""""Bo""""" """"""""Nix""""""" is not a real name. Nobody will ever respect him.
>>157638835The pats owner just recently got got for doing a rub and tug and pats fans have been dealing with fake media controversey for 20 years. Not a single pats fan cares about the cheating
>wednesday gamei hate jewdell so much it's unreal
>>157640682nice 8 man league
>>157640034If I were a billionaire I'd drive the same car I drive now. It's the problem with wealth hoarding we see. There's no real way to spend all that money so you just hoard it.
>Jew Robert Kraft has FINALLY paid his only other good player drafted
>>157639794Rams are a tier above the Chargers though
Mandingo fighting is around the corner lads
>>157641048You insulted my Chiefs once. I don't care to see you post.
>>157641124Chiefs are gay lul
>>157640993I'll take 1 Wednesday to start the season vs 2 Monday night games running at the same time
>>157641178I will remember this...
>>157641181I still don't understand why they did that. They make the most money from standalone primetime games. Having two at the same time during primetime kindof defeats that. Although, it may still have made more money than if the second game was at the 1PM or 4PM sunday sloy
My Chiefies are going to demoralize every single broncucks fan who thinks this year will be any different
>>157641202I can already see the cope. "Enjoy your week 1 super bowl queefs, you're still finishing last in the division!!"
>>157641197it was a way to get eyes on ABC and ESPN at the same time to sell twice as many ads
>>157641197>past tenseI'll bet they do it 3 times this season
>>157641216Wait I checked on it and they actually did end it. I was thinking they did something cool for once but now I'm thinking like >>157641213 and they probably devalued their ad time since they couldn't gurantee as many viewers. Whatever made them cancel them wasn't for the fans benefit.
>>157641212>Mahomes is coming off an injury, and the core is too old. But with Mahomes there these rookies will elevate and like Brad you will see a second Dynasty!
>>157639320Dystopic af
>>157639320grim
>he thinks baldcock bowels is TE1
>finds the most vulnerable spot on your defensive coordinator's taint>creates a new hole (for him to fuck repeatedly)
>How ass will the Kansas City Chiefs be?
>>157639320>They called it "Cell Block C", it doubled as slaughterhouse during the week, structured as a physical embodiment of Cleveland's panopticon of dread. Cleveland fans would come to envy the weekday cattle, because for them there was at least an end to the horror.
>>157641289>huge gaping vagina scar>open relationship (but only for her) leg tattooIT'S OVER
>>157640987I know. That's why this has to be a season from hell for Vrabel to realistically have a chance of losing his job after the season.
>>157641313Vrabel is walking Patriots culture, he won't be going anywhere
>>157641285>loses to a california dome team in subzero temperatures in you're path
Why the fuck arent the Rams in Australia right now? They were the ones that wanted to go, not the Niners. They’re supposed to be the ones to “help spread” the game of Football and the NFL. And yet they’re making it a one day trip? How the fuck does that make sense? Why would you want to go in the first place??
>>157641387questioning McGay and Sneed is a nono anon
>>157641387>You need to go a week early for PRNobody says this shit about Brazil or Germany.
Price, expected to play. I know there those who think Seattle longer has a running game, but it's not really even about your RBs. It's about committing to the run, scheming and blocking. If they can't stop the run, run them over.There is no worse spirit breaking loss to get run over. BTW, K9, we love him but KC has been Russel pilled. Hello from an old AFCW foe.
>>157641289>As ass as Taylor's ass>So not muchKek
>>157641408It's a 16 hour long flight and they're landing the day before the game
>>157641420they're testing whether acclimation matters when it's simply a time thing and not a physical change like temperature or elevation
>>157641426>>157641408>land before the game>leave after the gamewhat time for PR?
>pats are paying Christian Gonzalez $135 million over 4 yearsLmao
>>157641420What does that have to do with the complaints listed? >>157641387. It's not like they're flying coach, players will be able to sleep and hydrate on the plane. Rams arrive 24 hours before the game.
>>157641457He shutdown JSN.
>>157641461You’re really dumb
>>157641461You have never flown that far have you? It doesn't matter how much comfort you have on the flight - it fucking sucks regardless.
>>157641457He’s the best player on the team
>>157641503Care to educate me?
>>157641461The problem is that players swell while flying, dumbass. Actual players and coaches say this all the time. Players hate travel because they swell up and it takes a while to recover. Also, Melbourne is 17 hours ahead of LA. So the Rams circadian rhythm will be totally off. Given how this is week 1, there’s no reason to delay travel to the last minute
>>157641457>paying an elite player is laughableYou must be a fan of a shitty team
>>15764151016 hours? no. I've flown 10+ hours though Moscow to NYC, back when you could still do that.
>>15764152717 hours ahead means they’ll only have 7 hours of circadian shift, no? It’s not like the body can tell dates.
>>157641461>what is jetlag
>>157641527I don't think it will be a huge factor either way. But isn't it worse to spend 4 nights getting subpar sleep adjusting to a new time zone? As opposed to minimizing the potential body clock shift?
We gon find out Wednesday night
>>157641543>>157641563
>>157641563That sounds like some LA cope
>>157641536Were you going to then play American Football, Tovarisch?
>>157641527Exactly. People acting like this is nothing have never done it. When I went to Aussie land I wanted to hike around some areas in the Blue Mountains. I was fucking gassed and could barely make it a mile. I can only imagine playing 3 hours of football.
>>157641527swelling from planes typically subsides within 24 hours?
>>157641527I hope it bites the Rams in the ass and they lose big because of it.
>>157641613https://www.hotelsbyday.com/blog/recover-after-travel-jet-lag-burnout/
>>157641601>blaming jetlag for being a wimp
What socioeconomic reasons caused Edgerrin James' son to be a homeless drug addict?
>>157638433>huge distracting shadows on the fieldThe NFL needs to mandate that ALL stadiums be domed.
Drake Maye will win NFL MVP and his first of many Super Bowl MVPs and Lombardis this year.
Drake Maye will lose in week 1
>there are retards picking the Falcons to win this weekI wonder how many of them know that Pooa is starting
My Chargies!
>>157639987>>157639993>I miss the Brian Branch/Kerby Joseph womho combo at Safety. Hopefully both are back healthy in OctoberThey saved the Lions ass so many times and while Brian Branch will be back, I don't expect Kerby Joseph to ever play football again. He's scared to go under the knife and rightly so, as he may end up crippled for life but if he doesn't, he won't play again.
>>157641690>>157639993shit is depressing bros. RIP Aaron Rodgers father.
>>157641642You're right, it took some rando online to make me see the light.
The Lambs have scienced the heck out of international travel you chuds
>>157641706if only you'd see the light the rest of us randos attempt to make you see(it's that you are a flaming homosexual and nobody appreciates your presence)
>rams show up to week 1 with inflamed joints>5 injuries in 4 quarters>season ruinedscreencap this
>>157636972I get what he’s doing. Making sure he stays in the league long enough that the Dophins have to finish their financial commitment to him. He will play this year and next, and then he will retire with more money than he should be able to spend in 1 lifetime.
>>157641714>>157641734I unironically think the Rams losing week 1 would be beneficial to everyone including themselves.
>>157641563>4 nightsAre you 60? How do you take 4 nights to recover from jet lag? Also even if you were right, the 9ers got there 7 days ahead
fuck josh allen
>>157641647The NFL will mandate that you give me dome.
Baby mina! Happy birthday Mina! Queen of /nfl/
nigga wants to play in Agartha
>>157641319>he won't be going anywhereTrue
New Mina pod!i skipped through 3 random time codes and chose my favorite of the of the 3 for the screen shotdo your magic /nfl/ ;)
>>157641835That's a unflattering angle of our queen
>>157641835>>157641855it was random, i like the motion of her hand on her neck, and she is beautiful here
The new OoT remake looks like unreal engine slop, so I guess there's only football to look forward to.
>>157641875Did they really need to remake that game? You just play it right now. Are people really too retarded to install the pc port?
>>157641875maybe we'll get the Silksong dlc this year
>>157641835Nate Tice is the man but fairly autistic. I can't imagine this episode with their combined cringe being anything close to watchable mmhmmmm 'fraid not
>>157641875If you didn't play it at 20fps you didn't beat it.
>>157641906mina in the pod?i listensimple as
Soon
What are you guys doing for game time eats tomorrow? For me, it’s gonna be a big tray of super nachos: carnitas, bacon, cheese, jalapeños, pico de gallo, and plenty of salsas on the side. Then on Sunday I’m smoking some ribs
>>157641875Were you really looking forward to an inferior version of a 30 year old game? We need some real shit. Duke Nukem needs to get the Doom 2016 treatment. Duke Nukem 5ever: The Bitchening. I'm here to Rip ass and Tear bubblegum and you're about to get fucked up. Imaging sticking your boot through a pig cop's ass and pulling it out to reveal a hole right through him with some pieces of brain on your boot. It would kick ass.
>>157641924Someone give this man the keys to a 1994 Dodge Ram 3500
>>157641906Sounds like something that makes you interesting to the ladies
>>157641929I haven't decided yet. I guess I should get something good for tomorrow because the Sunday slate kind of sucks.
im at work again and i need to drop a big hot steamy vikings. i wait until im back on the clock so i can get paid to do it.
>>157642022I do the same
>>157641835I figure you fags are probably cucks and sissies so don't say I never did anything for you
zelda remake looks fucking amazing
>>157642022I don't like shitting at work
>>157641929propably a sandwich or two, game starts at 3:20 so when i wake up from my nap i'm gonna go breakfast mode at half-time :D
>>157642035Why did they remake it when Breath of the Wild was better in every possible way than that N64 game?
>>157642022Nice one. Sometimes i forget to wipe my Kyler Murray and just walk around all day with bits of crusty Vikings
>>157642042Is it because you're afraid your coworkers will fund cum in the toilet after you're done and realize it's from your butt?
>>157642047Are you like 12
>>157641929The cut never ends so rotisserie chicken and caeser salad
>>157642067No but he hangs out with mostly people in that age range
>>157642067No hes like 50 but he likes to fantasize about having sex with 12 year olds
There isn't any clip of Michael Irvin that I've seen that doesn't give me the impression that he's insane.
raidies schedule this szn got me feelin liek doomguy
>>157642078Ironic that you said "clip" since most people have known he's psychotic since he stabbed his teammate with scissors over a hair cut
>Alhamdulillah, Baltimore will rise once again inshallah Lamar's entered his Black Hebrew Israelite arc the league is fucked in 2026
>>157641896>Are people really too retarded to install the pc portyes
>>157642083Just like the guy getting grabbed? Cause that guy dies, that's the body you step over at the start of E1M1
If the kangz don’t absolutely butt fuck green gay on Sunday I’m never watching this fake and gay sport again (until next week)
PatriotsRamsLionsBengalsColtsJaguarsTitansBillsSteelersBearsVikingsRaidersChargersEaglesCowboysBroncos
>>157642190Those are your week 1 losers!
>>157642190>PatriotsYou were wrong on your very first pick
>>157642180shall be watching after aints wions
>>157642205you'll see the light soon enough
>>157642054wow you're a disgusting faggot
Super Bowl Champs
>>157642238I'm not the one getting butt fucked on my lunch break.
Wife said no more eating out for lunch when I’m at work cause we need the money for my son’s medication. Guess who just ate chipotle with double meat lol
>>157642238You're the one with cum coming out your butt
More comments from the presser:1.”as far as Josh Simmons goes… we’ll just see how that goes.”“Again Josh is rehabbing, he’s working his tail off, this isn’t anything other than him having an issue with his back and it’s just a matter of time here. But he continues to work hard with Rick and do his part there”—This is basically what sam said, just some added stuff that was left out regarding working with Rick and “doing his part”.2”There’s a good chance Josh doesn’t play this week, that’s where we’re at. So we have that in our mind. I mean he’s got an issue there that he’s working through, I’m not putting any time constraint on when he can come back or practice and how many practices he needs, I just want to make sure he’s healthy and okay to go”.—This was after he was asked if Josh needed to log a certain number of practices in order to be able to play.
>>157642257Better double meat in your burrito than double meat in your butthole this dude >>157642042
>>157642260the next trent williams is off to a slow career start
>>157642260Maybe he needs to spend a month in California "visiting family" again keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek drug addict negroid
Josh ''Trent '''Mekhi ''''Big Ticket'''' Becton''' Williams'' Simmons
>>157642260>drafted by KC>becomes a meth head
remember when chiefs fans shot up their own super bowl parade
>>157642315No because I forgot the Chiefs even won a superbowl lol
>on a Tuesday, where is a good place to find people with no life?
>>157642315if da bears ever win again they should have a nice white parade in indiana and avoid the inevitable chi town shootout bloodbath.
>>157642260Who even is KC’s backup LT?
Josh Simmons is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him Trent Williams and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
>>157642331I'm getting paid $57/hr to sit here and wait til this conveyor breaks.
[McManus] Eagles' Brandon Graham announces he is retiring from NFL for 2nd time
Hey Chiefies I’ll trade you Creed Humphrey for Laremy Tunsil
>>157642351Based
>>157642315Can you blame him? The opps were literally looking at him. Like right in the eye. You’d do the same
>Mahomes to start Week 1>Kittle to start Week 1>Parsons looking to week 5 at the earliest 2 firsts + a major contract btw
When did you realize that sacks are a QB stat?
>>1576424402 1sts and a major contract is worth it since since you can now blame his injury for missing the playoffs and not your more than $50mil a year qb that sucks.
>>157642466I don't remember exactly but I know I was watching a bears qb stink it up.
>xavier worthy is the next tyreek hill>josh simmons is the next trent williamsAre queefies calling Delane the next McDuffie?
>>157641657Not with how depleted the seahawks are. If okada is seriously hurt they have no safety
gem on the 'tube
>>157642466Anyone who watched Peyton Manning in his prime knew that. Used to barely take 10-20 sacks a season and that was back when the Jags and Titans actually had some buzzsaws on the D line. Always knew where everyone was and always had a great internal clock
>>157642486Well that narrows it down to sometime within the last 100 or so years
>>157642491Mansoor is going to be better than McDuffie because McDuffie is best in the Slot and cant cover elite receivers like Jamaar on the outside
>>157642495>depletedTheir defense is healthy
>>157642509This dickbreath teased a season preview series of each division and only got 3/8 done
>>157642517rasm gonna learn the hard way about spagsbabby db's outside that systemtitans can speak to this>sneed
>>157642517I didn’t know dcmuffie was dejean, our birds brought in Tariq woolen because coop couldn’t stick these outside acrobats but he’s elite in the nickel spot
>>157642495The secondary is literally the Pooptriots only hope kek
>>157642534Yeah he looks good until a BIGTIME fuckup so ypi better hope he doesn't go native in Philly.
>>157642564>ypiSee that was only a little fuckup and Riq would have made it into a spot foul.
>haha yeah Chiefs went from Tony Gonzalez to Travis Kelce, th-they're a T-TE Factory!
>Chiefs undrafted rookie Kahlil Benson likely to protect Patrick Mahomes’ blind side in opener
>Tomlin has been building a Minecraft city for the past 12 years>started as a way to connect with his kids and now it's his comfort gameWhy does this happen to so many boomer dads?>tfw my dad has logged 1400 hours into Plants vs Zombies
Chiefs are liquid dogshit
>>157642626What version does he play? Does he do survival or creative?
>>157642639you're gonna be so mad when Mahomes breaks free for a 40 yard rush to start 1-0
How did the Browns go from>Baker>Chubb>Garrett>OBJ>Njoku>Landry>HuntAnd now they have Deshaun Watson/Shedeur Sanders and that's it?
>>157642662Mahomes will be sacked 5+ times
Fantasy football is back!
>>157642687absolutely insiane take
>>157642474HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP!!!!!!!
>>157636947>>157636972how much did his dad fuck him up by MAKING him throw as a lefty? it's one of the most retarded things i had ever seenand idk, i think the concussion he gave himself by ramming head first into hamlin was all on him, the other two not so much
>>157642705Screenshot this
>Jerry Jones: Cowboys are 'in play' to make potential trade this week
>>157642474>sucksErm he’s top 2 in adjusted gross expected WAR per play at home, Einstein
>>157642736>jerruh trades for Micah parsons backKino
>>157642677I used to think it was incompetence, then I thought he just wanted to be provocative and wanted people talking about his team even if they had nothing good to say, but about a year or 2 ago I started thinking that maybe Jimmy Haslam actually wants the people of Cleveland to suffer. Too often itxs just they pick to do the worst possible thing they can, then they make a big spectacle out of it while crashing and burning
>Shannon Sharpe has fallen so far he's doing podcasts where he's just at a strip club watching strippersDamn, this guy used to be on Fox and ESPN.
>>157642521Emmanwori and okada are most likely out so they have to put jags in for the nickel packages they love to run. This is also after losing bryant and riq woolen. As of right now they have josh jobe, Witherspoon, and Julian neal. Everyone else is ass. Then theyre missing charbonnet and their rookies been hurt. And myers is missing kicks. Now one of the tackles is hurt. So darnold is going to have to ball so hard against a pats secondary that added last year's int leader and gonzo ready to prove that contract. Idk how seattle covers brown doubs hollins Henry and the other 3 cause.
>>157642767Club Shay Shay still does really well
>>157642767This is part of his proving he's not gay campaign that he started a few years ago.
>>157642252>>157642259same fag, with nothing but faggot shit on his brain. way to out yourself retard faggot
>>157642785You know hes slid in some bussy. Its hard when you have a fem little twink begging to throat your dick
In what tangible way can people justify that the Packers going to be better this year? It feels like they've gotten extra credit for being a 'young team that is bound to improve from within' for the last like 4 seasons.
>>157642677OBJ's career accomplishments:Catching a ball with one hand in a game that the Giants lostGetting into a fight with Talib
>>157642817He did win an Owl though.
>>157642767i'm sad because as an FOX/ESPN ex player analyst he was one of the best, he was funny, and his takes weren't so...jadedi liked watching him on tv in contrast to how he presents himself in club shay shay, where he just coms across as pessimistic all the time and complaining about younger people. to be fair, i really don't know how much the lawsuit and losing his job affected him, but it feels more mean-spirited than before>>157642785>>157642800what in god's name are you two talking about
>>157642817Hanging out on a boat with a bunch of half naked dudes.
>>157642736Where would one find the other photos?
>>157642817sperging out on a net that one time
>>157642853Shannon zesty and people call him gay so he's doing the rodgers i really really like women thing except being extremely performative about it
>>157642854don't forget bustin bieber giving him top on nye
>>157642853>the sexual harassment thing>"accidentally" posting a recording that sounds like him having sex with a woman>hanging out with female strippersHe's got fruity mannerisms and vocal cadence. I believe somebody got evidence of him doing something gay now he's trying really hard to show how he has sex with women and not men
>>157642887Dude I forgot about that lmao
>>157642871>>157642889hm...i'm not on twitter so i really don't see how people talk about the man, yeah he kinda has a lispy voice but he never really came across as gay to me.hell if anything him and ocho come across as appealing to incels in club shay shay
>>157642900>lips dripping in Bieber saliva Every teenager in the 2000s has been vindicated by the Beckham Bieber Blowjob
>>157642808They gave a mediocre oft injured wideout $100 million and their starting RB is going to jail
>>157642903Ocho is a total bro, he just wants to talk shit and have fun.
>>157642786You have faggot shit in your ass
Are there any black former players who retired and used their wealth to build more wealth or are they all broke
My Chiefies are going to make spee seethe for a 6 year in a row dam this dynasty was epic to witness and be a part of
DK Metcalf believes there's another civilization at the center of the planet
>>157642925>That time Ocho stopped the conversation to talk about how the BBC meme is hurtful because he has a below average dick, and he's had to break things off with multiple women because they though he should have a bigger dick
>>157642943Marshawn Lynch didn't touch a penny of his savings until he retired
>>157642943Tom Brady tried but then he lost a lot of it.
“Yeah, I’m a big conspiracy theorist,” Metcalf says with a smile. “Shout out to my quarterback.”Metcalf wants to know what is really going on in Antarctica. That is, what’s really going on in Antarctica.“I think it’s another world,” Metcalf says.What do you mean, “another world”?“I think there is another civilization inside of Earth.”
>>157642996He must have thought godzilla x kong was a documentary since he sees one of them in the mirror everyday
Just let people think about things. Also, he's probably not wrong.
>>157642963>>157642996just catch the ball bro
>>157643027delete this racist shit bro
>>157643030>Just let people think about thingsNo actually don't, stupid people should be regularly shamed for how stupid they are.
>>157643049I could have been talking about Godzilla, your mind went the racist route.
>>157642900This will be mandatory 10 years from now
>>157643060I agree. Be ashamed!
>>157643060This, ignorance should not be rewarded and delusions should not be entertained.
>Oweh and Alegretti at practice today
>>157641734Nothing makes me happier then supposed "super teams" the media won't shut the fuck up about crashing and burning so this would be very pleasing
This is a no, right? The other guy also has Tuten so I was thinking about asking for Tuten instead of Brooks but all in all I think it’s still worth having Sun God right?
>The Gary Bears
Grossi Hierarchy >
>>157643261wow no packers?
>>157643274They were an honorable mention, meaning even the superfan knows they’re cooked without their EDGE1 and RB1
>>157643274They’re gonna be without Jacobs & Parsons for like half the season. If I had to place money in it, I’d say they miss the playoffs this year and Lions/Bears or Cowboys get in
>>157643261>bungles>chorgers>razorcakes
Less Sneed
Coach Aaron Gibbon
>>157643261>6. Bills
>>157642031>calling everyone fags and sissies>falling for jewish bnwo with an asian married to another asian while talking with a White guymortage your house on a 500k bet on the Browns going 17-0
Can't wait for dem boys to get blown out in week 1
>>157643441>player I always thought was a homosexual bonds with another player I always thought was a homosexualI have my own conspiracy theory.
>>157643495Lol
green gay lol
>>157643519Heebie jeebies!
>>157643519Everyone is saying this
>>157643519Lol
>>157643424Like what even is this comment...
I am le tired
>>157643519heh
>literal Super Bowl rematch tomorrow>thread is dead
Somebody get me to mettie jetties
Kek /nfl/ just cut mettie jetties
>>157642736Latina? She looks Indian
>>157643441I bet they do other things together.
>>157643700Def Columbian.
>>1576406827/10, not bad, nothing special>>157640997retarded
>>157642677Convinced themselves that Watsons empty stats 4.8k yard season was legit and that he was a superstar QB. The Texans went 4-12 that year though and while yeah it's a team game he was running up numbers well after the game had been decided and the opposing defense was in prevent.
>Denver Buckbreakers
>>157643736The Columbian girls I know don't look like that at all. She looks Indian or from somewhere in the South Pacific.
>>157642963Jews are definitely living underground
>>157643799Now here’s a guy that really really likes women
>>157643261Id drop seattle to 7
Chiefs are bad
>>157643811I believe him, I do
>>157643642Glorified preseason game
>>157642808>In what tangible way can people justify that the Packers going to be betterThey can't
>>157641875And yet we’re all going to buy it anyway
>>157643774Colombia and the Carribean has a large Indian/SE Asian population. Trini Rotis are amazing meals.
>>157642650Creative
t
>>157642963Agartha, yeah. It’s true
>>157643891Lol
>>157642466Once russell wilson joined my team
the milfy hippie lady at work is starting to overshare I think I'm almost in there, bros
>>157644000Let her know you really like talking with her and see her as a great friend.
>>157643906Based, solo survival is for tryhards.
>>157644000Show pics
>>157644000What are you going to do once you’ve nutted and then want nothing to do with her but you’ve already dug the hole to get to where you are?
>>157644036Hopefully she makes him banana bread.
>>157644000Start bringing kale as part of your lunch and you'll be in
>>157644011>>157644036I'm always honest with older women. They usually understand a dicking is just a dicking unlike younger girls. >>157644054We already talk about food a lot we're both vegan.
>>157644071>we're both vegan.So you decided to try out women for the 1st time?
>>157644047Holy blast from the past. I fucked an older woman at a summer job when I was in college, was very clear about it just being a quick hit, and she came in on Monday and made a big show about baking banana bread for me at lunch. Then when I took her aside later to reiterate just a quick fuck she started crying and asking if I just thought she was easy, it was so weird
Um Ramilia?>#Rams DT Aaron Donald WILL NOT travel to Australia and will be inactive vs the #49ers, per AdamSchefter
Greg Bedard of the Boston Sports Journal just reported on the radio that in 2024 multiple members of the Patriots' coaching staff were caught using and in possession of drugs LMAO
>>157644071>we're both veganOkay it makes sense now. She's over sharing with you because she thinks you're gay. Wake up anon
>>157643923I agree
>>15764409520 million btw
>>157644095He needs a little bit more conditioning before going up against the Santa Clara Sinewaves
>>157644095it's over. lambs collapse
>>157644090Yeah, you gotta be careful with those types. I fucked a BPD 42 year old from Craiglist in 2011 and she would still creep around my old house where I used to live (my parents' house) in 2021. Would call me and not say anything too. Terrifying.
>>157644149I got a fake ID and a checklistIt goes never meet a girl on Craigslist
>>157644095How much did they pay him again
>>157644161When they got rid of personals it probably saved a lot of lives.
I love how Purdy could give two shitshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DdCZMzZPhjb/
The Rams just traded Donald!
AARON DONALD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>157644000I’ve always enjoyed chatting with older women since it’s easier and I’ve thought about hooking up with this one who I always talk to after work as we both walk to our cars, then I remember that I’m an overweight virgin with diagnosed autism and that hot work flings aren’t for me
just saw aaron donald at melbourne tullamarine airport!
>>157644250Delete this racist shit
>>157639320People supporting obvious dog shit franchises with owners who do every thing to take money from its fans while purposely putting out a terrible project proves that majority of people are literal animal tier.
>>157644250Buy an ad already faggot
>>157644264>can't even make it to the checkout counter without stealing some lady's purse
>>157644181>peckerwood QBs
>>157644250>patcuck midhomes tier 1>Bo Nix tier 6This is gonna be hilarious to look back on in 6 days
>>157644414Bo Nix isn't better than any of the QBs listed above him, so it's definitely fair.
Micro Penis Junior
>>157644485He’s better than Caleb
>>157644503Coward
>>157644546Caleb doesn't have ankles made of glass
>>157644485He's clearly better than patcuck midhomes. That's why he beat him head to head and won 15 games
>>157644250They did dirty to Geno
>>157642031saved to my mina folder subfolder blacked
>>157644580Ge-Nooooooo!
>>157644629>>157644629>>157644629New
>>157644601https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788782296962936.webm
>>157644656saved to my mina folder subfolder bleached>>157643473mina is hapa married to a white man
>>157644656Is that mina
>>157644095Aaron "Anthony Rendon" Donald
>>157645129>3. Bills
