Beast of a thread
feel kinda bad for this lil babby man freak
9th planet bros
if you are six inches shorter than your opponent they should give you extendable boxing gloves like da joker uses
Both these guys suck, you should be brutally finishing the fat LW in round 1
Echols knew they were matching him with a giant and he still agreed? Silly man, he needs a better team to manage him. He shouldnt even be at middleweight
fatty was a dawlg to be fair to him
they shouldnt sign kozak this shit is pathetic
dogshit thread
Nutshot isn't even debating like a liver shot. You just get a time out because it's symbolic
This is probably the worst Contender show this season. Buncha cans and mid fights.
Sanko: He got kicked right in the jiblets.
He might just be the next te edwards.
>>157646793meme gym. None of their shit works in UFC. Mission control is pointless stretching and the twister is hard to land. He didn't even invent it. The Danaher jujitsu is a meme too. The leg subs are all stolen from Sambo and folk wrestling. They work but hard to land too. Basic Jujitsu is were its at and even then you can get away with just having good sub defense. The UFC is a different level now, most jujitsu techniques are not applicable anymore.
Nice it looks like zuffa has a different promo team than the ufc squares
>>157646885Its a separate company. So they have their own teams, executives and I think they have a separate floor too. Dana is serious about reviving boxing so hes been focusing on it more than UFC.
>>157646822The last two fights have been atrocious Kozak doesn’t deserve a contract. Dude he fought was a fucking bum
Would Prime Colby have beaten Islam?
Dad's plan just doesn't have the same ring
>>157646881Leg locks only work on bums a wrestler will heem you for trying that on them
>>157646915Low key yea. Colby was pretty good at his prime. He deserved that Usman win too.
>roided up black belt grappler vs low skill striker hmm i wonder who wins
>>157646915No lol. Colby could barely handle washed RDA
Gonna have support my Mexican bro in this one ¡Viva la Raza cabrones!
>>157646925>He deserved that Usman win too.he wouldn't have won
>>157646936RDA is a former UFC champ. Stop acting like hes a bum.
>>157646925It’s a meme stat but Colby won 5 of 10 rounds vs Usman. If his jaw doesn’t snap he wins the first fight
>>157646948It was 3-2 on Colbys favor
>>157646915colby couldnt even beat buck
I like Weidman. He far better than Cruz and hes not annoying like bisping. I think they should put him on main cards and replace DC.
>>157646915Dude got lit up Demian Maia
>>157646968It was 2-2. Round 5 wouldn’t been a 10-8 even if it wasn’t stopped
DAWLG FIGHTY
Fuck yea finally a good, competitive fight
Great scrap
banger alert
>>157646755Fuck Dana
Islam is an embarrassment of a champion
>>157647019extrapolate
>>157647019he's gonna read this
>>157647043oh yeah whats he gonna think about it?
>>157647019
>>157647019God Bless Dana-kun. Hes a good man and I got to meet him after UFC event. He has good Chi.
HEEEM MIND GAMEY
>>157647057send ICE to your house spic
>>157647058this is really cheap ai, doesnt even look like them.
How can you talk this much shit then show up with a spiritually Korean performance
>>157647079you aint seen him in this position before have you
good fightmoreno is pretty slicki dont think junior has enough ideas, isnt able to win the striking and every takedown ends the same with no real control or any dangerous positions
Morenos pretty good, has nice composure and striking variety. Just needs better take down defense.
decisions get contracts all the time
2-1 Moreno
>>157647102Hes not great not hurt by sloppy overhands and has zero grappling defence
lmao moreno just kwabbed himselfgonna get ninja choked
silly takedown
>>157647117all lies, he defended the subs decent and he didn't get hit with shit. Junior just spammed grappling to try to win but its not enough.Only valid criticism is Morenos wrestling sucks
coaches need to get it into the thick skulls of every UFC fighter, if you dont have 5+ finishes by submission DO NOT go for a fucking takedown when the guy is wobbled or against the cage or EVER you dumb faggot you are piecing him up on the feet
>>157646994nah he would have wonreminder usman cheated because he was gassing out like a bitch
>>157647143Its a common rookie mistake and its all because jujitsu coaches are stupid. Oh shit you rocked him bro, now dive for the legs and get a RNC sub! Shit stupid. This is why head coaches should always be Striking based guys. Always.
Daddy plan!
>>157647156No he wouldn’t retard
Fuck hes getting married too. Really forcing Danas hand, hes gonna have to sign him. Dana doesn't want to be the guy that ruins the wedding night.
>>157646915Prime colby wouldnt even beat colby if his life depended on it
Fight was lowkey a robbery
>>157647164Having a good Fazza is best base for mma.
Black guys only 3-0, man they really trying to get this Albanian an easy fight lol
any Albanian fighters ever in the ufc?
>>157647269no
UFCs really desperate for light heavyweights man. Both these guys are too green
>>157647143I think it's unironically because of the ufc games where rocking your opponent makes the submission lock easier or automatically in the psp games case
>>157647269Sopaj
how many nutties today
whats with all the meng blows tonight
I can see one maybe two fighters not getting a contract tonight..
HEEEEM STOPPY
HEEEEEEM GROUND AND POUNDY
rose namajunas peeing
HEEEEEEEEM DEAD
HEEM SUPER NECESSARY
Good finish but yea hes still too green. UFC hopefully brings up slowly and avoids throwing him to lions
HEEEEEM
Dude recovered quick damn
>>157647362It’s LHW he can fight 6 gigabums before anyone good
those were brutal elbows gawd dawlg
Lankletbitchcels....
>>157647362put him ankalaev
Albanians are literally the dumbest group of faggots on earth.
Anyone snap that daner?
>>157647382bring him back next week daner
damn euros kinda suck at fighting lmao
Dana is a man of the people. And that is why I pay $9.99 + tax to watch his sport.
why was he so surrendered on the ground
dana white is essentially my husband
Sanko is horny for this light skin niqqa
>>157647424Because hes a retard. Albanians are stupid people.
brutal hellbow heem. 24 year old BBC in the UFC. someone clip that HEEM
>>157647410Only British and Russians are good at fighting. The irish are okay, the french are okay. Germans suck ass, Spain sucks ass. The rest are even more forgettable.
>>157647432she just wanted to talk about his finish
no joke I used to torrent cards now I pay for paramount+ fights, gilmore girls and paw patrol who can say no
>>157647449GSP is the only example of an arguably french good fighter. Saladin Parnasse and Gane are not french, BSD sucks
did he sign the first dood? Also the kozak signing is retarded
>>157647192Lmao told yall! Dana doesn't want to ruin the wedding night!
>>157647449UK and the Russians both have great boxing schools (Russia also has sambo and whatnot). everyone else sucks
Show yo tracksuit kurvë
>>157647454gilmore girls is great check out bunheads
Dana White is my hero
JON JONES!!!!!!!!!!
Quentin passes the eye test
That one guy that didnt get picked
Apollo in shambles lol, hes holding back the rage so badly lol
>>157647471Dustin Poirier
did natividad get signed?
>>157647507Ye
>>157647432She wants to taste his giblets tee hee
>>157647471i never figured out benoits ethnicity
Danas already got his Jon Jones replacement. Hopefully UFC keeps him away from Jones hes a bad influence.
>>157647424Muslims zutt out if its not a dagi merc
>>157647526they are notoriously chinny lol
>>157647524Raple Steveson is the jon jones prodigy. This guy is just an athlete with good fight iq
>>157647524Is that doo hw too or what weight class is he?
>>157647538so far only chechs and dagis are good muzzie fighters everyone else washes out at the regional level or cant crack beyond the top 10
>>157647539Gable, Jones, Hokit... alll under one roof. Shit the sparrings must be crazy. Plus Gable and Hokit hate each other too. They have too much dark chi at Jacksons mma. Greg Jackson always seems to attracts bad guys to his gym.
>>157647544lhw but he can fill up to heavyweight later on. Hes really big
Quentin is gonna make it >>157647515med>>157647557didn't know Hokit was there, he's a good dude though
>>157647549The armenians and georgians are pretty good too. The caucus region has alot of good talent.
>>157647549who other than cumshot is chech? feel like im missing someone
>>157647581LHW is shit he probably will be top 10 at least
>>157647582arman and merab are christian, but yeah that region creates elite competition
>>157647581>didn't know Hokit was there, he's a good dude thoughHe's antisemitic tho
>>157647549dagis are massively overratrd but the chechs have genuine talent>>157647582they're christian but yeah Georgians are very good Armenians idk i only heard of Arman
>>157647585Tukhugov, Dulatov and i think the rest washed out. Dagis have a better team overall
>>157647632>chechs have genuine talentidk about that one budda, so far the dagis have more champs
>>157647633the chechen mf reppin turkey is very promising
>>157647633theres a lot of really good NPC chechens that came off contender series like Yakhyaev
https://www.youtube.com/live/cDY37MA2ha0?si=DDaLLcjUy97zV1J-Dand white
>>157647654>>157647659yeah, this guy is fun to watch. heeming out walker was based
>>157647674bald cunt. Lets watch guru insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/live/WAYFAf2Tzgs
>>157647652id give it time, it took a bit for the Georgians to come upCaucasians in general weren't focused on MMA specifically until khalabib came to fame, they used to mainly do judo and wrestling
>>157647019Fuck you cunt
Daner said it was "no mystery that mvp was going to be cut after they fed him bad matchups [because he talked shit about us go fight somewhere else then]"
>>157647788>fed him bad matchupskek what is this cope
>>157647695as long as we get heems
>>157647695just wait for Africa. Ngannou said theres a lot of giant niggas walking around like him in the mines. Imagine if they had proper nutrition and a real gym to train out of
UFC should have matched MVP up with Kai Kara France and let him style on that little dork
>>157647808They inject them with roids in african mines?
>>157647808>Imagine if they had proper nutritionits a very fertile continent south of the desert, b. where is all their nutrition?
>>157647835The white man ate it, very sad
>>157647835you ended USAID now they are eating locusts and bananas
>>157647798Then how come daner said "I think it's been pretty clear that he wasn't being resigned"
>>157647866cause hes boring AND bad, cant be both man
>>157647861>eating locuststhis sounds like a huge positive for the agricultural industry
>>157647835they need tools to harvest, you think fruit grows on trees or smth?
How long has it been since a brazilian won and then went on a 5 minute rant before the mic finally gets wrestled from them. Feel like it used to happen a lot more often
>>157647835Nothing south-equatorials or subsaharans eat is nutritious, west africans and the sudanese negros only saving grace is pastoralism In-fact most africans suffer from malnourishement rather than undernourishement
>>157648006put some corn and potatoes in the ground and well see Ngagnnou 2.0
>>157648027Starch is already all they eat, i dont think more starch is the solution
>>157647471Gane is definitely French
>>157647808how do i explain to my casual friend that i could beat the shit out of the guy in the pic
MVP bros..
>>157648065hes already killed multiple children sized people b, dont mess with him
It didnt work out.
do you think pereira will recover from this? This was the worst buck breaking I've seen of both a fighter and its fanbase
Gane is far too based
>>157648133>When she gets up to shower but your meng is still ready for another wang yadong
Humble Highs.
The Monster in the Mirror.
>>157648133Merle getting blacked ended him
sean r strickland got daddy dana to cut the man he knew would embarrass him. try that ticky tack shit with MVP get your wig split
>>157648298>try that ticky tack shit with MVP get your wig splitname 7 examples right now
>>157648339everybody was too scared to engage with him
now that MVP is gone there is a roster spot available for the return of Kevin Lee
>>157648374sadly him was to scared to engage with everybody, as well
>>157648421>sadly him waskill yourself you fucking retarded esl piece of shit.
kevin lee reach has to be fake
>>157648432mvp didnt cause a melty until he got cut LOL
>>157648487its been known by me that MVP would be cut because under gay danas paramount rules youre only as good as the cazzies that cheer you on. an intellectual fighter like MVP wont last. watch the fight be rigged against Merab in october too. we have a simulated form of intellectualism in mixed martial arts by the way of faggots like luke thomas and "gambling sharps" while actual students of the game, fighters with high fight iq are left behind in the name of the almighty dollar
what's the question? MVP? yeah we tossed that nigger into the garbage chute.
MVP sucks and literally no one will miss him.
Gane vs Pereira 2 fuck yeah
>they gave him bad heckin matchups it's not fair waaaaaaa!the bad matchups:>bum ass kevin holland>sharta poollett (literally one eye)>gigawashed cannonier>THE sam patterson (heemed dead by yanal ashmouz)>pooziboev
The Natural
>27-2 if you ignore the robberygay dana cant handle justified scrutiny so he cut him instead. cant have a guy the paramount pay piggies wont squeal their clitlets for as a champ and cant keep denying them opportunities at the belt so just cut them instead. same reason he wont bring back mokaev
Randy Couture
who revved the muzzpoofter this time
>so right now >randy needs to take advantage >of this advantage
>>157648766oink more for me you swine
>Odious as it may seem, this is not personal. This is biology.. This is nature.. This is evolution…
13 wmma decisions live or two days in jail.
bro answers to "the muzzpoofter"
>>157648752You called?
Yo Jake Paul, do MVP vs Romero or MVP vs Nate
my preferred pronouns are m/v/p
tom aspinall passes away from a routine eyeball lengthening surgery
>>157648133Absolute cinema.
>>157648624Hes almost 40 and barely wins his fights on points. He aint shit we all know that any top 5 middleweight crushes him.
>>157649069Kek. Conflagrated that cunt.
Tom be like: Still recovering from the blindness mates. Sorry can't fight until they give me a convenient fight with a big paycheck
Tom still hasn't been out for as long as Jones was btw
tom aspinall be like... daddy help i can almost see again please schedule another surgery!
None of you niggas have ever had a bad eye scratch so you can’t judge Tom for taking every precaution since
>>157649299Jones had an injury. A real verifiable injury. Eddie Hearn just fumbled and lied, confirming tom is still faking and perfectly fine. He said Tom’s not cleared, but also that tom was training at full capacity sparring. If you are actually suspended medically, you are not allowed to train and spar.
>>157649361You’re not in the fight game; you’re not an expert on medical protocols. Don’t act like one.
>>157649378Faggot
>>157649386Go fuck yourself
Stupid raped piggy wants to get his brown clitty smashed by a BBC mamba again it seems
>>157649393Fuckwit
We’re ALL gonna be SUCKING Aspinall’s cock once he heems Gane in the FIRST round next year
Not happening pal.
What are Alexa Grasso's pits like after a training session before showering?
>>157649463Watermelon flavored, I’m assuming. With some salt of course.
Gane haters literally turn into homosexuals out of pure vitriol.
it's just ironic for tom to become the biggest dust collecting paper champ in history
>>157649479>>157649417
Reddit trannies:>JONES IS LE HOLDING UP THE DIVISION STRIP HIM STRIP HIM!!!!!meanwhile PIGspinall>uhm acktually it's not his heckin fault you fucken chud!
>>157649500Pakibong is a psyop.
hit you with a question mark kick, bleed an answer
tomdaddy revved them
smoking on that super rizin
Yo check out this cool thing I just bought.
>>157649510Tom who? Eddie and Andys kid?
>>157649516is it true that a non-fungible fragment of abdulmanap's soul is contained in each one?
>>157649516yep, got myself one too
>>157649527I’m afraid that his soul is inexorably migrating from token to token, never achieving peace.
>>157649518Tom Hardy
Tomala AGPignall is only 217 days from overtaking Poobert Pozzedtaker as the longest reigning promoted "champ" without a single title defense
You guys watching Rizin tomorrow?
a disturbing amount of similarities between tom and rob when you ponder it
>>157649604>promoted to champion spontaneously >get flushed and lose it immediately
>>157649598Bet your Razhabali Shaydullaev on it
>>157649617>sit out for over a year>vlog about it all >clearly ducking defeat
>>157649500we play undisputed here mate
>>157649676ea sports mma but ufc
Anyone else's farts smell like Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes?
>>157649711Im too white to know what that is
>posts 6 minute cutelaba highlight videoWhat did the president mean by this?
>>157649742He just likes heems, he's probably spending most of his day diaper'd up on an iPad browsing ufc fight pass
>>157649736lehtipihvi & muusi
>>157649742ol 45 is a fight fan simple as that
>mi xijo
ladies and gentlemen....schaub strickland
>>157649924
nobody:literally nobody at all:tom niggas: buh buh but Jon.... me orbs.... my retarded son shitting my bed....
>mi pastillas anticonceptivas
Is Aspinall even a draw if he goes to boxing?
>>157649988not even on planet wigan
aspinall is, at the end of the day, till
>>157649997Wigan is full of killers
*perforates herb dean's jugular*
chama couldn't microwave a meal>>157650065keep are pat away from andy!
Joe Rogan is a renaissance man. He'll deliver beautiful prose and cry over Ronda Rousey. Next thing you know, his spinning back kick is registering 152,000 units on the PowerKube
>>157650117and he can suck his own tootsie roll too
ASSPAINALL STRIPPED AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>157650165Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
The fighter raised his hands at the end of the fight. That means he thinks he won. Shit.... Did he win? I wasn't paying attention. Erm, I'll score it 29-28 to him. Wait! - The other fighter is raising his hands now, too! Fuck. So did they both win? WHY couldn't it just have been a knockout? Oh fuck, Bruce is coming to get my scorecard. Fuck. I'll give it to the first guy- no, the second! There you go, Bruce! Great fight!
>grasso +180 Feels like free money....
bloody basterd bitch
>>157649988'big' tom aspinall vs 'big' sam allardycethat's the money fight
>>157649378I’m an expert on medical protocols, in fact. Tom refused to see UFC’s medical team from the start. Medically suspended fighters are not allowed to train, same as normal suspensions. Sorry you have to learn how much of a coward tom actually is. But the writing was on the wall from the start. And now the cracks are starting to show, sadly.
I think Alex Pereira is already one of the greatest UFC fighters ever, but people overrate his dominance a bit. His knockout power is insane, but I think a well-rounded fighter with elite wrestling could give him serious problems. Still, watching him fight is always exciting because one mistake can end the fight instantly.
Lest we forget
>>157649711No, you have a wonked smelling genetics. A wonk nose, if you will. You smell things differently than most. So bad smells might smell good to you and good smells might smell bad. That’s why all the ladies recoil in your presence. You think you smell nice but all they smell is poo.
>>157650285He’s never flatlined a single person in the ufc. I think his presence gets under some guys skin so much that they tense up and react in a weird way when he’s about to tko. But fighters who just don’t give a fuck about him don’t get heemed (gane/jan/bruno/khalil, who got exhaustion tko’d but flatlined by Walker)Alex is an aura merchant with decent power but nothing crazy.
>>157650300Justin got possessed by the spirit of Theodore Roosevelt in that gaudy office
Dana's Fuck It Fridays should return but it's just him ripping whippets in the War Room
Dear Ganesexuals, Valter Walker out heelhooks that nigger and makes him verbally tapin your shriveled piglet hearts you know it to be true, and inevitable
…
>>157650356>>157650345Stop impersonating each other
>>157650358there are two of them?!
Why aren't there more dagi foids in the UFC?
>>157650358that NARMGROID is nothing like me
