Kickoff day
>>157652144Lolbrowns
I’m gay
Go BillsGo Hawks
>>157652162We know Taylor, nice bussy
What's the difference between KR and PR and why would you want different guys for those positions?
>>157652171KR for longer return, PR for short returns
SEA > NESF > LARCHI > CARTB > CINNO < DETBUF > HOUBAL < INDCLE < JAXATL < PITNYJ < TENAZ < LACMIA < LVGB < MINWAS < PHIDAL > NYGDEN > KC
>>157652171KR starts with more space so straight line speed is more important. PR is often in a phonebooth so you want shiftier guys.
>>157652157Congrats!You have now received the very special gift of brain cancer, the first fun little cancer cell in your brain. In 5 years, it will spread to where it becomes noticeable but too late for the doctors to do anything
>>157652180But how are those different skillsets? Either way you want good hands, good decision making, quickness, speed, etc
I know I shouldn’t but I’m starting to worry that the bears might actually keep it close this week and maybe even squeak out a win if they keep the ball out of Bryce’s hands at the end.
>>157652182>DAL > NYGI'm gonna say Giants over Cowboys as a shock win.
Another year to add more webms to the collection.
>>157652192Two whole different situations Let's just look at speedGuys great at 100 yard dash you want on kickoffsGuys great at 40 yard dash you want on punts
>>157652189I see
Seahawks tonight and everyone must watch!
I never should have got this yucky ham from breakfast. God I hate ham and eggs
>>157652211
>>157652192KR you might want bigger guys because he has more room to gain momentum. PR might have to bounce around defenders right as he touches the ball so he needs to be more agile and shifty.
Should I trade Pickens for Puka?
>>157652214Would you like them here or there?
>>157652190Seethe troon
>>157652229what receivers have you got
>bootyblasts the NFC East
>>157652229Is he even playing?
Colts going to win the OWL and extend Ballard indefinitely
>>157652235Pickens, Davante Adams, and Brian Thomas Jr
Why do all these racist mfs have Latina gfs?
>>157652229Get off 4chan jerruh you got a team to run
I am honestly more interested in watching Raiders Dolphins than the super bowl rematch tonight. Hopefully AJ Brown starts complaining on the sideline about not getting touches or the announcers mention Diana Russini to make this game more interesting.
NFL season opener is tonight Patriots at Seahawks Then things start getting good tomorrow night with 49ers v Rams in Australia Sunday is the season opener for most teams (Saints, Colts, etc). Sunday night football is Cowboys @ GiantsMonday night football is Broncos @ Chiefs
>BREAKING: Buccaneers rookie WR Ted Hurst has been fined $6,985 for unnecessary roughness, slapping Chiefs CB Mansoor Delane in the helmet during Week 2 of the preseason
>>157652243True. Can't believe they got both Allen and Haulcy with no 1st round pick.
>>157652195I'm going to say my balls over your face as a shock win
>>157652234Hugs you close. I'm not the one that gave brain cancer!
>>157652272Too bad your balls are in your mom's purse
>>157652260I giggled
>>157652282I know. That's the name I gave your face;"your mom's purse"
there will still be plenty of reminders of that Super Bowl win, most notably a championship banner unveiling prior to kickoff.Once the pregame pageantry is over, however, both teams will be focused on starting a new season on the right foot, and there will be plenty of interesting matchups and players to keep an eye on in this opener.
The Chiefs are worse than Chernobyl
i will wake up at 5am tomorrow to watch the 4th quarter of the game, frens
Did the Patriots make any significant change for this season?
>>157652300Chernobyl is kind of dangerous though
>>157652308sexo with black kweens
>>157652214Would you like them in the rain? Would you like them on a train?
Everyone excited about the debut of a brand new NFL offensive coordinator?His name is Brian Fleury.BrianFleuryMr. FleurySir FleuryCoach Fleury
>>157652182Cringe
>>157652338Has the look of a dick that will cost me money today
>>157652342your stinky team can't win every week sorry
>>157652299Thank you Joe
>>157652266That's the power of mommy milkers
The denver broncos are not beating the kansas city chiefes
How does Jadarian Price look in his NFL debut?Rookie running back Jadarian Price, the team's first-round pick in this year's draft, has looked every bit the part of explosive playmaker in training camp, but in part due to a minor leg injury, he did not play in any of Seattle's preseason games.That means Price, who was drafted to replace the legendary Kenneth Walker III, will be seeing his first game action since last season at Notre Dame when Wednesday's game kicks off."I'm super excited, and it's been a dream come true, and it's finally here, and it's the moment, and I've prepared my whole life for it," Price said."I'm just excited," offensive coordinator Brian Fleury said when asked if he was curious about how Price would perform in his debut. "I wouldn't say curious; I'm just excited to watch him play. I'm excited to see him get his first touch. I'm excited to see him be able to play in this atmosphere, and I think it's going to the beginning of a really good career."
>>157652374Patrick Buttholes is cooked
>>157652379100+ yards tonight, ezpz
>>157652381I like to Pat Butthole with my finger but it's become suck q habit I need to wash my hands constantly
>>157652392Tmi Travis
>>157652374Ooh ooh ah ah
>>1576523794 TDs
>>157652374You’re right. They’ll destroy them.
This is the Chiefs right nowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/EQj1mssqu6s
Bryce Young gonna have a 4000 yard seasonCap this
Eastcoast faggots have to stay up late on a weds and thurs night to watch football lmao
>>157652182BASED
>>157652238>Oweh at practice >Dallas’ RG on IRwe’re starting 2-0 on science
>>157652452Bryce will hit 4500 yards this season.
>>157652457>grandpa good goy thinks 11pm is late
Bryce will be a back up qb on another team next season.
>>157652477dark outside = late
^have sex^
>>157652493You must sleep a lot in the winter.
>stat "garbage time" padscottYEEEEAAAAAHHH HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
The cap from today's Mina Kimes Show featuring lenny. Not a flattering look from Mina or Domonique! The caps are random!
Why is there football today?
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM BOYZ
>>157652457Even worse they have to wait until 1pm for football, they'll never know the P L E A S U R E of 10am kickoff.
>>157652543you want football thats why
Sam I like!
>>157652543godell gets off on you edging waiting for your team to play
>>157652547the europe games do kick off at 10 here so we infact do know
>>157652478No
>>157652547Nothing more comfy that 10am redzone
>>157652571>MFW I have to wait until Monday
>fuck up and about to face consequences >bend the knee>all is forgiven really makes you think
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY MORNING
>>157652578You act like it's 7 months away
>>157652583That's a hell of a humiliation ritual.
>>157652583I hate kikes, suspend me
i'm just ready for redzone desu
>>157652589TIME PERCEPTION IS RELATIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157652583heebie jeebies
>>157652583we need a rams version of this
Panthers-Chargers OwlWe're getting a new champ dammit
>>157652583Hate em. Simple as.
>>157652583jewish humiliation ritual complete
>>157652547This I don’t get. 10am is gym/bike ride time. 1 pm is perfect for football to start
Tfw when you'll never have a football themed Bar Mitzvah ;-;
>>157652572Those are on at like 6am and always feature flyover teams nobody cares about.
>>157652670Do they do the chair thing at the 50?
>>157652583Not good enough; take his foreskin and make him kiss the wall.
Who is ready for the first halftime minatime of the year?
Go Hawks
>>157652675Europe games are the best, a sports bar by me does an all you can eat breakfast buffet for them.
>>157652738
>>157652739Say, how did that game finish, again?
>>157652739This is how Demar Hamlin died.
>>157652763Remember when he showed up at a game in a balaclava and scarf and it was totally him?
>clinging to the Butler int like a security blanket
>>157652773based Tee "1:0 KD" Higgins
>>157652758Classic SB where both teams switched uniforms at half time.
>>157652763How? Did 29 jab him with a syringe on the way down?
>>157652773was that when he was up in a suite box?
>>157652190you couldve just said “based” .___.
>>157652758Like this
>>157652807Yes, in a snowstorm lol.
>>157652807Yeah and they kept showing him dancing through the frost covered window and he was wearing the same jacket he wore in that one picture they released of him despite it being like 40 degrees colder outside.
My Chargies!
opener should have been 9ers rams no one wants to watch the fucking patriots
looks like you losers finally have something to do tonight lmao
>>157652898Nobody wants to watch the jeethawks either.
>>157652901Cringe
Sammy can I hit it from the frontThen I hit it from the backKnow you like it like thatThen we take it to the bedThen we take it to the floorThen we chill for a secondThen we back at it some more
Sam Darnold won an Owl before:>Josh Allen>Joe Burrow>Lamar Jackson>Justin Herbert>Dook PoopshootHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Broncucks>Ratbirds>Shitty of BuffalelAll had a chance to actually do something after the Chiefs finally had a down season and they proceeded to let the Patriots get back to the Super Bowl. Now it's too late.
>>157652934True>>157652902False
looks like you faggots will finally be able to jerk off to your favorite black bucks tonight finally lmao
>>157652934Makes sense, he’s a better quarterback
>>157652945Can’t wait desuLet’s Go Cowboys!
>jeethawks
>>157652945Tomorrow night too.
>>157652962Kek
bussy
bussy this bussy
>>157653042That's like dividing by zero
>>157652962They redeemed the team.
>>157652945we fucking made it, my fellow buck fluffers. Go Pack Go!
>>157652776Blankets are comfy
>>157652962
>>157653098Sar Saar Senior
AFC>Broncos>Bills>Ravens>Texans>Bengals>Colts>JagsNFC>Eagles>Rams>Lions>Panthers>Seahawks>Cowboys>Bears
1. Rams2. Broncos 3. Seahawks4. Bills5. Eagles6. Ravens 7. Lions8. Texans9. Patriots 10. Chiefs11. Chargers12. Niners13. Bears14. Jaguars 15. Packers 16. Buccaneers 17. Bengals 18. Cowboys 19. Vikings 20. Steelers 21. Colts22. Panthers23. Saints24. Commanders 25. Giants26. Falcons27. Titans28. Raiders29. Jets30. Cardinals31. Browns32. Dolphins
WTF is his problem? Australia? No body asked to fly to the other side of the world for a fucking game
>>157653126>Dolphins that high
>>157653126idiot
>>157653130WE GOTTA GROW THE BUSINESS EVERY YEAR AS WE ARE BIG BOSS BOYS!
>>157653130Serious question: why not Canada? You guys already love football, albeit a meme version.
>>157653144Do you not know whats going on with Canada rn?
>>157653147No? I'm heterosexual and not indian.
>135 mil over 4 years for a CBNigga you gotta pay Drake still....
>>157653144Because the NFL still has the chud market in their corner and the fearless leader of the chuds doesn’t like Canada.
>>157653152Your President has it out for us for some reason. He's shit a brick if Rodger scheduled a game here
>>157652182I would love to watch the rams lose to a crippled 69er man pile.
>>157653176>muh trumpHoly shit can you guys shut up? I don't like the guy either, but you're like an obsessed ex girlfriend.
>>157653161The salary cap goes up every year
>>157653130Out of the Big 4 American Leagues and EU soccer leagues the NFL has grown the most internationally
Are NFL games food/concessions better than MLB? I feel like MLB has superior slop
>>157653208Really cause it was the only one with space to grow internationally>baseball already huge in latin america and japan>basketball big in eastern Europe>hockey is arguably not even an American sport
>>157653126Seems legit
>>157653220>Consuming anything at a game except beer
>>157653176Baseball is played daily without issue, maybe just be less gay and Chinese?
>>157653195He was answering the question. That’s why Goodell doesn’t schedule games in Canada.
>>157653230>hockey is arguably not even an American sportPlease, Canada hasn't won a cup in your lifetime and they got embarrassed at the last Olympics. As for the Nordics and Russia... just lol.
i'm going for my nap now, see you frens at 3am when the game starts :D
>>157653256Most of the players are Canadian though and the GOAT is a Canadian and like half of the US doesn't give a rats ass about it
>>157653253That is incorrect, I think Goodell is even on record saying Canada will have an NFL franchise by the mid 2030's.
>>157653265Have a good rest fellow Kangz bro
>>157653274Are you suggesting Gretzky is the GOAT? You must be 40.
>>157653265Lucky I want a pregame nappy too.
>>157653281Canada is too gay for the CFL. If they weren't, the NFL would have definitely tried to force a relocation to Toronto.
>>157653265I tried, but couldn't
>>157653300What would they name the Toronto team? Maple Jeets? Ontario Scammers? Brampton Brahmins?
>>157653300Roge will make it happen.https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/roger-goodell-says-nfl-team-103230323.html
>>157653230Thats the point the fact that the NFL even is getting mindshare outside the US is fortunate for the league. Also, the fact that we have a game today on WEDNESDAY is amazing. And add another fact we have Christmas games is more amazing.
>>157653281I doubt the Government here would allow it. They want to protect the CFL and if the NFL sets up shop here it will die. Also everyone p here already has a team. Say "The Toronto Mounties" are an expansion team it would just be all Bills fans anyways
Broke ass timmies must be so jealous they can't afford to buy an NFL team for 9 billion. Soon, more and more CEO's and quarterbacks will be Indian and all you will be able to do it seethe about it whiteboi.
>>157653315This, Christmas was hampered by only showing floorsqueak, but now it's perfect.
>>157653161i would suck every anon in this thread to completion for my team to have a CB
>>157653322I'm gonna laugh when it turns out he somehow committed unreal fraud in order to buy it.
>>157653325Look me in the eyes when you do it. I want to feel your tongue on my balls.
>>157653321It generates literally no money, other than faggy elbows up petulance there's no reason for the CFL if/when the league expands.
>>157653339ok senpai just don't judge my inexperience, i'm no Chiefs fan
>>157653343I would HEEM this pencil neck banker dork.
>>157653333>h-1b mills are getting shut down>suddenly the owner can't afford the team and has to sell to Ballmer
>>157653286Who else would it be?Ovechkin?Crosby? Pls.
>>15765335392% of his assets are American and he sends his troon kid to school in nyc - can he afford an NFL team?
>>157653362>BallmerDEVELOPERS
>>157653372The Teh-chucks (presently Du-sneeds) are collectively the GOAT.
>>157653377DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
>>157653362>h-1b mills are getting shut downLiterally every tech company is getting shut down?
>>157653392We can only hope
>>157653392Yeah, we got Claude now.
>>157653392Tech companies contract to the visa mills for labor, they almost never are the original sponsor.
>>157653343I don't want it to die. It gives me something to watch during the summer
>watching NFL
>>157653489LolLmao
no racism
>>157653176>for some reasonYou’re shitty people and that was before all the poos
>shithawks owned by a Steelers fanlol lmao even
Youngbitch is too afraid to post with his trip
>>157653502Oh yeah how dare we sell raw material on the open market to American companies! The horror!
>>157653532This morning I remembered the Steelers are now coached by Mike McCarthy.
>>157652144>Nine can’t even beat out the corpse of Carson Wentz for QB2Grim, grim state of affairs
6 more hours bros
>>157652260>finedSo the NFL makes money from cheap shots. I suppose we already knew that.
Vikings HC Kevin O'Connell announced Carson Wentz will be the No. 2 backup QB on Sunday vs. the Packers and J.J. McCarthy will be QB32
gonna beat my shit raw until game starts
>>157653412Why aren't you watching baseball!?
>>157653596LOL
>>157653551This but the kiwipussy. Imagine being this scared of the jannies KWAB
>>157653624I still can't believe the leafs choked that one away.
>>157653489Is this the guy with the masculinity bit? He's kinda funny if so.
>>157653624It bores me
>>157653624My sneks play at 6:41 pm
>>157653627>having a qb3 that you drafteddo the kangz really do this lol
I will be watching tonight's game on Strikeout. IYKYK
>>157653619>Game doesn't start for another 6 hoursGodspeed, anon
>>157653627>QB3more like QB3 squared
>>157653559If you want to be treated like a state you need to shape up, that means no FAGGOT netflix tax for quebec tv shows, no FAGGOT certification process keeping our planes from being sold, and ending the FAGGOT import duties on our dairy products.Then we will consider giving you a real foobaw team.
30 hours to season opener. Probably a slurper
>Rasm are still in the air
Can definitely tell no one gives a shit about today. Oh my.
JJ is still cute tho. Built good.
>>157653689There's not a ton to talk about when it's a rematch of the last game played and barely any turnover.
>>157653689I don't give a shit about most days. Also, if you mean the game, this is a supreme slurper of a game and so is tomorrow.
>>157653559Notice I didn’t say anything about economics or current events, and you still replied like a pissy, shitty person. Canadians 101 to anyone who has ever had to actually deal with them.
>>157653689Week 4 is when the season actually starts.
>>157653176He's a pedophile who now thinks he was at ground zero the day of with Bill Belicheck and Lawrence Taylor.
>>157653668QQBB9
>>157653689Week 1 is basically still preseason, there’s very little you can reliably glean from it
>>157653126my donkeys :^)
>>157653723Speaking of pedophiles.
Penis Jr.
>>157653746And there it is
>>157653740
>nineLOLOL
>>157653746Jannys not going to like this one
Friendly reminder that Bitchknees is a dumb fucking retard who was stupid enough to think the Patsies stood a chance in the owl
>>157653751He even got it deleted from 4plebs too KWAB
Michael Penix In Your Boutte Anzalonewill be my new team name
>>157653763Why would somebody even post that? Surely he knows how that looks.
There are grown men in seattle who want Darnold in they bussy
pedosknee KEK
>>157653689I really want to quit my job but I live with my parents so I’m looking for an excuse
>>157653775He’s a deranged liberal from jew england.
Genuinely hilarious knowing that the entire football world doesn't see the eagles as a threat to win the NFC East, let alone a championship threat.
>>157653780Tell them you want to be a NEET they will understand.
>>157653787squirts needs a loaded team in order to do anything, absolute bus rider.
Soon
>>157653161Do you think the cap matters? lol it doesnt
>>157652144Kickoff this bussy
>>157653786>>157653775>>157653763>>157653751>>157653740All the same posts don't make it true.
>>157653730Yes but it COUNTS :)
>>157653810
>>157653787No one thinks Hurts is a legitimate QB
>>157653740What the fuck
>>157653787>Genuinely hilarious that [falsity]What causes this
Everyone’s rating the Giants highly because??????
>>157653831see >>157653786
>>157653792They never understand a fucking thing I say. They always mock me for hating my commute but they both work from home more days than not. It’s like they’ll do anything but agree with me on anything
We are now 5 hours to kickoff, everyone begin prepping battle stations
>>157653842John Harbough was a good coach 14 years ago and raw normalfag lemming instinct
i have an anal fistula
>>157653842Laughs
>>157653863on purpose?
>>157653830In 2 months, this will look completely different
>>157653810Reffies can't help themselves.
>>157653817WHEN I SAY PEDO YOU SAY>PHILEPEDO>PHILEPEDO>PHILEPEDO>PHILE
>>157652739But reddit told me Brady never threw hospital passes.
>>157653817stfu chomo
Getting CTE is literally a skill issueJust don't get hit
>>157653860I am locked in.
>>157653874no i havent been diagnosed or anything but ive had a boil in my gooch for a couple months so im pretty sure thats what it is
>>157653877Find yourself a girl that loves you the same way this reffie loves Nigjigba
>>157653860Still at my stupid fucking shitty job I hate
>>15765362710th overall pick.
>>157653861>raw normalfag lemming instinctIs what you're doingNormal reaction is to think the Giants are mehYou have to be the most anti lemming person ever to be on the Giants bandwagon right now.Which is why it's funLaterz losers!!!!
1004 days since da burrs last beat the Lions.
>>157653895More raw spinach.
>>157653911kek
>>157653911>mehThe giants aren’t even meh. They will be a bottom 5 team
>>157653922Okay ill try that and start hitting it with alcohol wipes
>>157653723yo bitchfaggot post the webm again so we can decide
Cowboys fans are absolutely based and redpilled. Cowchads we just can't stop winning. Are cowcels even trying? LMFAO
>>157653860Hells yes. I got za for everyone just ask
>>157653921The Texans have never beaten the Eagles or Vikings
>>157653911Nobody knows how good the Giants could be because their QB and HB are going to concuss themselves out of the season by week 5.
>>157653945A kingly fridge
>>157653945Cold leftover pizza fuckin rips man
>>157653945finna /nfl/ meetup in Finland at this dudes house
>>157653945...ok. I'd like 2 and a ginger ale. Do Finns have Ginger Ale?
>>157653945Where's that Finnish booze you guys drink?
>>157653945You got any stuffed crust?
>>157653945>>157653981Roger that, moving to objective
>>157653999>asks about Finnish boozy>posts a binnish floozy
>>157653999...Tuuka Rask in a wig.
>>157654012She is a foremost expert at boozing in benisland.
>>157653999Isn't that the region of the world where everyone loves anise flavored booze?
>>157654024You're just saying that because she's 25 years older than you prefer.
>>157654046She's 50? Gottdam.
>>157654056No, 30
>>157653980It's frozen, but let it thaw a bit, it'll be good>>157653992Sure do>>157653999Own drinks bro>>157654000Nah man
>>157653945I'll take like four, plox and ty
>>157654056Missed a decimal point there, chief.
Missed this bussy
>>157654060Sick. LFG
Keep it or need it?
Nick is copying my hot take that Darnold will be considered elite by the end of the season.
>>157654132Kino
>>157654132is minecraft any good? Never played it as i was spending time in dota 2 and war thunder
>>157654132>the city
/cfb/ here to remind you that our weakest mascot would HEEM your strongest mascot
>>157654152It is if you have autiism.
last call
>>157654132Nice. When fallout 4 first dropped I made some dope cities in that, the best one had multiple towers connected by high walkways. Also in THUG I made a map with a secret entrance protected by lava and a tricky grind to a hidden skate park
>>157654168I saw that Michagan game. College has worse refball than the NFL does
>>157654196>MichaganMichigan derp
I'm disgusted to share a thread with this man. All the talk about Trump was projecting.
>>157654196>College has worse refball than the NFL does*gestures at the entire career of brady and mahomes*
>>157654035Not popular here, but I'd probably love it
>>157654168>didn't stick the landing>didnt dive through the tables0/10
>>157654221*gestures at fifth down touchdown*
>>157654220
>>157653098>>157653107
>>157654243Hol the fuck up has he been posting that bean bitch all over /tv/ too?
>>157654221They added a second on the clock so Michigan could get 1 more snap
>>157654273Not even the first time they did that for Michigan this century
>>157654272Probably, he’ll even argue about Trump with his trip on in /tv/.
>>157653945just needs ranch
>>157654221Rule interpretation will literally change based on what conference the crew belongs to. It could be the same play and an SEC crew will rule differently than an ACC crew. College is a clusterfuck.
>>157654307Don't forget LSU is trying to get pro scabs on their amateur team.
>>157654243kek
>>157654314That all ended yesterday
>>157654362I thought they were getting voted out tomorrow.
revisited this several times over the summer and i'm pretty confident in the final result. teams within tiers are ranked from left to rightwas going to have the seahawks in their own super bowl hangover tier until i realized they're still probably the second-best team in the nfc despite all the offseason departureswhile the rams are a cut above everyone else, i feel like the league is the deepest it's been this decade. most of the overachievers from last year made good moves to try and repeat that success, and so did the older powerhouses that underachieved or were ravaged with injuries. after a season of chaos and self-inflicted wounds last year, i expect a lot of kino barnburners between teams from the top 4 tiers
>>157654387Hot take: the cardlels will be good.>Source: it was revealed to me during an absinthe binge
For your Seattle road trip, start by heading to Sparks Pizza in Redmond as that's about an hour using public transit to the stadium
>hotest day of the yearGod, help me!
>>157654427>California
>>157654410I don't really get what they're doing with Beck. He's very old for a rookie with a lot of game experience, not really sure why they paid Brissett.
>>157654445>He's very old for a rookieYeah, he used like 9 years of college eligibility. If football doesn't work out, he's old enough to run for President.
>>157654375Yesterday LSU dropped the whole thing. The two players people were crying and throwing hysterical hissy futs with bubbles coming out of their noses are not being added to the team they gave their last two spots to two other guys insteadIt's all over. You can wipe your tears now and clean yourself up. Hands you a Kleenex
>>157654387You deserve to get drafted for this shit list
>>157654387>teams within tiers are ranked from left to rightWe are going to be better than the Titans, Jets, Falcons, and Dolphins you retard
>>157654445>paid brissett1 year 15mil is nothing for a starting QB. Clear bridge contract
>>157654470>you’re all crying and hysterical>everyone is crying>tears>nose bubble>did I mention you’re all crying?>everyone is just cryingBlowhard faggot
>>157654501yeah but why even have Brissett around? Just play Beck for the full season. If he's good, great, if he's turbo ass, you draft another QB and maybe keep Beck around in a Davis Mills-esque role.
>>157654521You're the guy that was throwing an absolute hysterical hissy futs over two literal who players for no other reason that you're a massive baby
>>157654546>SEC intellectuals
>>157654538I guess they like Beck and think a year to develop under a longtime vet would be beneficial
>>157652162Is your best friend Nick Mullen as well?
>>157654538>yeah but why even have Brissett around?Because every team needs a backup
>>157654546No, that didn’t happen. You post like someone who really wanted to be a bully as a child but wasn’t able
>>157654548Keep cryingYou like crying It's how you got Mommy to make you feel safe
>Chiefs are starting an UDFA rookie at LT against Nik Bonito in Mahomes's first start since he tore his ACL
>>157654538He's a solid backup and a proven not pain in the ass
>>157654572Every ligament must be torn.
>>157654546>>157654572Accusing others of crying doesn’t make you right or any less retarded just fyi
>>157654569You're still crying. It's all over and you're still crying. Why do you like crying so much? It's because youre a massive baby. Nobody likes babies
>>157654570My mom said college football is for people who didn't go to college.
My Redskins.
>>157654592Post it a few dozen more times, statmutt
>>157653240$2 hotdogs at Atlanta. You can't afford not to.
>>157654597Well at least your mom isn't fucking anyone White collar follows collegeBlue collar NFL
>>157654410roster-wise they might not be quite as bad as i thought in may, i even warmed up to the love pick a little bit after it became apparent trey benson's knees are just permafucked, but i'm not too high on the mike lafleur-nate hackett duo and the division is a murderer's row>>157654476yeah, this is one of the hotter takes on the list. skins probably have a higher floor than the jets and dolphins and their division isn't as brutal as the afce, but there's some intriguing potential upside for both miami and nyj, and i still predict a house-cleaning top-10 pick season for waahington
>>157654279When was the first time
>>157654645>ceiling a loser>floor a winner???
>>157654645>ceiling: lose a super bowl. >floor: win a super bowl. ???
>>157654654Penn State game in 2005
>>157654627Nice caste system you jeet.
>>157654597college football fans are spiritually the same as people who peaked in high school
>>157654645His ceiling is Fitzmagic
>incoming mvp season
How many bongs until kickoff
In hindsight pretty easy to agree with this guyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Hl5oxJgssp8
>>157654470If you can't see how catastrophic of a precedent signing ex-nfl players to a college squad would be for the sport as a whole you should immediately kill yourself. Even if those players were dogshit practice squad filler you can't allow it.
>>157654698I just can't believe the front office hasn't told Shanahan yet to calm it down with the brutal practices that is obviously leading to more injuries than other franchises. Yeah yeah yeah I know we like to meme on the substation but apparently the niners practices are retardedly brutal.
>>157654723Even the transfer portal concept is trash. College football as a whole is a fucking mess.
Completely forgot that the Rams almost lost to the Panthers in the playoffs
>>157654445The mind boggling thing about drafting Beck is that the wigger can't throw over 25 yards. He under threw every single deep ball with the Hurricanes last year including the pick in the National Championship that ended the game. They spent a 3rd round pick on a QB who can't fucking throw.
>>157654759I remember 2 years ago he was anticipated to be the 1st overall pick pre-season
>>157654425On the way to stadium you'll pass one of the three Burgermasters in the Seattle metro
>>157654736Kyle is just a shady person he got into a serious car accident and the whole organization covered for him
>>157652583Lmao
UH OH STINKYHopefully he's alright though
>>1576547014 and a few bings
>>157654827>>157652583hahahah
>>157654874What's his fucking problem?
>>157652583>>157654827Hold on, I am kind of uninformed. Is this still about him doing the hand rubbing thing? He was PROMPTED to do it by some jewish guy. This is like if a black guy went to Norway and said "Yo, say nigga to the camera" and he did and then suddenly everyone called the Norwegian guy racist.Did he do anything else? If he did, okay maybe whatever, but I only saw him doing the hand rubbing thing and it is so dumb if they're still on him about that.
>>157654874Cowboys and Patriots should probably be higher, Texans and Eagles should probably be lower.
>>157654895>This is like if a black guy went to Norway and said "Yo, say nigga to the camera"That faggot Kendrick Lamar did that lmao.
>>157654874>Fantasy Football What did they mean by that
>>157654781I miss Burgermaster.
MY PANTHERS ARE GONNA GO 7-10 AND STILL WIN THAT DOG ASS DIVISION
>>157654910the video I saw it was clearly a joke
>>157654736They are. He has famously been filmed telling players that they have to practice hard to build up callouses during training so that they are prepared for the season. Then his teams are consistently the most injured. I think CMC was healthy all of last season because the fucker didn't practice much and was getting robot ligaments in Germany.
The Raiders should just put Brock Bowers on season ending IR. There's no point in them even trying to win games this season so why take a chance with a young player's health?
>>157654832Motherfucker has the knees and hairline of a 60 year old
>>157654915Put up offensive numbers but don't win against good teams.
>>157654832When your best player is a TE youre not gonna win anything
>>157654425I was in Seattle. I got Pizza at this place that was connected to a breakfast bakery place. The breakfast place was awesome and I had a breakfast burger there, then I had pizza later for lunch and the Pizza was great. Weird restaurant though because they both shared the same building and it was like roped off in the middle.Also every restaurant in seattle (unless it is a higher scale place) has a fucking code for the bathroom. I assume this is to keep out homeless people?
>>157654928i'd say jeremiah smith is worth it, but i thought the same about mitsubishi marv and he might already be broken
Who's taking Arch?
Will the Broncos repeat as AFL West champions?
>>157654964well at least >we will potentially be going into the 2027 draft with a top 3 pick and a mid to late round 1st if >we trade Crosby
>>157654938No he's on my fantasy team you bloody bastard sir
>>157653860I still need to find a decent stream.I used to use strikeout but it doesn't seem to work anymore. I'm a relative newfag to the NFL, and I actually was researching just paying for games but I noped out after I saw that even with the most expensive packages through the NFL or even youtube you miss out on like half the games or it has retarded rules about local vs out of market broadcasts. It feels so outdated. My neighborhood is full of transplants who support like 8 different teams. In the age of streaming and jet planes it seems dumb to have this kind of bullshit.
>>157654921
>>157655012The NFL makes a lot of money from broadcasting rights which are indeed very oldschool and don't actually fit in with modern standards. However, it is impossible for the NFL to make up for the lost revenue from broadcasting rights by selling directly to fans. I mean they could just eat the cost and accept less money for a better product for the fans but lmaoooooooooo get serious.
>>157655007There's no if about it. Crosby is moving before the draft if not at the trade deadline. He just makes no sense for the window they're trying to build for.
>>157653126>chargers that highThey have to do anything to prove they're not where we always know they're gonna be; a wild card contender/wild card team that invariably gets bumped in round 1.
>>157655006>TFW my Broncos got relegated to the Arena Football League
>>157654874Who the fuck is Marlo Stanfield? The guy from The Wire? What did he mean by this?
>>157655031i think hell wind up in shitcongo which will be funny because thats the same team gruden traded khalil Mack to many moons ago
There's still 4 hours to go. Still feels like forever.
>>157655019Comes down to Panthers have a QB, the Falcons don't
I can't wait until the game finally starts and by the 3rd quarter, 90% of the gamethread is posting a bunch of offtopic bullshit and barely paying attention to the game.
>>157655036KEK, meant AFC West
>>157655086>Panthers have a QB
>>157655087That's the best part!
>>157652583Who the fuck is Dov Kleiman? Who the FUCK is Dr. Jesse Morse?!
>>157655087As is tradition
>>157655086I still have no idea if this nigga is good or ass. I think I would take him over Stroud now firmly, but that's a low bar.
>>157655098>forever.the.falcons
4 bongs
>>157652583>bend the kneeMore like kiss the wall.
Should I start poopshit over Allen this week? He loves statpadding against garbage teams.
>>157655147Dak is going to nuke the Gnats while Allen will have at least 4 sacks and a pick in Houston
>>157655087>FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE>black qbs
>>157654962They make a mess and do drugs in there if you don't lock them.
>>157655087Where do you think we are?
>>157655185Both of those are on topic
>>157655185>my team would booty blast both of these shit teams.
>>157655127I honestly think Young takes last year's Texans to the bowl. Stroud was so horrendously dogshit he cost them the easiest route to the Superbowl the Texans have ever had.>stoolers with rodgers that shouldn't have been in the playoffs>patriots who were a good, but nowhere near world-beating, team>broncos with nix deadIf Stroud was just ok they would have had a shot at winning it all.
>>157655205those are the only on topic posts in a gamethread.
>>157654827Kek I knew they were going to wrangle that little shit. Don't mess with God's chosen people.
>>157655071Play some vidya
>>157655012>>157655030The NFL is the last product on television people will tune into, and it's the only thing keeping terrestrial broadcasts alive. This is extremely lucrative because the NFL is also the only thing keeping advertisers alive.
>>157655197In Ryback's asshole
so you guys wait like 7 months for the league to start?
>>157655280No we’re waiting 4 hours dumbass
>>157655247its kinda crazy to think that like a good chunk of the US economy is based around a sport and its satellite interests and advertisers
>>157655285kek gottem
>>157655280>Tonight is 7 months awayFeels bad, man.
Rich Eisen has the Bills making the Super Bowl hahahahah
>>157655331How did Joe Buck turn into Mr. Burns so quickly?
>>157655280If you count the preseason, it's more like 6 months.
everyone excited about the halftime show tonight?
>>157655280Yeah it's mainly played in the fall and winter
>>157655346Mike mccready? The Sandusky guy?
>>157655127Thats the funHe's a midget version of Delhomme
>>157655385MIDNIGHT COME AND ME WANT - DELHOMME
harbaugh is going to war
>>157655346how many shekels does it take to get them to sing pretty noose?
>>157655346Not really, but it's cool they have something
>>157655346>soundgarden>in 2026
>>157655280I mean yeah but I totally tune out of the NFL until the draft, then tune out again until the preseason where I really only start paying attention near the end of it. I played a ton of vidya instead.
last digit is how many TDs my nigga Drake dabs on dem Shithawks
>>157655247I can understand from a business perspective but as a consumer it is terrible and just incentivizes me to find illegal streams because they let me watch whatever game I want. I want to give them money but they basically just want me to go fuck myself.
>>157655428Just pay YouTube goy
>>157655408So did he just get CTE from playing QB in the NFL but somehow retained enough mental acuity to be a coach still?
>>157655440It's not CTE, it's pure autism
>>157655346I'M THE WRECK OF YOUI'M THE DEATH OF YOU ALLI'M THE WRECK OF YOUI'M THE BREAK AND THE FAAAAAALL
>>157655440QBs dont get hit as muchAlso its weird that the famous guys never go all CTE innit
>>157655428Redzone bro.
>>157655461You know, aside from the famous guys who got CTE and kill their girlfriends and then themselves.
How are you going to proverbially put some relish and musta on it tonight? E.g. what is something you are going to do that requires relatively little effort but will enhance your viewing experience substantially?
>>157655461Only about 1/7 players have any CTE consistent symptoms at all, which is a lot but it’s strange that a consistent stimulus produces such a disparate result
>>157655434Smart. This is the best time to have to sit a couple guys to finish healing.
>>157655477No actually famous NFL player or coach has ever gone full CTEDon't see McAfee killing his wife and producers
>>157655454God Superunknown is such a great album.
Guys do I order pizza and cheesesteaks for the game or hoagies and fried chicken?
>>157655485At the NFL level you are dealing with genetic oddities, I think if they did a deep study at the P5 level the data shape would differ
>>157655477Philip Adams was literally a Cancer and cancers. Don’t. Kill. People.
>>157655484DUDE
>>157655514This
>>157655507For me, it's chili and sea bass.
>>157655346Is this the best performers they could find from Seattle or Washington for that matter? Are they all dead??
This is one of the comfier sodas on the same block as Lumen Field. Wonder whose ass is sitting on it now
>>157655507Pizza and fried chicken Wait noHoagies and cheesesteaks
>>157655494What about Antonio Brown? The guy we saw get his brains turned to jello live?
>>157655533CTE doesn’t work that way, it’s about many smaller impacts adding up. What happened to AB was plain old TBI
>>157655484Nothing, I have to be a good boy for a while. Normally I'd smoke, but I am having some pretty major teeth work done in like 2-3 weeks and it will be a 4-5 month process (including recovery) and I can't smoke during it anyways, so I quit in preparation like three weeks ago. I'm also being solid about my diet since I gained some weight while traveling.
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We are Justin Herbert playoff wins # of days away from the season start
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>>157655552I smoked the day I got my wisdom teeth removed and nothing happened
>>157655581trip on bitchknees
>>157655408God Bless My Coach! and God Bless My Chargers!
>>157655580kek
My brownies on the bottom of the thread and league!
>>157655653True
500
>>157655507Pizza and fried chicken
>Pedoknees bitched to the jannies
Based jannies
>>157655589I watched my friend try this and he puked
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