This week's UCL results:>Tuesday 8th SeptemberClub Brugge 2-3 Aston VillaPorto 0-2 Manchester City>Wednesday 9th SeptemberLiverpool 2-1 Atletico MadridNapoli 0-1 Arsenal>Thursday 10th SeptemberManchester United 4-0 Sabah FKThis weekend's Premier League fixtures:>Saturday 12th September15:00: AFC Bournemouth v Brentford15:00: Aston Villa v Nottingham Forest15:00: Chelsea v Hull City15:00: Crystal Palace v Ipswich Town15:00: Liverpool v Fulham17:30: Tottenham Hotspur v Everton (Sky Sports)20:00: Sunderland v Arsenal (TNT Sports)>Sunday 13th September14:00: Coventry City v Brighton & Hove Albion (Sky Sports)16:30: Manchester United v Manchester City (Sky Sports)>Monday 14th September20:00: Leeds United v Newcastle United (Sky Sports)
>>157678960Anime
Bruh
Anime
the aw jig
>>157678968>>157678994forbidden on spee
What is epl? Europea Pro Lacrosse?
>>157679177European Penis Length (superior)
>>157679177the english premeer league
>>157678991think i might know how this happened
Hull City has been fined £30,000 by the Football Association for homophobic chanting by a section of supporters during February’s FA Cup tie with Chelsea.The club has accepted a charge for breaching FA Rule E21, been warned about future conduct and issued with an action plan.Hull City condemns, in the strongest possible terms, the offensive and inappropriate language used by the supporters responsible. The ‘rent boy’ chant in question is recognised as a homophobic slur and its use may constitute a hate crime.
>>157679267>can’t even all rent boys rent boys anymoresad state of affairs
>Mikel Arteta says he deliberately sabotaged Arsenal's match preparations during pre-season to prepare them for the campaign. He caused travel delays, turned up the temperature in the dressing room, removed massage tables, delayed meals etc.
>>157679366He won the league, so this new gimmick is fine
>>157679267Hope Hull rape them.
>>157678991>no self-righting mechanismshiggy diggy
>>157679397For me, it's Stinger!
>>157679267>The ‘rent boy’ chant in question is recognised as a homophobic slurI like how they mentioned exactly what it was as though to clarify Hull hadn't came up with some new chant like 'Chelsea supporters like gay anal sex'
>>157679267>februaryWhy just now?
>>157679267Hull have definitely been the main protagonists of the EPL this season.
>>157679267Isn't homosexuality considered okay in britain? How can calling someone a homo be considered a hate crime then?
>>157679267Homo occupied government
>>157679526Something can be true and also classed as a hate crime, for example if I say Liverpool fans are almost entirely to blame for the deaths at Hillsborough this would be considered hate speech because of course it was the fault of Margaret Thatcher
>>157679589>>157679605curse about to strike
Thatcher died not knowing who or where she was.
as will you
>>157679592Oh i see, i get it now
>no friday game>no 12:30 kickoff too>my man united play late as fuck in this cunt
>>157678991saar built land rover/range roversneed ratcliffe or dyson to buy them out and make JLR great again
Will my spurs win ever again…
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>>157680397Will the service reach Korea??
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>>157680796been having a hard time lately glad I saw this crudely drawn cartoon
>>15768001012:30 match was moved back to 8:00pm because of CL
>>157681124breakfast ruined
>>157679483thanks lad. we try our best.
>>157680796which team has the highest xItsOver/90
hey guys; just to let you know, pedro neto has signed a new 5-year deal with chelsea
https://www.watfordfc.com/news/2026/september/11/official-antonio-joins-the-hornets/>Watford FC are delighted to complete the signing of experienced forward Michail Antonio.>The 36-year-old joins as a free agent and boasts extensive experience of football in European competition, the Premier League and the Sky Bet Championship.>Head Coach Alessio Dionisi plans to use that wealth of experience to complement the Championship’s youngest average starting line-up from a playing, mentoring and coaching perspective.Jesus Christ, Watford
how will this game work exactlythey cant both not have the ball
Hull City supporters at Stamford Bridge, 1966
>>157681808Wounder how many in the picture are still alive to attend their next match versus chelshit
you know remember raheem sterling>roadman gimmick at 31grim, thank god he's retired nowadays imagine if he posted this shit 5 years ago
>>15768192060 years ago, so maybe the teenagers and a few in their 20s then.I'll be in the mud in 60 years most likely. Heck.
>>157681940I thought someone had edited his Wikipedia for a joke to say he'd had 8 games at Feyenoord. Surely Saudi Arabia calls?
>>157681940I see Raheem is preparing himself for a career in drill. Or drug dealing.
>>157681959he did play for feyenoord but they ripped his contract iirc
>>157682054hide your white daughters, they'll be flinging themselves at him
aw is so damn bitter it's seeping out of every pore
>>157678960Enzo F and Haaland have good chemistry on the pitch and clearly like each other off the pitch as well (Haaland didn't like or comment on any other transfer this year besides Enzo). Anderson also looks good which is funny considering his scuffles with Haaland and Enzo at the World Cup. I'm just worried Donnarumma is going to fuck up at some point and hand an opposing team a goal at some point with his poor footwork. Even if they don't win any trophies this year, Man City will probably be strong favorites next year.
>>157679605Deserved
>>157682312>Donnarumma is going to fuck up at some point and hand an opposing team a goal at some pointIt's a guarantee, the only question is how often it will happen.
>>157679397Hypnodisc was based. Razer got rigged by Tornado cheating (well not legally but spiritually). Chaos 2 was based tho never sure if it was a bloke or a woman. Juggernaut was fun. Diementer was fun too.
>>157680679There is another cute South Korean girl who does Spurs stuff but I can't remember her name. Yummy at least speaks some English.
>Brentford>Villa>Chadsea>Draw>Liverpoop>Spurs>SunderGODS>Brighton>Cheaty>DrawEasy money.
>>157678960>SATURDAYAston Villa 2-0 Nottingham ForestBournemouth 3-1 BrentfordChelsea 6-0 Hull CityCrystal Palace 1-2 Ipswich TownLiverpool 2-2 FulhamSunderland 3-1 ArsenalTottenham Hotspur 2-1 Everton>SUNDAYCoventry City 3-2 Brighton & Hove AlbionManchester United 3-1 Manchester City>MONDAYLeeds United 4-1 Newcastle United
Only 8 more sleeps until the BASED international break.
>>157682422>VillaCould see it>MememouthCan't see it>ChelseaCould see it>IpswichCould see it>LiverpoolCan't see it>SunderlandCould see it>SpursCould see it>CoventryCould see it>UnitedCould see it>LeedsCan't see itNOT easy money.
>>157681945But what IF you don't die, everyone around you; your loved ones, friends, anyone else who knows you, they will all see you die, you as well will see them ALL DIE. But you, as in YOU, will never see yourself die. Your consciousness will always seek to exist, because a consious being can never experience non existance. Perhaps (you) will finally see everton relegated
>manager gets manager of the month>new £10m winger turns his car over>club gets fined for bullying gaysanother kino day for the mighty tigers
>>157683122you're new so you won't know this but just be careful talking about that club West London Blue fools them for a bit if they must be discussed
where does this gimmick of 'you can't talk about chelsea' even come from.
>>157683580some autistic twat, like everything else on here
>>157683580One sperg who has pushed it for years and falsely claims you'll get banned for talking about Chelsea.
Since you weren't being candid and blatantly replied to yourself people did get banned for it back in the day, same as the Y-word, probably still not a thing still though.
>>157683738this was just in retaliation for "aw" unabbreviated being banned thoughbeit
>>157683613>>157683615Oh.>>157683738Still not seeing any 'banned for talking about Chelsea'. The 'racism' words you guys like to spit around get banned, yes, but talking about Chelsea doesn't get you banned.
It's. A. Slur.
quick reminder that Liverpool don't spend but this week became the first club in football history to field three £100m players
It's funny tho. The fact you're dictating what people can and can't do is obviously lost on you.
>>157683822The 'meme' in question, btw. You don't need audio, you can read what they're saying if you're not a cockgobbling retard.
>>157683580It started as just a simple joke. Iirc it was when Todd was on his billion dollar spend-a-thon and Chelsea weren't really getting any criticism about how shit they were playing as well. But obviously some fucking autist just took it too far and kept fucking going on and on and fucking on about it. As usual.
>>157683738You still get banned for the Y and K word
>>157679261Get on my level
>>157679605I hope this award finds nally distracts everyone from his incredibly young girlfriend
C'MONC'MON BOYRUN AROUND THAT TRACK NAO BOYUSE EM POWERFUL HAUNCHESTHAS IT NAO
>>157683795Pretty sure the guy posting the ban is the same sad cunt who pushes the "you get banned for talking about Chelsea" gimmick.
>>157683915If there's grass on the field, play ball.
>>157683976Oh right, every post you happen to get upset about is from the same poster, okay.
yeah you tell him [made up poster who totally exists to justify my autism]
Some lovely stats for /epl/, ok: >Bournemouth are the first side in Premier League history to be leading their first three matches and not win >Phil Foden hasn’t scored for Man City in the Premier League since December 2025 >Martin Ødegaard has the record for most non-penalty goals (15) from a midfielder in a single Premier League season (22/23) >Elliot Anderson completed more passes (143) than the entire Coventry team put together last weekend - also a record for an English player >Chelsea have scored in the opening five minutes in all three of their Premier League games this season >Hull are the first newly-promoted top-flight team to keep three clean sheets in their first three games >Crystal Palace put three goals past Fulham in a 3-2 win last weekend, all scored by left-backs (Mitchell x 2, Chilwell)
>>157683931>Sir "Jim" Ratcliffe is currently in the midst of a bitter dispute with Olympic gold medalist Sir Ben Ainslie, over who owns the racing yacht Ainslie captained at the 2024 America’s Cup. >According to court filings, Ratcliffe’s underling, Man United director Rob Nevin, accosted Ainslie on the day of the America’s Cup final, demanding he hand over the boat after the race and telling him: "If you don’t give Jim what he wants, he will burn your house down."
>>157684215Wouldn't be too sure about that, Jim used all his kindling and matches burning down United lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
haha yeah
>>157684215Uncle Jim always gits what he wants, boy. Now hand over that booty, don't be shy.
>>157684155>>Phil Foden hasn’t scored for Man City in the Premier League since December 2025He should've had a goal on the final day but he got robbed by VAR because his arse was offside
>>157684155>Martin Ødegaard has the record for most non-penalty goals (15) from a midfielder in a single Premier League seasonSurely Balloon D'Or winners Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard and Graeme Sounesshave this record?
>>157684235bit harsh!
>>157684155Is that odegaard stat real?There is no other midfielder who outscored him? Not even kdb?
>>157684315Seems it, ESPN repeated it yesterday
>>157684315PL's own website says he scored 15 goals in 21/22 but I'm guessing one of them was a penalty. You need to add all these caveats in in order to give it to Odegaard.
>>157684405Also 7 of these 15 goals were direct free kicks
>>157684405>I'm guessing one of them was a penaltyNone of them were. It's a bit like when Tim Krul made 14 saves against Spurs, but somehow DDG holds the record because, after Krul's match, he made *checks notes* 14 saves in a match.
>>157684215I don't believe this story is true, but I hope that it is. Jim is based beyond belief.
looks like Wet Spam are coming straight back up
>>157685161along with my Wrexham Red Dragons and Birmingham City Blues
>>157685505>Wrectum>promotionThey got twatted 6-0
>>157678991Motability status?
>>157680796How often do they say we're back?
aw and mantroony are massive faggots, fuck chelshit and lil bro sunderland too
Another weekend of intriguing match-ups for the promoted clubs
>>157685567my mighty red dragons of the wrexham FX special deadpool will find their way
>>157683830you're being a bit insensitive to man united fans
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!?!?
can't think of anything sadder than pretending to be dave
