>>157631900
total pfl annihilation
dying during a penis enlargement surgery that your wife put you up to is something else
>>157640725is ilia alright?
>>157640737He died during penis engorgement surgery
Get over it
>>157640744Merle's backshots?
>>157640741R.I.P. ILIA
>>157640744getting a visceral reaction from this foreigner wearing Lady Liberty while spewing jungle beats
So if Yair wasn’t a giant faggot and took the Diego fight after beating pitbull, and won, he would’ve almost definitely got the title shot against Volk right?
/heem/ bros, just got my dna test results back. Do I have warrior genes? Should I start training MMA immediately?
i was under the impression we were all genetically identical to jon jones
>>157640744what the fuck is wrong with this individual
>>157640809Smith beating Coleman, Barnett popping, Mir motorcycle accident, Brock Diverticulitis, Cain tearing his leg... And people act like HW has been a shit show just now
Black niggas was selectively bred in America to have large meng and beast of burdenThat's y they sports
i'm completely indistinguishable from jon jones except i have a longer reach and more muscle i walk around very lean at 285 lbs so sadly i cannot make the ufc heavyweight limit
>>157640744he's still seething?
Heeminder the Russians cut blood and put it back via iv
Who the fuck is Wang Cang? How does some no name headline a numbered ufc event?
>>157640844And advocating for a rematch
>>157640826i'm just like jon jones except i'm not gay or black or a multimillionaire or good at fightingi just beat women when i drink
i bet it's even worse than we imagine, the ufc shitting up card after card due to nothing but trying to save an extra dollar, giving the guy who wants less money the big fight, not making perfect matchups because the two of them combined would cost too much money, endless secret lowering of the quality as much as they can get away with. i fear this.
>>157640879aww baby need a night light to keep the scary hunter campbellman away fuck outta here you snot nosed punk kick some rocks stroll off a pier
>>157640888fuck you hunter it's all coming out soon and there will be justice
Hey check out my Chael Sonnen impression*runs my fucking mouth*
>>157640744
>>157640879Fighters are a weird combo of low self respect and high egoJake Shields fought gap for the title for like $75k. Similar situation with dillashawPlenty of elite fighters willing to fight for the honor
Broken piggy.
>>157640959Translation: I will sniff. I will lay. I will pray. Justin is getting these arms wrapped around him and the cage pressed to his back.
I'm afraid of Gane.Many cases, I fear.
>>157640900>Meet Alex Pereira and a predatorshe rapes women in the ass?
>>157640959>Broken piggy.but enough about poomar
Disfigured freak.
I'm afraid Ilia is mentally flushed and is going to get brutally knocked out in his next fight
>>157641026>Disfigured freak.but enough about rapedzat
Firstly that's my baby brotherSecondly you don't say you're going to baptize my baby brotherThirdly fuck you
>>157641035OK sorry man
Raped brown faggot.
>>157641047speaking of where is the scoundrel
We're about to see the rebirth of Jiu jitsu topuria
>>157641067jon's probably canoodling with the brazzas off in thailand or russia
>>157640744Money and fame got to his head. What an entitled prick
What's stopping (You) from getting into MMA and becoming the best?
>>157640856Wonton is supposed to be what poopatan was to jizzy, brought to the ufc to dethrone valentina. They're trying to fast track her to the title
mcmillenmonster will prove that fighting will always defeat mma
>*serves up bacon bussy*
Gaped by Ganedaddy.
>>157641076disrespectful
>>157641111
>>157641154
actually disregard that previous graphic i should know that even on tender you get shitters pulling out left and right
attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion
>>157641174Talmbout c beams bubba?
>>157641172Nothing will top this heem from week 2. They can wrap it up now
I'm gonna submit Islam in front of Khabib.
>>157641083Fat, racist, and pushing 30
>>157641198kaik brito is a real fuggin heemer he is
>>157641198That was nutsBrito was fading hard. If he doesn’t land that nuke he prob gets finished 30 seconds later
>>157641172>14-6>8-4 If you have more than 3 losses on the regional scene you’re not UFC level, simple as
>>157640744Literally the most overrated schedulebabby fighter of all time
>>157640725qrd?
>>157640778Kill yourself faggot
>>157641256Ilia Topuria died during a routine penis engorgement surgery and has been replaced with a clone
>>157641226blind ranking is retarded
>>157641266It's all he can do, he can't fockin see
>>157640788Pakis and indians are very unathletic. They for sure suck at fighting. Think that Sikh are the only ones known to have any fighting skill in the area. UFC should be trying to train them at the UFC P.I.
>>157641373lmao, nah the ufc can throw as much money and coaches it can at India, but they will NOT produce elite talent. they fucking suck at fighting
>Makes a million in a couple of fights>Is a mid tier fighter, journeyman that has several losses on record Man if Bobby Green is making this type of money, with his record then that should tell you something. UFC pays pretty good for the mid tier fighters that are decent and must pay even better to the elite fighters.Once again a friendly reminder that only the cans that fight once a year are broke. Those are the ones reddit cries about. Who the fuck cares about some shitty fighters that are inactive. Its their fault their broke? They are low tier and just prelim padding, they bring nothing to the table.
Eddie Hearn is a genius. Tom will be stripped in no time.
I'm telling you, if you teach him some BJJ he's gonna a be a real problem for most Gorillas You don't want this guy on your back
I'll tell you, if gooby had called it a day after that dick pic, it would've been the most beautiful crescendo to a legendary run
>>157641447I was really disappointed when I saw Mcgregors dinosaur. I was expecting it to be bigger, girthier, longer, and straighter.Something that was championship caliber.Instead it was small, overly curved, unimpressive head, and he had a cock weight on to try and impress but its really just a cheap prop. No wonder that Lady made fun of him.
>>157641061
Just like his hero Georges St Pierre. Tom Aspinall doesn't flinch when it comes to chocolate treats
>>157640778Yair gets injured constantly. UFC doesn't like giving him good fights or title opportunities because they know he may pull out. Honestly if hes fully healthy I could see Yair beating Diego and most guys at featherweight except Volk and Movsar. To many fighters overtrain themselves. Thats another reason why good coaches are important, to slow you down when you train to hard.
>>157641418Guys like Meng,King Green and Holland show that theres actually a quite simple formula to win over the UFC brass even if you are kinda mid yet 90% of the roster can't seem to figure it out
>>157641519Gane is so anime coded
>>157641516>UFC doesn't like giving him good fights or title opportunitiesDude what the fuck are you talking about the UFC books Yair like he's the number one contender when he fights like once a year. There were serious talks about him rematching Volk because he beat 40 year old Pitbull
>>157641246Prates had like 6 losses when the UFC signed him.
>>157641499he's already lost the fire
Time to start running my fucking mouth*does my best Chael Sonnen impression*
>>157641513>be GSP>eat like shit during offseason>Admit you like Mcdonalds alot>Get heemed by digestive disease >Use it as an excuse to duck whittaker fight you know you cant win.I p-proved my point with Michael Bisping ....the weakest champ in years. If were all being honest GSP is overrated and he was on gear for sure. Its so obvious he takes HGH
>>157641556GSP was training like crazy, working as a bin man and having sex with nubian queens. He could eat McDonald's and not get fat
>>157641556
>>157641529UFC has ignored him several times to though. Thats why Yair always gets mad he gets skipped over but its his fault for being injured. He was begging for a Topuria fight and never got it. Yair still has a grudge with Topuria because of it.
>>157640744Hell yeah rematch is needed
>>157641517Its so obvious that UFC rewards being a company man. It really is simple:>Dont be an asshole with UFC employees. some fighters are douches and have issues backstage with UFC staff>Help save cards when fights fall offMost fighters turn down last minute fights>Be an active fightermost fighters fight once or twice a year>Dont duck fightsmost fighters duck fights, constantly Being a real company man is rare, you really are going against the grain. So if you become a fighter the UFC can count on they will pay you more and treat you better. Even if you get a lose streak they are more forgiving to it and give you a chance to bouce back.Volk and Pereira are both company men and champions. Thats why they pay them more than other champs. Volk has alot of money, that huge farm he bought looks expensive. Pereira has alot of supercars and always buys glover expensive gifts. UFC company guys are the rich ones. UFC lowballs the assholes like Jon Jones who are difficult to work with.
Askren be like "Decent knee but those follow up shots were kinda mean. George I think you owe me one."
>>157641567I always forget that GSP married a Black model. His sons gonna have good athletic genes. Alot of fighters gonna have sons going into UFC. Should be interesting.
>>157641634Ben has a weird relationship with Masvidal. They are like Friendnemies. After Ben recovered from the Surgery he invited Masvidal to his farm in Wisconsin. Masvidal actually accepted and flew out to see him. Hes a good guy.
Belal bodied that Askren freak
>>157641577Most men speak but say nothing. GSP says nothing yet speaks.
Remember Max Holloway? Yeah me neither
will he ever actually fight again?
A History of Noche UFC and Danas relationship with Mexican Boxers
>>157641623King Green was in the shitter in late 2010s and in the cough era he was suddenly like "Ok let's crank up the Hood style a bit and try to have something to say, even if you are a bit cringe". Another thing with guys like Green and Holland is that they aren't like "I stepped in on short notice now repay me the favor" but more like "Call me when you need me"
>>157641686Gooby has abused his body with coke and booze. UFC also wont let him take gear to speed up recovery. Thats why he was blocked for a few years before.So Hes probably going to recover slowly just based off his age and rough lifestyle. He seriously might not be ready until 2028.
>>157641692everyone with triple-digit IQ knows that mexican boxing events, especially those with canelo are just cartel money laundering events. nobody actually gives a fuck about boxing.
umar is 10x the fighter khabib ever was
>>157641692Dana really is a national treasure.
>>157641716absurd statement
>>157641723debunk it with a peer reviewed study then
natural beauty
>>157641702Canelo's events are the most successful in Boxing. He is more popular than Joshua and Fury. Its not even close. Canelos been the face of Boxing for a while now. The Mexicans really support him too. His last fight he sold like 70,000 tickets at Allegiant Stadium and made a 47 million gate and Netflix paid him a shit ton of money. Canelo is the richest Boxer in the world by far. His paydays are actually real, he generates alot so he gets paid alot. With Jake Paul and Fury you get those fake paydays. Also the cartels don't involve themselves with Canelo. He's untouchable in Mexico.
>>157641738Alright then we'll have to wait for the heemsters to review my logic but Khabib has had 0 losses.0 times 10 is 0.Umar has 2 losses which is > 0.Therefore Umar is not 10 times the fighter Khabib ever was.
>>157641740no one asked bud
>>157641738go get him slick
>>157641740> freemason logoyeah right
>>157641741i also have 0 losses in the ufc. i won't deny i'm a khabib level fighter but are you prepared to take this logic to its extreme?
>>157641739this but irish
>>157641686Yes but it will be another farce fight that ends in 30 seconds, then he'll go box Jake Paul for $50M and retire
>>157641760I don't have time for this I still have 7 JAVs to watch today
>>157641764my slag mogs yours
in fact let's get a 3rd party opinion >>157641783feel like making yourself useful?
>>157641783i surrender unconditionally
Dana said Conor will be fighting in December
>>157641781I doubt that Conor could even get over 20 million in payday with paul. His brand took a hit with the Max fight. He looked like a feeble old man. Everyone knows Conors not the same anymore.Still can't believe UFC payed Conor 30 million for Max fight. They won't make that mistake again.
>>157641740Oh for sure b.
>>157641803only one man is worth that much
>>157641816Jons highest payday was 9 million. That's why hes always mad at Dana. He wants to get paid the same as what Conor and Khabib used to get.
>>157641828as he should since he's far more reliable than either of those bums
>>157641828Dana bought Jon a Bentley sweetie try again
>>157641839that's like 200k he gives the nelk boys more for the casino
You should not even need 9 nilly if youre living in ABQ
Is postpartum depression the best base for wmma?
>>157641829He don't draw any money though. No wonder Dana FORCED him to fight Big Tom who's a legit Star. Of course Jonjones got scared and ran!
>>157641829For champs, UFC bases pay on drawing power. Jones has been inactive so his name has been fading. Jones wants a big boxing payday but the problem is if he fights Joshua for 25 million and then loses. It ruins the reputation of UFC heavyweight division and then he wants to come back to UFC to keep fighting for more money.Dana doesn't want to free Jones for one fight and then take him back as a loser. Its tok much risk for one big payday for Jones and UFC gains nothing from it.
>>157641883tom can't draw he can't even see mate
>*feebly feels around the room*>i'm the ufc champion me
>le Gane Infinite Title Shot glitch Yeah being the one top employee in the department that's reliable, available, easy to work with and doesn't shit on his employer 24/7 might occasionally lead to rewards
Said, I'm blind to you hatersCan't touch me, rumor creatorsMe say where is the love, latelyHey, ask you how the world ah run so
also gane is unbelievably attractive
tom cold draw his victim statement in braille cause hes a blind raped bitch
gane can also bloody see mate
>>157641740Everything currently popular about Mexican culture, be it artists, cinema directors, or athletes, has been manufactured with cartel money and backed up by the CIA/Mossad.
Tom should make his nickname "Zatoichi" and then get heemed dead like that loser weeb Jiri.
>>157641979we do it for a fraction of the cost and no cartel needed
>>157642013fogbot
The blindness heightened Toms other senses. Now he can smell his son pooping his pants before it even happens
>>157642025all the socdem parties are part of the martial doctoring in Nordic™ countries to keep us from becoming soviet by way of treats, right wing too but they are instead lured by their own greed and getting to sit next to foreigners at meetings the shuddering nay dare i say it epileptic statethanks ariel
>>157640744the only illegal shots were the back ones that anal rapist gave to poor woman
>>157642062whatever man
if tom had knocked gane down twice and was hunting him down there's just no way he quits from en eye poke. admit it.
>>157642148you say that but you don't mean it
>>157641923Collie Buddz
how come Indians can't simply produce a single good fighter? it's not meat because Pakis don't have a single fighter either. were /pol/fags tripping for claiming it's lower gravity? it's small difference.
>>157642236söpöi :3
gane gones...
BREAKING NEWS: Tom Aspinall will not fight this year
>>157641923outdraws jon jones in london
>>157642387see >>157642386and >>157641891
> Joe Rogan recorded a kicking power score of 152,000 units on a PowerKube testing device, which surpassed Francis Ngannou's record-holding punch score of 129,161 units.
>>157642438What happened to his nipples?
what if the scientists mixed up the ingredients or one was mislabeled and they sold joe Human Gay Hormones instead and thats what happened
>>157642441
he's out!
>>157642499the dangers of grappling with joe rogan?
Massive aura loss for the brits
>>157642519Many. Such. Cases.
tom aspinall will never fight agane
>>157642533
>>157642543You're gross
>>157641764That but this
>>157642543white people think salt and pepper is seasoning
remember when kamaru usman ducked into that headkick and died? yep that was probably the best day of my entire life.
>>157642600What did he see?
What's the real, non-shitpost story with Aspinall? there has got to be some other reason for the delay. His eye has to be healed by now. It's been healed. Is he just trying to do some stalemate shit with Dana? That would explain the Hearn thing. This makes no sense.
>>157642646just buying time hoping his death via gane can somehow be avoided
>>157642646his retard son pooped on his glasses
Not gonna lie I don't give a fuck about any of the upcoming events. What even is this?
>>157642746His son is retarded?
>>157641683I mean if young top tier prospects like Salkilld and Parnasse were gunning for your scalp, you would be ducking too
>>157642802wait until you hear about 'angabout andy
>>157642634shadow realm
>>157642587This dish was literally made by an Italian
>>157642646True storyTom Aspinall eye legit got injured by Ganes eye pokes. To the point he required surgery (eye injections) and he can see fine obviously but has issues with getting hit in eye. Hes trying to avoid a detached retina or other ocular damage. Toms been traumatized by Bispings going blind in one eye so hes being super duper ultra over protective of his eye and letting heal over a long time.
>>157642586Shes a great fighter
>>157642951Literally Team Aspinall propaganda. Tom got poked in the eye, then got laser eye surgery and posted the photos to make it seem like he was fucked up. Andy was yapping about boxing money before the Gane fight.Proof attached, Aspinall playing with a football, pre "surgery"
>>157642964
>>157642777>simp Natalia Silva onto the verge of greatness >they make her the sacrificial lamb/ poster child for the UFCs decline
>>157642646Suspended for roids. Watch him return to the octagon as a slower, pillowfisted version of his former self. The same thing happened to Jamawl and Jiri when they were shadowbanned.
>>157642634A billion lifetimes and afterlives in an instant
>>157642951Astounding the level of pathetic imbecile that you are.
>>157643003Enlightened post.
>>157643005>says truth>get called imbecile About what I expect from here
>>157643017
>>157643031
>>157643003>when the μετεμψύχωσις hits for the millionth time
>>157643037
i could be ufc but its politics
>>157642777>157642777Dunno but I shant be watching
>>157643001The UFC would strip him and let the division move on if that was true
>>157642983Toms dad wants him to get a mega payday but UFC is telling him to wait for the Jones fight. He of course wants it now for the Gane 2nd fight which makes no sense financially since neither is a big fight draw. UFC is probably offering Tom in the 5 million range. They of course want something like 20 million which is what he could get if he fights Joshua in Boxing.
Could be defeat the Patriot?
>>157643061zip it up when youre done
>>157642777>this is a numbered card’s main event in the big 2026Yeah I’m choosing the way of the cazzie and shan’t watch that crap.
>when the निर्वाण hits after eternal suffering
>>157643077I can’t, your sister hasn’t squirted yet
>>157643089This is what happens when you OD on psychedelics as an amateur. Spirit raped by demons.
>>157643089Devanagari is such a cool writing system, too bad it sounds like shit.
>>157643031we fingerpori posting in heem now i expect fealty from my fellow finns
I would have never let my mom die like that man.
>>157640900I mean? is anyone surprised?>>157640959you can't convince me to care about this Georgian fag
I'LL BEAT YO ASS
>>157643123You can still be redeemed after such. Gooby should seek redemption through disassociative abuse, high dose salvia and such.
no you'd rather dox yours to get attention on 4chan>>157643126latin system is definitely lacking
Dead in a pile of her own shit and piss
>>157643123>>157643168how many acid/changa casualties have you seen make it back b
https://x.com/CageWarriors/status/2096998005094162919
Harry Softwick
troonmala aspingay
>>157643194None, most killed themselves. Gooby is stronger than that though
mushroom megadosing and hours long meditation sessions are the best base for martial arts
>>157643248*yells in boomer*when the fellers brought the 2cb and the bromo dragonfly over from sweetden, if 100 of us set out to sea only 10 of us made it back and the other 9 are retarded now
>>157642777>wmma main event>figgy co-mainimagine how many things went wrong for this to happen. at least 3 potential fights skidded. Tomala, grandma Shevie and who else?
These niggas out here snitchingThey wit the rat pack!
>>157643309sean strickland is shelved for a while until he gets her antibodies down to an undetectable level. rape victim. gay. AIDS
>>157643316sad!
>>157642386Fun fact with this Tom will have broken the record for longest lay off from an eye injury in ufc history
GEEEEEEG!!
>>157643370sean going for the patented overhand into blowjob level change
>>157643370Brutal missed punch from strickraped
honestly, they should let HWs roid up. it's completely unreasonable to expect 250+ pound men put out 5 round fights. we could have shit like Ubereem and Brock Lesnar back.
>>157641203Why does this have the same energy as someone saying they're gonna fuck a guy's wife in front of him
>>157642646He literally had eye injections and LASIK to correct pre existing conditions and is trying to act like he has a career ending eye injury because of Gane
>Brutal missed pu-AACK!!
>>157642646Tom kept running face first into Gane's fist to the point it actually started to fuck his eye up. It wasn't until the eye poke that he realized his vision was failing so he called out. He realized his style of lurching forward won't work against gane a second time around so he's trying to reinvent his style and buying as much time as possible because he's terrified of gane fucking his vision up. It's legit the only way the 'brown' syndome would actually happen, it's a precise type of injury that won't just spawn from ONE poke.
Think we're due for another NEFFEX walkout(pls no ads)
what's next for michael "mike" chandler
>>157643542More adoptions and putting "his" kids in child MMA organizations
mike "mikey" chandler
you all are laughing at Chandler for those damn niglets not realising he's scouting for the best talent. Hap and Ace will be world class heemers.
I like proper 12. sean r strickclit likes throating 12 proper inches of black dick. We're built different. I could be ufc too but I wont take danas creampies like gay sean
>>157643662>hundreds of fighters dreaming of CPWhat did Goby mean by this? Has he turned on his masters?
>>157643789He's got psychosis from the cocaine
>>157643800blessed tony dubs
>>157643848Fuck off
>>157643819Scared?
>>157643848heem is a gooner general
>>157643897Facts
>>157643862Kek. Based.
Conor "Numogram" McGregor arc after he gets out of rehab
>>157643542UFC Apex: Chandler vs Dariush. Stoppable Force vs Movable Object.
A lot of fighters say it, but has anyone ever fought as though they were prepared to die in that octagon?
>>157643957Yeah but chandler takes that 100 time out of 100
>>157643862just imagining him yelling at dee to come see how the numbers say he's jesus christ as she quietly shuffles the kids into the safe room
>>157643977Kek
Dee come in and look at these numbers ye?
Am I the only one who thinks Conor's voice has changed a lot since 2018? Is that what ageing does to the human body?
>mammy i want a lolly>hush junior he'll hear you>>157644019hormones
>>157643973Yeah but does he take it 1000 times out of 1000?
Junior come out of the safe room and let's run up some roblox ye? Steal a brain rot ting ya know yourself
now that it's been taken there christmas at the mcgregor clan mansion must be happy happy joy joy
>>157644019heavy drinking and smoking
>>157644033i was thinking it would be a more high fantasy oriented explanation
>>157642964I fucked here
I CAN'T...FOOKIN' SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157644049He takes it 10 000 out 10 000
>>157643963tom aspinall. you gotta kill that frickin dude if you want him to quit.
>>157644105they say that gane cheated but this clearly shows the headbutt gane did
>>157644105lady luck strikes again
>>157644105Ok clearly a headbutt so it should have been a DQ
70% of heem were telling we scholars that pereira was bigger than gane
>>157643819>>157643862>>157643662Will Conor go full Diego, full Tony, or straight to full BJ?
tom headbutted ganes fingers howeverbeit
tom also assbutts man dick just like the gay seans and payton talby
You can think whatever you want about Tom Aspinal but you will respect him.
>>157644213he can't bloody see mate
respect is earned not given
I do not respect Tom Aspinal.
Justin Gaethje
>>157644105
justin gathe is the protagonist of mixed martial arts at the moment
>>157644247
sending tom aspinall into space and "forgetting" to pack his helmet
>>157643973Did you watch Mike vs Ruffy? Mike literally looked like he forgot how MMA works
I'm king Kong on me wallet. King Kong on the cheque book ye?
how funny would it be if Justin fought Illia again and Illia lost once again the exact same way. I know I know, wild fantasies
The UFC heavyweight champion is the baddest man on the planet
when you think about it robbie lawler was the only good welterweight champion
332 isn't real guys. they are hiding Costa vs Cankalaev from us.
>>157644443Costurd already ducked
>>157644476Man wow great stuff by lee
>>157644489Stankalaev ducked
merle has a big butt
>>157644476Keith Lee's brother fucking sucks!
>>157644489>>157644512They ducked each other
Can Nattie Ice jump around, screech and throw insignificant high kicks in the high altitude of Utah for 5 rounds? That's a question only MVP and Gane could answer beforehand and they have better things to do
>>157644476zigged when he should have zagged. it is what it is. just another lesson on the journey.
timing beats speed. precision beats power.
>>157644512Ank and Stirling both say Costa turned them down and Costa made a post saying he only wants the interim or an easy opponent for 3 rounds, confirming it
>>157644633Suga beats Sean
>>1576446339 inch cock beats gay sean 2s cheeks into submission
i'm paulo costa's manager and i confirm we asked hunter for a $500 gift card to save 332 and he told us to fuck ourselfs
>>157644640Oh ank confirmed it? Wow I totally believe the inbred freak lol
Favorite fighter in the UFC named Kevin Lee?
Cucksta? The guy who ducked Rockhold, Reddit Rob and Marvin until they became flushed, and still lost? The one and only fighter to be raped inside the octagon?
>>157644658You are a 4/10 thicc brazilian chick?
>>157644752Victoria “Kevin” Lee. Not sure if she still fights, though.
>>157643528a lot of bald people on this picture
We used to pray for days like this.
Boxmaxxing like Holloway
>>157644752quillan salkilld if he counts
>>157644701Please learn to read english before posting here Juan
>>157642634you can see he's not concious but his brain must be thinking of something right?
>>157644891Go back to Pakistan dumbass
>>157644249Autism is unironically the best base for MMA
>Costa made a post saying he only wants the interim or an easy opponent>>Oh ank confirmed it? Wow I totally believe the inbred freak lolWhat a stupid fat amerishart lmao
it's time to accept that it's just the ufc fumbling deals for one retarded reason or another because every card is slapped together like an art project
GSP will tell you its all the same colour on the inside
im suffering
I fell down to earth from a hundred miles away and somehow I still make it work
>>157645181
ari emanuel's can10/10der series is yet to produce even one single elite fighter in the decade it's been running
>>157645192wgaf
>>157645192Bee Joe Pyfer
>>157645192the only good fighter who DIDN'T come from contender series is gane
Life goes on and on and on and on andOn and on and on and on and on and
You can't convince me a good 20-30% of MMA fighters aren't gay. They're just hiding it for public image purposes. Ain't no way you don't develop a subconscious lust for male booty after spending 10 hours a day in the gym.
>>157645226What about spending 8 hours every Saturday night watching men embrace?
Lmao, Shavkat is such a clown for this shit bro really tried coming at Topuria tf
>Convenient opponents >Literally knocked out the 2 greatest featherweights of all time back-to-backWhat did shaved cat think he was proving with this bullshit lmao
>>157645237Topuria has literally only had convenient matchups He fought one wrestler, a severely undersized and outgunned Bryce Mitchell, and then nothing else. Everyone else he's fought has been really fucking old. The only actually challenging fight he took was Max
>>157645237Wait they annunced Garth vs Ilia 2?
Why do we have a dude who just sits here every day defending Topuria's honor like he's his wife or something
>>157645258Shavkat is drunk on Sanko's tasty butthole
>>157645258>t.
>>157645237Shavkats been bitter since the injuries. Hes been lashing out at everyone. Im starting to think the divorce with his wife was his fault. Hes a crybaby.
>>157645192Carlos ulberg, sean o’malley, carlos prates, jean silva
Joe Rogan believes in dragons
>Youssuf ZalalSomewhat challenging fight, Topuria gassed and struggled but still won>Damon JacksonSuper fucking Old and Brittle, convenient fight >Ryan HallSuper old meme fighter, convenient fight>Jai Herbertlol>Bryce MitchelVery undersized featherweight, convenient fight>Josh EmmettSUUUUPPPPEEERR FUCKING OLD, convenient fight>Alexander Volkanovski Came straight off a brutal KO with a two month turn around, one of the most convenient title shots ever. Denied him a rematch>Max HollowayCame back down to Featherweight after bulking for a meme fight, convenient fight>Charles Oliveira Super old and brittle, extremely convenient fight>Justin GaethjeWas supposed to be a convenient fight against an old action fighter. Lost it
>>157645303Carlos Prates is a dragon.
>>157645326Stop noticing things
>>157645326nobody reading all that shit
Topuria sissies are starting to feel threatened
>>157645326It really is awesome how thoroughly Justin thwarted Ari's plans.
>>157645258isnt one of schaubkat's best wins a 42 year old wonderboy anyway tony got fed to paddy on the same event
>>157645175zoot up bro it dulls the pain
Zoot yo mama fuck boy
(You) are a champion/top contender. You win but stuff happens and you are out for 2 years with a nasty injury. What's the best way to deal with it while still keeping a based image? >keep yourself in the conversation at any cost by calling out dudes or talking shot >do Nina Drama social media work >plan le epic Jiri/Aspinall revenge arc >go completely silent like Cruz back in the day >come up with a new gimmick What do you do?
Prime Ian Garry is unironically better than any of Ilia’s wins
i'll say it since nobody else is brave enough, the "every fighter sucks including ufc champs" gimmick has gotten old!
Harry Hardcunt
>>157645397I'd start doing livestreams where I work on my Imperial Guard army while sharing my thoughts on current events.
>>157645326Unironically this. His best win is Charle; Volk was under suicide watch after being heemed by Islam and the birth of his 3rd daughter, and lw Max would’ve probably fucked Elías as bad as Garth, desu.
>>157645397False premise, I would never get injured because I'm not a frail little bitch
actually there has never been a single good win in the history of MMA
>>157645326>>157645343>>157645369what if it was as planned, I mean the old american underdog winning at the white house against the undefeated prodigy makes for some good propaganda
>>157645433Shades of Luke Rockhold
Any interest in a weekly Abus Magomedov/Dynamic Instability podcast? Asking for myself
>>157645492What if unicorns shat out leprechauns wgaf
Topuria's team will ensure Justin's gloves are wrapped correctly with no funny business for their rematch. Wouldnt expect the same results as their first fight
Ilia Topuria is vincible
>>157645492i work at the white house and that's exactly what happened. i was there in the oval office when gane laid out the script for the whole event.
>Listen, Ilier, I need you to lose to Justin Gaethje. I don't think this National Fair is going to pop off and I need a big win for the MAGA patriots. You're my most dedicated warrior, I know I can trust you.>Yes, sir, President Trump. I'll even make a point to try to quit on the stool twice and get my face permanently disfigured to really sell it. >Perfect. And make the rose white this time. The whole gimmick is gay as hell but I think a white rose would really accentuate it>Yes, sir. Heil Trump.
Topuria’s diaper will be loaded for the rematch
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>>157645581Which member of led zeppelin is this
>>157645581which trans user of /heem/ is this
I'm sorry bros but I was on the X and I just saw the funniest mma post ever. We really need to step up our game.
>>157645641We like it this way
>>157640725Shit dude, just buy a dragon dildo or something.
>>157645581xneed has lost weight
>>157645641we can't compete because mma 4chan is somehow much more restricted. should be a wake up call for a ruleset change.
>>157645706We can't even post street heems here without Janny sperging out.
Any uncs itt? How good was Anderson Silva really?
>>157645726Unc? He said he's never coming back because we made fun of his grandma.
Shrimp starts his stream in 15 minutes lads, tune in
>>157645726Pretty good, you name a fighter that was actually able to put their back on the cage on purpose and dodge heems for half a round. Of course now people would probably just hug him against the cage and the judges would say the hugger won via 'control'
dana white's tender embrace 10 minutes
At what age does one become an unc?
>>157640778Genuinely too cute. I might be gay.
>>157645859Dana whites suckable tender breasts
>>15764591426
>>157645914Unc is a state of mind lil nigga You got a ways to go yet
>>157645914If you don't remember your school switch from overhead projectors to smart boards you are an unc
>>157645859shan't
hunter campbell's shitass bums series
what kind of nerd remembers school
clozzy blocked out his memories of school due to severe bullying
>>157645953*severe molestation
So us zoomers are already uncs, huh. Truly depressing.
crispy juicy tenders right in your faggot mouth whether you like it or notwatch dana white show
>>157645859Kinda sucks when they don't put some meme fighter with a somewhat recognizable name in the main event
Any old guys here that want to suck my dick while you fuck me in the ass?
>ONE SHOT TO IMPRESS THE BOSSthree shots*
>>157645953i was one of the bullies it was just a joke no need to start your therapy sesh
>>157645991
>>157645991fuck off xneed you smell like bad cabbage
clozzy was a bully due to his severely unhappy home life (dead mom lol)
>>157645991Is this what faggots do in the bedroom?
>>157646007You bullied me? Fuck you dude
>>157646050it's been a while to be fair
That one girl you regret never asking out? Yeah that was me
>>157645935sounds like your type of show
>>157646068i'm sorry b i was just a kid just a regular kid
Bo Nickal phenotype
>>157646079My friend who ran into you said you got fat after highschool
harry hardwick dusts both of these kids in one
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JaRoFKxzagFORCE beats precision.FORCE beats power.FORCE beats timing.FORCE beats speed.
finland bullied me as a kid but it made me the ranked ufc bantamweight i am today
flyweight man what the hell is this daner at least put some hot bitches in there
weeem
never been a redhead champ, simple as
Pooru is such a fucking retard>Le card is le bad because they named it ufc *** instead of ufc fn ***No inner monologue having fatass
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM BODY
>>157646156what are you watching
That body shot didnt even look hard. What a fucking bitch.
Damn I want to fuck his gf
>>157646169its a shit card either way
>>157646174cazzie?
>la natividad americana why don't they put Dillashaw on commentary instead of the most cte'd bastards they can find, while I understand taking care of the retired fighters there's gotta be a minimum standard of coherency>burger commercials are fried chicken, laxatives and pizzafucking kek
what is it with gingers and going from 60 to 0 in the octagon
natividad is such a prototypical npc I actually like him
sanko's stylist this week should be weemed
Kwon hasn't even fought since getting heemed dead on this very show less than a year ago, what the fuck are they doing.
>>157646233many are saying this
>>157646267asian market b they gotta try something
>>157645425>lw Max jerome weighed like 180 pounds in the cage against aldo he's always been a massive FW and he didnt need bulking at all to make 155 he moved down because ilia knocked him out and he was 3-0 down against the next contender, not because he couldnt make the weight
kek based audio dropout
>>157646317it's because gianni is talking
>>157646322rarely are we treated so kindly
reminder they still haven't told us why nascimento, a healthy 34 year old pro athlete, dropped dead from a heart attack
>is that a scottish twister??
>>157646344His father died young too so probably a genetic defect
ohhh its tight!!!!!
>>157646344The truth is you can just die at any time for no reason regardless of age. Thats life.
almost 2 body heems in a row
>>157646368I think we both know the reason
>>157645953who the fuck is clozzy
toed his taint
>>157646394must you ruin the gamethread talmbout your heemsonalities
kwon is getting pieced up but he about to have his kdrama moment, sneed the shot of his enemy to lover coach lady that looks like IU
>>157646394The Finnish pedophile that spends his entire life here.
a Paulo Gomez
>>157646425i didn't understand a thing after the comma
>>157646393You can't just keep blaming everything on the vax. It was half a decade ago.
>>157646441cant help u out there b just close ur eyes and listen to the violins
>>1576463445'9" flyweight. Get what deserve unfortunatel
tedious
cutting 20+ lbs is perfectly healthy
>>157646453what more can an individual ask for, Jon bless b
dana white just personally heemed my fucking stream
gaethje cheated btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krax61QxLb8
>>157646496>not using Dana White's official UFC stream
>>157646499>the wraps didn't look perfect after 20 minutes of fightingwoah!
>gassing as a BWfoh
sorry kids but neither of you are UFC material
North Korean dude had this fight finished and blew it
>>157646462this
Weidman’s CTE becoming more severe with each passing round
they better not sign this fucking bum
>>157645972Millennials are all unc status. Its too soon for zoomies their in 20's
good bum fight but this ain't the ultimate bum championship. a few more years on the streets and maybe this kid will be ready for apex prelims.
had to drop a tom in the till, who won?
>>157646528Good.
>hunter on the phone when you try to shake his handkek, this doo is going back to regionals. Sorry kid!
>>157646557The white Brazilian
>>157646202Dillasnake is not boyd by the UFC. They have their favorites and its always been obvious. >Cruz>Bisping>Wiedman>Chiesa>Din>Skanko>Jouban>ReshadWhere all guys that UFC liked alot so of course they got a chance at tv job
>>157646267The UFC need chinitos, it is what it is.
you're not gonna want to blink upon this next tender i've received a vision of what happens next
>>157646344>>157646365If its an athlete that has an untimely, sudden death at a young age theirs really only one obvious suspect. Steroids.Gear is very dangerous and can cause heart issues.
>>157646496You really cant pay 10 bux a month? Jesus christ you broke niggaz are embarrassing.
>>157646582TJ did himself no favors.
>>157646620dana wont get a dime from me until he signs Stamp
>>157646607It’s normally unlucky genetics combined with PEDS and often some recreational drug use too
>66 inch reach at middleweight
>66" reachlmfao
is this a daner fight or a hunter fight?
Wow what a weight bully lol
circus level fight. what's next? 3 flyweights vs a heavyweight?
this fat fuck should be at lightweight
Wiedmans doing a decent job. Hes better than chiesa desu
how undisciplined do you have to be to not just lose a couple pounds and go down a weight class
Next threads cooking bros don't even sweat itApproaching med-well just now
>>157646582>>157646621I know but a certain point you got to put someone competent AND HEEEE- no he's still alive
HEEEEEM FAKE HEEEM
flabby bro needs to cut down to welterweight. He doesn't belong with middleweights
>>157646712i like mine well done b
nah kozak gotta be a bum
HEEEEEEEM NUTTY
LOW BLOWEY
What a ball buster lol
>punch nutshotkek
kek heem nutty
these announcers are retarded 4 sure b
FAKE HEEEM
>TIME!>and the ref calls>TIME!>fighter cheering>TIME! >T signal intensiefs>AND THAT'S IT>TIME!is everyone retarded?>>157646724gastelesque
>>157646712i like my heem raw
does he unironically have a fucking peaky blinders tattoo and what was the other one, one of mike tyson? jfc
Beltran gets pegged as fuckHow is that an amazing call wtf it was right in front of him
>>157646755>>157646755>>157646755
tall guy is getting landed on cleanly by a guy he has a foot on, and now is resorting to nutshots. sad!
Im rooting for the Alabama guy.
mmm so Sanko calls them jiblets... interesting
>>157646689was thinking the same thing
>>157646724He missed middleweight for this
