Flyers Edition Last time >>157665501News >Barry Melrose died >Michigan has weird hazing
Philadelphia rulez
How about Flyers in 3D?
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>>157676106
Should’ve been Melrose theme you retard
rapey literally thinks we should thank him for his service when he literally was in the air force during peace time korea watching adult swim cartoonsas if you can't hate a bitch this much
>>157676211Make a melrose themed one
https://youtu.be/dUCw-E9my-Ihttps://youtu.be/ifzPbVtP7wA
>>157676291Nah
>fourfull draw in Prince Albert
>no OT in pre season >straight to SO
>>157676282he couldn't even deliver a burrito
>>157676725>Correction>WHL has a 5 min OT before the SO>OHL has no OT
>>157676856it was at breakfast time too he should have been awake and alert
>the city of Saskatoongg, Blades
>never forget 9/11/2015
>>157677000>>157677000>>157677000>>157677000
>did he fly missions or do anything heroic?no, just watched squidbillies
>>157677035which is exactly why trbrother got the entire inheritance
trb was the bootlace tyer for the ace fighter jet pilots
>>157677100what about pant sizes
I heard you guys respect the Toronto Maple Leafs
>>157677126to save money the force had him wear pants to stretch them out if the pants were too small for other service members
ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Fhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garnet_Bailey
>>157677146welcome to Obama's America
>>157676985didnt her previous nhl player boyfriend suddenly die of mysterious causes?
https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/sportsnet-nhl-panel-no-women-next-seasonhockey is healing
>>157677223I believe it was falling off a balcony but yes, that is why I posted it
football is going on, thirdies got a summer of soccer, baseball has been going on, basketball had an offseason of big moves and probably some stupid drama to gossip about, and all we got were two trade requests that nothing has come out of and briere killing the ducksthis is such bullshit, being a /hoc/er is suffering
>>157669849He hears...Everything.
My Realignment idea with 36 teamsExpansion: Houston, Atlanta, Phoenix and Kansas CityDivisionsHeritage DivisionBoston BruinsChicago BlackhawksDetroit Red WingsNew York RangersMontreal CanadiensOttawa SenatorsToronto Maple LeafsSunbelt DivisionAtlanta (Expansion)Carolina HurricanesDallas StarsFlorida PanthersHouston (Expansion)Tampa Bay LightningNashville PredatorsPacific DivisionAnaheim DucksLos Angeles KingsSan Jose SharksVegas Golden KnightsVancouver CanucksSeattle KrakenUtah MammothPhoenix (Expansion)Northwest DivisionCalgary FlamesEdmonton OilersMinnesota WildKansas City (Expansion)Colorado AvalancheSt. Louis BluesWinnipeg JetsMid-Atlantic DivisionBuffalo SabersColumbus Blue JacketsNew Jersey DevilsNew York IslandersPhiladelphia FlyersPittsburgh PenguinsWashington CapitalsTeams then are all placed according to points for the playoffs
>>157677242Finally now get rid of the browns (bieksa is greek) jews (friedman) and homos (Ron maclean)
Can we get some new markets instead of boring ass southern cities?
>>157677223He killed himself because her dommy mommy sex games broke his mind
>>157677771The Southern teams are the only ones winning lately.
>>157677567For this but like 20 teams
expand to the uk already gary
>>157677794
yellow bedletter just came on shuffle bro's not the biggest pearl jam fan but tsr
>>157677803>murder>guy literally gets up and skates away
who up
here is my 9/11 story bro's since you're all asking for it:>be me 15 years old sophomore in high school>dad is driving me to this before school class that starts at 6 AM pacific>dad is listening to his conservative talk radio shows>news break comes in at like 5:55 AM so about 10 minutes after the first plane hit saying "a plane hit the wtc no additional info yet" we didn't know if it was some amateur retard or what>we both say "weird">go to that gay class before school then school>be fourth period had no idea what was going on>history teacher is freaking out and wheels in the giant tv contraption>most students already knew some real shit was going on i had no ideawas a weird fucking day kek
>>157677899you are supposed to say who updog
>>157677916>16>go out for a smoke between first and second period>friends cousin comes up and tells me a bomb went off at united nations headquarters>get to 2nd period>teacher tells us 2 planes have hit the world trade center>decide to skip the rest of the day and go to a friends house and watch the news>an ice cream truck is parked in front of the high school>the ice cream man tells us that both towers collapsed>he then tells us world war 3 has startedI'll never forget that last bit. an ice cream man telling me world war 3 started.
>>157677916>be 10>wake up to the neighbor banging on our front door>get up and let her in, the wake up the parents>bring them into the living room, neighbor had news on tv already>wonder why a plane flew into a smokestack>watch as second one hit>get to stay home and play earthworm jim all daymight have played some mechwarriors too, can't remember
>>157677946kino
>>157677917whose updog?
>>157677916>10 years old>wake up>try to watch some cartoons and sports highlights on tv before going to school>every other channel is showing some political bullshit>turn it off to play ps2>go to school>teacher and principal are crying like faggots>gives us the rest of the day off>go back to and play more chel
>>157677959maaan other than the knowing the first plane hit everything had already happened by the time my fourth period teacher put on the news. kinda gay but was still crazy. in vegas they didn't send us home or close the schools for a few days kek we just kept on going>>157677972based
>>157677977bruh that shit was still insane, just watching the news show the replays over and over and over and over again.
>>157677981It got boring after a couple of days, just the same clips over and over and over and over
>>157677977>they didn't send us home or close the schoolsSame here. I was in middle school and the teachers just the news on for us to watch all this horrific shit go down
I just left. My high school was retarded like that. I once skipped a single class for 10 straight days, forged an absence note from the school secretary, and nobody ever said shit.
https://911realtime.orgthis shit rules
>>157678012last year I went to a used book sale and bought a LIFE Magazine book about the event. It has some incredible pictures and I think was one of the earliest books that collected everything altogether. It's basically a timeline of the day and the days after. I wanted it because I know eventually the story will become twisted even more than it has.
>>157678012interesting website
script's out
>>157678210>Leo Carlsson 82 points projectedWhy the fuck did the Ducks keep him? lol
>>157678239because the ducks have read the writing on the wall and know that in 5 years from now there will be 50 teams and an 80+ point player will be worth 30 million per year, easily
>>157678210I still like how Bedard had to pretend that he wanted to stay on the Blackhawks. I think he's trapped there. 81 points. Oh nononono
>>157678210Imagine being the jackass who wrote all this bullshit
>>157678210i wrote this
>>157678264at least bedard will be happy for a year or 2 since he gets to play with kane
Lmao remember when Bush Jr invaded Iraq and there was that one Iraqi general that would always say how things are going good. there was lots of memes of this guy
damn
>>157678307If Dusty Gooch was there things wouldn't have gone down the way they did
>>157678276Jackass>>157678300Yeah, Baghdad Bob
>>157678307i remember the radio stations playing this version of "proud to be an american" by lee greenwood spliced with one liners from dubyas speeches KEK it was silly
That one country singer that did a song about driving a Mercury did a song about 9/11 and then South Park made fun of that in an episode
I hate them filthy hajji fucks.
>>157678339we don't speak about kadri like that here
>>157678342that's a quote from generation kill, which I may rewatch tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L4DhEjW7gQ&list=RD2L4DhEjW7gQ&start_radio=1it might've been this one but if not it was similar kek
gary put out his tribute video and there is a foreboding date in the thumbnail... also that bald fuck too
>>157678324>>157678338Post 9/11 American music brought many lolshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4difPEQ8wA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2fZjZvb5sbtw this song fucking rules KEK it's so silly. off of toby keith's shockin' y'all record which also rulesBUT YOU KNOW SOMEDAY SOON WE'RE BOTH GONNA SADDLE UPAND IT'LL BE RIIIIIIIIIDE CAMEL RIIIIIIIIIIDEMY OLD LADY SHE'LL BE HERE WITH ME JUST SMILIN RIGHT BY MY SIIIIIIIIIIDEWE SHOULD DO JUST FINE DOWN OUT AROUND PALESTINEOR MAYBE TURKMENISTAN
i forgor
>>157678390stop saying everything is silly. say what you really mean. it's based.
>>157678512these aren't even the worst ones. they are also getting grief for using AI commentary. EA is owned by Saudi Arabia now, that's kind of retarded.
>>157678505both can be true buddy. it's silly and based.
>>157678524you've been saying silly a lot tonight
Ugochuwu <3 uwu
>>157678528tru i said it twice before your initial comment
>>157678523>they are also getting grief for using AI commentaryYeah, because the developers are lazy and have been lazy for 10+ years. EA being owned by sandnogs won't make any difference because it's just to wash their dirty money. Nothing will change for good or bad, unless Saudi EA completely drops the NHL license and someone better takes over.
>>157678565I agree.But soon all video games will be made with AI.
>>157678572AI will probably kill us before that.
bro's yesterday sergio made justin rage after posting a charlie kirk dying meme in the group chat KWAB it was hilarious rip charlie hockey is back in just over a week (preseason)
justin called him a cunt kek
keith "bearcat" lee joined a cult and his blasian wife divorced him KWAFB (kek what a fat bitch)
Bearcat Wright is based
polish protoss tranny made 9 carriers and had a melty when it didn't work
for me it's zerg. there's a new tabletop starcraft game like warhammer. seems cool but i can't be assed to cut and glue the minis and paint them that shit is fucking gay but i am building a new budget commander deck
>>157678681which starcraft? i know the first one is free. i may even already have it installed
>>157678710nta but i think sc2 is free too except for some of the campaigns
>>157678710remastered (brood war)
>>157678718>>157678720oh cool might jump on it tomorrow. i've never played sc2.
>>157678725brood war is still the way to go bro desu. blizzcon is this weekend many people are saying there's gonna be a new sc game but it'll be some sort of first or third person shooter since rts games are kill
>>157678725i have no clue what sc2 is like these days anyway cause i haven't played it in like 9 years. bw is still going strong, you find games easily
>>157678729>>157678734i'll just play the original and mass carriers on big game hunters
the tenth carrier would've done the job
>>157678740i don't play those but they still get hosted
>>157678752I still have a boxed copy of warcraft 2
>>157678755i think you have to buy a new key if you want to play wc2 remastered. i haven't played it so idk how it's doing
>wc2 weeew i'd rather play wc3 or bw desu
>>157678764I'm certain i signed up for the modern battle.net years ago, possibly during the pandemic, and I may or may not have activated the wc2 cd key. I was drinking a lot at the time, but now i'm curious. Think i will look in to that.
who is going to sign kreider bros
>>157678848The oilers
>>157678886who is going to compete with the oilers and knights in the pacific?>ynr the kraken kwab
it will be sharks vs penguins in the finals. crosby will officially pass the torch to celebrini
would be happy for my irl sharksbro
>>157678940cute :))
the book of /hoc/ is long and boring...
happy Friday to you all
The Formenton signing has produced so many edmonton tears the Oilels could use them as their official sports drink.The judge's 91-page verdict is publicly available and spends the final 30 pages calling the puck bunny a pathological liar who cheated on her fiancee and made the players in the hotel room feel awkward when she [575] aggressively started masturbating in front of all of them and asking "which one of you faggots is going to come fuck me?"https://www.ctvnews.ca/london/article/read-the-official-junior-hockey-sexual-assault-trial-verdict/This girl had a humiliation fetish which is why, on top of the gangbang, she then proceeded to drag this out in court. It was a ploy to have the entire night recalled over and over again in excruciating detail by all participants, effectively creating her own custom erotica that she can read over and over again whenever she's horny.The jew sports media are so intent on portraying white men as evil that they blatantly omitted key details as to WHY the players were acquitted, so now thousands of liberal edmonton women have been one-shotted into thinking the team signed a rapist.
Didn't ask
>>157679563thank you for responding to my private query
>>157679563Women are inherently pure and innocent, and having sex with men is a dastardly sin. The allegation that this divine creature would have willingly put herself in this situation is absurd
25 years ago todaykwab go flames
>>157679361Just like my islanders
>rags
>KHL wants to implement a shootout BEFORE every regular season game to decide the outcome if the game ends in a tieLiteral retards.
>>157679964Genuinely what is the steelman argument in favor of this?
>>157680056>‘It would create extra excitement and interest,’ Morozov told Championat.>– All the players are warmed up, everyone is ready, and the ice is in perfect condition.The idea is that the dynamics changes because the team that loses the shootout knows that they have to win in regulation or OT.Just the usual Russian retardation.
We need shootouts with live swedecucks. Tie a swedecuck to each goalpost, and whichever team ends their swedecuck first, wins the game.
>>157680265Shouldn't you be on the frontlines instead of in America, Ivan?
>>157680265Intern here. Gary wants a zoom call with you immediately.
>>157680292I summer in the US. Good food, lots of sloots, and no swedecucks in sight.
>>157680297>>157680339cringing really hard at this kid og fr
>>157680265I vote in favorMy team has a good bit Swedes so we should be able to outlast most
the ladies are not happy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2C2XlDbnmY
October can't arrive soon enough
>>157680433>seething
>>157680513WAKE ME UPWHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
Cope I like September
Y'all going to the fair this weekend?
there is a Cruise In this weekend
>>157680748nah im finna get tanked up and watch dem stillers with the crew
Gonna be doing my yearly ritual of reliving it live myself.
>>157680748It was last weekend bro
>>157680513Same. I need the fall weather
Dropped a marner and let's just say it breached the fortress moat
>>157680748No but I will be watching my razorcakes getting bootyblasted by the Toxins D :)
RIP Ace Bailey
Here is my Playoff prediction before the season starts. all other teams not on this list are of no consequence
>>157681368no one asked retard
>>157681382>>157681373
>>157681368Kraken aren’t making playoffs. They’ll remain at the bottom of the standings
>>157681416its the playoffs not just playoffs ya fucking mark
>>157681382Yep, Ilitch is determined to keep Larkin, and wearing the C. Why wouldn't he? He forced Yzerman to put the C on him in 2021, and he blocked a deadline trade in 2023 and forced Yzerman to sign him longterm. Ilitch is quadrupling down on a pure loser.
frankie's eagles are stacked this year
>>157681382send this guy to rot in winnipeg
>>157681416The last two teams in that image are the outsider that can make it due to another team shitting the bed or having injury issues. I don't think they will make the playoffs with the roster alone, but that Pacific is fucking pathetic
>>157681455>Ilitch is quadrupling down on a pure loser.just an american choosing another american to lead
Someone told me long agoThere's a bud before the stormI knowIt's been comin' for some timeHer stream's over so they sayIt'll rain a windy dayI knowShining down in BoiseI wanna knowHave you ever seen the rapeI wanna know~Have you ever seen the rapeComing downOn an Easter day?
>>157680292no one likes swedenthey're the canadians of europe
>>157681524Larkin is canacuck and his entire family are lafftards. We know where that leads, obviously.
>>157681581>being born in the usa and winning gold for team usa makes you canadiani should make an image with all this cope
I love both sweedes and non sunbelt americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE2u9sFh_pw
>>157681596Being born to canacucks makes you canacuck, retard. Being born to lafftards makes you lafftard. Horrible combo.
>>157681642>noooo being born in the usa doesnt make you americanLMAO
it's over
>>157681654No, he's American, too. Unfortunately, he's canacuck and lafftard, too, and it shows.
>>157681675yes, the american in him really holding him back
>>15768168619931967canacuck and lafftard is disastrous
>>157681706You're from Planet Retard.
>>157681708Historically speaking today is a big day for planet retard
>>157681663Oilers are a shit team run by retards
>>157681706larkin is an american, who developed in an american system, drafted by an american team and played for team usahe has seen zero (0) playoff games in his career2008
>>157681706Give it up, lad. Samir will seethe for days like this, with an awful stank throughout.
samir mentioned
>>157681731>he has seen zero (0) playoff games in his careerFalse, retard
>>157681745cant forget when detoilet lost were bounced in the first round in 5
yzertard clearly had it out for larkin and ilitch is desperately trying to patch up the relationship
>>157677916I was 3 years old and don’t remember it at all. My mom was shoe shopping with my sisters and the worker started freaking out
>My Samir is greatest ally, looking forward to our next encounter.
>>157680502>>157681663This is the exact same reaction that Färjestads BK fans had when they signed Cal Foote then terminated that contract less than 48 hours later. Some retard wrote a letter to their local newspaper which was just full on emotional arguments about how he's been a supporter since the 1960s and bla bla bla and now he wasn't going to ever support them again.The only thing that is missing is the local politicians and sponsors threatening to withdraw funding and it would be the exact same thing.
>>157681761>cant forget I'm a retardFify, retard
>>157681790here is a fact for youdylan larkin has has seen zero (0) playoff series wins in his careerLMAOOOOOOoooooo
happy friday folks!
>>157681768>ilitch is desperately tryingIlitch destroyed contending Tigers and Red Wings teams. He's a retard.
>>157681801He belongs on your laffs, Samir. Also, you stink bad.
>>157681818a true american businessman
>>157681830>please be samir!!!!!time for the fun to stop, americans cant handle the bants
>>157681836Ackshually, his father was. The son is a retard, like you, Samir.
I'm just playing gamesI know that's plastic puck
>>157681845OK, Samir. You stink.
>>157681812What are you going to do when he grows a beard during THE playoffs and loses his twink status?
Why aren't you watching professional hockey, /hoc/? Are you to caught up in philosophical discussions with retards and asswipes?>Topic for Argument: This should be a federal holiday and a three day weekend by this point and Obama and Biden failed us, those lazy aasholes...
i wish al-qaeda bombed rapeys wheelchair
>Are you to caught upholy shiti didn't know TBG is part street shitter
>>157681876gary should force him to shave every inch of his body
real queers queering off hours are off and queering
>>157681901watch out for that train!
>>157681901they're training for the Queerlympics
>>157681901happens every time the ded wongs get mocked
>>157681876He’ll have little stubble at best
>>157681901/hoc/ is a gay general nowJust wait for season 2
Just rode past a bear on the nature trail doing my daily bike ride near my residence this morning. Watch your 6 lads.
>>157681941Flaming
>>157681955Stay safe fren!
>>157681778woke gone mad
>>157681955gay bear?
>>157681955I read someplace that bears can smell a menstruating woman from ten miles away
>>157681916OK Samir. You stink awful.
He/She been roaming the area for a bit. I am nw of Denver but can see the mountains when I walk my dogs.
>>157681988Makes sense why it was following trb on xir's motorized cart
>>157681663NOT GUILTY means GUILTY in Soviet Canada
>>157681877>This should be a federal holiday and a three day weekendwhy did you think counting 9/11 would count as always being on the weekend?
You got them sissy boy handsI work seventy-two hours a dang day, boyWhat you know about hard work? NothingWatching Netflix and Tiki Takis'Cause ain't no one coming to save you, boy
>>157682000cue the queer off
>>157682018Shut up, retard
>>157681955>>157682010They're pretty spooked most of the time by dogs. I lived in Grand Lake, CO near RMNP and the little fuckers would always try to break into my truck or trash cans. Mountain lions are sp000ky
>>157682000checked
>>157682040Yeah my parents for awhile had mountain property near Cotopaxi and had a bunch of trail cams set up and captured a few mountain lions roaming around/through. They bough a giant shed from home depot and used that as a "residence" while they improved the land. Ended up selling it to some Texans for a good profit.
lmao this league is a joke
>>157682108HEY!!!!fuck you, buddy
Lmao Dallas really dodged a bullet not giving him that huge contract
>>157681663just a bunch of over-socialised women yapping.reminds me of the duke lacrosse case.
>>157682128
>>157682128He must hate his old agent for all eternity. He could've got paid millions to not play for four more years if they hadn't said no to that offer.
>White Tiger>Blue Fox
You know a player is cooked when he played for 5 different teams in the last 4 years
>prop the duck, Gary
>scoreless draw
>>157682010Be careful! He looks upset and cranky
My flylels
>>157682018Also kirkmas has already upstaged 9/11
>Barry Melrose should be in the Hockey Hall of Fame. Should have been inducted while he was still alive.>Melrose passed away Wednesday. He was 70.>Melrose was a great man. I’ll eulogize him as such a bit later in this space.>But first, let’s stick to his Hall of Fame credentials.>Melrose built hockey. He brought it to life.>He did it in America, never an easy task.>He did it on ESPN, an outlet that has too often treated hockey like it smells bad.>He did it with class, style, knowledge and humor.
>>157682221Kill yourself
>>157682353good post
>>157682348I don't give a shit about the HHoF and who is/isn't in it.
>>157682499Retard
hockey is about what youve done for me lately and if youre in the hall of fame youre long gone
Taylor hall and Brad Marchand will both be part of the hhof
>>157682128>laffs
A little "Best of" Overdrive from this first week beack!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh2zUrDT-q4
>>157682348Papa Ilitch fired his ass because he was homo, plus gay.
/hoc/ supports dylan
>420 penalty minutes
>>157682128What do you mean they dodged a bullet he wouldn’t sign
>>157681382KWAB
Might not even watch any games this season desu
>>157682689much like trb
>>157682641I imagine Dylan Larkin calling up.the red wings brass for an update on his trade demand and they're like "we're all over it" then hang up the phone and they all burst out laughing with Stevie Y doing hip thrusts
no seriously, how the fuck does winning Olympic Gold turn every player on into a fucking retard
Fuck Pay Articles fucking bullshit
>>157682732He got a taste of winning and wanted off a team that hasn’t made the playoffs since his rookie year.
>>157682731i imagine ilitch screaming at stevie until he cries demanding he fix the problem under threat of dumping him in the river with a bag of pucks tied to his legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I984a6g9LNQ
>>157682732Leafs started to tank hard right after captain america won gold.
Trevor Zegras, Philadelphia Flyers>"I like it. That's one of the better ones. I've seen some terrible ones. Some really bad ones. Like [Montreal Canadiens winger] Cole Caufield's. It's awful. I send it to him every day because it's terrible."Cole Caufield, Montreal Canadiens>"I don't know what happened there. I look a little lost. I look like I need some sleep or some water. I don't know. It's tough. Every time I open my phone, it's there. Somebody will send it to me."
>>157682804
>scoreless draws
>>157682732they drank the water at the white house. not the proverbial koolaid. the actual water. look into the procurement contracts for the ballroom construction. its not real. its a literal mega data center under there. the water is contaminated. theyll all have too much cancer to repeat by 2030
>Play for a Canadian or Canada-adjacent team (both shit and run by retards, who knew)>Win Olympic gold>Canada will not stop personally attacking you and your country over this>Leave>"What a bunch of crybaby quitters, Americans are such sore winners"
Why didn't John Klingberg's old agent just go into Jim Nill's office and threaten to decapitate him with his chin if the original offer wasn't on the table again?
>>157682856>Canada-adjacentholy seething
How are we gonna get canada to love us again after 2028? Do you think letting the Habs win will let them move on or will they still be angry?
sunbelt wins again Keep Whining
>>157682833No wonder Tim Thomas refused to go
>>157682871Detroit is literally physically Canada-adjacent cope
>>157682879doesn't matter if it would cause Gary would never allowed it
>>157682879Force your players to stay on our teams.
>>157682879Trade Alaska for Alberta 1 for 1
>>157682879Habs or Leafs winning before Oilers would probably trigger a Canadian civil war
>>157682879Hopefully Canada won’t exist in a few years
>>157682913I get the Habs part, but why the Leafs? Would the conservatives in Canada not still root for Toronto?
>>157682895force your teams to stop hiring mouth breathers as gms
>>157682961Bill Guerin is a mouthbreather and everyone still wants to play for the Wild
>>157682928Nope, reverse swap for a New Dominion>fresh start for the whole continent
>die Stadt Graz
>>157683067AB would be peak living after we raze Denver and drive its inhabitants to Commiecascadia.
>>157683067>Quebec or New Brunswick not getting Louisianasacrement
>>157683113why, we're the same country in this scenario?>No genocides or internment camps, period>>157683124Oh, shit I didn't think of thatLouisiana will have to be an Quebecoi enclave then, we'll sign the Accord during Mardi Gras just so it's more Cajun
>>157683139Kys
>>157683067I’m excited to join new Quebec
>>157683190>Nouveau-QuébecI wonder what kinds of donuts Timmy's will make to celebrate our new Founding >of A Bright New Future
Tried some vietnamese salt coffee yesterday. it was delicious would recommend
>>157683221*sips*
>>157683242that looks like what bud deposited inside of you on 04/17/2022
>>157683242Kill yourself
>>157683221Thanks for the report. I’ll try some
>město Plzeň
>>157683272>>157683261pair of good posts
>>157683343Kill yourself
only americans think a rival team winning is a win for the countryfuck the laffs
thread fucking SUCKS
>>157683392Just like my islanders
>>157683392Sorry im sad because of 9/11
>>157683392>>157683402
>>157683392just like the league nowadays
>>157683418well, not the whole league
>гopoд Mocквa
>two scorefull draws in Mother Russia
Ranked all team's all-time logo aesthetic.
Only a retard like trb could've made such a shit list
>>157683571>all-timeThe Panthers original logo was godtier. Shame they won the cups with the new one so they'll never go back.
>>157683638the new one looks regal, not a bad look but not great
Everyone remembers where they were during 9/11 . I was in gander and the bars were packed full with Americans from all across the east coast. Although this was the most diverse crowd I'd ever come across all anyone wanted to talk about was how shit my islanders had been that year
>>157683797wait, Long Islanders or Charlottetown?
>>157683797I don't remember where I was on 9/11.
andalucia with fields full of budi want to 1 you again and again
What’s for dinner tonight lads? >kbbq >ramen >burgers >pidser
>>157683816Yes during this terrorist attack that shut down a nation and stranded them in a foreign nation all anyone could talk about was the Charlottetown Islanders 00-01 regular season record
>>157683857that's all right for 1st dinner, but what is on tap for 2nd dinner?
>>157683912Something with fried rice and Italian food
>>157683797
dont like em is all im saying
>>157683959I still believe EM.
>>157683797I was in 5th grade and had just come home from school when the 2nd plane hit.
>>157684007you're on the right side of history
>>157684007I don’t
>>157684007I don't believe women, period.
>18 days until Puck Drop Thank You, Gary Bruce Bettman
I believe EM was on her period at the time
I wish I got gangbanged by the hockey team :/
>most dangerous lead
>>157683797is that really the only moment of your life you remember?
>>157684123Too bad you were cut from michigans team?
>>157684161Kill yourself
>>157684199I got a boner during the hazing, so they made me leave. It's the real reason no gay man has ever made the NHL.
the B1G is a horrible shameful messWolverine HockeySpartan GymnasticsBuckeye Wrestlingwhere the hell does it end?
i will slip gary a cheeky tenner in hopes of him dropping the pucks a bit earlier
>foolish Fingoyim....
I am a Flyers fan and get all my games on NBCsports net and I thought I would subscribe to watch a west coast team this season, but I just realized the NHL doesn't have a centralized streaming service... why is that not a thing?
>>157684506FLYERS YEAAAAHHHHHHi have no idea abt your question sorry
sleept through 9/11
>>157684506because Gary's a tool for the Disney Network and they wanted to wet their whistle>but for years NHL TV was a beautiful thing, and Gary can bring it back if he wants
>>157684540Kill yourself
it was 3-1
>>157681663Why did the Oilers do her so dirty?
>>157684607
>>157684394The interns are already finalizing the script
>>157684506>the NHL doesn't have a centralized streaming service... why is that not a thing?Why have one company who pays for the rights when you can have ten who also compete against each other and pay you more money?I guess that's the idea, even though that idea is retarded if you want more eyes on your product and fans to be able to easily access it.
>>157684564good post
>>157684654there is no competition, some teams literally didnt even have a single offer for their games to be broadcast.
>>157684607i heard she was a scumbag and her family is full of lowlifes
shana tova hoc
>>157684721incredibly antisemitic dog whistle
>>157684721Happy new year of hockey!
someone should set up a fantasy /hoc/ league
>>157684869I wish I could but I don’t know how
>he didn't get the invite to /hoc/hl lmao
Fantasy slop is so gay
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
>>157684968
>>157684978raped
Took my last marner of the work week
>>157684989so cute. I hate how Jack gets all the attention
>>157684252>forgetting Penn State rythmic slapping
>>157685086I'll admit, I mentally shut out a lot of the Sandusky stuff, it was superfluous and everywhere and may have given me an allergic response to nonces and dirtbags
>>157684252>*makes you sprint in the desert heat until you die*
>>157685128is Arizona State a B1G school? thought there were B12>at any rate, in college ice hockey, ASU is an Independent, last I checked>checks againNOPEthey're a NCHC school now.. how time flies >my oh my
>>157685150kill yourself
Has Josh Bailey formally retired yet or is he still a free agent
he did the thing
>>157685204
>>157685204>torontoian goaltending
>>157685204we call that the sack shaver now
[retarded news]my team just released their best goalie
>>157684506>but I just realized the NHL doesn't have a centralized streaming service..at the moment it's ESPN+ which gives you most out-of-market games. it doesn't have a comprehensive backlog of old games because the service is designed for sportsbet americans. you need to upgrade your ESPN+ streaming package to get games that are broadcast on regular ESPN, and for everything else you need a local cable package and maybe amazon prime hbo max and qvc+ to catch all the games.
LIVE SPORTSESPN PLUS ORIGINALSTHE EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE COMPLETE THIRTY FOR THIRTY LIBRARY
>>157685243flims finally got rid of wolf?
>>157685249thought that was Larry and balki at first
>>157685284he said "best"
Backyard Hockey is free on steam desu
>>157685243Where’s Hellebuyck heading?
>>157685424Nunavut's new expansion team
>>157685263non-us disney, or at least some areas, also has everything.
Defund MADD
>>157685511Did you get a DUI?
>>157685511Based
>>157685511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P-ruQ5mQ7c
>>157685551No but the local pd is cucking to them and pretending that THC can cause car accidents all because some retard ran over a dean .
>>157685395Tape to Tape is a pretty fun game also
>>157676032Damn Barry died?F
>>157685485Make it happen!
>>157685599Aren't you a little old to be smoking pot?
>>157685625Cute :3
@trb >>157685641
/hoc/ has aged out of weed, this is a genny full of grown men and grown men smoke meth and huff jenkem.
>>157685670nty, im good getting high and crushing back tall cans
>>157685670We also drunk beer and complain about our exs
TALL CANS IN THE AIR LET ME SEE EM
Take me to ur dealer lol
>>157685150Prepare to meet your budtender.
[1 news]bud
He was wearing his 7th ring on the plane and it wasn’t recovered );
>>157685914>>157682804>>157682813
>>157686024HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN?!
>>157685986
why did Odie get btfo so often
>>157686024>selling the farm for a bag full of pucks
>>157686074dedication to the gag
What was the point of Gavin moving to the NCAA for a season?It's not like he's going to stick around long enough to get his degree
>>157686085>losing to bud and mitch and rito
>>157686102college girls
>>157686102maybe he's looking for a new boyfriend? just needs a little cuddle is all...
>>157686102i dont understand how he was old enough to be in college at 17-18? shouldnt he have only been in grade 12?
>>157686095based odester putting everyone else over
>>157686121a lot of child actors and elite athletes get tutors so they can graduate early and focus on their career
>>157686166they get molested by the tutors half the time too
>>157686185gross
>>157686192nah that's you
having chicken tendies for dinner, lads
Why is Melrose dead?
>>157686307God doesn't make mistakes you fucking retard
Ducks Disney helmet
>>157686307Parkinson’s
>>157686331*laughs in trb*
>>157686336Nice
>>157686331Adam Johnson?
>>157686388Called to God's Kingdom to join the Heavenly Host
>TV is full of 9/11 remembernce content Did we lose a war or something?
>>157686415Yeah
>>157686415handful im afraid
>>157686415It's the 25th anniversary of 9/11.9/11 is old enough to rent a car.
go /hoc/ go
What could have been
>>157686415it was the high point of a chopped uncs life
polly is their most underrated song
im gonna get blackout drunk and cry to Alice in chains and jeff buckley
>>157676032>Barry Melrose diedvaxx status?
>this young gentleman thanked "hockey" when he chose to retireThat's so nice of him, isn't that nice, /hoc/? very polite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADhfYYnxW5M
>>157686527Retard
>>157686538much like you thanked bud after he took your virginity on 04/17/2022
What was Gary doing on 9/11?
>>157686548do you heckin love science
>>157686559Your Mom
it's 11/9
>>157686502nah it's sliver
>>157686559Your dad, in the ass.
>>157686584
>>157686597Sounds gay
>>157686559Probably in the sunbelt looking at possible arena locations
>rapey and tryhard newfagsguess ill go back to my book
see you tomorrow fag
>>157686520Poor guy. I hope he gets help
>>157686756you mean for a scholarship? I think he can afford it after working for the NHL >be an awful shame if he couldn't
>>157686680>rapey and tryhard newfagsyou said the same thing twice
>>157686789the American taxpayer has to pay for your treatment you crippled raped welfare queen
>>157686789He has the money to pay for a degree but he’ll need to hold a job moving forward
trb's taste buds tasted bud kwab
>>157686857kwab true
imagine going to school with Connor Ingram I wonder what school he's going to
>>157686756Where does he plan on working with a psyche degree? A general manager at Hollister?
>>157686905manager at Hollister makes more money than you'd guess desu
>>157686904I post here and I would struggle to recognize connor ingram if he was wearing a connor ingram jersey
why xhe in such a bubley mood?
>>157686905Help other mentally ill people avoid grippy sock vacations
I log in this morning, and the queers are here queering off frantically. Come back now, and the same queers are still here queering off. How do they do it?
>>157686961for me its circulation socks
>>157686961Had to look up what this meant. Why is gen z the most faggot gen to ever do it.
>>157686963>having the most boring, dimeless gimmick in over 10 years but insists on keep doing ityou tell me
>>157686980No, I don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, faggot.
>>157686923well, he's probably got money for a big house, so an off campus frat is probably a possibility also, if I were him, I'd start a business in town for extra incomerestaurants do well near campus, also laundromats do really well near campus and also, retired athletes do well with automobile lots, if he has the scratch, that would pay for his entire ride at school and have his name on every billboard in town >he's probably not thinking that big, though, I was just spitballing there
>>157686977makes me wonder how many queers are posting on /hoc/ with a zoomer perm
>>157687001what a bunch of dumb ideas
>>157687001thoughts on your government documented military discharge to a single combat loss to a burrito
>>157687001running your own business, the best way to work 80 hours a week on your own time instead of 40 hours a week on somebody else time.
>>157687005Us zoomers are taking over /hoc/. Soon we’ll be sharing tik toks
>>157687005I believe the perm is out of style
>>157687025Thoughts on you queering off in here 24/7 ?
>>157686904Probably a state school with adult students
>>157687053Thoughts on what rapey is your boyfriend
>raped by a burrito>still eats itbruuutolll loss by trb
>>157687042He can make good money as a specialized psychiatrist
>>157687074>>157687110honestly, the laundromat idea is the easiest money you can make >if you got money for machines and money for a maintenance man
this nigga literally rapeys boyfriend
I hope next thread features better music
>>157687137>>157687138>so mindbroken by bud he calls himself rapeywhat level of raped is this?
Getting it ready, cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKv65G4QF5E
>>157687157>>157687157new
>scoreless draw in Regina, which rhymes with something
>>157687168>>157687168>>157687168New
>>157687091No, still don't want to queer off with you, fag.
