kick off 8pm uk / 11pm azerbaijanManchester United (4-2-3-1): Lammens; Mazraoui, Yoro, Martinez, Dorgu; Tielemans, Mainoo; Mbeumo, Fernandes, Cunha; Sesko. >Subs: Darlow, Mee, Dalot, Maguire, Mount, Rashford, Zirkzee, Santos, Heaven, Lacey, T. Fletcher, Amass.Sabah (4-2-3-1): Pokatilov; Zedaka, McCarthy, Dashdamirov, Puchacz; Rakhmonalev, Lepinjica; Parris, Simic, Nwachukwu; Mickels. >Subs: Ramazanov, Mirzammadov, Kahibulaev, Isaev, Rustamli, Mutallimov, Almeida, Du Queiroz, Fernandes, Mukhtarov, Mbina.
Reminds me of this product
MR LOVERMANSabah
dubs and Sabah at least get a draw, trips and they win.
This is the most obvious /mug/ ever
>Sabah was founded on 8 September 2017, joining the Azerbaijan First Division for the 2017–18 season, in which they finished 5th. After the four teams above them in the league failed or declined promotion, Sabah were granted a license to participate in Azerbaijan Premier League on 12 May 2018.
>>157668579>gettting MUG by some random farmers
>>157668602>max>smart>super>promanutd is fucked
I need poono poonandes to score at least a brace, please.
>Team so new they dont even have a badge on google
They can't possibly drop points here
>>157668579was hoping the game would be on tv
>>157668843
How many today for Big Zirk
why is jewbridge managing sabah?i thought he was a manure fan
>>157668579>sabah's striker is called JOY-LANCEthat's a porn name if i ever heard one
>>157668772sus, someone wanted them in the first league kek
>bruno back in the 10>cunha back on the wing
what fucking country is Sabah from
>>157669037guess :)
>>157669040guess ain't no country i ever heard of
>>157668579Boring ass match up, I'm gonna watch Bodø/Glimt vs Bayern instead
>>157669057what countries have you heard of?
>>157668579Qualify for the CL and still playing on Thursday against a team no one had heard of before the draw. Can't escape the Europa League nightmare. I bet Sabah win too.
>>157669066
Who the fuck is Sabah?
sabah will go up early i can feel it
im so fucking tired bros i cant fucking toil anymore its fucking killing me i just cant do it 40 fucking years of this fucking hell
>some british sadboy is blogging feelings in a Manchester United vs Some Azerbaijan Team Thursday night Champions League match thread
First time i've seen the white socks at home in europe since Fergie was there
comos stadium is lovely
Go sabah!
What is this nigga kneeling for
>>157669151delete this
early sabah 1-0, ends 5-1 united
saba?
Mr Loverman
>>157669151they forgot to remove her other pair of tits
I hope United don't concede to a team who's manager was a contestant at Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
my favourite team from turkmenistan
>>157669209How much did he win?
Is there a potential /mug/ or do i switch to boodoo byren?
hello friends, lets hope its a good match
it's 2am here
Aruba, Jamaica Oh i want to take you
Mazraoui is walking reminder why Turkey hair is a bad idea
>>157669215Merw Mary for me
picked up a battered sausage and cippy chips for me dins
>>157669226there's that much of a time difference in eastern europe?
>>157669239That's Monaco you dumb cunt
scran and such
so apparently you can watch the game from sofascore
good run from that lad
>team that wears black and is called Sabah
/mug/bros we got this
>>157669151Why of all things is bathroom a concern? If you have a penis, you use men's; vagina, women's.
i think i just seen charlie turk
>>157669249Clearly Bohemia
>>157669276my entire twitter feed is just him today kek
That guy is quick. Keith is a classic Azerbaijan name btw
>>157669276the ghost of sabah
love when players get rattled by the crowd shouting shoot
>>157669273when you move to my country an opinion like that will get you locked up, no room for it m8
not tonight /mug/sisters
>one player from the club’s countrySOVLESS plastic club, I’m watching BODO
SO
Mazraoui is not one for passing tonight
>Sabah are the first team in Champions League history to name a starting XI of 11 different nationalities in their first ever game in the competition, comprised of players from Algeria, Azerbaijan, Croatia, Jamaica, Kazakhstan, Nigeria, Poland, Rwanda, Serbia, South Africa and Uzbekistan.Some going that
Expanded WC > Expanded CL
Players with their socks down are all wankers
Sabah are playing welll
sabah getting refballd
United are playing shit
>>157669319I'll go a step further and say they should have proper shinpads as well
>>157669318it's actually true
The Sabah kit is just the Sidemen FC recoloured
dorgu is poo
>>157669276 SAAAR
>>157669319Extremely west Brit post
surely we get /mug/ tonight right?
this utd kit looks way too white from afar. they look like arsenal
I thought you're allowed to handball if you don't scorethat's how it works for poonited in the EPL anyway
>>157669359It's those massive stripes Adidas now have
Hope cunha scores so I can watch him surf
>>157669358i've got a feeling
>>157669370White shorts rather than black
>>157669370looks like they're wearing this
>>157669358every single english team won so they're bound to lose
Why is goldbridge coaching some azerbaijani team?Is the grift over?
>>157669163to remind them
>>157669388checked
>>157669318fact nuke
was expecting manure to be up 2-0 by now so I could check out the other games, seems they're just playing with their food
Sabah clearly one of those teams instructed to play out from the back no matter what. It’s like a virus in football.
>>157669353What do mancunians think of their club being co-opted by foreigners? A random footage of the fans is like 60% non-brits.
>The total squad market value for Sabah FK (Azerbaijan) is €19.00mkekKEKUnited are so shit.
If it continues like this it's going to be 4-0 for mugchester with at the every least one (p)
>>157669406>goldbridgeyou don't really call him that do you?
>>157669426that's less than they pay rashford per year
give the ball to sesko he barely has had any presence so far
love watching two powerhouses clash like this
Does anyone else think it's counterproductive to play Mazraoui and Mbeumo on the same side?There's got to be times the players think they're passing to Mbeumo and they're actually passing to Mazraoui
>>157669443post his skull shape
>>157669406he will never ditch the grift its literally free money to be a football youtuber just have a basic understanding, regurgitate opinions, and have dramatic meltdowns
>>157669462easy to tell them apart, one looks like a terrorist and one looks like a kebab seller
>>157669474he's gary neville's wageslave now so he just has to show up and gets guaranteed income
hellowhere is the /mug/?
Gary Nevilles Valencia were better than this united team
if casemiro were still here they'd already capitulate from these corner kicks
Mugsistas....
dorgoat assist
wtf i bet my wife savings on a sabah win
these sabah boys can't even pass
cunhaaaaaaaaaa
CAM ON SABAH
>>157669474Theres a million mongs doing it for free so not really
/mug/ ruined :<(
utd are back
>Sabahsounds semetic
>>157669276who?
>>157669510dead inside
>>157669376
How is this team allowed in the CL?
>>157669528Manchester United qualified fair and square, anon.
Sabah are based they broke the FK Carrybag monopoly in the Azi league
>>157669528They got 3rd in the prem last season
>buyern still drawing against bodo
>>157669528they finished 3rd in the PL
>>157669521me lucky day
>>157669528>>157669536>>157669539ha ha classic sense of humour
>>157669536>>157669539>>157669541
I bet £2 on Sabah my evening is ruined
I don't know much about Azerbaijan. Are these guys mountain euros or some hybrid asians?
could do with some magic mount desu
>>157669521Makule :DD
what is half-time teamtalk gonna be?
Tielemans runs like a lesbian
>>157669567yes
started four players from sabah in fantasy
>>157669567Mountain Iranic Turks
>>157669567muslim armenians
>>157669558What can you even get for £2?
i need at least 2 more goals for united before going back to sleep
I almost thought they scored that. Sabah unironically look dangerous on the attack. I can see MUG tying this.
fuark
>>157669567Iranians larping as steppe turks
>>157669558bet 10 on sabah scoring first, my everything is ruined>>157669571i love she so much
>>1576695916 Indian prostitutes
>>157669591More than you can afford... pal.
Football needs banning. 0 reasons for a nigger to be anywhere near Baku yet (((football directors))) advocate a young black striker is necesssry and open their country up to nogs
>>157669602They don't know how to defend as a team, they can concede to anyone and no lead is safe unless it's by 3 or 4
>>157669591a small coffee from mcdonalds
utd fans promised me a cricket score
>>157669630what if I don't drink coffee?
>>157669616>>157669618I can revel in a good insult but a poor one is pretty insulting.
>poono
I have many questions1. Why is a team from central Asia playing the champions league?2. Why are they all white/ngubus?3. Why is Manure not rolling them over?4. Is central Asia the new Israel?
GOALO
>>157669671>3. Why is Manure not rolling them over?
WE'RE WINNING THE FUCKING TREBLEGET THE FUCK IN
>B. Fernandes '43 (p)It was actually not a penalty this time
>Mr. President, a second Yanited goal has hit the net
>>157669676you're 8 minutes ahead chill
keeper...
The Slashers of Sabah
tielemans assist :)
yea im off to bed another failed mug...
>>157669671>central Asiathat's where most of european ancestors cope from. the aryans who domesticated the horses and had chariots invaded the european peninsula, genocided the native european menand bred the european native women, and then europeans were born. they deserve that spot. look it up.
>>157668772>Luke Shaw has been at Manu longer than Sabah have existed
>>157669714unlucky
>>157669714eh?
ABUs go home devastated
>>157669601yup time to sleep
>>157669714>
Not tonight mug sisters.
I know we rib on ManU, but you guys didn't ACTUALLY think that they would lose to fucking FC Sabah, right? They're no Bodo/Glimt.
We're so back.
>>157669671>1. Why is a team from central Asia playing the champions league?Azerbaijan isn't in Central Asia>2. Why are they all white/ngubus?Azeris are busy playing chess>3. Why is Manure not rolling them over?open your eyes>4. Is central Asia the new Israel?seems like it
Fuck off sabah
>>157669630It seems like things are about twice as expensive as it is in India. Here for an equivalent of two pounds, we can get a burger.
>>157669731Good meme, I like this one.
STOP ITthey're already dead
>>157669749>let go
>>157669434i tsunderestimated it
whoa so this is the power of the champions league
thank you united for slapping the malaysian
mug is still possible, hold the line
/MUG/ SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!/MUG/ SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!
Bodo/Glimt are going to beat Bayern
>>157669731But could ManU do it on a cold night at the arctic circle?
>>157669650Mine was good, you're just retarded.
This Manure side remind me a lot of banter era Arsenal (2007 - 2022)
what even is the point of a match like this?two shitters with no place in this tournament
heading to sleep, need me 12 hours night bros
>>157669768For me, it's Persebaya.
Bodø/Glimt vs Bayern Munchen has reached half-time with zero goals yet
>no halftime slagpostingspee is dead
>>157669818>Bayern has to play two teams at once.Seems a bit unfair to me, personally>>157669824Spee died after the hack, fren
thought on the upcoming danganronpa game?
>>157669826These are horrors beyond my comprehension.
>>157669826Is that a sperm cell tattoo
>>157669858ugh
>>157669858useless whore
im trusting my united to you lot enough i hope they don't suddenly concede 3 goals in the 2nd halfcya
Dubs and we get comeback kino
Incoming matchly Mount injury, that'll be another 7 months wages BOSS
Why has Mazraoui made himself Mbuemos body double
/mug/ xizters... wtf (what the fr*ck) do we do NOW??????????????????????????????
>>157669935the mug thread is over yonder>>157620025
Ok can Zirkzee play now
>>157669948I've posted in EVERY relevant thread and NO answers!
>>157669978huh wow that's crazy
>>157669990It's SO over, time for jannies to autosage AND ban /mug/ threads me thinks!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157670027unironically
hello i am home from work the game can start now thanks
last two digits is remaining minutes of football until mount gets injured
>>157670050fucking finally
>Tfw you notice that sabah is younger than /mug/
BIG ZIRK INCOMING
finally
mugsistas...this is a disaster...
dennis zirkgkamp already making a difference
the fuck is the goalkeeper doing?
deary me
Why does Carrick look so miserable?
kwab tier goalkeeping
>>157670157he's from newcastle
/mug/ sister fisters... not like this
it's going to be extra funny when Arsecucks lose to Sabah lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
pickfordesque
The Slayers of Sabah
>>157670157Cause it's wondering why they couldn't do this against Everton.
>>157669858Slag whose undeserved success went to her head, disgusting coal burner and now in the early stages of getting bogged. It's rough. It's tough.
LACEY ON
beginning to think this Sabah team is not very good
>>157670199let's not jump to conclusions, there is still time
>>157670199They could unironically beat>Viking>Arsenal>Slavia PragueBut for them, they're making literally millions from playing Arsenal and United away. Something like £8.5m in ticket receipts combined from those two alone.
>Sir, Sabah have to play Barcelona
>send in a good post to BBC live text about how United losing would challenge Madrid losing at home to FC Sheriff>instead they post about some nonce going "HUR DUR GOOD TIME TO RUN JJ GABRIEL OUT" ignoring the guy literally isn't in the fucking squad and so-called United fans should know this
>>157670237And Dortmund and Napoli. I'd say Arsenal too but they had 25 shots against Napoli and only scored once so, Sabah just need to defend deep and Arsenal will not score.
Team is called Sabah>Doesn't workMakes you think, oy
i'm trans btw
The Sharif don't like itRockin' the SabahRockin' the Sabah
>>157670239>expecting Indians to remember who's actually in the squad.
>>157670283Good post.
no mug tonight. i guess this meme gay ass club beating united at ot would be too much to ask
>>157670303Clearly deleted or blocked my account. My banger posts never get posted these days. They did when you used to be able to text in.
>>157670252Don't worry. She's safe here with me.
>>157670157I think his face just is that way
sabah all over manure
Zirkzee has looked hungry for the ball in my opinion. I like seeing this Zirkzee, and I hope he continues to show those kind of movements! I still believe that Zirkzee has much to offer United. He’s got an air of Zlatan about him with his touch and attitude. We just need to utilise him.
>couldn't even manage 5-0 with your 'great attacking talent'Oh no no no no no no......
they got a nice clean sheetI thought city was going to run over them Sunday but I am conflicted now
Carrier Bag >>> Sabah
>>157670464lad it's a team that is younger than /mug/ as a general. Rashford is paid more in a year than the total value of Sabah's team.
>>157670419I agree, for the first 20-25 minutes he was on he was hustling his ass off, which I like to see from him. When he got put on last year he walked around and looked half asleep. 4th goal was also mainly his effort.
>>157670157He's an English manager in the Premier League and a white, presumably straight male in modern day England, he's seen the writing on the wall
>>157670464city win if bruno plays in """""midfield""""" again
>>157670482>it's a team that is younger than /mug/ as a generalLmao
YOU WILL BE NEXT HAALAND
>unironic Zirkzee glazing in 2026Where the fuck am I?
It can't be over because it didnt even start yet
>this is /mug/ worthy>no /mug/ thread/sp/ used to be good
>>157684549What are you on about lad?
