Football returns tomorrow night
>>157644629Chiefs will lose and the statmutt will cope
patcuck midhomes isn't a top 5 Quarterback anymore and it's obvious to everyone who knows ball
>Chiefs will [HEADCANON]
>have been using 2 flat screen monitors for last 5+ years>lost power in a storm>one monitor is kaput and the other randomly turns offdoes anyone use one of those big single curved monitors? not sure if i should switch to one of those or just get 2 new flat screens
>>157644695He was picked round 12 in my Fantasy league to someone who picked TLaw first.
>>157644629Your picture makes no sense. Gas wouldn't flow directly through a gauge like that, you'd have some kind of tee or tapped hole on the side of a pressure regulator for the gauge and the gas pathway would be uninhibited by it. It also wouldn't connect to the handle of the cart. There would me more holding the gas cylinder in place too. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that it tees off at the handle and goes into a pressure regulator so you don't kill yourself trying to breathe it. Also if the point is to smell the farts why have a hole for the nose?
>>157644695GODtrick GODhomes and the Chiefs mindfucked your abbo ass in the shivering winter of 24. Mindfucked you so bad in fact that you stopped being a Ravens fan altogether just so you could get on your knees for Blo Dix.
>>157644745>critiquing AI Slop
>>157644703>headcanonThey went 6-11 last year, if anything thinking they'll make the playoffs is peak headcanon
Would you be mad if the Jags won it all this year?
My Chargies!
>celebrating a 3 year old winNo way this is what queefies have been reduced to
My bad.
Which will cause more asshurt: the Chiefs dominating all season and winning the Owl or being ass like last year?
>>157644952Ass, the Cheifies will never dominate with this roster and gimpy Chubby Mahomes settling in.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157644965that's not what I asked
>Season opener is gonna be a blowout
>>157644983Well you asked what will cause more asshurt: improbably even or probable event. Fatty Mahomes chugging candy on a bum tendon.
the fuck is going on in Pittsburgh?
>>157644952Neither, no one cares about the queefs. Only the 2 obsessed schizos do
>>157645010gayron is a white avatar of yakub
>>157645010Same thing that happens in the Mothership Green Room - homosexual sex and conspiracy slop sharing.
>>157645010
>>157645010What is my uncle doing there
teams that are going to underperform expectations this season:broncoschiefspatriotseagles
>>157645014>Neither, no one cares about the queefsKek this is what CDS antis actually believe in the middle of their daily Chiefs induced melty
>>157645040Whose expectations
Go Bills
>[Schefter] ESPN sources: two-time Pro-Bowl selection Baker Mayfield and the Buccaneers reached agreement today on a three-year contract extension that will prevent the quarterback from becoming a free agent after this season, per me and @RapSheet.Bakey makey got paid
Is Aaron Donald still getting $20 million guaranteed? He was sitting on the couch in LA last year with $0 against cap.
>>157644695>anymoreHe never was
GET HYPED
>>157645092We did it Bakeshow Boys
>>157645115Grow up
>>157645125
>>157645125I usually don't even say this but this sounds very Reddit.
lol
>>157645092>>157645134>immediately goes down Week 1 with a career ending injury
Here are the leaders in big time throw percentage from last season.
>>157645125/nfl/ has kelce fatigue
so, any expectations for danny dimes off the injury?
>>157644897Was this the game where Lamar quit on his team?
>$55 million a year for baker midfield
>>157645154i don't
>>157645169Not bad desu
>>157645163That could be any number of games
>>157645092Whatever they do is pointless as long as Bowles is the coach. It's fucking inexplicable that he just gets to run it back year after year like he's some entrenched icon. He was the DC on a team Brady carried to a title, that shouldn't get you a job for life as a HC
>>157645150Where is Mahomie? Where is Burrow? Where is Lamar?
>>157645147Missing the playoffs lol
>>157645163which season?
>>157645193injured, injured, injured
>>157645191but have you considered the fact that hiring a BLACK COACH that won a SUPER BOWL might be seen as HECKING RACIST, chuddy? that's right sweaty, real EYES realize REAL LIES....
>>157645147what happened to that huge guy that got drafted to play o line either last year or the one before where he had almost 0 training, it was either the packers or the lions that drafted him i cant remember.
>>157645193When isn't Burrow injured?
>>157645191His defense was the one that carried Brady
>>157645092DIVISION STAYS WINNABLE FOR ANOTHER 3 YEARS YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
Tomorrow night everyone is going to remember how shitty and sloppy early season NFL is.
I love Baker but I have my doubts about locking him up long term. Even if he doesn't miss games he gets injured and breaks down towards the end of the year and because of the injuries I think he'll fizzle out before he plays out the whole contract.
>>157645293what about new orleans? are you buying the "sneaky" shough hype?
>>157645340Only team that should worry about injuries is the 149ers and their whore buying owner their coach who can't drive without crashing their nutjob wide receiver their fake wide deceiver and the substation god smiting them down
>>157645340Maybe his receivers should stop getting injured so he doesn't have to play hero ball.
>They actually extended Gayfield
>>157645356Shough is scary and I expect him to at least split 1-1 with us if Jordyn Tyson is healthy by Week 10/14. Travis Etienne and David Edwards are underrated free agency movesWe'll see if the Panther defense has actually improved this year though
>>157645383owners would rather be stuck in a permanent loop of 8-9 mediocrity where they dont have to do anything than take a season or two in the shitter to draft a franchise qb for the next decade plus. i think its because people wouldnt buy tickets for a couple years and theyre jewish
Why is the Commanders mascot a pig?
>>157645409Back when they were the Redskins and won 3 Super Bowls the brick wall O Line was called "The Hogs" because they couldn't be stopped, so people wore pig noses to commemorate them, leading to the fan group The Hogettes that raised money for charity for a whileTl:DR long time fan tradition
>>157645361God isn't real
>>157645450then why do the browns exist?
Mina is the ultimate trad wife when you really think about it.
Keep women out of football.
>>157645466>tattoosdropped
Mutthomes is going to get flushed by Bo this week oh its true, its true.
>>157645409Jewish sorcery
>>157645340Baker Mayfield threw 41 Touchdowns and completed 71% of his passes just two years ago. He easily earned an extension with his play you fucking dunce. If the Bucs shit the bed this season i guarantee it'll be because of Todd Bowel Movement and the defence not Baker Mayfield
>>157645340Baker's flaw is that he hates being shut down because of injuries, so he plays hurt and looks bad. Happened to him on the Browns (ergo the Deshaun Watson trade) and happened last season with the Bucs.
>>157645521baker is a ticket to losing in the wild card, thats pretty much his ceiling. i dont know if i want to spend 60m a season for that.
>>157645466>asian DEI hire who promotes gambling is ACKSHUALLY le trad wife!!How many times were you dropped on your head cunt?
>>157645531Jerry did
Eric The Enemy
Shit Mountain will be ours once again
>>157645531Baker Mayfield has 2 wins and 1 loss in the wildcard round shit for brains. Go eat some sossies and mushy peas dumbass bongoid leave the critical thinking to non meme countries
>Bucs extended Baker to a 3 year $165 million contract Seems like an overpay. Seahawks are paying Darnold $100 million for 3 years
Do we seriously have Football tomorrow??
>>157645577Darnold will get a payday but it's pretty ridiculous how Baker thinks he should be getting that kind of money when he has never ever put up numbers like Darnold has the last couple years.
>>157645572hes just not a franchise quarterback. id say hes about 16th best of the 32 available. just kicking the can down the road a couple years before theyre forced to actually try and find a guy who has the ability to compete for a superbowl.
>>157645577Doesn't seem bad when you realise Stroud turned down 50m year knowing if he doesn't actively lose games for his team he will get more
>>157645582why dont you tell me
>>157645356Really I see the division as the Saints' to lose with the Panthers as a huge wild card division winner depending on Bryce
i thought he desperately wanted out
Kickoff in 26 hours.
>>157645593Is the game in AUS in the morning? Or a day behind? The future
>>157645600i mean garrett said the same thing then asked for a trade a few months later
What week will lameme quit on the team this season?
>>157645592Stroud is just retarded though
>>157645610Week 1
>>157645600>NOW-OR-NEVER MENTALITY Why do dumb jocks talk this way
>>157645590>hes just not a franchise quarterback. id say hes about 16th best of the 32 availableOHHHHHH NONONON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>157645613But he is right, I mean Danny Dimes got 2 contracts over 40 mil a year for doing nothing
>>157645600If he wants out you think he'd announce it 4 days before the season starts?
>tards used a third overall pick on an RB2 that they are paying a fully guaranteed contract forTards gonna tard. Isn't RB supposed to be among the most plug and play positions going from college to the NFL, what's the point of decreasing his touches?
They call him 5 cuz he finna boutta drop 5 tuddies on the Niggles
>>157645664They played him a ton in the first preseason game and he sprang his ankle kek.
>>1576456683 of them are pick sixes.
>>157645658if he wants out why would he clarify this instead of allowing the national media to keep applying pressure
>>157645632To be fair you have to have a very very low IQ to rate patcuck midhomes in 2026. He's trending down while Baker Mayfield is just entering his prime mmhmmmm 'fraid so indeed
>>157645697Saying he's happy ends the talking point, saying anything else is Aaron Rodgers tier drama queen attention seeking behaviour, if he wants out it won't happen until after the season anyway so there's no reason to argue up shit right before it starts
>>157645466>libtard boss babe bug woman with tattoos is actually trad when you think about it
>>157645716>Saying he's happy ends the talking pointexactly my point. he could have said nothing at all and let the media do the rest for him.
>>157645640It depends on the team. Jerruh gave Dak $60 million a year with like 98% of it being fully guaranteed. If Mayfield can bring the Bucs to the playoffs a couple of times and win a playoff game then he's earned his pay imo
Slice a chicken thigh into 2-3 strips. Way better than using dry ass breast meat for teddies.
In New Zealand when you speak English the natives go “Kowasaga dogoko kaku!” which means roughly, kill the white devil
>>157645610He's already quit on them mentally
>>157645732He did say nothing, he answered a direct question, anything other than saying what he said stirs things up, are you retarded?
>>157645741It’s no wonder they’re not Chiefs fans, they seethe at white excellence, like Bronkeks
>>157645700acknowledge him
>I'm just really proud to be quarterback of the Bengals. I'm happy to be here. I'm proud to represent the city of Cincinnati, state of Ohio, the Brown family. I'm just proud and I want to make everybody else proud, too.the words of a man that desperately wants out.
>>157645778whats the shithole in the north east with only 1/4? how did it get so bad, spee told me that was the civilized part of america
>>157645798That’s where Jannysknee is, I fear
>>157645794>I love eating Skyline Chili, it isn't revolting slop for subhumans!
>>157645778This data hasn't factored in the Darnold Effect.
>>157645778This picture makes me so happy bros.
>>157645814WRONG it's actually really good on a coneydog.
>>157645794Just saw it was literally a puff piece by the Bengals website too lmao, surely it means everything
>>157645778Grim
>>157645822What is this effect?
>>157645466She's not a tradwife whatsoever. She's an intelligent professional woman who doesn't need anyone to take care of her. That's what makes her so attractive. Why the fuck would you want to be married to a woman with no skills and is entirely dependent on you? As a father, why would I ever want my daughter in that kind of situation where someone else has that amount of power over her?
>>157645798DC
>>157645871I didn't really mean it that way. I really just meant the ultimate woman that can do it all. Kickass, smart, and to top it all off is a great mom.
>>157645778>WV has the highest percentage>is the worst stateWhat a coincidence
This Chiefs roster is actually looking far scarier than I initially wanted to admit… I’m afraid I’m going to have to kneel.Who will join me?
Bakeybros...... we won
>>157645853wham bam thank ya ma'am iykwim
>>157645915based bakey
>>157645853millions of pasty gingers impregnated women in february
>>157645560E Bienemy telling you to feel it
>>157645918idkwym
>>157645944Is this true?
>>157646015'fraid so
>>157645904That is true. And we do love Mina.
>>157645975;^)
Bills are going to lose to the Texans again, aren't they?
>>157644695Top 5, top 10, obviously not. Top 15, there might be an argument
>>157646048Pretty sure Josh Allen has lost every single one of his games against the Texans
Had a dream that I composed this viral tweet: “Insects and humans are not the same but nobody seems to have told insect retards. Next time I see an insect it’s on sight. You’re not that guy lil bro”Yet they say you can’t read/write words in dreams. Are Chiefs kings just superhumans?
>>157646048>>157646064Nah, Toxins are frauds and always will be. Even Sad Josh will win this time.
>>157646046based&minapilledminadubs check em
>>157646094>Toxins are fraudsThis has literally never stopped them from beating Josh Allen
>>157646113Everyone knows it now tho.
So THIS is the power of the Rams?
>>157646064>>157646113He's 1-3 against the Texans, he's never beaten them on the road.
Why isnt aaron donald not playing? Is he just gonna coast til the playoffs?
>>157645829Me and the bois love this
>>157646064This is true but it makes Buffalels have a melty every time it’s mentioned. Allen has literally never beaten the Texans. It’s pretty shocking when you realize it
>>157646147Don't want to lose him the first game of the season against the 49ers, KWAB
>>157644973>$13.25 million/year for rb2
FOOTBALL SEASON TOMORROWLETS FUCKING GO
>>157646147They want to ease him back into football shape and his first game back being in Australia is not the way to do it
>>157646167Actually, he beat them in 2021. My bad.
>>157646187>They want to ease him back into football shapeIsnt that what the preseason is for
>>157646197He’s never beaten them. He didn’t play in that game.
Uncle Tomlin half-time "analysis">ayo the ravens finna be losin' dis game>*starts grunting loudly*>you gotsta let lamar run sum mo'>*gets up on the caster desk and starts beating his chest*
What are the odds of the AFCE starting 0-4 after week 1?
The Pats were a great dynasty for their less competitive time. But the young lion eats the old. Chiefs will be more successful in the tougher era and erase the boring memory of Bradyball from the earth. Chiefs > Patriots, Mahomes > Brady and Chiefs will be the first team to 7. Chiefs will be the team synonymous with dynasty football from now until the end of time.
>>157646206>veterans playing in preseason anymoreLMAO
>>157646239Just a few snaps nigga.>>157646222Low. Pats and Bills will probably lose, but the Jets and Dolphins are playing the Titans and Raiders. Those could go either way
>>157646234Very true, and astutely contrapulated
>>157646256Dolphins are tanking this year and >Jest
A wild Temujin has been spotted in their natural habitat...
>>157646264People keep laughing at me but the Jets urinironcally have a great foundation for a young QB on offense. I would've ditched Aaron Glenn after last season because he's way in over his head but they have an opportunity to get one of the top offensive minds on the market with what will probably be a top 5 pick they can get a QB with.
Andy confirms Josh Simmons is out week 1. Asterisk game fyi.
Jaguars
My team is gonna suck anyways so I hope they intentionally injure as many players on opposing teams as possible in the dirtiest manner.
>>157646300>the excuses are starting
What is there to do in Cincinnati besides eating shitty skyline chili, getting shot, and watching Toe Burrow get injured?
I'm having a Bo induced Brapperoni
Lo, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
>>157646300Statmutt found dead in a ditch
>>157646320drink water from lead pipes
Hopefully the Choofs miss the playoffs again
>>157646362If they don’t have a starting LT the chances are very high. They don’t have a real backup.
>>157646334
>>157646213And there it is
Done with Simmons. Get him off the team seriously. Your QB is coming back from an ACL injury, you’re his blindside tackle and you refuse to play due to a bleedy bussy. Go fuck yourself.If Mahomes reaggravates his injury and has to take an extended leave or even retire Veach will be fired. The Chargers took what seems to be a great rookie lineman with the pick after we took a second cornerback.
>>157646320Same thing as most other places I'm guessing
Hate on us all you want, haters, but you will have to admit that in the event Mahomes wins ANOTHER Super Bowl with this anemic roster, you must admit that he is the GREATEAT PLAYER OF ALL TIME! Save this post for February, f*ggots.
>>157646380NOT the time for lewd wolfposting
So everyone agrees the Rams are just punting their week 1 divisional game, right? Donald is collecting a welfare check, Garret hasn't practiced at all because of his knee, Stafford got shown up by Ty Simpson, and McVay is apparently a quack sleep expert. Seems like a disaster waiting to happen.
Frankly the players should have less rights and freedoms
>>157646405His roster is objectively trash. It would be a monumental achievement if he wins a chip with this team. It’s the worst roster he’s ever had, and who knows how far along with recovery he really is.
>Done with Simmons. Get him off the team seriously. Your QB is coming back from an ACL injury, you’re his blindside tackle and you refuse to play due to a bleedy bussy. Go fuck yourself.If Mahomes reaggravates his injury and has to take an extended leave or even retire Veach will be fired. The Chargers took what seems to be a great rookie lineman with the pick after we took a second cornerback.
Save this bussy for February
>>157646442>Can’t even memearrow his jakspam correctlyBrown New Zelanders go here>>>/afl/
>>157646405Mr. Statmutt.I hereby admit that if Mahomes wins the Super Bowl, I will officially cease my posting of memes and webms made for the explicit purposes of making fun of a sick man who wasn’t at his best. Furthermore, I will renounce my faith in the Broncos, and will begin to spam webms depicting the lowest moments of Bo Nix’s and Tom Brady’s careers.Sincerely,-Da Flu webm spammer
Broncos, Texans, Jaguars and Ravens run the AFC now mmhmmmm oh it's true. I know it. You know it. Everybody sitting at home knows it
>>157646439Best receiving corps he’s had since Tyreek, best running game he’s ever had in his career and it’s the worst roster he’s ever had? No. If Simmons wasn’t a BITCH ASS FAGGOT this team was a lock for first seed in the AFC.
>>157646466Toxins and Ravens are frauds. Jags too probably.
>>157646466The Texans aren’t going anywhere with that NAPPY-HEADED, MICHELIN TIRE LIPS CJ Straud.
>>157646380them things sitting
>>157646468>Best receiving corpsCome on. 2018-2022 clears this shit squad by a lot. >best running game he’s ever had Should be but unproven. Walker is a better player, but that doesn’t mean he is going to be more productive than Pacheco was in 23. This is shaping up to be the least amount of OL depth they’ve ever had, and it looks likely to be the worst defense since before 23. Without Mahomes this is a bottom feeder roster. They would be in the running for a top 5-8 pick.
Need some bussy for the game tomorrow
>>157646529You're not accounting for the 2026 draft class all being guaranteed hall of famers.
>>157646428Yes and they're going to regret it by season end. I bet Rams won't even get the wildcard.
>been walking around all day thinking the game was tonightIt's been a rough start to the week, bros.
>>157646501Did you just... Do a racism...... On a blue board?? Oh my global rule 3 how could you say that??!? Where's the moddies when you need em....
Eric the Enemy was the reason why the 2022-2023 Chiefs were so powerful and now he's back.
rate my season opener feed
>>157646581Bros this reminds me the McRib is gonna be back during football.
>>157646581That’s a fairly small amount of McDonald’s for an average sized person, I’d say?
>>157646334Imagine cumming rope after rope onto the Chiefs wolf's face then once you're done she looks up at you with her face covered in your semen as she lets out a little "awooooooo"
>>157646581gluttonous fool
>>157646588>mfw the mcrib is back
>>157646529>2018-2022I said since Tyreek. 2022 was the season with JuJu Smith Shuster, MVS and his homeboy off the street Justin Watson as his receivers. That was also a season he won MVP>>best running game he’s ever had>Should be but unproven. It’s not “unproven” at all, Kenneth Walker is the best RB he’s ever had and everyone would say so, and on top of that Emmett Johnson is a hyped prospect. It’s by far the first great ground game he’s ever had. The next best would be Kareem Hunt who became a career backup as soon as we kicked him out
>>157646489Texans and Ravens will be competing for the 1 sneed. Texans will also sweep the Jags in the regular season but the Jags will beat them in the playoffs because Stroud will have another melty
>>157646574>new zealand>australia>dumb frogpostersAlex, name 3 other faggots worse than racists.
Posting from the future Denver Broncos blew out the Kansass City queefs in faggothead stadium by a score of 34-10 patcuck midhomes unfortunately sacked 5 times and Nik Bonitto is in the early lead for DPOY mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157646639>Asterisk game statistics
>>157646634>285 posts early
>>157646634Shit like this should be a 30 day ban
>>157646658Oh I had the old thread open kek.
>>157646634nigger
>>157646578Eric Bienemy shot his wife and blamed it on the kid
This game has an asterisk to it because the Chiefs were without their star OL Josh Simmons. Congratulations to the Broncos, but this game shouldn’t really count. Mahomes needed more help, he can’t do everything on his own, and the result of this game reflects that.
Elijah Zion Bieniemy was the queefs secret weapon now it's all over
>>157646691typical N word.
Imagine we still beat the Bronkeks kek“Khalil Benson” pls
>>157646581seek help you fat fuck
>>157646704>the chiefs were without their oxy addict oh nooo
>>157646710coward
>>157646581What are you gonna eat during the 2nd half?
>>157646738Oreo chicken burger
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you can tell its over for the queefies because every single one of them is already trying to get out in front of week 1 with all kinds of built in excuses kek>Muh drugged out tranny tack is gone!!!>Muh knees all hurt n shieeet!!!!>The sun was in Fatrick Mahcucks eyes!!!Early leader for KWABOTY. Its true
>>157646815>excusesYou're retarded
>>157646813this violates your restraining order
>>157646826>SeethingConsneedson accepted, Fat mutt
The greatest NFL franchise ever plays tomorrow hope yall ready
ya seethe?
>>157646853The Saints don't play until Sunday
Andy Reid is an overrated fat chonker who everyone glazes for lucking into the best player of all time. A trained toucan could win with Magoats. Hue Jackson could win with Maheterosexual. But retards continue to glaze Andy Reid when he has done jack shit all without Mahomes and is actively holding Patty back.
>>157646853Feels good man.
>>157646853True.
>>157646841Retarded faggot
I swear if Andy Reid wastes another year of Mahomes’s prime he should be fucking fired. Nothing less than an AFCCG win should save his job at this point. It’s ok if we lose the owl to the rams because nobody is beating them this year and they might go 17-0, but we at least belong in the owl.
idk if yall finna kno dis b football do be on tmrw
>>157646815You can smell the desperation on 'em. They know its all winding down and that 4 straight years of really mediocre play from Mutthomes will totaly sink him, and cement his legacy as a fraudy refbabby
>>157646898Thank you for being here for us in the genny who didnt know this very important fact.
>>157646898I'm pretty sure work is getting rained out mid day tomorrow so I should be able to make it home to watch the entire 2nd half. Hopefully get to see Rylie Mills RAPE Drake Maye for a 2nd time mmhmmmm can't wait
Killing Jenny by molesting her with a neodymium magnet. Go Steelers.
I would literally beat a Bronkeks ass irl and make him beg big Chief daddy for mercy
>>157646827no such thingwhat did you think?
>>157646813Lenny mentioned.
Good evening /nfl/! With the NFL season just around the corner, I thought we’d take a quick moment to review how Slavic-American the NFL’s greatest dynasty was.>GOAT Coach, Bill BelichickCroatian>GOAT Tight End, Rob GronkowskiPolish>GOAT GOAT, Tom Brady1/4 PolishYFW you recognize Slavic-American excellence?
>>157646995Tom Brady, like Joe Montana, is mostly Irish. The key to being the GOAT QB is to be a lucky unathletic mick using your guile and trickery to put one over on the jews and Anglos that own the teams.
>Greatest dynasty>6 ringsImagine the Mahomes Chiefs only winning 6 rings kek. Literally impossibleThe Pats were plumberball bums that beat up on a weak era. They encountered even the slightest resistance in a guy like Eli Manning and just fell apart. They wouldn't even be a top 5 AFC team in the Mahomes era
>>157646995The 2018 had the all whiteboy offense lineup with Hogan, Amendola, Edelman, Burkhead, and Gronk
>>157647041Yeah and that's when you became a lifelong fan, we know, /pol/ tourist Bradyfag
>>157647041White Supremacy!
>>157646995>1/4 PolishSurely you can't call him slavic if he's 75% non slavic
>>157647020Montana was Italian-American what are you talking about
>>157647047literally same for me.
There is a much greater chance of Mahcuck never winning another superbowl, than there is him getting to even 5 rings. Run from it, deny it, seethe to it but everyone knows its true, its DAMN true.
>>157647052>>157647020The 25% Polish was the part that threw the ball so well though.
Trash ass niggas are going to run and hide like they never said anything
>>157647060I did not expect you to admit to this and now I don't know how to press my advantage
This time tomorrow, I'll have new webms
tfw watched almost every single Loins game with my gramps for over 30 years this season i ride alonefeels bad bros
>>157647076>Trash ass niggas are going to run and hidejust like you did after the eagle owl blowout and the vicious knee flu incident. Cant wait to see what you will do when Bo sharts all over Midhomes mouth and lips week 1.You are basically the new bahamas poster btw KEK.
>>157647099Sorry to hear that, man. RIP.
>>157647099You’ve said this for the past two seasons at least. I would try running this routine for updoots on reddit with a hidden post history rather than here, but you get obliterated by downvotes every time you leave.
HOLY SHIT
>>157647099he finally got tired of your shit? i don't blame him.
>>157647100>just like you did after the eagle owl blowout and the vicious knee flu incident.This is something you like to say that simply isn’t true, whereas what he’s describing very much happens all the time.
>>157647110it's a common occurrence you fatherless retard>>157647116i'm not the one who made the guy waste 60 years watching the Lions, if anything i should be mad at him
>>157644711I got one this year, it's good except if you're trying to watch something on one screen while soing something on the other. You can hook up a second video cord and partition the screen but dual monitor was just easier. Fine for general multitasking still if you just need to snap the window and don't need to go fullscreen
>>157647099Gomennasorry, my dude
>>157647113>implying Kraft and his kike minions wouldn't simply arrange for someone to take the the fall
>>157647099Rip bro. Wions winning it all now would be a bitter sweat moment, I'd reckon.Shame God, couldnt take that worthless retard statmutt instead.
>>157647140>it's a common occurrence you fatherless retardKek ok dude, here have a little tear for your gramps *sheds tear* Hopefully the tax doesn’t come again next season, I don’t know how much longer I can care
tfw watched almost every single Loins game with Ryback for over 30 yearsthis season i ride alonefeels bad bros
We have so many injuriesIt's already over
suprising selections
>>157647163Why? Did Rybitch finally get booked in some bingo hall?
I’m not crying for any subhuman that breeds a Detoilet. I am philosophically a eugenicist
>>157647183social media (and the Emancipation Proclamation) was a mistake
>>157647183>Flowers in the AtticOh this nigga’s a psycho
>>157647193Same. He’s lucky we don’t live in the ancient world or Chiefs Kingdom would ride into Detoiletland and put them all to the sword. Be happy your retarded grandpa died while farting in his poverty sleep.
>>157647183>Flowers in the AtticHoly BASED
>>157647193>>157647221loinies about to buckbreak ya
>>157647221I’m not a queefie but I would accept your axe
kiwibro are you going to the game on friday?
>>157647237Many such seasons, yet still no super bowl appearance
>>157645724There's no such thing as a "trad wife" all women are larpers
>I’m not crying for any subhuman that breeds a Detoilet. I am philosophically a eugenicist
>>157647251ok gay guy
>>157647244Na i was planning to but other expenses came up. It's my own fault i had plenty of notice and a reasonable budget to save to go over but kept getting loose and then had to pay for shit for my car. Hopefully it goes well and they go back to Aussie again sometime in the next 2 years
>*dies before he lives to see one super bowl appearance*KWAB At least he'll always have week 1
>>157647193>I am simultaneously eugenicist and a mutt lover>t. Chaim Rosenblatt
>>157647100I was here the entire time lil bitch and I gave the Eagles credit. That's the difference between me and you, I can take shit on the chin and bitch and make countless excuses after the fact like you do with the Chiefs. Don't run when it comes.
Start Dak Prescott or Joe Burrow?
>>157647264us gays are behind enemy lines. Imagine trusting your gf/wife. Most if not all of them cheat and I encourage them to do it because they are stupid
>>157647273Try getting a better job
>>157647301>I was here the entire timeWhere is the Chiefs-Titans gamethread?
>>157647273(and melbourne is a shit choice for nfl) hoping to catch ravens houston in houston at the end of the year if I can talk the missus into it.
>>157647301They love to just invent head canon about what Chiefs kings do to feel better about themselves. I 1. predicted the Eagles would win the owl and didn't care and 2. was still very much here all last season and can prove it in the archives. But they'll still say "GONNA LEAVE AGAIN LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME LITTLE QUEEFIE? GONNA COPE AND SEETHE LIKE YOU DID AFTER THE EAGLES OWL?" and these are the same people that disappear every time the Chiefs win an owl and it's a ghost town while we post screencaps of their shit takes. They are truly hyenas
>>157647307Men cheat more than women. All you chuds cry about not having a trad wife knowing damn well you'd betray her at the first bit of temptation.
>>157647308the full-time /nfl/ rage baiter is top of his field m8
>>157647330a man cheating is objectively a less heinous offense.
Every time I picture my wife making love to another man my heart starts racing. I get all tingly inside
>>157647321That'd be a sick game. I've only ever transferred through Houston so can't say what Texas is like but I hear good things from a couple mates who've been. Apparently ammo is cheap as chips there if you wanna hit up a gun range
>>157647307>Most if not all of them cheatThere's literally nothing wrong with this. Women have their own needs and there's no reason she can't have them fulfilled if the man is unwilling or unable. My girlfriend always happens to be "going out with friends" every time I watch the NFL. I obviously know she's going out to hook up with a guy, but it honestly does not bother me. I don't want to be bothered while my Bills are on and she's going out to have a good time. I know she's coming home to my arms anyway and it's never caused friction in our relationship. You guys need to grow up.
>>157647338It isn't at all. In fact, it's way worse. Men usually have the most power in the relationship and instead of being loyal to a woman that chose you, you'd dump her as soon as she hits 40 for some vapid where that's 20 years younger if you had the chance.
>>157647321>>157647359Stop talking to each other like this and plotting, it's unsettling
>>157647371I always knew your Bills and my Broncos were a spiritual broship.
>>157647374the fact that the woman can get pregnant and the man would think it's his automatically makes it far more evil. faggot
You know the water bottle pony tail girls you see on the sideline during nfl games? I’m going to post top secret information about them in tomorrow’s game thread. It’s going to shatter everything you though you knew about the nfl
>>157647407Make sure you post the wings you demolished as well, or post about that trick you taught the octopus.
>>157644629That belly is doing something for me
When will the NFL return to glorious Nippon?
Every single time it came, Queefies ran for their lives.
>>157647402A man can literally impregnate multiple women at the same time while keeping every single one of them in the dark.Chud
I laugh when Detoilets perish kek. Laughing at dead gramps even now KEK. What a decaying bitch
>>157647453Never
>>157647459yes and his wife will know the kid isn't hers since it's not in her stomach you fuckwit
>knows he has dogshit corners>calls a bunch of press man anyways>continues to line up in base defense more than anyone else in the leagueWhat do you call this level of retardation?
>>157647359Its incredibly based if you want to go check out NASA for a day and then go shoot guns yes. Top Gun Rage on Beverly Hill St used to do a discount if you said the Air NZ crew told you about them kek.
Josh Simmons just texted me asking for "a gram" ? A gram of what???
>>157647500HRT, I fear
>>157647453They might as well play a game in Tokyo
>garrett hasn't missed almost all of training camp and preseason with knee issues>missed practice again today>mcgay still plans to have him suit up and start after a 17 hour flight I can already here the cut to commercial after the "player is down" announcement
>>157647486Future Jets Defensive Coordinator
>>157647486Based high test Truster.
>At least….. gah… I got to see… oof… the Lions… beat the Chiefs… week 1… *farts*… oh dear I think my bowels are loosening in expectation of my surceasing on this planet… *coughs* Never stop… posting that image… my cherished grandson… *riiiiiiiiiiip* oh dear that one came with a little nugget I do believe… That image, grandson… you know the one… And the funny gif… Never stop… Remember who the enemy is … *dies*
>>157644711Stick with two IMO
>>157647576>My grandpa is smiling on me, Chiefsperial. Can you say the same?
>>157647576im afraid statmutt is NOT going to like this one.
Okadas out and so are the shithawks
new ann michael maye just dropped
>i think patti gave me da flu ;(
Just a reminder that Mahomes is facing this pass rush WITHOUT his LT
>weeks of talk about how one of the teams has fucked up their travel schedule to Australiaregardless of who wins, we're not really going to learn anything about this are we.
Clinched: Buffalo BillsIn thr hunt: everyone elseEliminated: Dallas Cowboys
>>157647615doing it with a professional film crew and advertiser sponsorship is jumping the shark
>>157647615Nope. She's wearing too much makeup here mmhmmmm no good. I need my rose cheeked little cheese slut back
>>157647330>Men cheat more than women>>157647374>Men usually have the most power in the relationshipyour power in the relationship tanks after marriage. Now the wife will do whatever she wants like disrespect you, cheat on you because now she's bored. Marriage is like the end of the game for them. And what will you do? Divorce her? Yeah good luck getting fucked in court
>>157647342Hi Patrick.
>nick wright just BOOMED joshiehow can razorcakes ever recover?
>>157645466those feet are abysmal
>>157647709Ghoulish cloppers
>>157647628There is still no guarantee he plays.
>>157647681god forbid a woman tries to make some money
>>157647719Told you guys there was a non zero chance they bench Mahomie week 1
why are the raiders so bad at drafting?
>>157647705>YOU THOUGHT OF A LOSS I AM TOTALLY LE MENTALIST MAN!!He's really taking putcuck midhomes fall off poorly. Everyone can see Josh Allen is clearly better than midhomes right now but he's still living in 2023
>>157647705Nick Right as usual
he has a point
>>157647747Boringly contrapulated bait. YOU fell off, Kiwitranny
>>157647747>he's really taking putcuck midhomes fall off poorlyHe really is. Hes been getting so sensitive and irritated on the show lately.
>>157647777>quads of truthit's kiover
Let's let Joshie at least reach a Superbowl before all get on our knees and start sucking his dick.
>>157647709they are strangely burly, arnt they?
>>157647777The Prediction That Plonked (TP2) mindbroke Nick and he hasn't recovered mmmhmmmmmm many are saying this
>for the Australia game, they're selling rugby style jerseys i would totally buy one
>>157647826>Asterisk season
>PFR just added a bunch of football stats from the 20's and 30's. One of them reveals the new, and probably unbreakable single-game punting record. Jesse Brown with 19 punts for 792 yards (41.5 avg). The game ended 0-0.>SIIIIIPYep, they don't make them like they used 2
why do the broncos do so much crime?
>>157647828>100$ for a tanktopNo thanks
>>157647805Im from Wyoming Josh is already a god around here.
>draftkings asks chatgpt for playoff prediction>resultlol
>>157647828>rugby style>rugbythose are seagullchipchase jerseys m8
>>157647857>your AGI, sir
>>157647846this is what they took from you
>>1576478859 ref wins
>>157647846Heh.... Reminds me of /myguy/ Shane Lechler in Madden 07 mmmhmmmmmm i used to be hitting 65 yarders as easy as breathing and don't get me started on those coffin corners. It's true... It's DAMN true
>>157647828>raiders jersey looks like a prisoner's getupkek
>>157647850Aqib Talib is responsible for half of those
>>157647894>Hook and ladder pick 6kino
>>157647850A lot of alcohol and drugs related charges I would assume
>>157647857>afc east only represented by the jets and they're 7 seed while 2 afc souths are both in top 4>same thing for cowboys and giants both being "division winners" despite being in the same division>the fucking TADINALS at 4 seed no seattle no san fran no LA>jackson fart being the lionsThere's no way ChatGPT can be real
>>157647907He was a beast. Him and Seabass were the ONLY players Raider fans could look forward to for years and years. Simpler, but also much darker times. (still dark)
in no particular order, all the things wrong with this shit:>jets making the playoffs >browns making the playoffs >tits making the playoffs >raiders making the playoffs >giants making the playoffs >commies making the playoffs >saints making the playoffs >cardinals making the playoffs >browns winning a playoff game >giants winning a playoff game >commies winning a playoff game >cowboys making it to the conference championship >giants winning the NFCimpressively bad
>>157647971Cool it with the anti-Semitism, think of the OpenAI shareholders
>>157647453Spending a month in Tokyo in November. First time going there. What should I expect?
>>157647977it sounds like it just picked all the teams that missed the playoffs last year
>>157648011Everything is exactly like it is in anime. Try to be as Kawaii and UWU as possible
I made it two days without drinking booze.
> Spending a month in Tokyo in November. First time going there. What should I expect?
>>157648030My condolences
>>157647921And we like that
>>157648016I don't watch anime
>>157648030Nice, you should have a drink to celebrate
I’m down 230 pounds, fellow Bronkadonks… hoping to be down to my goal weight of 200 by Christmas
>>157648052Ill have two if bills beat houston
>>157648045Then you're unwelcome
>>157648063you're gonna be eating a lot of rocky mountain oysters for how awful. this season is
h-he's just like me...
>24 team playoffthe fuck happened to college football?
>>157647857>Pocket passing QB with retard face who had a bad career start turns it around and wins the owlRoger already used that script last year, clanker.
>>157648114I would play on a Tomlin server desu
>>157648119Money
excited for the browns game
>>157648122
>>157647857 Would be kino beyond anything ever seen to have that many underdog franchises make it. Plus the chiefs historically have had problems with the colts in the playoffs so the robot knows ball I must say
The Lions lost a handful of really embarrassing games last season. They even lost to a QB who threw for like 5 yards.
>>157648119Collapsing. Having 4 leagues assfuck the NCAA out of every decision is cuck behavior
>>157648138t. everyone associated with the Jacksonville Jaguars football team
>>157648148They also lost to JJ McCarthy who was only good for like half a quarter
>>157647645We will learn a lot if the Rams lose.
>>157648165Tony will lose (again)
>>157648119Well surely since colleges and put 50 basketball teams with about 15 players into the playoffs and it be watchable then they can put 50 football teams with up to 100 players in the playoffs and it won't be complete trash through the 1st 2-3 rounds.
>black qbs
Paintin' Manning bros, have we become reddit?
why can't the chiefs get a decent LT?
I really thought the TE and HC would hold this back from more than 14 wins
>>157648188KWAB
>>157648194Kino game. Dak rushing it up the middle and then not getting the ball snapped before time expired was great. The next year with the Zeke block reached even greater heights.
>>157648221I lost all respect when he let CM Punk fly off the handle like that.
We got rid of Romo, now if we can just get rid of Collinsworthless we can be comy.
>>157647894I don't have the webm but didn't the ravens have nearly this exact same play last season? Including it going to the same part of the field and being run back for 6?
I like Romo and Collinsworth.
>>157648249So it's drug related? Damn that guy who leaked it in the general in the middle of the night last season was telling the truth
>>157648216Letting go of Joe Thuney was a mistake by both the Pats and Chiefs
>>157648261he has a back injury, retard
>>157648241Yessir burrow was raped n gaped n pick 6'd by KVN+Alohi Gillman wombo combo
>>157648249You better end Mutthome career Denver
>>157648249he starting his HRT regimen, it takes a 3 or so weeks to adjust. t. Chief fan knower
*brap*
>>157648269Probably my favorite play from last season. This one was also up there.
>>157648249Cut him and fire Veach. We shouldn't be going into a season with no blindside tackle when Mahomes is coming back from a torn ACL. We already knew Simmons was a problem after he went AWOL last season, he should have been replaced. Now Mahomes is legitimately in danger of re-aggravating his ACL and sitting out a long time, or retiring.>>157648268He doesn't bro. I say this as a Chiefs fan. He claimed he had a back injury so the team doctor checked him out and said he was fine. He then went and got a SECOND OPINION because he was so determined to not play. What player does this? What player doesn't begrudge a team doctor even having to clear him in the first place, let alone insisting on being told he has a back problem so he doesn't have to play. He's not playing by choice
>>157648218It really likes giving me the Raiders for some reason
>>157648313This shit team wouldn't even win 14 games. Retarded site
>>157648317That was the last happiness the Nanners would know the rest of the season...
It keeps happening
Fire Veach. I'm done
>>157648317>Plop Turdy is pretty cringe, not going to even attempt to deceive you right now man
24 hours from now the Patriots will be 0-1
>>157648342Why the fuck wouldn't you just pay Thuney?
>>157648216>>157648249>>157648342John Dorsey never would've allowed this shit to happen mmhmmmm it's true
>>157648361He was our best lineman. Absurd letting him go
>>157648341>DT Alfred Collins tore patellar tendon in practice and is out for the season, Kyle Shanahan said.Literally this is the healthiest the team will be this year and it's still awful.
>>157648249Local media is finally walking back the dick sucking on this guy. I didn’t hear anyone say “HE DOESN’T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION” like the patronizing white lib shitbags were saying all last season about his absence
Shit teams
>>157648362Kiwi I have to kneel... you were right about Veach. I see the error of my ways all too late. And now... I am a faggot
>>157648080*tep tep tep*Mmm salty
>>157648371So now we know last season he probably just bailed on some flimsy excuse. He just doesn't want to play.
>>157648373>And now... I am a faggot>anime>now
>>157648341Substation out here larping as morgott from elden ring taking all those tendons for the niners foolish ambition
When do the injury reports release?
>>157648362Kiwi I have to kneel... to inhale your braps
>>157648394I literally don't know.
>>157648390If you ever talked shit about anime around me irl I would beat your fucking ass>>157648400I do this
>>157648363He’s only 33 and has won owls with the Pats and Chiefs he’s just too good and expects top dollar. He’s on the Bears now sadly
FLY CHIEFIES FLYON THE ROAD TO VICTORYFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
THIS IS OUR COLTS THIS OUR TEAMWE BLEED BLUE
Whose house?Rams house
>>157648413Yeah and he completely transformed their line. He was worth paying, the only thing more important than o-line in the NFL is QB. At this point we need to trade for someone, simple as. I don't care what it costs. Send Chris Jones and two firsts. Get a LT, now.
>>157645263The Bucs hadn't made the playoffs for more than a decade and were a .500 team the year before Brady got there. Pretending like he wasn't the difference is just copium
>>157648341but le hecking wholesome gay filipino con artist told me the substation had no effect!
>Whose house?>Rams house
>>157648429Wirfs will be available once the Bucs inevitably collapse and fire Bowles
>>157648471>fire BowelsOnly after they kick Arians to the curb
>>157648445kek I just ordered a 'za for Faggot Mongrel Donald
>>157648471We need to do it before the Broncos game. It's one of those times as a GM you need to make a dramatic move. If he doesn't and we start Mahomes against that Broncos D with no LT he needs fired.
>>157648445ack
>>157645632
>>157648496Zest and beans
Broncos are secretly feeling sorry for us now that we've lost our LT and are hoping we find a replacement in time to have a good game against them. The banter has stopped and now they feel for their AFCW brothers.
>>157645632That image doesn’t say what you think it does.
>>157648486>Faggot Mongrel DonaldLol very funny nickname that is used often in regards to Aaron Donald
>>157648496Is the one on the left retarded? Like actual down syndrome? Or just a typical amerishart
>>157645632That image speaks volumes.
>>157648535The nick scorebug makes it even better.
>>157648521What? I’d like to see nik bonnito walk past whichever turnstile you put at LT and torpedo right into patty’s bum leg on the very first play of the game
>>157648548You're just being tsundere
>Faggot Mongrel is not even playing this week20 million no refunds
>>157648341On one hand it's not a huge deal since he was honestly pretty bad, but still sucks since the offseason has been otherwise normal healthwise besides ricky
>>157648424DIE QUEEFIES DIEOH NO THERE GOES HIS KNEECRY CHIEFIES CRYLETS POP PILLS 1 2 3
>>157648584thatll be 30 milly + tip please
>>157648535If only they had that secret Michigan ref clock to save them
Erm faggot mongrel is my Starbucks name can we like not?
>>157648630
>>157648564This used to be a proper website where anons would post bait that was at least somewhat believable
>>157648030i believe in you man.
>>157647857
>>157648207end of season numbers for last year
footballs back babyfuck the cowboys
>>157647359>Apparently ammo is cheap as chips there if you wanna hit up a gun rangeIt really isn't.
