>Lap:#8547>Countdown to Madring GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157634215>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:228>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:238 (237 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 267 (+25)RUS: 201 (+18)HAM: 191 (+8)NOR: 171 (+12)LEC: 155 (+0)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 468 (+43)Ferrari: 346 (+8)McLaren Mercedes: 287 (+22)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 204 (+15)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 75 (+5)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 840.49 (+77.02)HAM: 593.03 (+53.42)LEC: 570.62 (+81.99)>News:Kimi Raikkonen's son Robin, 11, signs for Red BullUkraine federation calls for Russian sanctions by FIACharles Leclerc to avoid F1 Spanish GP engine penalty despite Monza crashKimi Antonelli like “AI agent" that's always getting better, according to Toto WolffDeployment shortfall left Verstappen feeling 'like a turtle' at MonzaMcLaren to "review" racing between Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri following Italian GPJuan Pablo Montoya: Mercedes should have double-stacked George Russell and Kimi Antonelli at MonzaLewis Hamilton issues calm response to Ferrari fans after Charles Leclerc contactMax Verstappen admits to ‘serious’ talks with McLaren and Mercedes
>>157651629stay MINDED cunt
alonso negative pole
nugimi ha datte janai
nigger
ginger
hurup
Ferrari should contact this chick and tell her to break Antonelli's heart so we can have a Ferrari gunning for the title (Russell won't do shiet).
>>157651666he is dating a jew
*dies offscreen*
>>157651670Fuck so that's why he's winning no matter what happens. onii-G(63)R has been out mazal'd!
sharl
>>157651684mental retard, instead of protecting team score he went for an "open p3 gap" and lost, due to his own retardation
>>157651684I still don't understand what he was thinking. The move is gay itself similar to picrel if you catch my parabolicrash
gimi
i have an excellent /biz/ idea doomed to succeed; we need to build an f1 team and run a wet-lease operation for some useless shitters like williams, then they can start to win again and we earn trillionsanyone on board? not a lot of places left
>>157651629Is Kimi happy or confused?
>>157651684sharl + start = shart
>>157651715>>157651738charlie keeps trying to show the world he is better than hamilton
>>157651738hamilton has done that hundreds of times
>>157651684wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>157651672>i am simian to you
check out these dubs
>>157652059kwab
>>157652064did you enjoy white boy summer 2026?
Willy livery is clean as fuck. Straight dapper.
>>157651629Do you always watch full races or just clips?
>>157652119
Why is the FIA posting about max talking about v8's ?
another 180deg right hander, might be another kino Leclerc moment
>>157652119i watch
>>157652270he's been dicksucking abduls all year
Do you think we'll reach 10 safety cars, or will it just be straight to red flag every time?
>>157652270bit of context?but i'm guessing mbs is desperate to be liked by fans so he wants to bring v8s so that people view him as the saviour of f1. however he's too much of a bitch to stand up to the manufacturers so they just point out that max said it first
>>157652642>red flag every time?this 100%
>>157652642red flag everytime, the curcuit it way to small and narrow for any vsc or sc stuff
>>157651629redbull didn't want gimi sr way back whenthey have learned their lesson
>>157652690calm down
which current driver is most likely to be addicted to bbc bnwo anal sissy hypno cuck trainer porn?
>>157652872no
>>157652877someone here wishes it was ollie
>races 12 days later Gigachad /strongmind/ Stroll vs Virgin /weakmind/ Abdul
I'm going to drive tractor trailers for a living /f1/
>>157652119i watch the pre-show, the build up, FP1 - FP3, but i turn the race off after Turn 3 on lap 1> little to no overtakes bruvrather tickle my pickle to WMAF on a sunday morning
>>157652877Sir Lewis Hamilton
>>157651845This is Kimi overjoyed and proud.
>>157653086stroll got shit on by alonso, bro
>>157653316in fact, stroll got shit on by all his teammates except sirotkin
Jensen butthole
>>157653360sirotkin got shit on by stroll, bro
>>157653434exactly
I think George Russell can still win
>>157651629meant papua new gimi kwim ha
Thinkign makes me sad and hurst my think meat
name at least 1 song that you recorded on your own cassette tape from the radio or you're a zoomer
>>157653674strawberry kisses nikki webster
>>157653674fuck this takes me back. used to tape entire radio shows. there was a small radio station that did a great underground dance chart.
>>157653674friday by rebecca black
>>157653674this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA
THERE IS STILL A RACE TO WIN
>>157653731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOUKJTpizC8
>>157653674
will alex albon ever win a race in his career?
>>157653971No.
>>157653674Fröbelin palikat - LeijonanmetsästysThough to be fair, it was actually my dad who did the recording seeing as I was 4 year old who could barely tie my own shoelaces.
Lads I just won a race in George Russell's Championship Forecast Racing 26
>>157651629
>>157654188
>>157653586I think George Russmell is a big ole homo
Toiletsh
i would love to see her lap vs amx in f1 gaym
>>157655114sexo
Thanks BBC for this unbiased article, I sure think Charles is THE PROBLEM™ in Ferrari
>brits are now seething because of sharl, not amxprove that sharl has it
>>157655114TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>157651684>takes apex in turn 1>which leads to losing it in turn 2>goes off track due to own short-sightedness"sharl was in the wrong tho"
>>157655240why you follow BBC? did you mean to subscribe to air force updates?
>>157655370I don't follow it, if you click on a couple of news article in the Google app it will start showing you notifications with new articles about that topic
>>157655402grimmo . prefer to avoid jewgle anything me
https://youtu.be/6Nb-prB-4P0?t=68lance if his dad didn't buy him an f1 team
>>157652119I watch the start then come to this thread and post gimi then do something else.
>>157652119Watch FP1, skip FP2 and FP3, watch full qualifying (incl. for sprint), skip sprint and moan in thread about them, watch first 10 laps of the race, check back in 3 hours to vote for Hamilton in the KWAB poll, go on with my day
>>157655370>air force updates?i understood that reference
>>157652119just go to a live timing site and check how they're doing
>>157651684TeamLH on homicide watch.
>>157651684brutal how poois outplayed sharli don't what he was thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgsEaACaaA 0:28 kek
i think f1 is good actually
>P6
>>157651684Shamilton has been in F1 for going on twenty years and he still hasn't learned not to put himself on the outside of a chicane. Literally a rookie mistake.
>>157656598>still hasn't learned not to put himself on the outside of a chicanYOU CANNOT JUST PRETEND THE CAR ISNT THERE. THE FUCKING GAS ASS APEX CORNER OWNERSHIP BULLSHIT KILLED RACING IN F1 AND YOU LIKE IT
>>157656524*thanks just leave it at the door*
>ynr the great abdul shitting
>>157657113Get put into the wall bitch. Any retard can refuse to brake and try to force their car into a gap that doesn't exist. That isn't racing. Shit like "rules of engagement" where you measure who's wheel is where at the apex is what ruins racing. Shamilton has problem going up the inside to pit maneuver someone and pretend like he accidentally understeered but as soon as he gets treated like the dumbass bitch he is suddenly it's not fair.
>>157656151retard
>>157657174no youre just fucking dumb. having free reign to run people off is why you dont see long multicorner battles anymore
every time kwabmilton shitted during the globohomo era, the fia would retroactively engineer a bizarre clause to justify not penalizing him so now we have to deal with bullshit like you can divebomb someone and they're forced to leave you space for the rest of the lap until they scrap the rule for the next pozboi
Successfully dodged the draft for years until my bitch aunt snitched that I am hiding on Sakhalin, so I was forced to go to the mandatory check-up, but the family doctor didn't like a lump on my throat I thought was my Adam's Apple getting more visible after losing weight, so I went for a more extensive check-up and found out I have stage 2 thyroid cancer, so I am now free from drones fully turning into me, but will soon be thyroid-less.F1 terms: Renault cheated the weight limit, reported by Marussia, faced a 5-second penalty for the rest of the season.
>>157657553tf is wrong with your aunt?sorry about the cancer tho
would you rather have cancer or get pozzed in the head
>>157657617>tf is wrong with your aunt?F1 terms: she likes the current regs and MBS
>>157657553I'm glad for you broskiIs your aunt single?F1 related because Colapinto has a single aunt
>>157658371F1 terms: she scored only 1 point this season but it was taken away after the driver was caught fully turning into another driver every race
are you sleeping at your parents house /effwan/?
>>157657553so is this a glass half full or glass half empty kinda thing and you're going to die in 3 years
>>157659891F1 terms: Despite the perpetual punishment, Renault is looking to continue racing without withdrawing from the season
>>157659993that implies the eventual transition.....to alpeen
>>157660179another cancer... grim...
>>157660179
>>157660214clever girl worked yourself out of that masterfully
>log into f1tv to see the race schedule>first thing I see is thisman why is f1 so cringe and gay
>>157658980Both his parents look normal, what happened to make him look like he does? Recessive grug traits?
>>157662607car autism gene many such cases
Hey Charles
Hamilton retires next year yeah?
>>157663685hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>157663685unlikely
should i cop? only 385000 yen
>>157663988What is that, like $600? Rip it
>>157663988i love these; i used one of them the last time i was late and needed to get myself pozzed in the head
>>157663988>$2500what size motor?
>>157663988>bodywork enclosing the wheels>mirrors>four strokeNO
>>157664178>he doesn't want to rip these home half cut after a pub session with the boys
>>157663988where would you even ride this lad
>>157664273I will rip a proper kart with a two-stroke, direct drive (ideally air cooled) engine, exposed wheels that launch any cunt who crashes into me from behind into orbit and rock hard tyres that somehow only last three sessions before becoming unusable instead
i remember when i started karting my dad wouldn't get me new tyres, blueprint the motor or even get different sprockets for over a year and wondered why i was coming last all the time. then one day i got new tyres, bought a "backup" built motor second hand and had gearing actually suitable for the track and i won all 5 races.
>>157657339You have no idea what you're talking about. If everyone has to compromise their natural racing line because some retard tried to hang it out on the outside when they were as far back as Hamilton then that means that the driver on the inside will get screwed every single time and the optimal strategy just becomes diving into a corner like a moron because you know the other guy will either be forced to have an unnaturally slow exit to accomodate you or get a penalty. You 70 IQ fuck.
>>157657553>Sakhalinvgh...hope the weekly earthquakes arent too haard on youget well>>157657671>F1 terms: she likes the current regs and MBSkek
>>157658980sr has red eyes, does he 420 in public
>>157664340>>157664468holy shit Danny Ric is literally posting in /f1/thank you for bullying the shit out of the nerdy cunts at your school btw
/f1/ had ball cancer germannow we have thyroid cancer russianand /f1/ cancer canada flag
>>157664815don't forget 45 year old australian neet (also cancer)
>>157664820AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR I'M 42 NOT 45
I like the Jeddah track but not as a gp, its a great quali track, they should just do like 10 quali laps each.>>157652864
>>157664945not sure why I was (You)'d there but that's okay buddy
>>157664978Am special
>>157664815safe and effective
wake up euros, im bored
>>157656060thank you>0:28 kekwhy did he do it>>157656151that's your own fault>>157665123go to sleep
F1 is extremely soulless now. I don’t know who 90% of these drivers are. Why do you still follow this?
>>157665155you only have to care about the merc drivers, the ferrari drivers and the rb drivers. it's not too different from 2010 when you didnt give a shit about algersuari or scott speed.last year you had to care about mclaren but not this year since they are not in competition.
Is George Russell the current favorite for KWABOTY 2026?
>>157665196moer like KWABOTD 2020s
I have to admit, the track looks shit. I don't wanna consume.
are chadders will sort them out
KWAR
I would donate money to have Cadillac removed from the grid
>>157665252I have contacts in Syria who can help with that
>>157665252that would only bump kwablonso to 19th place, though
gooning like an absolute braindead drooling retard to putalocura porn in order to sternly honour the upcoming madrid gp
>>157657617boomer/gen X women in families are always unhappy. if they're miserable, they want everyone miserable around them to show they have some power in the family. > truly a mental case if you don't care that your own family loathes you for stupid shit you did
>>157663820if it wasn't for Charles binning it 3x, he'd be like 30 points ahead of Hamilton. its what i've always said about these mediterranean lads, they're too emotional
>>157665252i'm looking forward to them putting Bryan Herta's son in the car and then laughing when he can't race for breaking the 107% rule
