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Can they repeat?
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ODog: Alive
Real Kyper: Cancelled
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might as well make trades illegal since every player has a no-trade clause now
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it's like that old saying: he who laffs last, last laffed in 1967.
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I imagine Dylan Larkin calling up.the red wings brass for an update on his trade demand and they're like "we're all over it" then hang up the phone and they all burst out laughing with Stevie Y doing hip thrusts
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>>157665501
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BREAKING NEWS. Mama stanley will no longer support the Oilers. She is a Flames fan now
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/FtLauderdalebound/
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>>157665528
Trades should be illegal unless the player demands a trade. Then teams should be forced to trade that player to his preferred destination for future considerations or cap dumps.
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>>157665798
Shut the fuck up Dylan
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https://www.eliteprospects.com/team/38100/crystal-beach-academy-u18-aaa
Mongolians and japs and aussies!!!
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>>157665538
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>>157665501
>ded wongs - e
you love to see it
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>>157665912
https://youtu.be/By3X3KqLlxw
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>>157665501
saar you bastard son of beech we are making Cup of new raising of silver bastard saar
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>>157665804
Being traded can be very emotionally and psychologically damaging to a player. And not to talka bout their families who have to uproot their entire lives.
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Good morning white people
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>>157666077
good morning saar, watch out for the train.
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>>157665983
please must remain in agitated sacredness of condition saar8
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>>157666021
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Huomenta
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Who would he support?
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>>157666351
you fucking off
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>>157666353
too late im fucking in
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>>157666351
The preds probably
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Why didn't the nux/flames tank for bedard/mckenna?
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Accidentally did a Chinese accent at work bros. It did not go over well.
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haiyaaaaa
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herro prease
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i rill haave some fwied wice and owange cheecan
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me rike the maper reafs herro prease
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>>157666635
>>157666643
>>157666669
This isn't funny I think I'm actually in trouble
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>>157666677
tell them your grandfather is Chinese
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for me its doing negro voice at work to pop the manager from alabama
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speak a little chinese for 'em, derek
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>>157666677
When I first started at my company, I called myself a retard in an internal work chat with one of my managers. I did not respond the warning he gave me and it was never mentioned it again. Been waging away for six years now.
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>>157666677
Apologize and promise to never do it again
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>>157665501
Yes
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>>157665501
Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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https://youtu.be/0WjdX1rTDEU
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>goylers
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>>157666797
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>>157666601
>>157666677
>chuds getting their comeuppance
You love to see it
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>>157666823
God I want her to bully me so badly and call me a little dicked loser while she jockeys a bbc
Go flyers btw!
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>plan the parade
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>>157665898
NOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT SAMIR IT'S NOT WORTH IT NO WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT IT IS PROBABLY WORTH IT YESSSSSSSSSSS
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samir mentioned
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>>157666785
my hero and boyfriend <333
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>>157666876
unfortunately the retard called the wrong person samir in a feeble and failed attempt to fit in
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>>157666897
OK, Samir. You stink bad.
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>>157666897
yes, the legend of samir grows
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Can't spell samir without sir...
...saaaaaaaaaaar.
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>>157666919
Thank you saar I will make deposit on Yonge St in your honoring.
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Got a massive Nico Hischier I'm about to unload in the office restroom
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>>157666786
>Rapper Lil Wayne paid his respects Thursday to former NHL player, coach and analyst Barry Melrose following his death at the age of 70.

Born in Kelvington, Saskatchewan, Canada, Melrose played three seasons as a defenseman for the World Hockey Association's Cincinnati Stingers before playing for the Winnipeg Jets, Toronto Maple Leafs and Detroit Red Wings over the course of a six-year NHL career.

Melrose then transitioned into coaching at the junior and AHL levels, leading to him being named head coach of the Los Angeles Kings in 1992.

Led on the ice by Wayne Gretzky, the Kings reached the 1993 Stanley Cup Final where they fell to the Montreal Canadiens in five games.
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>>157666876
I will mention stephen, trb and bud
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RIP Charlie Kirk
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>>157666970
S
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Boomer Melrose has passed away.
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Melrose had a great mullet
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>>157666970
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>>157666970
Macklin Celebrini's Croatian ancestors are from the island of Krk
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>”RIP Barry Melrose I’ll always remember grabbing your mullet while you beat my guts”
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samir you are breaking the puck
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>>157666984
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Did Barry Melrose an hero because he was sick? Sad.
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>>157665501
You faggots, I made this thread for serious hockey discussion on an important topic, and all I see is dozens of shitposts. Get on that line it's time for some herbies.
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>>157667105
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when you die do not go to the light or trust entities pretending to be loved ones. that way you wont reincarnate and be stuck in the soul trap
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>>157667105
>laffs
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>>157667105
can it nerd
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Gary should do a Canes/Vegas rematch for the 1st game of the season but instead do it at a really shitty timeslot like the NFL last night. Like a 1:30 EST Tuesday afternoon game
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>>157667130
>You're getting worse and worse every day and right now you're playing like it's next month.
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>>157667122
>when you die do not go to the light
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I am not a fan of the Tkachuk family
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>>157667122
>inferring that /hoc/ is not a soul trap
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/hoc/ is my favorite soul trap
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>>157667105
What are the odds that the Habs become the strongest eastern team? They have a lot of young talent
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>>157667144
This
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/hoc/ is where all my frens are
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>>157667262
They're short of the top. This will be a big year for them.
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Barry Melrose is the father of every poster in this thread
>He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!
One time I was with Melrose's in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Melrose goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Barry Melrose! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'barrymelrose!' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty damn good for a deer
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>>157667262
Hasb will likely win the Atlantic and quite possibly the entire East. I could see them making it to the Final but losing because we all know how Gary operates.
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I don't want to have to deal with the stress of Canadians making the finals again. Last season was so nice that I was able to be happy with either team
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>>157667309
I don’t see a major competition for them in the east - the canes feel like flukes, Tampa is starting to rebuild, and the kitties are on the downswing
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If the kongs had won in '93 the 1993 taunt would be rolled back like 20 years , Melrose kwab
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>>157667341
That's the thing though, hasbs were the flukes last season.
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>>157667276
my american cousin called me to tell me melrose had died, I think yankees liked him (he was a likable guy)
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>>157667176
and how would the immortal Judge know? Huh? He only knows how to kill natives and rape and eat boys (he currently works for the WEF)
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>>157667335
some 'nadians will make the finals, just not on a 'nadian team
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>>157667377
Papa Ilitch thought he was a bitch and ran him off.
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>>157667361
They just need to practice getting more than 9 shots on goal
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Just took a massive Jesper Bratt, the kind where you need to take your shirt off in order to handle it
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>>157666021
their husband/dad makes millions, don't care
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/ourguy/
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>>157667411
Just got a spam call from Quebec. The frog mafia is coming for my scalp.
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nobody asked you fucking retarded bitch
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>>157667451
see
>>157667391
moron
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>>157667428
league minimum is 850k
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>>157667456
just say you didnt read the book (too spooky for you)
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>>157667275
Based
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>>157667471
Fuck Off, retard
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>>157667465
Shannon says next year or the year after it will be a cool million
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>>157667479
you lost to bud, mitch, and rito
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>>157667479
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
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tfw you burp and it tastes like the midnight snack you had 12 hours prior
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>>157665501
Panties are the only ones who can vault forward. The rest may hover around where they're at.
>t. knower
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>>157667481
shannon doesnt know anything he isnt told
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>>157667465
Imagining if only I could have been born in Canada instead of Houston. I could have learned to play hockey and made a lot of money
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>>157667441
https://archive.org/details/mexican.-war-confession-samuel-chamberlain/mode/2up

based im going to print the 313 pages on the work xerox fuck amazon asking 40 to 100 for it.
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>>157667503
you would make even more money playing baseball or football
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>scoreless draws
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>>157667508
I was bad at baseball though
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>>157667523
you dont need to learn to skate to play baseball, you would have been bad at hockey all the same
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I am a fan of the Tkachuk family nyo!
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>being bad at baseball
kwab
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>>157667514
you have 0 wins and no inheritance kwarb
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>>157667545
Fuck Off, retard
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>>157667503
>born in Canada
OK but you'd be a gay pajeet is it worth it?
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>>157667548
your brother got the property and you’re on welfare kwarb
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>>157667538
99.999999998% of humanity is bad at baseball.
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>>157667578
fake
i would've been a star shortstop in taiwan or worst korea if i didn't stop playing when i was 10
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>>157667578
so everyone but Ohtani? man, that's tough
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>>157667555
Those aren't even born in Canada though, especially not back in the 1900s when I'm referring to. Idk if being gay is worth it though, I could just give myself conversion therapy I think
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>>157667239
Neither am I. They’re annoying
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>the wide world of scoreless draws
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>>157667595
>give myself conversion therapy
Sucking your own cock is still gay.
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>>157667603
>wide
much like your anus on 04/17/2022
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>>157667625
plus, you gotta be a really good shape to be that flexible
that's dedication
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Is this the biggest retard in pro sports?
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>>157667641
certainly competing for it
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is it the hockey equinox or hockey solstice?
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Looking forward to October bros
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I'm not a fan of Evander Kane or Darnell Nurse
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>>157667717
Hockey equinox is the first day of the season and the SCF. Hockey solstices are the Winter Classic and the draft day
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>>157667723
thoughts on matt dumba?
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>>157667718
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matt bunda
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>>157667718
Same :) I love the fall
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>scoreless draws
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>the city of Tychy
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Congrats, Bill
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Now I've done it again.
I've been mean to myself.
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>vague posting homosexual
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>>157667820
We must learn to appreciate ourselves
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>>157667847
One day I will leave /hoc/, all other days I won't.
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>/hoc/


>practicing self-love as a safe alternative to prostitution
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>>157667860
you're literally internationally known as a rape victim and a cripple
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>>157667863
good post
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>rags
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man losing the 2020 memorial cup really fucked up the kelowna rockets
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>>157667909
Why
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>>157667793
'grats to my nigga Stan Wong, much deserved.
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>>157667793
>his sister steals his thunder
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>>157667998
JEN
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>JEN
another forced trb meme
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McDavid is too autistic to understand formenton
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Jlmi is the undisputed champion of /hoc/ memes and nobody can convince me otherwise
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>>157666866
samir is an oilers fan nufag retard
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>>157667860
You should practice killing yourself you raped faggot
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Shane Shite loloolololol
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>>157668062
no he isnt retard
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>>157668062
Samir is a laffsturd, faglord.
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trb got mindbroken by bud1 meme (had to go to doctor irl, not a joke) that he invented samir to cope with being the butt of a joke
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If I was president, I would mend the divide between our two countries by renaming Lake America to Lake Wayne Gretzky
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>>157668020
agreed
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so how many wendys have you opened and operated this summer on your road to becoming a nhl gm, /hoc/?
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https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/varmland/shl-aterinfor-red-bull-overtime-supportrar-fortsatter-protestera
Swedes are fags.
Pocky should sponsor Flames OT @Glico
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>>157668131
I prefer Denny's tbqhwyf
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>>157668115
OK Samir. You smell awful.
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>>157668062
Real knower
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>>157668149
turn your monitor on
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>>157668164
Turn your stench off.
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Turn your bud 1
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turn your stench off sar
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I don't know if its the algorithm algorithm-ing but I'm getting a lot of raped bitch discourse on my /hoc/ feed today
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I'm getting a lot of Samir stench on my /hoc/ today.
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when xhe first started posting here 8 years ago trb was 39. he still had time to turn his life around, but alas... bud1
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Seriously though trb kys
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>>157667909
shea weber played for the kelowna rockets
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My shit gimmicks for retards detector is on the fritz today
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>>157668093
>>157668096
literal negative iq retards. even moreso than trb.
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>>157668260
OK, faglord.
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>>157668131
I haven’t had a frostys in a long time
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Insane kelowna posse
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>>157668266
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>>157668266
we don't sign our posts here. you seem upset tho
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Would you date a PWHL player, or are you too fragile to be the submissive one in the relationship?
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>>157667773
>>157667773
>>157667835
>>157667860
Where's the rape butto
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>>157668277
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just logged in
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8 crucial years... wasted... bud truly won
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>>157668287
>we don't sign our posts here
Sure you do
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>>157668131
0
i work at mr sub
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>>157668020
100%
its not even some epin inside joke
one day in a random thread some retard posted a response with poor spelling
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the samir stench gimmick kid is bottom 3 worst of all time
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>>157668119
we tried that with a bridge and your president had to be a baby about it
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>>157668241
>>157668317
Life long posting apprentice
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>>157668289
Yes but only if she makes enough to let me be a house husband
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Spencer Foo left the Shanghai Dragons to sign with Sochi.
Sochi have released him.
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trb's neighbours report him crying nightly about the 8 years he wasted. not just normal crying but scream crying
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do you think trb talks about /hoc/ in his crippled military service members support groups?
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>>157668435
I pity the foo
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queers are agitated today (and queering off of course)
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Windy always wins.
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>my name is trb and i'm a bud1holic
>sir that chair is only rated to 500lbs
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Merry Kirkmas
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>>157668435
Foo Fighter lost
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*throws mentos at the stage*
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>>157668619
Slow down, we're not even at Halloweiner yet
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just washed my pucks
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>>157668653
Without me? ;P
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>>157668653
just kidding haha
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>>157668653
wouldn't it be funny if you sent a pic? lol not really though, unless you wanted to...
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KWABOTY
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>>157668653
I showed you my stick. pls respond
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>Chris Kreider clears and is now an unrestricted free agent
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>>157668653
dumb bitch it was a joke obviously because ur actually ugly and fat. this is why no one likes u all females are the same
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>>157668653
this is my everyday machine
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>>157668819
That’s why you’re an incel
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trb really thought he could be a welfare queen for the rest of his life because he was certain he would be inheriting a property. unfortunately he was as right about that as he was about playoff goals counting towards a regular season record
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Take your meds you schizo freaks
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fuck you dude ALL DOCTORS ARE BASTARDS
ADAB ADAB ADAB
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trb in 2018 had it all planned out. he was going to be the cool wise uncle that /hoc/ admired, teaching newfish about how the goal scoring record was broken, and he would be doing it all from his newly inherited property. instead he got raped by a weeaboo lolcow and lost the property to his successful brother while shaking in anger over having limited income and an unlimited waist size.
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>>157668943
Get a job
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>>157668978
the three words trb fears most besides “islanders missed playoffs”
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>>157668992
Who cares man
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>>157669019
chilly easter evening
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he could just lay low for a while, this is an anonymous image board after all, but he just keeps taking the bait and defending his epersona with his trademarked catchphrases. what a disturbed individual
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>>157668992
And "deliver this burrito"
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>>157669023
>>157669051
>>157669053
You know the raped fag literally only posts with the same images right?
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>>157669051
>what a disturbed individual
There's more than one of you queers thoughbeit.
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bullying trb is a great honor for me and makes me walk with my head held high
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>Utah declares 9/10 as Charlie Kirk Day
Mammoth bros....we will carry the flame
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>>157669127
Has Keller made a statement yet?
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>>157669127
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>>157669127
>>>/r/hockey
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>>157669146
What about Tage Thompson?
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>>157669092
get fucked fat homo
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i remember the devils drafted tage thompson's super bust brother
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>>157669361
Remember when the aves drafted makar’s brother in the 7th round out of pity?
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>>157669340
> seething queer is seething
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[whiny bitch voice]
seething queer is seething
[/whiny bitch voice]
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>>157669451
he played in at least 5 games last season
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>>157669574
> the stench... the stench
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we are reaching criticality
samir mention imminent
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>>157665501
How the fuck did these retards manage to lose 50 (fifty) games?
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>hiring jannettys
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>>157669592
Send him back to Umass
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>>157669792
sam was the jannetty of the /hoc/ podcast duo
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>>157669776
american captain
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>*hears you talking shit*
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>>157669776
laffs have been dogshit for 70 years, so losing is normal
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>>157669776
Don't look up the canucks record
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>>157669881
that must be why ded wongs fans lash out
losing is new to them and they are losing harder than anyone else in the league right now
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>laffs
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>>157669881
Careful, Samir will start back stinking, seething and queering off.
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>>157669688
we have reached samir meltdown
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>>157670012
that's every day
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erryday I'm /hoc/'n and
erryday I'm /hoc/'n and
erryday I'm /hoc/'n and
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Retard
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>>157669117
> queer pride
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>>157669795
Zac Jones signed with the Mammoth
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>>157669117
>bullying a gay disabled military vet
>on the eve of bud11
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They killer him over this
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>>157670262
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>>157670262
My bruins are oppressed
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>>157670272
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>>157670286
I wonder what his reasoning for this post was
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>>157670262
>>157670272
>>157670286
Are his posts glowing because he is a ghost
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>>157670262
Wasn't he like 16 when he tweeted this?
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well this edition of hoc has been terrible. Can someone start a new thread? and anyone who posted in this one maybe sit that thread out?
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>>157670389
sorry about your team
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>>157670389
Better posts will come once the wagies log in
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>>157670389
Retard
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It’s time for Disney to own the ducks again
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>>157669127
TUSKS UP
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Forgot Keith Tkachuk made the hall of fame this year
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>>157670513
When’s the outdoor game in Orlando?
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>>157670389
>laffs
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>>157670513
Disney should buy MLE since our leafs are the most mickey mouse team
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>>157670533
Raped bitch
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suzuki-san will cure your aches
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>>157670921
i wonder how much him and nate dawg get pais to humiliate themselves that much.
they don't talk in the commercial so my guess is 500,000$US for a day of filming/dressing up?
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>>157670932
Both of them want to create more autistic hockey players
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>>157671022
hockey is for everyone :)
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>only 0days 5hours and 39minutes away
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>>157671068
the new moon?
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>laffs
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>>157671068
remember to refer to it properly as the cbc has requested
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just got home from at 72 hour shift the hard work factory and I thank God everyday that theres a team us hard working blue collar flamiacs can cheer for like the Flames
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>>157671204
>the american federal government is butthurt about sourcing guidelines
I'd laugh at you but CBC caved so I don't know who's more pathetic
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>>157671224
There is no God
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What’s up with Michigan?
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>>157671311
Then how do you explain hockey returning?
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Isn't that literally what the Panthers did to them? Soilers pre-cope is going hard already.
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>>157671313
too many canacucks
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>>157671313
gay shenanigans
it's everywhere, hard to get away from it in an academic institution with so many alumni
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>>157671333
checked
God loves hockey
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grilled cheese
WHAT
some ham in there
WHAT
tomato soup
WHAT
couple pickles
WHAT
saltine crackers
WHAT
gimme a hell yeah
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>>157671313
Oh so now it's bad to do the Michigan
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>>157671313
wonder if 8 milly dilly got his nuts torched
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>>157671313
That's not a Michigan thing, it's everywhere. The cool kid cliques on my teams were some of the gayest people I've ever been around. One of the biggest things I disliked about playing hockey.
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>>157671434
just a bit of banter
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>>157671204
>a trans cultural manifestation
kinda deserved penulty tbqh
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>scoreless draws
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watching some OHL pre season on the FLO, lads
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>>157671434
The only way to dodge the hazing was to throw punches. Usually there's 1 faggot you can persuade if you swing freely.
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budbot performed an AND 0x00 on every value in trbot's ROM on 04/17/2022
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>the city of London, ON
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I hate rapey so FUCKing much bro's
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>>157671572
Shutup and take your pants off so I can shave your genitals
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>>157671572
based and same
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>>157671434
Is it like this in women's hockey or is it the other way and the cool kids all have arranged christian straight marriages
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>most dangerous draw at the Slush Puppie Centre
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>>157668435
That team has been playing home games in moscow since covid.
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just got dinner at Denny's
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>>157671639
Shanghai plays in St Petersburg at SKA's old arena
also, they had a really cool uniform change with new logos
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>>157671656
What'd you have to do to get that?
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>the city of BRAMPton
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>>157671712
Kill yourself trb
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>"habs are contenders"
>no. 2 centre is kirby dach
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Rags look great again this year
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thoughts?
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>>157671817
do they?
Jesus Zack
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>one of the OHL announcers has a mohawk
far out, Daddyo
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>>157671838
>The team dog
What the heck guys
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>>157671842
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>>157671838
kwab beaners
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>>157671434
frats are the same way but I still regret not rushing
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>>157671663
so much for growing the game in china :/
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>>157671960
they like basketball, table tennis and badminton
>and starcraft
also they are terrible at soccer and they really like square dancing for some reason,
not with cowboy hats and shit on, though
group square dancing is a big thing in China
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We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla
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>>157671817
no way, man
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Gary should rename it to the Gay Homosex League
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>>157672062
but there are no gays in the nhl
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>l'avance la plus dangereuse à Victoriaville
>match nul avec buts à Gatineau
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>Super Hot Boys Hockey League
boyqariums are the hottest thing this season
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>more dangerous draw fromage
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>>157672101
gary is already planning even more jockstrap sales
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>>157672176
Fabulous
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>>157672116
Kill yourself trb
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I can't figure out if Sarnia is playing London this hard because they're playing London, or if Sarnia if go this HAM all season long
they look great
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>>157672232
you can't figure out whether playoff goals count towards a regular season record either
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>>157672176
>hitting is no longer allowed, having been replaced with fondling
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>>157672291
>five minutes for heavy petting
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>>157672079
There aren't any players who played for Michigan?
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COME ON LONDON, SCAAR SOME GOALS!!!!!!!
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>>157671514
>>157671537
>>157671561
>>157671609
>>157671663
what do you call this behavior? Just watch the fucking game like a normal person.
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Spencer Byers needs to grow his mohawk thicker, and longer
>like the vocalist for static-x
>>157672550
>cause this is a place for normal people, sir!!
sure thing, Stanley Standardson
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>>157672608
No you dumb rape victim
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>>157672550
Autistic people sometimes try and fit in by mimicking how they see others behave as a way of masking, but it can come across as inauthentic when used inappropriately.
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>>157672624
>>157672204
Dropping /hoc/ this season because this shit is still going on. Can't fathom how bad the summer was here.
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https://youtu.be/dUCw-E9my-I


>Whiskey Hockey League game in on Yootoob in fifteen[15] mike
GET IN HERE, LADIES!!!
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>>157672666
checked
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>>157672550
>Just watch the fucking game like a normal person.
No. Now look at my butt
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How come we have bombston for the boston bombings but no catchy slur to remind new york rangers fans of 9/11 ?
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>>157672958
Gary wouldn’t like that
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>>157672624
woah language timmy
that's jow you end up with planes stuck high up in your bum
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>>157672958
You could suggest one
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>>157672958
the rags are a horrible tragedy that even the falling towers can fully encapsulate
>>157672991
Please, give your all
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>>157673002
>can't fully encapsulate
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Shannon finally puts out a vid acknowledging Barry Melrose's passing, fuck this fake ass nigga.
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hey there garelilah whats it like in new york city
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>scorefull draw in Owen Sou---
CORRECTION!!!!!!!
>3-2 Brampton
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>hey gary, here's to you
>maybe you're not such a jew

OH WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!!!!
OH, HOCKEY ON TV....
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>>157671656
BASED
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>>157673191
I this new?
>i like it, i'm stealing it
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i seriously hate rapey so fucking much
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>>157673274
Same
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>>157673137
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>>157673301
based
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>le village de Gatineau
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>scoreless draw in Lethbridge
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>>157673402
good, some would say great post
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>>157672666
The game threads will be decent
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>>157673402
Many people are saying this
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>the empty bread basket of Shawinigan
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>>157673499
>>157673402
>>157673489
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>>157672789
Lewd
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When you come to games you need to keep your eye on the puck
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>no OT in pre season
>straight to a SO and right the bed, children
spit spot
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>>157673607
No
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Gary should get Kim from Kims Convience to be one of the celeb captains at the all star game
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>>157673620
https://youtu.be/yRm_K9OpYbo
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I can hear you, the rest of the world hears you!
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Actually the one thing this summer that made me start posting less was when the one guy admitted he posts pretending to be tbg and then seethes at himself for being tbg. After that revelation it was kind of just like ok, that's it for me here.
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>>157673738
For me its when it becomes tol obvious that this thread is just me and one schizophrenic man with a VPN
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for me its when Our Sennies get mentioned
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>>157673782
How do you do it?
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>the city of Lethbridge
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>>157673782
im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls
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>>157673782
That happened on /asp/. It was just this guy named Carter talking to himself in threads
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>>157673848
How do you do it?
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>>157673864
Carter was real and got exposed for being a fat shitskin kwab
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>>157673848
Don't make me rip open my dry wall and check my studs
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>>157673971
DID YOU KNOW??
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>most dangerou draw in Alberta
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Im ready for preseason to start desu
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WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>157673999
>a cube puck
what the hell
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>>157674022
this
nine days
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>>157673999
the first pucks were frozen poo
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>>157674022
I need hockey to watch at night
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>>157674055
is what a crazy, backward time when man traveled by dirigible and Coca-Cola had actual cocaine in it
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>>157674076
https://youtu.be/ifzPbVtP7wA

whiskey league is free on Yootoob all season long, friend
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>Prince Albert in most dangerous lead
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for me, it's all about the fundamentals and sticking to your game out there
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>>157673782
Hiroshimoot needs to bring back IP counters
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>>157674066
Who would have thought up this idea?
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>>157673999
>the pucks weren't standardized until 1990
Gary's League is the Wild West
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THC capsules are wearing off so I think I'll visit the pizza hut .
Y'all want anything?
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HANGING OUT IN /hoc/ ON THE WEEKENDS
GETTING DRUNK POSTING >rags WITH MY BEST FRENS
COULDN'T WAIT FOR EASTER AND THE BUD TOUR
I REMEMBER THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SAW HIM 1 THERE
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>>157674453
French fries please
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>>157674453
breadsticks and sauce, pls
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>>157674453
medium meatlovers and a kiss
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>>157674453
get extra dipping souces for the kiss
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Thank God tomorrow is Friday
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>>157674453
tender, loving kisses from my hockey pizza delivery man
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>the abandoned hovel of Lethbridge
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/hoc/ should pool its money and buy an expansion team
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God, America is such a shithole now
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>>157674607
I vote for Boise
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>>157674600
kill yourself
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>>157674650
>the boise brave
i love it
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>>157674649
Lmao remember when all those asian countries were seen as shitter countries and now they have surpassed the west
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>the San Francisco Unicorns
>the Peterborough Stinky Petes
>the Toronto Peggers

I'd be proud to partly own a team in the LBBQGQXYZHL
>love the inclusivity
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>>157674690
>all those
It's basically just china right now and only economically, but the world's gonna be really different in the 2040s.
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>>157674649
>now
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>>157674690
What investing in and embracing new tech/automation gives you vs. decades of "diversity is our strength" and funneling everyone smart into Wall Street
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>>157674725
After WW2 you guys were a tyrant but at least you pretended to follow the rules you set and created the peak of recorded human history for living conditions and wealth
Now you're actively screwing over the average man to enrich the elite and every rich person in America is blatantly scamming the population in a race to the bottom.
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>>157674803
Only the anti-flag guy can stop this
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>>157674803
it was pretty based to grow up until 9/11
IT CHANGED EVERYTHING
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gonna head to the Sleepy store to get some rest
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>>157674803
The Cold War and its consequences have had catastrophic consequences on the working class
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>>157674857
YOU GOTTA DIE
GOTTA DIE
GOTTA DIE
GOTTA DIE FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT
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>>157674649
I pray for Balkanization soon
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>>157674803
So what do propose we do about it, friend?
we're sort of vassals tied to the mast, sinking with the ship
not much you can do against an army of thugs and a real Army right behind them
the rich and powerful will have there way, whether I do anything about or not
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>*their
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>>157674931
Shut the fuck up you insufferable faggot
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>>157674963
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>>157674872
Excellent post
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>>157674975
>>157674869
Huomenta but the opposite
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China is beating usa at ai. They already got robots that do kungfu and run faster than Usaine Bolt
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>>157675100
you're genuinely hated by everyone here you fucking idiot we aren't your friends
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Enough about politics and our shitty future, let’s discuss the Florida panthers
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>>157675135
do they have any cute girl robots (with a feminine penis) ??
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>>157675135
Robotics isn't AI, retard
>>157675144
Holy based but he's just allowed to spam and doesn't get banned because the American government actually pays the jannies now
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>>157675194
I think its a gay government
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>>157675177
We need sex robots soon
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>>157675006
the damage is already done and its irreversible at this time. a decline in education doesnt just impact somebody ability to read or do math, the decline in education impacts peoples ability to see the granularity of complex layered subjects like economics. average people stood together to fight for basic labor rights, and now the rich who control the media shove wedge issues down your throat for decades to the point that the average moron thinks that somebody getting a wage that is inline with inflation is a form of "communism" or makes you a tranny. there is no way back.
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>>157675221
That's Brave New World, I believe
love Aldous Huxley
>also, Blade Runner
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>>157675245
raped crippled world
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>>157675221
Women got them first
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>>157675221
i just want Gay Chinese AI robot to sunk on my tiny dink
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>>157675230
Hunter S Thompson was right, then
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>>157675303
Why not a beautiful woman?
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>>157674858
9/11 was 25 years ago. Isnt that crazy. All these hockey players now werent even born or were little shitters. Pre 9/11 was the good shit my nigs
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>>157675331
no really. if there was "counter culture" people would have resisted.
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>>157675394
Some /hoc/ posters don’t even remember it
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I SAY GO YOU SAY FLAMES
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On 9/11 /hoc/ I would be excited about Stefan, Heatley and Kovalchuk
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>>157675416
I SAY GIMMICK YOU SAY STEAL IT
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>>157675413
I remember not being able to understand why pop warner football was cancelled and why the bad guys were threatening to blow up my football team
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>>157675411
it all the doom and gloom giving you a hard on, lad?
This is sick; have Coke and smile and stfu already
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>>157675487
FLAMes
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>>157675441
I would be hyping up the GameCube
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>>157675504
not really the same type of hard on stephen raped you with on that chilly easter evening, no.
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Melrose or Flyers next?
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>>157675289
They were innovating before us :(
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>>157675498
I was in kindergarten
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>>157675536
LAMES
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>>157675769
FLAMES
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>I was at a technical training base awaiting orders to go to Korea
>a quarter of a century ago
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>claiming you were fighting in the korean war that hasnt been fought since before the leafs won lee
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>>157675874
Fuck Off, retard
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Remember on Smacdown when Stephanie compared the terrorist attack to Vince facing the steroid trials.
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>>157675892
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>>157675892
oh im sorry you raped retarded faggot did you fight at Pusan or did you watch king of the hill and sealab
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>>157675617
Retard
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>>157676032
>>157676032
>>157676032
New
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>>157675892
must have been a tough life watching Adventure Time you raped FUCKING faggot



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