Face of a giant killer editionNo girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleLast QF matches>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157649646
rip blocks
The blockx tumbled...
We have now learnt that Blockx is a quitter... as Mayweather said Real Niggas don't quit. He is not a YN
Botic-sama, you now carry the flame of the lowlands
As a filthy casual, is there some sort of appeal of playing the US Open so damn late, talking literally 3AM est? Is every major like this? Sure other sports have similar quirky venues like Mexico City and their high altitude or march madness with the last west coast team usually being a 12am EST tip off.
>>157656621New York is the city that never sleeps. The tennis follows suit.
roblox is a disgrace
>>157656621>talking literally 3AM est? Is every major like this?No just the USOpenis
little zoomy broke his bussycouldnt take that beating all the way through
>>157656689*bucksxy
this is goatic's tournament to lose
Today I am calling him Vandal Sandals
>>157656768Hey he's only half black
Who can possibly stop him?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlzMPp3ceuAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBHu1YenNPchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiG94yrCsZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFRyP3R8XrE
black excellencedeal with it chud
Did this nigga really retire
>yeah man sinncaraz is so boring we need fresh players to watch>alcaraz is out? Sinner is injured? Lmao I'm not watching
>>157656869Me the first one.
>THE Play In Challenger finalistalexander blockx? holy shit i need to watch this match
>>157656869None of these players are fresh though, thats the thingIts just the guys who normally lose to sinner or carlos
>>157656959Or anyone
>At a tournament in Belgrade in April 2022, Russian player Karen Khachanov — currently the men’s world No. 11 — rounded on compatriot Andrey Rublev, who had professed some desire to see peace between his country and Ukraine, and had written “No War Please” on a TV camera lens in February, just as Putin sent his forces toward Kyiv.>Khachanov, according to one locker room figure familiar with the row, argued that talks should not be conducted from a position of strength with the weaker side. Russia, he yelled, should demonstrate its power through the conflict on Ukraine and show its greatness to the world.Z Hour has come for New York, the West has fallen.
I'm gonna say it. I miss Sinner. Tennis was truly better with him in it. I'm hanging up my sombrero.
>>157656983I find this hard to believe considering he's Armenian
Jeez Kachanov's Masters title feel so long ago.
>>157657014I've stopped keeping track of masters titles because so many random frauds and one-hit wonders have managed to sneak one in.
>>157656869I’ve said both of these things
>>157657002Would Sinner moving down your Khachanovs and Tabilos in straight sets really have made the tournament that much more exciting?
>>157657002It's just not the same without an unstoppable force having the Jaws music playing in every tournament...
>>157656983Politico is owned by Axel Springer just like Bild Zeitung. It's most likely made up
>>157657090The unstoppable force who managed to win 3 out of the last 8 slams
Why hasn't the Zverev match started yet?No one is playing and it was scheduled to start right now.
>>157657119It's scary to imagine if the other unstoppable force in Carlitos wasn't present in Australia, Novak would have been on slam venticincos
>>157657119They would be shocked to know that the big 3 all have won 3 Slams in a year at the age of 24, something what the so called dominant Sinner still hasn't achieved
>>157656833That's a list of legendary wins
>>157657162<10 mins according to our commentators
>>157657062Yes because at least then I can watch a champion at work. Alcaraz had plenty of those too I guess.
kino time
Alexander "The Quitter" Blockx.
>>157657500Can I have some?
>>157657465If he was a quitter he would've quit after the second set. Should've just saw the rest of the match through.
all dutchmen look alike
Botted van der vanschloop
Het is vorbij
are the commentators bored?
Shit match boring matxh
Loving McEnroe's honesty - "How on earth did Botic even get to the QFs playing this crazy forehands"
Botic looks absolutely gassed out
>>157658629Obviously after he was killed in 2 really long matches
I'm already thinking the winner of Foe-Shelton going to be tired out by the finals. I could see them going the distance.
>>157656510Has anyone got a gif of Carlos repeatedly trying to shoo the cameraman away and the cameraman keeps coming closer?
they're really milking this interview
>>157659028>>157649862
Okay I take it back. McEnroe while he is a legend not liking that every move both players does is an issue. A long rally now is "playing it safe"..
>>157659480it sorta is if you never make an effort to put the ball away
A ruskie kraut ain’t beating our pacey bruisers in front of 90,000 screaming amerimaniacs
>>157659169Lmao thanks germanon
Struggling with a gassed Botic after a dominant first set. Just Zverev things
Just imagined a Paire/Zandslurp crosscourt forehand rally
>commentator on ESPN saying hurrr there's no solution for the late finishes unless you change the format>Johnny Mac saying to replace the fifth set with a 10 point tiebreakJust put women last in the night session like RG? Or put them on one of the many other courts you have???
>The hour is later than you think. Zverev's already serving out Van der Slurp. The Americans have completed Round of 16.>/atp/: The Americans?>They passed the Quarter-finals on Labor Day Eve, disguised as black tennis players.>/atp/: They've reached the semis?>They will reach the final and defeat any contender.>/atp/: Khachanov!
>be me >watch ESPN Mexico commentators >commentator goes off about the no fue penal match between mexico and the netherlands What the fuck bro I dont care about that shit
>>157659745Don't look up his record against them
jfc zandscoop
>>157660553Kek. Truly rent free.
I told you all Botic would be too tired to put up much of a fight. If this had been a r2 match it could have been an actual barn burner
>>157660737Why didnt he just rest
>>157660626These guys are subhumans seriously
I feel ten feet tall And strong as an ox
I hate serve botsFuck Zverev
What did I just witness. Arrest this man
>>157660553Shut the fuck up Luigi y Batata are based
>>157660995>QUE LINDOOOO>Proceeds to not talk about the matchGo back to Plebbit PacoAnd take your no fue penal with you
The crowd could barely be less enthusiastic. Especially compared to the Shelton/Alcaraz game
>>157661087Maybe they should have scheduled this for midnightSchlurp could have had a nap that way
Carlos is the Justin Bieber of tennis
>>157661559Did Diddy...?
>>157662325truke. you know he's right.
>>157662325>>157662461Nu uh, the level has been abysmal without his presence
>>157662325yes but watching Sinner is better than watching an entire "fun" slam
elite
>>157659745>If a rusky kraut beat a pacey bruiser in a grand slam final and nobody was there to see it, did it really happen?
>>157664170has been for years it's just that there was always ~2 guys who beat him all the time
>>157664170must they always pick that expression?
>>157664170Vulturevic slurped three of those years in the piss era
>>157662325Based Pavvy G got a callout on Nothing Major
Ben, credit where it’s due.What a run. You beat great players, reached your first US Open final, and played some incredible tennis. You earned your place here.Now comes the problem.Me.You’ve got the serve. You’ve got the forehand. You’ve got the energy. You celebrate every winner like you’ve already lifted the trophy.Tomorrow, you might want to save some of that energy.Because this is a Grand Slam final, not a highlight reel.You can serve 220. You can hit the ball as hard as you want. You can scream at the crowd and pump yourself up.None of that changes the scoreboard.And the scoreboard is going to be very uncomfortable for you.I’m not underestimating you. I know exactly how dangerous you are.That’s why I’m telling you this:You don’t stand a chance.You’ve had the tournament of your life.Tomorrow, you get the match of your life.Unfortunately for you, it comes against me.The crowd will be behind you. Your serve will be flying. Your forehand will be flying.And then I’ll break you.Suddenly, the fairy tale becomes a tennis match.So enjoy the entrance. Enjoy the atmosphere. Enjoy hearing 20,000 people scream your name.Because once the first ball is hit, none of them can play for you.You fought your way to the final.I’m here to make sure you don’t make it past it.Bring the serve.Bring the forehand.Bring everything.You’re going to need all of it just to find out how big the gap really is.
't is voorbij (2)
>>157658577fag>>157659480should have known he's an old whiny lesbian
Hearing crazy reports there’s no tennis today?
>>157665176there's doubles, juniors and two ways of wheelchair tennis if you're interested
>>157664170Why is grug not there?
>>157665668His results in Australia before this year were subpar compared to his other showings (besides that loss to Botic)
honestly fuck them for letting the europeans play at night again, how the fuck am I gonna watch this? ten years ago I actually woke up at night to watch shit like this or the ufc and I still went to sleep after but I'm 31 now and can't even fall asleep at midnight because I'm retarded and I cut my arms like an emo
Will Zverev end up with as many slams as Sinner and Alcaraz combined?
gonna have to watch some highlights of Jason dogwalking Zverev to make the pain go away
>>157665817Same. I need someone to remind me what tennis actually looks like
>>157665817This, but with Charles in his Wimbledon wins
Karen’s chances? Nil.
>>157665738you moron the times havent been settled yet. Do you seriously think they are playing both semis at the same time?
>>157665738>or the ufc and I still went to sleep after but I'm 31 now and can't even fall asleep at midnight because I'm retarded and I cut my arms like an emonvm you absolutely are a moron
>>157666316Relax
so what do we do today?
Look at you, Ben. That grin, those bouncing shoulders, the way you walk onto Arthur Ashe like you own the place. You love the noise. Twenty thousand people screaming, waiting for another 140-mile-an-hour serve. You think this is college tennis with a bigger stadium. You think a huge left hand, explosive athleticism, and adrenaline are enough to win a Grand Slam final.It’s cute. But tonight, Arthur Ashe isn’t your playground.You think you’re unpredictable. To me, you’re an open book. Big serve. Big forehand. Big emotions. You live on momentum, but momentum isn’t a strategy. Experience is. Structure is. I’ve spent years surviving five-set battles, taking the hardest shots this tour can produce, and learning exactly what these moments demand.You’re still running on adrenaline and highlights.When we step onto those baselines, the crowd will disappear. I’ll stand behind the line and make this court feel tiny. You’ll serve at 140, and I’ll send it back deep. You want short points? I’ll give you twenty-shot rallies. You want rhythm? I’ll take it away. I’ll drag you from corner to corner until those explosive legs become heavy.And then I’ll attack your backhand until you start questioning every ball you hit.The best part, Ben? I’m not going to give you hope.I’ll break you early. Hold serve. Break you again. By the time you look toward your box for answers, the match will already be gone.You won’t have time to beat your chest. You won’t have time for the telephone celebration. You’ll barely have time to understand what happened.Three sets. Clean. Clinical. No drama.Then you’ll walk to the net, shake my hand, and go back to the locker room with a US Open final on your résumé—and a very clear understanding of the difference between reaching the biggest stage and being ready to win it.So take your breath. Bounce the ball. Serve as hard as you can.I’m waiting.
anyone know what racket this is
>>157666604I think it's the No Girls Allowed model
>>157666525sex
>>157666564not sure about this meme
>>157664929is this for holocaust remembrance?
>>157644418will the German be a grosserer Mann and apologize for trying to convince us Picklesen was legit?
Zverev road to the semisR1 - Sonego R2 - Halys R3 - Tabilo R4 - Darderi QF - Botic van de Zandschulp SF - Khachanov Bro living life on easy mode
>>157666604phwoar
>>157666808crazy it ended up being even easier than thesea gauntlet as tight as sydney sweeneys fanny
>>157666808Hoping he wins so you nerds can obsess and seethe about this for years to come
Seethe potential is high no matter who win>Shelton/Tiafoe - Black>Zverev - muh vulture, DVerev>Khachanov - Russian, Putin supporter, random shitter one slam wonder
I'm fully on the Shel-Train to Midtown.
>>157666778I am deeply sorry for ever trying to even jokingly rate this pickled fraudster and choke artist. I hope one day the Fonz raters will step up and do the same.
>>157666604Yonex Ezone 100
>>157666604>>157667136Not Yonex shaped. It is a Wilson Ultra v5.
Finally a day where i don't get pissed off by delays
Whoa whoa woah woah whoa WHOAThere’s no foids today either?
Was wondering why Cruzza wasn't contesting the boys USO but it seems he's off playing a Challenger insteadOn the one hand I guess it makes sense not to bother since junior slams don't award ATP points but on the other hand it feels a little like a missed opportunity since you're not eligible foreverAlso good to see Max "the Punisher of Punjab" Purcell back in action, hope he can crack back into the top 100 because we seriously need guys who can play
>>157667648Technically for us no because they start after midnight
>>157667687>Cruzzacrust
whatever happened to this guywon his davis cup match then fucked off forever
zbros.....not....again....
>just checked the semiswtf happened?
The fuck is all this "no one has a solution to the late finishes unless you change the format" bullshitThere are obvious solutions but the USTA simply doesn't have the balls to put the women on last or on a smaller court
its just like the noise complaints the tennis center is next to an airport and a baseball stadium, not to mention its in the middle of a giant public park
>>157668087It's so fucking easy to solve. Have 2 matches (1 women, 1 men) on Arthur Ass Stadium and the other 2 matches on Armstrong.
im putting together a team
>>15766834026!!! slams between these fine men
>>157668340Why is it that the WTF is usually filled with players that won't survive the next 5 years?
>>157668087Men must suffer purely so women can have things they dont deserve
>>157666316wtf are you on about. it WILL be the night match
tenis
Why do Americans pretend these people are Black?
>>157668959Nobody applies the one drop rule more rigidly than blacks
Soon to be 26 and then 30 next year
order of play for tomorrow is out btwboth arthur ashe>not before 21:00 proper timezverev - khachanovthe wammens doubles final is before and starts at 18:00 hence the 'not before'and>25:00tfoo - shelly
So who are you supporting? The women beater? The Putin supporter? The black one? The beige one?
>>157669013*soon to be 27 and then 31 >>157668364
>>157669384Putin supporter I guessAlthough woman beater sounds like a great option too, which one is that?
>>157669417Taller one.
Anybody looking for good tennis, don't fret. Passaro and Varillas are currently duking it out on the Genova court. Do people still say duking it out?
>>157669384For me, it's the Beige one
The mutt
What kind of man is named Karen anyway
>>157669564This, but with Franceshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances
>>157669384Any one of them tbqh. Khachanov deserves it least and Zverev would be the funniest because of the sheer seethe he generates.
>>157669384Want SheltonThink Zverev
>>157669691Can't wait for journalistic masterpiece our dear friend Ben (the alpha one) releases once Zverev lifts his second slam trophy
can I watch some games in EU schedule?
>>157669804How come he hasn't locked onto a new host yet? Like Jodar
Can you imagine any other kind of "professional" bringing their daddy to work and having him shout instructions while you do your jobWhy is this only acceptable in sports lol
>>157669870because his dad is his coach? same shit as your wagie manager telling you what to do, retard.
>>157669870You shouldn't be allowed to hear instructions regardless of if it's your dad or anybody else anyway.
>>157669870I'd have loved to have my dad supervising my work. At least until he retired
>>157669870Zverev's dad is his coach too
>>157669921Was he the first slam winner coached by his dad?
>>157669921His dad is a literal soviet commie straight out of the actual USSR
>>157670295>Instantly fucks off to the west after the wall fell to get his sons some better tennis trainingNot exactly a candidate for the Lenin award
Do people not care about doubles?
>>157670597I watch the finals sometimes
>>157670597No. Opelka was right
How do we truly revive the ohbh?
>>157669870bron and bronny jameskeke and nico rosberghe died before it could happen but surely graham and damon hilldondinho and pelegeorge and tim weahdale earnhardt and jr
Is he right?
>The Balls Suck, Chapter 12This is known
>>157670749Bring back serve and volley so baseline rallies matter less
>>157670597I do but I'm busy playing tennis so I can't watch
>>157670597Tennis and squash doubles sucksBadminton doubles is really fun
>>157670891post serve
We’re going to live in a world where Zverev has two slams, the two weakest in history. We were here for it.
>>157670597I think there is potential in the product. ATP doesnt promote it though, so it's hard for the goyim to care.
>>157670749We cant. The future is two forehands or two two-handed backhands. >Are you a forehander or a backhanderwill be the question.
>>157672902She’s actually looking more human these days, married life must suit her
>>157670788>After that many weeks using the tournament balls, I know exactly how they respond. The balls I’m practicing with feel like literal green-dot kids’ balls: incredibly soft, dead, and going nowhere.the truth ball manufacturers dont want to hear: we are playing with kid balls
>>157670749Shame two handers moreTell them how ugly their backhands areOne hand is graceful and kinoTwo is ugly and barbaric, might as well kick the ball
>>157670749smaller rackets and slow the game down even more with ironically the tennis balls tech so they also when hit are not as fast, Sinner and Zverev would tumble down the rankings, Grug would still be up there tho. Serve and volley might well make a comeback
Reminder: Ben Shelton is a MAGA chud. We want Tiafoe to win.
Is the US Open crowd the worst in sports?
ESPN's obsession with showing POC in the audience is amusing. I'm sure USTA supports it because all the pro sports leagues are woke now.
>>157670749federer has it correctmore coaches use 2hbh more players use 2hbhits going to be up to the coaches to teach iti dont think 2fh will ever be competitive at the tour level especially if ball speed starts to increase
>>157672902IDK how you hook up with a woman who looks plastic. Many of these sports chads do it. There are gorgeous all-natural woman out there.
wow. 2 random eastern european women in the final. how exciting. NOT!
>>157676478This is mens tennis tho
very distinctive OP image, good job. Meanwhile /copalib/ has a tennis-palette OP and it's shitting me finding the nonce thread for a gander
>>157676494>what the heck the number one and number two players made it to the final
>>157676388I thought woke was dead
>>157676478Karen isn’t winning
>>157670749Change the textbook so that Stan is the example. He does something quite unusual, he finishes with his chest to the net. This is outright discouraged by coaches because it makes the timing a little harder. Yet it gives the shot more stability/power because it better involves the lower half, and it allows you to continue accelerating through/after contact. Thiem use to do it a little, but most hit it like Fedora. All professional players should hit the shot like Stan. If they did, they would essentially have 2 forehands. They are idiots.
>>157676478As opposed to the multi billionaire heiress and the noisy coloured from Florida with the annoying coach and family entourage?
>>157670788This could have been an email to Wilson like>Hey, pro tennis player Taylor Fritz here, could you please hook me up with a supply of your tournament-quality balls so I don't have to practice with the Chinesium they're stocking at Walmart?and his problem would be resolved within the hour
>>157677480Why should other consumers have to accept substandard balls
>>157670788This faggot should just kill himself
>>157676860The problem with the OHBH isn't power, it's the range. The standard plan of attack when you're playing a wunny is to hit it high above their shoulder, outside of their preferred strike zone, and with modern strings enabling high spin shots, that's easier than ever. Rafa vs Fed made that clear years ago. Difficulty timing the ball is also an issue and not something you want to make even harder, just look at how often Tsitsipas shanks it.
>>157678089>NadalIts possible, just look at the Waw vs. Rafa in Rome 2015Also, Fed's neo backhand, Fed dominated Rafa in 2017 and '18. So one of the options is to counter it by hitting the ohbh very early
I hope US Open winner turns out to be white. Can't stand either Tifoe or Shelldon.
brother none of them are whiteShelton is at least half-Teutonic
>>157678238>So one of the options is to counter it by hitting the ohbh very earlyNot everyone can imitate Fed
Im honestly not that excited to see a slam semi final with Khachanov in it
>>157670788Why are people so illiterate?
>>157679253i didn't even read what he had to say, twice
>>157670788tennis ball producers need more transparency and be held accountable.they absolutely are cutting costs any opportunity they can get to the serious detriment of quality
Unfortunately I will be out rooning when the Tiaton match is on.However, I could listen in. Is there such thing as a tennis radio stream one could tune into?
>>157679401yeah, a discord call with your homie watching it ling
>>157679401Cam Williams and Intuitive Tennis do live commentary on ytube
>>157679401There is actually a US Open radio stream, I think Gill Gross mentioned that he was on ithttps://www.usopen.org/en_US/radio/radio.htmlI've never used it but presumably it'll be active when the games are happening
>>157679444>>157679453Crisp, thanks. Will report back on whichever one works first>>157679432
>>157679401HolgerRuneing?
>>157679496missum
>>157679766you'll see him in Tokyo
>>157679401I'll livestream my Robbie Koenig impression
>>157679766idgi
Karen saving tennis today?
i preferred this thread without (((THAT))) flag posting here
I don't think a world wherein Korean Khachanov reaches a slam final versus France's Tiafoe is a world in which tennis has been saved
I hate those same Jews you hate trust me.
cant you just maybe get a vpn for our sake?
Indeed. Frankly only Zverev can save tennis by not choking to any of these shitters.
>>157680563>>157680580zionists and antisemites like peas in a pod, same as it ever was
>>157680719I'm not an antisemite, I just hate them because they're leeches that contribute nothing to this country but get the most privileges.
You just know both SF matches are going to be uneventful 4 setters where the first 2 sets seem kind of close (but not close enough) and then the last 2 sets are blowouts. Big Z and Benjamin in 4.
Surely we'll be back to regularly scheduled Sinner and Alcaraz SF beatdowns by AO 27?
on Sunday, Ben can make history by becoming the second black man to ever win the US open
>>157680774Will he become a right-hander over the weekend?
>>157680749Kach is well rested, and you underestimate Big Foe at your own risk.
>>157680847So what are your score predictions?
>>157680864Three shitters and Zverev who is mostly not a shitter but always fumbles the ball when actual possibility of success approaches.And yeah, I include his RG in that. He was lucky Cobolli was even more useless than him that day.Still, Zverev in 5, Defoe in 4.
>>157680890*Tiafoe.
>>157680580Based Hamas poster
>>157680890Shelly won the last 3 in a row vs Frankie. Also think he's less gassed. Pickelsen should have won it.
>>157680908Shell is probably extremely gassed too. Sure, he's about three decades younger, but that was a back breaking effort.
>>157678089easily solved by hitting it on the bounce
>karen in a sfkek
Lost my fucking match last night now I'm babyraging. I need to see some blood on the tennis courts today
>>157681156Lest we forget USO 22 and most importantly AO 23. 23 million career earnings while not having any of the pressure of an actual contender. He's living the life.
Sampras came out of retirement to be a spokesperson for a fucking sports gambling app
>>157681442It's insane how much of a stranglehold (((gambling))) companies have on most major sports. USO itself is sponsored by Kalshi. Based Rothenberg (lol) even called them out for denying credentials for journalists that were affiliated with gambling in the past.
And gambling is bad why
>>157680930foe isn’t ready for benis
>>157681314insanely comfy>>157681442unfortunately it's a kino ad
>>157681526Retards can't control themselves and waste all their money chasing the high
>>157681526degenerate
>>157681526Gambling has ruined sports in America. I mean legitimately ruined. Imagine if every time you turned on the TV and your show cut to commercial, instead of seeing things like Mr. Brain's pork faggots or whatever, it was three straight unskippable minutes of annoyingly high quality suckerslop for bingo halls. And every big identity, including ones you respect as people, show up asking you to PLEASE spend just 5 quid bro PLEASE we'll match you 150 quid if you win your first bet bro pleaSe don't look at the fact that if you make your first purchase you're near guaranteed to make more purchases and that's how we sucker you in, just lay down that fiver please please please. It's fucking slimey. Everyone wants their hand in your wallet.
>>157681314
Just did a great big Alex Michelsen in the toilet
>>157681442grim
>>157681851It should have been Novak versus Tommy
>>157681442I don't even have to check early life status anymore, I can tell just by their actions.
Feel like Botics visage is growing more pale and gruesome the longer this OP lingers on
>>157681851we were robbed of a seb korda slam
Betting my house on the double niggers still finding a way to delay the mens match somehow
doubles shitters want to be taken seriously and they cant even play a five set match
>>157682198probably thinking of all the journeymen he'll gift wins in the next few months
Any Marcel Latak ultras in the house? Koenig voice - that was ALL OUT ATTACK from Latak
>>157682277>Jamie MackenzieWhat kind of name is that?
>>157682297Isn't there another German kid as well with a Scottish name? What is going on
>$349 for a racket
>>157681526Its not. It expressely moves capital from stupid people to less stupid people without any return on value. Stupid people are basically slaves anyway and should be treated as such.
Dis kid any good?
>>157682413I know he mysteriously has different names on the main screen of Flashscore and when you click into his profile, which has caught my eye for sure as an interesting talent
>>157682413>brownwho knows
This year's NextGen final will be abhorrent with the top 3 probably not even attending
>>157682437Landy might, 500k for sweeping it
>>157682431that confused me as well
Also who the FUCK is Maxim Mrva
>>157682437>KumstatHow do you go up in that department?
>>157680774Ashe, Federer I got at least two
>>157680743I know that's why you hate Novak so much
>>157682264(((They))) don't want us to enjoy 5 set doubles kino anymore because the next tournament starts Monday and you better be ready to grind it!
>>157682485>>157682493leave it to the Czechs to have the weirdest sounding names imaginable
>>157682437>Darwin BlanchEvery time
>Ticket prices to see the Zverev-Khachanov semifinal are PLUMMETING, now as low as $19 on Stubhub.The only people who hate Zverev more than women are tournament organizers. Has there ever been an anti-draw that was a top 5 player for as long as he was?
>>15768276590% of these ticket are probably on the upper levels of AA where you need a binoculars to see shit anyway
>>157682788Yes, those were the ones selling for $300 until zverev made the semifinals
>>157682808Now imagine the drop it Botic had won
>>157682808and now?
>>157682808zverev is financially ruining tennis
>>157682815>dropthis but the opposite
>>157682765If he was such a unpopular player why does the tournament puts him in every night session?
I dont understand guys that are 6'5" but have effiminate personalities.
>makes "believe all women" fags seethe>makes virtue-signaling journos seethe>makes scalpers and profit-driven kikes seetheHoly based
Guess you could say Marcel is on l'atak (the attack) in this boys singles tournament
>At the age of 12 Mackenzie was wise enough to realise the difficulties that come with trying to become a pro tennis player in New Zealand. So, he and his father Justin - one of the country's leading coaches at the time - decided to make the move to Germany.tennis parents are demented man
>>157683105Tennis refugees welcome. For me it's Diego Dedura
Fear not Zedbros.No top5er in sight
>>157682437THE darwin blanch
>>157668959>pretendHis father is black his mom a kike he's a broccoli zoomer mamzer
>>157683269Whiter than me Mohammed
>>157682818Now its the cost of a stroopwafel
>Khachanegg>Zvvvvv
Can Karen do the unthinkable?
>>157683223The average elo of Zverev's runs to RG and USO glory has got to be sub 1800 right?
>>157683373Making it past the Quarter-final is already season highlight for him
>>157683105Who's the best Kiwi player?
>>157683434Norrie
>>157683383Even though elo is a meme that’s funny
>>1576833831780 average opponent elo in his RG26 run.Only 3 of all big 3 titles had a lower average opponent elo
>>157683373How is it unthinkable? Karen is no Sinner, but he's still very good, and Z-man screws up and loses matches he shouldn't all the time.
This match feels huge.
Insulin permeates the air at the USO. Zverlord can't possibly lose
Zverev is the new Djokerbitch
>>157683583>Anderson above NadalLove elo
50s Australian TV shows kind sucked
What if Domesticabuserev loses this?
>>157683774It would be extremely painfulFor her
Fuckin woke up at 5am on a Saturday for this shit, it better be good
I'm for the russian guy
KAMAN KAREN
>>157683632This but only through obnoxiously long ball bouncing
>>157683905Why would you think that? Have you seen who’s playing
>>157683911I'm for Zverev too.
>>157683941The world #2 and reigning Roland Garros champion vs the former world #8 and two-time previous slam semifinalist?
>>157683982that's what I meant.
Russian German vs Armenian Russian
Z coming forward a lot, playing aggressively, looking confident
>6:7 7:6 6:7 7:6 10:8>Match ends in 5 hoursMy body is ready
>>157683986Vultures yes
Jesus christ that 130kmh ace was lethal
>grand slam champion karen kakanov
I am liking what I see from both
>>157684078Heh
Karen moves like an injured log
>>157683911Digits confirm ruski as the winner. Look at the court they even have it marked out 9/11/01This shit is kiked to the core
>wearing your dress uniform to a tennis gameYou just know she was a therapist or something on base lmao
Karen is shit
Z
>9/11/01
>>157684292This isn't his final form yet
>>157684309He isn’t getting to the final lmao
Kare Bear :/
>>157684321He will.He knows all the tricks
*bounce**bounce**bounce**bounce**bounce*
>>157684321I don't think he meant that Karen's going to get better lol
Roddick and Patty Mac talking about how Zverev is so boring that the audience is falling asleep
a virtually inserted 9/11/01, what a tributehave another one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syDaA1tHR5c
I will not watch the ultra nigger-mulatto semi
Murraybros...
>crowd so silent you can hear the blatant timewasting ball bouncingAnd people wonder why the ticket black market crashed
>>157684360Yeah bad cope from them. He’s just so heckin methodical the crowd don’t react!
HitHitHitKaren error
>>157684389Where's big dick Nick?
>>157684389Draw your Alcaraz prediction
Battered Karen syndrome
>>1576844233 of each then he reventars offdraw it yourself
>>1576844232 AO4 RG7 WI4 US
>>157684423Alcaraz is done, he will never recover to his level from before his latest injuryHe might win some asterix rg and that's all
>fatnaldo eating, drinkingfine
>>1576844235 AO7 RG9 WB5 USO
>>157684456He won't Thiem out
>>157684458Calm down
>>157684490i saw him play in real lifevery calm
Give me quick rundown on Nadal compound.
>>157684389How come the US Open are the most monopoly-proof? Is it the freedom in the air?
>>157684497There’s a sample in a basement in Mallorca and its sister compound in various Belgrade laboratories
>>157684423won't last long. his coach warned he's a lazy mofo, he better rack up as many slams as he can right now because he won't last long , and he might be one of the most talented player ever.
>>157684505CIAniggers fixing the games
>>157684517I’d believe that if he were french
>>157683791Lucky she isn't british
kakaback
Bandana or Cap?
damn
>>157684526ungratefull bastard
>>157684574Thanks for the statue
>>157683583Vulturerbros...
>>157684582kek you son of a bitch, why don't you sit on it?
>>157684389Nadal's RG record is still absolutely insane. It seems so normal to us but in twenty years people won't believe wtf was happening at RG
>>157684599I was being serious. It’s a beautiful thing.
>>157684605not if Rune surpasses it.
>>157684611this world needs more statues
CHANGDD MY MINDFVCK ZVEREV
The Armenian Thor will take it, this set.
>>157684635Post tits
>>157684611>>157676736
>adjusts gold chains
I don't think I've seen Zverev win a point where he hit a forehand slice
kino outfit from the Zed, has to be said.
>>157684681His backhand on the other hand is feared by men and women alike
>>157684700by people in this thread even
>>157684689Looks pink. Whereas Karen is full blown commie. A bit on the nose?
>>157684724Zed's bordeaux.Kakanov is a firm Stalinist, never tries to hide it.
DOOD
>zverev pushing againGrim
Why hasn't this hippie fag cut his hair yet?
Zverev would be sitting at 5 slams if he hadn't injured himself in RG22.He lost his two best years, that would begin right after that tournament.Sinncaraz would have half the hype/slams they have now as well.
Karen gets broken now
>>157684605Guess the player who has the second most RGs
>>157684605>wtf was happeningi know
>>157684777Nah he would either lose to shitters or choke to slightly better shitters
>>157684784that's easy.3rd ones are the tricky ones, many wouldn't guess right.
>>157684777Did you miss the part where sinner and Alcaraz dogwalked him in every single slam you disingenuous fool
Have you noticed how many Alexander or equivalent are in the top 100 of the tour or close to it?Zverev, de Minaur, Tabilo, Blockx, Bublick, Michelsen, Vucic, Kovacevic.I doubt that that name has a 5% incidemce in any country in the world, but somehow tennis is full of it.
>>157684808calm down
>>157684808yes, because he took two years to recover.And when he did he was already past his peak years, sad.A fully confident 2022 Zed would mentally cuck the youngsters.
>>157684820Zverev doesn’t have it in him to cuck anyone. Everyone knows he’s mentally weak.
>>157684827I'd love to know whyHis brother seems to be calm as fuck + I doubt that there was any trauma in his life lolAlso, how the fuck can you be mentally weak at 6ft5 with straight hair
Men's RG: Nadal, 14Men's AO: Novak, 10Women's WB: Navratilova, 9Men's WB: Federer, 8Women's RG: Evert, 7Women's AO: Serena, 7Women's US: Serena&Evert, 6Men's US: Federer&Connors&Sampras, 5
Karen brings shame to the Wilson name
Why are the bad guys always the best athletes. Zverev, Tiger Woods, Jon Jones to name a few. There has to be a corrolation between greatness and doing bad
>>157684865Can the Sinncaraz put their name on it?I say no.
All the Djokovic glazers moved onto Zverev glazing. I think they’re just really big fans of bouncing.
>>157684878He took the set tho
>>157684881Newfren here, why is zverev considered bad?I rooted for him at wimbledon cuz sinner looks likr a chomo
Fonseca, now that was once a Portuguese speaking prospect :(Hope he at least wins a Rio Open before all is set and done.
>>157684882USO possibly. Alcaraz has the talent to match Federer at Wimbledon. It just comes down to fitness and how useless the new next gens are. If they’re like the zoomers the record books will change.
>>157684902He beats women and he is a soviet commie by descent (both parents)
Zverev tactic is just to bounce the ball till it hits 2 seconds till serve time each time and win the ball game.. peak
Both tall servebots, call them the twin towers. Shelsama ben Lockedin will clear
Stop wasting his time
>>157684923Is this real? Kek
boinkboinkboink(verification not required)
>>157684923Man he is such a loser
>>157684881but the goat is novak who is a saintdon't know about goldgsp is a nice guy and arguably on the same level as jonesmessi = nice guy = goat
>>157684899Zverev farming adds stats to next gen so they appear as good competition on Wikipedia
>>157684902He dragged his first girlfriend by the hair while she was taking a shower (maybe unconfirmed). But whats true is he beat up his baby mama which he was forced to pay $450k to avoid getting a criminal record + 200k in legal fees
>>157684923wtf hahhaah
Zverev is the fucking terminator.This is the higest hard court level ever, untouchable stuff from the gentle giant.
>>157684881And Jack Nicklaus is the goat of golf, not TigerTiger was the best for one year, Jack was the best every year
>>157684946>believing women
>>157684861It's the diabetes. It causes bad mood swings and makes you anxious at a base level because you always have to be careful about your sugar level which impacts everything you do, even outside of tennis.
Nah this rating Zverev meme decalms me like crazy
Karen blew his only chance bros
>>157684965damn I feel sorry for himbut just a bit because he grew up rich
>>157684952I love your sarcasm
>>157684946>pulled gf by the hair>slapped around baby mamachances are these skanks have been througy 10x worse during sex and absolutely adored itUnless they showed up properly messed up like in a real fight, I call bs
Zverev's boucing sounds like Roman legions marching. Strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies.
gentle giant always makes me laugh for some reason
Karen is one Gasquet looking mfer
karen going all fucking in, no mercy
Fucking Kek Karen
>>157685010kek he really is, in a quasimodo way
Holy shit Zverev is fucking HIM
The German beats the russian
lol
lmaooooooooo
Just shanx my shit up
These grandpas are such fucking shit
kinoooooooooooooooooo
Zverlingz's career in a nutshell
kini/10
the people love to see it
So who will be Sasha's victim in the final? The nigger or Rodman's son in law?
>>157685024They are both Russian
Karen, the gentle draw destroyer
U just can't beat a peaking Zed
kino
Kare bear finished. I'm finna go out for dinner
>zverev appeals to the crowd for noise>not much noiseoh shit
Zverelite
>>157685045The last of his sanity as 100,000 screaming amerimaniacs laugh at him after every point
Watch Zverev tank this set after an early break and then utterly dominate the 4th one. Such an obvious sript.
Noice
>>157685045he'd KILL tiafoeShelton will probably (unfortunately) win
/its over/Zverev won
BASED
>>157684923
>>157685045>the niggerWhich one?
>>157685066He’ll win in 3 even if he gets broken
>>157685045they could both play him, and he would still win.Easiest big final for Zedgoat.He can already smell the career slam he was promised long ago
YOU DONE MESSED UP KAREN. TAKE YOUR ASS TO O SHAGHENNESY'S OFFICR
>>157685085the black one
it's Khachanova
>>157685091>Grug still knackered>Sinner's knees already exploding>Djokovic old and done>Medvedev washed up>Jodar busy losing to somebody like WaltonCan anybody possibly stop him at AO?
>>157685091>Couldn’t beat Cobobwaty without almost choking in the French>easy big final
Zverev will drop no sets from here
Karen has a slim chance, he would need this set though, as Zed is too strong in the longer matches
>>157685109Sinner again with or without knees
>>157685111He'll let Shelton have a tb one in the final.
>zverev>german
>>157685110first slam nervousness.It's all clear from now on.He will double what old man Wawarinka did
>>157685109He's gonna get Fonsed
>>157685123>tiafoe>american
Why is Karen statelessEveryone knows hes a russkieThey both are actually
>>157685115Last time Sinner had trouble walking, he choked a 2 set lead vs the Juan Manuel Cerundolo. Multiple slam champ Zverev will have a different level of confidence. Don't forget the brutal AO sun. He had trouble vs fucking Schoolkate for a while. But in reality his knees will be fine by January anyway. Let's see what he does about the heat.
>>157685125That's something I would like to see.Fonz taking him to deep waters, Zed prevailing in the end though.
>>157685132Russians have to win 3 more slams to get their flag back
>>157685125The only thing that will get fonsed is the buffet at his favourite Rio restaurant.
fuck it, I will become a full Zverev bandwagonner and costumer, until the end of his career.4 years later, I will finally fully dedicate myself to a tennis player.
>>157684865It's sort of boggling to think that Martina has 59 grand slams.
>>157685112Kind of sad that one of the fittest guys in tennis is a diabetic that is medically disqualified for millitary service
>>15768515259?doubles shit doesn't count.
>>157685158women's shit doesn't count either
No one complained when Novak was bouncing the ball 100 times but they are about to boo Sascha of court
>>157685109Grug will be fine, Sinner probably too. Jodar just needs more time. Fils will lose first round tho
>>157685162very true, specially in this blessed thread.
>>157685149Kek
>>157685137>But in reality his knees will be fine by January anyway.No they won't, he's walking like OJ Simpson already.
>>157685154Given the diabetes his level of fitness and stamina is genuinely insane and one of his truly elite traits.
>>157685177zvegoat is a gift from god
>>157685177Yes, but at the same time it shows how lazy the other players are to be less fit than a guy with a handicap
>>157685164People always complained and they were right to
Let's take bets on what the next thread will be. Mens tennis? Association of Tennis professionals? Gentlemens' tennis? US OPEN SEMI FINALS?
>>157685167Just let me shitpost in peace before we go back to our regularly scheduled Sinner and Alcaraz programme kek. But I have to say, I'm actually looking forward to it after what happened so far in 2026.
>>157685195>/atp/ Men
Just call it xyz to filter the cazzies heh...
Zverev is rarely the shorter player, but his serve is certainly better than almost every guy taller than him
https://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/schedule/index.htmlAdd this to the OP
>>157685123He's notoriously late, he's not german but 100% russian
>pissed offCan you say that on tv?
>>157685220He can't barely speak Russian, is a Bayern fan and loves dogs. He's 99% German
>>157685232My favourite part of tennis is when the court jannies run to the umpire to snitch on a player using a big no-no swear word
>>157685242kek
Karen, what a guy, if he could return or move
God, I can't wait until an American leaves Zverev's ass gaping in the finals.
Someone give him a shot
>>157685238>from Hamburg>is a Bayern customerHe's a disgrace
>>157685252You will probably have to wait for Fritz to not shit himself early for that
>>157685213my brother in christ theres 2 matches left in the tournament
>>157685266Fritz entered this USO?
>>157685275if only he hadn't lost to the lesser Cerundolo...
Is anybody, dare I say it, baking?
>>157685259I wonder if she's a Union or Hertha supporter? HSV and St. Pauli are both shit Clubs, maybe even Bayern is the better option
At least try to break you lanky fucks
>>157685309Me watching the 7 foot tall armless snooker championships
um.... sheltyfoe is due on in an hour
>>157685312Murphy and Trump playing, at this very moment on my second screen
Zverev breaks now and sends the russian back to the front line
>>157685335based no bullshit Zverev
>>157685335Aras aren't russian.
heh imagine if there was a german player whose name ended nig if you catch what im laying down
what is Z-dawg doing?
Its not even like Khachanov is doing bad.. he really hasn't done one thing wrong. Zverev is just better
How do you pronounce "Zverev"?
not even watching anymore, missed the whole set even though the match is right in front of my eyes
>>157685350too true
>>157685353Zuhverev
>>157685353Zeh-vehr-rev
>>157685353Severe-rev
>>157685350Karen is the definition of "jack of all trades, master of none". He doesn't seem to have that one elite weapon that really sets him apart against better players but it is just solid enough at most parts of the game for most of the tour. Other than hiss hilariously bad record vs ohbh players for some reason. His career accomplishments over the year are pretty good for his anemic style of tennis I'd say.
the diabetical beast still hasn't broken a sweat
>>157685353Duh-mess-tick uh-bew-ss
This match is so boring
>>157685397*player
Why do Americans hate Zverev so much?
Khachanov just looks like he should be shoveling hay on a collective farm in Tomsk man
rigged by window movers
The rich fucks do not care
>Arthur Ashe blinding players from the grave
Karen lost only 2 points on serve before the tb
>>157685417>look up random city in Russia>it has half a million inhabitants
>>157685411I love Sascha :) Who is this “Americans” you’re referring to? Is it just the journalist Jew?
>>157685434What's crazy is that Zverev's second serve is almost as fast as his first serve
Kakanov playing the match of his life levelwise, and he still could be straigh-setted.
why are they rooting for the rooskie?
>>157685435izhevsk home of the kalashnikov
this shit is going to 4
>>157685435now do the same for China
>>157685442I'm referring to the Americans who boo whenever he talks to the umpire or cheer when he gets aced
>>157685448Just shows you the depth of the 2026 field.
>>157685449Because he's rank 50 vs rank 2 timmie
>>157685435haha that would never happen in germany
Is it choking time?
>>157685458They boo whenever anyone complains to the umpire and cheer whenever almost anyone gets an ace.
>>157685449Even the cazzies recognise Zverev for what he is: a massive guzzling slurper.
volumes
Muh sleep
lil bro thinks he stefan edberg
>>157685457>Chichong is a major city in the Xuang region with roughly 30,000,000 inhabitants and is known for its big cardboard and roof tile industry
>Cadillac - Never Forget
Khachanov looks like he should be saving Natalie Portman and wielding a massive hammer.
chokeanov
Shankanov
strongmind Zed, kakamind Nov
we are in the bakelight zone, where one cannot bake because someone else must be baking
>>157685492Crazy I was about to say this very thing but decided not to in case Zverev choked it back
Karen is a great choker
Zverev really about to win this set with 50% second serves won compared to Khachanov's 80%
Khachanov is a bitch, the nigger is next. See you on Sunday
Okay now I will say Chokeanov
hahahahaha
What a forgettable match. Outchoking Zverev is impressive.
Reminder that that there were people who thought the Karenator would actually win this. Zverev is simply too clutch and strongmind for this tour. CYGS 2027 loading.
Well done
>>157685504Good night.Im done
Strong mind ZIs the chocking era behind?
Zverev put himself in another slam final.12 years of hurt, now finally paying off.
>>157685496kek good one
>>157685522not really
now we get to watch shelton beat the fuck out of tinyfoe
the two best players on tour just have to be injured and zvegoat is safe
3 sets win, zverez only won two more points
>>157685519Your Cobollis, your Machacs, your Khachanovs and Darderis
>>157685532the classic is to win with fewer points
no wonder tickets were only 20$
>>157685524Sorry...
>>157685531Djokovic also has to be a broken shadow of his past self
>>157685545which he is pretty much all the time now
Respect to Zverev to sticking around for over a decade to collect the slam scraps
OH WOW RG is a given, so he just needs to do it in Australia and he will reach 5!
anyone staying up for the lesser semi?
>german humor
>"I decided to win some majors so I wouldn't have to go on your podcast again">no one laughs
>>157685564The mind is willing but the flesh is weak
>>157685564I have a lesser semi right now
>>157685554>10The Swiss animal.
GOATrev
>>157685564Nope, the atmosphere at American venues is always shit and watching temu Roddick and rapper is just too boring
>>157685581The true GOAT of goats
>>157685584this is why the american crowd hates him.They dread him
>>157685554>Novak's peak was 2015-16>Won half of his slams since 2018
Wheelchair doubles ultras ww@?
>>157685554Shouldn’t fedora be on there twice? He made another 8 in a row from RG 08 to AO 2010
>>157685564I will finish the snooker on my second screen, have a wank and hit the sheets
>>157685603Why the fuck do you have this gay shit saved and ready to post?
>>157685584Breaking women and bucks alike, what can't he do?
>>157685584Now imagine if he loses. Chokerev will be so back.
>>157685591Gigantic volumes
>>157685544I guess there's something with bakelite sticking us together in stasis like in muh animes but that was accidental
600 posts without a new thread? Where are the bakers, you cowards. Do I have to do it again?
>>157685609Because it's funny that Trump posted his dick on insta and that he claimed he got hacked. Proper bellend
>>157685650no way how the fuck did I miss this hahahahfirst his hair, not this, I feel sorry for him
If murricans weren't such fags they should allow the Onkelz to play before the USO finalThis song would go so hard, espically if you think about it, that many people thought Zverev would be an eternal chokerhttps://youtu.be/1R0jVTWQUec
>>157685639Fine, I picked the most generic image I could think of.>>157685762>>157685762>>157685762
