Patriots lost to the Seahawks as Drake had a Melty/nfl/ has declared the Patriots a dead franchise off a Week 1 gameJoe Burrow still styling
Can somebody make a NON-pedophile thread?
>>157666955Steelers (:
>frauds exposed in the kickoff gameGreat start to the season
My Billsies :)
>>157666974I support this idea.
>>157666955Patriots on suicide watch.
>Seattle had 0 (ZERO) points through 3 Quarters >New OC looked like hot trash >Darnold out multiple weeks Both teams looked like shit. Drake Maye was just so awful that he single handedly blew it. Hard to believe these two team were in the owl.
>>157667008It's Week 1.
The two biggest blowouts in the NFC games this weekend are expected to be:1) Lions by 7 over Saints 2) Eagles by 5.5 over CommandersEver other NFC game is 3.5 spread of lower
>>157667008neither team played starters in the pre season, it was very obvious
Mendoza will be better than Maye. Cap this.
Fake Gaye is 2-7 against teams with a winning record.
>bitchknees threadGay
>>157667023Mendoza is a more disciplined player than Maye but Maye is way more mobile.
Wouldn't it be funny if someone actually made a new thread and we all jumped ship to that one just to piss off bitchknees?
>>157667011What’s Drake Mayes record against teams over .500 this season? Just curious
>>157667011Source?
Caleb won any & all arguements last nightDrake could NEVER and will NEVER a game winning clutch TD
Who is the undisputed best playoff QB in the NFL today?Fake Gaye in regular season vs teams with winning records >2-7 (22%)Drake Maye in the playoffs>3-1 (75% win pct)
>>157667054I was thinking about how much more dynamic Caleb is than Maye last night, but also going back to last postseason last year. Same thing
What do you guys think about the pizza I made last night?
They called him the new Brady and he's just the new Prescott
>>157667060that abysmal playoff opponent stretch. might as well be a red carpet.
>>157667066Not gonna lie bro, that looks pretty damn good.
Drake Maye is just CJ Stroud for pasty BAWBs
>>157667060>playoff Herbert can only score 3 points>Stroud goes full retard with 4 interceptions>beating a backup in a blizzardNone of these were impressive
NBC needs to do us all a favor and get rid of Collinsworthless
>>157667060>>157667071Keep in mind how impressive Drake Maye's playoff schedule was:He took down the two best defenses in the AFC
>>157667077>BAWBBlack Asian White Blackwhat kind of porn is this??
if drake maye wanted to win he should have thrown the ball to his team more especially in the last quarter that way his team could score more points and win the game
>>157667054Caleb, Jayden, and Nix have NEVER thrown a game losing interception
>>157667091>afcdont ever @ me again
>>157667091Gay looked like shit in those game thoughbeit. His defense and the weather bailed him out.
>>157667091Stroud had 5 picks and Nix broke his ankle. Everyone knew it was a fluky run when it happened. Drake didn’t have one memorable postseason moment. Caleb, Stafford and even Darnold were awesome however
>>157667066Looks delicious. Fuck you.
I hope Darnolds injury is minor, like rooting for guys that turn their careers around. Also don't think the Rams should have an easy path to the Super Bowl with that stacked bullshit team.
>>157667103It's like Drake Maye is the new Tom Brady>>157667060Or is he the next Joe Flacco?Or a hybrid between the two?
Drew Lock - 16/22 for 187 yards and 1 touchdown Patrick Mahomes - 0/0 for 0 yards and 0 touchdownsDrew Lock > Patrick Mahomes
Not helping the schedule babby argument when yoh lose to Drew Lock
>>157667013this counts NFC only?
>>157667115I hope Sam Darnold is okay so that when my Rams are feasting on roasted Seahawk, there are no excuses
>>157667115My "hot take" is that the Rams make it to the Owl but lose to whoever the AFC spits out (unless for some miraculous reason it's the Bills, in which case the curse takes effect again), in which Stafford can retire with pride and a tiny grain of salt because even though he lost in his final game and Owl appearance, he'll still have a ring to show for it. By the way, I like Stafford. I don't, however, like the Rams. So I honestly wouldn't care who the AFC could spit out, I just wouldn't want the Rams winning in So-Fi again. I mean, unless it's intentionally premeditated to be Stafford's retirement party, another Rams Owl isn't necessary at all.
Patriots have a worse record than the jest and lolphins
Brady is a LT Baby
>>157667173Also cannot forget, him and Peypey were RB Babbies
>>157667156The Rans play the Seahawks in 2 of the last 3 games of the year. Both teams will have key injuries by that point
The "twitter doctors" were correct, apparently
The league is not ready for David Bailey. He will be the greatest edge rusher of all time and single-handedly make the Jets competitive but will probably win nothing for his efforts.
dozie wouldnt have thrown those picks
>>157667173Josh Simmons is elite
Could the Broncos or Texans have beaten the Patriots last year with Drew Lock instead of Stroud or Stiddy?
>>157667190Kwab
>>157667181This is a take for casuals. The league has changed, it's not run-first anymore. And Andy Reid uses the short pass as an extension of the run game, anyway.
Fuck the refs, why were there three niggers refs last night?
>>157667115I hope Darnold’s injury is major because my team plays the Seahawks soon
>>157667197The league has actually shifted back to much more of a running era in Mahomes play time than Manning/Brady
>>1576671906-8 Weeks at least.
>>157667191If they didn’t have Glenn coaching, I’d be intrigued to see what these young Jets can do. But since Glenn is still coach I don’t see them being competitive
>xhieftroons espousing the virtues of having a bad o line and no run game and no receivers and a bad defense ya im thinkin the muppetmutt reign of terror is over
>>157667197the league has already changed back to the running game. Everybody drafted ridiculous Edge athletes and 200lb LBs who run 4.4 to stop spread offenses, now smart OCs are loading up on TEs and running 12/13 personell and doing smash mouth football again.
Josh Allen is the last white QB in the NFL who can claim to be good and he doesn't even rate in the top 15 overall for QBs.
>>157667200Dumbass
Is this good?
>>157667209yes, we know Brady was carried to 7 rings by his defense, left tackle, offensive line, and running backs.its a team game, but some QBs like Mahomes have to do it all
>>157667190>per me
>>157667032too bad he couldn't outrun those picks
anyway, 7>3
>>157667216You mean yourself?yeahhh...
>>157667213Ok but that is brand new as of like right now and hasn't even spread to more than a few teams yet.>>157667200Dumbass
>>157667218>have to do it allHelps when you are carried by the refs but you keep living in denial nobodybwill ever forget.
Super Bowl Champs2024 Eagles2025 Seahawks 2026 Eagles?
>>157667223You should include attempts/game on your graph
Crosby + Cousins to Xeattle for two 1sts and a 3rd. Source : my big heavy balls
>>157667023thats not even really a controversial take mendoza can actually make deep throws without being intercepted literally every single time, and isnt afraid to stand and bang in the pocket unlike maye who squirts out the second he smells pressure
>>157667217When you need playmaking under pressure, you simply cannot rely on white quarterbacks
>>157667233>mendoza canMendoza can't even beat out Cousins. Mendoza might never been and NFL starter because of how terrible he was under pressure at Indiana.
>>157667231how about Crosby and AoC for that same package dozie isnt starting unless cousins gets hurt, i liked a lot of what i saw but he does get happy feet when coming out of the hitch after taking snaps under center (which is definitely coachable but takes time)
>straight qbs
>>157667226They're going to split with the Cowboys and probably the Giants because >nfc east intra-division games. They'll blow another random winnable game. I think 11 wins seems right for >my birds.
>>157667236White QBs tend to fall apart only against other white QBs.
can't wait to see buncos get btfo on mnf :)
>>157667244>bk cope fake gaye aint him lil bro
>>157667245Yes, offenses in general have gotten better (and/or defenses have gotten worse). What's your point?
>>157667256I'm not in on the Maye discussion, I'm in on the Raiders discussion because you need to do something fast because Mendoza is a bust
The last qb to throw a pick down by 3 with less than a minute left inside the 20 was Kyler Murray on week 8 of 2021. Almost 5 years ago.
>>157667264Mahomes played in a much more rushing focused league than Brady/Manning
>>157667251Gingers is black
>>157667226I have them going 9-8 I don’t see their offense or line all of a sudden turning a corner. It’s another year of Squirts and a new OC. The line isn’t getting any younger. I think Lemon will be a fucking stud though. Watched nearly every game of his last season at USC. He’s a fucking dawg. I wanted him for my Rams so ofc Philly grabs him because Howie knows what’s up
>>157667245>>157667264From what appears to be the same source as your image
>>157667249Ngl, 2024 draft class bros we FEASTIN
AJBrownownerbros…At least the x ray wasn’t too bad
>>157667272That's not true though
>>157667266next time type that without crying
>there were more passing yards in an era ehen there were more of and much better qbsNogging joggin
>>157667286he won't be 100% again this season, it's over
>>157667198Tom Grossi is great, I regularly watch his material.
>>157667226Hurts is garbage, I dont know why Niggles fags think highly of him
Rammies play down under tonight!
>>157667286No one cares about your fantasy team
Never, and I mean NEVER draft a QB who married his middle school girlfriend. Serious red flag
>>157667288The numbers do not agree with you.
>>157667328You haven't posted passing yards by decade or total yards by decade. I wonder why.
The Era Comparison>Patrick Mahomes' Career Era (2017–Present): Over his career spanned across the late 2010s and 2020s, NFL teams have averaged 115.8 rushing yards per game. This era includes a modern high-water mark in 2022, when teams averaged a massive 121.6 yards on the ground per game. >Tom Brady's Career Era (2000–2022): Over his 23-season career, the league averaged 114.5 rushing yards per game. Rushing volume dipped severely during the middle of Brady's career—hitting a low point in 2015 and 2016 at just 108.8 yards per game as the league heavily transitioned into a pass-first system.
>>157667221drake has always been white cam newton with rex grossman decision making, that's why he drafted where he did and why belichick downrated him on national tv
>>157667319I have AJ Brown on my fantasy team, how boned am I?
>>157667346
>>157667274Not really marshawn. Though Hollywood wants it to be that way.
>my Commies got Diggs instead of Romeo DropsAP I’ll never question you again.
>>157667100Caleb threw one against the rams in his most recent game >>157667197Good post
/r/ing all-22 clips of Maye's ints. The Seahawks were doing cool shit with their scheme and rotations, I want to see what the secondary looked like on those plays (mainly the 2nd one).
>>157667349He could be out for weeks. Swap him with Pierce and move RJ into flex
>>157667365>shamelessly agreeing with yourselfGaaaaaay
>>157667349No one cares about your fantasy team
>>157667365Chru Chru I forgot about that. Guess it’s just Nix and Daniels atop the QB class
>>157667349>I have AJ Brown on my fantasy teamwhy would you do this
kissing jenny
>>157667366give me a few and i'll post em
>>157667374Take your meds, schizo
>>157667375should I start Allen or Dak this week? Dak usually puts up MVP numbers against shit teams.
>>157667374Kill yourself
>@rapsheet.bsky.social>49ers star TE George Kittle, who tore his Achilles on Jan 11 and has been aiming for a Week 1 return, is now off the injury report with no game designation. He’ll play against the Rams, completing an improbable comeback. DL Nick Bosa (knee) also has no game status.
>>157667387start dak out of pure disrespect
>>157667389>now posting fake screen shots
>>157667366/r/ doesnt exist anymore idgit ape bent the knee to pressure over the AI celeb gooners
I still can’t get over that interception to blow the game last night. Is Drake Maye retarded? How do you play football your entire life and end up that situationally unaware? I’m in ncaa dynasties with hockey players that have a better grasp of basic tactics.
drake maye=jj mccarthy. cant win with those cats
>>157667409Panic.
If you aren't the>Eagles>Rams>Seahawks >NFC North Winner Then you're a long shot to win the NFC (aka irrelevant)
>>157667410JJ will revive his career on another team, Maye will be out of the league in 5 years
>>157667415Maybe he should limit that to the disco going forward
What was the point of having the tackle cut block? I can see how it might make sense if you have one or more receivers running a quick route that gets them open immediately, but by the time the edges are back to rushing everyone is still getting into their routes and no one is open. Plus, Maye rolls directly into Lawrence lol.
Drake Maye completed as many passes to the Xehawks as he did to AJ Brown
>>157667292Why would I be crying that Mendoza busted out? I'm not a Raiders or Indiana fan
>>157667380I bought into the “he looked good in camp” meme
>>157667366
>>157667416
>>157667409>Is Drake Maye retarded?>white qbs
>>157667416>NFC teams that will finish better than the Iggles ; Rams Seahawks Cowboys Lions (this years schedule baby) Saints Bears Which means Iggles will be competing with the Kangz, Green Bay and Niners for the 7th seed
>>157667436>>157667442Holy fuck TWO throws that are both late and underthrown. AJ Brown left Hurts to play for a white and skinner Hurts
4 more long ass fucking days until my Billsies :)
>>157667449rams are the best in the league, there’s no question about it.
>>157667436What a terrible offensive play call. Condense the field for no reason and give the QB no option other than to huck it up for a contested catch in double coverage. I guess he could have (and should have) just checked it down, but still.
Merry Kirkmas!
Miss me, AJ?
>>157667450>#3 open>Maye’s eyes locked to the right side>throws off his back foot into double coverage I just don’t get it
>>157667442Post-snap rotation to MOFC is GOATed
imagine being a pats fan and hoping maye will play good enough to win games. LOL
I'm thinkin about those Kangz again...
>>157667436just take the checkdown for 5+ free yards + force defender to make an open field tackle??? its only 2nd down
>>157667459Hurts would have dropped this in the bucket for an easy TD. He's miles better than Maye.
Maye can't throw over 50 yards
>>157667461Most talented? Yes. Best? Well we’ll see
>>157667436Mahomesian
>>157667460Our razorcakes!! :)
Out of respect for Drake Maye, I think I'll be making myself a sub sandwich for lunch today.
>>157667469Is that Hurts?
>>157667480Did the Lakers ever wear Purple & Gold when they were in Minneapolis?? Because it would be a strange coincidence that both Kangz and Lakers both wear that same hideous color scheme without there being some sort of correlation
this is it. this is the year. the year that the only qb in history (our joshie:) wins the superb owl
where's the gambling sand nigga that was bandwagonin >my chiefies?
Drake Maye almost ruined the MVP award by having the easiest schedule ever
>>157667480Vikings *would* have a cheap Mazda as their centerpiece
>>157667517*loses in the divisional again*
Jaylen Reed played 8 snaps last night, all on special teams
>>157667519Shedoodoo ruined the pro bowl, Dungy ruined the HoF
Don't care what anyone says. Last night was an entertaining game. I was hooked to my TV the entire time.
>>157667505Out of respect for Jalen Hurts I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich.
I like Demeco Ryans, but he runs the Gym Shorts strategy:>step 1: have insanely stacked D-line>step 2: have them beat the guy in front of them>step 3: ????>step 4: profit
>>157667541The refs pissed me off but yeah other than that I thought it was great
>>157667554Hurts wouldn't condone thathe'd have a pinterest tier quote over choosing words instead of violence
>>157667483Underthrown balls should not be pass interference. It rewards quarterbacks for making terrible throws.
>>157667519Matt Stafford saved the MVP award from being some advanced stats meme >>157667525They traded Boutte so they can upgrade to Bussey next season
>>157667556Hey, if it works
>>157667533The bills could probably win the AFCE with 5 or six wins this year. If I'm Buffalo, I rest my starters for the last 8 games minimum.
>>157667449>Rams>Seahawks>Cowboys>Lions (this years schedule baby)>BearsTake out the Saints, the excitement about them is that they improve to 8-9! Wowwie! Tampa is winning that division easily And we are in agreement that the only teams in the NFC that matter this year are>Eagles>Rams>Seahawks>NFC North WinnerOnly realistic one you're adding is the Cowboys and we shall see about them but I'm not getting my hopes up.
>>157667462Josh McDaniels is a terrorist
>>157667505I hate how NFL fans (faggots) have to make up some new retarded term every season that only lasts about ten weeks. Kill yourself.
>>157667533>bengals will win the division THIS time They haven’t won the division a single time when Lamar was healthy.
>>157667557hope it wasn't indicative of what the rest of the season will be like because ho-lee-fuck the refs were already in mid-season form and eager to remind everyone that they exist
>>157667565don't commit pass interference if you don't want to get penalized
>>157667577What's the new term there?
>>157667581Nah I agree with him, your take is reddit and homosexual snark.
>>157667516>purple and yellow are a hideous color combopasty whites need not apply
>>157667449>>157667574The Cowboys are ass
>>157667576>It's Josh McDaniels' faultI hope Pats fans don't actually start blaming him
Everyone is anticipating Mahomie magic and they can't contain it
>>157667556I'd do the same thing if I had Danielle Hunter and Will Anderson on the same line
>>157667576truly an elite offensive mind among the likes of Kevin Patullo, Brian Johnson, and Matt Canada
>>157667590>we should give refs even more power by letting them pick and choose which passes are allowed to be interfered withcome on man
>>157667601Didn't they lose that game
How long until the nfl plays a game in the middle east
>>157667601>Mahomiestop trying to evade my filter
>>157667614Nah you did
>>157667615there are already games in michigan
>>157667621I'm not a Chiefs football player so
Are people overreacting to Maye's performance? Joe Burrow also had a horrendous Week 1 coming off of a Super Bowl loss and he was able to bounce back.
>>157667245>Contact and tackle rules have got so strict that you genuinely need a savant at defense to deconstruct offensesBasically this is what you are seeing.
>>157667645He lost against a team that lost their starting QB 3 minutes into the game
is Darnold out for multiple weeks?
>>157667480More like Dem Fagz
The dynasty goes continues Monday night baby
>>157667645It's not helping The Schedule allegations
>>157667576I guess you think they should've passed on every play so Raped Gaye could reach 5-6 picks? Running the ball was the correct option last night. They literally would've won if they just took a knee on 3 plays then punted for every 4th quarter drive.
I have changed my pick. I believe the 49ers will win tonight.
>>157667650only scored 1 TD on a underthrown DPI
>>157667645People are overreacting to his shitty performance and I expect him to bounce back soon but most people just want to shit on the pats for any reason. In any event, it’s been established that he can’t handle good defenses.
>>157667601Mahomo shouldn't start until week 3 anything else is reckless
>>157667645burrow was dealing with an injury and still managed to score a last second game winning touchdown until his kicker missed the extra point.
>>157667576Why didn’t McDaniels have Maye throw downfield on first down?
>>157667574>EaglesThe only reason I take the Eagles seriously is because they have a recent history of success. And they give the Rams a hard time. Similarly to the 49ers. I’m not particularly high on either team, but you can’t rule them out. >Saints Yeah maybe that’s a hot take. But I think Shough *might* be the best QB in that division. They’ve got solid trenches. Tyson getting injured really hurts them, but Olave is one of the most underrated WR in the league. Just gotta stay healthy >Buccs Most talented team on paper but they lost Evans. Bowles is still the coach. If Bakey is healthy and goes ‘fuck you’ mode like he did a couple years ago then maybe I’d give them a chance. If Bain is a monster that also helps. I think the hype around Egbuka is a little much. People think he’s the next JSN, and that moving him back to his natural position is somehow gonna unlock him. He still seems like a weaker WR1 who may or may not be ready to play with that turf toe
>>157667667>BucsGodwin will get injured week 1 and be out most of the season again.
>>157667655Refs called a flag right?
>shough is better than baker mayfield there’s being understandably optimistic on shough and then there’s complete lunacy.
>>157667645Joe Burrow is actually good though
>>157667683Good at being injured
Very excited for First Things First today. Wildes is gonna crash out
>>157667683Good at taking sacks
>>157667683>Joe BurrowIs betting that faggot the best way to sports bet this season
>>157667666Seattle was throwing science at Drake the whole time. It's like they specifically made sure that his lessons from the owl would not help him in the game because they shifted the looks around
>>157667008Defensive positions are now skill positions, and winning is going to be about making the least mistakes. Probably see a bunch of conservative-offense, or non-conservative but high sacks & turnovers, low-scoring games this year.
>>157667677Shough was better that Baker last season, that’s not even disputable anon. I’m just being realistic, have you even seen Shough play? He’s taller and more mobile than Baker (and healthier)
>>157667688what did he mean by this?
>>157667699shough is fresh and really athletic for a qb and baker is a beat up gunslinger.
Michigan would have beaten the patriots last night
NFL BTFO
>>157667688I doubt it. Wildes is too afraid to be cocky and a homer for his team.
>>157667693I mean, the Pats did do a good job at learning from the Owl in the first half. I thought MacDonald got too “Witherspoon blitz” happy and the Pats had a go-to screen pass for that. It’s the second half where Seattle was able to get the edge on the Pats and NE couldnt adjustHowever, I think that’s part of why they ran it on 1st down so much. Maye cannot throw it deep, I’m treating that as established fact. So throwing it on first really only means a 2-3 yard gain. Not much better than running
>>157667709Damn, he was right
>>157667710Wildes is a turbo homer. He gets super defensive about the Pats. However he was clearly unconfident about this game so I imagine he’s going to kinda just sit there and take it because there really is no defense. Darnold went out early and the Pats had a commanding lead until Maye started throwing picks. Then they had a chance to win or tie at the end and he throws a game losing pick
>>157667716They didn't figure out anything anon, they padded their stats in garbage time while Seattle was celebrating their easy win.
>>157667577
Slam the over on sacks for Bosa tonight, you know he is going to be playing his heart out on the Kirkeversary.
>>157667590The underthrow is punished by being easy to intercept if you don’t crash into the WR
>>157667731Drake “The Raped” Maye
>>157667576Total and utter domination by the Seattle defense. You better get used to it because that's the world we live in now!
>>157667736Many are saying this.
>>157667729Learning from the Owl in the first half of this game dummy
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>157667735Shouldn't be a spot foul
>>157667709Sure thing Trump
not living down the nickname "the schedule"
>>157667709>>157667720lmao what a loser
>>157667751It is strange that it’s not at any other level but the nfl
>>157667747Oh jfc is she not cooking anymoreWTF is she doing
>>157667757tUrN uR m0n1tOr 0n jajajajajaJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>157667736Drake "gaped and raped" Maye
>>157667746>7 points in a half>all from a 1st and goal on the 1 yard line granted by DPI>from a gruesome underthrow of a wide open receiverLaughable cope, brother.
>>157667720We'll find out soon enough !
>>157667761Trying to find someone to dump Maye for
>>157667771>no sacks in the first half>moving the goalposts to be about scoring You can just admit you’re wrong, it’s okay
>>157667752turn on your trip, bitchknees
>>157667747she needs to just show her butthole at this point
>>157667794
>>157667794>Jests won that gameDamn the parallels are uncanny
>ACK-ers
>>157667810You went out of your way to type this out
>>157667794Literally who
>>157667786>moving the goalposts to be about scoring>p-playing offense in the NFL has nothing to do with scoring points!!Holy fuck, patsniggers are mindbroken
>>157667815who what happened
last nights game was 20 minutes after the hourTonight's game is 35 minutes after the hour
>>157667815Oh he definitely did it lel he's fucked
>>157667821>>p-playing offense in the NFL has nothing to do with scoring points!!Everyone is saying this
With Drake Maye on pace for 51 INTs is Jameis Winstons' record in jeopardy?
>It is expected to be someAllah please just a few so he doesn’t have to play my team please we need wins
will drake maye's sophomore regression be worse than strouds?
>>157667815he wasn't even that good towards the end of last season, doesn't help that the OL was shit too, either way they won't miss him much
>>157667824He went to jail after he was arrested at home after a fight with his gfThey initially charged him with>Two counts of strangulation and suffocation (Felony, felony)>Battery - domestic abuse enhancer (M)>Criminal damage to property - domestic abuse enhancer (M)>Disorderly conduct - domestic abuse enhancer (M)>Intimidation of a victim/dissuade complaints (M)
>>157667844how does not making the playoffs sound
>>157667851it sounds like he get a few misdemeanor charges and the lady will secure the bag
>>157667851you fucking racists still don't get that it's purely socioeconomic factors...
>>157667854>>157667844>replying to yourselfnothing more cringe
>>157667851Update:Josh Jacobs pleaded no contest to misdemeanor battery and criminal damage to property.With the legal matter now settled, Jacobs will likely serve a suspension from Goodell as a result of the charges. MarShawn Lloyd is expected to handle the bulk of the carries until he returns.
>>157667810Oh noes your hill billy parents had sex and made you.. qq
>>157667867>MarShawn LloydI thought he retired years ago
Maybe ill just quit my job so I can watch n*ggers play high level sports ball and make generational wealth while I cheer that on in a cuck chair until im homeless for not slaving away for 1/100000000 of what they make while getting no prime pus
>Commanders out Baltimore Baltimore
>>157667882When are they correcting the naming error and calling them the Redskins again
>>157667871saar, pls
>AJ Down>Romeo Dropps
>>157667882where do you think Washington plays? I'll give you a hint, it's not near Seattle
>>157667871hill billy parents don't raise bbc cucks Rajesh
>>157667842It's already over for him. He should legit just retire. Once you start getting fucked up hips... fuck man. How much more money do you really need you already snagged an Owl.
>>157667908Does he know?
>>157667910>It's already over for himbut enough about "the raped"
So gutsy game by the Hawks. Sloppy and a bunch of bad breaks but they still pulled the win. A few thoughts.Jadarian Price looks like the real deal. He hits the hole with speed. Obviously he's a rookie that was playing his first game against an actual opponent and will need to improve on some things but otherwise he looked greatI thought Brian Fleury did pretty darn well for his first game. Some really nice play calls. Hard to know who was at faul for some of the pre-snap penalties but I'm guessing it is more on Lock that Fleury. That last delay of game had Lock looking at his play sheet when the clock ran out.The offensive line looked really good especially on run blocking. Especially the inside. We all expected them to be good this year and they did not disappoint.The Seahawks had some tough breaks with the refs. The late hit on Hall was SUPER soft. I have no idea what the refs saw on the 4th and 1 offside. I've seen that play a couple of times and I don't see anything. I need to see that illegal shift play again as it looked to me that Holani got set.Drew Lock played like a vet backup today. Didn't force things. Took what the defense gave them and let the defense do the work.Game 1 is often sloppy these days and this was no exception. First time OC, backup QB, rookie RB. I feel that there is good reason to expect the offense to get a lot better, especially when Darnold is back. Go Hawks
>>157667882Are you going to try it? It's only $25 which is pretty cheap nowadays
>>157667904Yeah but D.C. is fake maryland, most of their crab shit is sysco, bit embarrassing by the Ravens to get outclassed
>>157667882>shitty pretzel with some warmed over crab slopMeh
>>157667919
>>157667825Truth nuke
>>157667929this might be the most flyover thing posted in the general desu
>>157667882DC and Maryland border each other. Did you fail geography?
>>157667942Baltimore is known more for crab than DC
Drake Maybe
>>157667919Go hawks
why aren't they having the Jets or Giants play on 9/11?
>>157667945
>>157667910>it’s already over for himHmmm… interesting take from a tripfag with your name. Certainly not still asshurt about the past two games your team has played. All good though, Drew can be our Jimmy G this year and Sam can come back in a month to lead us to the promised land once again.
>>157667731
>>157667113No stupid fucking wop would know what a pineapple was in 1914. They'd just be like mama mia that yellow olive is much too big you be giving it the the chopperini then muah but you must brine it first pendent, where s the salt
Would Sam Darnold be hurt if he had manly hips?
Darnold news got me thinking we could pull off a sneaky upset
>>157667949should have Jets vs Giants for the extra emphasis on tragedy, but it's probably because Israel did it.
>>157667923The commies don’t play in DC, Landover is a couple miles into Maryland and no where near the city proper
>>157667066Post recipe
>>157667945kwab
>>157667066Get better quality cheese and you're on the right path
>>157667964they'll be playing in DC by 2035
>>157667961Not likely
>>157667955>not much a too big
>>157667970It's mozzarella
betting on rams being jetlagged so my parlay hits :D
>>157667795I agree. Some NSFW content would be greatly appreciated, hopefully sooner rather than later.
3 things will happen on Sunday1. Commies beat the Eagles. Jayden is back baby. Diggs gets a touchdown.2. The Buccs beat the Bengals. It's a messy game and makes both fanbases feel bad about their season chances.3. Dolphins beat the Raiders. Willis get's two touchdowns by running them in himself. Dolphin's fans overhype themselves.
>>157667962>9/11 was Israel and Saudi Arabia>go to war with Afghanistan and Iraq
>>157667985 jet lag is nullified on brain dead roid headsRIP in peace your bet
Good morning to the Darnoldreich
>>157667975two more weeks
>>157667810turn off the VPN, we know its you from the stink and bugeyes
are we just going to ignore the fact that Drew Lock had better numbers than Sam Darnold? It's literally a system babby
>>157667688This.
>>157668026Yeah Lock = Darnold. Two backup qbs
>>157667982low-moisture mozzarella outperforms every other pizza cheese for stretch and browning.
>>157667995>1. Commies beat the Eagles. Jayden is back baby. Diggs gets a touchdown.TRUE. Daronte’s defense will force 2 pick>>157668015It’s literally under construction right now lol
>>157668040I prefer fresh mozz.
>>157668040Meant for >>157668021
>>157668026Darnold should retire. I'm not being salty, once the hips start going you're fucked.
>>157668044Is homemade pizza worth it? I might buy a pizza steel and a peel.
>>157668044You prefer fresh pozz
Jets Darnold or Playoff Maye?
>>157668052>>157667914
>>157667115>>157667156Rammies will be eliminated by then anyway
>>157668050chud needs to get with the times, it's not the 1900s anymore
>>157668041It’s not, but they’re almost done clearing the old stadium
>>157668055Yeah it's easy and cheap as hell, outside of waiting for the dough to rise and proof, but there arw doughs you can use that cut out that step for the most part.
>>157668050Didn’t this retard go all in on Kennedy?Sport athletes should really just shut up and play
>>157668050At least she asked. That’s respectable
>>157668056Gottem
>>157667953My Uncle worked in the tree service and fell, it didn't seem bad. He was later using a cane in his 40s and now in his 60s he's in a wheelchair. Don't fuck with the hips.
>>157668081Oh no, now the Curse will come for him too...
>>157668060Can I kill myself?
>>157668081You just know he was crashing grindr last night in Dallas.
>>157667955
>>157668081Based Godgers tellin it like it is.
>>157668076Potato tomato. Point is that it’s a real thing that’s happening
>>157668050>hey Aaron, I want to fuck other guys>hey! Me too!>....what?>.. I really really like women
>>157668081He’s actually right and only vaxxies will disagree
noted lgbt activist Drake maye :>my 3 interceptions identify as touchdowns. Yesterday was a win. That’s my truth.
>>157668098...did you just make this?
>>157668081Kek
>>157668081Yep, and now Trump is trying to bribe voters with a $5000 dividend check that he has zero intention of doing like the last four times because he's so desperate to bankrupt the country for Israel for the next two years.
>>157668081I do think the plight of Black people has improved significantly. Despite all the woke propaganda, I think black people as a whole are educating themselves on their history and their place in the world around them. There is no better time in history to be black. And negative stigmas about black people for the most part have faded to the point of being obsolete or just flat out ignorant
>>157667937You're overreacting. I didn't say crab is bad.
>>157668111Trips confirm, this is a real quote. What the FUCK is his problem?
a well educated black man stole my bike
>>157668097accusations are typically an admission of guilt
>>157668127turn on your trip
>>157668128Found the purple haired libtard
>>157668142>only bitchknees hates trumplol
>>157668111Checked
>>157668138Well educated black men tongue my anus
>calling yourself a bitch while off trip
>drake "the schedule" maye
>fake gaye
>>157668157I'll drake her maye, if you catch my drift
>>157668163can you explain?
>>157668157Who is this granny?
>AJ Brown ded
>>157668101I know, I ride the Anacostia trail. I’m pumped for it
>>157668132>Crabslopwhat did you think by this
>>157668101Speaking of tomatoes my tomatoes are nearly ripe
my prediction for the raidies game on Sunday >40+carries between jeanty and washington jr >cousins throws for a buck fiddy, no tds no interceptions >crosby gets 2 sacks >1 turnover by malik Willis (strip sack fumble) >achane will have 100 yards on the ground and 40+ yards receiving final score 17-10 raidies in an absolute slog of a game
You drooling retards don't realize Drake Maye was actually really darn good if you take away the 3 4th quarter INTs. His EPA, EBITA, and PAWGxr+ were 90th percentile
The Patriots gave away Diggs and Booty for AJ Brown and Romeo Doubs
>>157668213They have Doubs dumb faggot
>Chiefs Will Be In On Final Countdown To A Trade For A.J. Brown Trade Next MonthThank fuck Veach wasnt this stupid
>>157668206>he was pretty good aside from the most important stretch of a football game>but who cares about that!
>>157668174It's stadium concessions, anon
>calipacos desperately trying to slink back to the raiderskekKEK
>>157668218Nice reading comprehension, patsnigger
>>157668226Anon, what do you think EBITA and PAWGxr+ are?
>>157668218>boston education
>>157668218Anon, I....
>>157667008It was a very shitty superb owl my friend too.
>>157668206>PAWGxr+idk, his wife is more of a fridge build
>>157668227and crab used to be prison food, crab is still crab unless its imitation crab, but the reviewer didn't call it imitation did he slopboy?
>>157668235Useless nerd shit that does not matter. Only stat that matters is the final score.
>>157668139I really, really like adult women.
>>157668218Can we be certain that Romeo Doubs is a Patriot?
My tummy has felt bad all morning. I’d say every 45 minutes or so I’ve had to take runny Drake Mayes. I’ve probably taken 5 Drake Mayes already today. And my Vrabel hurts from sitting on the AJ Brown for too long :/
>>157668247the >crab and lobster used to be poor people/jail food! is a misnomer because it wasnt that people used to dislike crab and lobster, it’s that it was almost always cooked poorly so was objectively disgusting the modern way of cooking lobster and crab didnt become a thing until the 1890/1900s which is when it became popular to eat
>>157668052>b2b 14 win seasons, most recent ending in Owl win>”he should retire”You’re definitely being a salty bitch. Cap this post and refer back to it in 5 years when Maye is a Toxins backup to whoever succeeds Stroud in 3 years with nothing to show for it
>>157668255yes the entire thread knows youre a self admitted pedophile we get itwhich is why literally the only time anyone responds to you is to kick your teeth in
>>157668275I think also part of it was that they were a lot more abundant back then. Very easy to catch a lot of them, so easy to sell cheaply.
I bet pats fans really want the rams to lose tonight so people stop talking about Maye
>>157668278Not at all. I think Tua should retire also. Is it really worth it to live like that?
>>157667775>Google AIProbably the dumbest of them all desu.
>>157668282Is that how you see it?
>>157667955This post made me laugh, but pineapples were actually cultivated and signs of wealth in early 18th century Europe.
Where can I pirate FTF from work? Do they livestream it to YT?
lowkirkenuinely the broncos are winning it all
>>157668286>comparing a muscular hip injury to soup for brainsIs this how you cope with how bad your team will be this year?
>>157668304Try this link:>lemonparty.org
>>157668311A hip injury is nothing to fuck around with. especially when you have millions. Luck did it after a shoulder and kidney injury.
Patriots are so ass that Bitchknees is asking Darnold to retire bros I can’t
>>157668308Many keep his flame alive.
>>157668166'fraid knot
>>157668311tuas repeated hip injuries fucked his career more than his CTE
>>157668284another thing also is we can transport live lobster/crab easier, which get killed on location. In the 1800s, it was alot easier to transport dead lobster, and they have enzymes that make them start rotting almost immediately after death, causing their taste to suffer.Hence why they get killed right before you eat them today
>>157668314Ok I’m definitely saving that for after work but that doesn’t help right now 1.
[FACT]<-----------------crab cakes are the only good use of crabplain crab is disgusting
:)
>>157668335Tua was also never good so there’s that
>>157668331>>157668308>replying to yourself
>>157668347you don't know ball
>>157668303People literally rented them out for parties.
>>157668337good point i didnt think of that but yeah
>>157668311NTA, but I've had some weird soft tissue problems over the last few years. I've relieved them pretty well, but it's incredible how much fixing my hip helped everything else in my body. It's important.
>>157668348@grok is this true?
>>157668347Fool. King crab, snow crab etc exists
>>157668347>t. imitation crab enthusiast
>>157668335I must hate the Dolphins as well.
>>157668348Worst team in the league.>>157668335Pooa doesn't have CTE he's just plain retarded
If Mahomes gets injured because the Chiefs decided to protect a player coming back from an ACL injury with one UDFA rookie who hasn't played a single snap of LT in High School, College let alone the NFL, what is the Over/Under their retarded fanbase will start blaming Sean Payton for Bounty Gate 2.0
>>157668349he was never elite but you're delusional to think he wasn't good.
>>157668357Glad to hear. Musculo Skeletal pain is a motherfucker overall and add in the potential repeated trauma and he's asking for trouble.
>>157668372God, that would be so funny.
>>157668372Redditors genuinely hate Sean Payton for some reason
>>157668350Take your meds
>>157668372Everyone will celebrate that refball fraud getting what he deserves.
>>157668372Justin Fields could take them to the playoffs
>>157668347I will never eat a sea bug. Fish is the only exception they're the chickens of the sea
>>157668143that's a bait post new fren
>>157668394Reddit tier humor
>>157668375Thanks, and yes, I think it's worth mentioning it was all just adhesions and I hadn't even torn/sprained/strained anything. For QB it's important because throwing well comes from a tight core rotation and you can't get that without your hip stabilizers working.
Mahomie dragons are back baby broncucks will seethe
>>157668402As I said before, my Uncle hurt his bad falling from a tree, thought he was ok. Then like a month later he couldn't get out of bed. The hip is full of so many connections fucking it fucks you up bad. It's why shower falls fuck up old people so much.
>>157668405>Mahomie dragons are backIt will never be 2019 again, sorry
>Kahlil Benson has 0 LT Snaps recorded at Southaven HS>Kahlil Benson had>1',653 Snaps at Right Tackle>967 Snaps at Right Guard>42 Snaps in 2024 at Colorado as Left Guard>2 Inline Tight End Snaps>ZERO (0) Snaps at Left Tackle>He will be protecting Mahomes blindside week 1, picked up as an undrafted free agent
>>157667380The Bills DJ Moore trade looking real good now
>>157668401Do you browse there, is that a confession? You have to go back.
>>157668147He’s usually the only one that constantly spergs out here about him.
>>157667579Lamar's never playing a full season again
We dem boyz
>>157667720It was real in his mind
>>157668413wonder why he stopped slinging it downfield?
>>157668437tyreekbaby
>>157668437Influenza.
>>157668418Reddit tier “comeback”
>Bitchknees got mad about people talking shit about patriots so he’s trying to get people banned again by bringing up politics again.KWAB
My Chargies!
>>157668157Yellow fever fags are mentally ill ugly ass stick bug bitch, still would to be desu
>>157668347Crab Rangoon you fucking racist piece of shit
>>157668050Get in the chair, Rodgers.
Good news everyone, Sam Darnold just sore, nothing serious
Look at the flick of wrist
>>157668460Your concession is accepted.;^)
Mahomes' knee is fucked and he won't be able to get enough ground force to throw deep, nor will he be super mobile like he was. He will become a checkdown babby.
>[Fowler] Positive developments on Seahawks QB Sam Darnold. Per source: Darnold is dealing with soreness, primarily from the jolt to his hip joint when his knee landed on the turf last night.
>>157668480Crab rangoon was invented by white people at an American chain restaurant in the 50s.
>>157668497He faked that injury cazzie he was just tired of winning bowls and the extended seasons 4 years in a row and wanted to enjoy his newly built mega mansion
>>157668472Pardon?
>>157668498Sounds like he could have stayed in the game. Quit on his team, s.mh.
>>157668498RIP his labrum.
>>157668498Turf should be banned.
Was Maye actually trying to pass on that last interception? Ever since he started playing I keep seeing plays where it looks like he's throwing the ball away but it's a couple yards inbounds. Then it either hits the turf or gets intercepted. It's like he think's the field is 5 yards narrower than it is.
>>157668486Plain cringe
>>157668513I thought the proper way is to throw it high out the back of the end zone if you're gonna do that.
Look at this fucking retard
>>157668503Stop culturally appropriating my delicious hors d'oeuvres
>>157668518We don't describe our reactions to seeing ourselves in the mirror here.
>>157668513Who cares? I wanted to see him throw three interceptions and the madman did it. Made the season opener into a fun game instead of the shit game it was for 3 1/2 quarters. Also I am not looking forward to the season of refball, they haven't changed for the better in the slightest
>>157668157I prefer her earlier work.
>>157668533Got the Debo treatment.
>>157668533Perfect pass though
>>157668531That's what I mean. I keep seeing games where I assume he's getting rid of the ball but it doesn't leave the field.
>>157668541You’re really bad at this. Stick to DAE sea bugs XD
>>157668547Maybe we're all just overthinking it and Maye is simply a retard with poor spatial awareness.
>>157668555
>>157668547>>157668564He has a candy arm
>>157668531Yeah, I don't buy that a throw like that was meant to be out of bounds. These guys can throw 50 yard passes without stepping into them, if he wanted it to go into the 2nd level of the seats he could have. He was trying to "put it where only his guy could catch it" except that window was non-existant.
>>157668565That’s better. The “we don’t sign XD” cookie cutter style posts are lame and not funny.
>>157668513I was thinking the same thing. There was one where he was obviously throwing it away and the defendernwas able to leep and catch it but he couldn't come down in bounds.
>>157668513Yes. If we're being honest about what Raped Gaye is, he's Justin Fields with a bit more accuracy and way less running ability. When you've got Gaye as your QB1, the gameplan is to sprint to the sideline on every play while looking for a busted coverage downfield. If there is somebody cartoonishly wide open, you might get a completion. If not, Maye will either throw a gruesome pick into double coverage, or pick up 7 yards with his legs. He's not an actual QB at this point in his career.
>>157668573>get exposed as a redditor>seethe and reply non-stop until you get the last word so you feel like you wonStill not eating the sea bugs ;^)
>>157668544>Michael Crabtree
>Seattle struggled with Fake GayeYeah, I'm thinking the Rammies winnin da divvy
>The Athletic’s Josh Kendall reports that >Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa “appeared to suffer discomfort” while throwing “and briefly went to the ground” on Thursday.>Tagovailoa reportedly “missed the first week of training camp due to lower back spasms.” Perhaps they are still an issue. Tagovailoa is slated to start in Week 1 against the Steelers.Uh oh....
>>157668589At what point does it become abusive to start Tua in an NFL game?
>>157668589Probably caused by the cumulative brain damage.
>>157668533Cooks really should have maintained full possession of the ball, and he definitely could have. I say this as a Bills fan. Still stings.
>>157668584>hurr durr >the ol reddit switcharoo XD>erm ur monitorYou are the lowest of bottom tier normalfag and your posts are painfully unfunny
>>157668589Time for Jack "Death" Stranding to step in and take over the league.
>>157668570>>157668574Look at Maye the last couple years. He rarely yeets the thing in the stands even when he does clearly throw it away. Usually just a really close pass over the line near the benches. Now Brady would throw a ball the fuck away.
>>157668589>Andrew Luck, but too dumb to step away.
>>157668606>appear to suffer discomfort when Tua throwsThe dolphins fan experience
>>157668596Yet you keep replying, lmao. Thanks for the (You)s bitch. Here's another reddit frog for you, seethe tranny.
>>157667426lawrence did nothing but stand still for a free qb hit lol
>>157668589It's the Falcon's bro. Their cheapskate owner is running a skeleton organization. Stefanski is still getting paid by the Browns and Tua is still gettting paid by the Dolphins. Blank hasn't been serious about winning since Julio got traded.
>>157668578Maye is a black quarterback trapped in a white man's body.
>>157668612>erm you keep replying>so do I but that doesn’t count bc uhhWhat causes this? Besides general insecurity
>>157668437It’s called long covid. Many unvaccinated people have reported lingering symptoms of COVID-19 long after they believe it to be gone. Thats why Aaron Rodgers and Mahomes haven’t been themselves recently.
>>157668618Caleb is a black qb who's been inside many white men
“Best deep ball in the League” overthrows a WIDE open AJ Brown
Bussy
>>157668620Not reading that impotent seetheThanks for the reply though
>>157668627Caleb is a power bottom >>157668630Thanks for the reply though
>>157668506Yeah you’ve done it before you pussy don’t deny it.
>>157667426It's a read option and Maye probably runs in that situation 90% of the time so the tackle thought >fuck it I'm cuttingonly for Maye to run the opposite way and float an eephus pitch for jeethawks
>>157668603There's a good view of it here >>157667426I don't think he's trying to throw the ball away. He's trying to be a hero and win the game when there's nothing there and they're in FG range. Wentz-tier hero ball retard play.
I'm glad the Patriots didn't bail on Gonzales so they could save money for Maye's big contract. Holy shit that would have been hilarious.
Please make a new thread. This now feels gross.
>>157668609>sensiblechuckle.jpg
>>157668627Gay man here, he's obviously a bottom
>>157668632If you don't replyTo this post your mom will dieIn her sleep tonight;^)
>>157668330It don't matter.
>>157667426I'm not good at reading film. What's stopping Drake from hitting #3?
>>157668632>Nooo even though you're tall and sexy and athletic you have to bottom for the white twinkRacist ass mfer
>>157668638Both tackles cut right away, it was definitely designed that way. I just don't understand for what purpose.
>Not reading that impotent seethe>Thanks for the reply though
>>157668651fuck you
>>157668603>Now Brady would throw a ball the fuck away.Caleb does this and hardly ever throws INTs but he's "inaccurate" and Maye is the "best deep ball thrower in the league"
Mahomes sounds like a hostage here
>>157668657Because he didn't look left at all. Just locked in.
>>157668657>What's stopping Drake from hitting #3?He’s just not that good
>>157668657he sucks
>>157668657#13 in the dark blue jersey
>>157668668Hold on did he shave his muttmullet?
>>157668657Skill issue
NEW>>157668682
>>157668668He's approaching the football field like he approaches the bedroom. There's only so much he can do and contribute since there's 10 other guys involved.
>>157668667I miss Brady's quickness on fucked up plays. Pats fans forget how Bledsoe used to get criticized for holding the ball until he got shreked or threw a pick, and then Brady comes in and tosses it away as soon as the play goes tits up. I realize dudes like Mahomes who can run around in circles and make a busted play work are fun to watch, but the key part there is actually passing to a teammate and Maye seems to have trouble with that.
>>157668578Could not agree with this assessment more. Mayeis a sub par passer.
>>157668720Ok retard
>>157667249
>>157668157didn’t this bitch vote gaye for mvp
