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not posting in a sticky
good evening ball knowers
No sticky for me thanks.
Comfy time
Vikings are retarded for getting rid of Darnold.They would have had a deep playoff run last season if they kept him.
Are these the 2 gayest fanbases in the league?
pedosknee KEK
OH NO NO NO
>>157658219the queenz have always been retarded and haven't won anything despite being gifted some of the league's greatest talents and being protected from the elements in their gay dome.
>>157658225The two tomorrow would like to have a word
Neither of these “teams” have ever beaten the Dodgers
3rd & 5
Streaming for anons, voice open. anti-football faggot jannys tongue my anus.cord code: gg/sqWbpaA2Ey
My Bills would booty blast both of these shit teams.
>flagFUCKING REFS
Maye studied some Mahomes film in the offseason, I see.
Kill all refs
The soccerization of football
I forgot how fucking gay this league is.
Reminder: The reffies are not the bad guys, and they aren't in control of any of this. The sports betting platforms are the ones really giving them their marching orders and are the ones really in control. The reffies are just puppets
>out of the pocket>was clearly in the pocket on the replay
Is NBC shitting the bed for anyone else?
This game already blows, glad I didnt watch the super bowl last year
>>157658502No, your family is just poor
>Sam Darnold out alreadydamn don't think that oblique ever healed. oh well, least we won the SB last year
at least getting crippled in week 1 is still a pretty nice payday
lmao the superbowl champions are kill
>>157658582Worked for Aaron Rodgers
Congrats to Seattle, really impressive to end your season in Week 1!
Everyone laugh at Seattle
>0-0semen slurping sport
this game is retarded on every metric level.
Goodell is a fucking moron for scheduling this game as the opener.
>>157658717lol, just when I thought college football has been ruined enough to push me back toward the NFL. This entire sport has changed, man.
LE HECKIN REAL TIME DATA
Trump just keeps winning
Why do they think we want to see the SB teams in the opener? People are sick of these teams give us some new blood you dumb fags.
>>157658829Goodell is a clueless baby boomer.
>>157658829No team is good tho, literal SB champ Sam Darnold and MVP Stafford. Joke league.
>1st quarter already overbased, preseason was more entertaining than this slopfest
Slurping in Seattle
Will Campbell is a bust.
>no Sam darnold>Faggot ass patriots still finna loseKek
Damn Price looks good.
>>157658800>California, Washington, and Mass. residents >GOPhahahaahaha, no
Sheesh. Blink, and Sam Darnold is hurt before the NFL season can even feel like it’s truly begun.
Drew Lock turns 30 in November.
>>157658893Nevertheless, there’s at least 12 other matchups I’d rather watch than this.
M I L L S
how do the patriots get so lucky, get to play broncs without nix, get to play seattle without darnold
>>157658219t. didn't watch darnold's playoff games in minnesota or the super bowl last year
>STROKES IT
>>157659154It's week 1, this game doesn't matter. Neither of these teams will make the playoffs
>>157658219Darnold shit the bed in every big game for Minnesota and wanted $40m. He’s not that good and he’s not the reason Seattle won the owl.
>>157659188super bowl loser usually disappoints the following season
50 bucks and i'll run through that oline
AJ "skin so" Brown
>>157659199$40 is chump change, Baker is getting $65
>>157659238I’d pay 65 for Baker. Darnold is a fraud.
goyslop
Did Mike Vraebel's wife stay with him? In your opinion, does she have any dignity, and does she deserve respect?
semen slurping
>>157659219what's the avwrage NFL contract, 4 years? so 25% of your team are up and are now "superbowl veterans" whom shitter teams will pay 1.5x their worth for so you have to hit restart
>The STATE of Maye's arm
refs going hard in the paint against the Seahawks already. fuck this fucking sport.
so we're still rewarding shitty qbs with pi calls huh
>literally jump on the defender>defensive pass interference
>>1576580637 plays in wtf lel
>refs destroying the tranny haven of ShitattleKek based
>>157659353Refbros we won
ID on that cancer cunny?
yeah, it's over. Pats pass pro is way better. They basically retooled their team to beat the Seahawks. Seahawks are down too much this game.
>>157659398AND STILL
So Darnold just gonna be a pussy?
Can anyone explain to me why NFL teams invest in defensive players anymore? If you can get a flag for giving an offensive player a dirty look, couldn't you just have a defense of complete nobodies (because the opposing offense is going to score anyway), and just stack your offense and outscore people? Is that the new meta in the NFL?
>>157659353Ya seethe?
>>157659413I'm wearing my ref jersey right now!
Refs already decided this game. What are we hoping for the next one, bros?
>>157659452Bengals tried that, doesn't work
Has anyone made a good amount of money betting on games that are already in progress, just based on early reffie activity in the 1st quarter?
>>157659470reffies pushing the 49jotos over
>>157659478They didn't invest in their O-line though. It could've worked if they were competent
>>157659470Next game will be refball too
Why even try with Lock, just run the ball you will lose less yards.
Pats getting those classic brady era ref calls
>steroid screams intensify
Israel's team will be refballed all night and still lose
Tel Aviv Patriots
Refs beating the SHIT out of the Seahawks.
Radio guy is going crazy that Drew Lock crossed the 50
Drake Maye is HimThe refs haven't been this hot since 2019
HOLY REFS
>>157659557what? if they are getting refballed that means they're getting calls against them
>seatrannies booingkek, indians are so low iq
I am at a bar and the seahawks fans here are fucking PISSED lmao
Ahh yes, refball is so entertaining.
>NOOOOOOOOO MY WEEK 1 SUPER BOWL!!!!!!Shehawks, indeed.
>>157659673Kek they're throwing their curry at the walls rn
SeattlePunt 5 playsPunt 5 playsPunt 4 playsCurrently driving
>three nigger refs
>>157659749Fitting for Shitattle kek. Stunning and brave. I bet they're drug addicts too.
we gotta stop the blizting
>>157659732Make thatSeattlePunt 5 playsPunt 5 playsPunt 4 playsPunt 5 plays
NBC needs to fake some scandal and fire collinsworthhe legitimately annoys the fuck out of me with his dicksucking
Are Seattle the worst Super Bowl winners since the 2003 Bucs
>>157659795Which player is he sucking off?
>>157659795>dogshit game>collinsworth/booth patsy NFL proxy employees in general slurping everybodymakes these games intolerable
>>157659795>not watching any broadcast muted with music on in the backgroundyou know ALOT about dick sucking don't you fag
Seattle's defense will score 21 tonight
>>157659829your mom
>>157659846How's life on the spectrum
>>157659859Hmph
>>157659848They already let jew england score
>>157659879They let them score two more: TD & FG21-17 Seahawks is the final score
Halftime faptime
>>157659975More?
>>157659995hopefully not
i'm too busy analyzing formations and shitposting to listen to announcers it's just background noise. i only listen if there's some retarded clock or refball decision i need to hear
>>157659975are you always this early bro?
kek lock you retard
oh drew lock is brainless. this season is over.
What happened to Darnold?Seeing ghosts?
>>157660103>>157660131Nevermind
17 seconds to go
>>157659975
god this game fucking sucks. goodnight.
Other than the DPI dragon the Patriots haven't really done that much against a depleted Seahawks secondary.
>>157660132Fractured bussy
Goodell actually thought these two squads were elite and that last season's SB wasn't a complete fluke matchup. Putting this absolute shit on as the season opener. Retard.
Sports doctor posted about Darnold injury: here’s the list of possible hip injuries that fit this scenario include:Hip pointer Hip flexor Hip bone bruise Hip fracture (think Ja’Marr Chase) Hip dislocation (think Tua) Pelvis fracture Femur (leg) fracture This is not a common injury. There’s also a possibility that when his right knee hit the turf, it drove the right hip up into the socket. The weight of the tackler was on top of him.
The NFL bubble will eventually burst and people will act shocked, but we will know why. We will know.
Pizza in the oven, not any reason to keep watching the game with Darnold out and the refs favoring the jewish owned Patriots. Fuck this jew ass country.
>>157660185I would rape the absolute shit out of her
>>157660185Built for racemixing
>>157660261Good stick your fat head in the oven and close the door. Thanks
More whites behind the mikes, NBC. Don't need three nigs to communicate simplistic nig thoughts
>>157660185built for calling you ghey and closing the tab
Got a couple party pizzas going here what yall snacking on
Cousins and Crosby for two 1sts and a 3rd. Who says no?
Seattle finna boutta trade for 9
LET'S GO NANNERS
Troonhawks
I hate the sticky. No one ever replies to me
>>157660504I hate every thing about stickies
>>157660359Have you ever noticed how many niggers are in White spaces now? I don’t understand how they afford half of it. I see them on flights, at ski resorts, at whole foods in White areas. It’s like they don’t care that they aren’t welcome in these spaces
>it's another season the Gayriots are blessed with incredible luck before getting stomp when it matters
Patriot WRsMack Hollins played the 2nd most snaps among Pats WRs, but he ran just 3 routes. A lot of run blocking in the first halfDeMario Douglas has played slightly more than Romeo Doubs (15 snaps to 12)
>Patriots: 0 penalties>Seahawks: 6 penaltiesSo the Pats just need to maintain. Don't do anything fancy. Don't get cute. Don't put in much effort, and the refs will drag them across the finish line.
>>157660221KWAB
AJ Brown ded
should they bring back more preseason? guys look like they're not ready to play yet
Please let it be a torn achilles for AJ brownnnnn
>>157660602There goes my fantasty football season, but it's worth it.
>>157660483I can see the 49ers getting dicked hard by the refs against the beloved media darling Rams. Probably going to be bad. They've been sucking the Ram's dicks in the media harder than any team I have seen in a long time. Deep throat GLUCK GLUCKs.
ref chads stay winning
Yeah, roughing. Problem?
>>157660648lol faggot
was gonna say the seahawks have this drive to show me something or im turning on 007 but...morons.
Patriots are REFS SAVE US: the team. I swear to God I need to stop watching this sport.
>Pats crying to the refs even moreHOLY SHIT THIS GAME SUCKS DICK
Imcomplete
>>157660602KWAB
>>157660773REFFIES OWN THIS JOINT NEVER FORGET
>>157660668superteams make a better story when they lose at the end
>>157660622They just need to quit taking such a long summer vacation getting fat and soft Give them 3 weeks off for summer then make them report to the gym and practice the rest
saarhawks
R8 my pizza
>>157660788I remember when you faggots said this same shit in 2021…remind me again who won the super bowl that season?
>>157660902Yummy
>>157660902bland and pedantic/10
>>157660902Lookin bretty dang gewd
Would you rather have a jeet or jew own your team?
AJ Brown is Mohamed Sanu tier
>no flagIf I lived in one of these cities I would murder a ref.
Roger Goodell is getting blown by a Thai ladyboy in a Vegas hotel room right now.
>>157660950>t. Packer fan
i got my hopes up for an absolute semen slurper of a game. why do i never learn
>>157661018um...jealous
>>157661018giwtwm
Dang the defense is starting to look right.
baring turnovers (that would just have a phantom penalty negate it) I don't see blew cock pulling this one out
>>157660902Possibly a solid 8out of 10 depending on one question. Is there garlic in the sauce?
Seahawks fans get to know what it feels like playing the Chiefs every year
Am I imagining things that they are playing commercials over actual plays? It seems like two times now it has come back from a commercial to third down.
>>157661039>muhhh grandpappy paid $200 for this piece of card stock 100 years ago! so, i'm a team owner now!
>4 and out>punt>5 minutes of commercialsgod i fucking missed this dogshit sport
12bros... it's time to make the call
>>157661204you tell me another to make 60 minutes into 3+ hours.
COOOOOOOOOOOP
HOWEVER
It’s so over…
FLAYG IS DOWN FLAYG IS DOWN
Why is EVERY game with >black refs FULL of controversy?
That's my penaltyhawks
At least Myers is still doing his job.
how you guys want your game?
I say suh, you committed an infraction suh
Njigba
Brewers gagging on various unhealthy sausage type meats rn
No pass interference on the gaytriots for running into JSN during a route...nice (((league)))
I cant even tell what half of these ads are selling
Who else her dad?
That penalty was promised 3000 years ago
>>157661489gambling or donating to "childhood cancer"
>>157658829This. I want Jets-Colts on opening night
>>157661508What kind of dickhead would donate money to childhood cancer?
Where is AJ Brown?
>>157661489>interracial relationship propaganda>gambling>the new and cool pill you and your family can take>stop jewish hateThose are the big 4.
>>157661552Oi vey SHUT IT DOWN THEY KNOW
Why no Diana Russini sideline report? What happened?
>>157661598they found out being a reporter wasn't the only side thing she was.
I basically missed the whole game thinking it starts tomorrow oh well>The Rams and 49ers will be kicking off at 10:35 a.m. Australian time on Fridaylol
>>157661659is that really much different than college games starting at 11:00am in Saturday? Or 8:00am on Sunday?
>>157661533No one likes the Pats you dumb bitch
HAHAHAHAHAAA FAKE GAYE
INTERCEEEEPTTTTEEEEEEDDDDD
oh dear
>DRAKE MAYBE SHITE
FAKE AND GAYE
HOLY FUCKING CLUTCH
FAKE GAYE
tip game is strong
>>157661598Her mouth is full
NIGGBAAAA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHATIE GAME
game over
Why did the oats give up
lelPootriots on sucicide watch
SeattlePunt 5 playsPunt 5 playsPunt 4 playsPunt 5 playsEnd of Half at Own 25 - 6 playersPunt 4 playsFGTD
Drew Lock gonna expose this “MVP”
Hahaha fuck the refs
>>157661872Someone in the sticky DID mention they are 2nd half team.
Where was Christian Gonzalez isn't he the highest paid at his position??????
If it werent for the refs the Hawks would be up now by 4
>>157661985and if they had emmanwori they would have 3-4 sacks and a coule more turnovers
Doubs fucking sucks
DROOOP
HOW CAN YOU DROP IT THESE SHITTERS
no refunds patriots
NICE DROP FAGGOT!
Shouldnt be allowed to wear those stupid caps in game. Hahahahahaha fake gaye
FAKEGAY
kino switch got flipped I see.
WHAT A MEATBALL KEK.
ACK!
Gaye back into MVP form
SECOND INT
>drake gayelollmao even
>>157661549ankle injury
>easiest schedule in history>make playoffs>get to take on qb with broken leg>snow game>barely get by>play real teams this year>cant even beat a dead qb team>will be lucky to get 7 winsask brady to come back fucking frauds
When will the Patriots get a good quarterback
>>157662156His pussy hurts
>ONE SEASON WONDER>N>E>S>E>A>S>O>N>W>O>N>D>E>R
Not again.......
>>157662173Next week.
HORSE COCK LOCK
Lock playing like he isn't gonna be the QB1 in week 2.
ANDREW VICK
Jalen Milroe QB 1 next week.
Kill all refs and collinsworth
NFL is so fixed bros I hate it nowadays
>>157662333I haven't listened to a single SECOND of this (((broadcast))) and this is one of the more fun nights of SNF I have enjoyed.
“((They’re)) just gonna let em play” wow thanks Chris, I wonder why.
>>157662369its wednesday
>>157662369>>157662389KWABBED that anon
>>157662379>>157662333Yes officers, this is the one that you should keep an eye on.
>>157662389retard. that's the name of the show. go back to /hoc/ canacuck
We just getting started
>team can only beat backup and shit QBs>can't beat this team's backup and shit QBit's all over for the Pats, 6-11 season incoming
How many illegal aliens does bobby kraft rape this weekend after jew england loses again?
Its ogre
GO FOR IT PUSSIES!
SEA!!!
A!
TULL!!!
Seahawks blinked by not bringing pressure and turning into fags and falling back into coverage.
first game of the season and its an absolute snoozer just like superb owl. its ogre bros
why do the gaytriots have so many cuck helmet players?
Jesus christ pusses. Just cause a guy's head touches the field doesnt mean he has a concussion.
>>157662815Semen inflates the helmets
Drake Maye the type of nigga
>>157662832jew owners are afraid of losing a few more hundred thousands to CTE lawsuits. They'll do anything to stop them.
FAKE GAYE DISASTERCLASS
fake and gay big junior year regression incoming
TOP FUCKINGG KEK
GAYE AS FUCK
That's what "being brave" gets you with a terrible quarterback
drake the schedule maye
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
GAME, BLOUSES
>the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out >the schedule already being found out
drake maye AIN'T itpats should get rid of him while his stock is still high
>dreck gaye
OH NO, DISASTER, WHAT A BAD IDEA
>Homosexualtriots
DO YOU WIN THE GAME IN THE FIRST QUARTER?
Absolutely delicious.
AWWWWWWWW YEAH MOTHAFUCKAS
KWAB
>>157662989NO
How do you lose to a team after taking out their QB
>white QBs
hawks gotta clean up the penalties but i will take giving up only 10pts all season
>>157662708update?
>>157663028Seahawks just win baby. they own several teams now.
I’m gonna go jerk off to bbc porn
SEA-PATS BROSHIP STILL ALIVE AND WELL
>>157663061The only thing that can beat White QBs are other white QBs.
time for the pats to tank for arch, this mayo kid aint it brother
>>157663011"The raped man"
>Fake & Gaye
lol @ the scatslol @ robert kraft>the shitty of boston
>>157663070Especially with Emanwori and Okada out.
Drake Maye is legitimately terrible and only put up good stats last year because they were ahead of terrible teams most of the season. He's like an inverse Tom Brady. The closer the game gets the more shit he becomes.And I was literally born in Boston. The rest of the country must be laughing at this wet diaper of a QB.
>>157663165yep, if emmanwori was playing they probably got a couple more sacks including strip sack for 6 kek
>>157663070>>157663165>it was no k9>it was no secondary>it was no starting quarterback
Bill Simmons pod will be gold all season. The Celtics are also cooked.
lmao lock is so nervous in that interview
>>157663219Pro Football Hall of Famer, Kenny Easley, is pleased with this win.>>157663266Jobe was even more nervous. BOOK OF JOBE
kek based Lock on SVP
>>157662185
Price is better than K9
>>157662772brainlet takego watch basketball, tik tok boy
>>157664367>>157662772The game was a snoozer until it became an absolute kino banger by the end.
>GAYTRIOTS
