retirements and shit
Games goneCountry's gone
I piss sitting down at home (I use urinals if available)
I seriously just want to physically fuck someone up
>>157648566not me please I’m a nice boy
>>157648541Crisp Darcy Moore
I vividly remember where I was when the news on The Sydney Five aired. My single malt slipped out of my hands and smashed all over the tiles as my disbelief grew. Me own fookin swans! I thought. My attention then turned to noise coming from my 5 year old son’s bedroom which could only be akin to the sounds of two silverbacks fighting. I walk in to see a dishevelled room with Isaac scrunching the posters of Isaac Heeney he had put up on his walls, tears streaming from his face. Suffice to say our family changed that day, changed by the actions of a few men who would change the culture of my bloods, as well as the culture of Australia for years to come.
>>157648709three slaps or fewer thanks mate
the shitney scums are evil
I love sugary treats
>>157645557Yeah, but both are apparently targets for next year which makes sense because they don't have anywhere near enough to trade for either this year. This means any improvement from them next year will have to come from the guys already on the list. Meanwhile Cats are bringing in Butters, Greene and Marshall, Hawks are bringing in Merrett and maybe Petracca, and Brisbane and Fremantle already have better lists. Brisbane will lose a few but had a lot more quantity and quality of youth, and will probably get Rivers. Melbourne is packed full of good kids so you'd expect them to naturally improve. They'e already so reliant on Dawson and Rankine playing out of their skin to break even in the midfield. Hard to see Crows improving much to match the teams around them next year unless Nicks comes up with a new game plan.
the shats aren't getting buttersthe only team that can afford him is richmond
>>157648962>the only team that can afford him is richmondSupposedly a distant third of the three choices.
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT
>>157649043Nick "Watching Finals from the Stands" Daicos
Anony "expat pedophile" Mous
crazy how jezza made more off his first land sale than his entire decade at gws. geelong players are really good at identifying land that's just about to be rezoned commercial/residential.
>>157649080An acceptable level of corruption that's officially all above board. It's simply the Geelong way: Do just enough to get away with it.
geelongseether is a deeply disturbed individual
>geelongseethershatspoof you'll never get this to take off
>shatspoof
>>157649005cope about it catsookpoot wants high draft picks for the little mercenary and the shats haven't had a high draft pick since the early 00s. compo bullshit won't do.
>>157649073>that neckdios mio
>>157649193it has been a thing for yonks and inspired sydneyseether and baneseether.
Really should get out of bed.
>>157649261why?
>>157649302kill yourself mickpaedo
My favourite snack? Sesame snaps
>>157649353>eating seed
Tits
>i spam le same 3 posts all day!you MUST slit your throat immediately mickhead
i dont get this obsession with mickhead and indians
Mick is based and funny
>>157649290I've just been told that's what people do.
>>157649423>and indiansyou wouldn't.
turn the vpn off you fat alco faggot mick
>>157648937Crows arent really in the race for Nas. They have to have a throw at the stumps though so they can tell people they tried and to drive up the price. In SA and WA when someone wants to "go home" theres only really one choice of club. The other only exists to drive the price up. Same way Port was never getting Rankine, Iggs were never getting Bolton, and Fred were never a chance for Baker.The hate runs too deep for most Victorians to understand
RUOK mickseether?
>>157649487I don't think they'll really be in with a chance for Day either. I can see both Nas and Day using Crows to boost the offers from their preferred clubs. Day could easily end up another Bailey situation where a free agent stretches out negotiations for a full season before the Hawks give him an extra year or whatever he wants to stay.
>>157649526me on the left
>>157649526Me on the left
>>157649526literally me on the left
>>157649539>>157649541>>157649543really really good read
you think you on the left but really youre the guy behindanyone listens soviet post punk deep cold synthwave deep doomer music while working
>>157649526footy players are such insufferable wankers these days
>>157645520>t.
*bangs hammer*
>>157649553You will miss me when I'm gone.
>>157649539>>157649541>>157649543that fat cunt is somehow on the coaching staff, i see him training with the lions when they're warming up at the gabba. i guess they needed a signature hefty bloke after dewey went to port.
>>157649573What's insufferable about that image?
>>157649356meant for>>157649454
>>157649595Mullets, loose t shirts and negrified handshakes. And wtf are they so happy about? Fuck these idiots.
>>157649581garvo dosnmonke
>>157649629crisp cranky poofter denied a perv
give it to me straight alf, are adelaide any chance?
>>157649720At what?
congrats to Brisbane for retaining the game breaking generational talent zac bailey literally the heart and soul of the lions and one of the best to have ever done it
>>157649724beating bane
>>157649733Probably not. They could hope lazy Bane shows up but they tend to come out breathing fire after their embarrassing losses.
liber stole my joke!I'm onto you, joke thief
>>157649755I thought it was pretty lazy of him not have his face shopped onto Kirk's and Bevo's onto his boss.
>>157649658:D
Georja Davies big sexy feet
thainonce got btfo last night
>they tend to come out breathing fire after their embarrassing losses.
>>157649526Me in the back with the cap onZac “few millimetres of bone” BaileyGoogle is deceptive
Some people call me the Space Cowboy.
are you lot finna watch the gridiron on friday morning
>>157649856Probably won't even be up.
if it's free then sureno way I am paying to watch it though
are you lads gonna watch the 3 hours of ads on friday morning
Have seen naarmgroids literally do mr.bsa posting irl the past week
>>157649867>>157649872>>157649880who do u think finna win?
>>157649854some call me the gangster of dubs
even American Collage football generates like 10x more revenue than the AFLstarting to feel like we're manlets in the world stage bros
even fags suck more dick than mestarting to feel like im a manlets on the world dick sucking stage bros
I cheated on my first and only gf
>>157649893We're a small country and the only one that plays it. We have a slightly larger total population than the state of Florida and that's only the 3rd most populous state in the USA.
>>157649908can only imagine our potential if we didn't have sellouts running this country
>>157649914Yep, our potential has been thoroughly squandered from decades of poor management and subordinate mindset.
>>157649905with a sexier slut than your ex?
>my first asmr>try on haul>yoga challenge>grwm
footo tonight
>>157649926wut
>>157649925Crisp
don't go down the try-on haul rabbit hole
Remember the hawthorn racism thing?>Critical to the abandonment of the probe was an interview the league’s “independent” investigation panel conducted with Indigenous great Shaun Burgoyne, who raised serious concerns about the inquiry and the conduct of Phil Egan – author of the explosive “cultural safety review” which triggered one of football’s greatest scandals.>Mr Egan is now awaiting a criminal trial in the Victorian County Court for allegedly stealing $790,000 from a body set up to help remote Aboriginal communities.
Nick Daicos' gf is the luckiest bitch on earth
>>157649961Imagine taking that tight arse every night.
might grab that red and white KC guernsey
>>157649978Limp
my longcats will mog and force fred to go wharfie time 2nd quarter wharfie time retired forevercap this
>>157649929jajajajajajaj kkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>157649978
>>157649983Bizkit iykwim haha
>>157649978its like a sick swans alternate guernsey
12 days until the brownlow medal lads
dont need umps who never played a game of footy in their life telling me who the best player is
>>157649914>>157649919Fuck you got mine not my problem
>>157650024mean the nick daicos award show
>>157650034Hop in.
>>157649905Just move past it lad. Any guilt or shame you have isn't productive going forward.
>>>/v/747195108
>delistedrekon he'll rope or too manic for that?
>>157650057It's over for cats this time.
>>157650062Let’s wrap our arms around him
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdAPriNB772/
Y'know those threads on /tv/ where anons list which characters they are turning into...this is me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0-i7fD5HGUyou know why
>>157649808Confirmed eDaddy cock slobbererHonestly pathetic lmao
What’s for dinner, lads?
>>157650135Leftover bolognese.
>>157649984based
>personal ownership is... LE BAD!!so true
collingwood really keen on destroying their future hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51JLbbDPV9s x
I'd rather be forced to give my money to a centralised governmental pensions deposit scheme than a shady third-party private corporate venture gambling on the stock market and lining crony pockets and I’m supposed to just kind of hope it turns out okay
>>157650160cool it
>>157650160Get a load of this raging antisemite.
Collingwood has announced a partnership with the Seattle Seahawks Not sure why this is necessary or what this involves
>>157650154>>157650173Really don’t understand this, especially why
>>157649854See you later.
>The NBA just issued a $30 million fine, cut 5 first-round draft picks, and suspended owner and president for 3rd-party endorsement deal for violating salary cap.Geelong would never face something like this, a penalty that they deserve
cal twomey’s calling it, jesse hogan to collingwood
>>157650194pies making a huge play for 10th spot next year
>>157650173Why not raiders? The cross merch would work
The Collingwood™ Retirement Fund and Home for Seniors
>>157650197>hey we wear the same colours do you want to spend money on our gay arse partnership>no thanks
>>157650194this is how collingwood are going to act forever nowthey are so grim
ow, a thriving community of neets this shithole is not. you fucks too lazy/sad/boring nto nevenn shitpost each other? might as well get jobs and be paid to be miserable, as opposed to doing it for less-than-abo-gibs.
>>157650206slow down there boss
>>157650187they'd have to violate the cap first ya dingus
>>157650211don’t shoot the messenger https://x.com/CalTwomey/status/2097571993562616070
im an incredibly lazy slovenly neet slob
welcome to _____________, Logan Morris
>>157650221three premierships in a row
>>157650221the jungle we got fun and games iykwim haha
>chick on hard quiz {topic: sunscreen wtf] is a irl rulesperg.
I’m a republican but tactically a monarchist because I can guarantee Australia would fuck it up if they went through with it
>>157650221the millionaire's club
>>157650005haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>157650221gws lol
>>157650228crisp me
>>157650005>>157650237>61 minutes later
>>157650160>I'd rather be forced to do X instead of Yjews are right about goyim
big game this week
Do you blokes have any advice for me?
>>157650254try blokes advice mate
"The Jews"What Jews?
>>157650254just be yourselfget your forklift licence
>>157650228I'm a monarchist for that exact reason.
>>157650226ikr
zaky bthe b is for based
But I'm a creepI'm a weirdoWhat the hell am I doin' here?I don't belong here
>>157650286Many are saying this
>>157650221a fourpeat dynasty
Weak era of football right now, it must be said
That's not an aesthetic bum or vagina desu.
>>157650293this made me asexual
>>157650293if you saw this in space youd think it was an alien
>>157650160>gambling on the stock marketwhat do you think govt pensions do
cats and lions for mine
>>157650293>mums be like when you mucked up as a kid
>>157650329>nnoooo i was wearing a ringers western jumper how could this happen to me im le heckin cowboy nooo
>>157650331haha *bonk*
>>157650329fremantlequalifyingfinal.webm
england vs pak on in 45mins. they're going to massacre pakistan
> every person in /afl/ i dislike is mickpaedo
>>157650160The first option, you are forced to hand your money over to the government who does exactly what you are complaining about.The second option, is that you actually have a choice not to throw it on the stock market and you can use the money that you retain to improve your life in other ways.
why do you guys like II SVGE sunglasses so much?
>>157650329why did he do it?
get the feeling essendon wont get three first rounders for merrett this year
>>157650329fucking gave me a good laugh thanks
Just don’t give a fuck about sports anymore
>>157650288crisp micksperg at the local hs
>>157650352bold move from essendon's list management team, let's see if it pays off
are farmers tradies?
>>157650352I guarantee you they will not. Last year was the time to cash in for maximum value.
Mickhead is not a pedophile!
>>157650371both parasites
not naming names but a lot of youse blokes have completely copied my posting styles
yeah i was pretending to be a huge poof haha
I am a Goddess
>>157650398we know micksperg
>>157650379I take that back youse are alright anyone wanna burgle me bum iykwim haha
>bamboo sleep pant: on>melatonin: taken>bamboo bed sheets: fresh>pedestal fan: onyep it's sleepy times
>>157650416sweet dreams mate
M&Ms are incredible expensive.
why can't we just have white and japanese immigrants for a few years?
>>157650428wow... just wow
>>157650329based and bonkpilled
>>157650429announcing a report iykwim haha
>>157650447woman moment
>>157650429meant for>>157650428
nuke India or watch your team threepeat
>>157650463sums up my plans for the year
>>157650463>nuke India>radioactive jeets flood Aus en mass>Fred threepeatwould be bizarre but for the lols
>>157650463like its a choiceX . X------
>>157650447rare triple bonk pull
global scammers and internet bot traffic would drop by 90% with the first option
It's not India's fault you guys don't have sex.
>Steam now requires Australian users to verify their age with a credit card to access R18+ games. You can’t even browse their store pages without adding a credit card to your account.
>>157650514you don't have sex either
>>157650518That is correct.
>>157650463I've already seen my team threepeat twenty years ago and back to back in the last two. I'm not greedy, nuke India.
>>157650517my steam account is 18 years old though
>>157650517Do what you want cause a pirate is freeYou AreA pirate
>>157650517Who has a steam account without a credit card anyway? How would you even pay for stuff?
>>157650517am i supposed to be upset or something
>>157650517grow up loser
>>157650526They don't give a shit. This isn't actually about your age.
recent teams to make prelims after losing a QF:>brisbane 2025>port 2024>collingwood 2022>geelong 2021>richmond and geelong 2020>geelong 2019>collingwood 2018>geelong and gws 2017>sydney 201611>recent teams to go out in straight sets:>adelaide 2025>gws 2024>melbourne and port 2023>melbourne 2022>brisbane 2021>brisbane 2019>hawthorn 2018>hawthorn 20169
>>157650532>govern me harder daddy
They're gonna ban GTA 6 here
the future is everyone living in their pleasant little 15 min city where they won't be working and instead sitting in your government designated residence all day gaming and wanking while on universal basic neetbux there will be zero crime because pre-crime will be in full effect and you will be happy
>>157650544
when you realise crime is being allowed to take place everywhere globally in 1st world cities because their training their models
>>157650547sevens as well what a get
>>157650551>theirlooks like your model needs some training lmaoooooo
>>157650517at least we aren't speaking german
>>157650555sorry I am shaking because I am scared all the time, can't think straight these days.
>>157650543They won't.
>>157650544>pleasant little 15 min citythe city:
>need id to verify to watch porn>this is fine>need simply a credit card to play some gay game>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>157650571nah they have to make it look nice so the normies think it's an upgrade over the current day to day lifestyle.
>>157650573with the jeet immigration trajectory it look nice at some point think about that
Nick "poofcunt" Daicos
disincentivising people from watching porn was actually a great move as porn is as bad as many illegal drugs for the mind. and at the same time, making it harder to buy games on steam is yet another master move as video games are yet another opiate designed to waste your time and fry your dopamine receptors. the only difference between super mario and the pokies is the skin.
>>157650581you are literally an immigrant into another country going to rape underaged girls
fuck up christcuck
I reckon that I will watch the (UEFA) football tomorrow morning (not the handegg yank shit)
>>157650588nothing christian about what i said you sad hedonistic fuckwit, porn is mind-melting mush and so are video games.
>>157650592no-one gives a rats arse wogbot
shut the fuck up you worthless uneducated bogan
>>157650586note how you didn't call me an indian thoughbeit
>>157650597Touch a nerve did I, Jaidyn?
im a scared little girl
there he is
>>157650600you might as well be champ
>>157650602hello dogsperg
>idiot
Homosexuals are huge consumers of porn and have lots and lots of sex but generally homosexuals are well educated, skilled and productive members of society
>>157650614who touched you bro
>>157650610too far
If I was gay my life wouldn't be different, I'd still be an incel
>>157650629Chin up Straffo
disgusting
Beautiful
>>157650643>t. Jaidyn
>>157650640SOVL
>>157650640>negro collideshant
>>157650640the mcg is such an ugly ugly building
>>157650640Yes, and the gridiron doesn’t help either
won big on the pokies tonight lads
The Japanese GF
>Front Bar cross-promoting the NFLAbsolutely disgusting
>>157650684What are you really gambling with?
You guys are so precious about anything american.
>>157650173this is sick
The carhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u8OWS4g8XM
>>157650710yeah nah i'm fuckin aussie as cunt fuck those yank seppo cunts getting offended by cunt we say zed and maths not like those seppo yank cunts
Thanks steam. Thanks Albo
>>157650743the lucky country
BONK
AFL logo could still be on the field for the nfl game? we going global fellas
>>157650788>never forgetnever forget what?
CORRRRR have you blokes seen the new Big Brother ad with /our/ Mel Tracina in the orange mini dress?
fuck up ftasperg
>>157650517>>157650743>you have to follow Aussie laws if you want to sell vidya to aussies!>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!
>>157650795to floss after after brushing
>>157650806>after
who here wasting their life?
>>157650788NAFL orANFLChoose your destiny
>>157650826More like gambling it away
Ah yes… Toy Story… my favourite book…
>>157650826Done me
Watching Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares
>>157650846UK or U.S?
>>157650846Why?
You blokes enjoy a bit of banter?
>>157650852Not really
>>157650848UK at the moment but I like both
how much does being a lollipop man pay? And how do a get a job as one
>>157650852No, Australians don’t know how to banter
>go shopps>my eyes hurt from all the uggoshow do you fuck ugly, what is this i don't even
Feel a burst of diarrhoea brewing.
>>157650890crisp JL drawing up Friday's gameplan
gee i hope i didn't brain my damage
>>157650823Fat but would.
>>157650852I pretend I do but deep down I'm seething. I have no sense of humour about myself.
>>157650912same but only because the tits are big
Ezekiel 25:17The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
>>157650917What’s it like being fat and gay?
>>157650951I'm neither of those things. Just narcissistic.
>>157650924Pulp fiction larp
>>157650951I don’t want to talk about it
>>157650924POOFTERPOOFTAH
just came to the exza (male) again
>>157650160How about neither, fuckwit?
Holy fuck, Melbourne is awful. Nigger-tier consumerism, overrated asfuck food and Chinese people as far as the eye can see, the future looks fucking grim.
>>157651036I'm pretty despondent desu.
>>157651036Meant Australia btw
Day 1 of no goyslop. Finna reinstall ubereats and get a membership again. 14 hours is a good run
>>157651039You're right to be.>>157651042Soon enough, baka.
>>157651043
Fucking Bug-Eyed Chinksits getting harder and harder not say this under my breath as I see another family owned take away place bought and sold away.
finna nighwalk
who the FUCK stops collingwood's forward line of hogan, mcstay, membrey, elliott, schultz and stringer?
>>157651036Where are you from, champion?
>>157651073>who the FUCK stops>hoganfoot>mcstayknee>membreysuicide>elliottplethora of injuries>schultzlack of talent>stringerteenage girl
>>157651066try leaving the suitcase in a less conspicuous place this time mate iykwim haha
>>157651096Antarctica
I hope Cake's parents got compensation. He destroyed their earner.
don't look up mehmet ozyurek
>>157651131Genuinely think that Bill Lawry has him beat
>>157651162meant gates
>>157651467feel like pure shit just want her back
>>157651110protip fr
>>157650586and not just any other country, a third world shithole with all the smells and sounds that accompany that (as well as a horrific scammy culture) that's utterly overflowing with indians. to the extent it makes parramatta look tame. thai sexpats who do the FUCK AUSSIE IS SUCH A HOLE DUNNO HOW YOU CAN STAND IT are genuine bugs.
>>157651541IN A BOX
>>157651580Go WEF btw
>>157651541she was comfy but lets not forget she oversaw the collapse of The Empire and the Islamification of the Isles decades before she even carked it.
>>157651622uncomfortable trvkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmZKR2Y3Jbs
kek buddy is still seething about meyou think about me more than i do ya big poof
swans
>>157649978that bills one works well
Theres a game today.
shall be watching the nfl
>>157654337sent ;))
>10 thirty five bounce on a thursdaywhat the fuck
>>157650788there's no way in hell all that paint will wash off for prelim week. they will need to fully resurface it over the week and hope it beds in
>>157655387timezzzones mh niqqa. It should also be noted today is RUOK Day. But instead of asking if you'ren OK, I'm going to tell you, that you are NOT OK. If you're reading this, you're not OK,.And mostly, its not your fult. Aoart from angry cunt and the indian and a few others, you've mostly been dont poorly by. This country will be the redheaded stepchild within a decade. No spine, no identity, tolerated by the neighbouyrs and slowly being bled. so you are not OK, neither are most.gmorning fellas, apologies for the rant.
>>157655510thanks pal i needed that
>>157655510Thanks for the reminder. My mate is having a hard time so I just texted him.I’ll be leaving this jewish hellscape known as jewjewcumland soon enough. So thanks for noting that.
>pal
iggs
>>157655938crisp
5 more games this year Cherish them alf
>>157655938>>1576559595:40 in wa
>>157655938>>157654337Fo Fo’s I’m tippin’Wood grain I’m grippin’Catch me lane switchin’ with the paint drippin’Turn yo neck and yo dame missin’
>>157655991tabla x
>>157655998
>>157655825the original and the best
Fuck me it's cold
>>157656020Fuckin clearance bin at the genetics store. Australians are usually handsomer than that, what gives?
>>157656112worstern pozzstralians are not even human, let alone aussies
R U BLOKES OK?
>>157655991couldn't give less of a fuck bring on cricket
>>157656112M888888 what about this italian gened hot to trot bit spergy sheila?
worstern pozztralians should be genocidediggers and dockies two shitcunt plastic franchises. they can both fuck off. fuck the wafl too
>>157656112this is our messi
>>157656201
>>157656223kill yourself sandcoper
>>157656255but my igglets are only a season away from winning the hip?
What's for brekky lads?
>>157656291Two black coffees, you mate?
>>157656291750ml DARE double espresso no sugar added PROTEINMrs Macs beef bacon cheese pieAnything less than that is gay
>>157656319Yeah I was thinking about roasting a sausage roll for brekky four and twenty though (propah brand).
>>157656215Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157656365What's for brekky legend?
>>157656365You know if you started doing this in 2022 it may have leaked into the broader internet and MSM by now. Not too late?
>>157656461what'd you have for brekky champ?
>>157656472I fast until 1pm
>>157656472>>157656319
>>157656201fucken hell, no more coffee for you. you want 10 mins in the cool down zone and some gummies? I can boot up the whale music playlist or some enya if it helps. but that sort of vitriol is best left out there.
pozztorian
Do you think swans could beat bane if they played against each other again in this finals series?
>>157656005TA BLAABLA
>>157656655maybe, maybe not. be pretty embarrasisng if bane lost twice.
>>157656655I could ask if brisbane could beat the Swans. It all depends on whom you ask. By your phrasing alone its fairly obvious you're still shitty at such a devestating loss of face.
>>157656694just a neutral wondering what the outcome might be
>>157656655After 16, 22 and 24 I won't believe Sydney will ever win another grand final until they finally do
Good morning alf
>>157657110morning cazzie
took a huge shit and now my ass is bleeding
>>157657220Crisp bane going on field against the swans last weekend
>>157656195I think her friend is slightly better. But also looks like a slight retard.
>>157656655
>>157657643I am partial to a retardo-hot italianoidChipmunk spicoid is okay too
>>157657820She’s beautiful
>>157656020Why does he wear the hat
It’s impossible to quit alcohol
>tfw work systems are down and you wfh
>>157658208Immortal genetics
Aaron has made his way to Moone PondsCalled an amboTold the ambos he fell down and in painSpeaking to him I asked have you been drinking?The ambo said oh no thats the pain reliefWhat did you give himHe has the green whistleOh he might like thatI gave them his history of past 14 mths of taking off calling ambos going to hospital etc He needs to catch a train home I told Aaron I am not meeting you at a hospital you can get yourself home. This must stop.
No footy today
>>157658377aaron btfo.....
>>157658415We call it footo here champ
>>157656655yes. problem with warner and heeney is they are selfish players, able to break games open in 5 minutes but also able to sink any chance the team has of winning particularly when its close. theyve been stars for so long they get lazy and tend to wait outside for easy releasing handballs or run through a pack and overshoot the ball. sydneys mid stocks are quite deep, the young guys who have been given a chance to prove themselves are playing out of their skins as the future of the pullman 5 is uncertain and now is the chance for them to solidify what is essentially the rest of their careers with the swans.blakeys slowly been getting worse over the season whether its been injury or something else but he also tends to turn it over a lot. theyve essentially swapped flash and highlights from marquee players who have blocked anyone else from the centre (while also being smashed in clearances for most of the year) for players who have been held back and are now being given one chance before the uncertainty of next seasons team composition is set in stone. serong torched neale, brisbanes prime transition player early and fagan dragged him while trying to reinsert him when stoppages were away from the bench, rowbottom ended up on him but the damage was done.I think theyre unironically favourites due to the chips falling as they have and remind me of the dogs 2016 flag side.
>>157658300>tfw pauline will end this grift and theres nothing you can do about it
>>157658671just need to raise another two million!!!! donate donate donate!!!!!!
Does anyone have that statistic that says every team which has won ~14 games in a row has made the grand final? kek
SAY NO TO TOPPING YOURSELF
>>157658588I have to agree with everything you laid out here. the antithesis of legal documentation, but it feels like its been written by someone with either a law researchers exp or has been exposed to a lot of summaries. the 2016 dogs nail hit home too.
>>157658671she only rides her own grift whilst pretending to decry the other grifts. sleight of hand, not very original either.
>>157655490They are, completely relaying the turf. They basically just got lucky that there’s no games in Melbourne this week or they’d be fucked
does anyone actually care about this cunt?dosn man me im over just fuck off sheedy and hird exile them
Dayne Zorko will play on next year at the age of 38
>>157660502A handful of Essendon old guard do and they happen to be extremely influential over that completely dysfunctional club. I hope they give him a job so we have to watch McVeigh struggle with a horrendous bottomed out team while that cunt sits their plotting the whole time and trying to steal his job. If they have any sense at all though the one's trying to distance the club from Hird will keep him away. Would be good drama for everyone else though.
>>157660750This bitch sounds unhinged and like a complete fucking moron. I have a really hard time believing women about anything based on past experience.
>>157660502BRING HIM HOME
only 5 games of footy left
>>157661317Crisp
>>157661317These are the games that matter.
only 20 quarters of footy left
As you get older the quarters will be getting shorter.
>tfw no quirked out chungus british ps2 playing zoomer gf
chucked a sickie today ladswent to the local cafe, bought a takeaway 'fee and 'wich, drove up to mount macedon and ate it by myselfvery peacefulsome days you just need a break from it all
>>157662260basedmy rule of thumb is if i ever dream about toil then i take the next day off
>>157662260You sound lonely and depressed mate
no ones lonely when they post in alfeveryone is welcome even dumb tradies
>>157663501Don't feel very welcome when people reply to your posts with "[insult] [club]sperg".
>>157663525that means you are one of us
>>157661003applied for a fourth slap yet mate
Notice how there's no AFL are le ebil supervillains rhetoric when the NFL is coming to Melbourne like there was during the World Cup. Wogs may have IQs similar to jeets.
>>157663628no but steven bhagavad gitay
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
>>157662260*be's looming*
>>157663628NFL is not in competition with Aussie Rules football like soccer is.The AFL released the draw fixture at like 3am when the socceroos were playing. They're petty as fuck.
>wogbot still chiming insorry champ youll have to wait 4 years before anyone gives the slightest shit about wogball again lmao
>>157656655if bane and swasn met again in a GF brisbane would absolutely rape them
if bane and sydney meet in the finals bane will absolutely rape them
surely last year’s QF -> GF is proof that no two finals are the same
that argument works both ways lol
ordered me a western ringers pair of boots
>Saints interested in LobbAbsolute basket case of a club going after that pea heart.
>ESSENDON would like to get a future first-round pick for defender Jordan Ridley amid interest from North Melbourne, according to AFL.com.au's Cal Twomey.lol
>>157662260>>157662336
>>157663956Nothing wrong with the Lobbster. Found his calling in defence but Bevo kept making him move to ruck/forward, etc.He was interviewed after the Adelaide game on the ABC and from memory it went something like, "happy to fill in where the team needs, but hope it's not the ruck" so of course the Saints are eyeing him off as a back/ruck.kwab.
ordered me a pair of western ringers boots i can keep in the byd shark
>>157664133been driving many fire trails lately?
>>157664151not yet been too cold
>>157664159too cold lol perfect for winter camping you sook fucking own a 4wd and worried about a bit of cold
>>157662260>*be's seeing you out and about while "sick"">*be's taking piccy of you and sending it to my fellow HR drones*>*be's frantically calling the others to verify that they received the photo*>*be's smiling smugly when your phone rings and it's HR calling you in for an immediate meeting*
>>157664173no i mean it's too cold to light a fire idiot
>>157664173mind your own business
>>157664197>too cold to light a fireJust bring your own wood from bunnings, newspaper and firestarter bro process it down into kindling with a small axe walah you have a fire.
>>157664230>firestarteri'm not garn waste me sniff unna
the joke is many boong tribes lacked the ability to make fire and instead had to rely on lightning strikes or some other act of God to get a flamethey even paused wars when one tribe's flame was about to go out so they could get some more kindling
>>157664256Real advanced people.
>Australia is the country most interested in the NFL outside of North Americagrim
>>157664256beautiful culture
>>157664256at least we're not speaking german
>wood from bunnings citycunt core
What an outrageously boring day.
>>157664320would be nice if someone would post roadtrip pictures
>>157664336in particular the scene in the change room where the girls are discussing men and the camera zooms into their breasts
>>157664278thought it would have been canada or mexicowt heck
OH N-
>>157663956he treats clubs like pokemon. what a sluzza he is.
pillbug lad you here mate?
>>157664351is "young gun" nas?
what's this new social media credit system they're doing?
>>157664349Canada has their own code of football with its own league. It's still gridiron but it's played on a larger field, has one more player on field for each team and has only 3 downs instead of 4.
>>157664362no but slater may
>>157664364Nope. Apparently the Flying Viking is looking for a way out after just two years.
>>157664362Not a pillbug mateI'm a human being worthy of love and respect
>>157664376that would kind of give them more reason to follow the NFLif we had a huge neighbour that played a sport that was 90% identical to AFL I would probably watch it
>>157664381good for him. st kilda is a shitshow and will always be one.
>>157662260You ate coffee?
>>157664256source?
>>157664389Tell em King
i wish my nickname was "the flying viking"
You have to wonder with these stupid government laws whether the NRL & AFL should now be rated R18+ considering it's impossible to watch a match or even a talk show about the game without copping a huge amount of gambling advertising.Amazing to me that 20 year old G rated games like Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow could now possibly be classified R18+ under the new laws due to heavily pixelated gambling in the game, but real life gambling ads & websites are so easily accessible.
>go on 4chan>participate in multiple discussions on various boards>get called a jeet at least 30 timesthis is the life
>be a jeet>get called a jeetwow, groundbreaking stuff
>>157664473Perhaps stop posting like one?
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>>157664351What's funny is that Tauru has the same manager as Leek Aleer and apparently they are very pissed off with St Kilda and rumoured to be partly driving this desire to leave them.
>>157664278no, brazil and germoney already did this malarkey. each paid about 10m to stage it. we';ve paid...a substantual ammount more.5-0 is what I've heard from those who'd know at least something about it.
Rams or 49ers?
>>157664473I only get called a jeet by jewsMaybe stop spouting brown opinions
>>157664419mine is the road train
my footo team sucks so much arsse (dosn)
Any tips on how to get the belly button to stop stinking? Gave it a thorough cleaning last night and now it reeks again.
>>157664568Why are you smelling it?
I'm guessing that delicious grilled pork banh mi and a cold can of beer is something you'd all rip on. both were excellent. and no shit, but even get a tradies discount. boom swans 'hip '26.
>>157664557huh, why?
>>157664569Was cleaning some lint out.
Was gonna do something with the day but just belted my knob three times.
>>157664570lgm
>>157664572Was too big for regular things. Overflowing from chairs, etc.
>>157664570Where’s the filling? How much was your jew roll?
>>157664572sorry took an oath to never tell anyone
Had an 'R U OK' doughnut earlier, tasted so cheap and nasty I wanted to die.
>>157664586there's always one. what a whingy little FAGGOT you are.
>>157664586kek
>>157664570too much bread
the roll does look a litle light i didnt pay much attention. it was carried up-down in abox from the shop to site, so a fair bits slid down to the bottom . was bright purpz too like beetroot.
weird how afl players put more grit into their game and cared more about the badge and the fans when they were only making like 1-2x the national median wage. now they're making almost 10x that amount and they're always feigning injuries/illnesses, getting new fresh haircuts every week and avoiding tough contested shoulder to shoulder challenges.
500 for iggs
>>157664617He's right. I thought the same thing when I saw the image but I didn't care enough to post at the time. I will voice my support of his opinion though.
>>157664570
>>157664586>jew roll>porkdumb goy
footy later
>>157664702>>157664702>>157664702new and shit
