Young gurp editionSome games I've highlighted over the weekend (all games CEST)>Saturday00:30 Racing Louisville - Gotham13:30 Paris FC - Lyon13:45 West Ham - LCL19:00 Atletico Madrid - Barcelona>Sunday13:00 Manchester United - Chelsea14:00 Suttgart - Wolfsburg15:00 Liverpool - Spurs15:45 Arsenal - Crystal Palace16:00 Frankfurt - Hoffenheim19:30 Aston Villa - Manchester City
>>157684100
>>157684170One of the saddest videos of all time
>>157684100really nice thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPfjs9N9ocM
Reposting
In the Norwegian Toppserien something weird is happening. Aalesund won the scrub league last year and was promoted to Toppserien. Our top league has been dominated by Brann, Vålerenga, Rosenborg and LSK for the last few years, but Aalesund is forcing its way to Champions League at this rate. They're clearly at second place with 12 victories, 1 draw and 2 losses in 15 games. 28-year old Sunde somehow scoring 22 goals and leading the chart with an insanely large margin. This was your yearly Norwegian report
>>157684100Traction alopecia is real.
>>157684435
>>157684100My girl!
>>157684485delet pls.
>>157684100>00:30 Racing Louisville - GothamStarting in one bing. Free on NWSL+ for outside USA.Come watch gurp!
>>157685618ok
>>157685618she scored! nice goal!
>>157685730>>157684837Perhaps better than this!First league goal to go with a bunch of assists.
>>157685740
>>157685740>>157685781
so you guys basically goon all day?
Another episode of Bergering.
>>157685786We Guun all day
you guys ever watch the 4cc? the PES-based game where each team has (i think) 3 superstar players with max stats and then 8 players with average statsthis gotham team is a bit like that.
>>157685857>FettfriCLEARLY mislabeled
>sham kerr
>>157686591Hamstring...?It's Gurover
>>157686613didn't look too serious, looked like crampi think she could have continued if needed but they subbed her off as a precaution
I found a Belgian Beth Mead who plays basketball
prospect of Arsenal ladies this seasonthey look strong with all the new additions I don't know where else to discuss about them as /arse/ are strictly gay gooners only
>>157686016Don't know what that is, but NWSL squads generally have a few world class players, a couple of has beens that are still decent in this kind of league, a few solid starting/bench players, and a bunch of constantly rotating liter whos.Makes the parity in the league impressive, but there are no year in year out teams like Chelsea or Bayern to bet the farm on.
>>157689337it's 4chan cup hahah the board culture it's fun where they simulate modified Pro Evo game with each board representatives
>>157689297this is what I'm currently playing in the career mode in FC26 hahahI just improved the left flank that's all
>>157689346That reminds me of an old clan battle, 4chan vs. some tumblr/9fag site.Opposing clan had tryouts and long practices over months using top shelf alienware computers.4chan had a thread an hour before it started and took whoever replied using whatever 90s thinkpads and Ti-83 calculators they could find.4chan autists lol win.
>>157686591Guro often times seems...special?
>>157689407yeah Tribes Ascend against leddit
>>157689297Arsenal has long been a favorite here, but Beth Sneed and Katie McKill leaving has been a major development.Squad is strong, they were sort of coming off the bench last season anyway, but hard to lose longstanding pillars.I think Chelsea and Man City may falter this year and it is Arsenal's best chance to take the title again.
>>157689479thanks, rofl
>>157684704>28-year old SundeWelcome to Thotenfjord!
>>157684435Good Guro goals!I miss the comfy old venues. The premier league stadiums are too cavernous and empty. The local events had fans loudly supporting full stadiums.
>>157686089A shame if the Sanchez slappy doesn't get a wWCUP call up after dominating the domestic league. Don't know the number, but she was high on the assist leaders too.Herr Hayes with 15 forwards to pick from...
>>157685857>>157686151I dunno, I was able to pick a ripe one up at the store.
>>157689297They probably had the strongest transfer window. Should win WSL with a squad like that
>>157684100how do I get such a girlfriend
>>157691249Be a cute girl.
>>157690825blinky thighs mmm
>>157685785Nice one
>>157691325my suffering is unending
>>157684100that's almost an babygurp
Poppy and Godfrey starting
>>157691942best girls
>>157689755west ham's stadium is comfycan see some lads chucking some rubbish in a skip in the background
commentator said having alexia putellas in the team is like having kelly smith
LCL lucky to not be down
>>157692781barca frauds getting exposed hard
>>157692778orange
>>157692789It's even worse because West Ham looked like absolute dooky against Spurs. Barely had a shot on goal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the city of london
THE GLUE FACTORY BECKONS
mapi pacemogged
Shocking diagonal pass from Van de Donk led to that goal
>United made LCL look like prime BarcaMakes you think
What does she do?
>>157692926Yeah, but don't tell the manager that. Don't want her subbed and missing out on Fantasy points
>>157692954good question, wondering that myself
>>157692954Keeps huebro alive
>puta
Van de Donk megawashed
those Barca has beens always been carried by the systems they are nothing without it hahahah
>>157684485beff is getting seriously skullmogged here
>>157692778How do we stop the dottirs from taking over Toppserien?
Insanely good pass, run and finish
Just how bad was ManU last week?
>>157693358Shockingly bad, believe me
I stand by LCL to win the league prediction. They'll grow into the season.
dreamt mourinho was coaching chelsea women. he was going to sign my crush but she was hit by an explosion on 9/11 and died. i got choked up while interviewing him about what happened and then i woke up crying
>>157693511remember that time when he got banned from a CL game and so they snuck him into the dressing room in a laundry basket haha
Lmao the same goal like against United
DONKONK
Why does she wear the mask?
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>157692921grandma
>>157693547lel
LCL bought Diani, Anyomi and Kafaji, only to use DVD as a striker
>losing to wet spam
>>157693734While Goodwin is on the bench
Generational performance by Alexia Putellas
how did italy suddenly get so good
So this is the power of Putellas when she's not playing against part-time bartenders/baristas or students.
>>157692954>he fell for the spain meme
>>157692778Them shorts
Why did Arsenal buy Almeida when they have a generational talent in Reid?
>>157696578>Katie Sneed
>>157696578>Katie Sneed>formerly Chuck's
>>157684100that's a toddler!MODS MODS
>farcelona
The winning bid for Alexia's used jersey from her debut LCL game.https://www.londoncitylionesses.com/product-page/matchworn-26-27-alexia-putellas-home-shirt-manchester-united
>>157697464imagine the post-nut regret
Barcelona squeezes out a win against Atletico. Who the fuck are these players on their bench though
>>157699539idk any of them
>>157700063that lad has bigger tits than anyone on wolfsburg
>>157684100Holy cuteness, Batman! Who is she
We are witnessing plays never before seen
>>157701521Hypnotised the defence.
>>157701440Susan Dunklee
>>157686089Bit unfair that they've got a bloke in there
>>157701521>Trick plays against African teams
>>157692718That is what I prefer.
>>157686661Guro has been regularly subbed ~65 minutes so hopefully just as you say.
>>157701521>>157708505>duuuuuuhhhhhh
>>157684100I vants a cute gurp.
>>157701521For me, it's number 8
>>157712997Other teams could learn from Arsenal's committment to tight white shorts
Manchester United - Chelsea in 18 bings
>>157713770over 10 years after Rio and I yet still have to witness period blood leaking through white shorts which allegedly seems to be a huge problem
Chelsea unexpectedly starting Lexi Potter (who thought this graphic was a good idea?)
>janssenNÜSKEN
SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE SJOEKE
Yeah, United is getting relegated
Still no Höbinger starting. I hate that fucking fraud Gaz
>>157714360
>moidchester
ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
Janssen is so bad
not looking good for the cute united manager
Why can I not get any of my friends into women's soccer?>Hey not only are the women all hot and thin but the US has been dominant as fuck for a decadeAnd no one gives a fuck.
>man poo
>arsenal v palace on bbc2Nice.
>>157714549
FIVE
>>157714810Kyra!
>>157714810why are they benching my girl smilla?
>>157714998Anti-Scandi bias
BIG TINKA DOWN NO
Tinka down!
THE GOATGAUPSET
G U R P S E T
Spuds women doing better than the men.
Baum is so left-footed that it's crazy. Makes Guro seem ambipedal
>>157714998Soon.
>>157716461Didn't realise she was only 19, thought she was well into her 20s.
I held my tongue when Kop was being sus in the first half, but holy shit get Panengstuen in there
Vinberg still playing...
Arsenal picking up from last season, tons of possession and chance and cannot score.
>>157716929Russo fluff that chance give Cerci a chance to show how to put it in she's a lethal one
Finally Holdt in
>>157717326Does more in 10 seconds (literally) than Vinberg did the entire game
Any day now Arsenal.
>>157717526Bring on Stina or Frida, they'll score.
Don't think any of Spurs or Liverpool is happy with 1 point
FUCKING TROLLBARWatching Arsenal now btw
>>157717654this like watching the men against Napoli in CL hahah
Misa look like a female Raya tho hahaha
I think Frida needs to look for a new club.
>>157718144I know of another North London club she can try
>>157718144SHE'S IN
zzzzzzzz Smith is too inexperienced why force things just play our way calmly
>I can't score
Wubben-Moy with absolute elite defensive move thereArsenal need to stop pussyfooting it's more down to quality of techniques more than anything
>ARSELELSO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Can you imagine if Arsenal had a great German goalscorer on their team? Someone with a proven track record of scoring alot. Haha just a dream
>>157718317heh you see the problem with arselel is that they always try to walk it in
>>157718382yeah can't believe she's left out of the squad wtf was Renee thinking is she not fit yet?
Wolfsburg beat Stuttgart 2-0. Some say it was all thanks to Bjelde
imagine having 0 points after 6 games- couldn't be turbinni haha
City - Aston Villa in 30
>>157718696Little queen
the title race is a two horse race between Manchester City and London CityArsenal and Chelsea fighting for 3rd
>>157720819The London City that lost to West Ham and barely beat a gutted United?
>>157720897Yeah, they're growing into the season.
>>157721017More like half of their squad will grow into a nursing home by the end of the season
Fowler <3
>aston poolla
There goes my Fantasy points
>>157714117:)
>>157693597Van de Donk? More like van de DorkMiss her
>>157737769Spanked the lad's arse
>>157714099>>157714516Usually its just one critical Janssening error that leads to a loss, but looked like 3 of the goals were directly related to Jansenning. Perhaps she needs a move to LCGF.
>>157724764Always enjoyed her tiny yet violent attitude.
>>157714531Nobody I know gives any shits about football.Trying to promote the recent mwcup was met with general indifferenceOutside of barely caring at all about gymnastics or figure skating every 2 years nobody gives a shit about women's athletics otherwise.
>>157740402always enjoyed when the big girls bullied her
women have massive asses i cant imagine running with half your body bouncing around like that
>>157737769
>buyern
>>157744017How did Freya keep her breasts?
bok bok bokBayern Hunkjønn
>>157744218what do you mean? were you expecting them to fall off?
>>157744239Younger players have some babyfat which results in massive milkers. When they get more fit the milkies shrink. This is all science
>>157744368wtf? i hate science now!
based sport1 still listing her as A. Sehitler
Need Mattner to save this shitshow
Shehitler scored. wat nou?
>>157744583
Her name is ALARA, just want to make it clear that it's NOT Shehitler
Anamarija got the preggs. It's the end!
>>15774493310/10
>>157744583What was the Final S...core?
>>157747462at least steenfu did it with dignity
>>157741118>People like me because I force them to, with violence
>>157713770
>>157754672clear red. this is a case of >i know I'm too little, pathetic and weak so I go straight for the knee
>>157754686>straight for the kneeDidn't initially notice Horan already had massive knee strapping
I can only think about her
>>157741118
>>157754735>tfw when you will never see the Roord VanDeDonk bdsm videos...
>>157754829yjk in thebbedroom it's the other way around. little people have a sadistic nature
>>157747462slutta career end btw
>>157755083She's just "taking a break this year". Surely she'll be back. :)
>>157755143my girl asmita scored for lelcester on the weekend
>>157755466
>>157747462d'Oro weirer replaces Erik the Lesser as the ARD expert
>>157755083kokbroken
Please keep posting browns
>>157756622
>>157755476Cute!
have you ever tried watching the japanese league? is it interesting?
>>157744583>>157754590HS
>>157757949If I were coach I only would let train this
>>157757949How has she ended up in this position.
>>157758725angry dottir
>>157759688Phwoar.
>>157759688Hnnnnnggggggghhhhhhhhhh
>>157755083Hate Slutta
>>157761211Puzzie
>>157761250went to a supermarket in berlin once and it was covered in stccikers and graffitibizarre
>>157761265Berlin is Berlin
>>157761250My tits to to right!
Soon
>>6234837Soon!
>>157762292>>>/wsg/6234837
>snow slags
>>157757949yummy
little thea almost eaten by the watermark
>>157765807Why doesn't she just nutmeg herself under the opposition players?
England really shat the bed on this one.
>>157761250>go to the Gwinn store>buy some Guros>...>profit?
>>157757265No, but sometimes the lower stakes leagues are more intenseReminds me to start watching some USA college footy.
>>157762316she's so koll
>>157766344smol
>>1577663724U
>>157766334Tjenare!
>>157768243I GOT THE FEVER!https://youtu.be/W43aQxzjyeM?t=62&si=zur9JuXImF50yAW3
>Poortugal
You know I had to do it to em
>>157769776Is this official?
>>157769856yesi am soccerdonna
Bjelde
Hopefully Manaka will get healthy soon. I'm buzzing to see her breathing life into this wasteland filled with James
>>157770910sonia operates a strict one in, one out waifu policyso expect her to to play instead of sjoeke
All players of colors and races are beautiful
>>157769453Little monke
>>15777143150 - 50 men wth?
Top 10 Footballers:1. Gurp2. Julie Blakstad3. Thea Bjelde4. Thea Kyvåg5. Signe Gaupset6. Alyssa Thompson7. Giulia Dragoni8. Alayah Pilgrim9. Sarah Mattner10. Katie ReidNo Norwegian or recency bias detected
>>157771589how come they're all white or lightskin?
>>157771637I don't see race
>>1577715891. Gurp always
>>157771431>>157771540I wanna go into the jungle with strange looking men!
>>1577715891 gurp2 thea
>>157771589>>157771681>>157771950all these are definitely the same poster
>>157771967I'm two of them
>>157771967I wish
sjoeke bjelde dottir gwinn are the big 4 with various others as the supporting cast
>>157769453>that pose>that club
>>157771681>1. Gurp alwaysThe correct answer.
>>157771492Hope Sandberg and Zigiotti haven't been mentally ruined with 'Nam flashbacks to the first two league matches...
>>157775713Congrats!
Oh no footbros...
>>157775713now that's based
>>157776593grimi
Our women are ugly
>>157776642flag checks outgreetings from Kazakhstan!be grateful you guys can have both whitoid and chinkoid as natives that's unique itself hahahah
>>157777050how do I acquire the girlfriend skin for gurp?
>>157762055you mean winter, right?
>>157776823Don't compare us with chinks(chinese) we are not like them
>>157776642this photo goes hard
lel
>>157777392
btw these guys claim to stream all Dortmund games for free: https://pluto.tv/gsa/watch/live-tv/31330/?utm_source=bvbde&utm_medium=livestream-promo&utm_campaign=70000372next game scheduled for Sunday (20th September), 15 o'bong
with ulvinnen down, how do we save the Wundesliga?
>>157777785german government needs to enforce the use of a global language like english or spanish to increase foreign investment and audience
>>157777194Yes please!
the world (me) was deeply obsessed with viv in the summer of 21
>>157777920Are you knitting something cool for the winter sisters? Maybe a nice Marius genser?
>>157780359
https://www.wslfootball.com/news/wsl/lauren-james-is-thriving-as-chelseas-false-nine
My ideal U20 World Cup squad
>>157780986impeccable taste anon
>>157781021Why.
>>157780986damn look at all those fertile young lasses a rare argentinian player too
>>157777773
>>157780986>no best koreashamefur dispray
>>157780340Haven't seen Niamh get any minutes at City yet, some injury?
>>157780941Wait a minute, is that an real sport?
>beats France
>>157787275Yup. Got injured right away
>>157780941Female flying yes, male flying no!
>>157784985>Born: July 15, 1996
>Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
