IN THE NEWSLSU backs down on pro players, surprising no oneLouisiana becomes first state to pay NIL with taxpayer money after sneaky legislation blocks information access to government spending, surprising no oneButtgers Scarlet Blight gets "upset" by the undisputed underdog of /sp/ umASS, surprising everyoneLA Times sports editor says college football scheduling needs to change due to climate change and "unbearable temperatures" for students in places like Austin, Texas, local students report not feeling the heat due to smearing bovine feces on their faces and praying to some four-armed heathen god for strength in the face of triple-digit tempsUSC's stadium is still emptyIt's another huge day for college football as A&M of the Florida variety takes on Miami of the Florida variety tonight at 7:00pm CST, reminder that Florida A&M's radio broadcasting crew has returned after vocal outcry from the student body so tune in at 96.1 JAMZ Tallahassee Previous: >>157646830>>157646830>>157646830>>157646830>>157646830>>157646830
Remember when the Mormon Church stepped in to stop their coach from going to pedo State
>>157666775lower ceiling this year because he brought over iowa state guys but by year 3 they'll be up there with ohio state and oregon every year
>>157666261It’s true. Look up Barbarossa. Most retarded shit ever.
>>157666900I still want to see him recruit first. If he can continue getting four stars then I think they'll be fine. But if it drops they're fucked
>>157666773>LA Times sports editor says college football scheduling needs to change due to climate change and "unbearable temperatures" for studentsHow weak is the average person today? Yeah outaide is going to feel unbearable if literally every other second of the day in cars and houses/workplace you are running the AC. You're conditioned to your environment so it it any wonder everyone 'feels hotter' when they never leave their house or spend time outside?
What a way to go
>>157667015This is true. I see people complaining on the news and Internet every summer about how heat induces in the south are deadly and so high drinking water won't even save your life (lol wut?) and then I go out and work 10 hours and go for a run afterwards. Like how much of a shut in can you be to believe this shit?
>>157666936fair but i don't see how he doesn't. he took a school that one week ranked in the top 10 in 117 years before got there and had them on the fringe of a playoff bid and competing with oklahoma and he did it with multiple quarterbacks and classes. nothing is guaranteed of course but in the aggregate i think it's pretty likely he wins the b1g within 5 years and a natty at some point.
>>157667031Looks young to have just retired
>>157667015Also most people are wearing an 80lbs fat suit. Compare this photo of buttgers in the 1990s to what the average crowd looks like now. Even "Global Dimming" would make the contemporary fan sweat with all those layers of fat.>>157667095And in this particular case, the writer lives in southern California, a temperate climate. When he leaves that area for somewhere like Austin or Tallahassee of course he's going to feel uncomfortable outside.
>well ive been 'fraid of transfers>'cause ive built my team around 'croots>but cade got me hot seat>vizzina is weak>and im dropping stinkies, too>and if you see my reflection in the cfp trophy>well the portal will bring it down
>>157667139He was 60 and the photo probably was old. If he started teaching right after graduating college, he could easily have enough retirement credits to retire at 60.
LSU deserves a death penalty-like punishment. Suspend the entire football program for the season. The entire coaching staff suspended, the AD suspended, and the players can not transfer out and have already used up a year of eligibility.
For me, it's Trinidad Chambliss to win the Heisman this season.
>>157666773>Louisiana becomes first state to pay NIL with taxpayer money after sneaky legislation blocks information access to government spending,I hate living in this state so much it's unreal
B1G Champs
>>157667015>>157667095>>157667143An Iowa band member just died because of heat stroke he suffered at their game. He wasn't a fat ass, he lived in a climate with brutal summers and he had to spend a lot of time outside for band practice. Can't blame that on muh fat people or muh Californians or muh AC.
>>157667388>iowa>brutal summersPick one. 98 degrees is not brutal.
saars? you watch the football? bet little bit? much watch yes
>>157667404Perhaps ironically, the jeet graduated from baylor.
>>157667388Skill issue
>>157667404look at this fucking panel holy shit
why cant sark beat any team with a pulse? i dont get it
>>157667388Maybe retard should have drank some fuckin water
>>157667609You can give a retard a national championship budget but you can't make him good at football. Honestly it's always been a bit odd to me that he even got the Texas job considering his only resume highlight besides some time sniffing an expiring Saban's taint was a few games worth of success in between bouts of middling-to shit play that was handwaved by muh alcoholism.
what if this happened this weekend
>>157667728it won't tho
>>157667741but if it did?
>>157667609His philosophy doesn’t work against teams with equal talent. They like actively coach their linemen to not fire off the ball and be nasty. It’s pure finesse and when you face teams with elite team speed you just can’t move the ball because there is no power element to the offense. He did btfo 2023 Alabama though I think that bought him a lot of good will and job security but it’s been 3 fucking years now and he has to win.
I'm an OSU fan and still want Texass to lose but>being favored -1.5 moneyline while facing a higher ranked team considered the superficial best in the countryThis is usually a great sign in betting
>>157667143we will never return to this level of sovl
>>157667404Isn’t Patterson like 40? Why does he have full-on white hair?
>>157667388>band memberOh no! That's one less Reddit moderator who complains about their horrible life on TikTok.
>>157667759I did eat breakfast.
>>157667877Gooned away his life force. This is common among masturbaiters.
>>157667388i played in the wisconsin band a long time ago and they used to tell us to drink a gallon of water the night before gameday. the games were often in the 90s with heavy humidity, the uniforms were double layered wool. everyone in camp randall was blitzed and no one got heat stroke because we drank water.
you did apologize, right?
>>157667846Its a really fucking hard game to pick. I think texas has the better roster. Particularly tackles and defensive ends. But I have a feeling muschamp will spill his spaghetti and get burned multiple times deep. Probably better to defer to coaching staff over roster talent. I have an osu winning by 7
i find you are much better off taking only 5 mg of daily cialis a few days out from the big game. When I try blasting 20 mg it gives me headaches.
>>157667258The best punishment isn't the death penalty, it's penalties that make the team non-competitive. Watching LSU going 4-8 for a decade would be far more effective in changing behavior than shutting down the program for a year. The difficult question is what can the SEC do to harm LSU's ability to compete that doesn't run afoul of recent court rulings? Can't limit NIL or transfers. Scholarships really don't matter any more. Maybe a limit on total roster size and a reduction in the size of the coaching staff would work.
>>157668039>only view that has both the stadium clock and the ball in the same frame says there’s a second leftFUNNY ISN’T IT
>>157668196No way. Death penalty killed SMU so hard they couldn’t even field a team the year it went away.
>>157668033And it's not like heat stroke is something new for bands. That anon likely is a zoom zoom that can't comprehend that anything happened before his mind gained consciousness.
>>157666773>Louisiana becomes first state to pay NIL with taxpayer money after sneaky legislation blocks information access to government spending, surprising no onepathetic, dixiefags have gotten really desperate since the hated yankees took their only sport for them
>>157668221Very different time. Today you can build a roster from scratch if you have the money to do so. A one year shutdown of LSU isn't going to be a repeat of SMU for their crimes in the 1980s.
LSU needs the death penalty. Not because of the pro players thing but because they are using state government funds on NIL. That is an existential threat to the sport. They need to be made an example of.
>>157668242The entire staff still fucks off
>>157668225Miss State’s band plays in fucking polos and shorts week 1.
>>157668300i'd never wear pants if i lived in starkville
I went to see my high school play and their band no longer dresses up in marching band uniforms. They were just wearing t-shirts. I consider this one of the biggest indicators of our cultural and civilizational decay.
>>157668290this
>>157668324marching band is gay. band is fun, but no one wants to wear that nutcracker shit.
>>157668234>anon isn’t familiar with Louisiana’s government shenanigans Have fun going down the rabbit hole of scandals in Louisiana. It’s a trip. This is tame compared to the bullshit they usually pull.
>>157668345Of course its gay, it was always gay. You still wear it because that little bit of pomp and frill adds to the experience.
>>157668351that's fine when it only impacts their shithole state, not when they use it to cheat in college ballthey must learn their place
>>157668324Bands never deserved the uniforms anywaySuch uniforms were a throwback to Napoleonic era soldiery, a legacy they could never live up to
>>157668361Good thing the Dixieland conference hasn’t dropped their suit, then.
>>157668324Very 4chan post. Every anecdote must be tied into a much broader narrative of a fall from a supposed golden age which happened to be during the user’s childhood.
>stop noticing and commenting on things!
>>157668390>zoomer seethes because his childhood wasn’t as awesome and /cfb/ boomers’ childhoodsSad!
>>157668390>things only ever get better or stay the same they can never get worse
>>157667305Mississippi used to be the default "bad state" but Louisiana is rapidly overtaking them
>Twitter news account vagueposts about QB1 being injured>local newspapers can't confirm or deny>next media day availability is after game>useless students didn't even bother to look at the field to see if he practiced todayNapier era off to a retarded start and its not really his fault
>>157668448Mississippi was never worse than Louisiana. Not by a long shot. >but muh stats Yeah, rural nigs are stupid, but the “nice” parts of Mississippi are infinitely better than the “nice” parts of Louisiana. It’s not even a contest. The only reason to actually go to Louisiana is to do what you could do in nicer environments on the other side of the Sabine River.
>>157668448>Mississippi used to be the default "bad state"no, that's always been Alabama with West virgnia as the "bad but white" state
>>157668474lol bro mississippi was always the bad state. Its particularly always used as a mind blowing statistic when people will note that Mississippii has a higher GDP per capita than the U.K. Even our poverty state is richer than britbongs.
>>1576684201993 isn’t zoomer. >>157668438Your words, not mine.
>>157668474There’s literally a wikipedia page called thank god for Mississippi about Alabamians grateful they’re not last, only second to last.
>>157668672>he wasn’t born in the 80sZoomer.
>>157668597And then they’ll say GDP doesn’t matter when it’s just shorthand for salary.
>>157668672Shut the fuck up fucking faggot. You are a retarded child if you think we dont live in a decaying society. You cannot comprehend how much better things used to be, in virtually every way. This is mostly because our culture has not built up any immunity to the technology we currently have. I do have hope that we will adapt and that things can get better. But it wont happen if there are no white people left.
>>157668692>80sMillennial >70sGen X>60s and below Boomer >90s and up Zoomer
>>157668692>>157668730If you can't remember 9/11 you're a Zoomer, that's the cutoff. You could do the same thing with the Challenger for the cutoff between Gen X and Millennials.
>>157668730>85 and belowOldfag>86-95Newfag>96 and upCancer
>bamafags think they're better than MississippikekKEK
>>157668744I’m a millennial and I remember challenger. I also remember Reagan being in office, though, so I may be an outlier or a Xennial or whatever.
>>157668465this is true, i very briefly lived near the meridian area and i was quite surprised at how pretty and quaint it was
>>157668744i dont even remember yesterday bucko
What the fuck is wrong with this school?
>>157669204Putting things up other mens asses is just part of being a Michigan Man.
>>157669204they have a inflated ego cause they go to THE mighigan university and when they find out no one gives a fuck they become frustrated and become gay and whatnot
>>157669204Isn't this all hazing?
>>157667728>Rice Top-5 team on ND’s schedule btw
>>157668790>the parts of the south without niggers are pretty and quaint Indeed. That’s why when I finish my PhD I’m gonna try to go work at Ole Miss, Auburn, Georgia, etc. Not Texas, Vanderbilt, Florida, or Alabama though. Too many blacks. I’m looking at A&M also, but they have a lingering hurricane rapeugee population.
>>157669402>A&Mwew your post is glowing
>>157669425I do work for the feds here and there, so yeah.
>>157669402>Ole Miss, Auburn, Georgia, etc. Not Texas, Vanderbilt, Florida, or Alabama thoughwhy did you list places with more blacks as having less blacks and places with less blacks as having more blacks
>>157669565I’ve been to Austin and Nashville. There’s more niggers than you can shake a stick at in both towns.
>>157669604you could google demographic data you are ass backwards and wrong about everything lol
>>157669604>>157669623You’re looking at it from a southerner’s perspective. To you (or a mid atlantic fag, to be fair), a 20% black town is extremely white. To the rest of us, it’s nigger hell.
>>157666773>reminder that Florida A&M's radio broadcasting crew has returned after vocal outcry from the student body so tune in at 96.1 JAMZ TallahasseeQRD?
>>157669655Austin is 7% black. Thats actually less than most midwestoid cities. Athens Georgia is 25% black. I suspect you are larping and have never been to any of these places.
i wish this colossal trainwreck douche was still able to scam some p4 school into giving him a job
>>157669685I’ll be honest, I misread Austin as Auburn in this post >>157669604Austin is full of spics though which while not as bad is still less than ideal
>>157669682>Florida A&MWithout any context I’m going to guess it has something to do with demanding free media publicity because of george floyd or some shit
What's the best streaming site?
>>157669945justin.tv
have we decided which bowl the annual /cfb/ meetup is going to be at this year
>>157669975Oof. That takes me back.
Goldiefag your days are numbered. Mississippi state is going to booty blast you
>>157670073
>>157670006Montgomery, Alabama to visit the First White House of the Confederacy
>>157668148What’s the point of 20? My dick gets raging hard (and 0.75” longer than usual) after taking 5 daily.
>>157670296That’s what I’m saying. 5mg daily is optimal. My script is for 20 mg (as needed which means for the weekend). But it’s way better to just take 5 every day
>>157669798
Nothing Ever Happens
>>157670073i hope msu chokes so i can shitpost
>>157670897Trust the process.
>>157670897SECfags would never punish one of their ownno honor down there
>60 point favoritesnothing wrong with the system no sirree
>>157669682They made some fat jokes about a cheerleader or a member of the dance squad. It's a tradition for the announcers to roast someone from the other school but making fun of fat people angers white women so they got in trouble. Black people said that was stupid and it's ok to make fun of fat black women because blacks don't really care all that much about obesity.
>>157669685Austin is probably the best place to live in the South. I thought it would be hicklib Portlandia, but I actually quite liked it. Nowhere else combines the demographics, cost of living, and actual diversified economy that it does.I did not like Nashville. I thought it was a corny, country music version of New Orleans. Still better and safer than NOLA, but it didn't agree with me. Vandy is cool.
>>157666773>LA Times sports editor says college football scheduling needs to change due to climate change
>>157671397He's right for the wrong reason. They need to drastically change it so that all scheduling is heavily regionally focused. A secondary benefit of that is that it will help with climate change
Miami to cover. Easy money
>>157670897Sounds like a moot statement to me.
>>157669798>>157670636vangorder is a sideline reaction HOFer
Quite literally, a faggot-ass university.
>Micheatagain University
>>157671618They signed the commitment letter. They took the NIL. They knew what they where getting into.I say, let them gape ass.
How faggot free is your school?
>>157671747Those are mostly carpet munchers.
>>157671747>86.1jesus lol
>>157671747Damn, my Mom's alma mater (Dusquene) is based?
>>157671618The only one good enough for a Michigan Man is another Michigan Man
Has anyone checked on Bret Bilema?
>>157671747how is this a thing?
Miami's offense is a fucking monster
>>157671997hes probably eating dinner right now. check back later
>>157671747A lot of that is girls who got drunk and experimented with another woman once claiming to be bi for attention
>Making Miami play the BrownsDoesn't seem fair. Miami is way better than the Browns.
>>157672073>girls who got drunk and experimented with another womanHmm... what sorts of experiments did they perform?
This is not a huge day for college football
the worst part about this season is pavia isn't playing so we won't get to see his mom every week
>>157672180And were they on camera?
>>157671346Imagine saying this while Michigan exists in your conference
>>157672244this was considered gf material by theo von KEK
>Yeah, I'd like to know where Terry Bussy is right now.
this is the only game on tonight?
I don’t understand why everyone is so hyped on Miami. LSU looked way more scary.
>>157672333Happens every years with Miami, Notre Dame, or bothExtremely overhyped and they invariably get exposed in buffoonish fashion
>>157669682>>157669899>>157671350>According to Gerald Thomas III of the Tallahassee Democrat, Florida A&M Athletics will no longer broadcast its football games on the radio during the 2026 season.>For Rattler fans, the decision represents more than a simple change in how games are consumed. Radio has been a longstanding part of Florida A&M football, giving fans throughout Tallahassee and beyond a way to follow the team without needing a television or streaming service.>The change comes after Florida A&M’s agreement with Cumulus Media, which owns and operates WHBX 96.1 JAMZ, ended. The station has served as a home for Rattler football broadcasts for years. Florida A&M’s own game materials have previously identified 96.1 JAMZ as the flagship of the Rattler Radio Network, according to the newspaper.>Bryan Fulford, who was a prominent voice on FAMU broadcasts for years, said he learned of the news on Monday.>“I will say I was disappointed to hear it. I can’t say I wasn’t completely surprised considering where we were and the timeline of things,” he said on The O&G StrikeZone YouTube show.>“I honestly did not ask why. Why ask why? With all the things going on surrounding the athletic program, why just wasn’t on my mind. I don’t know if I would have gotten the full answer, the right answer, the PC answer. Asking why didn’t sit with me as a response.”tl;dr: they didn't make enough money on the radio broadcast
>>157672333There is no reason to get excited about anyone until everyone is half way through their conference schedule. People get their dicks hard about teams that go 8-4 every year after week 1 and 2.
>>157672321so it seemsthey bent the knee to the nfl even though their game is being played on a prison island and broadcast on a lgbt streaming service
>>157672459Yeah sounds like Cumulus realized no one watches FAMU games let alone listens to them. Probably had 12 listeners max>>157672463>People get their dicks hard about teams that go 8-4 every year after week 1 and 2.This lol
>HBCU>lighter skinned qb than most of FBSThey know
>>157672570That was the only bit of news that was remotely relevant about FA&M I could find. The late night degenerate brigade had/has a fondness for local announcers, so I figured that was good enough.
best fucking wr in the country
>>157672463>>157672442>0/10come see me after class. They made a power 6 school like an fbs school.
What a contest.
>>157672883>power 6
>>157672616FAMU has known
>>157673040For some of us it is still 2005
I hate it when they have retards blabbing about something on the sidelines
>>157673184>octaroon QBs
>>157673266That's 100% white trash, anon.
>>157673197i like it when teammates fight each other on the sidelines
>>157673197Same, but in /cfb/ threads...
have the rattlers crossed the 50 yd line yet?
>>157673184Not even a token kicker
>>157673417Dudes are swimming in prime ebony snizz.
>>157673417do any of the hbcu's actually have black kickers?
>>157672616
>>157673496Kiggers
>>157673639
>>157673628>first woman in div 1 to score pointhow is she the first? didnt colorado have a female kicker like 20+ years ago?
>>157673628would
>>157673829>female college kickers She probably just never made one
>>157672463
>>157672940it's a tune up game the same night an nfl game is on, what did you expect
>>157673829Yes, the HBCU was just lying. I think she was actually 3rd or 4th.
>>157673829> In 2003, Katie Hnida, a kicker for the University of New Mexico, became the first woman to score in an NCAA Division I game. Jackson State is an HBCU. It's unrealistic to expect them to get something like this right.
>>157669655>To you (or a mid atlantic fag, to be fair), a 20% black town is extremely white. To the rest of us, it’s nigger hell.It's the one drop rule for me. I see a single black, and "this place sucks."
>>157673417>Having to bring in Asians to long snapThat special teams room props up the team GPA
>>157674210she did though. i think the hbcu just fucked up when making their graphic. they should have said ''first woman to score point in FCS">On August 30, 2003, [Katie Hnida] became the first woman to score in a Division I-A game when she kicked two extra points against Texas State University in the fourth quarter of a 72–8 New Mexico win.
She was the first woman to score a point in HBCU Division I football. If we want to be generous, we can assume that HBCU news only covers HBCU sports, they didn't feel the need to add that qualification to the accomplishment. Her first year on the team was when Deion Sanders was coach and he never let her play. It was only after he left that she got game action. Wonder if some administrator foisted her on the team against Deion's wishes.
>>157674327That's wrong too, there was a girl who kicked in an FCS game a couple years earlier.
>>157674387>Ashley Martin (Jacksonville State University): Became the first woman to score in an NCAA division game on August 30, 2001, kicking an extra point in a Division I-AA (FCS) gameThey needed to limit it only to HBCUs
>/cfb/ general - foid kicker discussion edition
>>157674420I hear that when Rutgers and Princeton met in the first college football game, it was a young Michelle Obama who scored the winning drop kick. Now, whether Obama can be considered a woman or a man is up to the Rutgers Queensmen of that year.
Which is the best colored team?>Rutgers Scarlet Knights>UCF Golden Knights>Army Black Knights>Tulsa Golden Hurricane>Stanford Cardinal >Tulane Green Wave>Alabama Crimson TideI'm sure there are some more that fit the pattern.
>>157674710Syracuse OrangeNorth Texas Mean GreenArkansas State Red WolvesDuke Blue DevilsGeorgia Tech Yellow JacketsTulsa Golden HurricaneDelaware Blue HensMinnesota Golden GolphersMTSU Blue RaidersKent State Golden FlashesMiami (OH) Red HawksSouthern Miss Golden EaglesHawaii Rainbow WarriorsTexas Tech Red RaidersCal Golden Bears
MIAMI COVERED IN THE THIRD
Think miami can take their foot off the gas now desu
>>157675012>MIAMI COVERED IN THE THIRD
>>157675017lol they have their third string and backups in since halfway through the 2nd.
its woke to beat the shit out of hbcus on tv
>>157674985>UCF Golden Knights>Tulsa Golden Hurricane>Minnesota Golden Golphers>Kent State Golden Flashes>Southern Miss Golden Eagles>Cal Golden Bears
>>157675012
>69-0 in the 3rd quarternice sport you got there
>>157675215thats right commie enjoy your equality ball in the other thread
lol 70 burger
76-0
>>157675302i kinda wanna see them beat stephen f. austin's 98 pt performance from a couple of years ago
I’m sorry I thought a game of football was going on this feels like Miami just scoring against nobody
>>157671747>Liberty not in the bottom 15Bros...?
EXCUSE ME! Is the game over yet? No! The Rattlers still have a chance to come back and win. Hell, there's an entire quarter left and you people act like the game has ended. Why? Is it because A&M is an HBCU?
>>157675017>Think miami can take their foot off the gas now desuThey took their foot off the gas at halftime. FAMU can't stop the backups either.
"The coaches have agreed to make this a 10 min. quarter instead of 15." I legitimately did not know that was even an option...
Can they hit 100 tonight?
Jesus Christ is Miami going to score 100?
>>157675723i dont think they have enough time left
>>157675723>Can they hit 100 tonight?>>157675723>Jesus Christ is Miami going to score 100?Nah, not with that shortened 4th quarter they just agreed to. No fucking way they get more than 91 now.
NOT SO FAST, MIAMI
>>157675622>RattlersYall called?
The comeback is alive boys. Just 10 more of those.
>>157675715Most coaches take the running clock for blowouts.I feel like this option only ever gets used if someone nearly dies.
>>157675902>Most coaches take the running clock for blowouts.How long has this option been available? I've been following college football closely since the mid 90's, and have never heard of it before tonight. Seems like it should invoked more often. I always like the mercy rule that college baseball has. No need to extend a game that's a total slaughterhouse.
>>157675962you team must suck because that happens all the time when miami plays a fcs team
>>157675962It's been around since basically the beginning of the sport. GT's 222-0 massacre over Cumberland was a shortened game.Both coaches just have to agree to the conditions.
>>157675233i just think its funny to see people who "admit" to like this iteration of football
I wonder how mad the defense is that the offense let A&M score.
>7 - 77
>dude looking for a flagBro, they ain't throwing a flag when you're up by 70.
>>157675715>I legitimately did not know that was even an option...I'd never heard of it either at the college level, just hs
>>157675602liberty is full of closeted homos that go all-out queer when they get away from their ifb shithole homes
>>157676233It happened 2 years ago in an FBS game and within the last decade in a power conference game. It's not unheard of at all.
>>157676129>>157675962Actually apparently I'm full of shit because the Google is telling me there isn't a running clock for blowouts and it's always been shortened quarters? I swear I've seen a running clock happen atleast a couple of times during the Saban years. Can someone back me up that I'm not going insane?
>>157676394Oops, just realized there was another one literally last week.
What a slurper
How does FAMU recover from this? They were expected to be an even match, why else would they schedule them...
>>157676948
>>157668306Can confirm. Living here sucks complete dick. Temp is usually 95+ and humid as shit. Only redeeming factor is baseball. Maybe Kamario this year if he doesn't get killed. Looking foward to gopher posting Saturday.
>>157676432i thought the same thing tonight and i figured they would just play the whole second half with a running clock but i guess it's not a thing idk.
Jayhawks playing tomorrow :)
>>157667400it is for your typical iowa honkey
Thoughts?Sorry for the crunchy quality.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>157677506Has he ever hit on any of these?
Hopefully WMU just forgets all the bullshit and focuses on the rest of the season. This is just week 1. They have some big games coming up to get ready for, Rice and then Boise State at home. A lot of opportunity for big wins and a special season
>If I could turn the page>In time then I'd rearrange>Just a play or two>Close my, close my, close my eyes>But I couldn't find a way>To just win one game>Except maybe SMU>Tell me, tell me, tell me guys
>>157676948>why else would they schedule them...to fund their athletics program
>>157676135the game last night was the equivalent of Manchester city playing tamworth
Oklahoma!
>>157679897
>>157677506An otherwise decent parlay completely ruined by one unbelievably dogshit pick (UM +5.5). Arizona and GT are literally the 2 best bets this week if you happened to catch the GT line before it got hammered. Iowa and Memphis are also reasonably good picks, and UK +10 is at worst a coinflip imo. Michigan to cover though is one of those retard thinks they’re clever by not overreacting to week 1 bets while ignoring that OU should’ve been favored by at least that many points anyway even if we didn’t have the WMU game as a data point.
Is The U fully back?
>>157671747>OberlinSurprised it's not 100%.. never seen so many pretentious faggots walking around a town, and this was in 2012.
>>157680249I will say, this is the best Hurricanes team we’ve seen in over twenty years. And I mean from coaching staff to recruiting. Obviously NIL has helped Miami tremendously.
>>157680572After the shoplifting lawsuit that cost Oberlin $36.59 million, the school tried to turn the faggotry down from 11.
>>157680249Come back with that question when they make the ACC Championship game.
Every team should have to schedule at least one FCS opponent a season. But that FCS opponent should be either in-state or within 50 miles of your campus. This is just one of the objectively correct things the NCAA should do to restore regionality to our beloved college football
>>157680790>he says this while they beat A&M, Ohio State and Ole Miss to play for a Nattyso are you just a bitter FSU fan or what?
>>157671618Why is the RIG10 full of fags and pedos?
>>157680249>>157680706>>157680790i am a lifelong fan and while they obviously had a tremendous year last year and look good so far this year it almost doesn't matter from a "are they back" perspective until they develop a recruited quarterback. cristobal said they're not portaling another quarterback in next year and they're gonna pick between the two freshmen currently on the roster to start multiple years. and i know we're in the portal era and everybody transfers and takes transfers and etc etc and carson beck high stepping into the end zone against ole miss will be burned into my brain forever but part of the U's identity has always been a multi year home grown pro style quarterback. we're getting single year rentals and for that reason it doesn't quite feel the same just yet. plus the secondary and both lines are fucking sketch this year and I'm irritated at how that is being glossed over.
>>157680249I'd fully 'back' her, if you're pickin' up what I'm puttin" down...
>>157680830They never won the ACC title but won the Big East in their last dynasty. They win that, they're back.
Post fans on camera.
We’re glazing players who will be NFL stars beating up on Little Sisters of the Poor now over at ESPN
>>157681252>15 year old coach wants drunk fansI miss Stoops.We shall see how it goes Saturday though
>>157676166if i'm playing and we get nuked for 70 i'm diving directly into some 5 star's kneecap
>>157681252I legit didn't know they fired Stoops.
>>157680809Not every state has an FCS program and in some parts of the country, there are very few of them nearby.
>>157680249Yes, definitively
>>157681322We got murdered by Louisville to end the year. Lack of effort by the team in that game and alledged plan to use junior college players got him canned.He is now some sort of special assistant at Texas. Sad part is if he pulled out a win against one other team hed still be here cause wed have gone to a bowl game. I dont think it was right to fire him, dude is our winningest coach and im not sold on high powered offenses
>>157680981Friendly reminder that Kalamazoo made public urination and defecation legal a few years back.
>>157681466For those schools, they can substitute for grambling
>>157681252>DOOD! LE BOOZE! LE HECKIN BREWSKIS! Even more cringe than dude weed tbqh
whats your vote for funniest potential result this weekend?i say michigan beating oklahoma would be quite humorous
>>157682302Rice over ND is the funniest one that seems remotely possible
>>157682311i dislike notre dame as much as the next guy but come on man
>>157682318They lost to Marshall like 3 years ago
>>157682336reply to me again retard see what happens.
>>157681466Why is San Diego like that
>>157681322>>157681651The A&M donor rebellion after he got poached by them kinda buck broke him. Pretty sure the only reason he took the texas job is to spite them somehow despite everyone forgetting he exists.
Puuuuuurdue
>>157682392Why is the Aggie fanbase like this?
>>157682311If that happens I will set fire to my television in celebration. Cap this post. It's even a 4K non-smart TV, those shits are stupid expensive now.>>157682401What, objectively correct? Elko is shaping up to be BURRRRRRRRRRP 2.0 and he will be if he stops falling for the >black >qb meme.
>>157681466It's time for Ferris and GVSU to move up to d1 fcs, especially ferris, them niggas have won 4 of the last 5 ships.
>>157682426It is a sizable girth.>>157682392I like how ESPN and various commentator types were so pissy about that but now they suck his chode.
>>157682357You won’t do shit :)
>>157667400>this nigga doesn’t know about corn sweat Iowa hits 80+ dew point regularly.
>>157682426>costs more money to buy a tv without spyware. Life is gay.
>>157682626Humorously, directTV shuts down every now and then because it thinks its "anti-piracy" switch is flipped due to my TV not sending any personal data. >>157682609>muh dew pointPussy shit.
>>157682684-15wut?
>>157682684Going by how dumb you are, I’m going to guess you’re from the south?
>>157682684post your degree
My longhorns are gonna lose again aren’t they…I’m ready to fire sark. How do you dismiss your starting linebacker from the team before the season starts? When your backup is the slowest player I have seen in a burt orange jersey in my life? I don’t care if he killed someone you fucking handle the situation like urban Meyer would have. He was a winner and you’re a loser.
Fuck kickers
>>157682897Gophers are THUGS
>dixie is now paying players with government fundsno honor in the south
>>157682909Faggot. I could make the same type of post implying all midwestoids are cheating Michiganders but I will take the high road unlike you.
>>157682944b1g punished michiganSEC will do nothing to Louisiana
my sooners :)
>>157682964>coach inmate sitting out two games That’s more of a reward than punishment
>>157682897based goldychad
>goonersone of the few teams which unlocked new /sp/isms in recent time
>>157682980Harbaugh was suspended
It has been 1,069 days (or roughly 25,678 hours) since the Oklahomo Gooners last scored a touchdown against my longhorns :)
>>157682769>>157682757>tfw a limp-wristed ivory tower academic can handle the heat better than any iowafag alive >mfw he can't post transcript>mfw no facePussies. Just roll your shirt sleeves up lmao>>157682741Mountains are a helluva thing.
It has been 5,769 days since the Texas A&M Faggies last defeated my Texas Longhorns
>>157682897rekt
>>157683048so this is why academics shit always get brought up
>>157682897THE GREATEST FUCK KICKER MOMENT
>>157682379It's a small private school so it wouldn't be competitive in the Big Sky with the larger public schools. It plays in the WCC for other sports.
>>157682336they lost to NIU two years ago, a middle of the pack mac team
>>157682401They are attention starved because they share a state with far more successful schools football wise. Despite it being their best season in many moons they lost to texas and missed out on the conference championship, then got broken in the playoffs by discount Tom Petty and co. Its also coverage for the elko hire im sureAlso, i doubt Stoops cares about A&M considering it was gonna be a no go for him since his staff told him they werent leaving UK. In reality I think its more so something to do and he can work for the rival of his bros former employer (choklahoma).
>>157683193>instead of taking a real coaching job he became a "special advisor" to piss off OUSaar, please reframe the cope.
>>157683156BLAPP!!
>>157683233What jobs were even open? Kent State? Kentucky is on the hook either way for the full buyout, even if he gets a real job.
i really feel like mike elko is a meme
>>157666773>OU less than a TD favorite over MichiganNot a gamblingtard but this seems like free money. OU is an outside title contender and Michigan isn’t even a top-25 team
>texas
>>157683285In hindsight, there weren't many. He might get picked up as an assistant somewhere after this season. Maybe FSU if the semenholes can beg the tribe for some buyout money.
>>157682862your coach is a NIGGER lover
>>157683381you forget the reffies add about a touchdown advantage
>>157683381+3 for home team +3 for reffies(+10 in domers stadium)10.5 on neutral field
>>157683466What for? Students got their tickets earlier this week. They don't even make them show up to the booth to get them anymore, it's all on mobile.
>>157683381idk why everyone thinks its a free win based on 1 game
LSU's former coach has spoken.
>>157683498If it's like most student sections, it's general seating, so if you want a good spot, you need to be one of the first ones into the stadium.
>>157683498There's general admission now because things get worse as time goes by. If you want to get an actual seat you have to "donate" to the booster club like any other season ticket holder (but you don't get the same tickets because of course you don't it's still first come first serve)
>>157683517Wasn't like that when I was there. I can't recall any B12 student section being like that and I've been to most (granted this was now decades ago)>>157683525That is unbelievably gay and not at all surprising.
>arch the terminator of texas state>arch the obliterater of ohio state
>>157683508This a retarded take from him, the B1G has 7 in the top 25. If Mizzou and Tennessee get counted for your buck measuring, then Iowa and Washington do too. Sure 9>7 but it's definitely not 3 and then nothing.
>>157683599the little18 has 18 teams and the sec has 16 the lowest rated team is typically kentucky or miss state around 40. the little 18 is buttgers around fcs level i kid but not really
>>157683561Absolutely saar
>>157683508getting threepeated on by hated yankees has mindbroken dixiefags
>>157683617I'm away that a higher percent of the sec is ranked, and I'm also aware that the bottom of the b1g is worse than the bottom of the sec. My only point is that to say the sec has 9 in the top 25 and the b1g has 3 and nothing is incorrect and retarded.
>>157683667Do they even have three? Ohio State and Indiana then who?>shitaginlollmao >oregonAlways gets exposed eventually.
>>157683508Retarded ragebait take that I doubt Saban himself sincerely believes
>>157683710He is referring to the current top 25.There are 9 SEC teams:>2. Georgia>4. Texas>8. LSU>9. Ole Miss>10. Texas A&M>11. Oklahoma>12. Alabama>18. Tennessee>23. MissouriThere are 7 B1G teams:>1. Ohio State>5. Indiana>6. Oregon>14. USC>16. Penn State>19. Washington>21. IowaYes there are more sec teams but there are also not only 3 B1G teams like Saban claimed.
>>157683812The top 3 of the B1G are the only ones anything thinks will do anything, though (except me, I know Oregon is going to fuck up and get embarrassed along the way). Meanwhile the top 5 SEC teams all have a shot of winning everything with the next 2 (oklahoma, alabama) being longshots (we know alabama won't do shit, though, due to our advanced esoteric ball knowledge). There's 2 B1G teams to the SEC's 5.
>>157683508When was the last time the EEC even appeared in the title game? Let’s stop acting like it’s some deep conference loaded with contenders. Everyone in it is mid.
>>157683851hes basically saying a team like indiana will play 3 fcs teams, buttgers, purdue, and minysoda and michigan state and be completely fresh for the postseason, whilst a team like alabama plays florida state, lsu, a&m, texas, ole miss, florida, gerorgia, etc,
>>157683634Saban is from a Union state. He's a carpetbagger.
>>157683851Saban is talking about the AP Top 25 not your power rankings. Even if you are correct (which you are to an extent, Oregon is a perennial fuckup and Alabama/OU are definitely longshots) it doesn't change the nature of what Saban is talking and being wrong about.
>>157683886>florida stateLMAO>lsuUnproven>a&mLMAO>texasLMAO>ole missLMAOO>florida LMAOOOOOOO>georgialmao
>>157683812Saban is old school and doesn't recognize the west coast teams being in the Big Midwest.
>>157683928Indiana has nine guaranteed wins. Atleast with alabama you could say they'd lose half of those and the little18 is completely unwatchable like you cant watch a single game cause they are all blowouts how is that fun? but sure man you got 7 teams in the top 25 or whatever
>>157683935If he were old school he wouldn't be counting the SWC and Big 8 teams as SEC teams either.
>>157683916>you're wrong>also you're rightInteresting cope.
>>157684035Someone can be wrong about one thing and right about another. You are wrong about what Saban said but also right about your analysis of those teams, those are disconnected points.
>>157683935>>157683998It's more like he's old school so he repeats really old arguments from before those teams joined the Big 10
Do you guys pay $500 plus tip to die from heatstroke?
>>157684222it will be considerably cooler later it starts at 6:30(7)
>>157684222It's an night game, if anyone dies during the game they are pussies.
>>157684254You would think so but texas does not follow the laws of thermodynamics
>>157684208only one team can stop the judeo pedophiliac cult.
>>157684208ASU sluts truly make the world go round
NORF
Reminder pre-NIL nattys all have *'s
>>157683992>Atleast with alabama you could say they'd lose half of thoseThat says more about Alabama than anything
>>157684208>>157684291Ironically Pedo St plays 7 on the list this year but isn't on it itself.
>>157683438Not all blacks are niggas, she looks pretty high bred.
>>157681175
Reminder we are 36 hours away from >muh quality loss posting >>157684598Post the real one. You know the one I'm talking about.
>>157683851Do you really think Ole Miss or A&M are contenders? Ole Miss is basically a 2010s Big 12 team, they'll put up plenty of points but give up just as many. A&M has a stereotypical >black QB and they're not playing the entire bottom half of the SEC this year like they did last year. I'll give you the other three but they have questions too.>Georgia hasn't done shit in the playoff lately and every year their roster looks a little worse than the year before>Texas is praying Arch took a big leap forward, they lose to Ohio State again and the natives will get restless>LSU has huge collapse potential if they lose a couple games, could easily see that mercenary roster checking out while Kiffin keeps making an ass of himself if things get tough
>>157684598do dixiefags think this image scores them white people points?
>>157684573cause shes playing dress up and wearing a coat of paint on her face?
does rutgers get bullied again?its not umass
>>157684885That howard game will be shitfest kino
>>157683851God I hope Indiana loses to ohio state just to beat 3 SEC and absolutely rape them like bama got raped last year
>>157684633lspoo maybe, geogia Taco, Miami with osu and indy as favorites. Domer will choke in semis.
>>157683886weird I just looked at Alabama's schedule and they don't seem to play Georgia, Ole Miss or Florida
>>157683851Kek name 5 SEC teams you think have a shot at a national title, this should be fun
>>157683622Someone photoshop his tray and spilled mcdonalds meal
>>157684633A&M would be without the >black QB. I would say they are better than Oregon and LSU both, but the >black QB is an albatross no one can really seem to overcome in current year. Arch is a meme.
>>157685328My boy Reed just needs to stop firin his lazor every other play. If he just keeps slinging it to Horton then I think we'll be ok.
Why did Michigan fall out of the AP Top 25?
>>157685381SEC bias and racism
>>157685381They lost their home opener
>>157685381More important question is why didn't they fall out of the Coaches Poll?
>>157685502I liked this gif more when I thought she was instantly regretting swearing. Now I know she was just about to throw up.
>>157685590cringe
>>157685396Except that they didn't. They won 13-12.
>>157685590lmao
>>157685595Physically, yes. Spiritually, no.
>>157685595source?
>>157685590Based
>>157685118georgia, lsu, texas, bama and ole miss. retarded question that anyone with half a brain could answer for you. sec is a revolving door, the next few years auburn, tennessee or a&m could be in the mix. the conference schedule year in year out is a gauntlet full of rivalries and tough road games.
>>157685590You can’t just hit a strangers weed anymore that could be nuclear 50% THC retard lettuce
>>157685674no shame in greening out bromigo, it happens to everyone
Big night for US TennisIn 15 minutes, two American men face off in the semifinal of the US Open (one of the four majors along with English, French and Australian Opens)Age 28 Frances Tiafoe - three career semifinals at the US OpenAge 23 Ben Shelton - two career semifinals at the US OpenSince 2006, only one US male has made the US Open final.
Ohio state fags are way too confident
>>157685664That revolving door also means some of them will be shit, like Auburn and Florida are right now, or they will be mid 7-8 win teams that racked up all their wins vs shitters and didn't beat anyone with a pulse (see: Tennessee and Missouri). You don't get to count shitters and mid teams as quality wins because of what they did 3 years ago or what they might do 3 years from now or because they have a big stadium. I know you understand this concept because no SECfags will say Michigan is a quality win this year when they go 7-5, even though they have a more recent title and a larger stadium than anyone in the SEC.
>>157685637Reality. Also, this: >>157685629
>>157685734
>>157685737That’s just logically retarded. You are implying record says who is shit which cannot be true since every conference must go 50% against itself
Holy shit look at Miami's fucking schedule. What a joke. They're gonna fraud their way all the way to the playoffs
>>157685745It's clearly AI thodothbeso
Ohio state has 8 starters from Texas and Texas has ZERO starters from Ohio. Really makes you think about how is the superior football state
>>157685760Whoever loses between them and notre dame would be 100% OUT if we lived in a fair or rational college football world
>>157685760I think Bill is gonna meme on them since it's Halloween, and ND gets refballed to a W
>anon when are you gonna quit sitting on your dick and come fuck me?well? your response /cfb/?
>>157685790I love this bizarre creature like you wouldn't believe
>>1576856641, maybe 2 of those have a shot.>ole miss>texasHoly fuck SECucks are delusional
>>157685753>you can't use records to decide who is shit or good because every record combines to be .500
>>157685747Not the type of violence you expect to see at a perpetually 7-5 school.
3 games kicking off now:>Villanova vs #24 Louisville | ACCN>Norfolk State vs #25 Virginia | ACCNX>Richmond vs NC State | ESPNU
>>157685836Well there it is
I am a massive homosexual. What team should I root for?
>>157685847rainbow warriors
>>157685847Cal
lol louisville
>>157685847pooiville and nc state
>>157685790this bitch needs to transfer to Minnesota, she has the gophoid phenotype
>>157685847Longhorns
>>157685847florida
>>157685942yes she doesnt fit the semenhole aesthetic
LETS GO OSU BEAT TEXAS BY 25 POINTS
>>157685990please saar my village
It's been more than 1200 days since the SEC won a national championship. I really think you guys shouldn't get another one, especially after all that cheating and the way you've opened things up with the portal, NIL, and letting NFL players come back to college football.
oh man that villanova wr was wide open in the end zone
slaveryb owl in half an hour
>>157686021gay manufactured outrage
>>157686021>>157686051What are you talking about
thank god sec on tomorrow
>>157686076>https://x.com/KU_Football/status/2098169671824404786
is that a heckin red banderdino
>>157686088Wasn't that guy a terrorist who never killed a single slave owner?
I can't take the ACC seriously based on how many non Saturday games their teams play.
no one at the game was even alive when 911 happened
>>157686097no clue
>>157686021you stupid fucking goyim fall hook, line and sinker for pretty much any kind of agitation marketing, don't you. shame.
>>157686117shit man
Whoever this bitch is singing the anthem for Rutgers/BC is doing awful.
>buttgers is playingI legit didn't know.
>>157686132it just means more
>>157685847The winner of Texas/anOSU. It’s like a playoff between the two faggiest teams there are
>>157686142a donor daughter
>Big Team paid paid this team (x) money to come play them and heckin lostarinoThis shit has been run into the ground. When a big state school is playing some shitter everyone understands they're getting paid. We don't need to act like we're amazed about to every season.
>>157686097So, a confederate?
>bill o brienfuckin ell
taking a shit on the midfield logo and using a red bandana
the state of massachusetts owns buttgers lol
>first play>injury off to a good start
>>157686171>mfw i remember o'brein is my hc
>>157666773So BloB’s gone if he loses this, right? The 9/11 game is pretty important to BC, losing to a team that just got dumpstered by UMass would be the ultimate in humiliation rituals
>>157686200loser of this game is axed before they get to the locker room
buttgers getting bodied at the line of scrimmage again
>>157686169No he was an actual terrorist.
How you tush push and not get 1 fucking inch? lmao
lmao he ran into the TE
>Buttgers
Shiano is a fraud
b10bros...
he lost a yard on that qb sneak
>>157686226Was always overrated because of those Ray Rice years where he was good in a BigEast that didn't have Miami nor Va Tech. Total gap toothed retard.
>>157685546Someone on here said his fraternity brother fucked her and she was boring in bed.
how about throwing it past the line to gain you cowards
>buttgers
>Birmingham I-59 17th street
go ahead and fire him
Border War Thread>>157685902
Alas, poor buttgers! I knew him, Anon. A program of infinite jest, of most excellent zest.
>>157686293lmfao
Why are we still making such a big deal about 9/11? We paid them back more than enough.
>Buttgers """defense"""KWAB
just get you ass into the endzone stop with the taunting bs...why are all wr faggots
>>157686304Come on bro itll be fun. we get up to shenanigans and watch football together
>>157686315zoomer
Looks like football isn't coming home this year Rutgersbros.
>>157686315Should have quit remembering when that stupid ass carpetbagging yankee George Bush started letting Mooslums in. Stupid son of a bitch.
is rutgers starting their 3rd string qb?
>>157686315>”making such a big deal” about that time terrorists hijacked commercial airplanes and took down 2 gigantic skyscrapers in the biggest city in the US and hit the Pentagon and killed 3000 peopleGen alpha plz go
>BUTTGERS
LMAO
>yfw Buttgers goes winless this season.
that never touched the ground. bc ball
>>157686361They lost their good QB to the draft and didn't get another one in the offseason. So they are starting last year's third stringer and don't have another one behind him
SEC
rivalries, outside of being on the week of thanksgiving, aren't played on a friday. sorry mizzou and kansas.
>black qbs
>give up the reception>fucking die anywayJesus Christ
that kansas coach should have cashed in during his meme year where they were reddit's team. now he's stuck in kansas coaching football.
>>157686515>stuck in kansasCoastoid urbanite aidsfaggot detected. Do trees give you panic attacks, enby?
>>157686433Bullgers?
Ohio & Michigan kissing in a tree
>>157684885>red bandana gameyes
uhhh dixiebros?
>>157686515He's earning a few million a year at a school where they just want to make a bowl game and the basketball team soaks up most of the fanbase's expectations, not a terrible job to have
>>157686585>>157686585>>157686585new
Boise State, Memphis, JMU, and/or UMass would do more with the yearly $80m check Buttgers gets from the BIG10
>>157686531This is such bad posting, man. The point is that the football coach is stuck at a basketball school, so he'll always be 2nd fiddle with NIL funds and it will be hard to raise his profile again to get to a school dedicated to football to hire him. Has nothing to do with the coast or fly over or whatever other gay shit you're talking about.
>black quarterba… ACKs!
>>157686590>Boise State, Memphis, JMU, and/or UMass would do more with the yearly $80m check Buttgers gets from the BIG10Yeah, they undoubtedly would, but the B10 has absolutely no use for any of them, so, here we are.
>pisspoo
