Napping on the Plane EditionOld: >>157644629
a real nigga is first
>>157646631>nappy dugoutthat's racist you cracker ass fuck
Okada out its over shecocks
coach primate
>>157650882coward
The Rasm have landed >McVay knows he fucked up bigtime
my vikie :D
Pats are gonna win tonight and that makes me sad
Why are trip users always trannies and/or pedos?
>>157655896Why did they wait til last minute to go? >>157655897Based!
>>157655897hell yeah
I love the taste of dick in my mouth. Especially when it's just pulled out of some guy's ass.
>>157655919t. Iggles fan
>>157655919trip back on, bradysknee.
>>157655919That’s how you know it’s love right there.
I am new to football. Are the buffalo bills the faggot "woke" team? Everything I've seen online thus far points me torward that conclusion
>>157655929Like Jordan Love, haha I totally have a wife that obviously means he's not gay lol.
>>157655941I think the most """""""""""woke""""""""" team (in terms of performative gestures) is probably the Vikings, I think their owner donates the most money to that kind of stuff. But in reality no team is actually woke, it is all just a scheme to make money and make people not think about CTE.
>>157655941No, they're the "choke" team.
>>157655941grow up
>>157655941There almost isn't one, but if there was, it would be the Rams or Bears this year.
>>157655929>love
All you need is Love
>>157655907>tfw too smart to have jet lag
For me it's the Buffalo Bills who play 1pm Sunday.
>>157655941Nah they are the cursed team, they lost 4 super bowls in a row.
>>157655948lol what a bitch lol
>>157655970I don't get it, is this meant to make him look good or bad? It was a nice throw, but nothing amazing.
>>157655994It's just a packturd seething because someone posted a shit play by a $55M/yr QB and his sister won't let him fuck her, so he has to go gay for jordyn manlover on 4chins
soon....
Who will record the first sack of the 2026 foobaw season???
I can't believe Bo Nix made Trash Allen cry. Truly a KWAB for the ages.
>>157656012Randy Moss
>>157656012Me/
Speaking of shit play....
>>157656012Peanut Tillman
My Chargies!
>>157656015But Josh drove mutthomes to make an emergency call to his wife's bull.
>>157655941Chiefs
>>157656027Why did they use a first on him, he clearly was not a first round qb
>>157656027Brosmerian
>>157656035Trash Allen doesn't belong in the same sentence as Mahomes
>>157656012Chris Cooley.
>>157656044kicker missed? qb's fault.
>11 years if winning football>star studded roster>still the 5th most popular team in LA
What did Jordan do to you man? 55 mil a year is standard for top 15 qbs not on rookie deals anyways. Why is it the crux of your campaign of hate?
>>157655941no, they're actually /ourguys/ because their qb makes brownoids seethe like none other
>>157656055Yeah, he should have done more to score with the other 59 minutes in the game.
>>157656055Why didn't Allen just score a TD?
>>157656052We don't use that word.
>>157656062true. also if the kicker scored it's because of the qb.
>>157656057He's literally just a seething Vikings fan mad because his team has never accomplished anything of note and now has to trot out midget Murray every Sunday.
>brock bowers underwent a meniscus trim tuesdaylel at whoever drafted him for fantasy
>>157656068The hell do you mean "we"
>>157656055Gentle reminder Tom Brady has never scored a game winning TD in a super bowl
>>157656055Tell that to Scott Norwood lol.
>>157656075You don’t have any rings.
>>157656067he was lazy and wanted the kicker to do some work.
>>157656059Based
>>157656093My team literally has 4 Super Bowl rings
>>157656090And Ray Finkle
>>157656088Just off the top of my head, I remember him throwing that TD to Edelman against the Seahawks
>>157656081Week 3 (vs. New Orleans Saints): Target Return. Barring any rehabilitation setbacks, this is his realistic target to get back on the field
Do you guys like my fantasy football team?
>>157656108>throws the ball backwards in your playoff game real clutch qb you got there
who will win the most games out of chargers, vikings, and jags?
For me it’s the Dallas Cowboys, the best NFL team.
>>157656115Butler had the game winning play sorry thanks for playing
>>157656113The kids won't get this one.
are my patriots about to die a horrible painful death?
>>157656109(You) don’t have any. Stop living vicariously through your team. It’s unbecoming and pathetic.
>>157656128jags propably and i'm a vikies fan
>>157656115I don't remember anything about that game other than Tom looking kike his normally shitty self and that The definitive game-winning play occurred when New England Patriots rookie cornerback Malcolm Butler intercepted Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson at the 1-yard line with 20 seconds remaining in the fourth quarter.
>>157656128Jags, they gotta lose a conference championship game before going back to winning 2 games a year and they're over due.
>>157656128Jags, but I'm putting the over/under for all 3 at 18.
>>157656140maybe
5 hours from now the Patriots will be in last place in the AFCE
>my team haskwab
>>157656081Haha so funny right? ROFL
Us12's are literally on the team tho.
>>157656160I highly doubt the game will be over by 11pm.
Alright 12s, what's our cope if we lose?
>>157656170Seahawks will be running the clock in the 3rd quarter.
>>157656188Rigged so the pats bussys stop hurting.
>>157656188You just flash the ring, stupid. That is what you always do when you lose a SB rematch in the regular season.
>>157656166i took Trey McBride and the guy sitting next to me called me a retard and took Bowers with the next pick
>>157656188Keeping Emmanwori healthy is more important than winning game 1.
I am the most hungover person who ever lived
>SNF is Cowboys and GiantsJesus christ, it should be Bills Texans.
>>157655941What? Not at all. They're like the Shane Gillis boys will be boys beer is cool team. Anti-woke but in a very mild way. Wokest team is probably the ravens
>>157656039Sean Payton mind games
they are already jersey swapping him
>>157656194Good idea. Stocking up on pics of our newest shiny blue sapphire ring
we are SO FUCKING BACK BROS
>>157656218If Trey Lance is still in the league, McSharty will bounce around for a while
>>157656218>buttholecocks
Pat "Kevin Nash" Mahomes is going to be spread eagle in faggothead stadium exactly 5 days from now mmhmmmm 'fraid so it's just good business
>>157656229Lance did 3 teams, 2 years on each team So thats 2 more teams for JJ, two years on each
did bitchknees delete the other genny, what a cunt go hawks.
>>157656218>>157656229If you're a first round draft QB you have to really try to get pushed out of the league. You have to be a total flameout team cancer like Johnny Manziel for it to happen. For all his faults, JJ is well behaved, polite, and at least says the right things and has good media training. He can bullshit his way into backup and practice squad spots for a while yet.
Any expectations of "clock issues" like in the michishit game last Saturday?
>>157656248The reffies would never!
Are you ready for LSU to win in 2034?
>>157656248Bob Kraft chicanery afoot
This place is literally plebbit
hmm to whom should i root for and send fren energy tonight for the game, pats are pretty neutral for me but seeing them struck gold with maye so soon after brady is not cool, they should know what it means to not eat good always. seahawks fans have been somewhat uppity but nowhere near as obnoxious as previous bowl winner teams
>>157656263And that's why you're here. Welcome.
>>157656245>For all his faults, JJ is well behaved, politeJJ literally told reporters that him and Kyler were at odds and he was also said to try to make changes to KOC's playcalls like he's Stafford or Manning
It's over
>>157656210>>157656238And the thread cancer just showed up. Had good vibes going on here finally too
>>157656263We call primates out here, that's the difference
>>157656248The NFL sponsored by DraftKings™ has unlimited scruples.
>>157656246>be me>enter /nfl/>"heh let's get it on">post an image of Bo Nix >immediately flooded with dopamine It's just good business
>>157656263reddit has better football discussion
>>157656272It's hilarious that there are people who will genuinely believe this.
>black qbs
>>157656266Let's all take it easy on those Patriots.
>>157656281Can you go 10 minutes without posting about Bo Nix?
>>157656229See your mistake is comparing him to Trey Lamce instead of Josh Rosen. Lance isn't a complete moron, he isn't immature, he's just not talented. JJ strikes out on all 3 so he doesn't even have what it takes to hold a clipboard.
>>157656274Listen up mark... in this business it's post or be posted about. I'm the one who posts and has a good time while you sit on your candy ass whining. A guy like me knows what he wants to post and he does it. This is an A B situation so why don't you C your way out of it
>>157656052
>>157656303>Bo Nix -> Bix Nood
>>157656292This is racist and not needed
>>157656238Oh its true, its true
>>157656263W take by cheeseburgerenthusiast
This season better be good last season was shit after week 9
>>157656314Nice blazing saddles reference
>>157656311Where do you think we are?
>>157656303You know how when you go out to trivia night, everyone there hates you?And you know how that date you had wants nothing to do with you?And you know how everyone at work hates you?And you know how none of your neighbors like you?And you know how your whole family hates you?It's because you're a spazz when it comes to dealing with other people Just try to be cool for once Is it that hard for you?
My reffies are going to have a statement game tonight and remind you who runs this fucking league.
>>157656325most likely to happen post in the last 10 threads
>>157656256>LSU>Cowgurls threepeat>WWIII 2041 confirmed>Browns actually good>London Royals>Chiefs deadKino. So excited for the future
>>157656325I'd ask if Kraft's check cleared... but that fucking Jew spends $50 on middle aged Chinese hookers for a yanke-crankee.
>>157656325Only way the cheatriots can win.
sank so low it's not even a tank, it's a submarine
This is the expression of a well rested player ready to play in less than 24 hours after a 17 hour flight
>>157656362How did they get a dolphin to do that?
>>157656324Mmhmmmm another obsessed mark having a Kiwi induced melty. Listen up peckerwood, you're outmatched and outclassed in the genny. You don't have what it takes to compete at the highest levels of shitposting. I know it. You know it. Everyone on /sp/ knows itWhy don't you pipe down and let the real posters do what they do best
I'm going to cook a digorno pizza at half time.
>>157656349IT'S STARTING! THE FUCKING COPE IS STARTING!!!
>>157646631Napping on this bussy
>>157656386I bet they cook in no time now cause they're half as thick as they used to be.
What time do the games start
>>157656141People only say this when they have no comebacks
>>157656384You know who was outmatched? You in that alley in New Orleans where those two black guys made you the bridge in an all male Eifel Tower.
>>157656375not a good look to make excuses before the game
Getting scared, aren't you sea chickens?
>>1576563971 pm ET Sunday
>>157656400your HDs should be checked btw
>>157656408Glad to see your VPN still works well.
Life is shitStart the fucking game
>>157656412bro I saw the posts it's not one person who thinks you're a weirdo
No one got exposed more than Drake Maye at last year’s owl. Looked like a dear in the headlights. You could tell he was in way over his head.
>>157656402SAR BITCH MOTHER FUCKER SEATLE RAPE YOUR FUCKING ASS I AM YOUR FATHER BENCHOD!!!
this thread
HOLY SHIT AIRFORCE 1 JUST CRASHED
>>157656426wtf it's real
>>157656419Do you think the Kiwi got hard when those New Orleans Saints fans Bo Nix'd him? I am sure it's involuntary, but it happens.
>>157656384One of the good things we do daily is we keep this creepy autist off the streets and away from real peopleSo everyone pat yourselves on the back
Finally a football game I can daydrink for, looking forward to this one a lot
I can't remember who won the last superbowl. All I remember was that the teams were totally irrelevant and suffered from a terminal lack of aura.
>>157656426Do people even still wear those?
>>157656447Do you think Mahomes' weight gain will affect his recovery this year?
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek bitchknees getting ready to lay the pipe to some 13 year olds after the asterisks lose today mmhmmmm oh it's true and it's bad for business
>season is over days before it startsI hate this life
>>157656462I'll be thinking of you moaning like a bitch in heat as those two black fellas defiled you as my Patties stun the Emerald City.
>>157656447>worst superbowl this century>I know, let's have the rematch as the opener!
>>157656482They really wanted that Aussie game to open.
>no gamethreadYep the NFL is dead
>I'll be thinking about you getting butt fucked ;)Lmao gay
>BAWWWWWW WHY DID RYLIE MILLS HIT ME SO HARD *sniffs* I'M HAVING A SEAHAWKS INDUCED MELTY!!keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek this happened
>>157656468I think you can make it to Wk3. It'll be a harder path than many of us, but I believe in you!
>>157656485Still, having the rematch week 1 is also ridiculous
>>157656421>my israel first owner is so much better than your india first ownerNo legs to stand on
>I'll be thinking of you moaning like a bitch in heat as those two black fellas defiled youbro?
I’m going to be late watching the game because my parents insist that we have dinner together yet are unable to have JT ready at 6pm and instead it drags onto 7pm which fucks up my entire evening schedule
The last Super Bowl was honestly a bad game.
>>157656493Yeah a little. It's a sliding scale.>>157656504Fair.
>>157656468>It keeps happening
>>157656507that outstanding half time show made up for it
My wife's husband works for the NFL, and he told me tonight's game is gonna end in a 3-3 tie.
I think this game is going to be a lot more competitive than people are expecting and I think the Patriots might sneak a win out of this one. 27-23
>>157656444checked and based. I've got work at 3pm so no beersies for me.
My Berds are going to get bootyblasted all season and draft Arch
>>157656505To be fair, we've seen the Kiwi's ass as he was Donald Duckin' it in his slutty Ravens Jersey. He's basically a hobbit Femboy. I can see why he would entice those two, sauntering around complaining about how no one thinks Flacco is elite.
>>157656520idk man it was also kinda gay.
Bootyblasting of the Pats imminent
>>157656523Early season games usually are, sloppy play is normal since they are too soft to practice anymore
bitchknees watching the game on his phone while sitting in the bleachers of his local high school mmhmmmm 'fraid so. I know it. You know it. The faculty know it
>>157656530Booty blast this bussy so bitchknees can jerk off thinking about it
>>157656533It was Rican. WEPA! Also, coquito >>>> eggnog.
>>157656533i'm joking, it was fucking ass
>>157656530>ArchOof sorry about drafting another bust man
At least in a Chiefs superbowl you either get to see Mahomes pulling off some heroics to win, refball controversies, or an old-fashioned humiliation ritual. Always makes for better viewing than watching vanilla teams play their vanilla game.
SnoodballSneedballFoodballFootball
Here we comeQBSam Darnold Wildcat - Jalen Milroe RB rookie star Jadarian Price WRsJaxon Smith-Njigba Rashid ShaheedCooper KuppTE6-6 AJ Barner (TE for Harbaugh's Michigan)
www.nash.com/patriots
>>157656557we get refball controversies regardless
>>157656538But when will the local authorities know it?
>>157656506I'm so sorry that happened to you, be strong you can get through this
>>157656575Watching Track and Field matches is not illegal.
>>157656538>>157656549OH NO NO NO NO
Justin Herbert is going to explode in production this season. IYKYK
>>157656584Do you think the Seahawks win tonight?
>>157656584they hide in plain sight don't they?
Whoever wins tonight are frauds and whoever loses is exposed. Simple as.
>>157656529Lucky cunt still get to see most of the game. I thought after lunch would be rained out but i think i might be putting in a full day now. Fucking dogshit
>>157656506>I’m going to be late watching the game because my parents insist that we have dinner togetheryou have to be 18 to post here
>>157656603holy shit stay warm bro
>>157656519New coach every year, same incompetency. I don't understand waiting until now to do the surgery
>>157656506>JTJive Turkey?
Chiefs are sad
>>157656604Anon, the economy is in shambles. Let his parents enjoy some bonding time with their son.
>>157656620Ah so you're just mad. Are you a Bills fan?
>>157656637You dont need to be talking about bonding with children
It just goes to show how aggressive the NFL has become at scheduling games that my father swore up and down there was no game on today. He was shocked at the Wednesday shit.
Tonight - NFL opener Tomorrow - Australia game (49ers v Rams)Sun - NFL opening Sunday capped off by Cowboys at Giants SNFMon - the MVP season begins
>>157656643Thank you anon
My hero
There is a game in Australia?
>>157656256for me, it's the Idaho Canceled
>>157656603It's my friday though so that's nice, gonna be drunk by midday for the game tomorrow. Got some americans over from the east coast offices at the moment so the football chat is high. Stay dry bro!
>>157656656Id then say Chiefs... but you lack that. Florida... Dolphins, Miami?
Two years ago, I had 10 total fantasy teams over 3 sitesLast years ago, I had 6 only on one websiteThis years ago, I am only doing three, but one is a league where you play against two teams each week.
How many times has Brandon Aiyuk called Kyle Shanahans phone this week?
PRESHOW LIVE
>>157656188>>157656200Unironically this. The 'we lost the 1st game last year and Kubiak adjusted his whole gameplan' cope is ready-made but too stale.
My Dolphins are winning 3 games this year but they're gonna make it rough on everyone along the way
>>157656687they dont do that shit til they run out of money, so like next year probably
can the patriots please make new uniforms i don't wanna see those high school tier shit stripes on the shoulders anymore
Drake Maye gonna get his bussy blown out.
Trying to decide on left over pizza from 3 days ago, left over tacos from last night or going and getting a cheese burger and a large order of cheeseballs before the game starts.
3 nz flags in the thread?whoa
Seahawks tonight in the openerTexans Sunday (hosting Bills)Broncos Monday night football to cap off opening weekend
who ordering food
bussy
>>157656690I'm a Texans fan, you tell me
>>157656704
>>157656719>Black QBs
>>157656704Lucky guy
>>157656700Based
>>157656724look I never said I was smart
>>157656734>Black head coaches
>>157656674It’s being played at like 10:30 in the morning Australia time too.
>>157656741>black miss america
>>157656724>>157656741>capital "b"cucks
>>157656394Just put two stacked dumbass
Shitriots shouldn't even have been in the super bowl.
Please tell me there's gonna be some good Vrabel/Russini crowd signs tonight
>empty stadiumel oh el
Hmmmmjsn is free money, right? any worth a parlay?
Are they playing this game or what?
>>157656757Kraft put a mossad pager on the ankle of Bo Nix, we all know it
>>157656760You know her husband came when he learned Vrabes knocked her up
>>157656746You’re name is Erica right
>>157656787>you're
>>157656767still an hour before kickoff
>>157656753If I wanted I pizza sandwich I'd just get a pepperoni roll.
Sea chickens are you even trying?
>>157656801
>>157646631Are you ready for some football>tfw Hawks win tonight by a score of 23-20
>>157656771>jsn is free money, right?No, Gonzo is elite. JSN didn't have one in the Owl
>>157656804Gumby’s state college used to do massive pep rolls for $0.50 each on Wednesday nights
>NFL players catwalkingYeah Im thinking this semen slurping sport is not for me.
Who are the reffies tonight?
>>157656814What was the original team this meme was posted with?
>>157656804>pizza sandwichThat's what I'll make everyone for the game tonight. You want them like this?
sports gambling needs to die tbhwy
>>157656822Ok thanks I really shouldn't gamble on this, especially so early in the season
>>157656830Bills
>>157656804I didn’t say to put the cheese surfaces together numnuts
>>157656827Hopefully the woman and a fan that gets picked from the stands (a transgender)
>>157656832or this?
>>157656830Bills I believe
Isn't it weird how the NCAA protects the reffies names and they have a bunch of controversial calls, but the NFL puts their reffies on the front page of the script, and goes out of their way to make them a character in the story.
I have AJ Brown on my fantasy team but I want the Seacucks to win.
meltie?
Gamethread:>>157656860>>157656860>>157656860
>>157656858They must have secret service level security, can't believe nobody has killed at least a dozen by now.
>>157656840Obviously this is the regular season version.
>>157656858NFL refs are the main characters so they deserve to be front and center. NCAA refs just work from behind the scenes
Bo Nix is 31 years old
>>157656840>razorcakes>nice we wonMore like ‘I can’t believe we actually lost that’
>>157656848I'll add a veggie one like this too
>>157656884He's literally me
>>157656849thats also true but not relevant
gay
Which teams have you tipped for the first week, /nfl/?
>>157656808how many for the rasm this year?
>>157656840suck!
>>157656888regular season meme, when they lose in the post season we go drink ourselves into a coma for a month.
>>157656832Grilled cheese with pepperoni, not a pizza sandwich.>>157656848Thats a pepperoni melt, not a pizza sandwich>>157656841You can have cheese on top of a sandwich, buttnugget>>157656891What retard puts red bell pepper with black olives? What retard puts red bell pepper on pizza?
My gf is shitfaced and wont stop blowing up my phone so I blocked her lmao
my wife is bringing her boyfriend over for the game, whats the 12man anthem again?
>>157656951Olives on pizza are horrible. Any pizza with olives instantly becomes an olive pizza, no matter what combination of other toppings you have.
>>157656965Ask Bonnie Blue.
>>157656969Yes but that’s why olives are good on supreme and other combos that already have a ton of flavors
>>157656954Wow, you're a piece of shit.
Feels so good that the NFL is finally back and I'll get to see my Patties get revenge on the seaturds
>>157656969Black olives belong on every pizza, sorry your tastebuds are homosexual maybe stop eating mens ass and swallowing their cum.
I want to tongue punch someone's fartbox before watching my Patriots play. Anyone want a lick?
>>157656954How did you block her if your phone is blown up
>>157656954based>>157656980cringe simp
>>157656954unblock her when the game is over
>>157656988>eating mens ass and swallowing their cumYou know you're allowed to call me a faggot without imagining and typing out explicit gay sex acts, right?
>>157657034In the morning, I don't want to read all that shit before bed.
>>157657036You know you faggots could have your pride parades without all of your disgusting faggot sex acts in front of children?
Reminder that it is Defensive End, not "HUEHUE LE EDGE"
>>157657059You are mentally ill. Seek help.
>>157657036faggot
rams miss the offs
>>157656988Damn that's hot i loved reading it
Edge this defense end
>>157657100bitch made kekwi rooting for the cucktriots
>twerking piratesAlready with the stupid ass commercials.
>>157656969>Any pizza with olives instantly becomes an olive pizza, no matter whatAnd that's a good thing
>>157656375oh shit i didn't know they played tomorrow. they are fucked.
Prediction: Jets are going to be a disgrace yet again.
>>157656954Your gf is getting fucked by someone else, soon, possibly now.
>>157656760they wouldn't air em
drake maye bussy
sup
>>157657198He can have her.
>>157656986Why are you assuming that he has a wife
>>157657169i'd give (they/them) a white pie iykwimwim
NIGGER
What does a vagina smell like?
>>157657399bags of sand
Who should does winning has MVP? Which would you you if bet?
>>157657509>only QBs.Just rename the damn thing already.
my bussy is going to ERUPT at kickoff due to sheer joy
brekky
>>157657205hey, can you stop impersonating me
>>157657797based! etchup on banana is weird but otherwise very nice
I just realized something. What the fuck is Tyreek doing?
>oh cool, they're just got a guy on guitar doing the anthem instead of some faggot who will just make the song all about himself and butcher its rhythm and tempo because he believes he could've done it better>NOPE, THE FAGGOT BOOMER BUTCHERED THE SHIT OUT OF IT WITHOUT SAYING A SINGLE WORD ANYWAYi'm groaning over this stupid shit but truth be told, i'm actually a little impressed.
>>157657938finding new baby mamas :D
sportsurge fucking died, are you shitting me
The Patriots are so fucking ass.
>2 1st downs on 2 playsShitriots lmao
>>157657961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOuEX8ok2P0
if the ads are as bad as the superbowl then im turning this offyou have one chance
>>157658049I remember them starting bad pretty consistently last year and then settling in.Well, except against the Hawks last year in the owl
The Patriots are giving up 10 yards per carry.
>>157658116The first 5 weeks last year were the worst football I have ever seen.
Pats saved by Darnold being so fucking ass.
>>157657509>williams already tied for 5th best odds to win MVP>no jared goof, no kyler murlet, no jordan lose in sight
>>157658131look like the Bills D
on this eve of a new football season i want to congratulate all frens that made it to the start of season and lets enjoy some football for long last!
Fake Gaye dancing all over the Seahawks defense.
>>157658253i love you fren
Thank you reffiesThat was a late hit
darnold limping oh fuck
>darnold is killit's over rams win
>that flag>all these commercials alreadyyeah i remembered why i stopped caring about this game. Enjoy watching the league that cucked the greatest sport on earth
>>157658397Based on what your team is showing, you weren't competing with the Rams anyway.
none of my streams work :(
-You know Seattle is coming-No plan to take advantage of it
Darnold is out it's Lock time
>>157658445Darnold already limping Seattle has been eliminated from the playoffs
>>157658500rip seahawks, if only they had an RB
lollmao even
Damn, Darnold got a career ending broken bussy.
Streaming opener for anons, voice open. cord code: gg/sqWbpaA2Ey
>>157658500literally both teams have. they both suck equally.
>>157658526they are averaging 7ypc
>>157658607>both of the superbowl teams>they suck
How is this the injury bowl? This is the first game of the season, the players don't even have wear and tear on their bodies yet.
>>157658650>living in the past>lots of personnel turnoverwelcome newfriend
holy fuck it must be amazing to be an nfl players minus CTE
k9 will not last play more than 9 games this season
>>157658660you can thank the players union for making them soft every summer because Muhhhhhh home/work life as a multimillionaire!!! reeeeeee!
Only the Kangz are good this year.
i wonder what college is the most fun to play at as a football player
>>157658793Your hopes rest on Kyler Murray.
>>157658793i disagree
>>157658824Your hopes rest on you not getting raped on the way to your car at night.
>>157658822notre dame probably
>>157658822ASU if you like banging easy thots.
>>157658660Goodell said the price for putting on a boring superbowl is death
>>157658822Gotta be LSU. You are almost above the law.
>>157659050The Florida of the 2020s?
I love it. Fuck both of these shit teams.
>>157658822Oregon.>great weather all season>great funding and amenities>real chance of making the playoff every season
>>157658822Maybe Texas because Austin is by far the biggest “college town” with no pro team. So you’ll get the most superstar status. Or yeah places like Alabama or LSU where you are somewhat above the law
BENULTY!AMAZING REFDRAGON BY MAYE!
Game's over. Shithawks can't score a touchdown.
The defender seemed like they were going for the ball to me.
Remember how entertaining last season's opener was?Another dub for the NFC East, the most SOVL division in football.
>>157659354Can you refresh my memory on who it was?
underthrow into a PI needs to be fixed in some way
>oh yeah there was that nfl season opener game, might as well turn it on>Darnold out for season alreadykek
>Shitattle won't be able to score because Lock is utter dogshit>Pats will get quietly reffied to a win and we're supposed to act like it isn't the same fraudulent bullshit they got away with last year (Nix)wow haha it sure is the best sport in the world glad i waited all summer for this
>>157659380It was the Spit Gate game. You don't remember that?
>>157659404>quietly reffied
>routine tackle broke darnold's bussythe fuck did he do over the off-season? he took sacks like a champ his whole career until today
How the fuck was drew lock a 2nd rounder?
>>157659435This chick looks like she does speed
>>157659450Knee cap went hard into the ground there, must have snapped something on the ither end of the bone.
>>157659404Xhecawks won an owl and act like they got robbed what an insufferable fanbase
Lock bros...
>>157659474Better than getting Ajax'd by some mooglinans
It's hilarious how the shitriots went from the main character of the NFL and Americas team with Tom Brady to being a pozzed zionist organization run by a pedophile human trafficker that can't win anything
>>157659466It was the pre-NIL times, where 1/3 of the league (the dogshit ones) just drafted by saying "get the highest ranked SEC guy on Mel Kiper's board"
who does seattle trade for to replace drew lock's shit ass?
>>157659532Look, they had no way of knowing but this guy's entire career started because of a horrible call against the raiders lmao
>>157659631Cousins Cap this
wow they finally learned to officiate the bussy push properly
>>157659631put some clothes on, whore.
>Offsides on the offensekek lmao
>>157659631No need to trade, it's Rivers time
>>157659670The Eagles offense might've died tonight.
>three black reffiesCompetency crisis
>>157659649no way the raiders think memedoza is ready to start
>>157659631Nine.
>>157659670I'll forever demand all offensive penalties result in loss of down. Double yardage instead on 4th
>>157659733he meant a quarterback, not a running back
>>157659693I mean, dude was lined up pretty far up. What came to mind for me was when the Chiefs(OH NO I'M OBSESSED OH MY SCIENCE!/s) got called for offensive offsides a couple years ago and they chimped out for weeks.
Less Sneed
>>157659631>trading for a qb when this will be the first opportunity to get a high draft pick in awhile
>>157659670
>>157659787they're not bad enough to get a top pick even of darnold is out the rest of the season
Is this a stop jewish hate commerical?
>>157659775>a couple years agoliterally rent free
HECKIN OFFENSIVE OFFSIDES?
>>157659787Arch Manning Dante Moore and CJ Carr all going top 3 lmao do you trust Julian Sayin?
>>157659796this and the resulting crash outs is a top 10 NFL moment of the last decade
>>157659851
Fake Gaye trying to give the game away.
what's ann michael maye thinking about right now?
I waited all summer for this horseshit game.lol
Interceptions made out of bounds should count.
>>157659886I wasn't thinking a qb.
>>157659896we won the owl that year btw
>>157659896Flu status?
patriots definitely should keep trying to le establish le run up the middle with their shitty backs against one of the best dt duos in the league even though good things almost always happen when they give their star qb the ball
>>157659925>we
>>157659925what number are you on the field
>>157659958Yeah, this is him in this pic right here.
>>157659948Fake Gaye sucks shit, dog. His best play was DPI.
so is the goat healthy for week 1?
>>157660027Yeah, he'll be in the broadcast booth on Sunday.
>>157659948You gotta set up the run for the punt, I mean pass.
>>157660027McCarthy still injured sorry
>darnold out for rest of gameKWAB
>>157660061>gameseason
>>157660027Favre might not be healthy but he should have enough painkillers in his system that there's nothing to worry about
>>157660061>gamelife
>>157660061>gamecareer over
of course (((nbc))) SOME HOW had to get the queefs into the broadcast.
I feel like they are explaining these flags more than they did previously.
>>157660150After saturday, all reffies are under a microscope.
no foul, but i still want to get a "did milroe teach lock to do that?" quip in...
ffs...why couldn't tomlin just fuck off and get away from football?
>>157660150it's been a gradual escalationI swear that dog fucker Herbstreit calls up the rule analyst 20 times a game
>>157660210enjoy the other one, bro.
What did Darnold even injure?
>>157660260Hip
>>157660247yeah fucking beat me by a second, the kicker is that he did it TWICE IN THE SAME GAMEtruly one of the football minds of our time
>>157660260they said hip, but he went hard on knee, the knee bone is connected to the HIP BONE.
>>157660121we are inevitable
>>157660260Tore his hip labrum So basically his whole leg is just wiggling around loosely right now
>>157660290yeah, inevitably seething
>>157660267No way, he actually injured his bussy? I thought it was an ankle injury when I called it a career ending broken bussy.
>>157659631ARCHIE MANNING, WELCOME TO XHEATTLE
>>157660260his bussy
>>157659450dislocated kneecap
(((nbc))) better not let tomlin stand too close the to he out-of-bounds lines.
>>157659832Yeah the defense and run game alone should put them at a mid round pick at best, too many shit teams in the league
>>157659532>a pozzed zionist organization run by a pedophile human traffickerthey've been that way since 1994 though
>niners suffer 30+ injuries including shanny getting into a wreck>now darnold is done for the season >rams get the division gift wrapped to them really makes you think
>Seahawks injury update: QB Sam Darnold will not return to the game.https://x.com/seahawksPR/status/2097860833292558674#m
>That'll be a 5th round pick plus tip, John
>>157659223college station is a real college town and fun as fucki'm not very surprised manziel turned out like he did because holy fuckyou also need more money to really go crazy in austin, but i guess NIL money makes that possible
>>157660441Seahawks about to trade for Anthony Richardson and win back to back with the Dick under QB
>>157660478>trade for anthony richardson >he immediately gets injured in practice
Drake throws hospital balls, he did it last season too.
HEEEEEMED!
If the Seahawks keep playing like this then the entire NFC West is fucked!
Drake Gay looks wasian
This game is high key boring as hell.
aj brown ded
>AJ Brown dedNICE TRADE FAGGOTS HAHAAHHAHAHAA
AJ Brown just had his bussy blown out and he's not getting up.
he did it again
so weird how the jewish GM for the iggles gets all of these (((lucky))) deals.
Hows that roughing and not running into the punter
That's former Vikings 3rd round Chazz Surratt.
>>157660713It wouldn't matter, it was 4th an 4
>>157660608couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
>>157660713Hit the plant leg.
Penalties, 0/0 vs 7/83. I thought the queefs game was on Monday night...
>>157660732Doesn't look like a ruptured Achilles or a broken ankle so probably just a high ankle sprain. 6-8 weeks.
>>157660625I love that jewey fucker like you wouldn't believe
>>157660732Looks like a sprain. So he's likely out the first half of the season.
>>157660732>>157660767
all right bros bullshit aside i hope no more players get hurtman imagine losing darnold and aj on your fantasy team game 1
Wait, the gaytriots have a >black kicker?
>>157660781Doc on this shit
>>157660819Latinx are brown not black
>seahawks not repeating>pats look bad and will lose AJ for half the season, so their picks will be good
>>157660781>>157660813I don't care about fantasy but it sucks and basically tosses the season in the garbage.
>>157660781didn't that faggot doctor kill someone?
>>157660840yeah, they literally are.
>>157660819Borregales is hispanic
>>157660858no, he isn't
When did the jeets take over the xhehawks?
>>157660909After the Super Bowl.
>>157660928ah, that explains the shift in reffie ball.
>>157660844yeah from a human standpoint toosucks seeing these guys get hurt, esp on the openerfor how many "causes" the nfl supports and espouses, i'm surprised that they can't get behind using real grassfeels like it's some cynical "eh, they'll get hurt anyways, not worth the money"
college football is still superior, somehow
>>157660960they get the best healthcare in the world and get paid millions to play recess and most of them still cry about oppreshuns n waysisms!. fuck them.
>>157660844fantasy is won on the waiver wire and the nonsense playoffs
in the SUPERBOWL.... we get it man its the superbowl rematch shut the fuck up about it
>>157660960How would real grass save Darnold's bussy or AJ's ankle? AJ's ankle got injured because the defender's knee crashed into it
lmao these teams fucking suck
>>157661015your asking the "italian" rapist and the "ZOMG MUTTHOMESIAN THROW THERE" guy to not live in the past?
>>157661020crazy what happens when both of their best players get injured
>>157661447You thought the Pats were impressive before the injury?
DRAKE SECRET SAUCE MAYE
Hey so Maye is better than Caleb? Right?
>Yeah man. I’m an offensive guru genius or something. Ignore my track history
Well well well.
>>157663177he cute
SHOUGH WILL KEK (the league)
