CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 1>Tuesday, 8 September 202621:00 Real Madrid 2-1 Inter>Wednesday, 9 September 202621:00 Napoli - Arsenal>Thursday, 10 September 202618:45 Fenerbahçe - Roma21:00 Como - RB LeipzigSERIE A - MATCHDAY 4>Friday, 11 September 202620:45 Venezia - Fiorentina>Saturday, 12 September 202615:00 Genoa - Frosinone18:00 Lazio - Bbilan20:45 Atalanta - Cagliari>Sunday, 13 September 202615:00 Lecce - Monza18:00 Napoli - Bologna20:45 Sassuolo - Juventus>Monday, 14 September 202618:30 Como - Parma18:30 Torino - Roma20:45 Inter - UdinesePrevious >>157625201Reminder to count your cans of tuna, pay respects to Don Micio at the old catnip chapel, make the monthly tribute to the Neapolitan whisker syndicate, keep tabs on the Sicilian kitten families, and do not forget that the Lombards are mobilizing, keep your claws clean, your cannoli warm, and stay Giampaolopilled.
negru
serie/a/
Tag Force KINGS how are we feeling today?
nihao
@duccio any theories for silo s4?
>>157651781Maradona was a Black King
>>157651861first self aware argentinian ever
>PlayStation Plus Extra and Premium welcome a host of games this September:>- RuneScape: Dragonwilds>- WWE 2K26>- Ball x Pit>- Date Everything!>…and more. Full details: https://play.st/3UITpixRelated to /seriea/ because balls and pits are 2 of the core pillars of this thread.
>>157651959This is the thinnest month yet lol, that's ass
On Monday, an OM supporter shared an account on TikTok of a sexual assault she suffered on Sunday evening in the stands at the Vélodrome stadium during Marseille's 2–3 defeat against Paris FC. "As I was sitting down, I pulled my T-shirt back," she recounted. "My fingers were wet. I looked at my dad and noticed a smear of semen all over my T-shirt and on the back of my trousers, right above my buttocks. At first, we thought it was spit. It was extremely viscous, and semen has a distinctive smell. There was no doubt.""I felt dirty—like a piece of shit," continued the young woman, who stayed for the entire match and contacted both the police and the leaders of the 'Dodgers' supporters' group to report the assault. "It was a messy situation; I had it all over my fingers. I couldn't go to the restroom to wash it off. It’s a situation I wouldn't wish on anyone."Contacted by RMC, the Marseille club issued a statement saying it had "been informed of the particularly serious incidents reported and wishes to offer its full support to the fan concerned." OM also stated that it had contacted the fan and offered to assist her with the necessary steps "in order to help shed full light on this situation." "OM will make all information in its possession available, cooperate fully with the relevant authorities, and take whatever measures are deemed necessary based on the facts that are established."
>>157651847Still have to watch the last 3 episodes of season 3 so none yet. But from what I read, I'm excited for what's to come!
Allegri better not embarrass serie ass tonight
Nera sí, ma se’ bella, o di naturafra le belle d’amor leggiadro mostro;fosca è l’alba appo te, perde e s’oscurapresso l’ebeno tuo l’avorio e l’ostro. Or quando, or dove il mondo antico o il nostrovide sí viva mai, sentí sí purao luce uscir di tenebroso inchiostro,o di spento carbon nascere arsura? Serva di chi m’è serva, ecco ch’avoltoporto di bruno laccio il core intorno,che per candida man non fia mai sciolto. La ’ve piú ardi, o Sol, sol per tuo scornoun Sole è nato; un Sol, che nel bel voltoporta la Notte, ed ha negli occhi il Giorno.
>>157651975>get jizzed on>not only do you stay for the entire match but you wont even go the bathroom to wash
Hans Dieter-san... please take it easy...
>>157652091as the saying goes, "never wrestle with a woman, because you'll both get dirty and she likes it"
>>157652092>Cubarsi 140m
>juve legend lichtst-ACK>>157652091She stayed to inform the police and find the perpetrator. She also mentioned that she couldnt go to the restroom. Not that she didnt want to
>>157652092Another Gayenoord lineup, another Whitest Player of the Team Award for Valente
>>157652092>Valente(C)Is he the longlife Lazio fan?
>>157652231do you think the woman left the part- I mean stadium with the perpetrator later in the night, leaving her father behind?
spent a week nolifing Yugioh World Tournament 2004, it’s a shame they had to make the card game completely unrecognizable because classic ygo is so good. playing Tag Force GX next, GX era is when my interest faded as a kid but the new cards look fun right before everything started going to shit with the motorcycles. at the very least I have to play in honor of Antonio (real /seriea/ heads remember)
>>157652285>>157651828
>Grosso to Paratici: "I don't feel up to it; if you care about me, sack me." Here is why Fiorentina wants to sue him
>>157652092>I can owl Feyenoord nice. Also check 'em
>>157652297wat
>>157652261Yeah, he even played for the Italy u20 and u19 teams I think before switching to u21 Oranje (debut against Italy of all teams) and later making his debut for actual Oranje.His dad is Italian and an actual Lazio lifelong, but somehow ended up in Groningen where he fell in love and began working in a pizzeria (totally not a money laundering front).
The only ones who understand football are clearly Fiorentina fans. You need to create a staff made up of Viola fans, that's the only way to win something. They're better than Italiano, Palladino and Stefano Pioli. I can't reason with Fiorentina fans, I'm sorry. I understand the argument about the Italian language, “football was born in Florence”, Dante Alighieri and acting cool, but enough is enough. I have the television viewing figures: Inter, Milan and Juve are the most watched. Then Napoli and Roma. After that, Catania, Cagliari, Palermo, then Lazio. After 10 teams, Fiorentina is still not there. They live with the idea of being the most interesting team in the world, but only Florence is interested. They think they are very good, very strong, but it's not true.
>>157652285>(Quick Effect)>(Quick Effect)>(Quick Effect)>(Quick Effect)>(Quick Effect)
>>157652303the fiocretina effect, he would rather be taken to court than have to train them.
>>157652297>Grosso to Paratici: "I don't feel up to it; if you care about me, sack me."
>>157652306What happens in Groningen?
Udogieoh World Tournament 2004
>>157652365Students, an oasis of civilisation in the rugged norf, eggballs, dried sausages, spiced cake and distilleries making the spirits you'd expect in cold parts (jenever, vieux etc.)
>During Woltemade's entrance, Douglas Luiz asks Spalletti if they'll stay at two with Koopmeiners. The coach confirms, but the staff interprets the gesture as a request for a substitution.
>>157652399Cheeky eggball with the lads?
>>157652403So the Locatelli sub was indeed his choice, fucking hell I'm sorry Spalletti I criticized you too harshly
>>157652297>I don't feel up to it; if you care about me, sack me.
>>157652293It’s definitely noticeable how techy EVERYTHING is now. You get access to good monsters but you only get scuffed spells so it’s hard to play around some random common card that has its own synergy effects with the field spell and every other spell and trap card. In WT2004 it was the other way around, you got good spells from the beginning so the upgrade from Chud Bungler #3 with 1350 ATK, to Gemini Elf, was negligible
>eggball isn't an American sport for women going through menopausewell I'll be damned
Was Adeyemi that player with the Albanian influencer gf that scammed elderly and had guns lying around the house?
>CbS g0ynews EXCL: An [redacted] air force boing C-17A Glow master III has landed unannounced on the Zuerich Airport.Is /seriea/'s own malnourished lolcow moving to the big leagues?
>>157652479You can bet he is #FuturoSecured #WeAreSoZuerich #GrandeRafa
Luciano looks so good in that colour
It's raining pipestems
>gayenoord
>>157652532now thats intrasting some defending duccio
Lole
Lmaoo 3min in and they are getting embarrassed. They were sliiiiiding lmaoo
>>157652297Commisso Jr tenure has only just begun but it already resembles Cecchi Gori Jr's
>>157652416looks tasty
I hate Faginha so much it's unreal
Whatever you do, do not look up the latest result by bbilan in Europe
I just scrolled back 560 days and still haven't found it, wtf
GOLAZO
Just conceded a gole from a player rated by Belgio #2
Golazo Adeyemi
Why doesn't xie post in /laliga/?
For me, it's /lageneralisima/
Adeyemi non-raters once again shown wrong, ball knowledge just isn't for everyone
>>157652718Please understand, it can't help itself from watching on how a team does what the bbilan couldn't. A very particular kind of cuckoldry
>>157652751antonniemi was great desu
hadj mousse is good
We prefer the nickname Sword of Allah
Lmao another one
Lmao2
volpato bros...
nikolavlasic
GOLAZOYAMAL
Lmaooooo
Five goals?
dear diary,today the noord has been gaye
Some gud moments from Valente, Zechiel, Read and Hadj Moussa, but the defence clearly isn't ready for this level (yet). Especially when Braphinha is on it like today. Too much to chew on for now, but hopeful for the other matches in the CL this season.Sborrworthy pass from Valente, shame there was someone a toe's length offside just before.
It's quite incredible that there are no neapolitans in /seriea/
cam on napolecani
>>157653932There was a larper when they won their third sculetto
>>157653932the last one left here after the title celebrations was driven away by a job offer
Douglas Luiz had been called up for the Brazilian national team. No call up for Bremer.
>>157653990>Gabriel BontempoMagnottabros, the enemy has returned...
santos reminds me of rodrygo
>Gasperini in the pre-match press conference for Fenerbahçe -Roma: "Greenwood? Nothing against him, he made the best choice for his situation. He went to the country where beating women still isn't a problem."Lole
>Pedro morisco Brazil stealing /pugliesetalents/Also can be arsed about the bhampions absolutely 0 interest
you'll never zanardi alone
>>157654110>Also can be arsed about the bhampions absolutely 0 interestHow so?
alisson is a donkey
#8 on this list is about to ruin your night
Our mercato targets used to be Alisson, A'zion Suzuki and Vicario
>>157654212limone is the highest paid coach in the world lmao
THAT Odessa A'zion webm, I know we're all thinking it
>>157654252with how he handled that UCL final his wages are quite low frankly
I'm not watching, have Nabule crossed the halfway line yet?
>>157654333yeah they have actually looked better
Bijol scored
>wasting a sub on goalkeeperallegro is in physical pain right now
>Noa Lang has not been included in Napoli’s Champions League squad for Wednesday evening’s match against Arsenal. According to sporting director Giovanni Manna, the Dutch winger’s exclusion is due to “inappropriate behaviour”.>“Lang behaved inappropriately on Tuesday, so he will be watching the match from the stands alongside me,” Manna told Sky Italia on Wednesday ahead of the Champions League match at the Stadio Diego Armando Maradona.>“He has already apologised to the squad and the manager. He understood that he was in the wrong. We have put this behind us. He will be available again tomorrow.”Lang moment!
>>157654806Swiss-coded acting right there
>>157654806he too saw the Maradona murales in OP and brought too much pot in the locker room to honour his memory
>>157654836I'm yet to meet a Swiss that "understood that he was in the wrong" tbqhwyf
How many goals has PSG scored today? And against what team? What's their calibre? When was the other time they won a game 5-0?
Lol how bad of a match is it?
>Rodrigo ZalazarVery rateable name
>>157655054Classic allegri
For me, it's still Zépiqueno
Raimondo!
ahhhhhhh luccaaaaaaaaSave meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
holy shit
at least they're receiving the 5 stars universal basic income
Lucca is one of the worst "strikers" I've ever seenjust an absolute totempole
allenegru really managed to crash napoli with no survivors already
#GrandeRafa
#LoyalToTheEnd
>serie a is getting humiliated once again in the cl without Milan
A team that was kicked out of the CL by a team that lost 5-1?
Notice how she wrote "once again", since bbilan's absence in UCL is now a tradition rather than the exception to the rule
who lost to Feyenoord?
>>157655556Off by oneSame difference as when the Ukrainian prostitute left
>>157655556Good job triggering all the printeristi
>resorting to namecalling
I will never understand why de laurentiis rewarded allegro with a CL run when he failed to qualified to that same competition with milan
>In 2 years Conte never lost 3 games in a row at Napoli. Allegri did it in 4 games…
Let me check quickly
>>157655666Howling at that pic, nice digits too with the dubtrips
>>157655657is he trying to instant transmission cell?
>>157655657Why is he doing the Charlie Kirk sign
>>157655722Foreshadowing
Sleep tight /seriekirk/
Juventus’ injury list continues to grow: since the start of pre-season, there have already been 18 injuries, 10 of them muscular, amounting to a combined 200 days of absence. Three starters have undergone surgery, and at least six players will miss the match against Sassuolo.
Alejandro Inarritu's new film "Digre"
Am I retarded in notcing the recycling of managers from one big Serie A club to another?? >Conte: Juve, Italy, Inter, Napoli>Allegri: Milan, Juve, Milan, Napoli>Pioli: Inter, Milan>Gattuso: Milan, Italy, Lazio>Inzaghi, Gasperini and Sarri are included tooA closed shop cartel between "elite Italian managers" when there is a lot of managers waiting under them that can succeed. Put Palladino to coach Napoli with his brand of fiery press and passing and Napoli could have beaten that Arsenal team today.
Wow, this guy might be onto something! Someone get some investigative journalists involved because this could be big. Forget the Pulitzer Prize, we may be witnessing a once-in-a-generation breakthrough in sports journalism. Truly groundbreaking stuff here, scientists are baffled, historians are taking notes, and multiple news-desks just committed suicide for not noticing this earlier...
mother of god
Kojimabros… I’m going to try and wake up in case this is a nightmare…
>>157652311It ain't the Nintendo days anymore.
I need germanos thoughts on thisWhy are apple not only admitting to wiretapping and transcribing everything word said around you but bragging about it in the release yesterday Is it a warning to all the schizos or something?
>>157657053They’ve been the same dinosaurs for the past twenty years; Italian football is beyond saving.
Good morning!>No senior Italy call-up expected for Cissé. Mancini and Ranieri are watching the Milan youngster, but he is expected to be left with the U21s for now.Mancini will destroy the azzurri (again)Also got invited by my new team for after work drinks eventhough I only start working in october
>>157664437after the coof glowies found out they don't have to hide shit anymore
please please please can some fra do me a favour and download via yt-dlp from raiplay rino gaetano docu and upload it on google drive or some shit for me and others to downloadhttps://www.raiplay.it/video/2026/09/Rino-Gaetano---Sempre-piu-blu-32bc7dbd-207a-43db-b090-7b53c1994b46.html
>>157665023Is there not a torrent of this?
Rino Gaetano? For real?
/tv/ idea: The hateful eight but it’s Marotta, Cardinale, Carnevali, De Laurentis, Lotito, Tony D’amico, Paratici and Giuntoli in the house
>>157662563We need to kill Hermen lol
Amplifico mufa
>>157665182https://x.com/hideo_kojima_en/status/2097877506401681753Really curious what made them want to cancel it after announcing it with so much spectacle
>getting cooked on sunday by Diego Manuel Jadon da Silva Moreira >getting humiliated 5:1>kojima goes to xboxDamn d*ccio had some rough days
>>157665545Maybe he was demanding a day one PC version, or maybe they didn't want to pay for Pattinson's appointment, or maybe... whatever, it's not like there's much logic behind most of Sony's choices over the past 3 years loleI'm just sorry Yamauchi has to deal with their bullshit, I'm just genuinely sad to be missing out on GT8 and other of his projects if PS6 continues with this pathetic shitshow
>>157665545It must be some genuinely indulgent bullshitPitching DS to execs must have been wild enough
>>157662563Kojima is trash
>>157657053>experienced managers get preferential treatment over newer guysit doesn't sound too shocking to methere are managers well in their sixties/seventies cycling between Serie B or Serie C and nobody finds that particularly outrageous>Put Palladino to coach Napoli with his brand of fiery press and passing and Napoli could have beaten that Arsenal team today.the same Palladino who was blasted 10-2 over two legs when going all out against Bayern?
>For the second time in the last 60 years, Napoli have lost three of their first four matches of the season.>Napoli conceded 4.05 xG against Arsenal and 3.86 xG against Inter – the two highest figures since Opta began collecting this data for Napoli.Allnegru is a dead man walking lole
>>157665636Soaking up the pressure is just a death wish if you don't have a world class team, even in most of his title-winning seasons at Jj the team was insanely outperforming xG and points heh. With big clutch players like Mandzukic and co you can get away with stuff at times, but otherwise it's all relying on culo.
>>157665636He could offer every nabulian 5000 piastra if he gets to keep his job otherwise mottagods will be eatin good
>>157665591The fact that they let him make 2, not even just 1, DS games shows what kind of freedom they give him. So you’d assume something very much out of the ordinary must have been going on for them to want to cancel it.>>157665567Has there been any news/rumours around GT8, or are you extrapolating from this news? You’d imagine GT was one of the crown jewels of their whole line-up.
>>157665743>Has there been any news/rumours around GT8We found out it's deep into development and there's been plenty of job hiring announcements from Polyphony, but it's still years away from release. They cannot possibly fuck this up. I have maximum trust in Yamauchi but as usual, it's Sony that worries me
Alen Merdic
Oh oh we got a crisi schwiizer nati on our hands
>>157665970What happened, I was busy piloting Shaheds over the skies of Moldova
>>157665976Okafor resigns from the Nati because of Yakin
>>157665986Advantage for Swissoturco Mads Mikkelsen then
>The controversy surrounding the alleged failure to register FIGC president Giovanni Malagò prior to the regular federation elections is causing considerable tension in Italian football. The situation came to a head after Ugo Taucer, CONI’s Director of Sport, rejected the proposal by federal prosecutor Giuseppe Chiné to dismiss the case. Should CONI find irregularities and a serious failure in the validation of Malagò's candidacy, it could in fact decide to place the FIGC under special administration, a decision against which Malagò intends to appeal if necessary. In the background lie delicate political dynamics, as evidenced by the statements made by the Minister for Sport, Andrea Abodi.
>#InzaghiOut is a thing again>>157657993would berry
>>157665850NON REDIMERE LA CARTA
>>157666291>failure to qualify for three World Cups in a row>sporting justice used to bail out insolvent clubs>federal officials who manipulate fixtures and sporting justice to favour Inter>federation rules enforced depending on the day’s humidity>football hierarchy completely thrown into disarray>mafia-style response from the establishment towards Maldini and Leonardowhat more do you need to put FIGC under special administration with the use of bulldozers and flamethrowers?
>Jivayno Zinhagel (0 - 1)>Jerayno Schaken (0 - 2)Slot in perfectly alongside Gjivai and Givairo in the pokemon evolution chart
>WolverineHad good hopes for it but deserved lol
Ducci names be like>Jivayno! Jerayno! Donyell or I'll tell your mom Joke-FokjeOr at least that's what the father in question would say if he were in the picture
>>157667358Well at least we know it will be on PS+ soon>>157667413>forgetting about /OurGuy/ Zépiqueno
>Ciro appointed to the under 16's national teammy man
>>157667419>Well at least we know it will be on PS+ soonYeah lmao, inb4 PS+ lineups get THAT grim that it won't even get added to the Extra tier
>>157667423>another batch of players that will be taught to fish for benuldies from the halfway linenot gud
>Following in the footsteps of the first team, Fiorentina’s youth side has also got off to a poor start to the season. To nobody’s surprise, the Trumpian chairman Commisso is making a completely unnecessary speech here as well.
>>157666794>football hierarchy completely thrown into disarrayi-is this actually a thing? is there an infographic?
>Lazio LEGEND Muriqi starting It's over for riomma
Kostic starts.
Just remembered Muldur
>>157667843We're watching.
>>157667850ynr Archie brown rejecting bbilan
Nick Wolvetemade
cam on riomerd
>>157668028Do it
looking like shit so far lads, should i worry?
>>157668137probably not, turk teams are so weakminded that it makes Riomma look like a powerhouse
CRISTANTE BABY
IL CAPITANO
>>157668116I can't, nobody protects their IP as fiercely as The Walt Disney Company™
Malen assist.
make a wishBrian scored
>Not only is Como set to make its Champions League debut shortly, but earlier this afternoon the u19 team also drew 1-1 in the Youth League.>Striking fact: only two of the sixteen players used were not born in Italy. a stark contrast with the senior team.
OH NO NO NO NO
wtf is mancini doing
imagine if kangoo muani could do that
Based Svilar
>Soule dedIts over bros
>Have a meeting with a client in 30 minsFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuI hate the UCL schedule
>this is an unstoppable team in serie ass
>>157668575Not ded i stand corrected
>>157668563Hehe, took me a second
>Club Brugge striker Nicolò Tresoldi first wants to join 'his' age group from Germany for the EURO U21 this summer. Italy had hoped to lure the forward into a call-up already during this international break, but seems to miss out for now.
Rigore paa riomma
they're shameless
>>157668676Er palazzo strikes again
>diving like thisGenuinely, you're better than this, man
ER PALAZZO
lmao riomma is cooked
>>1576686693 coins is being smart waiting to see who will be more shit: goymoney or shitaly
Como about to show Roma how it's done in UCL
>>157669102Link?
>>157668669>Italy's football association is so corrupt nobody wants to join the shitshow anymorethe fennel needs to learn some other way of attracting talent before he turns to mercenary work through the passportprintmaxx 3000
>>157669167Do you really want it lmaohttps://xcancel.com/realradec/status/2098114200685916293
>>157669192>wanting the Payday audience in 2026Ok then HermenThanks for the link
>>157669203You're welcome. Let's just enjoy the ride while everything falls apart, eventually we'll return to have some good shit but you can't just help but smile while some things unfold in the worst possible way
>Como>LipsiaYou couldn't have found two more plastic teams than these, gg UEFA
>contact lens issueJust wear glasses like Davids did back in the day
>>157669240Could be worse, could've been a Man City - PSG final
>>157669280They don't normally allow those tho, right? I think Davids (kinoest person of the 21st century btw) had some kind of glaucoma or whatever
>>157669240das riteOnly Team Jay™ is the soulfull team of Italy
>>157669231>Let's just enjoy the ride while everything falls apart, eventually we'll return to have some good shit but you can't just help but smile while some things unfold in the worst possible wayAre we talking about Sony or Calcio?
>>157669297>They don't normally allow those tho, right?I don't know, I always figured players were too vain to wear them.
>>157669309>Are we talking about Sony or Calcio?Hehehe well, I wasn't going to allow Twinkazzo to report my post for off-topic, was I :)
If he saw the latest Sadie Sink pics he'd be called Masturbaturina
Masturbaturina and Masturbantuono approach an Amsterdamian red window...
Just realized Raum is playing
SEKONDO ME SONO FORTISSIMI IL COMO PERKE ANNO IL GIUOCO DI FABREGAS MIKA KOME ALEKRE
Fiberglass single-handedly saving the serie ass coefficient
>>157669508
Does Como actually have fans or are they larpers?
>>157669677There's some local ones but most of the others are larpers, while others are people who shill them because they're playing muh LE LIQUID CALCIOKeep in mind that here most people support their local club (if they don't play in a Serie B or above league) in addition to one of the "big" clubs from Serie A
>>157669677they're mostly Milan/Inter bandwagoners who promptly stepped off the minute Como started to achieve something in Serie A
>>157669700
let's not forget solid calcio though>Locatelli MVP.webm
>A Dutch tour bus overturns in eastern Switzerland, leaving several people dead, police sayfabregas douvikas marotta chine cannavaro serie a calcio football mercato raum tudor lazio scotland kevin de bruyne nigel busio
Yeah, I'm thinking Como is taking the treble this year.
what the fuck is nico paz doing in that mafia fifa favourite league,european hellhole of a country like italy?
>>157670017>Witnesses reportedly described an unusually dressed, twinkish individual fleeing the area on a child's bicycle, seemingly eating a green apple. The apple was allegedly taken from a nearby Coop supermarket, though police have not confirmed either the theft or whether the cyclist had any connection to the crash.
>>157670052Doing his best to stay away from Boca/River plate
>>157670052Nico is now serie ass property
>>157670052serie ass is the pinky pony club, that's why
Time to make some subs, Cesc
Cabal Roan mentioned
>That new york giants hat
>>157670052Mourinho didn't want him back at real (only correct decision he's made for real madrid as of today)
>>157670132SEKONDO ME DEVE METTERE GLITAGLIANI
Just remembered that dress Chappell Roan wore on some red carpet that was being held up by her nippa piercing's
>>157670212You know we have other boards on this website.
>>157670235But are there people there posting "Cabal Roan" to remind me of these things?
>>157670235You're fat
>>157670265And you're not?
>>157670298I'm Italian so nope
>>157670235Don't be rude, he just wants a friend. You can just ask ChatGPT for a quick rundown of whatever videogame or Netflix show he's talking about and engage in a polite conversation. It costs you nothing and it might cheer you up too.
Nico "just" Paz "the ball"
mo twinkazzo is a burger its ogre
Take notes Roma.
nico is so good,also hes so handsome hahahha imagine kneeling waiting for him hahahhaha that would be so insane hahahahha
arrivederci See ya tomorrow.
>Tomorrow>20:45 Venezia - FiorentinaGrim
>>157670420you can just go to the pink pony club
>>157670052every decent argie talent was destroyed by epl or bundes, they better stay in italy or spain
>>157670235Good post
>>157670052ESCUCHEN CORRAN LA BOLAJUEGAN POR ARGENTINA PERO SON TODOS BOLIGUAYOSQUE LINDO ES VAN A SER TURROS CHORROSALLÁ EN LA VILLA 31 Y VILLA SELINALOSLOS BOLIGUAYOS LLEGA EL MUNDIAL Y SE HACEN PASAR POR GALLEGOSPORQUE SON TODOS ACOMPLEJADOS CON APELLIDO COLOMBIANO
>"COMO IS LE REVOLUTONIZING THE ITALIAN FOOTBALL, NO I SAY WORLD FOOTBALL!!!! FABREGAS IS A GENIOOS AND I WANT HIM TO FUCK MY WIFE WITH HIS-"Ok, what exactly is revolutionary about Como?>"......uuuhhh something something allegri bad"
>>157670763This is the one thing that makes me mad, all the 19 year old retards that demand to go to the Prem the moment some shitter club like West Ham or Bournemouth comes knocking only to discover they'll be squad players for most of their stay at best or Premier 2 players at worst.Go to a club where you'll ACTUALLY get playtime ffs. Good on Trolio for picking Parma over rotting in Everton or something.>BundesWe dont send that many, only Anselmino and maybe Equi Fernandez had many issues with injuries, and the later seems to be getting better.
Once upon a time in serie ass
https://youtu.be/FiP-6bx-8Hc
>>157672676>Back to back 4-1 winsTeam Jay™ could never.
>>157670763>argie talent in poopenshart leaguename a single one ever
Good morning!
WTF happened to Allegher? He's always played antifootball, but his teams usually won.
>>157678182his footy has become antiquated
>>157678204his footy was antiquated in the 80s kek
>>157678232yeh but even more so in the last 10 years. also its too physical for the amount of games now so muscles keep esploding
Muani x Wolte in 58 hours and 45 minutes
RIP Quirinus Raptor
>>157678182He doesn't have the defense with the quality needed for his tictocs and he refuses to adapt his style to the players he has at hand. Lastly he is more comfortable with league games instead of tournament, althought the UCL is in his 'league' stage the intensity is tournament level.
>>157678182Shocker, when you don't have a world class team outperforming xG you don't win as much
>BEHIND THE SCENES:>Douglas Luiz’s future at Juventus looked increasingly uncertain. Then, during pre-season in Liège, Spalletti confronted the Brazilian with a harsh talk:>“If you follow me and raise your level, you will become the player you used to be.”>That conversation changed everything. Douglas Luiz responded, and the situation quickly began to turn around.Wtf I attended the match that brought Douglas Luiz back to life
>>157679502But let's take a look at fabregas' trophies
>>157679667Fabregas would be the xG farmer, but don't take my word for it, I just woke up and everything is blurry for some reason
>>157679624messianic vibes
Fabregas de xG boer
>>157679624
aesthetic battlemy money is on violets
>>157679667Fabregas is 20 years younger than acciughina
>>157680850and his bald fraud genes are kicking in already
>Sergio Navarro, the coach of Milan's U23 team, has introduced a highly unusual training method where goals are ruled invalid if the celebration isn't a collective effort and doesn't convince the staff, who must also judge it from an aesthetic point of view. The objective is to strengthen team spirit
>>157680850But let's take a look at gaspmerdini's trophies
>Inter is now considering a satellite club. >American investment firm Oaktree is eyeing teams in Portugal, Belgium, the Netherlands, and Switzerland.
>a club unable to maintain a positive balance sheet for thirty years is looking for a hapless victim abroad to widen its debt abyssIt would work as the plot of a zany comedy
>>157681854Imagine the plusvalenza scams....
>>157681854>>Inter is now considering a satellite club.Aren't Lazio, Sassuolo, Cagliari etc. enough?
>>157681973Vgh... sovl...
>>157681854How many clubs are there in San Luca (RC) that meet the pawn fund's requirements?
>>157681994Yeah, but imagine having the BIS right next door
>>157672676Italian press can't admit that Allegri and Conte and their style are dinosaurs. If you're going to play anti-football defensive style, you need to do it like Arteta and have an entire midfield that presses constantly, not just park the bus in the most lazy and predictable manner. Inter is the only Italian club that still has deep runs in the UCL and they do it with open attacking football, sometimes at the cost of their defense. They also have all or most of the recent Italian footballers worth a damn (Bastoni, Barella, Esposito). They probably could've won in 2023 with a little more luck and more depth in their squad.Italian football has to evolve. Too many Italians only see the clubs as talent farms for the Italian national team and complain when there aren't enough Italians on a squad. Okay, but Italy doesn't produce genuinely elite football talent as much as it once did. You guys need a shot in the arm if you want to compete internationally again, even if it comes from outside.
the Gazzetta dello Sport diabetes correspondent from Jew York has arrived
Lacazette dello Sborrt
>Inzaghi's Inter>open and attackingIs there anyone who watches football matches anymore, or are we just spouting clichés for the sake of conformism?
Lucozade sborrt flavor
>>157682576As if anyone would watch printer's games, especially while Inzaghi was coaching them lole
lukaku sportiello
>>157682576>Inzaghi's Inter>open and attackingFor shitalian standards? Absolutely
>>157682591legend Beppe Bergomi once aged like a dog for 89 minutes and 57 seconds watching one of their matches y'know
>>157682636Haha must've been an important match - historical even. Could you tell me what happened that made him act like that?
>>157682646some say he saw eleven unfavoured ghosts wandering around the football pitch in Munich, but these are merely speculations based on conspiracy theories
>Ruben Amorim: “I understand the pressure. I understand that when a young guy like me, comes to Italy, to tell you how to play your football, it's really hard. In the very first moment I fail you are waiting to tell me in my face."I do like his interviews
>conspiracy theories Oh shit today is September 11th and I can't find my montella edit
>>157682576well, they definitely didn't beat Barcelona in the UCL Semi-Finals by parking the bus to defend a 1-0 lead or 0-0 draw
>>157682710>September 11th montella editkek based
>>157682710Here!
Cons iracy theories
>>157682744
>>157682730
>>157682771this guy is such a tub of lardthere is mafia interference by, from, because of and within the Serie A champion football club, the very same team that manipulates fixture lists, puts pressure on referees, COVISOC and the football association's top brass, yet he's so blind he carries on tilting at windmills
>>157682710the twin towers (Bologna)
>>157682824For me, it's Azzoneso
ESTUDIANTES DE LA PLATA FAN CLUB DEMANDS SANCTIONS AGAINST MEMPHIS DEPAY FOR FLASHING THE MIDDLE FINGER AT ARGENTINE FANS ! CONMEBOL has opened a disciplinary procedure against the former Lyon player, who could face at least a one-match suspension
Gemma from Monster Hunter©: Wilds™
>>157681371Why does every employee of the bbilan talk like someone that wasn't bullied enough when growing up?Always with their yee yee ass schemes that normal people learned not to undertake during childhood
>>157683075from the front and from behind
Do you think there's a Serie A player with uneven nipples?
>>157683302That pedo rightback of La Viola has an "uneven nipples" aura about him
/mu/idea sulphurtura
>>157683419My nibba *ike Perez finna dab on fiocretinaaa
crowd qts spotted
when i grow up i want to be a lissone window banger
Sagrado Familio
If you had to cast 3 players for a /tv/ idea: The good, the bad and the ugly - Serie A edition who would it be?
it keeps getting funnier
>La ViolaSomeone call the Bbilan, there is a competing circus in town
>getting scored on by a rapperThis has to be a new low, the equivalent of unironically enjoying Drake's music
this can't go on forever, an institutional benuldy will have to manifest itself at some point
mastantwhoahno
why does he have gypo hair? all he is missing is the little mullet
Franco Abatantuono
mastanduono
Hol'up you are telling me there ARE. /seriea/nons that did NOT sell mastarbuno
tfw there will be a masterbaturina v masterbantuono in la serie ass of the shitaly
how is the relegation match going?
Bussioh Zexal
you know what Rick Rubin is supposed to be one of the greatest music producers of all time, that nibba doesn't know shit about music, or doesn't know how to play any instrument, of course he's [REDACTED], he's literally Just there for the vibe check, yet somehow he keeps coming up with great music (by normie standards(I will admit angel of death is goated)), look what I'm saying is that this nibba has some deep esoteric calcio knowledge and would probably win serie ass with Fiocretinaaa
> Nick Woltemade on Spalletti:>"When I met Spalletti for the first time, I thought he had AURA, a big aura."
>>157684295
forgot to make fanta. its ogre
Guglielmo II paving the way for a potential 2-point-gaining weekend
HE'S A FUCKING 'NOMENO OK??????
He's literally a mastantuomeno
Mascarpono
>ma se poi diventi un fenomeno>cadi a terra in questo dominoHe's talking about the sistema calcio itagliano or sumthin
>De Bruyne: "You talk so much about me in Italy, I don't know what you expect."blackpilled
So we all agree that palestra made a horrendous career choice going to chelsea, considering he's a colossal pippa and he literally refused winning a guaranteed serie ass trophy (+ possible coppette) with inter (probably as a starter at first until they realize he's a segone), instead opting to win jackshit in the premier league while not even playing?
>merdseille
>>157684679Don't owl it
>no gole or assist for PugnoHoneymoon period over?
>they solded masturbator I'm a true believer
#NeverGiveUp#GrandeFranco
Masturbina is just Kroger mastarbuono
Was La Viola gud, or is Venezia simply a level beyond in terms of being shit?Didn't watch the game, was making pains au chocolat
Fiorentina finally won a game :D
>ridgeciano hapsDon't even have to look up early life section
Vasilije Adzić before Sassuolo - Juventus:"The match against Juve will be a very special match for me, because just a month ago, I was playing with the Juventus players. I spent two years with them. I know them well, I know them all, and I know the midfield perfectly. It will be a very special match for me, but I will try to beat them and do everything I can to secure the points. That's why we play football: to win and give our best.Why Sassuolo? All the players who have come through here have always spoken very highly of this club to me. Before coming, I talked with Aquilani, and he explained his playing system to me: he always wants to keep the ball moving, and I liked that from the very first day—I immediately felt that he trusted me. We have a solid team; I was even a bit surprised by the quality we have at our disposal. We can achieve great things together."
MASTANTUONO HAT TRICKI ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME BOY
NOTHING'S GOING RIGHT AT OM, WHO CONCEDES A THIRD STRAIGHT DEFEAT IN LIGUE 1!!! 2-0 vs Monaco 3-2 vs Paris FC 1-0 vs Rennes3 points out of 12 possible: NIGHTMARISH start to the season for the Marseillais.
Balatro motorhead collab when ?
>Forbes reports Kojima has lost access to Decima Engine (Death Stranding 1/2) and Sony Columbia Pictures Studio (filming/mo-cap) after the Physint PlayStation split.>Timothy Weah : « I TAKE THE DEFEAT ON MYSELF. I’m the leader of the team and I DIDN’T PLAY AT 100% TODAY. I played with a lack of confidence. I NEED TO DO BETTER ON THE GOAL… FOR THE TEAM, THE FANS, AND THE CITY. Next step: Besiktas. WE KEEP OUR HEADS HIGH, WE NEED TO STAY A FAMILY. »I hate Hermen so much it's unreal
Physintatelli
Irredeemable crime of Xitterposting, but you JUST KNOW this combination of people will trigger the local Coop apples-stealer
>>157685207>forgot to link the video & found out they're filtering Twitter linksBased but lmao https://streamable.com/1evt27
The combination of people? Chosen.Sleep tight /seriea/
>>157685257The interviewer gotta be retarded
>>157685272serbro appearance in 3...2...1
IL THIAGOTTA LAVORO NON NE HA
Sleep tight /serieoutwithbongs/
>>157685369
>>157685388
>>157685422POV: The last thing you see before you make out with a girl at a Swiss dayrave
>>157685439*gayrave
Is it just me or does Venezia have a lot of dumb players?
>https://youtu.be/tK4-KTCh0P8Autumn /seriea/ song 2026 (sadly never officially released)Also FOMO will be released next week
