Previously: >>157686693
ATH: Athletics’ manager Mark Kotsay told reporters on Friday that J.T. Ginn (elbow) is unlikely to return this seasonNYY: Yankees’ manager Aaron Boone told reporters on Friday that right-hander Clarke Schmidt (elbow) will make one final minor league rehab start on SaturdayLAD: Dodgers placed DH/P Shohei Ohtani on the 15-day injured list, retroactive to September 8, with right biceps inflammation, transferred LHP Eric Lauer to the 60-day injured listSD: Padres placed INF Ty France on the paternity list, recalled INF Mason McCoy from Triple-A El PasoBAL: Gunnar Henderson (knee) rejoined the Orioles’ starting lineup for Friday’s series opener against the Blue JaysCHC: Alex Bregman went 3-for-4 with his 25th homer and his 30th double Friday as the Cubs crushed the Pirates 12-2PIT: Wilmer Dotel surrendered three runs in two innings versus the Cubs in his first big-league start FridayMIN: Byron Buxton (hip) is set to undergo season-ending surgery next Friday
resd :(
First for dodgers
LET'S GO YANKEES AND J-E-T-S!!
my jays suck
>>157686746My Okamoto is great though
Os
>>157686741Jets will destroy your mind
MY BOY DERRICK HILL
ok so where's the good post that one faggot was holding out for nu?
My wife had a drink tonight but not enough to put out so I’m getting tanked instead. Hope she rapes me desu fuck this gay earth
chris discount
Wife niggas is gay
WITH A TOOTHPICK IN HIS MOUTH
BEN RICE 371’ (37)
The tigies are winning. Winning!!!
>>157686757But J's :(
>>157686769I was going to say that baseball is a great sport and makes me smile unless my team loses
I'll never understand why -0 got to be the popular one when Shin mogged it so hard
My Bad Jays are losing...
if you watch anime you are pathetic
what does he do
>>157686769good post
From dancing Israelis to dancing bananas, how far this country has fallen
>>157686795ok not bad but not nu-worthy either
>>157686823To be honest I didn’t have anything and I panicked. I swear I’m not that dumb though
>>157686821based
>>157686770You are super gay
>>157686821Only fags use The Onion
The better bird is gonna win tonightBateman is still fantastic tho
>>157686821>solemn 'Macarena'I would've seethed long and hard at that word combo at points past, but I think I'm just too broken now
Confession: I rank girls I know and using their ratings to create players in OOTP Baseball. I rank based on face, boobs, stomach, pussy, ass, and legs. I turn those ratings into OOTP ratings. They’re always stars in the league
Snell is tearing the Marlins a new asshole. The Dodgers must be stopped.
>>157686853you got one more chance to impress me in the next nu
Maybe its cause im a flyover and I'm a zoomer but I have never really cared about 9/11
>>157686901I’ll start caring and thinking this time
tuck em
tuck 'em
based willy
>>157686902me neither I was 3 years oldanyway this is mlb.com from 25 years ago
>>157686814never forget where >you are
I don't care who you root for, you have to admit that doing this to a fully powered Mets line-up is just nasty.
>>157686944>I was 3 years oldjesus christ how horrifying
dodgers are better off not getting a bye the way tucker hits on the road
>>157686944What a joke
I think it might end tonight bros…
>>157686902I never cared about it either
>>157686976why?
>>157686944Holy shit look at that windows XP/Vista browser window
STRUCK him out
>>157686976you won't look back on this period of your life too fondly when you're older and abusing your flaccid unresponsive cock for a wank you won't get.
>>157686991…oh god
>>157686998its windows 7 mate
>>157686991ngl I'd like to take a whiff of her butthole
Carlos Rodon has 8K’s through 6.0 IP.
>>157687032I thought you faggots made a game thread
>>157687032I would hit half of those pitches clear outta the park
>>157687032He is playing against a AAA team
>entire lineup foiled by the breaking ball
snell is dealing
hope we ruin this dogs day
>>157687068:(
>>157687067not very efficient still
>>157687032He’s had such an interesting career. Took him a long time to figure things out but he’s been a big K guy for a while now
>>157687039Rice and Belli nuked their ROTY and they all went to sleep xD>>157687041Bruh, those guys are cracked
How many games did you guys go to this year? Went to 7 for my team and then a Rockies game
>>157687081it has to be done
GIDP inc
>>157687068>>157687101no...NO!!!
Real fanatics watch from their home command center.
>>157687032Is that supposed to be impressive?
Almost done with the third brewski
Icsamcrn
I cum i cum
Keep me up dated J,s n O's, I can lurk but dont have the game up.
celebrating 20 years since the 2006 WS first pitch delayed to 8:25
>>157687119here's a test for you brother
>>157687135
>>157687119how do you nurse a beer that long? I would be on number 5 at least.
>>157687140I am too drunk to find him
>>157687140OMG I see him
>>157687140you might like this qino thread >>>/hr/5260369
I want to sniff a jav whores feet ssince i satrted warching baseball
>tfw your club's eentire rotation depends on batters swinging at dogshit in the dirt>lose to any clun that just doesn't swing
Did medieval people have acne?
>>1576871006 on the road and i think 20ish here
>>157687186How does any person meet a whore anyway
>>157687211Goyslop didn't exist so probably not
>>157687211nigga, they had fucking leprosy and burrowing mites and shit
>>157687211Yeah my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a medieval dermatologist
>>157687100I went to a WBC game
>>157687218That’s pretty impressive especially 6 road games and also 20 home games is equally impressive
>>157687211yes, since it's mostly a function of hormonal changes during puberty
>lil fella said goyslop didn't exist
>>157687211have you ever seen an amish person? they glow
Way to shut them down there
>>157687232mmmmmmm...burrowing mites
Suck it
>>157687268nothing tastier than scabies
>>157687239i mean get-in price at GABP is usually around $12 and i can walk there so it's not crazy
>franchimpo lemur
>on field delay
>>157687285Jesus I live near Chicago and it’s nothing like that even for the Sox. Quite jealous
>>157687286and there it is
that funky muncy
>failed protest
>>157687222skipthegames/trystlink/ts4rent
>.459 xBA on Lindor’s line drive
>>157687285do you remember your first game? how old were you?
COBY MAYO
>>157687304dynamic pricing had me fucked up for a few seasons but luckily there's been at least one bulk season ticket buyer who bets wrong every year lately
Brewers have to be cheating
>>157687334without a uniform and you not mentioning his name I would have thought that was Joe Mauer
WHat happened at the Yanks Mets game? Some kind of protester??
TUCK EM
Tucker can have a lil slommy
KYLE TUCKER GRAND SLAMAND HE'S A DOUBLE AWAY FROM THE CYCLE
>>157687332nope. i had to be tiny because it was at riverfront before they sold the naming rights to cinergy
>>157687100I'm at 16 for the season. will be 20 after the resd series next week.
TUCK 'EM AAAAAAAA
TUCKER DID A THING!
S A L A M I
Kyle "Fall Baseball" Tucker in his form
>>157687359you've probably been to more games than anyone else here. what was THE one game?
>this singer at the marlins gameshe's a big girl
As a doyerpaco I've been watching the away feeds for a lot of these games and I've noticed all the booths are better than ours, what's up with that.
Brent Headrick escapes the jam with a snag
what baseball games were played on the OG 9/11? did all the teams have a moment of silence like when Charlie Kirk died?
>>157687395
>>157687386https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CIN/CIN201309080.shtmlbuddies and i had gone to the friday game and the saturday game, this one was a date. snb with a walkoff against what looked like an unstoppable doyer squad to sweep em, i thought it was all gravy from that moment
>this is the Yankees no. 4 starter
>>157687395stephen nelson, willis, mendoza, karros. enough said.also: the poodres booth is total cancer.
>>157687395variety is good. listening to the same booth over and over gets stale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNTWUPsPrJ8
>problem, anglels?
Yankees buck broke this lil diva.
Im at a small comedy night, give me some good jokes for a small hick town. Lets go anons.
>>157687411I’m no Yankees fag, but the Yankees genuinely have a great rotation and good bullpen
>>157687428It was a flight, that was supposed to take about 20hrs to reach, it was a very long flight.In the plane, Einstein was seated next to an Indian guy, who was about to have a nap.The flight was very long, so naturally Einstein was bored.As restless as Einstein's mind was, he asked the Indian guy,"Let's play a game. I'll ask you one question, if you can't answer, you'd have to pay me 5£. However, if you ask me a question and I, with my years of knowledge and wisdom, can't answer, then I'll pay you 5000£."The Indian guy readily agreed.Einstein asked, "What's the distance from the Moon to the Earth?". The Indian guy was dumbstruck. He chuckled and then pulled out 5£ and gave it to Einstein.As it was his turn now, the Indian guy asked, "Name an animal, who goes up on a mountain with 4 legs and comes back with 3."Einstein was devastated and baffled. Even with all his expertise, wisdom and knowledge, he just could not answer that question. Einstein, infuriated, pulled out 5000£ from his wallet and gave it to the Indian man.Einstein was desperate to know the answer. "So now you tell me, what's the name of the animal who goes up on a mountain with 4 legs and comes back with 3?"The Indian guy gave 5£ to Einstein and went back to sleep.
What…? No chance the Dodgers make it out of the CS.
>>157687428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fORxRcVGiyY
>>157687445did you get this from a jeet website?
>>157687462yeah, reddit
>>157687441Thanks. Run prevention mode hit bigly for us.
>>157687410I’ve been meaning to ask why do the reds have these guys like lodolo and lowder get my hopes up to be good young pitchers and then they sucked this year
>take a break to go talk to my dad because the dodger game is a slurper>come back>6 - 1FUCK. EVERY FUCKING TIME DUDE.
>>157687450
>>157687480What did you talk to your dad about
>>157687450Is this a good score for the Reds?
Yankees are possibly 2.0 GB of 1st
>>157687485ordering food and work
>>157687458Im not opening a youtube video hahaha u nerd
>>157687410yeah, that was the near beginning of this insane current window we're in. prime Votto and Bruce, always loved Phillips, Choo was severely underrated. I was the one who reminded you that your good buddies, the Dodgers, ate the rest of the Homer Bailey deal for you.
Tampa almost walked it off, how did Tropicana hold that???
>>157687490Based and utilitarian
>>157687473it's good
>>157687499tampa almost what?
Houston sold that game, why would you sit Yordan Alvarez? Lol. Don’t worry Tampa you’re gonna face a complete lineup of hairy monsters in October.
>>157687517Hasn’t he been bad recently anyway? Needs a reset
Caleb Durbin is washed.
>>157687509I know. I'm sure everyone at that anon's comedy night will love it.
>>157687522So is that gay phrase.
CMO
>>157687520He’s been terrible, yeah. Just an interesting choice to rest him against Tampa. It feels like nobody else gets those opportunities.
Finally time for White Sox baseball
>>157687533Yes mlb is definitely rigged to favor the shittiest market
>>157687517>pitching to junior camineroyeah the fix is in
Tampa is really the first to be mathematically /in/?
This team sucks.GG Nats
>avoids Sale>avoids YordanIs there a more fraudulent team in the playoff picture?
>>157687523Hopefully!
>>157687547Yankees
Junior Caminero COVERED in cupping welts
>>157687517Yeah don't worry you won't even make it out the WC but go ahead and think you're a championship-contender facing the "Rockies" and "Mest" lmao
>>157687547What's up we are fake af
>>157687553That can’t be right.
>challenge the outs at 2nd and 1st>only the out at 1st gets overturnedthey should lose their challenge
What do you call an Indian girl who elopes on her marriage day?Miss Singh.
>>157687561>fails to clinch the AL East versus a Judge-less YankeesRemind me what happened the last time Judge faced you?
berds tie it
>>157687584I appreciate the cleverness of puns, but I don't think I've ever laughed at one.
>>157687590Let's go
Buntkees
>>157687424we thought he was degrom, but he's david peterson
>>157687587lmao get ready to lose the division and the league and then go back to screaming at boone
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
i like how the umps will walk the ball out to the pitcher if the catcher gets hurt to give the catcher more time to regain their composure
i could use an apoundin'
>>157687636>rays are gonna win the WSLOL!
>Marcus Simian
>>157687590>>157687604we in here
RYMAC
>>157687603Normally I don't either, but with indian jokes you have to imagine them being told in an Indian accent and then they become much funnier.
>>157687636I just know y’all ain’t making it past the division series
>>1576871001 Doyer home game. I live 5 minutes away from the stadium but my job is in Orange County, unironically up the street from Angel's stadium
>>157687640Or they dust off the plate if the batter fouls one off his foot
Riley! pls choke this philthies
>>157687682Doyer games have gotten so expensive. I can afford them but it feels like such a waste when the prices were like 30% of what they are now a few years ago
>>157687690maybe umps aren't the enemies
LFG PLAYOFFS CLINCHEDJUNIOR 40 BOMBAS
>avoids Hunter Brown and Yordan Alvarez
>>157687587After begging the league to cancel a game because you knew you were gonna get raped that series
Cyclebros
>>157686889idk man maybe you're just an overly self-serious twerp
>>157687701Roman Anthony is better.
>>157687718That’s definitely a balk
ANGEL
>>157687706Nta but the rays are a one and done team in the playoffs
>>157687729MARTINEZ
~*~*you now want the padres to win the world series*~*~
>4 batters>6 pitchesI hate shit like you wouldn't believe
stankeedoo ‘em!
>>157687756All glory to the hypnotoad
27 RINGS STFU
DAAAAA YAAANKEEES WIIIIIN!Yankees keep pace with Tampa.
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
if mclean was in triple a where he belongs, we win that gamesickening
>>157687756why does it look like the rings are moving and expanding and contracting
I knead it...!
>LGTSS>MEST
The Yankees are 4-0 in the Judge era
>>157687796
blue jays coming back
baking now
>top 10 anime crossovers
i love bateman he's the only silver lining of this miserable season
>>157687777>27 RINGS>0 TOWERS
>>157687832forgot linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrSVIfXbq_8
>Not so fast gay Louis
who is the worst starting pitcher in baseball? I think it's matthew liberatore
Juan Scammo
Os win!
>>157687845Arizona: hot dry and mountainousAfghanistan: hot dry and mountainousreally makes ya think
>>157687842I like the fact that you saved this as a great summary of women’s sports. Her opponent hit perfect 10s 3 times in a row, but because this girl is mildly cute and does a gay little dance, she’s the one who gets all the attention. I understand why women hate other women too
gg Os, time to drink bleach
>McLean is dealing
O's won, /mlb/ won
>>157687794it only works on people who have subconscious homosexual urges
>>157687864kek seethe bitch
>>157687875
Cmon let's go Twins
>20 to nothing
>>157687882but I'm fully conscious of my homosexual urges
>>157687922funniest part is the 3 inning save lol
>>157687859Alysa Liu is visiting my school next year. I'm gunna bang her before you.
>>157687903just because you post a supple woman doesn't mean you can post nonsense
LTTSS>Resd
>>157687922damn, that's brutal. were the reds playing with their hands tied behind their backs or something?
>>157687938She looks like a homeless chick u'd find outside freebirds from sbcc
berds take the lead again
OH DIOS MIO GUN VIOLENCE O ALGO
>>157687964bad batch of skyline infected the clubhouse
>white sux
>>157687970is that real?
Damn that was slightly dramatic Tatis
>>157687970>>157687903>>157687938does the carpet match the drapes?
Fake marlins man in SF
Doyers won that gamegg marlels cya tomorrow
>>157687952thanks, petty officer ramirez
>>157687970she looks like a long haired bloke here
i gawtta have it...
>>157688001What the hell is a petty officer anyway
>>157688001That's Admiral Ramirez to you chump
im eating yogurt that expired 2 months ago
harper is such a fucking retard
Ethan Salas and Luis Campusano are dogshit
>>157688034the new FDA says to ignore expiration dates on food, you'll be fine
You say something, punk?
>>157687978I doubt anyone but a local would have the gastrointestinal tract necessary to process that without shitting their guts out.
>>157688046what do you mean?
>>157688071he's a based retard with baserunning, but a lot of the time he's just a retard
>>157688022it's a schmuck in the navy like privates and corporals are schmucks in the other branches
SF dynasty is much more kino than LA dynasty
All of a sudden Campusano can’t throw runners out. You can’t make this shit up.
Devers loves SF huh, bro loves the Barry Bonds comparison.
>>157688120Campy is DH, Fermin's faggot ass is behind the plate. Doesn't matter tho looks like we're in for another Robbie Ray disasterclass.
>use your closer for a tie game not a 1 run leadffs
>PHILT>IES
kek philthies
Even when the braves suck they're better than the philthies
>>157688122I fucked her!
time for baldwin to whiff swinging out his shoes then watch strike 3 go by
the rays have beer, wine, water... and steaks for their party
>>157687738The whole AL is garbage this year and the best team in the AL? The team that supposedly wasn't winning more han 80 games this year.
Smart teams are winning left and right.
>asking fry to bunt
ffs barfs just win and end this shit
>>157688206You're getting extras AND LIKING IT
>>157688185The best team in the AL is a toss up between the Red Sox and Yankees.
>>157688216damn it barfsphillies aren't winning this shit lmfao, should've just ended it
>>157687970you a fellow Gaucho bro?
>>157688218Records currently indicate it's the Rays and not the team 3 games behind them nor the team barely holding on to a WC spot.
>>15768822118 innings let's go
I was at that broors game All I can say is holy shit that was fun
>>157688221NVM Iggy sucks
>>157688222graduated 10yrs ago lol
Do Cardinals fans actually exist? I'm stuck watching a Cards stream and holy shit what a bunch of weird gooners.
>>157688229>muh regular season recordRecords are mostly meaningless. The Rays just aren't that deep. They’ve won over 100 regular-season games in the past just to get bounced cuz it isnt the same as the postseason. I like your hopium but anything could happen in the playoffs man, act like it.
>>157688229>Red Sox are BARELY holding onto a WC6-game lead in the WC btw. Bigger than your division lead kek. I know it's your first full season watching anyway. No worries, champ! Baker Mayfield is right around the corner.
Twins...
ROCCTEMBER IS HEREROCCTOBER IS COMING
Shoulda left Hoffman in
>>157688247What is wrong with Busch stadium? Why is it so echoey?
>gameday in charge of working properly
Somebody check them for ringworm cream!
>lost again>now six games in back of WC1I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON*MIT cheaters, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
>>157688221TIED AGAIN
>tloses
>Orlando Magic fans pretending to care about baseball
>never drink>have two small beers>blastedThanks /mlb/ comedy show went well.
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS"lose>mfwsoto goes on the IL againlose>mfwsoto returns againlose>mfwplay the yankees on 9/11lose>mfwlolmestolmest
If Ramirez was having an average season, the Guardians would be at .600
SUXIES RALLY INCOMING!
>>157688245Older than you I'm afraid - class of 2011. Came back a few years ago as a staff scientist
>pictured: the largest crowd in Tampa Bay Rays history
Sing along time!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.East side, west side, everybody's cumming hard,All over the F A G S fags from New York town!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
>>157688327I'm a girl and one beer gets me tipsy
>>157688337she looks really good among all the spam of that racoon bitch
trea turner is a BUM
>>157688352I'll be the one in the kitchen ;)
KISSIMMEE RAYS
Fucks sake the White Sox cant do SHIT. It feels like they haven't gotten a hit with the bases loaded in like 3 weeks.
watch harper not steal and then a double play happens
surprised no one posted the video of the dude running on the field during the yankee game with the pally flag. Apparently people threw shit at him as he was getting escorted off.
>>157688379Pirates fucked them
I fucking love arraezhe just hits the ball
>>157688387The Sox were playing like crap well before that.
gg twinscoming for you limpsox
MONTREAL RAYS
good day the the Tribe
>>157688328No ointment.
>>157688396No drama here, Cleveland is going to win the division by 5+ games. Sox are out of gas and done.
If the Rays go just 7 and 8 the rest of the way, the Yankees need to go 11 and 4 to win the division.For the Yankees, it's over.
TAMPA BAY SNELLZILLAS
c'mon, cardinals
>>157688413there's still a series between them to decide it
if you're going to do that just try and bunt for a hit ffs
>>157688327>comedy show went well.Glad to hear that.
Its so over for the White Sox. They'll be lucky to even get a wild card now
ALABAMA RAYS
>>157688413you wouldnt believe how bipolar the gards are right nowanything could happen, but we are coming for you regardless
>>157688408
>>157688421We are sweeping the Rays and Yankees.
why would you not intentionally walk the hitter to set up a double play?
I'm getting very concerned
>Cards' reporterwell, I'd rather fuck her than Andre Knott
>>157688426is that the Venezuelan cardenales
Ah these are the White Sox I remember
>>157688421Yanks are on fire. Might just play Boston at this point
>>157688499so are your parents gay cartoon poster
>>157688502yeah. Home of Luis Sojo
>>157688421how many do the rays need to win to clinch AL#1 before the last series so they go easy on the Phillies and let them clinch the other east division?
berds feastin
>>157688475If the Red Sox aren't careful, they could slip to WC3. Right now as WC2, the Red Sox aren't going to win a WC game in Yankee Stadium.
HSK please
my fucking god just end this
>THE WHITE SOX'S LEAD IN THE CENTRAL IS GETTING PRECARIOUSLY THINYes it is
yeeted on by based gook kim
>>157688531HA SEONG KIMASEONGKIM
>>157688523Playing HOU/TEX/SEA might just be better if we can get CY-2 Crochet built up for the Championship Series I don't see how the Rays would win at all at that point.
>>157688519Magic Number formula = 163 - wins of the team in first - losses of the team in second163 - 88 - 62 = 13
Both the barfs and the philthies really want to lose this game
>>157688523>If the Red Sox aren't careful, they could slip to WC3No chance in hell. in fact, they're probably sweeping the guardians
DRAKE RAKE RAPE THE PHILTIES
thank god gg barfs this bullpen is still so shit
Why did God forsake the Pope Sox?
Dab on 'em drake
inb4 poodrespacos think beating the jints mean anything
>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK
my Padres :)
>>157688519>rays>clinching the eastLikely not happening until the last day of the season especially since they have 7 games against Boston and New York right at the end.
haha eat shit Philthys, magic number is 6
>>157688564So is the rest of your shitty team and city so it fits in
>>157688462>>157688440The problem is even if Cleveland has a downturn the Sox have been playing poor baseball for weeks. Even if Cleveland only wins 6 more games the rest of the year the Sox are playing like a team with only 4 wins left.
>>157688587>implying I live in a city>implying I would EVER live in a citylol
>>157688593dangerously based
my pope sox are in full collapse mode brosit was fun while it lasted
Your team clinched a playoff spot today right?
>>157688601I blame Getz and his extremely awful TDLRuined everything the winning, the vibes, the locker room. Everything.
>>157688567This is merely a test.
What happens when Boston sweeps Tampa at season's end?
>>157688601even if you fall to 2nd place, all you gotta do is beat the Astros, bro
>>157688611Do I fail it if I'm already crying myself to sleep right now?These tests are too hardYou'd think after all those years of losses they finally tease us with maybe a winning season but turns out that was a just a tease and nothing moreThis is hardIts so hard bros ;_;
>>157688560>finish as WC2>play the Yankees three games in NY>eliminated in two games>>finish as WC3>play the Astros three games in Houston>eliminated in two gamesSooo... How 'bout them Pats?
Is this collapse worse or the 2012 one worse?
Chadres in cruise control!
>>157688627Have you ever considered that Yankees suck?
>Rays clinchhoes mad
Hear you tarkin shit
finally some breathing room
>>157688635Have you ever considered that Ortiz and Manny did steroids?
>>157688619>2-5 on the yeary-yeah... just beat the 'stros
>>157688631>they didn't hear about my berds blowpen
>>157688593Slightly better but still a philthy phaggot
>>157688647like Canseco said, it wasn't cheating if everybody was doing it
>>157688631Still a great season overall after the last 4 years. Just dying a death at the end. Have to remember the offense is full of rookies. It feels like the entire lineup hit the rookie wall at once.
>>157688650That's what they said about the pirates and look what happened there
>>157688643HA SEONG KIM IS BECOMING HA SEONG HIM
stout bird
The White Sox collapse is over. They're back.
>>157688633don't underestimate the ability of Robbie Ray to blow this shit up
One of the "comics" was a girl, no one laughed.
Legit can't believe I'm ready to apologize to this mother fucker, Hell I'm almost to the point where I'm calling for AA to extend him(to a lot less money but still)
>>157688656The problem is players like Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod got killed for doing them while Ortiz got a free ride into the HoF. Its crazy how everybody ignored him doing steroids but those 3 and Manny as well are exiled from the Hall.
Name a more boring duo
>>157688674I fucked her
>>157688674No one asked, faggot.
>>157688621Just don't kill yourself. God or Murakami wouldn't like that.
>>157688667nevermind.
>>157688636That's the equivalent of clinching a seat in the retard class kek.
>>157688680tell that to guys like Lofton who are not in just cause they shared a team with those guys
>>157688681but Cubs Girl has a perfect ass thoughbeit
Why did God forsake the popesox?
>>157688679>late season redemption arc when all was lostyeah it's kino
>>157688686If I can get through 2024 without that I can probably get through anything. But it's gut wrenching that we had to endure and survive through 2024 and the adjacent years to now face such a heartbreaking collapse.
Feels like my Braves are definitely winning the East after that game (and likely out first round of the playoffs)
>>157688619Astros are getting the #2 seed
>>157688706the pope is an apostate
>>157688681twins royalsor just any AL central team paired together
>>157688681Blow me.
>>157688715>2 games vs Seattle>4 vs the A'syeah they might, actually
>lossing to the gay's
>>157688715Houston is an irrelevant dump.
>>157688683One of her jokes was how the government should control dating >>157688684Calm dowm jewboy
>>157688681CLE @ MIL won Girl of the Season, though
>>157688738cringe
>>157688715Absolutely ridiculous that dogwater Astros team is still making the playoffs cause the rest of the AL West is full of retards.
>>157688717this is honestly it for me
>>157688696>making playoffs is bad actuallysomeone call guinness, we got record setting mad here
yo, shit got so bad. The mets had to pitch Charlie Kirk out of the bullpen LOL!
>>157688744Brewers girls are peak.
Wrong fucking night to run on the field with another country’s flag buddy
>>157688743If you wanna give a bunch of people who don't give a shit a play-by-play of your gay Canadian life, go join Bluesky
>>157688738based
>>157688759left one is a dyke, middle one looks annoyinjg, give me the homely right titcow
>>157688762You okay little dude? Some anons go outside and talk to real people. Tomorrow I have to play baseball all day, are you going to get pissy about that too?
it's 9/11... a little respect?
>>157688757>foreign flag>gaslightingU mad as f
>>157688759what about Padres girls who are also Brewers girls?
>>157688786That's a man.
>>157688759they don't know ball
>>157688773yeah man I'm sure you have tons of friends that's why you come on here and start telling everyone your life story even though no one asked
>>157688786how big is her penis
>woke up to the rays winning and yankeefags seething Today is a good day
>POODRES
>>157688786she's a woman of God
>>157688814please bugger me fanny
Are the subway series even a rivalry at this point
>>157688814>27>0
>>157688804Assumptions make an ass out of you and me little dude. LETS GO MARINERS!
Went to Panda and didn't leave a tipThat's for Pearl Harbor nigga!
>>157688702I'm white so I don't care for 'ass'
>>157688827Every time there's a subway series, no matter how bad the Mets are, there's usually one game where the Mets make the Yankees look like absolute fools. So it's entertaining at least
>benches cleared over thiswhat a joke the sport has become>>157688822only God could recognize her through all that makeup
>>157688837got em
>>157688814>waking up at 11:30 PMO kek! Nigga dodging the Scientology Gestapo in St Pete.
>>157688837wrong anniversary
