High risk edition
It's going to be damage limitation today Feyebros...
Sorry but Im gonna watch my Stuttgart HEEM the vikings, hope barca HEEM the D*tch tho
I believe that Feyenoord can win
>>157652132Do Barcalona fans rate van Bronckhorst?
>>157652254looking at Barca’s defense they sure as hell can.
last 2 digits is final score
>>157652434I believe it
how many today?
it will literally be 12-0
Whistles
wait cancelo got a fucking nosejob?
let's watch this for a bit
it will be atleast a -4,5 asian hcap score for Barca
>>157652492nevermind he already had it, imagined him with a hook nose
Ostias que feos son los crios de barcelona, incomparables a los de madrid. Me recuerda a la foto del marca de juvenil en los que salen yamal y cubarsi, menudos goblinosWeird how flick pulls out afeyemi and venches xpat and company
Nothing against Feyenoord but another manita would be so funny kek
>>157652498Degen
>>157652497Catalanas look like that?!?!??!
RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN
>>157652510Dont call me that, it hurts for me
wtf why not my man Gordon?
>>157652505barca was leopold II's favorite club
Catalans don't come out in the rain? Why is the construction site abandoned?
>>157652459Looool thats Hana the daughter of his 2024 wife 32yo Loredana and her 2024 ex husband LMAOAdeyemi is 24, i guess she gets a young one the same as adeyemi gets one
>>157652132how do you expect anyone to know what channel the game is on?
>>157652459he hates that pillow
>>157652459>>157652536You JUST know
>RaphinhaR11 bros we can't stop scoring
Feyenoord bro'si think its over
How is raphinha so good
>>157652132over
some defenders just slid in front of my window
What a fucking anime goal, those 2 defenders sliding to his fent
Rafinha playing for Barcelona vs playing for the national team.
>>157652558>>>157652558i score more goals than them
>>157652579>AncelottiNot Raphinha's fault.
>>157652579raphinha playing with good teammates coached by a competent guy vs raphinha playing with a bunch of monos coached by a hasbeen
RAPHINHA BALON DE ORO 2027
>>157652569its feyenoord son, chill
>>157652579Neymar holds the ball too long and doesn't progress it so it harder for others to score
>>157652570double ass sliding
>>157652579Your national team should consider hiring a manager that knows basic football tactics. It's not like you're a small football nation that can't attract big names. You have your pick.
>>157652536>it's a stupid footballer gets trapped by an older woman with a kid episodeevery time
i can hear the rain in my ears like in those lofi asmr videos
>>157652587Raphina was shit for the national team long before Ancelotti was appointed thoughbeit
>>157652613>like in those lofi asmr videos
Raphinha is currently the world top scorer for 2026-2027
>gayernord
Where are PSV and AJAX the proper dutch teams?
>champions league match>one of the biggest teams in spain>stands are emptyand don't tell me they have work, this is spain we're talking about
>>157652623beats to study and relax to
>>157652629>psv>proper dutchPlastic Sport Vereniging
>>157652630people workit's rainingthe opponent is a nobody
>>157652630The Spanish are soft.
why noboy breaks yamal legs
we could've sold Hadj Mussa for 40m :(
>>157652629ajax plays comfyrenz leaguekwab
>>157652648because unlike you they aren't seething cunts
>>157652648Maybe worry about yourself Kylian
>koondead
>>157652629Ajax is too busy KWABmaxxing
>>157652648calm down vini
>>157652648jealous, kiki?
>>157652570wtf lol
Bros what happened to 24-25 Kounde?
>>157652629You are watching the dutch sovl team now
>>157652587>>157652593This argument could've been used if players younger than Raphinha weren't considerably better than him when playing for the NT. Players like Estevão from Chelsea or Ryan from Vasco/Bournemouth. Since 2002 we've been lacking decent midfielders, though.>>157652600Ironically enough, he only learned to stop playing like that after the wc. Before getting injured again, he was considerably better than his wc version.>>157652605When we fail again in 2030, there will be a nationalist cry for a br manager. Only after losing in 2034 will we consider a foreign manager again.
>>157652656imagine cheering for a moro
Why is the Camp Nou so empty today. Does nobody give a shit about CL or are the tickets just too expensive?
>>157652677imagine being this butthurt cause of a moro
clear ERARIGGED!
>>157652685Early and shit weather if I had to guess
why are his hands always wrapped?
>>157652688yeah, it's not like they are not invading our country
>>157652648
>>157652700ah yes that's definitely what bothers you about him
>>157652685>>157652694they could have sold those to Feyenoord fans/tourists for surebut they don't do that anymore after the Eintracht Frankfurt takeover lel
Cube housing bros?!?!?!
AUBAYEMI
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!
This team is getting everything this year.
>>157652698>He thinks it looks cool like benzemaHe literally said that
>>157652714There's about 3x as many Feyenoord fans as there were away tickets in the city, but Guardia Civil is being cunty about it
Just here to laugh that this bum ass team's "captain" didn't even get nominated
>>157652434this is looking less and less likely as the match goes ontits lied again
This motherfucker will break his ankle celebrating
great goal
>>157652630>ynr Barca fags thinking europa league was beneath them leading to crackfurt chuds taking over camp nou
>>157652685we're in heavy rain warnings, there's too many people already to see these randoms gets spanked
>>157652731>believing AIsloppers
>>157652132
>>157652724La Liga is 100% ours, nobody in spain can competeCopa del Rey, there can always be surprises and memeryUCL let's wait until we play an actual big team before we get too hyped
>>157652734Just imagine how wet her little cunny got after that goal
>>157652749ok report yourself
>>157652744BASED GERM
Barcelona are just too good.
>>157652749El EspañolANO
>>157652732The costa mind cant comprehend Black-Gypsy excelence
>>157652767classic early season peakwont holdJust sucks if you have to play them when they peak
does the netherlands have a brown people problem too?
They say you miss 100% of the shots you take.
Kounde sucks ass
FUCK BARCA
>>157652788yes, ever since the Spanish invaded I'm afraid
>>157652788just for 90 minutes
i've seen enoughbring in Schaken en van Persie already
>>157652808Fun fact: they never really invaded so much as the Habsburg crown that ruled Spain inherited it
>>157652706that and being an arrogant cunt, I don't care about Pedri, Fermin, Cubarsi and others except GaviYamal is a jerk who will fall soon
>>157652665Twente, Utrecht and Rotterdam are honorary dutch team.
>>157652800why would a chileANO be mad about >us
No hydration break?
>>157652788>t. le jew-arab descendant
>divemal
>>157652827>fall soonYou guys say this every 6 months and he just keeps winning. At least wait until he hits the 25+ brazil wonderkid downslope zone. But that's in 5 years
NO ERA
>>157652826didn't the spanish part become belgium in the end?
>>157652829Feyenoord, Excelsior and Sparta are all Rotterdam teams
No era but imagine it was monicius
>the hand wraps are goneam I hallucinating or what
>>157652630Siesta time, if the match isn't at 9pm local time the stadium won't be full
ERA MURDER
>>157652827>Yamal is a jerk who will fall soonyou seething faggots have been saying that for how long now lmaoworry about your own brown arrogant cunts, madrilerdo
>>157652861Belgian independence came 200 years after the 80-years war, and it's probably more accurate to say the Catholic part than the Spanish part.
>>157652788They have blacks in the cities because they still have slavery colony islands and there are Moroccans but I think they are trying to shut that down. Dutchie can correct me if I'm wrong
>>157652871I love him, I don't care what spee says
Rodri + Christensen coming back fixed Barcelona's defense
Lameme Jamal would never try this shit if I were on the field
100 dribbles, 10 shots, 0 goalsit will be one of these matches for him right?
Will Rodri call Feyenoord players trash?
>>157652913No, they already reprimanded him for it since it just makes their scorelines less impressive.
>>157652913yes, he only rates the premier league. deal with it paco maria panchitez
>>157652913Would the Dutch press cry about it like little girls, or is that reserved for merengue newspapers?
>>157652884The ex-colony brown people are chill and they have integrated well enough to even have Dutch names (Van Dijk, Reiziger, Kluivert etc.)The Moroccans came after WWII because we needed labourers to help rebuild the country, they stuck around and brought family members over but instead of integrating as well they ended up in segregated ghetto's.
>>157652899indians don't play in Europe
>>157652913Will he send them to segunda like Chimpnicius Coonior?
>>157652874i don't care about our shit team, i hope they burn, specially vini and dementino
>>157652922someone tell me where this joker is from so I can zing him back pls
Jamal is a dps loss
>>157652920its not Ajax so the dutch press would rejoice they only really cry when the jews get hurt
>>157652931>please saar do the needful
>only 2-0 vs Feyenoordit’s over
>>157652788yes and moroccunts are most problematic
>>157652566>including someone that left the club>including someone that just joined the clubLmao
>>157652946didnt they beat liverpool and some other good teams last season?
>>157652943fuck you dutch bitch! split any bills lately KWAB
>>157652605So he's a useless system baby.
>>157652963I don't get how this whore made literally dozens of millions of dollars off OnlyfansThere's plenty of prettier and hotter sluts there and plenty who make content orders of magnitude more interesting than this boring bitch's photos
>>157652963Last season was a horror show, but the year before that >we got into the CL knock-outs by beating Milan in the play-off round, beat Bayern 3-0 in the group phase, 3-3 against ManCity, beat Benfica etc.The Liverpool result you're thinking about is probably PSV beating Liverpool's C-team at the end when they already made top-2
>>157652871dive
Eredivise... Not a real league, is it?
>>157652980onlyfans props up a few "creators" and pays news sites to tell the whole world about their success
>>157653001bodied those Dutch freaks!
>>157653001Its a very entertaining league if im honest. Been following ajax this season bcuz of brandt and ter stegen.
>>157652980Her build is relatively unique though, just a shame about the pancake tits>>157653001t. fell for the SkySport propaganda
>>157653017In the German media, has there been any indication why Brandt went to a middling Ajax of all places? Surely he could have gone to some other Bundesliga team that would have paid more?
>>157653021>Her build is relatively unique thoughThere's nothing unique bout cute latina baby face +fat legs
>>157653001its more real then the bundesliga or the french one where its just about one team
Jules "2 bottles" Koundé
>>157653027A big factor apparently was Jordi Cruyff and the coach. The stadium also left an impression from the times he played there.
>>157653040Nice, he's a romantic at heart then. Doing very well in an up-and-down Ajax team, from the first day he's been a class above.
>>157653021PL is shit too. >>157653036Facts. I would say the only proper league is Primeira Liga but who knows these days.
>>157653053>I would say the only proper league is Primeira LigaLol, lmao even
i was not the biggest fan of Ueda but why the fuck did we replace him with Ferri?
>>157652980Men can be pathetic creatures
>>157653074He needs time (unironically), don't you remember how long it took for Ueda to grow in Gimenez' shadow
>>157653053The PL is by far the best league because everyone is rich
>>157653082He never didGimenez scored in the big games
>>157653073>Sporting>Benfica>PortoThree good teams with smatterings of others who regular beat them. No state owned clubs, no insane spends, local players by and large. Sorry.>>157653092And owned by foreign states that cheat, yeah, I know. The 115 charges City got literally has cost both sides closing in on £200m each in legal fees. Still no decision.
>>157653092They very much need that money tho since players still have to choose to live there
>not even offsideBarca really needs to rig this?
Raphinha is better than NermanChange my mind
>>157653115>Three good teams with smatterings of others who regular beat them.That just isn't true though. Not to mention Portuguese teams still sell their tv rights individually so the financial chasm between the haves and have-nots is immense. And besides the top 5 teams the stadiums are barren
Negreiralona thinks they're playing in the league and can just dive and get free penalties lmao
>Raphinha divesUmm where's the yellow for simulation?
>>157653049dortmund fans saying good riddance were coping, hes been their highest scorer in goals+assists last few seasons. his first two seasons he came across as fairweatherplayer who belonged more to playing futsal, sure, but since last Rose season he was one of the players tracking back defensively the most, that first impression of him simply never left the fans I guess.
>>157653142falling =/= simulationHad he grabbed his knee and started feigning then that's simulation
>>157653128So you'd rather have a French league where it's PSGwinslol (and the FA bends over backwards to rearrange their league games so they can get more rest for CL games) or German league where Bayernwinslol or whatever? Primeira Liga at least has the three big teams there regularly swap around who's winning, plus the cups.
Ferri is such a fraudbring in van Persie already
RAPHINHA
Goatphinha is unstopabble...
>Raphinha 2xhow do you say "it's over" in Dutch?
>>157653151Bro, I just said financial chasms are shit and then you bring Ligue 1 into this? Please learn to read.You simply can't have a serious league when you only have 3 teams with a realistic chance of competing, it's that simple.
What a pass from Pedri
Dutchanons, what is your view on Shaqueel Van Persie? Outside him having a black name.
>>157653172Feyernoord
My boy Waphinha, the spiritual Ballon D'or winner.
het is over
>>157653172it's ovoort
KWAB
lets be honest, the only league where we cant be sure who wins at the start of season is Serie A, all the big teams equally shit there which is fun
barcelona are still playing suicide ballit will bite them against top teams
>>157653175Yes and I've explained to you that having three teams realistically competing is better than the PL where clubs are state owned and cheat (objectively and self-admitted and in court of law) or leagues like France or Germany where only one team wins 99.9% of the time.
>>157653172He is voorbij>>157653183I think Shaqueel is a muslim/moroccan name actually? He's a great talent, just needs to be built up slowly since he had a big injury to his knee last year
García tiene manos de manteca. Dos veces lo mismo.
Joan slippery hands Garcia
NACHOOOOOOO
>Kickoff abuse
>>157653125>zooniggaOpinion discarded
>>157653204There are more leagues beyond the EPLel, France and Portugal. Italy is super competitive for example.
>Can't keep a clean sheetYep, another cheeky R8 exit for them
>>157653205It is, but a lot of black people have it.
VARca
Negreira to the rescue
Barca should get a real goalkeeper like Raya or Unai Simon
NOT SO FAST FEYENOORD
ERA
clear offsideseethe more, niggers
Incredible rigging
>>157653137>>157653224which is it?
rigged semen slurping "sport"
Trust the technology chuds
Demoralizing state of football.
>Van Persie Is he a nepobabby or actually good?
Where is it even offside?
>no penalty>clear goal called offsideyea, its rigging time!uefalona can't handle us clearly being the stronger team
we love VAR here
VAR is a good thing, stop being cucks
>>157653258Before that
>Van Persie's kid is half morrocanIt's over
>>157653258AHAHAAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
thats not offside wtf
>>157653255Amazing talent, just stuggles with fitness
>>157653216>Muhhh jogo bonito>>157653223RARE
>BUT BUT BUT ONSIDE!!!
Fucking rigged game m8 should have been penalty as well
I long for the day some lunatic football fan goes to a VARs house and murders their little nerdy children right in front of them, records it all and plays it back to him in slow motion from 17 angles and then starts taking penalty kicks with their severed little heads in between Pissi Lays adverts and a CR7 approved Dreame mopping up the blood
>>157653273his name is literally shaqueel lmao, it's worse than vivek vance
>>157653275NO FUCKING WAY IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>157653294kek based
>>157653275Clear offside chud
>>157653275>Clown shoe calls going barca's wayHexa arriving
what a bullshit fucking game we have I can't believe I fool myself again and again watching this shite every couple of weeks football is a cancer I really wish someone would start organizing razzias for referees and just fucking pile them up on a big heap and shit and piss on them and then set them alight honestly
>we didn't shell out a billion euros for julian>instead raphinha achieved ultra instinct for freeNice
Maybe just be onside next time?
>>157653275
>>157653275every single time this happened against us you faggots said the rules are the rulessuddenly now this is bullshit?go fuck yourselves
>>157653327Now explain the penalty not given
Forming, it's overWhere's the Egyptian?
yes damn fucking right I'm rattled I know the squad is full of shitters and all it's just that I'm extremely frustrated and want justicethis referee should unironically be gutted like a fish and strangled by his own intestines
Asian qtie spotted
>>157653337post webm I was heating milk which requires my undivided attention
Raphinha was just convocated by Ancelloti
>>157653275good thing he got that manicure
Will Antonio el Gordo ever score
I'm bored of this matchIs hoolian playing next or does he still have PTO for mental health?
>Lamine with the captain armband What a joke lmao
>>157653327>He doesn't know uefa uses AI to fix those offside callsFirst time watching football?
>>157653366he's starting, tantrum over and Barca lost
>>157653370like when lewandowski's foot grew 10 inches?
>>157653366The ESPN commenters said he'd play from the start>>157653370Then it's on you to keep watching and getting mad
>>157653340Go take a relaxing bike ride or something, it's going to be okay, you have healthcare. Eat a weird thin waffle
>Borges is inyou are all so screwed now!
>>157653378Exactly, we should be angry at UEFA not at eachother
YAMAL
wew
1 BALLON DOR PLEASE!!!
>>157653369kwab
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!
does Yamal love raphinha or what? he went ahead to the bench to hug him
Lamine hater status?
>Dodges the ball while in the airBruh
Nice "wall".
Surely this season goals don't count for the ballon d'or of last season right
>Defender dodges the ball uhhhh dutchbros?
>directly through the wallpure luck
Uruguay-esque
that was made to look way to easy. good lord.
>>157653413hell I'd love Raphinha if he was my teammate
lamine the dream
>>157653413You only noticing that now? They're bros, yes
Ronaldo-esque free kick
>Faggot Frenkie smilingKILL YOURSELF YOU MONGOLOID HOPE YOUR KNEE NEVER RECOVER YOU BACKSTABBING CUNT
>>157653383what fucking healthcare I've paid 160 euro a month for 20 years and never used it I'm literally paying for this shit so fat hogs named Fleur can get their abortions and long covid bullshit paid for, never mind the droves of boomers that eat medicine like candy and have to have their disgusting old cracks rubbed free of shit by our "essential workers". 20 years, 200 euro a month you know what I could have bought for that money
>offsidenoord
>>157653429I just thought it was funny he ignored everyone and went straight to him
>>157653435Are abortions even covered by basic insurance?
>>157653413He dreamt of being Brazilian everyday since 5 years old, so probably yeah. They probably practiced the freekick technique together
Lamine goal webm? I missed it>>157653435Insurance of any sort is a scam, yes
It's okey Feyenoord bros, you're still better than Valencia
>Jesus in
>keeper clapping at the defendersKek
I just hope, pray, voodoo, that some referee will be killed during a match this year and I will be CHEERING
OH NO NO NO NO NO NOhansi melty
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
OH NO NO NO NO BARKADOGS????
COMEBACK
>KoundeadBased, you just know he will eliminate Barca eventually
>9 minutes to score more 3 goalscan they do it?
>Celebrating a goal when you're down 4-0I guess bro.
>>157653443they should be if I knew my money went straight to aborting babies I'd in fact be happy with it, better than keeping old people alive
STAN STEIJN
time to boil the frog
Kounde needs to be benched, Espart mogs him already
yes the score is out of hand but reminder some people are a good 90 seconds behind, something to think about for the later games
>coondead
(((Steijn)))
I'm getting gangraped by mosquitoes
Valente, Zechiel and Read are pretty good players
>semen stain
>>157653384/OurShitter/ did get an assist lmao
With pen given and no riggi offside it would 4-3 btw
GABRIEL JESUS
>>157653351>abuelotti going full strength for friendlies against shittersWTF is his problem?
>Steijn>Reijnders>De VrejWhy do the dutch love adding random "y"s where there doesn't need to be any. I would've pronounced these names exactly the same without it.
In what power ranking is Feyenoord this season in the eredivisie for context
JESUS SAVES
>>157653499Yes, problem?
JESUS
feyenoord is so shit kek
HOLY FUCK!
OH NONONOARSESISSIES? WE SHOULD HAVE SOLD CHOKERES
HE'S BACK
>>157653467We know the defense is still the Achilles heel, we're getting the child rapist in winter window>>157653510100%!!!
>>157653515the usual shitting the bed power ranking they can be content to finish 3rd as AZ are probably better too
>>157653513The y is different from ijThe first one is the greek y and the second the long ij, there is also the short ei
we'll score another one yet, don't turn off the stream
>>157653544it's over dutch bro
>>1576535153rd if you look at spendingcould be 2nd considering Ajax are going through a humiliation ritual
>the Rammer of Rotterdam>the Filleter of Feynord>the Hammer of Holland>the Negaforce of Netherlands
>half the stadium empty already
>>157653435Well damn! I'll be moving over in 2 years if you don't revoke the treaty so I'll keep that in mind
yamal is the real deal god damn
>>157653556it's been like that since the start
>>157653556the traffic and tube station can get seriously backed up bruv.
>>157653556There's way more people than at kickoff. They got off "work"
