Needs a coach HEEM edit now that hes on the niners desu
>>157678132
those retards actually thought they could "science" their way out of jet lag
Thoughts on Grant Cohn saying Australian biscuits are far superior to US biscuits and that Oreo’s are basically a third world tier snack to him now after tasting the master race Tim Tam
>Sleep? Jetlag? Who needs sleep when you can just sniff? AAAAAHHHHH i'm gonna SSNIIIIIIIIIFFFFF.... AAAAAAAHHHHHH *SSSSSSSSNIIIIIIFFFFF*
>>157678163I don’t really care what that ragebaiting Jew has to say
>>157678183Wtf is this real?
>>157678163Never had aussie stuff but he's probably correct 2bh.
>>157678163I hate his rage baiting bs takes but I know he's just doing it on purpose so I kinda respect for this Jew faggot
>>157678144Might have worked if their QB wasn’t a 38 year old father of 4 whose been in the league for 18 years
>>157678206On his second day in Australia after watching his first AFL game he immediately said the best player in the league is shit on national TV
seeing deebo and greenlaw back with the niners makes me think the most kino outcome of the season would be niners vs chiefs owl rematch with the niners winning. you know it's true mmmmhhhmmmm fraid so...
I bet Shanny had a few victory Fosters and went for a joyride.
>supposed to go undefeated>lose first game KWABOTY! It just goes to show ya that you can take the nigga out the Browns but you can't take the Browns out the nigga.
WarnerGreenlawDeeboCMCEvansKittleBlack (backup rookie RB)Purdyi thought this sport had a salary cap? > Purdy throwing a jump ball to Evans and it working 90% of the time on 3rd downs is going to get tiresome to watch
>>157680086oh i forgot the best tackle in the game in Trent as well
>>157678187Based
Good morning happy 9/11
And you retards spent the entire offseason jerking off the most obviously overrated team I've ever seen. Jared Verse DPOY incoming.
>>157680278happy 9/11 sister
>>157680551I’m a man. I’m 40
Rams got rocked. Now they're in a must win against the Giants.
>>157678163Meh who cares, why waste time and energy over it? Like whatever you like
So if Maye is a bust because of an interception on the final play of the game, Stafford has to be like, one of the worst QBs in the league right? Is he Watson level?Both Maye and Stafford got one touchdown in their games, and Maye was playing against a consensus top five defense in the league.Stafford got them within field goal range one more time, Maye did it twice. They both had a turnover in field goal range, Stafford on downs Maye on a pick.Maye kept it within reach until the very end, Stafford had to be pulled because they weren't even close, and he kept having to toss the ball away because he was scared of taking a hit.How can you possibly justify not at the very least calling these two comparable? If anything Maye had the better night, and they both looked pretty rough.
>>157678120Okay but actually what were the Rams thinking flying a 16 hour time change the day before the game? Are they stupid?
yall fucked up. yesterday's loss will just make us better. so laugh it up while you can, because you won't be laughing next week
>>157680982Trust the science chud.
>>157680982Miami to Seattle is like seven hours and I've never heard someone say that either team stands no chance because of thatThe flight stuff is equally retarded as the electrical substation. If you were even a professional college football player you were flying into and out of games nonstop for years, and in the old days on connecting flights.It has never been used to justify a 20 point calamity until now because everyone wanted this to be an 85 Bears super team. They just sucked
>>157680988Imagine how cringe it would be to hear a Pats fan say this, a team that actually made the Superbowl
>>157680972Can’t tell if serious
>>157680998>seven hours>time changeRetarded or just ESL?
>>157680998It's not the time or distance, it's how it affects your sleep schedule and ontology relative to geographic orientation.
>>157681038Don’t forget your gastroenterology
>>157681026>>157681038Flight time matters way more than time change. Every guy on that flight is used to playing games at 1 PM or 8 PM, 8 AM is a negligible difference
Bears Cowboys conference championship
Garret is an overrated black player who was on a shit team. I mean overrated in the actual sense, good but not anywhere near as good as the media hypes him to be.
is he right?
>>157681107Yes 100%
>>157681107Yes I think he is right
>>157681096you don't break the all-time sack record if you're overrated
>>157681096I do think his sack record largely comes from the Browns having to punt every fourth down
>>157681107During the season, yes. But they had 4-5 months to prepare for this week one game. Nobody forced the Rams to be retarded, they chose that gameplan.
>>157681107That's my Coach.
>>157681118Drew Bledsoe has the all time passing record
>>157681083If you could be there a week or fly the day before I think nearly every player would want to be there a week.
>>157678120SUP NIGGAWANNA TALK SOME SHIT?C A L L N O W
If both Rams and 49ers are healthy in week 14 and the Rams blow out the 49ers by more than 20 points I'll concede that the flight time had something to do with it
>>157681132Nearly every player would also choose to play a home game instead but every team deals with international games now, flying in the day before isn't some unheard of insanityThey were just really really bad
49ers was unironically a trap game kek
>>157681107when isn't he?
>>157681160it's not so much the rams arrived too late, but that the niners arrived too early giving them an unfair advantage. the NFL should require both teams to arrive at the same time
what are my thoughts on my team, the new orleans saints?
>>157681177The NFL should also require that the 49ers offense can't be on field until Matt Stafford scores a touchdown and also if the Rams have an away game the away team has to fly to LA to fly back to their home field so the Rams can't be cheated
>>157681178Probably winning Sunday the Lions suck ass
they were right, it is an absolute frame mogging with clark kent in the booth
>>157681178Can probably win the NFC South but if they don't it's not a big deal.
>>157681130What did he mean by this
>>157681251drew haters don't know ball
SAMEOLDSORRYASSRAMS
>Bills@Texans>Jets@Raiders>whoever the Phins are playing Jets might actually be atop the divvy
>Chiefies could be here, he thought
>>157678183>slopcringe
>>157681177Cope faggot, no one made the rams fly in as late as they did for game fucking 1
>>157678163It is probably true. American chocolate, unless it is from a smaller manufacturer, is fucking terrible and gross. For years I thought I didn't like Chocolate, and then I went to Europe for like a month and wow, turns out Chocolate is actually pretty good.
>MVP and MVP runner up looked like >black qbs
>>157678120Why didnt the Rams just... win? Isn't McVay aware that it's much better to start out 1-0 instead of 0-1?
>>157681676Phins are playing the Raiders, Jets got the Tits. Jets dominance Sunday night!
>>157681107This: >>157681126
Congrats on winning your super bowl nanners
>>157681696Thanks for the correctionsJetties will have their one week to feel good lmao
>>157681694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXopZySle8
We’re gonna rape the Bronkeks and make Kiwipoor watch.
why did fauci forsake the ramilia
Drew Lock > Matt Stafford > Drake Maybe
>>157681713>multiple yearsno way this is true, right?
trying to give birth to a fuckin yuge ozempic turd baby wish me luck
Sean McVay was raped by Raheem Morris in the Melbourne spring of 26
>>157681727Yep, and just for this one game. They were in the lab. Gotta be prepared
Why does Stafford suck so hard on 3rd down? This is a multi-year thing now.
>>157681744dusty old bones full of green dust couldn’t handle the 16 hour flight
>>157681713There is no fucking way the Rams paid multiple “sleep experts” over years to come up with “just fly in bro”. Literally any nigga who has taken a long flight to the pacific could have told you it was a dumb idea.
>>157681721Purdy and Lock show me that coaches are slowly moving away from relying on big name QBsOption 1:give Mahomes/Burrow/Lamar/Allen a giant bag, hope they don't get hurt and can carry the team to winsOption 2:find a QB who is "good enough" but use the money that you would've used on a top tier QB on WRs, an O line, and a lock down defense. all you need is a smart enough QB to work the systemSeattle and SF clearly went with option 2
>>157681707Mamdani wins again!
Wait, did Myles Garrett refuse to get on the plane to Australia so he and Aaron Donald could bum each other, excuse me, work out together in LA? I don't see him ANYWHERE on this stat sheet.
>the $(ers won because they're the better teamHalf of their roster is in the nursing home and the other half is injured.
>>157681756Option 2 works as long as Option 1 isn’t a factor, but you can see what happens when Option 1 faces Option 2 in the Chiefs Niners owls, as well as Chiefs Eagles 1 (in the rematch the Eagles were just a superteam)
>>157681770hmmmm its kinda like they are more than the sum of their parts….….almost as if THEYRE THE BETTER TEAM
Reminder that ESPN's new QB criteria released before the season explicitly called Brock Purdy the best QB in the entire NFL and you refused to listen. APOLOGIZE TO ESPN RIGHT FUCKING NOW! The worldwide leader in sports (don't look at /nba/.)
Divine comedy
>>157681107yes but it's still cool having the nfl in aus and ill probably go next year if it's not two west coast teams again
>>157681776>they're only a superteam if they beat my chiefies
We finna win 3 games AT LEAST
aaron goes on a podcast yesterday and says>AIPAC runs this country and the only reason they let the goyim vote is because they know its jew no matter whogive me ONE reason why you're not rooting for /ourguy/ to go out on top this year /spol/
>>157681804I mean yeah, the two times we’ve lost in the owl with Mahomes were against the Brady Bucs superteam that was literally custom chosen/built to get him one more ring, and the Eagles with the best trenches in the league, Aj Brown, Saquon Barkley, etc. Don’t blame me if it makes you mad
>>157681776> agreedbut "super team"... Hurts is a horrible QB. His stats make Purdy look like Dan Marino
>>157681819oy vey the goyim know shut it down
>>157681677Boring looking chick and a queefie yuck
>>157681819He won me over during covid, and he makes faggot redditor midwits shid and fard uncontrollably.
Rams humiliation year and Goof vindication season.
>>157681839Gay idiot
>>157681837I mean, folks, where's the lie?
>>157681837Insanely based homo
>>157681829it was largely the same eagles team both games
is Travis Hunter a bust
>>157681770That's even more embarrassing for the Lambs
Brocken Purdingler of the Sankt Franz 49ers is a German athlete.
>>157681819I don’t like old people
My fucking Rams brehs.
My Chargies!
Myles Garrett and Sam Darnold, the dynamic duo. Boy did they show up.
>>157680551Is that why I'm hearing so many jets right now? I live in Colorado and it seems like more than usual.
>>157681862No it wasn’t. Saquon Barkley was the main reason they were as good as they were that season, and they had major additions on defense like Jalen Carter, Quinyon Mitchel, Cooper Dejean, Zack Baun, etc.
Whats this all about? Why did a 50 year old gay quarterback have a melty on a podcast?
It's the 25th anniversary of the greatest psyop ever perpetraded in history.
>>157681897I want to insert my penis into her vagina and thrust vigorously until I ejaculate if you get my drift.
>>157681895because hes always been an eccentric fag with a huge ego and is burning every bridge on the way out because he doesnt care anymore
>>157681905Can you elaborate on that
>>157681892yet it was the 2022 team that recorded the 3rd most sacks in NFL history
The Patriots have a better defense than the super team Rams
>>157681753You severely underestimate how many healthcare workers graduated from degree mills, even in the U.S. A retarded person with a degree still gives retarded advice. A meme ebin advanced field like “sleep experts” is even more rife with such.
>>157681819
>>157681897She’s both hot and visibly a highly philosophical person. Seethe
>>157681713>>157681753I don't understand. I cannot sleep on planes at all. I had a 12 hour flight and I think I got 30 minutes of sleep across the whole thing. I felt like utter garbage after the flight and it took me like 3-4 days to feel like myself again.I am sure there are plenty of guys on a 53 man squad who also have trouble sleeping on planes, and even if they can sleep, most people still report feeling very tired after travel. It is just exhausting.
>no football for two more daysGay I wanna shit on other teams some more
>>157681934yeah but you aren't a sleep EXPERT. they are EXPERTS in the field of sleeping and they flew over and said it was fine. trust the sleep science chud.
>>157681895>>157681913Seething jews
>#1 player of 2026>0 tackles 0 sacks 0 pressures
>>157681936There's some cfb on today Mizzou vs Kansas might be decent
>>157681837just sad when people still think Trump gives 2 fucks about them. CTE really warping his brain 'innit
>>157681905
>>157681934This summer I took a red eye to Europe so like 9 hours. Barely slept on the flight and had to push through the first day… But ok to like walk around a museum and drink wine not play a football game. I slept like a baby the first night and woke up fine.If McVay really talked to “sleep experts” and they gave this advice and he listened to them, I am questioning everything I thought I knew about his intelligence.
>>157681932 *{both of which are true of most Chiefies}
>>157680972Stafford is a gunslinger and his whole career has been throwing interceptions. He just choked at the goaline last year and almost choked that one superbowl and bengals team was arguably worst team to make a superbowl since 1995 chargers although 2025 pats are in consideration for that title. Stafford also has two top 10 recievers and after aj brown went down pats roster is arguably bottom 5 wr group. All maye can do is a checkdown or scramble
>>157681752No, my point is it's not just yesterday. He's sucked on 3rd down for a few years now. Slightly better than I remembered for 2025, but the trend is still there.
>>157681952>NFL MVP>155 yards 0 TDs 1 INT> NFL MVP runner up>178 yards 1 TD 3 INTs
>>157681963Even the ones who like to stand outside in the cold and do fent during a game?
>>157681837The Rogan documentary is a good example of how people manipulate the truth to get you to believe in nothing while they seize dark power.
>>157681968It’s a new season baby >>157681969Especially those
>>157681954> Spread: Missouri -5.5 / Kansas +5.5> Over/Under: 51.5 pointsbetting the over and missouri -5.5. they'll win by at least 3 scoresthanks for the reminder anon. my gf will thank you when i take her out to dinner on my betting winnings
>>157681934They were flying in first-class lie-flat beds instead of the seats normal people fly in, tbf.
>>157681753>>157681727>>157681934Gonna have to time you guys out for a bit for the anti science rhetoric. This is a pro basic fucking human decency sub. Take the time to think about what youre going to say before saying it.
>>157681752Kek>>
>>157681968>Dak Prescott in the first three quarters
>>157681969Nothing could be more Nietzschean. You merely exist. They lived
>>157681930PUTA
>>157681954Might as well talk about kids playing at the park. While you're at the park you might run into bitchknees
>>157681934>>157681962to be fair these guys aren’t flying coach
When are we going to stop the revisionist history on Stafford? He wasted a prime megatron and wins a SB and MVP with stacked teams, and people think he's top 10 all time.
>>157682021He’s only getting that sort of hype during his career but it will fade fast, similar to Flacco
>>157681850I wishI've basically accepted that I will never see the wions win an owl or the tigers win the world series
>>157681975Can i watch you two afterwards?
>>157682003I’ve taken trips to Europe first class with the seat that turns into a bed, it doesn’t help as much as you think. You still gotta push through that first day until you get a real nights sleep. And some people just can’t sleep on a flight no matter what,
ngl it was cool as hell to see evans,kittle, cmc and deebo turn back the clock against goliath
>>157682021The Lions instantly got better when they traded him for Goof
>>157682026>there are fans who have never seen their team win a Super BowlGrim
>>157682021it won't stop because the NFL is dead set on the LA market
>>157682035No, they didn’t. Goof won like 2 games. They got better when they got Ben Johnson. Now he’s gone and Goof is back to the bottom half of the division.
>>157682030
>>157682031I can’t sleep in a moving vehicle of any kind. Never could since I was old enough to remember
>>157682034It'll be a different story week 14
>>157682031maybe youre just a pussy ever think of that
How do you expect Drake Maye to win when the defense gives up 13 pts?
>>157682034you forgot trent williams>*huff huff huff*>bro stop stonewallin me nigga im outta breaf from this fuckin low ass oxygen shit this mcvay nigga got me on>*huff huff*>imma... get... me... a damn... tackle....>*passes out from exhaustion*
Welcome to the new Kiwis. We have an this super weird and super cringe Kiwi who has been living on here for the last ten years because he can't find any other humans that like him. Can you PLEASE take this guy out and help him get acquainted with some locals so he has something else to do besides live on here 24/7?This morning he posted the same thing he's been posting for the last ten yearsThat's he's dating someone (this is a big thing for him, it's very important to his self identity that he always pretends he has a girl) etc etcHis post here is basically what he dreams of having so help him get thatFor the last 10 years he's had shit job with coworkers that absolutely hate him, forcing him to hide on hereHew posted pics of his shitty 30 year old piece of shit car literally thinking he's rich because he has the shittiest car on the road He's posted pics of his shitty little lonely apartment and he's posted pics of himself. He's as ugly and cringe looking as you can get, as you would expect So you have you work cut out for you but please get this guy some helpHe's been trying. He forces himself to go to Wed night trivia often, so is trying to make friends. But it's been ten years now and this dude still hasn't made any friends So can you gue please help this guy out and get him some sort of semblance of a life?There is hope because there was one year this dude actually found something that kept him from living on here 24/7. I hope it was a gf or a friend and we were all happy for him. So it's not impossible!
>>157682021see >>157681756they paid Stafford, Megatron and one or two other guys and had college rejects at every other position this is the same organization that thought Dan Orlovsky was capable of being an NFL QB
>Doubs was on field for 15/36 snaps before AJ Brown got hurt, including several 3 WR sets where Brown, Pop, and Hollins were outThe Patriots paid this dude $17 million and he’s not even good enough to be their WR3 and oh yeah now their WR1 is hurt
>>157682052to be fair trent has ALWAYS been excellent dude manhandled myles
I'm not reading all of that
>>157682055Kek
>>157682055Kill KiwisKick KiwisBurn KiwisDestroy Kiwis Murder KiwisGenocide KiwisRape KiwisSalt the earth they walk onThis is also all applicable to leafs and bahama bitches
>>157682066I read all of that and consider myself well informed
What does he do?
>>157682041Lions scored more points than the Bears last year
I guess the silver lining in this is now that the season is over for the rams you cant be disappointed any more so you can just watch the games for fun without the feeling the pressure for them to perform. I think they know it too so they aren't going to even attempt a playoff run. Just focus on a rebuild and maybe we will see em in 3 years after Stafford retires
>>157682089Yeah there's no stress now. A win is a surprise. Patriots fans have to watch close games and wonder if Maye can bring it in :/
>best part of week 1 is the overreactions>always some big brain to remind us that well ackshually it's just week 1
>>157682052Trent Williams I will always love you
Bro typed all that out while standing like this btw keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek plonked
Why hasn't it become the norm to use Alfredo sauce as a dip or sandwich spread?
>>157682055u forgot about the time niggers sent him to the hospital https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>157682100The rational chungus is the worst chungus. It’s more fun to talk ball with know nothing retards like Kiwi than to hear some midwit going on about how “Well, it’s only week 1, you never know, it’s a long season etc.” SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>157682107Because you use it as lube for your dildo you nasty bitch
>>157682118What's wrong with that? My entire family does it.
>tfw too smart to sleep on the plane
>>157682100This. I love shit like saying Sam Darnold had a 100% completion percentage and lead the NFL in all passing stats or how Drew Lock is the only QB to throw 5 passes without an interception
>>157682102This is exactly how I look and I also say what I’m typing out loud and laugh audibly before pressing post. Then I get real serious again
>>157681954>>157681975Kansas is John Brown posting like gigantic faggots so hopefully Miz-oo blows them out.
>>157682112I'm 100% on my picks so far this season unlike almost everyone else here mmhmmmm 'fraid so indeed. The Kiwi has elite ball knowledge and it makes the cazzie mutts seethe
>>157682129Drew Lock is the ONLY QB without a pick this year. Many are saying he will never throw a pick ever again.
>>157682138I would be too but I forgot to change my pick from Rams to Niners
>>157682138The internet has replaced friendships sad
>Thinking these retards can move the Chorgers back to San Diego after building a $3.5 billion training facility in El Segundo.
>>157682138What is this gay shit? We’re on ESPN with 94 members
>>157682167She shouldn't be wearing a bra
>>157678183>>157678120I just realized he looks like a white Kash Patel
>>157682174I hate using the ESPN app so i chose not to join the sports tavern pick em league this year. The interface is just so slow and shit compared to Sleeper
everything about this NFL season so far has been great. except the games, those have been shit
>>157682173I can see the Chorge moving to OC before they move back to SD
>>157682194So you’re like, in special ed competing with 14 retards
>>157682173Depends on who buys the team.
>ninerGODS on their way to save nfl fans from the scams 17-0 media narrative
Ayo dis nigga black fr
>>157682205Their training facility is closer to SoFi than the Rams.
>>157682214We’re all 9er fans today
>>157682208It's just to keep track of my picks. If people post their records from the ESPN league and i post mine from Sleeper it's the same thing shit for brains kek
>>157682192True
>>157682222true and but its not that bad of drive to OC compared to the Rams who have to go through the 405 from the SFV to get to Sofi, so its about even IMO, I don't think they will move Spanos has to Sell first which I don't think he will
>>157682227You’re in the little leagues playing t-ball and I’m in in deep waters with 94 other fierce competitors
1. 49ers2. Seahawks3 - 30. Rest of the league31. PatriotsPower Gap32. Rams
>>1576822503. Chiefs
>>157682217D-mo hell yeah! Mac is loving life in caliwali
>>157682228>I am forgotton
Kek Kiwi is scared of getting exposed for not knowing ball in front of /nfl/ and ran to a random little league of 15 members kek KWAB
>>157682126Half the joke of the original is “to smart”
>>157682246The picks are still made the same. If i hit 70% of my picks correct this year and you're on 62% it doesn't make a difference what app you're on. I'll spiritually win the sports tavern league if i have the most picks correct regardless of wether I'm in it or not. We're in the future and you're behind the times unc
who can stop us?
>>157681735Lmao
>>157682275But misspelling isn't something an intelligent person would do.
Why did the rams keep lining up Garrett against Williams when he was getting fucking buried all game
While you were partying, I studied the blade.
>>157682278Little league pick ‘em winner kek. HANG THE BANNER lmao >I j-just don’t like ESPN, okay!Lmao KWAB
>>157682285
>>15768226033. Chiefs
>>157680086Half those guys the league thought were washed
>>157680086Most of these players will be injured by week 5
>>157682260Hearty laughter at this one anon very funny joke you just made
>>157682217God forbid a white man get a little motion.
>>157682167Name?
>called the nanners win to a T how did he know?
>>157682217Remember how fucking miserable he was on the Patriots?
>>157682301Not Warner, he looked straight up awesome btw
>>157682281Bo nix as he would have last year
>>157682299>>157682313You don’t know what the Lord has planned
>>157682319Brou is a Ball Knower™ like many Ravens fans he has a high IQ and wins pick ems mmhmmmm it's true
>>157682217> born in Jacksonville> goes to Bama> has nothing but "good southern girls" all through youth> goes to Boston, gets uptight brunettes drinking Dunkin > goes to Cali where everyone's job is to be as hot as possible, its always sunny, ABGs everywhereamazing what good pussy does to a man's demeanor> i've seen incels turn into woke feminists because they find a girl that drains their balls daily
>>1576819662021 bengals would dismantle the 2025 patriots. They were a good team everywhere except o line. The fact they almost won that game if not for refball in the last two minutes puts them above pats who only made it because of a pathetic historically easy schedule and bo nix injury then they laid a wet fart in the bowl
juan mcgay looks like he does heavy drugs
>>157682331Burrow vs Maye kek, it’s hilarious even in thought Pastshitters have no idea how lucky they got that season
>>157682330>ABGI've never heard this term before and AI says it means Asian baby girls? I don't get it is there a lot of hot Asian bitches in California?
>>157682319‘ock ‘urdy truthers will inherit the Earth
>>157682034Aiyuk could have been there, too. If he wasn't a self-destructing schizo faggot
>>157682316Zepolila
>>157682327>starts 0-2 again
Hey Rams, just four weeks until your 4-hour buttrapimg in Philly so start getting prepared before all the shelves are cleared out
>>157682347Love how desperate this dude is for a life, he's looking up yours so he has something to dream about
>>157682088yea what playoff seed were they?
>>157681766>Puka had more tackles than Garrett
>>157682288They put him on the right side a few times. I remember him getting cracked in the ribs by CMC
Ok /enefel/ quiz timeYou are an NFL QB who is leading what looks like a game winning drive. You are down 3 with one time out. It’s 3rd&5 from the opposing 16 with 25 second left. You drop back to pass. Do you:A) throw the ball away to give your kicker a chance to tieB) throw at the crossing route and see if your team mate can pick up the first down or maybe even score C) scramble right into pressure and throw the most dogshit disgusting interception off of your back foot that anyone has seen in years?
Windows Spotlight lockscreen is a Da Burrs jumpscare rn Ominous sign…
>>157682260
>>157682328Smartest in the room
>>157682383D) quit and reading a moved on
Kiss the rings
>>157682383Drake Maye here. I choose C which I believe stands for Correct haha.
>>157682340He had another man living in the house he shares with his wife. Very odd fellow. Mayhaps it was the McVay chair all along.
>>157682396They shouldn’t do that, their nasty mouths will besmirch Chiefie excellence. They should kiss my ass instead
Matt Stafford will fall off a cliff.
gm spee
>Drew Lock is the only QB without a turnover right now
>>157682427wish I would fall off a cliff.
>>157682396It's a shame he can't move like that anymore now that his legs are creaky old musty dusty bones with bad ligaments
>>157682396did they win that game?
>>157682436You forget Stetson Bennett and Sam Darnold.
>>157682429It’s noon
Hey Scotty...
>>157682440Be here Tuesday
>>157682442It Stetson Bennett elite?
>>157682444
>>157682438Are you a Lions fan?
>>157682456i'm just tired man
>>157682445I'll be at work but still shitposting every now and then when the Broncos are up multiple scores
>>157682448Better than Ty Simpson
jetlag is a myth disseminated by big airline
>>157682443whatever man
Laughing at the rams. The 49ers are a non entity.
>rams thought trading their young pass rusher for a 30yo guy who only ever beat up on bad OLs in the afc was a good idea
>>157682455Drake Maybe
>>157682462I said Tuesday not Monday. Tuesday is the day after, like picture Wednesday and Thursday but apply it to the days beginning with Monday
why did aaron chudgers say this shit??
>>157682471I'll have you know this guy got through the legendary 2025 Pats Oline
>>157682445the queefs are donemahomo will never be the same player againandy reid is about to go to a retirement homekelce is a podcaster that will enjoy his wife's billionssorry bud, you had a good run, coulda had a 3peat and then kermit could have had a legit argument against brady for GOAT status, but we don't live in that timeline
>>157682471>AFC>bad olines
>>157682476Tuesday here is Monday where you are shit for brains. I don't live in your world you live in my world. Never make this mistake again
>>157682483Ok
>>157682487What are the top three OLines Myles faced last year
>>157682478What if the reason Aaron doesn't want to show us his wife is because she's nineteen years old
>>157680972Chat, are we deadass?
>>157682478This would've been funnier if it actually looked like Aaron Rodgers. Dude looks like a buff Louis Theroux
>>157682489NTA but why are Australians so much more pleasant to talk to than New Zealanders?
>>157682496I know, doesn't he know that the instant a flight lasts longer than six hours it becomes impossible to play Quarterback? Maye has no excuse
>>157682489So if we had sex where you are and then flew back to the US it would be like it never happened 0.o
>>157682396
not a single team to be worried abouteasy season incoming
>>157682508Stop fantasizing about me bitch you'll never have my BWC you've got no chance, no chance in hell
>>157682509He never recovered, sadly. Press F (or S).
>>157682514raiders fan btw
>>157682495How based can one man be?
> Oweh, Jacory Croskey-Merritt and K’Lavon Chaisson all have been cleared to play for Sunday’s opener against the Eagles.When we win by 20 don’t say you weren’t warned
>>157682514Who's your team? The refs -_-
>>157681766>>157682378I'm just glad the Rammies get to enjoy a player of Garrett's caliber for years to come.
ramilia….we got sonned AGAIN
>>157681107Fuck the players, and REALLY fuck the coaches. The FANS are what's important. They're taking away homegames from real fans to pander to casuals that don't understand the game and ex-pats who decided of their own volition to forego any right to be called an american/watch live football. Couldn't care less if a player couldn't nap properly on a plane or if the assistant to leftside linebackers coach has jetlag the fans are the important part.
>>157682526who, who, and who?
>>157682517>Blol>WLmao even>CKek
>>157682526warn this bussy
>>157682514Based Chiefie
>>157682498i used this as a base>>157681819but the ai decided to give him 18 INCH PYTHONS BROTHER when i asked for the chud look for some reason
>>157680972no Maye is a bust because he can't read defenses, relies on his legs too much, makes bad decisions, underthrows his receivers, and cries like a bitch after the game. Stafford is probably washed (unless it really was just Jet lag) but in his prime he played the game at a level Maye will never reach.
>>157682442They're not qualified QBs (need more than 3 minutes of game time)
>>157678144What did the rams do?
I envy my niner and hawk bros. Last year win my chargies won in Brazil on Friday night in Brazil, I could go into opening Sunday with a win already in my pocket. It made the day so sweet.
>>157682545Spent 17 hours huffing each others noxious plane farts and enjoyed it so much they did it again just a day later
>>157682537Ok, get it out
>>157678144>>157682545The staffers must pay...
>>157682490glad you've accepted it, queefie
>>157682564Rams really flew 16 hours, got the belt from San Fran, then got right back on the plane for another 16 hours
>>157682559Me on the left
>>157682520>the least threatening of all
>he watched NFL
if erin donald had made the trip it would've been a much different score
HAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAYYYA
>>157682585cute
>>157682598the schedules are about to find out what a real schedule is
>>157682594>he still thinks voting matters
what treat/junkfood should i buy for sunday? im not much of a junk food person but a treat is in order
>>157682594its nice this dude is so proud about his faggot convention in dallas that made grindr go down
>>157682491BillsBearsJets
>>157682595We don't call him that here
>>157682598steelers, jags, bills, raiderspatriots could be looking at 0-5 if the raiders are competent, but I'll give them the benefit of doubt and say 2-3
>>157682526Eagles to cover is free money
>>157682596Patty MaDicknipple
>>157682616How about a can of sardines?
>>157682616patti's logs
>>157682630What does this mean? I don’t speak Vegas
>>157682616Ice cream
>>157682571>box score stats>powered by pffWhat
>flying 24hrs before a game is the optimal strategy, we tested this for 2 YEARSLMFAOOOOOO HAJAHAHAHAHAHHAHASHASD
>>157682616What did you do to deserve a treat
>>157682648Didn’t ask plus not my problem
>>157682642>he's a 'deenz guysm8 you've gotta get on the 'chovies bandwagon white ones especially are fucking elite
So clearly the Rams were banking on Garrett needing to be double covered all game and that doesn't seem like it's necessary. What happens to Shula's defense if Faggot Mongrel Donald also doesn't need to be double covered (because he and Myles are geriatrics on social security)???
>>157682655I made it to another season>>157682642deenz aren't junk
>>157682651You should read it as "sponsored by."
>>157682616Chocolate covered pretzels
>>157682616Buy this bussy.
>>157682661they're always too salty :(
Aaron Donald just retired
kek ramspacos raped and gapedmuh superteammuh #1 most likely to win the superbowlkekaroo
both those games were hard to watch. and been watching soccer and baseball all summer..
>>157682686Imagine how much money Vegas made on all the LA retards betting the rams to win the owl at +600
>>157682648It means that he believes that the Eagles will win by six or more points.
>>157681107Gruden has never been wrong. And that's why they blackballed his ass.
>>157682695Why would the raiders make money on that, idiot
>AJ Brown will miss week 4 Bills game.
>>157682708Piracy dumbass
>>157682559Mfw walking into the redzone thread on Sunday
>>157682616Can't go wrong with Pizza or Wings. I'll see what I'm craving on that day, though.
>lose game>14 hours flight home>1 toilet>you n 2 others have to poop same time>forced to huddlebutt and line up buttholes above bowl so none of you misshow terrible
I hope the Giants shitstomp dem boyz i feel like it's gonna be a sneaky great game
>>157682737Y-yeah…terrible…
The only modern ball knower
Rams are still on the plane btw
>>157682737They brought patti with them for log disposal so it's fine
rams can still go undefeated right
>>157682763LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>157682791On the road or maybe against the afc
>>157682758ol slick nick
>>157682758BASED
Is rock elite?
>>157682719what a plump dumper
>>157682816Always was
>>157682763That recycled air is approximately 70% noxious protein farts right now mmhmmmm getting real musty up there
>>157682816I think he is a very good QB. The word elite is thrown around too much and I reserve that for the top ~4 QBs of the league. He think he is in the top 10 currently and mostly has been. The team is just constantly injured and he himself gets injured or banged up, and availability is part of it but assuming he is healthy I just think he is a good player.He needs to stop the throw 1 dumb INT before unlocking his powers every game though.
>>157682738How many visits?
>>157681713>I was wrong. I'll take the L.>But their idea was scientifically backed and peer-reviewed.>And the 8ers "are a better team right now" so it didn't actually matter to the outcome whether the idea was right or not.Fauci didn't really lose...
>>157682838List your top 4 so I can get angry or laugh
>>157682763They won't be jet lagged once they get home right?
>>157681897This SUPER SEXY HIGH VALUE STATUS SYMBOL checks her phone two dozen times per day to make sure OTHER MEN are liking her photos online!
>>157682737Then you human centipede the shit out
>no nfl games on friday or saturday>cfb games todaywtf
>>157682816Rock is pretty good tbhwy
>>157682894and now we know why it never happened before
>>157682899You don't watch high school concussionegg?
>>157682892
>>157682894>only two updootscmon now
>Not going early to acclimate to Australia What the fuck were they thinking
>>157682869I am just gonna tell you I think Burrow is elite and that is my litmus test.
>>157682923This. So much this. Do better r/nfl.
>>157682938trust the science
>>157682938>the staffers have betrayed me
its like the rams have never flown in their lives kektheir trick MIGHT have worked if they flew and IMMEDIATELY played but the second you go to bed you're fucked
>>157681107I’m more upset that my Rams played like shit and apparently that costed us a home game.
>pooa ded >pooper slush gets the start
>>157682975damn your stupid
I figured out how to make pizza huts burnin hot buffalo sauce through lots of trial and error, so I'm frying wings for the Bills Texans game.
>>157682985rams dont have home games
>>1576829381+1=3. The plan was to stay on West Coast time by traveling at the last minute. turns out just getting their early is smarter
>>157682938It's just a 17 hour time zone difference. We'll be fine.
>>157682985Rams haven't played a home game in 11 years.
>>157682985>Rams >Home games
I’ve got nothing
>>157681819Absolute Basedman
>>157683031penix is a go?
>>157683031Didn’t they use a top 10 pick on a quarterback not that long ago? Why not use him?
>>157683034cooper rush
>>157683001post recipe
>>157683031Why is that org such a basket case? Is it the natural order of the NFCS?
*goes tua chiropracta*
>>157683034
>>157683031Can’t believe the thing that was always going to happen, happened
>>157683045toom literally devoured their souls like a warp demon
>>157683040rev up those>pooper flushposts for /redzone/ boys
>>157683001Never had it before but congratulations anon.
>>157683031Has Pooa played a full season yet?
>>157681819I always liked Rodgers since his Super Bowl run. We'll probably never see his insane deep ball accuracy again.
>>157683057they have souls in the NFCS?
>>157683076You haven’t seen me play ;)
>>157683031got a concussion during practice for old times sake
I wish I could have some payza n wangz this weekend
>>157683031He’s done
updated
i was too young to remember 9/11 directly but my earliest memory of anything is watching the shock and awe bombing campaign on Baghdad in 2003 on tv
your thoughts on bears @ panthers?
>>157683137two teams that will miss the playoffs unfortunately
>>157683121What’s stopping you?
>>157683130Heh
>>157683150my mom said no
>>157682738DEM BOYZ are gonna bootyblast the gnats and jerruh will buy new york after they win
>>157682719tortas look like that?
I think the only good defenses the Patriots face this year are the Vikings and Broncos.
>>157682738>>157683171Giants will sacrifice their season defeating dem boyz and the rammies.
WTF steelers just CUT aaron rodgers for his chuddy remarks
Who's more overrated, Maye or Gayleb?
does anyone else here understand the playoff implications of what san francisco did last night? do yall even care? or are you just obsessed with trump
>>157683186he wont send out a single hay penny to anyone even if he wanted to some blue haired “judge” in punxstuwentany will block it and have it in litigation for years
>>157683203Playoffs?PLAYOFFS?I'm hoping they can win a game!
Who the heck is Cooper Rush?
If Stafford beats the Giants next week, he is HIM and week one was a fluke by the evil private jetIf Maye beats the Steelers next week, he is a hack fraud fuck you i hate you i hate you i hate you
>rams get raped and gaped>rampacos start seething about orange manKEK
>>157683232cowboys legend
>>157683243t. jew
>>157683232What happened to Penis jr?
>>157683243It's his fault he should have issued an executive order preventing the 49ers from scoring points
>pats have an epic collapse>rams manage to fuck up even worse and make everyone forgetkekking @ calipacos
>>157683251Allegedly injured in reality just really bad
>>157683243There are no Rams fans wtf are you talking about?
>>157683232honestly hes a better qb to penis or tua
>>157683265sure about that?
>>157683202DJ Moore could have caught that but he gave up
>>157683164I’ll fuck her good for you and become your new dad so I can override her ruling.
>>157683186You lost tranny
>>157682923cowards
>>157683251injured his bussy
>>157683279The defender was in front of him and barely got there
>>157683251Glass QB but he beat the Ducks once so that was apparently good enough to draft him.
>>157683279>still using this cope
>>157683279What's your cope going to be when he has 1200+ yds and 12 tds going to be?
>>157683276THIGHA
>>157683202Looks like the receiver stopped running. He was in a good position relative to the defender, he could have beaten him to the ball.
>>157683320He lost weight
>>157683344>still trying this cope
FOR THE FIREMAN
rams just got dealt a bad deck of cards for last nights game. Its not their fault
9ers are winning the chip
the twist is that the rams were right and the 9ers would have won by 40 if they flew yesterday
>>157683387they did their 2 year research though?
>>157683387This. The NFL should overturn the loss to a no contest.
Rams loss gives the Browns the #1 overall pick
>>157683394If Mike Evans says you need the time for your body to adjust, you listen to him.
so the rams are a fanbase made up of mexicans and the niners are a fanbase which also has mexicans, right?
>>157683394Sure
Almost every single superbowl team has one really bad game in their season that makes people question if they are really that good. I have no doubt that the rams are going to dominate the league in due time. 14-3 inbound with a steamroll in the playoffs and a lombardi trophy in february, everyone itt can get fucked
>>157683407mike evans doubters looking real dumb
>>157683412Yes except the Rams don't have fans
>>157683429He's gonna be hurt again in 4 weeks
>>157683412rasm fanbase is made up of Kroenke Sports and Entertainment employees
>>157683432Rams 100% have a solid fan base. They just don’t have a shit ton of nationwide bandwagoners like the 49ers and their big brother the Dallas Cowboys
>>157683448Lol. Lmao even
>>157683429He's obviously a great addition to the team it's his prone to injury that's a concern
>>157683448BOOM! roasted
>>157683412Raiders are the mexican fanbase. 49ers capture the larger demographic from the area
>>157683448>Rams 100% have a solid fan base
>>157683448kek, good one anon
>>157683407God the Rams defense is a wall, you're not sneaking one ball past these men of steel
>>15768342438yr old Stafford emptied the tank last year. It's over. >>157683448>nationwideTheir fans just travel well.
>>157683471It's amazing how dumb people are
New>>157683478>>157683478>>157683478
>Ctrl+F Vikings>1 result
Threadcuck do your job
>>157683412>the rams are a fanbase
>>157683412The Niners fanbase has moved to Oregon, Nevada, Arizona, and Colorado.
>>157683370>stillFirst time I've considered that clip and said this. I'm not a bears fan. But where's the lie?
>>157683468>Raiders are the mexican fanbaseno, that's dem soismost raiderpacos have fled to other teams or sports (like pacoswing)
San Diego was the mexican fanbase before it was destroyed. Oakland was always the black californians' team. Not sure where the San Diego diaspora ended up going.
>>157683673There was one old guy in the barrio with a light blue truck and house but otherwise every shermano I ever met was an avowed raiders fan just like the nogs.
