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Fat Emma wants to win.
First for Masha.
>>157647991There is still a chance!
The chance has improved!
holding Emma's hand on her private jet
Emmer…
>>157647953Genuinely surprised at how bad Pegula and Thicc Emma are at holding serve
>>157648076Peg barely squeaked by beautiful Sorana. She could only hold her serves at the very end.
wta lately has adopted the junior meta of receiver being the advantageous side
Does anyone actually officially know what caused Emma to balloon up in size in such a short amount of time? She went from being in close to perfect physical shape, to a complete fatty (by athlete standards) in basically just a few months. What happened?
fuck
ah bollocks
>>157648124Medication for hypothyroidism.
>>157648124hypothyroidism
>>157648124yes she has a thyroid disease. there are some articles about it.
>>157648124Hypothyroidism supposedly She was cute too :(
>>157648124Someone mentioned it was a thyroid thing. Could've been bullshitting though.
Nothing like an 89 mph ace. These gals sure do deserve every penny of that equal pay
it's emmover
>>157648124I don't see any difference...
>>157648124Food
>>157648174cute rat
>>157648124She had to stop doing sniff
Peggy is definitely getting bootyblasted Aryna
>>157648124Way hotter now you low test faggots
>>157648183she's a capybara now
>>157648144>>157648146>>157648147>>157648152>>157648155Thanks. Poor girl, how unfortunate.
She's Nev-ar-ro going to win now...
>>157648174Neither do I. No difference whatsoever.
Get it together you FAT BITCH
jana :3
get the feel puhgula will fail to serve this out then break back for the win
>>157648220the important things
Remember Iva/Alex. The people's final
NO
>>157648248>Remember Iva/Alex. The people's finalLet's be honest one of them needs to turn heel for it to really cook
Ugh
Aryna would have beat herself to lose to JPeg
nice try Emma
>>157648276It'll have to be Iva because I don't think Alex is constitutionally capable of that
>>157648283It will either be a Sab 3peat or Mirra’s second slam.
Oh now she holds serve D:emma :(
>>157648283That's very much in the cards
jpeg sends another poor person packing, when will they learn?
>>157648299Coco will clear Mirra
To win the US, jpeg will have to beat Sabs/Lena. Emma beat Sakkari/Leylah kek
>>157648307No, I think she’s fairly mentally sound now. She beat herself in their previous meetings.
>>157648303lel
east coast bros... im sleepy
>>157648315Mirra is her pigeon. 0-5 is not just beating herself.
>>157648359These things change. Whites are waking up and gaining race consciousness.
>>157648368>>>/pol/ is over there champ
>>157648382No, faggot. Listen: my shaman led us on a guided datura awakening and we saw, cumulatively, Whites waking up and reclaiming the earth that is rightfully theirs. I’m Hispanic, but I saw a White world. We live in a sick society, and the absolute state of the ATP/WTA proves that. You KONNT have a Raducanu playing someone like a Sabalenka. Because… the semen... when you drink that much male semen, that high protein life, you become male, a man. And that’s what happened to Sabalenko, and playing against someone like Radacanu, it’s just not fair.
>>157647953Elena is so pretty, it's unreal. Shame about the coach situation.
>>157648618Women like bad boys anon
>>157648359>muh she just keeps returningBy definition all of Gauff's opponents beat themselves because that's what her uninspired style of play is all about. Some are just more prone to beat themselves.
>>157648283That could never happen
>>157647953Jess 'Mommy' Pegula wins again
>>157648739And in 2023 it was 46-19 unforced errors. Yet somehow Lena is the one who's lucky when she beats Sabalenka with 26-25
>>157648778T H I G H S
>>157648664And Gauff absolutely deserves 0 credit for it though?
>>157648963Not in the form of the disgusting Slams she won she doesn't.
>>157648778if she doesn't win her rich daddy is going to have some stern words for the manager
>>157648618>Elena is so pretty, it's unreal. Shame about the coach situation.Yeah her facial structure is insane. I don't understand people's problem with the coach; there's plenty of examples showing that Rybakina is not someone who's a pushover...
>>157648382You sure told HIM, anon!
>>157648618>Gets to order Lena around the court>Goes home and has sex with her>She pays him hundreds of thousands of dollars for thisSweetest gig in the history of man.
>>157649120>I don't understand people's problem with the coachone woman got the ick so she tried to sabotage his reputation and a bunch of other women piled on because 'believe all women'. this only stopped because elena herself told everyone to fuck off and leave her and him alone.
>>157649179>this only stopped because elena herself told everyone to fuck off and leave her and him alone.GOATna GOATkina strikes again
>>157649421>ankle socksokay eva anon you have my attention
>>157649474
>>157649484nevermind
Tennis now consists on having a powerful serve and just Pass the ball expecting a mistake?
>>157649625you should watch some of the old classics with mcenroe and borg. now that was silly tennis. serve, stand at the net, hope you can volley the return. every fucking point for 5 sets. boomers still insist that's the pure soulful style. i never agreed with that take.
>>157649637There was a point in the late 80s and 90s where the meta was build the point from the baseline and finish at the net, that was peak
Well how about that. Zverev going to get two in a row now.
>>157650025*this year no consecutive
>>157650025Thank you Ben!
wow mens tennis truly is dead
She's getting that No.1 today or she's going to choke it away for the Nth time this year?
>>157650275I think she's going to do it, she looked so happy and excited when asked about the rankings in the post match interviewJust needs to play like she did against Osaka
I had a difficult night. Can I get a qrd on where we are now
>>157650327
>>157650360Oh man noskova lost? Man that stinks. I hate sabalenka so much and noskova is so kind and lighthearted
>>157650394yeah :/still, her best ever us open result and an amazing season overalland coco's beating sabs in the final
>>157650413Yeah. She really did well for herself. She's really maybe the It girl for the next decade. And so pretty and kind and gentle. She has great thighs but you don't get that whore sense from her. She's grounded. I hate sabalenka hopefully coco mauls her.
Zverev was playing the long game the entire time. Sinner and Alcaraz burnt out at 25.
>>157649421Umm Based gentleman
>>157649120she is so pretty
penics on court 5 one after another, then grand stand for doublesjana on court 7 all dayalso jana is up against an already college player, so it would be embarrassing to lose
Just took a nap, gang
>>157651297I love junior girls!! So young and nubile
>>157650394>noskova is so kind and lightheartedBased and Lindypilled. Also, this is a great image to show how deceptively big she is (Flair isn't small and has huge heels on).
>>157651372She's definitely a juicy babe That's what's gonna carry her over the next ten years she won't break down
>>157651427She's pegula juicy but also not disgustingly ugly and also mobile and athletic
>>157650299I for one am shitting my pants
>>157651372She needs to stop eating junk.
>>157651591I'm more worried about how messy her room isI don't tolerate that shit
>>157650394Why do you hate Sabs? I like Lena more, but I don’t find her hateful. Osaka on the other hand…
>>157651745Yeah Osaka is a complete miserable cuntI hate sabs because she's so over the top and affected, plus her groaning which is clearly dirty gamesmanship. Also she should actually be winning so many slams and just constantly fucks up. All these reasons combined
>>157651757Yeah, the screaming/grunting is hard to listen to. It’s why I can’t stand Shelton on the men’s side. Sabs is a head case for sure—she choked hard to Coco when she should easily have won that at the French Open a couple years back. She’s been on a roll lately, though. As long as she doesn’t get into her own head too much, she can beat anyone. A Sabs/Lena final would be kino, but I hope Mirra wins.
>>157651790>As long as she doesn’t get into her own head too much, she can beat anyone.She's always in her head though and only battles out of it about half the time. Mentally she's very vulnerable in finals.
>>157651817I think that’s changing a bit, but this is why I like Lena—she doesn’t react to anything. She just plays.
>>157651866Lena is a huge choker
>>157651745I don't hate Sabs either but the groaning is incredibly annoying. I've also never ever believed it's something someone has to constantly do either.
>>157651866>I think that’s changing a bit, but this is why I like Lena—she doesn’t react to anything. She just plays.See for me one of the things about Lena that I love is that she DOES react to things but it's more a demure smile or a muttered "leave me alone" to Vukov or a judicious "come on"
pennis
empty stadium
>>157651943I'm nervous but confidentCam on
i can't find a working stream
Just turned on Sky Sports, and they're showing the juniors kek. Literally inescapable.
>>157651943I mean its still early and after last night match for the boys that went on till like 2am nyc time
>>157651992https://freestreams-live1h.pk/tennis-channel-1/
>>157651992liveleagues is working for me
>>157652008>>157652016ty
It's over
CAM ON
Rybakina in a crop top. Makes me think.
>>157652072>>157652082>snapistaWhich German is this?
first set not kris :o
>>157652097Me
>>157652097Not me (the one you usually converse with)
>>157652100She was 4-1 up!
>>157652186she's super angry now and leads 3-0 (with 2 breaks) in the second!
>both can't return>lena keeps faultingAdvantage Zheng.
>>157652246She's stressed and shitting her pants. Can't buy first serves, 2 DF already. She needs to wake up and realize she's much better than the other girl.
OMG that volley fuck you doin
Man...
it's over
>another uear of Sabalenka being fucking number 1 Ugh...
Lena Bros...?Not like this
Set 2 Kris!
you dummies i thought she was actually losing and got excited. cant call 3-5 first set losing.CAM KRIS rybafeeva :(
why is rybakina so fraudulent?
keep thinking penises are old and like it's their last slam but no, they are just built mature like maia
Kris new racket
cute chinese grunts from sun
This really felt like her year. :(
>>157652368Arooooooooooooi
That's 5 break points thrown away now right?
>>157652384Yeah
kris bounce
Lena can still win. Zheng should get tired.
Stadiums that are only a third full make me sad :(
>>157652417This is like 500% attendance for womens sports
>>157652368Why is everyone here so obsessed with the Penices? They never seemed very impressive to me. Is this /tennis/ or is this /nonce/?
>>157652354She’s not, but she’s hurt. Can’t move as well as normal.
Break up with him Lena
>>157652421
>>157648778>Jess 'Mommy' PegulaShe's fucking repulsive. Have some self-respect, you degenerate.
>kris
Kris :(
kris :(sun :)kinda want to see jana take her down in the final
I'm following on Google. Oh my god what is happening. Come on rybakina you MUST win Think of /tennis/ please
>>157652330Holy fucking thighs wow New thigh queen Thigh queens:This girlLindy novskovaLeolia jean jean
cam on lena
very lovely voice on this lass commentating the paola anna match
>>157652496Jean jean has just a little bit of that healthy sexy cellulite too. Would love for her to sit on my face
>>157652485We are so back
Annika vs Dot starting
>5-1The most dangerous lead
thats better lena
>>157652567I’ll never forget when Snigger beat Jeanx2.
1 set away from #1...
Never in doubt, Rybachads
MAKA CAM ON
pushkareva is absolutely obliterating paola
jana soon!
>>157652795Russia who's that blackie you posted yesterday with Jana mean grilling her? I love mulatto bitches with euro features
>>157652835i mean, kat is pretty tanned, but she's a pure czech
>>157652863No it was the blackie in the blue dress? Remember? You posted the video of her walking out and Jana like staring at her lol. I love Jana btw
Anna :)Paola :(CAM ON JANA
>>157652876oh that girl, jordyn hazelitt
Maka :)
that lost break point is going to cost her #1
Jana cruising in practice court mode for the moment
>>157652835>I love mulatto bitches with euro featuresyou should probably take a look at tyra grant if that is your thing
>>157652975malygina is kind of cute
camoooooon lena!! you have 15 minutes to finish this or i'm switching to jana full time
Rybakina will win!
baka
CLOSE IT OUTCLOSE IT OUTCLOSE IT OUT
Pls just hold pls pls pls
Serving for #1...
Bros I have tuned in now to a stream, but on phone so I can't talk. See u after rybakina wins!!
Elena :)
WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lena :)#1 #1 #1 !!
LENA :)NUMBER 1
wtf jana slow down. called me mum and suddenly the 1st set is over
LENA :) >>157623592>
Ahhhh I'm so happy
WE FUCKIN DID IT LETS FUCKIN GO
lel you could hear that lena just won from jana's court
where is the on court interview??
Finally a decent looking #1
>>157653134
well she crawled over the line, could have been broken with that passing shot that was missed by Zheng in the prev service game and also 40-0 in Zheng's service game she nearly messed up.
>>157623592>Posts that didn't age well
>>157653134Not only decent looking but also not insane. We needed this. The sport has healed
thx vukov for your big peen
>>157653148Dude Zheng looked like a serial killer at the end I'm literally scared of her
ugly AIDS riddled sexually abused whore scams her way to #1?? trash sport
>>157653122>we
>>157653171Lighten up man
>>157653170Women's tennis has always been a meme.
>>157653134Well done Lena
seething mutt is the cherry on top
>>157653170Wow. Maybe you need a nap?
>>157653200think u do cuz ur dreaming if u think she's hot.
nooo jana dont cry wtf there's no need
>>157653219She's just solid. Not a super model, but cute. She's extremely nice, not bat shit crazy, has a great temperament, and is great at her sport. You can't hate on rybakina man, that's callous
>>157653194desperately clinging to the aids meme in late 2026, that's how you know someone is pissed about Lena's comeback
“You know… I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like me. I don’t mind being the first to do something and getting trashed for it. This happened when I talked about mental health and for some reason it’s happening with my clothes lol, I’m literally Haitian it’s in my blood to be this way, as long as the people after me have an easier path it’s worth it.” --- Naomi OsakaHow classy.
Best drop shot of the match so far goes to malygina
>>157653267>I’m literally Haitian it’s in my blood to be this wayso woke it becomes racist
Penickova mom?
/sp/ is a Mirra board
jana is so kissable and huggable and lickable
>>157653267Le Introvert Face
CAM ON MIRRA
why no kat in jana's box :(
>>157653385Can she no longer larp as japanese?
Yelena L)
>>157653354jana is really tasting her own medicine today
>Eala’s hairline
Oh wow!! I had no idea! Coco andreeva what a treat!! Sadly, I won't stay up for this one. In fact, I think I'm done for the day. Good night gang. Stay good be well. C u all tomorrow for the recap.
Mirra on a mission
jana :) : ) :) gorgeous cutie!!
Jana :)
Damn, Mirra. Wow.
maybe stick to running the 100m dash or twerking at the club
dotty takes it to the third!
coco gauff yoyo mah
Good thing I closed the Lena stream after the first set break, if I'd have watched she'd have lost.
Cori Dionne Sisters?
>>157653669
>>157653649this match is really good! very close!
Mirra 6-2, so far so good
>>157653649
First set mirra !!
Andreeva is beautiful
just how fraudulent is iva :/
how come black tennis players always act like "we was kangz n queenz"? is it just the upper class mentals of tennis or?
>>157653827because they all act like that regardless of randomly winning a tennis major as a teenager
I would let her coco all over me if you what I mean
>>157653916She knows EXACTLY what she's doing btw.
I hope the cutie andreeva wins and gauff dies a horrible death where all the family members also commit suicide
>>157653827They can't see themselves as being a part of something. They must always be the center of attention, always the main characters.
the penises about to be out :(
>>157653916
>>157653974A bit rude but also kinda valid because I don't want to see a loopy Gauff FH ever again
W O U L D .
wow dotty! bad day for penics
Here we go again....
dotty :)annika :(
dot :)annika :(i had to switch over to a different stream for mirra. i was on espn and the shot selection and commentary was so pro-gauff it was unbearable. camera on gauff 90% of the time, commentary all about coco and how coco can win and what coco's thinking and let's discuss coco some more.
cam on tea and tails!
>>157654133ESPN is unbearable when americans are playing, and even worse when americans of the dark variant are playing
>>157653669Don't give up on her when things go wrong!
>>157654209cute!
>>157654209dumb whore
>>157654163Yes, it’s unbearable. I can’t stand muttmerica. When will Whites finally wake up?!
>>157654242Today you and him are best Israeli desu, good to have you both :)
>>157654275when /tennis/ wakes up and stops worshiping uglies
Don't let the crowd rattle you Mirra, you're the better player, come on
Andreeva on fraud alert
Sad serving :(
*throws stuff at gauff*
great rally from mirra there!
can caca just snap xer ankle already or something
>>157654334>>157654379what did I miss?
This is horrible holy shit
>>157654455Mirra was down a break in the second set but then Canuckbro threw some stuff at Fraudff and Mirra broke back thanks to him
>>157654479did he throw maple syrupo? feces?
The dual choke very nice
Ahhhh should've made that one Mirra
is she a retard wtf
>>157654536She's never shown that much resistance against Gauff + 20.000 people rooting against you, she's mentally very well
curious development. mirra has decided to play gauff's lame defensive game against her. gauff is getting the better of the very long rallies. yes, gauff is the one who looks most frustrated and gauff is the one blowing the following points.
tie-break!lessgo Mirra!
Nervousness:Me > Conchi > Mirra (hopefully)
That baseline battle was one of the dumbest thing you could ever do Mirra
>39 shots
damn, fuck this subhuman but that shot was perfect
yep that's definitely the plan now
Fricks sake another long rallye she loses on mp
Retarded taking it in the air
K I N O
please andreeva, kill this lowlife
Mirra giving the Coco the inverse Rafa/Fed treatment is hilarious
And Mirra rattled because she couldn't convert the mp, to 3 weg go thendumb dumb dumb
Mirra too passive on that match point
fuck this
Lena in 3Mirra in 3:)
i wanna be a bug to be crushed by rybakina
the strategy works. gauff is coughing up the errors.
>>157654877
Is andreeva usually this boring?
>>157654945I want her to rape me
>>157654982Describe an exciting tennis match
what was that??
rybafeeva/anna :):)dani/tea :(:(sodapop/hollie :(:(>>157654982no she's doing this deliberately as a counter to gauff's boring style
>>157654995Not pushing
Coco :)
Andreeva is a mental midget
MIRRA YOU FUCKING RETARDO>>157655002But Coco is pushing way more than Mirra?
that was real dumb and not part of the strategy -___-
I thought they made hapas attractive now? She just looks Mexican.(Jessica Pegula, billionaire, playing today).
>>157655010F A C T S .
EVERY WINNER IS OUT MIRRA FUCKING HELL
>>157654209This should be re-edited to have the Osaka comments last kekkekkek
The only reason women's tennis should not be expanded to 5 sets is because I hate Caca and don't want to see he win rates improving.
>>157655155But she has endless stamina and would probably still win
>>157655016She’s boring too
Lena is going to take care of this anyway *shrugs*She beat her in Toronto and will beat her here
>>157655181That's what I said, she stands to benefit even more than the other top playerss from it. If she suffers a career-ending injury I'll be fully on board with a change.
b*ys are almost done, janakat soon on court 7!
Is there an American athlete more astroturfed than Coco Gauff? Sorry, ESPN/NYT, nobody will ever care about her.
mirra :(
>>157655244Please kill yourself man, you don't deserve to follow any player
Mirra :( Lena will obviously avenge you, no problem here
uhh mirra sisters?
>presentermy fatigue is at dangerous levels
iva vindicated
>>157655286they need their black "heroes" and this is the US open and the US director has the button marked for all her entourage. Her irritating coach and whoever that fat bastard next to him standing up on every point if she loses the point. Her family being shown every other point.
>>157655294don't remember asking you who i can and can not follow, and how to follow them
Coco “Nigger” Gauff
>>157655286It’s unreal. They simp for her unlike anything I’ve seen since Serena. They act like she’s the greatest player of all time.
>>157655325she skipped press. probably busy with another photo shoot
>>157655341It's all so tiresome. I had my fill of that nonsense with Ben Shelton last night, though at least he's a man and beating Alcaraz likely made him something of a household name. "Coco Gauff" would elicit nothing but confusion from anyone who isn't a libcuck that reads The Athletic.
>>157655396>https://www.instagram.com/p/DdFJowxGoBA/lol posted like 5 minutes ago Absolutely good to see her and Shitala never winning anything of note lol
>>157655309i brace myself for agony
>>157655395I always turn of the volume and did for the Rybakina match as the commentators had irritating voices. One thing is for certain I would not have any commentary on with a black player from the US. I understand bias, I understand all countries that host GS's will push players with the relevant flag next to their name. This is on a different level tho
>>157655448We're only winning in this week fren
hopefully Lena doesn't relax too much now she has the number 1 position, the pressure is off regarding that and so should consolidate despite the crowd being on Gauff's side
janakat alert
LET'S GO JANAKAT
>>157655700:3
iva with the OTHER nguyen twins
also notice jana not in her sexo outfit.. probably thought it was too lewd
>>157655761iva having a peek :o
>>157655779i would too
iva always has a date pov picture
>>157655468It’s truly unbearable. Reddit is obsessed with black players. If you don’t like them, you’re racist.
first set janakat!
>>157655809gorgeous
>another nig moves up in the tournament.GG, hobomaxxing is looking really good right now.
>>1576557613 2 1
>>157655859think 3 is kylie who seems like the whore of the bunch
>>157655910I can fix her
>>157655809>those pupils
>>157655935imagine taking ecstasy with ivathat would be too much
Yall niggas just racist. Coco is an excellent player.
penises destroying the brazilians at least
>>157655988that's like super concerning, they took janakat to a tiebreak at wimby
>>157656003would be keen to see janakat play the penises though. if they get through rybafeeva and anna next round and penises get through their next round they meet in the semis
wai ti wasnt even paying attention to this 2nd set and they lost it...
what the fuck!!!
kat...
:o
>>157656040they are about to lose to a jeet
:(...am speechless
WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJANAKAT :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(its okay to cry now jana im crying too
bros...
the run is over :( wow :(
whats the point of this entire tournament now :(
Mirra :( expected, but stillhad match point too; that hurtsKaterina :)at least that's somethingDiana/Elise :(
not sure who to root for now: ksenia / paola, penics or push / rybafeeva at least there's still singles for jana
cam ashrob!
>>157656173>match pointshe had 2 match points in that 2nd set tiebreak
missed hernot looking good for ash and robin tho...
>Mother gets taken into hospital mid afternoon with possible heart issues>Have to follow Mirra v Goof on google via shitty NHS WIFI, Mirra loses>Left hospital at 10:30pm>home in time to see JanaKat lose and blow Jana's calendar slamyeah as days go this one can fuck right off
>>157656534sending good vibes for your mum <3
>>157656534Phowaaaar amazing
>>157656673Literally the best serve on earth :)
>>157656534hope she'll be alright <3and there is always another day for tennis things
ksenia and paola also lost their doubles match :(
2nd set ash robin!!
kittington's prayers
>
Getting #1 against the same girl who started Iga's downfall and who just embarrassed her again a few days prior :)
There were so many doubters that kapt predicting her downfall from 2022 onwards Israelibro, I could probably cap a 100 screenshots, but I'm just happy now :3
So lets just win a secons GS win this year desu
fuck sake
>>157658023Right?
>>157658262my brownies are better
>>157658311In the last 70 years though
goddamn it!!!
what the fuck ash!!
>>157657641I definitely doubted but it was purely for shit posting purposes kek. Congrats on your fu being #1
>>157658311>Post about raping the players>Is a Browns fanOh fuck, it makes sense now
>>157647953LENA SEXO LENA SEXO LENA SEXO!!!!
>>157658710hate that bum tho, i was a baker fan :(
>>157658710Now that you mention it... he only started acting out after this Lamar trade desu
>>157658745Your orrganizisation will make every player SHIT
omg from 8-2 down to 8-8
they won!! ash robin :) :)
Ashlyn/Robin :)nice comeback
>>157658761You follow NFL, Germbro?
oh of course its siniakova and townsend in the final
>>157658954Yeah Seahwaks for 15 years or so
>>157658982browns for 23!
>>157659003You won -.-
>Being a Br*wns fansThe fucking grimmest of grims tbqh
>>157657641>>157657679
The crowd is anti-Zverev for the domestic stuff I bet
>Its everyday bro>Dutch vs GermanI thought the brother wars were over?
>>157653505Coco has won!! I'm awake bros. It's almost 4 am on the continent. It's raining. I had weird dreams. I was the sheriff of Belleville new Jersey and on my first day in office I went to get a pizza at a bar across the street. Then I was a fat Chinese woman that had nothing to do, sleeping in a sad boarding house, so I took the subway to go hiking. Then, I was in Croatia, living with my mom I think we bought an apartment, or an apartment was being sold? I'm not sure what I was doing in that one
>>157660693Man, I was just thinking how great it is for tennis that sabalenka is gone. We really needed Lena at #1. I really also thought more about why I hate sabalenka so much and it's just basically this complete lack of perspective. She's just really dumb. She's up there a complete wreck, talking about alcohol, and it's just like, dude, like it's tennis. You're a millionaire. You are breaking down for no reason, can craft and make your environment as comfy as you want (environmental stress is the biggest problem and the biggest cause of all of life's ills for regularl folks), and you can't get it together? Fuck off you're a clown. Then you have that weed shit. Like, eastern European fucking pathetic hick. You're gonna joke about alcohol but all of a sudden like smelling some weed is like where you want to take some kind of moral stand? Fuck off you disgusting cunt. Rybakina has none of that garbage. Today was a great day and I hope she stays at number 1 for a long time. It's Linda and rybakinas world now. Iga and sabalenka the retard head cases ARE OVER. GOOD RIDDANCE STUPID WHORES
Had a nap. Missed Ash and Robin.Ash/Robin holy shit!!!! :D The doubles team entry for fun who were supposed to lose first or second round at the latest have accidentally made finals as a joke.
>>157660997U had a nap????
>>157661064Very restful. Zverev almost done ahead of schedule here.
Attaboy zverev :)
>>157661133Another thing is, man, is that for me, anyone that says bad stuff about weed is automatically a fucking idiot. It's not even like a thing today, in 2026, it's absurd. It's absurd. It's insane to have anything bad to say about weed, to posture about it, and then to just make it like alcohol is perfectly fineLike you're a fucking literal moron, unthinking rat subhuman. I don't respect you You know?
>>157647953i wanna lick her armpits
didn't realize they were down 2-8 in that third set tiebreak
>>157663122can't play tennis with that body. not a good spokeswoman. wilson should hire vendy. doesn't matter nobody knows who vendy is. put her on the ad you sells rackets.
>>157664488tummy
>>157664516https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tennis/2026/09/09/wta-tour-risks-running-out-of-money/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_photo_risks-running-out-of-money/
lol
>>157664521WTA corporate is certainly a shitshow but this article was written by two women who don't really know what they're talking about in terms of financial analysis. It's clickbaity fluff.
Rules for getting No.1 ranking:>Getting most points>Condemning Pootin>Condemning Drumpf>Condemning Big Yahu>Condemning Xi>Condemning Kim Jong Un>Condemning Erdogan>Praising Hamas>Praising George Floyd>Changing your profile picture to black on black month>Changing your profile picture to rainbow on pride month>Supporting Trans rights>Supporting abortions>Supporting the vaxDisgusting she got the No.1 ranking
>>157664649Do all that and the ukraine players still won't shake your hand
Sup gang I just woke up again this time I'm super fresh. I do polyohasic sleep Man it feels like a dream, I'm so happy for rybakina and also the entire tennis world. I hate sabalenka so much I want her to die I don't tolerate people like sabalenka
>>157664660I hate Russia but these Ukrainian idiots aren't doing themselves any favors by being bitches about it Like, they're on the right side, just be cool, man. U know?
>>157664488Really cool how Kazakhstan saved her with the support. Russia is moronic bro the poor girl was looking at potentially going to the states to play college ball until Kazakhstan stepped in Being born in Russia must be like the ultimate curse in life. They can't do shit right
Man I love weed so much. My happiest days of my entire life was when I was a massive stoner and high literally all day and life
do the other girls not like mirra?
>>157664915No one likes Zheng. Mirra is loved compared to zheng
>>157664535Man she is just an athleteI’m not staying awake and ask myself what Tsuu thinks about politics.Just play ball so we can get some release from this hell realm
still cant believe janakat lost :(
sup dogs. it's afternoon now. the rian is gone, it's sunny. how are we feeling int he aftermath, are we basking in rybakina's win? i hate sbalekna so much that disgusting fucking russian cunt fucking rat subhuman alcoholic trash whore
>>157666059>“So far, I don't feel very good on court here. I've somehow fought my way through the matches. I haven't had very difficult opponents. I'm not satisfied with my performances. I don't feel my forehand at all,” said Jana Kovačková.i'm mentally prepared for her last juniors match todayshe's clearly not super motivated to stay there, especially with no kat to have fun with
>>157666275noo dont quit tennis jana :(
it just feels like a massive relief, to have a nice normal girl like rybakina anchor the womens tour. bro like, sabalenka was oppressive and just so fuckin disgusting man. and then u have iga the other head cae.honestly good riddance bro. it's linda and rybakina's world now. go away no one likes u sabalenka
>>157665742Luv Marta. Think it's cool she made it to top 10. Don't be lesbian plz.
>>157657289I miss the time when he actually posted cats
>>157666426She's married to a guy although she barely mentions his existence
>>157666426She deserves it. Has had an excellent year.
>>157666676What a fun girl
>>157666676>Camera doesn't show itOne fucking job
>>157666736
>>157664488During the discussion with her coach during the Zheng match you could see how the black dress barely clings to her body. Felt like it could slip down at any moment. T'was distracting.
>>157664660>Do all that and the ukraine players still won't shake your handWho of course have zero problems playing in the US and Saudi countries
>>157666676This clip is nothing without the shot of Mirra bawling into her towel at the same time
>>157666768my favorite chapter of history booksThe Saudi-Ukranian war
>>157666782sorry mirra bros :x
>>157666793kek at the backflip.
>>157666793>Won RGLast laugh desu
>>157666782>>157666793Lmfao wow
>>157666792U can't suffer In Czechia all the top 5 good looking tennis girls are there Plus u guys only have 12 eppo court cases for stolen eu funds versus 25 for Slovenia and CroatiaTruly a great place. In my next life I wish to be Czech ( a REAL country) What do u think it feels like to be white in a Balkan nigfer shit hole with dinarid yokels?
>>157666792>Oppression and brutal treatment is fine if you're not the one on the receiving end of it
>>157666793Most people find this funny because it seems incidental, like that clip of 2 players shaking hands, then one celebrates while the other slams her racket on the ground.But in this insrance there was no handshake and Kostyuk is part of a group which rotiutinely puts targets on the backs of Russian WTA players and demand them to denounce their country's government even though they know they still have families living in Russia. Mirra was fucking 15 when the war started. This clip isn't funny, it's full of malice and hostility.Anyway Mirra later beat her it counted :)
/tennis/ - underage girls and politics
>>157667154>t clip of 2 players shaking hands, then one celebrates while the other slams her racket on the ground.navarro boisson lmfao wow so great yeah i can see it for the easterns, they'r efucking pathethic, brutal people. fucking disgusting countriesfunniest shit is they'r eall the same thing i dont get it>>157667308love underage girls bro i'm so glad /atp/ splintered off becasue of that
Iva2 :)Franimal :)Lucie :)Mika D:Katie :)Aoi :)CAM ON MAKA
>>157667356>Franimal :)*Franimal :(
honestly out of the eastern countries, I think Ionly rate Czechia and Estonia bro. real talk everythin else is just abysmal dross. barely human. u got these fuckin dinarids over here , swear to god. lowest of the lowif ucking hate croRATia so much
>>157667356>Iva2 :)>W15 Hurghada 8 (Egypt)honestly she should at least reach the final thereotherwise there's like literally no hope for her
mto for sun
>>157667669overheated iva vibes from this match
>>157667697Yeah :( She can't close out this set
Sun is such a pain in the ass
totally losing it :c
Thought it was kinda odd that Sun was wearing a cross, but then I looked at the stats
Tiebreak! Go maka!
>>157667750
Nice tiebreak you bi- not very good tennis player
Pissed that straight away
:/
Jana on come on let's go!
jana is live!
>>157667925>>157667925>>157667925>>157667925new!
>>157667911i love herbut how the hell is she gonna play adult tennis?
COME ON LENA
