first for the LA Faggot Mongrels
Who is going to win best GOY this year?
>>157685661Imagine pushing your NZ/aus PR just to cuck them by showing up a couple hours before meanwhile the nanners spent time with fans, and engaged with locals there. Kek
>>157685656>still no German cardinöas fag includedSad. Also, at the staff party rn, sucks ass. Drunk thouhgbet, fuck refs, luv me Cardinals. Pic rel
My Cincinnati Bengals
Is it over for the pats?
>>157685676It really does drive home how much the Rams are a plastic team. I know they have a history in Los Angeles but it seems like they have no actual fans. LA's natural football team still seems to be the Raiders.
Should the NFL have the 49ers and Rams redo their game in case it was a big fluke?
Chiefies shake their ass at shit ass Shammies and Pastshitters like this kek
webmpaco having a real meltie kek
>>157685770Maye will bounce back...when he plays a losing team.
>>157685795>tranime>queefskys
is the joke that he cant say ninety or can he just not really say ninety?
>>157685815
Why do cowboys fans say they have 17 home games?
Emmett Johnson save us
>>157685844Why don't you tell me why?
>>157685844Cowboys are Americas team and take over other stadiums. See Cowboys when they play the Rams or Chargers in LA
>>157685844>very little offseason drama>Jerry kept his mouth shut>on paper both the defense and the offense improved>looked very good in preseason when they were actually tryingCould this FINALLY be the year Dem Boys don't go full retard? Could this FINALLY be the year they make the NFC Championship again?
>>157685844>>157685860Shan’t be happening in one stadium
AJ Brown on IR keeeek
How is it fair that the Rams lost a home game? They lost a chance to play in front of their loyal fanbase instead of going to neutral grounds half way around the world
>>157685870scheduled for delivery tomorrow. super excited its going to be here for kickoff. xD
>>157685876You can tell the NFL isn’t rigged by how there hasn’t been a Chiefs Boys super bowl yet
>>157685904The league office hates the Cowboys, though. Goodell is butt-buddies with the Mara family and his favoritism towards the Giants leads to him screwing over Dallas whenever he can.
>>157685860> Cowboys are Americas team Well Rams are South Canadas team & everywhere they are is home.
>>157685933The league is also mad at the Cowboys because the year Dallas hosted the Super Bowl Jerry oversold the tickets and the NFL had to refund a bunch of them. Go look it up, it's a pretty hilarious scandal involving Jerryworld.
>ELITE ball knower Coach Mangini picking the CommandersIt's not too late to get on the bandwagon
>>157685860>senooor we're americas team o algo, look at how we take over other chicano cities
I’m noticing a distinct lack of Australian flags itt. Nfl bros… I think we failed
So did the 9ers reach on Kaelon Black? Projected 7th round going 3rd?
>>157686029He looked like SHIT. Ran into a wall every carry, then CMC would get one handoff and easily get 12 yards
>>157685991Why didn’t he ever coach again? His two opportunities were with the 2 worst franchises in the NFL, and he was promising.
>>157685991No o-line
>>157686041He did average 4.6yd per attempt
>>157686029He looked fine as a workhorse, good burst and power that CMC is lacking at this stage of his career, although his ability to weave through gaps and traffic is still miles better. Shanahan must like what he sees out of him otherwise he'd be in the doghouse with every other RB he drafts and never plays
>>157686068Yeah because he broke a few long runs through wide open holes but in the actual game play by play he looked like shit
>>157686084>he broke a few long runssounds pretty good as a rookie against the rams.
>oh hey pootriots*sips*>sorry to hear about AJ*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>at least you didn't trade too much for h-*checks notes*>oh... you gave us a 1st round pick?*GULPS*>better put some ice on that thing cuhh
>>157686047>Why didn’t he ever coach again?The NFL is unforgiving. Nobody gets 3 bites at the apple
LIKE WASSUPWITCHYASHE SAID CAN IPULL UPAND LAY UP WITCHYASHE SAID I WANNA WATCH A MOVIE IF YA GET THA PICTCHASHE SAID I NEED A BIG OLE BOOTY CALL HER BOB THE BUILDA
>>157686005the neet spastics haven't awoken yet
>>157685792Yeah they'll schedule it for week 14
Why did Faggot Mongrel Donald decline to play in an important divisional matchup?
>>157686184Doesn’t matter, wouldn’t have made a difference. Stafford just isn’t a winner
>>157686206I'll have what he's having
>>157686041Lol what game did you watch?
>At least….. gah… I got to see… oof… the Lions… beat the Chiefs… week 1… *farts*… oh dear I think my bowels are loosening in expectation of my surceasing on this planet… *coughs* Never stop… posting that image… my cherished grandson… *riiiiiiiiiiip* oh dear that one came with a little nugget I do believe… That image, grandson… you know the one… And the funny gif… Never stop… Remember who the real enemy is … *dies*
>>157686184What happened to their "vaunted D line" with Braden Fiske and Kobie Turner? I thought Donald was just extra depth because they were already as talented the Texans keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek so much for that
my jetties finna bootyblast the whole comp
>>157686413Anon….
who are the greatest posters in the history of this gen?
>>157686437Coast Chads
those two games to start the season were gay.
UHHH OHHHHHHSTINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
start this bussy
>>157686068what do you think average means?
LET’S GOOOOOOOO KANSASROCK CHALK!!
iggles
>>157686469Is there anyone in the NFL that hasnt been power moging Mutthomes in the last 3 years?
>>157686075>he'd be in the doghouse with every other RB he drafts and never playsthis is the most infuriating thing about shanahan, fucker never gives reps to younger guys and wonders why his 40yo roster dies every year
>>157686437Russian Browns fan. Just because A) why is a Russian 4channer a football fan and more importantly B) why the fuck did he pick the Browns?
>>157686413J!U!S!T!JUST, JUST JUST!!!!!!
His silence is deafening.
>>157686498russians are spiritually browns fans (dumb, supporters of rape, no accomplishments of their own, weather babbys to win anything 80 years ago)
>>157686469Goffie finna carve up da aints in 2 days mmhmmmm 40 burger is on the cards
>>157686512Statmutt is the new bahama poster now, we still get to have out lolcow
my niners are undefeated and leading their division :)
>>157686540Many are saying this
>>157686437the genny formerly housed many GOAT'ed tripfags from 2012-2017. have no idea where the fuck they all went but aside from kiwi and two other ball knowing anons this place is barren of discussion these days.
>>157686518nah
>>157686540source?
>>157686551lots of AIDS infected gays, yeah
FIRST DOWN KANSASROCK CHALK TOMAHAWK
>>157686573my morning newspaper said so
>>157686582tf is a newspaper
N**ers raped and humiliated the Lambs
>>157686518Saw Goff take a swing at Mahomes after that week 1 win live at Arrowhead. Patrick ran behind Andy Reid and he had to calm everyone down. Every single one of us in Chiefs Kingdom was pissed off that he got away with it. Still mad as fuck to this day.
Cooper Rush spent years on the Cowboys with McCarthy... I have a feeling the Steelers may unironically rape him
>>157686567a lot of people have stopped using this place for various reasons but the bottom is there's too many glowies, too many fuck ups, and horrific moderation
>>157686671Chud-coded team.
>>157686651how did tua even get hurt?
>>157686671lol, loser
What a humilating few months for LApacoskekaroo
>>157686694Spontaneous bussy expulsion.
>>157686684>>157686702
>>157686437Really niggas know it's edp and lexplorer
>>157686694He threw a pass in practice on Thursday and apparently strained his oblique. He crouched down on the field then walked off according to reporters. It's classic glass pooa
>>157686694He was foolishly standing under a palm tree and a coconut fell on his noggin
>>157686694
>>157686694He has back problems, which can linger and recur even after you think you're past it. He tweaked it again in practice the other day.
>>157686437I'm definitely one of them but you wouldn't know because I'm anonymous
>>157686761imagine if that guy grabbed his penis here and started sucking it haha
What are you guys watching tonight? For me, it’s the new 9/11 documentary on netflix
>>157686799based toe bro>>157686794he really should just retire
>>157686799is there like, a story to why your feet are mangled?
>>157686805I'm going out tonight on the piss got a mate in a band playing. Might just spend this arvo listening to podcasts and huffing my farts like ramilia on the plane
chris johnson is dying
>>157686858>I'm going out tonightwhy lie? we all know you're a home sitter with no life, no gf, no game.
>>157686832Train accident. That's usually what I tell people but no, I was just born like this
>>157686874ALS fucking sucks, man
>>157686694He threw a pass in practice
>>157686883are you genetically polish by chance?
Justin Herbert once threw 3 picks in an entire NFL season
>>157686903why doesnt he just do that in the 'yoffs?
>>157686882imagine if you spent your life having a good time instead of projecting your failure of a social life on everyone around you lol oh well... maybe one day right?
>>157686903Lowest in a full season of games was Rodgers in 2018
>>157686962uh huh. post pics of this ''concert'' when you go neetboy
Sam DarnoldSuper Bowl ChampionLOL
>>157686972The most among active players was Winston's 30 in 2019. The next highest among active players is Joe Flacco's 22 in 2013 (tied for 118th most all-time).
>>157687019For me, it's Norm Snead
>>157686972Rodgers really was a monster
>>157686874Didn't expect to see nikke in /nfl/..ALS fucking sucks man..it's advancing so fucking fast on him
>>157686962I would unironically walk up to her table, pull her tit out of her top, and start sucking on it. I don't care if I go to jail.
Russ Wilson spotted at the US Open semi right now
I like having gay sex with men.
>>157687007>darnold and hurts won an owl before allen and lamar
>>157687052Caleb...
>>157687043Deshaun you have a game you should be preparing for.
>>157687037Yeah, not the GOAT, but at his peak he was the most talented QB in history imo.
>>157686973It's just a small venue roughly 50 people capacity bar not a proper concert but if i remember I'll post a photo so you can live vicariously through me while crying at home :)>>157687043No you wouldn't because my mouth would already be attached mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157687066
>>157687052flyover...
>>157687072You'll have to share because I won't be denied
>>157687052chiefsfan...
>>157687072cute troon
>>157687052
>>157687094need those mammories in my mouth.
>>157687049Let me know when he's fully erect please
>>157686126writing gay erotic fanfiction featuring your crush will not restore what you lost in the hot hot Nawlins summer of '17
>>157687106same but her thicc girlcock
You know ball like Nick, right anon?
>>157687066>>157687079Hardest game to pick for me this week. I keep flipping back and forth between dem boyz and gnats. I feel like dem boyz secondary is still dogshit but the best unit in the game is obviously the Cowboys offence. I need to see SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUPPPPP's prediction for the game
>>157687187Dak is the Giants boogyman
>>157687171>quarterback knows ball more than a roastie and some skill playersCrazy
>>157687187The Cowboys defense is nowhere near fixed this year. And the offense is good but overrated because of statpadding. I think they probably win week one, but it could go either way and also the Cowboys will miss the playoffs.
Thoughts?
HUEHUEHUEHUE HERES A GUY THAT REMINDS ME OF PATRICK MAHOMES OF THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
>>157687207>the Giants boogyman
This is our year
>>157687171Yeah, I picked the 9ers in my friends pickem league because of the sleep stuff>>157687187IIRC the Cowboys have lost twice to the Giants since starting Dak. Once he was hurt and the second was last year when they benched him halfway through the game because it was week 17 or 18. Dak always cooks against the NFCE
buddy of mine told me seven is greater than three but im not sure if i believe him
>>157687072kekkkkkkkkkk the 40yo baby neet gonna scramble to buy tickets to random venues to take pictures there.>y-yeah my friends invited me heh, that girl in the photo said shes gonna finger my ass and blow me
>>157687231I hate Nikki Jabvala like you wouldn't believe. That fucking tweet she sent has everyone blitzing us. God I hope she dies
>>157685695German surrealism is pretty crazy. You guys need to be studied.
>>157687282>That fucking tweet she sentWhich one?
>>157687231Just proves how many yes men and nepo hires there are that work in the league. Cowboys at 4 is absurd and there's no world in which id rather have Saints roster than the Vikings even with goblin murray at QB
>HERES A CAT THAT REMINDS ME OF PATRICK MAHOMES OF THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
>>157687299The Vikings are ass, man. And the media always jizzes their pants over statpadding offenses, double so when it's the cowboys.
>garrett has to play in a 3-4 base instead of a 4-3 babbymode base>0 sacks 0 tacklesCompletely exposed.
>>157687276Bro you're absolutely mindbroken by me. You said i have no social life and asked for photos and now you're saying if i take them it proves that i don't have a social life? Genuinely get some friends lil bro you need them
>>157687295Something like "this Commanders offense is completely inoperable, the worst I've ever seen"Just utter dogshit that went viral. This isn't a joke, I want her dead. That bitch is always doing shit like this too, anything for clicks
>>157687318>you gotta double team him, you just gotta!>and then imagine when your doubling him how HAM The Faggot Mongrel goes!!!>doesnt record a single stat (not even a PFF pressure LOL) with 1v1s all gameheh
>>1576873183/4 and 4/3 alignments don't matter for most teams these days since they play so much nickel. it's more either 3/3/5 or 4/2/5 these days. Either way Garrett was getting dominated by Trent Williams
>>157686897No lol why?
>>157687318Trent Williams I will always love youBut it wasn't just him. Rams put Myles on the other side of the line and he still did nothing. 9ers just schemed him out of the game
>>157687319>Bro you're absolutely mindbroken by mekekkkkkkkk bro things hes somebody. nobody cares about you dude. who goes on a butterfly net weaving bulletin board forum to brag their ''friend'' is playing a show for 5 people. you havent talked to someone your own age since middle school bro go on get some air and beg strangers to take pics with them I hope you're filmed and go viral for being an old creep.
>his team isn't undefeated
>>157687318>4-3 is babbymore for edge rushersI feel like it's the opposite? 3-4 gives them more chances to work 1v1 with the tackle.
>>157687274technically umprovable based on euclids axioms
>>157687358Mailata and Lane are going to shut him down, I can't wait
>>157687318He had a serious knee injury last year but wanted to chase the sack record instead of getting it fixed. Its going to haunt him all year long.Cant believe we are in a timeline where the browns were the one scamming another team, and not the one getting scammed for once.
>>157687360There's not even a game being played and you're having a Kiwi induced melty fucking kek it's gonna be a long season for you mmhmmmm it's DAMN true
>>157687382Tunsil would've shut him down too
Finna make ya
>>157687382You literally just run into a good edge defender. It works all the time. StoutGOD knows how to negate a great pass rusher.
>>157687429by finna do you mean sometime this season
just for the record u guys, you do not have to spit in Rasm bussy it just slides right in on its own
>>157687455gay
>>157686206WE DEM BOYZ
>>157687474just like your dad (btw don't ask me how I know)
>>157687455Consider suicide.
>>157687506are my dads special friend that my parents had me call uncle but you weren't really my uncle?
>>157687429I have zero confidence in picking the Raiders this week but I'm still doing it. If Malik Willis carves you guys up with a bunch of D tier WRs im gonna lose it
>>157686858Dont forget to dive bro. Keep a keen eye out for any queefies who need run down on your way back home.
The rams fucking suck lol
Super teams shall never succeed. Let it be known.
>>157687563It really did look like they were genuinely tired lol. They lost all effort in the middle of the 2nd quarter. 49ers looked fresh.
Metcalf has seen what Agartha looks like
>>157687052come through
da burrs win da bowl
What do you guys think of the pizza I posted a few days ago?
>tennis has automated in/out with a tiny ball on a tiny line>NFL can't tell you where the ball isGoodell is a faggot and Gruden did nothing wrong.
>>157687601why are you still posting this
I'm glad people are waking up to Garrett's fradulence, and this is only the beginning
How does Noah Eagle sound like that when he looks like that
>>157687545My Raiders always play down to their competition, expect this to be a drawn out fist fight with a last second field goal win. A win for who? Dunno, flip a coin.
>>157687592>black QBs>Homosexual black QBsAfraid not.
>>157687543maybe, there were so many
>>157687610There is zero question that Joey Reddit gave up that sack to give Garrett the record on purpose. Just like Favre did with Strahan.
>>157687634Why are you spending so much time thinking about gay sex and the sexuality of another man?
>>157687601Looks delicious. I'm happy you posted this again
>>157687609Because you haven't apologized for hurting my pizza's feelings
>>157687649why are you spending time of 4chan and not studying film for the Panthers right now, Caleb?
>>157687282Yeah that pissed me off, most of the starters weren't even playing even though Tunsil got injured
>>157686485Tua?
>>157687455Don't worry, I laughed.
Why does it feel like nobody is picking the Ravens to do anything this year?
>>157687539you first, ill stand straight up n hang you by the bussy
>>157687668Indian female journalist is informing the world on my team bro put me out to pasture
>>157687676what do you mean? they have the highest over/under win total and a lot of people picked them
>>157687652Thanks fella
>>157687676Everywhere I see they're getting picked to win the AFC North though. The divisional rankings are always 1. Ravens2. Bengals3. Steelers4. Browns
>>157687610>>157687646reminder that faggot only ''broke the record'' because of a ghost sack point awarded to him last year on a play he made no contact with the QB kek
>>157687601>Canadian BaconId throw that shit on the ground right in front of you, then blatantly lie to your face and say it was an accident.
>>157687716I mean the record he broke was set on one of those too
>>157687676I guess I belong in hell, I despise 99.9999% of bl*ck 'people'
>>157687716Nah I rewatched the trash allen sack recently and Garret actually was the closest when Allen went down which gets officially counted as a sack. If you just remove Joey Reddit giving himself up and Trash Allen running 20 yds backward there is no record.
>>157687691What are your actual expectations for the Redskins this season? I don't think the O line will be that bad and Jayden Daniels if he stays healthy can cover up a lot of mediocre play. I think their pass rush is an area of concern. Oweh has had some great moments but if he's supposed to be your best bet for an every down 14+ sack guy you might be disappointed
The Falcons paid Kirk Cousins $180 million in 2024, drafted a QB in the 1st round a month later, then signed former 1st round pick Tua Tagovailoa in 2026.>Naturally, they’ll open Week 1 with Cooper Rush at QB.
>>157687792sex with jenny
>>157686497Yeah it's mildly infuriating to watch McCaffrey still getting touches in the 4th quarter of blowouts.But I think it's not just Shanahan's turbo football autism at work in those cases. It's sort of a deal he has with vets to let them statpad a little if they want to
>>157687328She never did anything like that during her time in Denver
>>157687810*unprotected
>>157687772bro please take the ''erm actually per the book'' to reddit. garrett wasn't even the first pass rusher to make him move there kek, that shouldn't be a ''sack'' at all.
Broncos ChiefsBills TexansBest games of the weekend, but for some reason the NFL thought Cowboy Giants was.
>>157687676I became a Josh Allen fan because of this.
Coach Todd Bowel Movement
>>157687676>Post this shit and come to Baltimore, we'll show you just how violent we are for thinking we're violent
the buccs are jewish
>>157687872C O W A R D
>>157687841Nfce games pull numbers
>>157687833>actually per the bookIt's whoever is closest when the qb goes down not whoever pressures the qb first. You can see Garrett is closest when Allen rolls into the endzone like a dipshit
>>157687608
>>157687901GRUDOG
>>157687841Giants-Cowboys did have that 40-37 game last year. I'm looking forward to seeing how the gnats especially Dart will look under Harbaugh. Texans-Bills could be great or the Bills might just get obliterated
>>157687901reminder the raiders fired this man for nothing and got carr killed
>>157687691For me, it's Tress Way
Never underestimate the ability of the Patriots to luck into playing the Steelers without Aaron Rodgers and the Jaguars without Trevor Lawrence over the next two weeks.
>>157687872repost this based shit
oct 18th i'll be yelling racial slurs at geno smith
It's kind of amazing how unanimously despised the Patriots still are
>>157687775>What are your actual expectations for the Redskins this season? Somewhere between 8 and 10 wins depending on how lucky we are. It's not an easy schedule but I think the offense should be a lot better by virtue of having a better scheme, Daniels healthy, and a real WR duo. I am also enamored with the defensive scheme. I love the idea of Daronte bringing the Brian Flores style defense here. The Vikings defense relies on a great front 7 to make up for mid DBs and we have the personnel for that. Between Styles, Chaison, Oweh, etc I think the defense should be much better from the literal dogshit it was last year. Not saying it'll be elite, but it could easily be middle of the pack.>Oweh has had some great moments but if he's supposed to be your best bet for an every down 14+ sack guy you might be disappointedWe're in the overpay business. I can agree that I don't really think Oweh is a $100 million dollar man, but when you're a 5 win team you have to pay 110 cents on the dollar to get real talent. I can agree that the D-line isn't particularly special but Daronte's plan is to create pressure with exotic looks, and I think we have the LB potential for that>>157687821Ok, you can have her back
>>157687966Shit you'll be coming to Boston? I might be going to that game Jets games are always cheap
>>157687931>mfw Tress Way announced that this will be his last season
>>157687971Under Brady and Belichick they made every team in the NFL their bitch for almost 20 years. A few years of them being merely mortal isn't going to erase all that built-up hate.People STILL hate the Cowboys, and their dynasty ended over 30 years ago.
>>157687971I rooted for Tom Brady after blacks and lefties made it a race issue during the failcunts super bowl, same thing that is happening with Josh Allen and Baltipoor.
>>157687971They almost got to the other side of all the cheating/spygate shit and Vrabel was very likeable before all the Russini pussini stuff came out. Not only did it make him look like a weak bitch but the lack of any coverage by Patriots media made all the local beat guys like Mike Reiss, Tom E Curran etc all look like jewish controlled raped faggots
>>157687985Don't you have the worst o-line in football?
>>157688014I miss 2010's spee
kike gaybel
>>157687990already live here anon. bf got us tickets as a late birthday gift :)
>>157688027According to PFF
>>157688044YWNBAW
What a Goof
>>157687971It's because of the shilling Maye got, QBs getting hyped to the high heavens after one good season and being put in conversations they don't belong is an invitation for hate
>hurr durr dak sucksaaron disagrees
>>157687971Boston sports fans are the worst
>>157688070>YWNBAWdamn right I wont :)>>157688014the brownoid meltdown online during that bowl was unreal
>>157688087Buy an ad
>>157688079NFL is desperate for a new generation because Mahomes, Allen, Lameme, and Burrow are getting old and there are none coming up because teams keel drafting black qbs
>If I just ignore the 18 hour flight, It wont be realWhat was McGay thinking here?
>>157688126>tfw too smart to win an international home game that we begged for
>>157688126SCIENCE told him it would work, and he believed it
>just ignore the 18 hour bussy pounding, it wont be realwhat was McGay thinking here?
>>157688126>thank god we won't have to play another divisional home game with a stadium filled with 49ers fans
>>157688126AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME FAGGOT MONGREL DONALD
>>157688190www.nash.com
>>157688190How many times will this happen before the offensive genius whizz kid brilliant mastermind McVay tells his players to secure the ball?
jagwors
>>157688215the staffers never have trouble securing the ball so it's not a point of emphasis
>>157688226MMmmmm... Thinking about them Yags right now
if you think garret sucked because he didn't get any sacks or tackles, the you don't know ball
>>157688255>Gaby JacassKek what a gay n word name
we need to ban timmies from """"dancing""""
>>157688262calm down, aiden
-2 point question- common /nfl/ phrases''you're having a __ induced melty'' fill in the blank
Loving the cross promotions done by the NFL and AFL after the Melbourne game.
>>157688301isn't this against the rules???
"MVP" Matthew Stafford can't throw to Puka Nacua and Davante AdamsBig Cock Brock throws for 3 touchdowns and shits in the secondary's mouths after they dare to pick off one of his footballs
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is getting his asshole reamed out by another homosexual man right now.
bros, bo melton is gone
>>157688287Brock
>>157688287kys
>>157688314They signed him to the practice squad
>literally everyone, including casuals knew that having two injury prone QBs is a bad idea>both pooa and penis are injured and won't play on Sunday why are the falcons so retarded?
>>157688350They're not trying to win games anyway, so it doesn't matter
>>157688359Is Penis going to get Josh Rosen'd? Is Atlanta already making plans to tank for a new QB?
>>157688359anon... the falcons are actually trying to win games
>>157688320GOATY makes many seethe, 'fraid they can't get over the draft position
>>157688350crazy 3 years ago people unironically bit the hook on tua. some had the chutzpah to compare him to herbert and burrow
>>157688359They're going to draft another QB
>>157688372They hired Kevin Stefanski as head coach and brought in a known injury prone QB to start for them. They're absolutely hard tanking along with Miami
>>157688410I think they 100% thought Benis would be ready, they paid nothing for tua just to be a lefty backup
who could it be and why are they keeping it secret?
>>157685656Glock Purdy does it again. Basically my quarterback is just better than yours and is better looking and has a bigger cock. Also Mike Evans and Trent are first ballot and anyone who disputes this is retarded.
>>157688444forgot my pic
if you gotta hang em, hang em by the bussy
>>157687676Jackson can't stay healthy and Mintor probably not that much of a defensive geenus. if the ravens even manage to make the playoffs they will go one and out
>>157688044Hell yeah have fun
>>157688463just put Bijan in as a wildcat, it's more entertaining that any QB they have
>>157688454If, miraculously, Evans can stay healthy he's going to ratchet that offense up another gear. Purdy has never really had a target like him, a guy you can throw it up to in the endzone and he's coming down with the ball like 99% of the time.
>>157688444>>157688463
>>157688500Say what you will about Vince over the years, this is one of the greatest moments in the history of wrestling.
>>157688287Ryback
>>157688463Maybe he thinks if he doesn't disclose the QB they won't get hurt
>>157688516He's undoubtedly an incredibly talented showmanAnd I respect that he understands and embraces how hated he is
If they go 3-1 then yeah they're goodIf it's 2-2 it's a we'll seeBut you can't lose 3 of these 4 if you want the allegations to go away. Beating Seattle would have gone a long way but it would still have just been week 1 where anything can happen
>>157688255So the Patriots defense is considerably better than the Rams?
>mfw I outdueled the "MVP" while getting literally every skill player involved9ers are winning the owl with this guy
If the falcons drafted Penis, that means.....falcons thought Penis was good heh heh
>>157688497Hes the most criminally underrated under hyped receiver in league history. This guy has the most 1000 yard seasons and nobody talks about him. He's getting another one this year too. Anyone else that does half the shit he has done gets their knob polished daily on every sports show.
>>157685656can jannies ban OP for posting such a fucking cringe inducing photo?
>>157688497>>157688628so many fags hate on evans and I have no idea why, dude was routinely a top 5 receiver his entire career and if not THE BEST receiver in the redzone in his prime. even last year with the hammy issue he still had sneaky speed to get behind defenses at his size. that play he broke his collarbone is a good example of it
>>157688626lol gay
>>157688628>>157688657
>can jannies ban OP for posting such a fucking cringe inducing photo?
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1jPG9nW
>>157688657because people with anti-bucs derangement syndrome who never watched him play on TV just regurgitate twitter takes, usually from salty saints fans who wont let you lattimore routinely got burned and needed help over the top to hold him every game kek. that fade evans dunked on him in the playoffs twice was peak
Why didn’t the Niners stop Purdy from changing his jersey number? 14 would’ve sold so many jerseys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUQHHrQs7jIMike always owned this lip smacking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2DZJ5SGSpY
Give it to me straight bros, is Dexter Lawrence enough to make my Bengals serviceable on D so we can make the playoffs and try to spin some magic? Gotta be honest, losing games like 52-49 last year was pretty fucking brutal.
my bucs are going 10-7 and theres nothing you can do about it
>>1576887748th seed again keeeeeeekit's been 5 years since joe bussy made the super bowl
>>157688739>being scared of the number 13probably stems from Romes 13th legion which was their armies elite
>>157688783Burrow has been legitimately great tho, when his pussy doesn't hurt. They just need a slightly below average defense to be dangerous as hell.
bros I think I accidentally swallowed a sharp seed
>>157688751No he didn't kek i watched a ton of those Saints-Bucs games and Evans had maybe two big games one with Fitzpatrick i think it was 2018 week 1 and that divvy round playoff game. The rest of the time Lattimore owned him
>>157688781Spoiler Alert: Aaron Donald actually is washed, and Garrett is going to have almost zero help on that d-line.
>>157688774I have no idea but this was one of my favorite images from last year
>>157688835>to have almost zero helpDL need help now? LMAO sports talk is so gay these days
>>157688617Last season was rough in terms of injuries but at least people can't credit all his success to his weapons anymore without looking retarded when he beat the defending SB champs with literally whos on offense (Trent was out too I think)
>>157688819be more careful
>>157688835Could you imagine if Myles and Donald are both turbo washed while Jared Verse (who is younger than both) has a great year?
>>157688836The secondary last year was so bad man. Geno Stone had to have been historically awful. He was so bad I was sure he was gambling. There was one game where he fought and tackled another Bengal defender for an INT so hard that both dropped the ball. It was a clown show.
>>15768886212 secs into this vid lol. the most unserious DB I've ever watched.https://x.com/BengalsCentral_/status/2032832080665608386
>>157688819Oh, you swallow seed alright
>>157688820>The rest of the time Lattimore owned himdisingenuous faggot who never watched tape, mike beat him every time 1v1. After mike torched him in 2018 and 2019 the saints never let him be on an island alone. Watch any booth tape lattimore always had a plug on the top because that faggot routinely got burned.he was similar to sherman where he bullied WR2s most of his career and any guy with enough speed could get around his ass, and mike was exactly that. Marcus Williams shadowed over mike every game they played, unless it came to the redzone and mike ate lattimores lunch
>>157688847whos on offense AND defense. he wasnt being carried by talent, he willed that team to the same number of wins and playoff wins as the "MVP" led Rams with twice as much talent
pretty interesting interview with our queen https://www.wired.com/story/user-behavior-mina-kimes/
Look at this play sherman got his ass whooped by TY Hilton kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jOzvICOahYthat was lattimore vs mike without the saints change of scheme and shadowing mike over the top with williams
>not long till cocktail hour>it's 11pm thereDoes Brando really get down like that? Would be so on character I hope he is a late night cocktail poon hound.
>>157688909oops wrong thread disgregard my brando comment. thank you.
>>157688889I literally watched Lattimore play in person his rookie season week 2 vs Patriots he was a baller from day 1I'm not into stats like these because "nearest defender" can occasionally be misleading but in general the eye test showed Lattimore getting the best of Mike Evans outside of that week 1 game where Ryan Fitzpatrick went off for 400 yards and 4 tuddies
>>157688908I now remember TY Hilton. The Colts have pissed away some decent players iver the years.
>>157688897>huurrrr pretty interesting lol pff, fuckin doubt it
>>157688923these stats are bullshit kek, he had several games with balls on lattimore including 2 negated by penalties in 2021 and 2020. and another he torched him deep down the field the ball just tipped off his hand 1v1. Marcus WIlliams gave him a lot more rope to press evans, anyone who watched those games knew that
>>157688909>>157688918Talkin Old fashions or Manhattans?
>>157688957>pffanime_grill_smirk.png
The Saints fleeced the fuck out of my team by sending us Lattimore who turned out to be turbo washedSo fuck him
got a feeling my Bucs are finna bouta whoop some bengal ass
Dolphins GODS, ready to get our first and potentially only win of the season this Sunday?
>not having a bye week in week 1
>>157685876chiefs got so cucked by the cowboys they had to move to missouri
>>157688967This is a good question for Tim. If I had to guess Brando is a Bourbon on ice kinda guy. Bourbon and water is a female drink, tho some males allow the ice to melt for the same effect. Old fashioned is probably too sweet for Tim's taste, and I'm certain his ancestors would roll over in their graves if he ever ordered a Manhattan.
>>157689021
just woke up from a nap fingering my ass again. is this a sign of worms? I had anal sex in the bathroom of a chiefs preseason game if that matters
>>157689111Why would a Bears fan be at a Chiefs preseason game?
>>157689021Fuck no kek did you see what the 49ers just did to the Rams? You are going to get dismantled, they're getting 10 days of rest
>>157689129Bearing down
5th straight night of hearing my neighbor's gf raging at Marvel Rivals
scum of the earth
>>157689000Thanks for the pick, bro
>Is the most handsome QB in your path
5th straight night of hearing my neighbors bussy rip while raging at marvel rivals
>>157688897>mina wants you to stop being an inceluhoh the mina haters are not going to like this!
>>157689143Why does he insist on doing this shit? I remember when he randomly called Jimmy Kimmel a pedophile.
Your team makes the playoffs every year for the next 15 seasons with a 2% extra chance of making the SB over other teams -or- you get 5 minutes to sniff mina anywhere you wantYour choice?
>>157689151>randomly
>>157689159What time of day is the sniffing happening? Is it after a workout? Before bed? This is an important detail.
>>157689143I'm going to miss him
