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/nfl/ invades and shit
real footy on later
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We acknowledge the traditional custodians of the site we are meeting on, the Janny people. We acknowledge and respect their continuing culture and the contribution they make to the life of this poomunity and this board.
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The americans are mocking us for the welcome to country :’(
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i'm cringing so hard right now, wtf is this gay shit
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>>157672478
They wouldn't understand how hard it is to be Aboriginal.
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>low flying planes through the city on 9/11
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>>157672518
nfl in all its glory.
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>>157672519
I’m sure if I huffed enough pretrol I’d understand
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This is all well and good until the game actually starts and everyone realises how dull this sport is
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>>157672580
>pretrol
YOF
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TALK ABOUT FOOTY YOU CUNTS
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you guys have a nice anthem
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The highlight of watching games with /sp/ is reading the comments out loud to my family. It always makes for a good time
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>>157672662
no it's shit
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The crowd signs thing was kind of cool
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>>157672662
/sp/ tells me it’s terrible
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>>157672662
we chose it over God Bless Australia for some reason
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This thread needs more penis
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I've seen enough. neither of these peems are playing finals.
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>>157672729
Why couldn’t Collingwood do something like this for Pendlebury? They can’t afford 100,000 bits of paper?
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waltzing manilla should be our anthem
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>>157672662
No
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wtf? Was told nfl was just standing around for 3 hours but it's action after action. Seems fast paced as fuck.
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>>157672777
digits dont lie, post yours. or come to /nrl/ where we can be alone.
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>>157672807
god save the king should be our anthem
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>>157672802
Only works with a full stadium desu.
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>>157672729
>>157672802
I wouldnt have joined in, its just my personality
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there's black men on the field.
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THAT WAS OUT OF
BOUNDS
THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
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big crowd
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>>157672923
Don’t tell the Aussie girls
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>>157672923
Don’t tell Sam Mitchell
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>>157672941
wonder where the girl who throwed the banana at eddie betts is
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>and shit
stop adding this to your shit OPs
it looks like youre pretending not to care but by doing so you do care
its cringe and quite frankly unnecessary, dont make the next one thanks
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>>157672813
Should change free to slaves
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>>157672807
The Pogues version?
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>>157672978
seething
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I know Australiana has been dead for a while now, but jeez, we're actually playing american footy here now
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i've seen enough, this shit's gay as fuck
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>>157672857
kek
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FREMANTLE AND GEELONG ARE PLAYING TONIGHT
THATS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT
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>>157672923
its where cotton grows. Melbourne Cotton Grownd. see?
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>CLUNK
Where's his head injury assessment?
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>>157673071
whats to talk about? how bailey smith and luke jackson will be docking with each other after the match?
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>>157672923
at least we're not speaking german
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yeah nfl is great and all but do you cunts remember when kfc had that zinger pie
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>>157673134
you should find another maymay to grind into the ground.
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>>157673188
we call them micks freshie
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>>157673205
no "we" dont, cuntface. go back to your brekkie tenders
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lotta angry retards itt
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>>157673205
Are you The Queen? Only The Queen gets to say We with any authority. Till then, fuck off.
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BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
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whats the multi for tonight
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realistically who is going to stop MY swannies?
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This new Ford Bronco advert sure does give Skysking vibes, including the shot of the eagle soaring.
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>>157673345
coke
ice
prozzies
kfc
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>>157673416
steady on isaac
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>>157672862
based
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>>157673373
Victoria Police
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>*be's entering this thread
Hi Fellow Negroidiron Enthusiastics! Any new micks I should pretend I know all about?

Sent from my Nokia 3330 using Telstra U2U
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>>157673416
meant for
>>157673373
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>paying for this view
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swans would literally be unbackable favourites if not for those slags
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>>157673416
thats my letter for santa sorted.
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>>157673524
swans would be in brissie's position if not for those slags. show some respect.
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TOUCHDOWN RAMS
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>Arrive a week early
>Do all the promotional work to be the """"home"""" team
>Get BTFO by a bunch of blowins who arrived 5 hours ago
kwab
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are the los angeles rams related to the adelaide rams?
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>>157673563
uhhhhh, thats what we've been saying for ages yt devils. OUR LAND
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nfl is really hard to watch
too many breaks and blokes celebrating for laying a standard tackle
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>>157673582
I've been told the two teams are aware of each other and while visiting they plan to have some kind of rams get together. Not sure if the get together is a picnic or something else.
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>>157673563
>>157673593
lmao
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>>157672404
The could fit 2 fields in and play two games at once
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Thought they'd just ran another touchdown but it was their celebration for catching the ball, kek
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>>157673582
if they were adelaide they would shit themselves when they get to the big game on the mcg
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whos the friendless peewee losing his mind in the nfl thread
is he a regular
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>>157673635
AUSTRALIA CAN ONLY SUCK OFF SO MANY AMERICANS AT ONCE, WE'RE NOT BONNIE BLUE FFS
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>>157673604
I think it's like baseball or test cricket where you're supposed to dip in and out of the game while doing something else. I assume something like ice hockey would be their footy equivalent.
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>can of hard rated for $17
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>horses singalong
peak AUSSIE BANTS
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>>157673710
you can sort of easily get back into the test cricket though if you do something else for a bit
you come back to this and theyre having a break, like blink and youll miss the play
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>>157673700
>is he a regular
Yea
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Guarantee you if 49ers lose as soon as they're on the plane they're going to start shitting on us.

>It was jetlag
>Having to do all the promotional pieces threw us off our game
>We won't be going back
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Feel like pure shit just want him back
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is valheim a meme or legit
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Are you NEET rapists enjoying the footy?
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>>157673604
As much as I love the sport i agree the constant ads are hell. I barely watch any regular season games outside of redzone. And the celebrations are longer than the play themselves.
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UP THERE ALFIE
UP THERE CAZALY
DEADLY UNNA, CAN’T YOU SEE?
HEAVE HO ALFIE
NO MORE GAMMIN
ALFIE’S DEADLY AS CAN BE
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>>157673802
Did he ever take a mark? Was looking at his pictures earlier and there legit wasn't one where he had his hands above his head.
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>Turnover
>Turnover
Think this is the NFL equivalent of Essendon vs Richmond.
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>>157673800
all noted. cheeers.
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>>157673844
I watch the super bowl every year which is kino. Should watch the afl finals burger bro theres one on tonight (tomorrow morning for you)
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>>157673849
>Was looking at his pictures earlier and there legit wasn't one where he had his hands above his head
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What are your watch parties saying. Are they having fun
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>>157673961
Not above his head.
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>>157673967
everyone I know is at work, including myself.
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im not at work and i dont know anyone
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I turned it off because it's boring
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>vic govt paid 38 million for this
ah good
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>>157673929
I've been meaning to give it a try. Problem is it overlaps with NRL.
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>>157674146
It’s better than paying $600mil to not host the commonwealth games
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The N in NFL stands for Netflix? huh. Thought it was National. Or N-word.
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>>157674220
as long as we get to pay millions for something I don't care about that keeps everything really expensive, then I'm content.
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I’m not okay
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>>157674373
ruok day was yesterday. keep it to yourself till next year.
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They should have gotten an Australian commentator like BT or Dwayne Russell to call it
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>>157674370
lgm
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>>157674370
Yooooo haha, what’s ya number haha?
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>>157674373
>>157674386
>>157674398
these posters are caught in a trap and can't walk out
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The boys are having a good day
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>>157674036
this but i'm leaving for work in 10mins, only have it on to see what the fuss is
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wtf that women was like 40cm from being killed kek
why are they so close
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big game tonight
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If you fancy the jonas brothers cover your belly
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it's all very performative. like soccer/the matildas,the ice hockey a few months ago, all the WATCH SUPPORT AND TALK ABOUT THE NEW THING are always brought to you by amazon/netflix/whatever . its all just faff. and lots of landfill.
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>>157674674
bigger game right now
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>>157674716
simply not true
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will they sing mmmbop?
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Turning it off
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>>157674712
this but at least the matildas are australian, seppo dicksucking is an australian past time it's disgusting
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Anyone in a good mood itt?
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kek this audio is so bad
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PRESS THE BUTTON BANE. BANE, NOW
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>>157674815
Robbie and Snoop were mic'd much better
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They're no Farnsey.
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gay
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>>157674855
least zesty iggsman
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Rather watch matildos than gayfllmao
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wogbot redeemed (until this slop is over)
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>>157674883
kek
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>>157674916
>>157674938
samebot
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>>157674916
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>>157674916
based male cheer leader supporting pacific islanders and lebanese blowies
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>>157674916
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I need help
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Tonight its going to happen cunts. I'm dead serious cunts. I'm going to reduce a cunt to dust. I will have my revenge and you'll all eat your words cunts. Mark my words cunts.
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>>157675136
crisp patrick voss
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>>157675136
based patrick voss
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>>157675157
speak english
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How did this "sport" become so popular
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There's a black man in the thread.
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I play local footy and almost every player watches NFL and NBA. You rarely hear anyone talk about soccer except when the world cup is on.
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>>157675157
you literally speak mexican, which is basically american. so sit down paco.
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>who?gentina begging for (you)'s again
can they trade those for food or something?
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I came to the realisation this morning just how sloppy my rig is, today marks the first day of me turning it all around
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Remember that time some cunt tried to move /afl/ to /bant/
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>>157675252
you know we can see that you're using the free wifi at macas, right?
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Nicholas “the faggot” Daicos
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>>157675157
>>157675336
He speaks the truth
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>>157675252
good shit mate
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>>157675336
>you have never interacted with a mexican
then who lives in mexico? there were plenty of people there both times I've been there. they must've been who?gentinians .lazy crying weepy sooks. prone to being the bitches of more important and pleasant countries. yeah, your countrypeople. you speak Spanish? the language of colonisers, and who have the big soccer trophy your entire identity is based on?
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>Swimmer Stephanie Rice has apologised after reportedly posting a homophobic slur on Twitter.
>Following the Wallabies' last-gasp win over South Africa on Saturday night, Rice tweeted: ''Suck on that faggots!''
She wouldn’t get away with that these days
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>rugby league world cup
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>157675423
that happened years ago, I thought she posted that in response to the 9-112 attacks.
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>>157675445
the entire world still hates you monke
back in your cage
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>>157675423
well seems like she didn't get away with it then either
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>>157675445
I might type in English (like you're doing) but I speak Australian.
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handegg, argentinans, i can't deal with this much poofery. garn out .
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post hunky men
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>>157675567
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we carry the flame
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this has been a terrible thread. Just awful.
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this purdy twink giving naicos vibes
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>>157675606
go do something else with your life
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What NFL team do we root for lads?
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>>157675664
I can't do anything until I finish backing up this data. This shit is supposed to keep me interested until it finishes but it's just terrible.
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>>157675696
White and red are the team that flew in early and did promo work.
Blue and yellow flew in last night and are getting btfo.

The good guys won.
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>>157675756
>flew in last night
lmao wtf
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just realised citycunts itt are all government workers thats why they get upset when you insult labour because they know they are part of the garbage Pauline is going to throw out
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>>157675773
Can beat the jetlag if you stay on American time.
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>>157675795
country meth is better than city meth ay?
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>>157675846
Please watch our sport.
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>>157675846
youd sell your family for a visa here third world monke
go and dig a well or ride your donkey off a cliff peasant
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sweet caroline bum bum bum could really use a soijak
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>>157675756
>arrive thursday
>play a match maybe 24 hours at most after 14 hour international flight
beyond retarded. there's no way they weren't jet lagged as fuck and score suggests as much.
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>>157675919
whats your problem big guy
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TOUCHIN ME
TOUCHIN YOOOOUUU
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>>157675919
there are no funny americans.
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>>157675919
No, we're a very polite and inquisitive bunch
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>>157675970
norm mcdonalds
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whats the plastic shield over the eye opening supposed to protect you from
also why do they wear mouthguards when they have a cuck cage attached to their face
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>>157675938
he's being blackmailed by nrl into trolling alf otherwise they post some life-ruining caps
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>>157675795
I am a public servant and wont be voting for anyone except the White Australia Party should their court appeal be successful.
The government's argument is we cant allow a white political party as it may diminish minorities intent to vote which is more valuable to democracy
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dubs for a geelong dub
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totally forgot there was an aflm match on tonight
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>>157676014
no funny live americans, like no relevant argentinians ever.
>>157675997
they'd just get dropped in a hole in the ground instead. or made to learn the tango.
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100,021
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>>157676167
is that how many cocks nick daicos has sucked?
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>>157676167
nfl btfo
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>>157675944
>>>/wsg/6226999
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>>157675997
third world monke, hated by the world after crying like women when you lost a game of faggotball
lol
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>>157676207
KEK
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>Argentina is 3rd world
Not so fast
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>>157676183
its how many essential indians are being invited this month.
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who here >melbin
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Without immigration there won't be any new houses being built. Look at any job site these days its mostly always all Indians building the house.

Whites decides to completely give up on doing trades so they could get Arts degrees.
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>>157676259
fail to see the relevance to the footy, mate. just seems like you enjoy sucking dicks depending on what country flag is posting. so if you dont mind, suck the dicks over there. gracias gordo.
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Best brotho in Melbourne since Daily Planet folded?
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>>157676275
my maccas won’t deliver itself
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>>157676167
>7th most ever for a regular season NFL game
Impressive but pity couldn't make the top 5
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>>157676314
Your mums place I reckon haha
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>>157676310
Without immigration we wouldn’t need new houses
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>>157676310
>Look at any job site these days its mostly always all Indians building the house.
lol no. this is total bullshit.
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>>157676310
citycunt post
youve never seen a house being built, just unqualified jeets unloading from a ford transit with paint brushes to paint your office cuckible, poorly
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>>157676352
Ham Planet goes ok yeah
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FOOTY MENTIONED
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>>157676405
well yeah, its a footy thread.
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running a train on the nfl thread
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They got fat guys on the team
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>>157676440
the nfl embraces diversity. and obesity.
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wheres butters going
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>>157676462
on the popcorns.
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>fuckall clubs committing to trades until the future of the stripper chads is decided
swasn run the afl
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>>157676462
He cant announce his team of choice yet because they are still playing.

Tells you all you need to know.

Hogan waited til Pies were done to announce them. If Butters wanted dogs or tigers he'd have said so by now.
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>>157676462
between your arse cheeks, then we have the sexxo
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Imagine how revolting of a fat slob mick molloy is behind the scenes
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>THE LIST turnover at Carlton has continued, with father-son products Lucas and Ben Camporeale both delisted however the club hasn't ruled out giving them a lifeline over summer.

lul
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Lads, Eddy just posted
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Tony Martin was the Hamish to Micks Andy
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>>157676631
Hamish is the one people actually like
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HUGE turnout at the G
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Ive been training 6 days a week since January after making a new years resolution to get fit.
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>>157676658
yeah I know
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Watching 9/11 videos
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Those big fat Americans have absolutely destroyed the grass at the 'G.
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>>157676659
Wow amazing how they managed to get over 100,000 with a whole bay of seats taken out
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>>157676788
cope
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So ive tried to take a look about half a dozen times now at this "match" and all ive seen are ads, shots of the mcg and shots of the crowd. Is there actually a sporting event on? I swear this shit wouldnt have a fanbase whatsoever if it wasnt american
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Why are the lights on at 1pm?
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>Treat it like cricket
>Wait to hear something and look up
>Play is already over
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what did you learn about nfl today alf
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>>157676819
Average actual game time was 11 minutes in a 3 hour broadcast last I looked.
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>>157676885
its shit
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>5 games left for the year
Who else depressed
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>>157676885
I decided to embrace all things American, and learnt absolutely nothing at all
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>>157673740
at least we're not speaking german
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>>157677006
turn that frown upside down. making a seasonal sport the basis for your happiness was a poor choice. do something about it, or just shut your fucking piehole.
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>>157677006
Not me, I'm learning German.
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>>157676754
Crisp

The south tower "gore floor" is my favourite bit of 9/11 lore.
>plane wing sliced through one of the elevator lobby floors in the south tower
>almost everyone on the floor was killed
>a few survivors report body parts from dozens of people thrown about the place everywhere

I do think the conspiracy stuff is mostly bullshit but there is some evidence the US may have known about it but let it happen. The controlled demolition stuff though is pretty much bunk
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>>157677052
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TRANSLATE HIS SPEECHES YOURSELF TRUST THE EXPERTS
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>>157671216
haven't posted about nfl in this genny since
if you did you're a deadset faggot and you can get fucked
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>>157677042
you sound sad
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>>157677092
but not depressed. so suck on that.
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>>157677078
Yeah but German SOUNDS scary and menacing and he's passionately throwing his arms about like a MAD MAN which corroborates the historical narrative that he was crazy
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>>157677091
like yourself, noones getting fucked you attentionwhore. might've been valid if you'd donned a trip but otherwise you're likely just a lying cockgobbling pillowbiter.
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>>157677107
The way our country treated him was an absolute disgrace
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>>157677107
Why would someone use AI on an 8 year old photo of Novak jogging?
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157677091
>getting this butthurt people talk about handegg in a footy general when there's a handegg game played at the home of footy
applied to be a janny yet mate
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>>157677114
lay off the bottle swansook fuckwit

>>157677115
wrong, fuck this little serbian faggot attention whore. poofracket is absolute garbage and he is a whinging diva faggot.
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>>157677115
but enough about hitler
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>>157677135
get fucked you pedo. Friday arvo I do what I want.
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>>157677135
You sound vaxxed
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>>157677128
>tf
>tp
still crying about the football shit champ?
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>>157677115
Stop talking about Thomas Sewell
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>>157677151
not sure you should be telling a pedo to get fucked iykwim haha
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>>157677135
fix your mask, cocksmoker.
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>>157677135
time for your nana nap
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>>157677154
doesn't matter how i feel about the vax, jokervic is a deadset piece of shit of a bloke and a talentless faggot playing a sport for poofs.
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>>157677163
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>>157677161
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
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>>157677115
But enough about James Hird
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>>157677151
>>157677167
>>157677171
samefagging on a friday arvo is a little bit pathetic even for you swasnsook
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>>157677180
Self assembling glownigger nanofilaments generated this post.
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>>157677200
2 out of 3, you deserve a junior g-man badge. g for gaybo.
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>>157677203
just because he agrees with you doesn't mean he isn't a complete waste of space as a human being.
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>>157677253
you some kind of croat muslim? fuck,explains it all.
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go hawkies!
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Tidbit of history between the crows and lions

The last time they faced in finals? 2003 semi finals at the Gabba
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afl got put on the fucking map
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what can I expect tonight
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>Gabba
>final
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>>157677412
fred to win
geelong to lose
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>>157677115
truthie. was extremely embarrassing.
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>>157677412
the unexpected. some bitching about tradies and indians too.
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My mum puts penis butter on my sandwiches.
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9/11-ly reminder that space beams turned the wtc complex into dust
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>>157676788
that's where the press sat
+ count the people on on the sidelines

retard north of the murray failed logical reason test
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>>157677412
darkness, dinner, eventually tiredness then the brushing of teeth, prayer, bed, and some night terrors.
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>>157677489
To whom do you pray if you are afflicted with terrors so soon?
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>>157677412
I'd rather a Fred win but I'm expecting them to choke.
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All in all, I think I'll stick to MY semen-slurping sport, the yank sport of semen-slurping is not to my taste.
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>>157677510
I pray to God, the night terrors have nothing to do with my faith.
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>>157677510
Fatboy Slim.
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biscoff spread is so good
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I find Biscoff wildly overrated.
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>>157677537
Burnt cunt spread. For cunts.
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slip slop slap
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>>157673929
Is it the final already?
>>
We'll bang ok?
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woke up in the morning feeling like p diddy

happy porsche day fellas
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just cut off some tradie on the way home and he had to swerve onto the berm lol
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>>157677569
AHHHH ME RIGHT OF WAY AHHHHHHH
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>>157677551
>slip slop sl-ACK!
https://www.noticer.news/australian-children-suncreen-chemical-high-levels/
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Finals without Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos is like pancakes without maple syrup...
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>>157677569
youre a cunt. if that actually happened. just means youre an asian woman.
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>>157677582
yeah, better for your health
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>>157677566
Wot song is this from?
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>>157677569
taste of his own medicine kek, nice one
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>>157677597
some bieber disstrack
>>
Heh.

kesha- tiktok
>>
I love hating on tradies with you bros <3
>>
I love feeling like p diddies with you hoes
>>
Friendly reminder curnowposter is tradiesperg
>>
You guys hate on tradies but when my pc was fucked none of you cunts came to help me
The least you spacky nerds could do was help me fix it
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Lads i think we might need to fellate Nick Daicos some more. His daddy might get upset otherwise
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>>157677640
mum was cooking a lamb roast and I'm not allowed outside after dark.
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>>157677640
too busy wanking with a hi-vis sock dreaming of the imminent threepeat
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went to the pound to look at adopting but it was all shitbulls and adjacent shitbreeds
>>
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>>157677670
I'm so embarrassed
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>>157677670
>Listening to Matt Walsh
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>>157677687
is he wrong
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>>157677670
He’s right, you know.
Still not signing up Elon.
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>>157677687
>b-but the messenger
Is he wrong?
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>>157677670
Maybe China should just take Australia. Do they do gay shit like this?
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>>157677687
is he wrong?
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>>157677670
>Like Canada but with bigger spiders
Ouch. I’d also say with better weather but otherwise that’s a depressingly on point summary of us.
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>>157677719
>Maybe China should just take Australia.
They're doing that just through economic means. Why bother trying to take the country through a massive and difficult land assault when you can just take control of its land and resources diplomatically by buying its politicians?
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>157677729
We have fewer Indians than Canada.
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>>157677670
>When I was a kid
yeah that was 30+ years ago for him. lotsa gay shit have transpired since then

Cronulla was Australia's last stand
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>>157677763
For now.
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>>157677670
Americans should be shot as a sport
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>>157677764
basado
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>>157677670
>if you think it can't get crazier, it can
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>>157677780
>hrihorii and oleksandr remembered to dress up for the costume party
>mykola did not
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cant wait to make the next thread and shit
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>>157677800
shit first, bake thread second thanks
>>
You guys ever get paid to have science experiments done on you?
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Why not bake while shitting. why is there no wifi outside
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i hate each and every single one of you especially the argentinian monkey
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>>157677670
>we have a national sorry day
Doesn't count if its not a public holiday.
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When I die I want the audio of BT saying "THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS" played on repeat at my funeral.
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>>157677779
>20 years later
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bro bawling his eyes out kek
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>>157677832
You wouldnt be sorry then
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>>157677836
pissed it all away
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>>157677840
they get what they fucking deserve that cunt is as bent as the night is dark
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>>157677836
>shitney is now so halal-ified they have a full blown chain of lebo eateries
holy SHIT
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>>157677670
from the country who sent these over
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>>157677860
KEK
fucking fruits
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>>157677670
>US exists to produce and diseminite gay bullshit at a global scale and fund the lifestyles of far niggers
>some seb fucktard complains that his gay bullshit worked and larps about having freedom or guns or some other hilarious nonsense
>>
old shatmans been quiet last few days, same with dollfucker
bit nervous lads?
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>>157677860
The US loves celebrating gays and blacks but for some reason doesnt care much about celebrating their indigenous people. Even had sports team names with derogatory nicknames til not long ago.
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don't count my crows
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>>157677873
taking their cue from their masters
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>>157677866
That's pretty much their only fallback these days
>muh guns
They are basically right wing funko pops. They wouldn't dare use them for anything other than shooting at a gun range, if they use their guns at all.

Remember what they tried to overturn an election result on Jan 6 and none of them were even armed? Cowards
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>y-yuh welcome to country
>donated texas to hindutva invaders
>blm
>all their white women are on tiktok threatening to murder their babies
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>>157677884
for me it was watching their cities burn, threatening to shoot the rioters while gradually retreating from not in my state to not in my house lel
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Red pill me on your sport. I've been wanting to give Aussie Rules a shot.
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really not enjoying all these bait attempt before actual footy tonight
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the correct response to any american is to ask them the current status of the strait of hormuz
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<neet hours
grim. thank god we finish early on fridays
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>>157677897
it's needlessly complex, rules are nonsensical and the league is run by clowns
>>
>>157677845
i feel like a right tard for ever doubting based antisemites
>>
>>157677901
reddit tier banter
>>
>fred get gaped
>sydney easy path to gf
>bane threepeat
>>
I really enjoyed the nfl game because it made me realise how good afl is
>>
imagine trying to explain the afl's idea of draft and free agency to /nfl/
they'd piss themselves
>>
Welcome to Country
I would like to pay my respects to elders past and present.
To the Italian elders who built our roads, railways, and telecommunications infrastructure.
To the Greek and Turkish elders for giving us the tasty kebab shops.
To the Jewish elders who gave us the Westfield shopping centers and Meriton apartments.
To the Swedish elders that set up the IKEA and H&M stores.
To the Chinese elders who gave us all the $2 shops.
To the German elders that gave us ALDI and nice automobiles and terrific appliances.
To the Irish elders that gave us all the great Irish pubs …
To the Indian elders who gave us great Curries.
To the English elders who gave us Cricket and Monthy Python and so much Humour.
To the American elders that gave us so much exciting entertainment and joy.
To the Elders from all over the World who have given so much to us all living in Australia
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>>157677913
i literally just told you not to cont out my crows
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>>157677920
I dont get it either
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>>157677911
seppo tier comeback
>>
Do you guys really hate the nrlel?
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>>157677920
the nba is 10 times more confusing
>>
>>157677923
yeah and how the FUCK do you expect them to get by the roaches next week? assuming they even survive this week
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>>157677926
I don't even think about it.
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>>157677906
Seems fun though
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>>157677926
I followed it for 15 years before watching afl and realising it was complete and utter dog shit.
Islanders and lebs with a couple of token whites, one dimensional game.
Run forward, pass back.
Hits are good though but its for brainlets, blokes like Thurston and smith would have went good in afl but theres no comparison
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the seppo hate reeks of overcompensation ngl
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>>157677941
it's so cringe
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>>157677932
for tex, simple as
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>>157677926
nah love it
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>>157677932
sydney torched bane and everyone said they had no chance
crom finna heem
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>>157677938
You like the Irish game?
>>
sometimes I feel spiritually American
>>
logan morris known as the mental midget
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>>157677926
don't care for the sport. union is the objectively better rugby
would like it if their posters didn't come here to post gay shit
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>>157677964
Shalom!
>>
smol game tonight
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>>157677974
typical insult for voicing my opinion
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Americans are such a goofy and unserious people
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>>157677973
>would like it if their posters didn't come here to post gay shit
Kek don't some of you do the same over there?
>>
>>157677962
Its alright mate assuming you mean Gaelic football but the wogball they use is a bit shit. Watch the freo v geelong final in a few hours if you can stay awake, ita knock out and theyre bith good teams should be a goodun
>>
hope geelong get arse raped and cameron breaks his spine
>>
Today we got a glimpse of what freedom feels like
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>>157677988
no we're a well behaved bunch when we take excursions to other gennys
>>
>>157677982
Their earnestness and lack of self-awareness is endearing at first.
>>
>>157677989
fucking hell why dont you wipe the fat cunts arse while your at it
>>
>>157677989
>please watch our sport
kek
>>
>>157677988
nope
>>
>>157678016
>>157678023
I dont see anything wrong with that post you fucking faggots.
>>
LETS DRIIIVE
ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO I CAN
TAKE YOU THERE BABEH
TAKE YOU THERE BAAAAABEEEEH
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>Rams
>Another blue and yellow team getting blown the fuck out
Seems all too familiar
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>>157677989
>shit. Watch the freo v geelong final in a few hours if you can stay awake, ita knock out and theyre bith good teams should be a goodun
I'll try to check it out. Who's the good guy?
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>>157678053
Fred
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>>157678015
And tiring later
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>>157677993
Where did that bring you? Back to me
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>>157678016
Calm down
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>>157678058
I thought it most polite not to say beyond what I did.
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>>157678053
fuck up cunt youre from here and follow the cats
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>>157678048
lucky for you iggers the other west coast la team also plays in blue and gold
>>
im convinced if social media didnt exist there would have been 20k at the mcg today
>>
@flagsperg

settle petal
>>
Got my ticket to see Suzanne Vega next Friday night at the Opera House :)

Do do doo doo do do doo doot
Do do doo doo do do doo doot
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Can feel a Fremantle Football Club sliding its way to my rectum.
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>>157677841
im not sorry now. I'd prefer the doublebubble regardless.
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>gold
cope
same as hawthorn's poopee 'gold' cope
it's yellow
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>>157677867
maybe your new meds have kicked in?
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>gold
it's yellow
eagles rebranded a while ago now
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>>157678029
cunt off you groveling maggot
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eagles fake fans didn't even bother to protest this lmao
most fairweather fan base in the country by far
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>>157678125
protest what?
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i remember when there was a small brew haha about calling it "yellow peril"
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>>157677898
dockers have cheeleaders now?
>>
Afternoon lads, just got here, how was Jaidyn today? Would've loved it no doubt
>>
china so many people so little sporting talent
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>>157678150
literally always on top of the medal tally dumb fuck
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>>157678138
>10 years ago
fucking hell
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>>157678154
ching chong you are wrong
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>>157678154
ping pong and spiking into water arent real sports, chang
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>>157678155
would look so nice without the sgio logo
>>
When did mental illness become a badge of honour among women?
>>
>>157678164
>>157678166
*welcomes you to your faggot cucked country*
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>>157678168
cunts like you asking questions like that. same as. it's ATTENTION. always. fuck off with your womanly questions.
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>>157678168
12 June 1902.
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>>157678168
>attention and sympathy
narcissists with victim complexes simply showing their true colours
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>>157678168
Would you rather waste your time finding out organically?
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>>157678176
He desperately needs human contact.
>>
>>157678168
not just women but leftists in general, most openly brag about how many drugs their on and all the times they have been put in the mental ward.
>>
>>157678173
do you visit your extended family in prison when you return back with an arsehole full of your posts on usb? for the glory of chy-na !
>>
>>157678168
Literally nothing about this is appealing
Aren't dating profiles meant to be making yourself look good
>>
>>157678168
they did us all a favor by making colored hair the global sign of being a crazy useless retard
>>
>>157678194
womans play by different rules
>>
i'm the one that got away
>>
>>157678184
he desperately should get a fucken job then. plenty of people he can interact with irl doing a job.
>>
Any of you /pol/ autist can tell me why theres a lots of similarity in germanic and my language.
For eg.
Wagan
Wahan
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>>157678194
they are
you even have ai slop tools now to make fake photos of you in social situations or on holidays that never happened instead of the generic selfies in your car seat
>>
>>157678194
She'll still get 100 matches because men are pathetic, desperate and lonely.
>>
>>157678205
not a /pol/tist but the indo-european language tree has a lot of commonalities between the languages at a fundamental level
>>
>>157678194
Do you think anyone that responds to them is looking for a long term relationship? At most they're looking for pump and dump before proceeding to ghosting.
>>
>>157678205
fuck off cunt
>>
How will geelong look to counter big mason cox?
>>
>>157678217
blicksarves will dominate regardless
>>
>>157678217
Poke him in the eye.
>>
most languages today are bastardised versions of what we had 1000 years ago
>>
*looms*
>>
>>157678217
force him under the ball at contest like last week
>>
>>157678205
you mob got powerfucked by yamnaya chads and still worship them
>>
>>157678217
there is no stopping JC Denton once he's locked in
>>
>>157678226
I cannot fucking wait
>>
>>157678194
tis the power of the pussy mate
>>
Imagine being an Indian
>>
the twilight zone has some interesting ideas but it is fundamentally not a very good show
>>
might be time to switch to shorts instead of trackies, don't wanna go too soon though
>>
>>157678226
this implies they will be behind at some point
>>
>>157678248
wrong thread Harry
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>>157678245
I was gonna try this show called Inside number 9
>>
>get tired of getting drunk and fucking fat tinder pigs
>get sober
>get a normal gf
>still yearn to get written off and defile fat pigs
can't win
>>
>>157678249
I've already been forced to do so. Amazing how suddenly it changes.
>>
>>157678226
why didn't they activate it last week?
>>
I work for a company that insta girlies want to work with and you wouldnt believe the desperate emails I get from them
>>
>>157678245
Probably more forgettable episodes than great ones but when it hits it really hits.
>>
>>157678271
margin never got close enough kek
>>
>>157678271
It only works against bad guys
>>
>>157678278
share some
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>>157678278
based melbourne party girls employee
>>
reminder
>GOOD GUYS
freo
geelong
sudney
>BAD GUYS
bane
hawthorn
adelaide
>>
>>157678258
it's always the uglies and mid foids that are toxic asf
9-10/10 girls are unironically better people because they don't have to compensate for being ugly
>>
>>157678278
there's a whole genre of videos where blokes pose as representatives of swimwear/fashion companies who are big on the gram right now and organise video chats with wannabe influencers then order them to get naked in exchange for being promoted or whatever
>>
>>157678194
I put down I watch anime to filter the normgroid women
>>
>>157678294
Now do foreign governments.
>>
so apparently the seppos aren't happy that the mcg crowd were making and throwing paper planes around because today is 11 september
>>
>>157678258
women yabbering at you like this is them rewarding you btw
>>
>>157678168
at least we're not speaking german
>>
>>157678303
Take it up with the jews that brought your towers down, yanks.
>>
commasperg
>>
my doomer zoomer bro listens the slowed/reverb version of every song
>>
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>>157678319
Sounds like a good guy.
>>
>>157678295
Hot country girls that move to the city have 11/10 personalities (but only for a couple of years). Gotta get in quick
>>
>>157678319
we will be nostalgic for it one day
>>
>>157678297
link?
>>
good luck to all thread makers
>>
>>157678319
Why are you talking about yourself
>>
>>157678336
i don't want to talk about it
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>>157678345
>>157678345
>>157678345
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>>157678226
wharfietime sounds like theyre going on strike. only strikes fear into the employer.
>>
>>157678326
I get into em quick, dont you worry bout that. still got the farm's dust on their rm williams boots half the time. s'why I always chuckle at the >citypoofs poster. lol if he only knew what a whore the girls who move to the big smoke become...



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